#Custom certificates

[shapenprint]

Professional Certificate Designing and Printing

[marzipanandminutiae]

New doll? New doll!

This is Aurelia, a porcelain BJD by Adollable Dolls out of South Africa. Her official artist name is Faylynn, but I wasn't a fan of that

She came in this lovely box:

With some extras:

Silver hair ornament with a little clip so she or I can wear it, and a box of Lindt truffles that unfortunately got squished in transit

She's a lovely doll overall; I've had some porcelain BJD disappointment in the past, so I was pleasantly surprised to open her and not feel that (two of the three I had previously owned ended up disappointing me). There are a few flies in the ointment, however.

The Good: gorgeous doll, good quality porcelain, very well done painting, little molded rings, posing is decent, spring jointed (which I prefer to elastic because it doesn't wear out), painted pubic hair- don't let unrealistic beauty standards get to you!, very soft and well constructed wig, pierced ears and earrings, nice packaging, came with a pretty stand that has a little silver feet

The Bad: weirdly small and narrow feet for the size and proportions of the doll; definitely cannot stand on her own, eyes are ever so slightly unfocused, artist sprayed a very strong perfume inside the box, does take a bit of finagling to pose even though she gets there in the end

(also I dropped one of her earrings on my carpet and now I can't find it, which is not the fault of the artist and has me kicking myself because they are very cute little gold leaves)

Overall, I would recommend this artist for the most part. Just be aware of the tiny feet thing, and maybe ask her if she can not spray perfume on the package if you have any kind of sensitivities or just generally don't want that

Welcome home, Aurelia!

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[kod-lyoko]

It's Always Sunny in Pomodoro??

hello, is your hyperfixation on sunny preventing you from studying and doing your work? that's why i hired this mac to stare at you and keep an eye on you during your pomodoro sessions and judge you if you lose focus

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

I swear to god it feels like spinning in hamster wheel. I'll apply for a job, get the email that I didn't get the job, and then a week later see the same job posted by the same company. LinkedIn tracks what jobs you've already applied for so I know it's not the same one. It's a new posting for the same job.

I put in 20-30 applications a day and the ADHD makes things like company names not stick in my mind - that and the fact that I don't give a single fuck about these companies. So it takes seeing these names a few times before they stick with me. Lensa. Robert Half. Brooksource. Data entry specialist bookkeeper administrative assistant tech support desk customer service representative technician consultant advisor

I feel like none of these jobs are even real and LinkedIn is just as Dead Internet Theory as every other social media and I'm just pinning my resume on a dusty corkboard in an abandoned warehouse and then sitting home confused that no one is calling me

[caterjunes]

first day of intro to business class today! i did my readings (lots of capitalist bootlicking which i am approaching with an anthropological mindset), made a discussion post, did my homework for the week, and took the chapter quiz (very poorly worded questions which actually directly caused me to get one wrong)

so far so good.

[chikaoofka]

The circumstances surrounding Cassius' "death" (disappearance) were incredibly muddled and hard to follow even for the people who were involved... It all happened late at night in the middle of a snowstorm, visibility was low, an apparently unrelated party (Cockerel) getting a broken nose, and an apparent thousand other coincidences leading to the death of both Cassius and his father. The issue: only the body of Christopher Turever Jr. - Cassius' father - was recovered! This led to a strange cooperation between Edgar and Cassandra - the new "co-"proprietor of the local newspaper (though she had been managing the place for a while up to this point) - aiming to cover up whatever really happened in the favour of pushing a narrative that Cassius was the man to die that day. It was an easier story to push, yes, Cassius' apparent depression was visibly worsening, as opposed to the apparently stable Christopher... What if the people cried murder!? Not to mention Cassius (once) was a valued member of the community - imagine the paper sales!...

anyway here's a funny image where neither of them can know if they'll get away with it since neither of them can see Christopher's face ... I do imagine they succeed but I don't know if it's really THAT important? It's fun to consider though. Edgar and Cassandra get along surprisingly well, but maybe it was just the circumstance. They stopped talking after the funeral was officially past...

[byanyan]

i'm feeling nice tonight, think i've finally decided that i am, in fact, going to let byan have a motorcycle when they're all grown up

[remyfire]

Trying to convince prospective employers of your important skills aka trying to convince yourself of your important skills so that you put them on the damn resume in the first place.

[clowningaroundmars]

*waking up in a cold sweat*

i have GOT to get forklift certified!!!

[ikargoslogistics]

[itstimeforstarwars]

I think my dream job would be buying fabric and sewing supplies for a small business or like a quilt charity I love buying fabric and notions so so much but the older I get the less I care to do like. Any sewing.

[teesbees]

Got so frustrated at my boss not trusting or believing me about absolutely anything that I had to have a little post shift angry cry in the break room and IN THAT MOMENT my work bestie walked in even tho it was their day off cause they left their glasses and I got to rant to someone. Friends are beautiful and the universe sent me one the exact second they were needed

[son-of-avraham]

Unimportant fact worth knowing is that brands cannot use the OU sign without getting into serious legal trouble because it is legally a trademark. Random places can definitely call themselves Kosher or have their own hechshers etc but you will very very very rarely see anyone use OU if they don’t have a legal right to because they will get sued to hell and back for it.

I wonder if the same applies to halal certifications, it's something I rarely - if ever - see in my part of the country, which is why it was really surprising to me to see both, and kind of nice as well

[nylarac]

I have a question about your tags if that's cool! You were a captioner for phone calls, I've been thinking about doing this. Did you like it? If you're comfortable responding what was your official job title? I've been coming up empty-handed searching for work like this in canada, but maybe i'm searching wrong?

hi! i had mixed feelings on it lol a lot of the bad stuff was more w the company itself like micromanaging issues and stuff

this might be more info than u wanted but here we go lol:

the way we captioned the phone calls was mostly through voice recognition plus some macros on the screen/keyboard and occasional typing

later a newer version of the software was implemented that would auto-generate the captions and we would just correct them as they came up on the screen

they assured us that this wouldn't be replacing us but then laid off literal thousands of employees lol

the pay was also not great it started at 11 dollars an hour iirc but at least hourly and not by the minute

most of the conversations were p mundane but sometimes you'd have to caption some pretty messed up stuff from like a lot of truly vile racist bs and on occasion someone actively threatening to harm themselves/others. we weren't allowed to do anything/report anything

my job title was captioning assistant

also i tried looking up caption phone calls in canada and from what i saw it looks like captioned telephone services aren't currently available in canada? here's an article on it (there's also a link to a petition to bring captioned telephone services to canada)

i did find this tho it's not phone calls and you'd need to be/get CART certified if u aren't already but the pay is typically wayyy better and less likely to replaced by ai

[mccoys-killer-queen]

guys have i ever told u i'm a certified wine snob