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Transopalbones
A transid where you wish to have/should have bones made of opal. (Could also be used by those who are trans-corpse and wish their bones were opalised)
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Everytime I have to discern what the fuck the doctor meant by an abbreviation, I briefly think abt the twitter users I saw at each other's throats for using BPD to mean borderline personality disorder OR bipolar disorder like the acronym would run out of uses and wonder what they'd think if they saw even one page of the Stedman's Medical Abbreviation dictionary
#Creepy chatter#We used to be civilized. We used to have Medilexicon. WE USED TO HAVE MEDILEXICON.#Now we just have like rigid print resources for the most part#Medilexicon was a web-based medical thesaurus/dictionary/acronym database#That would show how common each reported use of a certain abbreviation was#It was so nice when trying to figure out if a doctor was just. Making up their own shit. đ¤Ś#PAF I hate you so much#Anyway the owners couldn't support the cost of servers anymore and shut it down god like 6 or so years ago?#Guaranteed to have a bonding moment w any other professional when you mourn Medilexicon. We ALL miss her.#Library of Alexandria moment :'(
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me reloading ao3 for the bajillionth time in 30 seconds
#also psa let the server rest tonight donât spam it#this was a joke from yesterday but the database needs some r&r#ao3#ao3 down#silly screams
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not to brag about being good at my job but Iâve now developed two separate tools for debugging entirely on my own within my company entirely from scratch without help and A. it makes my job so much fucking easier and B. my boss is thinks im incredible just because im too lazy to want to write the same bits of code over and over just for debugging purposes
#unimportant thoughts#one i wrote 2-3 months ago#but i upgraded it this week to add in even more#and its just. perfect now.#given an id from any of the programs we built and run in our company#i instantaneously return everything about it#its name; what it does; what type of program it is; what server its run on; when it runs; where it connects; the parameters needed to#connect to wherever it connects; whether the program is currently turned on; the last 10 times the program ran; how many minutes each of#those runs took; how many files each of those runs created; whether those runs were successful; code snippets you can copy paste and run in#another window to look at the files created by each of those runs; the files created by the most recent run; thise file names; those file s#sizes; what types of files they are; whether theyre encrypted#how theyre encrypted#all of that and MORE#most of the information was already there but it took fucking 20 minutes to get all the information you needed#and you had to run a bunch of different snippets of code to get all the information and then put it all together#and now you can just fucking pop in the id of the program and .02 of a second later all the information is on your screen#AND IT MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER#so. so. so. much. easier.#and then this week I wrote another program so I can compare runtimes of two different runs of the same program together based on how we stor#runtime data in our database#csuse i was tired of going back and forth manually between to different runs to compare#so now i have a program that just takes the ids of two different runs and compares them#doesnt even matter if the checkpoints are different I programmed it to figure out the order automatically and plug in any missing holes#finds the differences in runtime automatically and flags the biggest differences#and I can even customize how much of a difference I care about or to hide things I donât care about
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adult plural culture is trying and failing to find discord servers that are made by and for adult systems to connect with each other instead of those highly "aesthetic" ones geared towards young teens
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#plural culture#actuallyplural#plurality#plural system#adult plural culture#anonymous#multiplicity database has a section specifically for adult plural servers
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"Playground is mind-boggling. You can spin up a full WordPress site in a browserâno servers, no databases, just instant testing."
Birgit Pauli Haack â On the revolutionary capabilities of WordPress Playground.
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i was gonna spend my whole day in bed (productively) but i did do last minute coding
it doesnt look like much but i managed to figure out fetching from the database so its actually something!
this is just a temp photo btw lol
#and i did it sever side#which is great cause i was worried about having to write to the database from the client side for like other stuff im gonna do#doing it server side is supposed to avoid what i was worried about (someone figuring out how to manually edit affection lvls)#but we will see#i read a lot of stuff today#about database security so im trying to be careful#but also its a lot so sometimes info doesnt click until days later and im not confident enough to say no mistakes will happen#dont worry tho! im gonna get ppl in here at some point to test the site and make sure to backup often just in case something does happen#its early days so losing data isnt as scary#i prefer to avoid it all together tho but yea#codeblr#webdev
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Happy fathers day Alphonze!
I hope it is
#itâs strange to think Iâm a father#Iâm technically younger than Ollie. I have whole lifespans in my database and yet Iâve only been functional for âbout five years#just role(play) with it#askers#ooc: is that true someone in the server said that but I dpnt know
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btw apparently i lied when i said i'm done with infinite craft. someone please help me make every monster hunter monster, half of the ones i've made are first discoveries, i am fighting for my life over here
#ghost town... 2!#infinte craft#monster hunter#i've been trying to make odogaron for so long. closest i've gotten is âmuscle dogâ conceptually and âdodobaronâ phonetically đ#anyways yea being in the infinite craft subreddit's discord server is keeping me in lmao. there's a community aspect to it now#the idea of contributing to a database is like. heheehoo i'm helping :D
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i wanted to try out using SQL for managing my work data because Python is a real bitch about putting different data types into one table most of the time, but so far it is so frustrating i'm close to tearing every object around me to shreds. every step of the way, i run into some new problems. and stackexchange is mostly unhelpful because they just go "it's simple just execute these 20 commands" WHERE. BITCH WHERE. cmd doesn't know what "mysql" is. mysql command line doesn't have "global" defined WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT TELL MEEEEEEEEE I'M SHTUPID
#i will give it 1 (one) more try tomorrow by trying to follow some youtube tutorials to a T but that's it#the thing is that these are software problems not me problems. yes it's a different language but it's googlable#but WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM NOT ALLOWED TO LOAD DATA FROM FILES ONTO THE SERVER#WITHOUT PERFORMING SOME NEURAL SURGERY ON IT FIRST#ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND#I DON'T NEED YOUR SERVER BS I JUST NEED TO PUT THESE TABLES INTO THE FKN DATABASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#you really don't have to care
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Work in Progress Whenever
I would say 'too much math, not enough writing this week,' but that would be less frustrating. 'Too much bullshit from an incompetent vendor that appears to have effectively DDOS'd themselves,' not enough writing this week.
Continuing with the theme of what my drafts look like, initial docs are frequently an explosion of bits and pieces, notes to self, etc. Eventually they get edited together into a coherent thing. My process would be modeled with an absurdly complicated exponential function.
Tagging: @hoochieblues @motherofqups @atypicalacademic and @cumbiazevran to share if you'd like.
#wip whenever#evyn leofhild#sindre asdason#more bad math jokes#but srsly when you sell your online textbook to a bunch of school districts you need to up the capacity of your servers#we won't get into the issues with the UI#or the database management#teaching while bipolar
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wait no i love small town fb groups actually. the ship tracking app displays ETAs as a UTC timestamp with offset, and what I'm learning is that nobody here understands how time zones work.
#that's not entirely true. exactly one person understands. and they are being very smug and also utterly ignored#it's GREAT đż#(i also hate time zone math. like I'm at least familiar with it bc server stuff. but i HATE it.#do you know how much fuckery goes on in the python datetime module#you haven't lived until you've had to transfer a huge dataset with naive timestamps to a new database#and had to figure out how what the fuck an AmbiguousTimeError is#(it's when daylight savings time happens and an hour happens twice in one day)#the calendar is an EXTREMELY complex and elaborate fiction#but. c'mon guys#use the UTC converter the smug person just posted
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i think the near-extinction of people making fun, deep and/or unique interactive text-based browser games, projects and stories is catastrophic to the internet. i'm talking pre-itch.io era, nothing against it.
there are a lot of fun ones listed here and here but for the most part, they were made years ago and are now a dying breed. i get why. there's no money in it. factoring in the cost of web hosting and servers, it probably costs money. it's just sad that it's a dying art form.
anyway, here's some of my favorite browser-based interactive projects and games, if you're into that kind of thing. 90% of them are on the lists that i linked above.
A Better World - create an alternate history timeline
Alter Ego - abandonware birth-to-death life simulator game
Seedship - text-based game about colonizing a new planet
Sandboxels or ThisIsSand - free-falling sand physics games
Little Alchemy 2 - combine various elements to make new ones
Infinite Craft - kind of the same as Little Alchemy
ZenGM - simulate sports
Tamajoji - browser-based tamagotchi
IFDB - interactive fiction database (text adventure games)
Written Realms - more text adventure games with a user interface
The Cafe & Diner - mystery game
The New Campaign Trail - US presidential campaign game
Money Simulator - simulate financial decisions
Genesis - text-based adventure/fantasy game
Level 13 - text-based science fiction adventure game
Miniconomy - player driven economy game
Checkbox Olympics - games involving clicking checkboxes
BrantSteele.net - game show and Hunger Games simulators
Murder Games - fight to the death simulator by Orteil
Cookie Clicker - different but felt weird not including it. by Orteil.
if you're ever thinking about making a niche project that only a select number of individuals will be nerdy enough to enjoy, keep in mind i've been playing some of these games off and on for 20~ years (Alter Ego, for example). quite literally a lifetime of replayability.
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