Let’s all point and laugh at him!
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Sissy Cooper or if you prefer not to than Bobbi
I'll do both!!!
world building wednesday
send me the name of a character, and i’ll reply with:
B A S I C S
full name: Constance Georgia Cooper AKA Sissy
gender: Female
sexuality: Straight
pronouns: She/her
O T H E R S
family: Connie Tucker (Meemaw) George Cooper (father), Mary Cooper (mother), Georgie Cooper (twin brother), Sheldon Cooper (younger brother), Missy Cooper (younger sister)
birthplace: Galveston, Texas
job: Student
phobias: Scorpions, clowns, flying
guilty pleasures: Reese's pieces, cute earrings
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: Neutral good
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: extrovert
organized/disorganized: organized
close minded/open-minded: open-minded
calm/anxious: calm
disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable
cautious/reckless: cautious
patient/impatient: patient
outspoken/reserved: outspoken
leader/follower: leader
empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic
optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic
traditional/modern: modern
hard-working/lazy: hard -working
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: n/a
ot3: n/a
brotp: Sissy & Georgie
notp: anything incestuous or she inappropriate
world building wednesday
send me the name of a character, and i’ll reply with:
B A S I C S
full name: Barbra Liza LaCosta aka Bobbi
gender: female
sexuality: Straight
pronouns: She/her
O T H E R S
family: Patty LaCosta (grandmother), Anna LaCosta (mother)
birthplace: Hartford, Connecticut
job: Dance Teacher, cashier, keyboardist for Hep Alien
phobias: Lizards, swans, sharks
guilty pleasures: Apple pie, hair dye, Battle Bots
M O R A L S
morality alignment?: Chaotic good
sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath
virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice
T H I S - O R - T H A T
introvert/extrovert: extrovert
organized/disorganized: organized
close minded/open-minded: open-minded
calm/anxious: calm
disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable
cautious/reckless: reckless
patient/impatient: impatient
outspoken/reserved: outspoken
leader/follower: leader
empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic
optimistic/pessimistic: optimistic
traditional/modern: modern
hard-working/lazy: hardworking
R E L A T I O N S H I P S
otp: Bobbi/ Dean Forrester
ot3: N/a
brotp: Bobbi & Rory & Lane, Bobbi & Lucy & Olivia
notp:, Bobbi/ Jess Mariano
WBW
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Here you will find 50+ songs that I feel embody Johnny Storm in all his moods and periods of life, that define his platonic and romantic relationships, that show his struggle with identity, celebrity, and consent, and also that I think he would sing (or cry to) in the shower.
Songlist under the cut:
Alone - Halsey | Rescue Me - OneRepublic | The Tears Of A Clown - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles | Make Me Feel - Janelle Monáe | Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Michael McGrath & Tim Curry | Teenagers - My Chemical Romance | Bad At Love - Halsey | Find U Again - Mark Ronson feat. Camila Cabello | I Kissed a Boy - Jupither | Pretender - Steve Aoki feat. Lil Yachty & AJR | Greek Tragedy - The Wombats | In the Heat of the Moment - Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds | I Was Here - Beyoncé | Whatever It Takes - Imagine Dragons | Low - Greyson Chance | NASA - Ariana Grande | Panic Room - Au/Ra | Unconditionally - Katy Perry | Battle Cry - Imagine Dragons | The Kids Aren’t Alright - Fall Out Boy | Hope - The Chainsmokers feat. Winona Oak | Kiss It Better - Rihanna | Talking to Myself - Linkin Park | Kids In America - Foo Fighters | Thunderclouds - LSD | Video Games - Lana Del Rey | The Lazy Song - Bruno Mars | Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I’m Yours) - Stevie Wonder | Forrest Gump - Frank Ocean | Lovefool - The Cardigans | Tainted Love - Soft Cell | Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston | Sex on Fire - Kings of Leon | Kissing Strangers - DNCE feat. Nicki Minaj | Advice - Christina Grimmie | Be Alright - Dean Lewis | You Can Look (But You Can’t Touch) - Kim Sozzi | Someone New - Hozier | More Than You Know - Axwell /\ Ingrosso | Love Me - The 1975 | Pumpin Blood - NONONO | Supernova - Ansel Elgort | Fire Burning - Sean Kingston | What I Like About You - The Romantics | Testify - Citizen Four | Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger | Sky’s the Limit - CFO$ | Bad Reputation - Joan Jett & The Blackhearts | Love Me Less - MAX feat. Quinn XCII | Waterfall - Stargate feat. P!nk & Sia | 100 Bad Days - AJR | Rainbow - Sia | Rocketeer - Far East Movement | Sick Boy - The Chainsmokers | Eternal Flame - The Bangles | Disco Inferno - The Trammps | Youth - Shawn Mendes feat. Khalid | for him. - Troye Sivan feat. Allday
Some of these songs could get deleted later on as my understanding of this character changes, and I’ll definitely add more eventually, but for now, here it is! I am happy as always to explain a certain song choice!!
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A Second Decade of Movies
Ten years ago on Facebook, I compiled a list of every movie I watched, in order, from the first decade of the network’s existence. Now, here’s part two, covering the years 2010-2019. There are 754 titles below, though some are repeat viewings. The movie I watched the most? Harold Lloyd in “The Freshman.” My favorite movie from the last decade? “The Tree of Life.”
But I began the 2010s with James Cameron’s mega-hit “Avatar.” I’ll go on record saying the movie is still enjoyable ten years later, as I watched it again in 2019 with my kids to prep for visiting the World of Pandora at Disney’s Animal Kingdom. But--I also agree with those who say there’s little remembered from the film in the culture today. Can you name the stars? Recount the plot in detail? Mostly what we remember from the film is the spectacle of it all, game-changing when it was released in 2009.
At any rate, enjoy the list below! If a title is hotlinked, it will take you to an essay, interview, or related coverage on the film by yours truly.
1. Avatar
2. I Walked With A Zombie
3. The Paradine Case
4. Whip It
5. The Body Snatcher
6. Coraline
7. Everybody’s Fine
8. The Blind Side
9. The Hurt Locker
10. Citizen Architect
11. Fantastic Mr. Fox
12. Dance With the One
13. The Happy Poet
14. When I Rise
15. Mr. Nice
16. Lemmy
17. Haynesville
18. Rashomon
19. Cabin in the Sky
20. Toy Story 2
21. Being There
22. Modern Times
23. Iron Monkey
24. Kiki’s Delivery Service
25. Alice In Wonderland
26. WALL·E
27. Goldfinger
28. A Fistful of Dollars
29. The Red Shoes
30. M. Hulot’s Holiday
31. When In Rome
32. Toy Story 3
33. The Godfather
34. White Heat
35. The Girl on the Train
36. Mary Poppins
37. Kapò
38. Dr. Strangelove
39. White Dog
40. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
41. Scoop
42. Katyn
43. Metropolis
44. Days of Heaven
45. Shane
46. Ramona and Beezus
47. Duck Soup
48. Pillow Talk
49. Monte Carlo
50. Persona
51. The Powderkids
52. Machete
53. THX 1138
54. Ran
55. Fantasia 2000
56. Contempt
57. The Big Red One
58. Mid-August Lunch
59. McCabe & Mrs. Miller
60. Casablanca
61. The Last Song
62. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
63. Sherlock, Jr.
64. The Thin Red Line
65. Modern Times
66. Fantasia
67. Mon Oncle
68. Stagecoach
69. Hallelujah
70. Mademoiselle Chambon
71. Double Take
72. Black Swan
73. Tangled
74. The King’s Speech
75. TRON: Legacy
76. A Safe Place
77. The King of Marvin Gardens
78. Wings of Desire
79. Head
80. The Social Network
81. Drive, He Said
82. The Fighter
83. Gold Diggers in Paris
84. The Gay Divorcee
85. The Love Parade
86. 127 Hours
87. Never Let Me Go
88. Forrest Gump
89. A Film Unfinished
90. How To Train Your Dragon
91. Modern Times
92. Malcolm X
93. When I Rise
94. Inception
95. The Kids Are All Right
96. A Time For Drunken Horses
97. Our Hospitality
98. The Ghost and Mrs. Muir
99. The Mikado
100. Something Ventured
101. Five Time Champion
102. Natural Selection
103. Kumare
104. F#$k My Life
105. Hesher
106. Small, Beautifully Moving Parts
107. Win Win
108. Beats of Freedom
109. Topsy-Turvy
110. Taken By Storm
111. I Am a Fugitive From a Chain Gang
112. Army of Shadows
113. The Life of Emile Zola
114. Rio
115. East of Eden
116. The Drummond Will
117. Cooper
118. Marriage Italian Style
119. Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow
120. Sunflower
121. Salt of This Sea
122. Casablanca
123. The Happy Thieves
124. The Art of Getting By
125. Patty Hearst
126. Breathless
127. The Tree of Life
128. Nora’s Will
129. Mr. Popper’s Penguins
130. My Man Godfrey
131. The Muppet Movie
132. Back to the Future
133. Back to the Future Part II
134. Back to the Future Part III
135. Rear Window
136. Q: The Winged Serpent
137. Cars 2
138. The Godfather Part II
139. Super 8
140. Dazed and Confused
141. All Night Long
142. The Tree of Life
143. Winnie the Pooh
144. M. Hulot’s Holiday
145. Snow Flower and the Secret Fan
146. A Thousand Clowns
147. Tokyo Story
148. The Smurfs
149. The League of Gentlemen
150. Malcolm X (1972)
151. Late Spring
152. Ladies & Gentlemen the Rolling Stones
153. The Princess Bride
154. Hud
155. The Boys
156. Poetry
157. Waking Sleeping Beauty
158. Martha Marcy May Marlene
159. Seduced and Abandoned
160. The Nightmare Before Christmas
161. The Third Man
162. Dressed To Kill
163. Echotone
164. Straw Dogs (1971)
165. Sapphire
166. Broken Embraces
167. The Wild One
168. La Belle et la Bête
169. The Tree of Life
170. Beauty and the Beast
171. Killer’s Kiss
172. The Producers
173. Camille (1921)
174. She’s Gotta Have It
175. La Belle et la Bête
176. The Descendants
177. Hugo
178. The Muppets
179. Another Earth
180. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
181. Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked
182. The Artist
183. Arthur Christmas
184. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
185. Midnight in Paris
186. War Horse
187. The Whistleblower
188. The Great Waltz
189. Manhattan
190. Annie Hall
191. The Help
192. Moneyball
193. Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
194. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part 2
195. The Lorax
196. Kid-Thing
197. Zodiac
198. Hunky Dory
199. Wolf
200. Tchoupitoulas
201. 21 Jump Street
202. Crulic: The Path to Beyond
203. The Imposter
204. The Descendants
205. Victim
206. Revenge of the Electric Car
207. We Bought a Zoo
208. Titanic (3D)
209. Shame
210. The Jazz Singer
211. For Greater Glory
212. Lola Versus
213. The Avengers
214. Prometheus
215. Citizen Kane
216. Brave
217. Rio Bravo
218. The Black Hole
219. Thunder Soul
220. The Gold Rush
221. Children of Paradise
222. The Natural
223. An American in Paris
224. North By Northwest
225. Harold and Maude
226. Killer Joe
227. Gilda
228. Miss Bala
229. Bride of Frankenstein
230. The Graduate
231. Madagascar 3
232. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
233. Star Trek VI: The Final Frontier
234. TRON: Legacy
235. Rise of the Guardians
236. Lincoln
237. Finding Nemo
238. Hitchcock
239. The Illusionist
240. Les Misérables
241. A Christmas Story
242. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl
243. Silver Linings Playbook
244. The Apple Dumpling Gang
245. Zero Dark Thirty
246. Wreck-It Ralph
247. On the Waterfront
248. The Life of Pi
249. Argo
250. Bag It
251. Loves Her Gun
252. Good Night
253. Mud
254. Museum Hours
255. This Is Where We Live
256. Unreal Dream: The Michael Morton Story
257. Sake-Bomb
258. The Girl
259. Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
260. Return to the Hiding Place
261. The Purple Rose of Cairo
262. To The Wonder
263. Epic
264. There Will Be Blood
265. Star Trek Into Darkness
266. Lawrence of Arabia
267. The Birds
268. Star Trek: First Contact
269. Barry Lyndon
270. Star Wars: A New Hope
271. Saboteur
272. Hell’s House
273. Of Human Bondage
274. The Flowers of St. Francis
275. Monsters University
276. Old Joy
277. Out of Africa
278. Safety Last!
279. The Killing
280. A Night To Remember
281. Singin’ in the Rain
282. Sherlock, Jr.
283. The Smurfs 2
284. Planes
285. Sicko
286. Brief Encounter
287. Meek’s Cutoff
288. Wendy and Lucy
289. Side By Side
290. A.I. Artificial Intelligence
291. Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs 2
292. Powaqqatsi
293. Machete Kills
294. Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
295. The Royal Tenenbaums
296. Moonrise Kingdom
297. Bottle Rocket
298. The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou
299. The Exorcist
300. The Darjeeling Limited
301. Dreamgirls
302. Dallas Buyers Club
303. Brewster McCloud
304. Cruising
305. City Lights
306. Saving Mr. Banks
307. Frozen
308. Lili
309. The Gold Rush
310. Ninotchka
311. 12 Angry Men
312. Lone Survivor
313. Her
314. The Nut Job
315. Cool It
316. American Hustle
317. Money and Medicine
318. Life Itself
319. The X From Outer Space
320. Captain Phillips
321. A Cat in Paris
322. Le Ciel est à Vous
323. Las Marthas
324. Rezeta
325. La Jaola de Oro
326. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
327. Clue
328. Gravity
329. Nebraska
330. The Lego Movie
331. Up
332. Liv & Ingmar
333. Before Midnight
334. Two Weeks in Another Town
335. Rio 2
336. All Is Lost
337. The Great Mouse Detective
338. The Adventures of Robin Hood
339. Stephen Tobolowsky’s Birthday Party
340. Belle
341. Bottled Up: The Battle Over Dublin Dr Pepper
342. My Dinner With Andre
343. Harry Dean Stanton Partly Fiction
344. The Lego Movie
345. Bears
346. The Nightmare Before Christmas
347. Contempt
348. How To Train Your Dragon 2
349. Vertigo
350. Gojira
351. The Wizard of Oz
352. 12 Angry Men
353. A Hard Day’s Night
354. Network
355. Picnic At Hanging Rock
356. Get On Up
357. E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial
358. The Drop
359. The Match Factory Girl
360. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
361. Superman
362. Horse Feathers
363. I Married A Witch
364. The Grand Budapest Hotel
365. Il Sorpasso
366. Conde Drácula
367. Boyhood
368. Fun and Fancy Free
369. The Freshman (1925)
370. Intimidation
371. I Am Love
372. Fantastic Mr. Fox
373. The Freshman (1925)
374. The Freshman (1925)
375. Safe
376. Invitation to the Dance
377. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
378. Bicycle Thieves
379. Sherlock, Jr.
380. Whiplash
381. Ida
382. Tron
383. Return of the Jedi
384. Petting Zoo
385. Western
386. Cinderella (2015)
387. Lamb
388. Babysitter
389. The Thin Blue Line
390. Vernon, Florida
391. Gates of Heaven
392. Purple Rain
393. Sullivan’s Travels
394. Star Wars: Episode I
395. Safety Last!
396. Jesus Christ Superstar
397. Anatomy of a Murder
398. Mary Poppins
399. Inside Out
400. Love & Mercy
401. A Star Is Born (1954)
402. The Princess and the Frog
403. The Freshman (1925)
404. Zazie dans la Métro
405. The Treasure of the Sierra Madre
406. Lilo & Stitch
407. Monkey Kingdom
408. Foreign Correspondent
409. The Princess Bride
410. Tomorrowland
411. Rome: Open City
412. A Hard Day’s Night
413. Star Trek: Generations
414. The Roaring Twenties
415. Following the Ninth
416. Samantha: An American Girl Holiday
417. He Named Me Malala
418. Wings of Life
419. Singin’ in the Rain
420. The Peanuts Movie
421. Spotlight
422. The Good Dinosaur
423. Fantasia 2000
424. Reel Injun
425. It Happened One Night
426. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
427. Star Wars: Episode II
428. Concussion
429. One Hour With You
430. Enchanted
431. A Room With A View
432. The Hateful Eight
433. Speedy
434. Time Out of Mind
435. Cinderella (2015)
436. The Lady Vanishes
437. Naqoyqatsi
438. Suzanne’s Career
439. Bear Country
440. The 100 Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out the Window…
441. Bandidas
442. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
443. Virtuosity
444. The Big Short
445. Two Days, One Night
446. The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe
447. Bridge of Spies
448. Brooklyn
449. Michael Jackson From Motown To Off The Wall
450. Tower
451. Transpecos
452. Last Night at the Alamo
453. �� Claire In Motion
454. Zootopia
455. Bodyguard
456. W.
457. The Adventures of Pepper and Paula
458. The Jungle Book (2016)
459. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
460. Captain America: Civil War
461. What About Bob?
462. Love & Friendship
463. Dial M For Murder
464. Garfield
465. Ben-Hur
466. To Kill A Mockingbird
467. Citizenfour
468. Finding Dory
469. Ant-Man
470. The Quiet Man
471. The Peanuts Movie
472. The BFG
473. My Dinner With Andre
474. Children of Men
475. The Last Temptation of Christ
476. The Secret Life of Pets
477. Chimes At Midnight
478. Brewed in the 210
479. Saturday Night Fever
480. The New World
481. Who Framed Roger Rabbit
482. Walt & El Grupo
483. Saludos Amigos
484. The Jungle Book (2016)
485. The Last Picture Show
486. Beetlejuice
487. The King and I
488. Ride in the Whirlwind
489. Dracula
490. The Angry Birds Movie
491. The Sword in the Stone
492. Queen of Katwe
493. The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
494. Beetlejuice
495. Dracula
496. Arrival
497. Tron: Legacy
498. Akira Kurosawa’s Dreams
499. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
500. Boomerang (1947)
501. Safety Last!
502. South of the Border
503. Honey, I Shrunk The Kids
504. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
505. Jiro Dreams of Sushi
506. Rogue One
507. Moana
508. Once
509. Redes
510. Max Dugan Returns
511. Amadeus
512. The New World
513. 13th
514. Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
515. Yarn
516. Paddington
517. Hidden Figures
518. Doctor Strange
519. The Lego Batman Movie
520. Clue
521. The Honor Farm
522. Mr. Roosevelt
523. La Barracuda
524. The Ballad of Lefty Brown
525. Beauty and the Beast (2017)
526. Cat People
527. The Adventures of Tintin
528. The Freshman (1925)
529. The Artist
530. Day for Night
531. Stranger on the Third Floor
532. Twentieth Century
533. Modern Times
534. Alien: Covenant
535. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
536. Norman
537. Casablanca
538. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
539. Alvin & the Chipmunks: Road Chip
540. The Man Who Knew Too Much
541. Cars 3
542. The Sugarland Express
543. Redes
544. School of Rock
545. Duck Soup
546. Cat People
547. Tower
548. War for the Planet of the Apes
549. Pete’s Dragon (2016)
550. Richard Linklater: Dream Is Destiny
551. The Double Life of Veronique
552. Dunkirk
553. The Adventures of Robin Hood
554. Something Wicked This Way Comes
555. Young Frankenstein
556. Duck Soup
557. Tampopo
558. Beggars of Life
559. Tender Mercies
560. The Princess and the Frog
561. Rogue One
562. Steve Jobs
563. Despicable Me 3
564. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
565. Koyaanisqatsi
566. Honeysuckle Rose
567. Wonder Woman
568. Creed
569. North By Northwest
570. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
571. The Nightmare Before Christmas
572. Altered States
573. Dealt
574. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
575. My Cousin Rachel (2017)
576. Get Out
577. Planet of the Apes (1968)
578. Tomorrowland
579. Justice League
580. The Disaster Artist
581. Thor: Ragnarok
582. Beneath the Planet of the Apes
583. Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
584. The Philadelphia Story
585. Escape From the Planet of the Apes
586. Ferdinand
587. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
588. Darkest Hour
589. Coco
590. Dunkirk
591. Phantom Thread
592. Paddington 2
593. Arrival
594. Spider-Man: Homecoming
595. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
596. Our Souls at Night
597. Mudbound
598. The Post
599. Germany Year Zero
600. Trading Places
601. The Shape of Water
602. Black Panther
603. Logan
604. The Simpsons Movie
605. Wings
606. Miss Congeniality
607. Never Cry Wolf
608. Something Wicked This Way Comes
609. Pride and Prejudice (2005)
610. Moana
611. Ready Player One
612. Viva Max
613. Red River
614. Bridget Jones’s Baby
615. Avengers: Infinity War
616. The Sugarland Express
617. Selena
618. Peaceful Warrior
619. Spider-Man 2
620. Stagecoach
621. The Godfather, Part III
622. Solo: A Star Wars Story
623. Jaws
624. Peter Pan
625. The Day the Earth Stood Still
626. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
627. Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
628. Daughters of the Dust
629. Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
630. Time Bandits
631. Incredibles 2
632. Avatar
633. On the Waterfront
634. Forks Over Knives
635. It Happened One Night
636. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
637. Ant-Man and the Wasp
638. A Quiet Place
639. Full Metal Jacket
640. The Thin Blue Line
641. The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez
642. Teen Titans Go! To The Movies
643. The Reluctant Dragon
644. Tokyo Story
645. The Karate Kid (1984)
646. Blazing Saddles
647. The Black Cauldron
648. Back to the Future
649. 2001: A Space Odyssey
650. Blaze
651. In Old Arizona
652. Crazy Rich Asians
653. Ocean’s 8
654. Star Wars: A New Hope
655. The Tree of Life (Extended Cut)
656. First Man
657. Food, Inc.
658. Napoleon Dynamite
659. Halloween (2018)
660. Christopher Robin
661. Battle for the Planet of the Apes
662. Paris, Je t’aime
663. Breakfast at Tiffany’s
664. Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
665. Back to the Future, Part II
666. Koyaanisqatsi
667. Creed II
668. True Stories
669. Ralph Breaks the Internet
670. Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse
671. The Last Command
672. Mary Poppins Returns
673. The Primary Instinct
674. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
675. An Inconvenient Truth
676. A Christmas Story
677. BlacKkKlansman
678. Annihilation
679. A Star Is Born (2018)
680. That’s Entertainment, Part 2
681. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
682. Teen Titans Go! To The Movies
683. Back to the Future, Part III
684. Stranger Than Paradise
685. On the Basis of Sex
686. Bohemian Rhapsody
687. The Favourite
688. First Reformed
689. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
690. Cold War
691. They Shall Not Grow Old
692. The Iron Orchard
693. Free Solo
694. Captain Marvel
695. The Little Mermaid
696. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
697. Wasted! The Story of Food Waste
698. Green Book
699. La Bamba
700. Running for Good
701. Us
702. War for the Planet of the Apes
703. I, Tonya
704. Avengers: Endgame
705. Amazing Grace (2019)
706. Shazam!
707. Testament
708. Vice
709. Raiders of the Lost Ark
710. The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
711. Planet of the Apes (2001)
712. Aladdin (2019)
713. The Ballad of Gregorio Cortez
714. Detour
715. The Hitch-Hiker
716. The Border
717. Toy Story 4
718. Flight
719. Do the Right Thing
720. Midnight Cowboy
721. Spider Man: Far From Home
722. Some Like It Hot
723. Strangers on a Train
724. Red Hook Summer
725. All That Heaven Allows
726. Cowspiracy
727. Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood
728. Zodiac
729. Wings of Desire
730. The Blues Brothers
731. The Farewell
732. Super Size Me
733. Safety Last!
734. Hustlers
735. Raiders of the Lost Ark
736. The Game Changers
737. Downton Abbey
738. The Body Snatcher
739. The Lion King (2019)
740. Ad Astra
741. The Terminator
742. The Irishman
743. Frozen II
744. Our Dancing Daughters
745. The Castaway Cowboy
746. The Thin Man
747. Linda Ronstadt: The Sound of My Voice
748. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
749. Doctor Sleep
750. A Hidden Life
751. Bombshell
752. Fed Up
753. Miracle on 34th Street
754. Brittany Runs a Marathon
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Fandom List And Ships
Updated: 12/9/18
This is the current list of fandoms and pairings that are requestable. It’s a long list (12+ pages), and I can always add more if the need arises. Bolded fandoms are the ones I am currently in the mood to write for, and I will try to update that as much as I can. Italicized fandoms are something I might consider working on soon and can easily be pushed back into.
Please look at this list before requesting something, it’s in the rules.
Fandoms under the cut!
Adventure Time
Flame Prince/Fionna
Flame Prince/Prince Gumball
Hot Dog Prince/Lumpy Space Prince
Lord Monochromicorn/Cake
Marshall Lee/Flame Prince/Prince Gumball
Marshall Lee/Prince Gumball
As Told By Ginger
Carl Foutley/Blake Gripling
Carl Foutley/Hoodsey Bishop
Assassin’s Creed
Altair Ibn La-Ahad/Malik Al-Sayf
Desmond Miles/Shaun Hastings
Ezio Auditore/Leonardo Da Vinci
Federico Auditore/Vieri De Pazzi
Haytham Kenway/Charles Lee
Kanen'tó:kon/William Johnson
Kadar Al-Sayf/Gian ‘Salai’ Giacomo
Petruccio Auditore/Gian ‘Salai’ Giacomo
Ratonhnhaké ton (Connor Kenway)/Thomas Hickey
Rauf/Kadar Al-Sayf
Talal/Malik Al-Sayf
William Johnson/Thomas Hickey
The Babysitter
Bee/Allison
Bee/Sonya
Cole/Melanie
John/Allison
John/Bee
Max/Allison
Max/Bee
Max/Cole
Max/John
Sonya/Allison
Beetlejuice (Both Movie/Cartoon Verses)
Beatleguise/Lydia Deetz
Camp Camp
Max/Daniel
David/Daniel
Max/David
Max/David/Daniel
Nerf/Preston Goodplay
Neil/Harrison
Neil/Nikki
Quartermaster/Daniel
Catherine
Johnathan ‘Johnny’ Ariga/Tobias ‘Toby’ Nebbins
Orlando Haddick/Tobias ‘Toby’ Nebbins
Orlando Haddick/Johnathan ‘Johnny’ Ariga/Tobias ‘Toby’ Nebbins
Thomas Mutton/Astaroth
Vincent Brooks/Catherine
Vincent Brooks/Astaroth
Crossovers
The Bye Bye Man/The Crooked Man (The Bye Bye Man/The Crooked Man Crossover)
Jack/Max (The House That Jack Built/The Babysitter Crossover)
Jason Dean/Firkle Smith (Heathers/South Park Crossover)
Jason Dean/Lucas Ward (Heathers/Dismissed Crossover)
Jason Dean/Victor Criss (Heathers/IT Crossover)
DC
Bane/John Blake
Blackfire/Starfire
Cyborg/Beast Boy
Deadshot/Diablo/Harley Quinn
Francis “Hotstreak” Stone/Richie “Gear” Foley
Joker/Harley Quinn
Killer Croc/Babydoll
Killer Croc/Diablo
Killer Croc/Harley Quinn
Killer Croc/Scarecrow
Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn
Raven/Terra
Red X/Speedy
Robin/Beast Boy
Robin/Red X
Robin/Red X/Speedy
Robin/Speedy
Deadman Wonderland
Ganta Igarashi (Woodpecker)/Shiro
Nagi Kengamine (Owl)/Azuma Genkaku
Senji Kiyomasa (Crow)/Toto Sakigami (Mockingbird)
Tamaki Tsunenaga/Rokuro Bundo
Tamaki Tsunenaga/Yo Takami
Wretched Egg (I refer to her as Sorae after Ganta’s mother)/Minatsuki Takami (Hummingbird)
Yo Takami/Ganta Igarashi (Woodpecker)
Death And Cremation
Stanley/Jarod Leary
Devil’s Carnival
The Devil/Tamara
Scorpion/Tamara
The Twin/Hobo Clown
Digimon
Matt/Tai
Willis/Davis
Dragon Age
Alistair Theirin/Cullen Rutherford
Alistair Theirin/Kallianne Cousland
Anders/Ethan Hawke
Anders/Fenris/Ethan Hawke
Anders/Jowan
Anders/Jowan/Ethan Hawke
Anders/Karl Thekla
Anders/Karl Thekla/Ethan Hawke
Anders/Sebastian Vael
Anders/Sebastian Vael/Ethan Hawke
Arishok/Carver Hawke
Arishok/Ethan Hawke
Ashaad/Ketojan/Saemus Dumar
Ashaad/Saemus Dumar
Bartrand Tethras/Carver Hawke
Bemis Cousland/Lysander Amell (OC Ship)
Blackwall/Carver Hawke
Cole/Dorian Pavus
Cullen Rutherford/Dorian Pavus
Cullen Rutherford/Ethan Hawke
Cullen Rutherford/Illeah Lavellan
Cullen Rutherford/Tempestia Surana
Danarius/Dorian Pavus
Duncan/Cailan Theirin
Fenris/Carver Hawke
Fenris/Ethan Hawke
Fenris/Sahir Nadeer (OC)
Greagoir/Irving
Herren/Wade
Jarvia/Isabela
Jowan/Sister(Mother) Petrice
Justice/Seneschal Bran
Ketojan/Saemus Dumar
Leliana/Josephine MontilyetLoghain Mac Tir/Maric Theirin
Meeran/Carver Hawke
Sebastian Vael/Ethan Hawke
The Iron Bull/Dorian Pavus
The Iron Bull/Solas
Varric Tethras/Ethan Hawke
Varric Tethras/Merrill
Varric Tethras/Solas
Zevran Arainai/Alistair Theirin
Zevran Arainai/Mortine Mahariel
Dreaming Mary
Boaris/Mary(Mari)
Father/Mary(Mari)
Foxanne/Bunnilda
Gwendell (Glenn)/Mary(Mari)
Ed, Edd, ‘n Eddy
Eddy/Edd
Kevin/Edd
Kevin/Rolf
Johnny/Jimmy
Sarah/Jimmy
The Evil Within
Reuben ‘Ruvik’ Victoriano/Leslie Withers
Sebastian Castellanos/Joseph Oda
Fallout Universe
Barrett/Murphy
Benjamin ‘Benji’ Montgomery/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Butch DeLoria/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Charon/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Charon/Iib Townshend(FLW)
Colin Moriarity/Andy Stahl
Desmond Lockheart/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Everett/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Flash/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Karl/Justin
Mercenary/Moira Brown
Sole Survivor/Sole Survivor
Three Dog/Gob
Timebomb/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Vance/Ian West
Wally Mack/Derek Segraves(MLW)
Wally Mack/Paul Hanon
Walter/Leo Stahl
Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest
Zak Young/Pips
Final Fantasy
Balthier/Vaan
Cloud Strife/Kadaj
Fang/Lightning
Genesis Rhapsodos/Sephiroth
Gilliam ‘Gil’ Blat/Angeal Hewley (OC/Canon Ship)
Gippal/Baralai
Layle/Keiss
Loz/Yazoo
Lulu/Yuna
Paine/Rikku
Reeve Tuesti/Vincent Valentine
Rude/Reno
Seifer Almasy/Zell Dincht
Snow/Hope
Squall Leonhart/Irvine Kinneas
Tseng/Rufus ShinRa
Wakka/Tidus
Zack Fair/Cloud Strife
Gravity Falls
Mabel Pines/Pacifica
Robbie/Dipper Pines
Thompson/Mabel Pines
Wendy/Tambry
Harry Potter (Movieverse) - ON HIATUS
Blaize Zabini/Saemus Finnegan
Dean Thomas/Saemus Finnegan
Lee Jordan/Saemus Finnegan
Oliver Wood/Marcus Flint
Ron Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy
Harry Potter/Hermione Granger
Heathers (Movieverse, Slight Musicalverse)
Jason Dean/Lucas Ward (Dismissed Crossover)
Heather Chandler/Heather Duke
Heather Duke/Veronica Sawyer
Jason Dean/Firkle Smith (South Park Crossover)
Jason Dean/Vernon Sawyer (Male Veronica)
Jason Dean/Veronica Sawyer
Jason Dean/Victor Criss (IT Crossover)
Kurt Kelly/Ram
Veronica Sawyer/Heather McNamara
Veronica Sawyer/Martha Dunstock
Hellboy (Movieverse)
Hellboy/Abe Sapien
Hey Arnold
Helga G. Pataki/Rhonda Wellington Lloyd
Nadine/Rhonda Wellington Lloyd
Stinky Peterson/Sid
Torvald/Stoop Kid
Inception
Dom Cobb/Ariadne
Eames/Arthur
Insidious
Josh Lambert/Parker Crane
Josh Lambert/Specs
Tucker/Specs
Invader Zim
Dib Membrane/Zim
Red/Purple
Tak/Gaz Membrane
The Iron Giant
Dean/Hogarth
IT (2017)
Belch Huggins/Victor Criss
Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh
Bill Denbrough/Ben Hanscom/Beverly Marsh
Bill Denbrough/Beverly Marsh
Bill Denbrough/Stan Uris
Butch Bowers/Patrick Hockstetter
Butch Bowers/Victor Criss
Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins
Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins/Victor Criss
Henry Bowers/Victor Criss
Mike Hanlon/Bill Denbrough/Stan Uris
Mike Hanlon/Patrick Hockstetter
Mike Hanlon/Richie Rozier/Stan Uris/Eddie Kaspbrak
Mike Hanlon/Stan Uris
Mike Hanlon/Victor Criss
Patrick Hockstetter/Avery Hockstetter
Patrick Hockstetter/Belch Huggins
Patrick Hockstetter/Belch Huggins/Victor Criss
Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers
Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins
Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers/Belch Huggins/Victor Criss
Patrick Hockstetter/Henry Bowers/Victor Criss
Patrick Hockstetter/Victor Criss
Pennywise/Pennywise
Pennywise/Victor Criss
Richie Tozier/Eddie Kaspbrak
Richie Tozier/Stan Uris/Eddie Kaspbrak
Jeepers Creepers
Jeepers Creepers/Darry
Kick-Ass/2 Movieverse
Todd Haynes/Katarina Dombrovski
Dave Lizewski/Chris D'Amico
Javier/Chris D'Amico
Kingdom Hearts
Axel/Demyx
Axel/Marluxia
Larxene/Namine
Lexaeus/Zexion
Luxord/Demyx
Luxord/Marluxia
Luxord/Xaldin
Pence/Olette
Rai/Fuu
Riku/Sora
Roxas/Xion
Saix/Demyx
Saix/Xemnas
Seifer/Hayner
Vexen/Marluxia
Xigbar/Demyx
Xigbar/Xaldin
Krampus
Howard/Tom Engel
Krampus/Max Engel
Krampus/Tom Engel
Tom Engel/Max Engel
Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler
Claude Faustus/Alois Trancy
Pluto/Grell Sutcliffe
Undertaker/Grell Sutcliffe
Undertaker/William Spears/Grell Sutcliffe
League Of Super Evil
Doomageddon/Doktor Frogg
Red Menace/Doktor Frogg
Left 4 Dead/2
Keith/Dave
Keith/Ellis
Louis/Francis
Nick/Dave
Nick/Ellis
OC/OC
Lollipop Chainsaw
Gideon Starling/Elizabeth Starling
Lewis Legend/Swan
Nick Carlyle/Juliet Starling
Vikke/Josey
Zed/Mariska
Zed/Swan
Mad Max
Angharad/Capable
Dag/Capable
Dag/Cheedo
Dag/Toast
Max Rockatansky/Blood Shed Ted
Max Rockatansky/Imperator Furiosa
Nux/Slit
OC/OC
Rictus Erectus/The Ace
Stank Gum/Scabrous Scrotus
Marvel
Alex Summers/Hank McCoy/Sean Cassidy
Alex Summers/Sean Cassidy
Azazel/Emma Frost
Azazel/Kurt Wagner
Bruce Banner/Tony Stark
Erik Lensherr/Charles Xavier
Hank McCoy/Charles Xavier
Hank McCoy/Sean Cassidy
Lance Alvers/Pietro Maximoff
Loki Laufeyson/Tony Stark
Mortimer Toynbee/Emma Frost
St. John Allerdyce/Pietro Maximoff
St. John Allerdyce/Tabitha Smith
Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
The Incredible Hulk/Tony Stark
Todd Tolansky/Kurt Wagner
Todd Tolansky/Pietro Maximoff
Tony Stark/Pepper Pots
Wade Winston Wilson/Bob, Agent Of Hydra
Wanda Maximoff/Anne-Marie (Rogue)
Miraculous Ladybug
Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng
The Mist (2017)
Tyler Denton/Adrian Garf
Monster Prom
Amira Red/Miranda Vanderbilt
Amira Red/Polly Geist
Brian Green/Damien LaVey
Brian Green/Damien LaVey/Liam De Lioncourt/Oz Yellow
Brian Green/Oz Yellow
Damien LaVey/Liam De Lioncourt
Liam De Lioncourt/Oz Yellow
Scott Howl/Football Team
Scott Howl/Liam De Lioncourt
Scott Howl/Vicky Blue
Vera Oberlin/Polly Geist
Vicky Blue/Polly Geist
Monsters University/Inc.
Brock Pearson/Claire Wheeler
James P. “Sulley” Sullivan/Michael “Mike” Wizowski
Johnny J. Worthington III/Randall “Randy” Boggs
Nadia Petrov/Taylor Harbrooke
Night In The Woods
Angus Delaney/Greggory Lee
Bea Santello/Mae Borowski
Casey Hartley/Greggory Lee
Levy/Steve Skriggins
Jeremy “Germ Warfare” Warton/Selma Ann “Selmers” Forrester
Outlast
Edward “Eddie” Gluskin (The Groom)/Terry “Theresa” Harriss (OC)
Portal/2
Adventure Core/Fact Core
Cave Johnson/Caroline
Cave Johnson/Evil Cave Johnson
Chell/GLaDOS
Companion Cube/Turret
Logic Core/Curiosity Core
Weighted Cube/Defective Turret
Wheatley/Space Core
Prince Of Persia: Sands Of Time (Movieverse)
Garsiv/Dastan
Princess And The Goblin
Prince Froglip/Princess Irene
Rick And Morty
Abradolf Lincoler/Nancy
Birdperson/Tammy Gueterman
Brad/Morty Smith
Greaser Morty/Punk Morty
Lucius Needful/Summer Smith
Rick Sanchez/Morty Smith (in all/most incarnations)
Summer Smith/Jessica
Regular Show
Don/Rigby
Mordecai/Rigby
Skips/Benson
Rocket Power
Lars Rodriguez/Twister Rodriguez
Otto Rocket/Sam Dullard
Saw
John Kramer/Amanda Young
Lawrence Gordon/Adam Faulkner
Logan Nelson/David (Saw .5)
Lukas Faulkner (OC)/Adam Faulkner
Lukas Faulkner (OC)/David (Saw .5)
Lukas Faulkner (OC)/Scott Tibbs
Lynn Denlon/Amanda Young
Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm
Scott Tibbs/Adam Faulkner
Scott Tibbs/Lark
Silent Hill
Butcher/Valtiel
Pyramid Head/Alessa Gilespie
Walter Sullivan/Murphey Pendleton
South Park
Bradley (Cartman Sucks)/Leopold “Butters” Stotch
Christophe “Ze Mole”/Firkle
Christophe “Ze Mole”/Kyle Broflovski
Christophe “Ze Mole”/Leopold “Butters” Stotch
Clyde Donovan/Bebe Stevens
Craig Tucker/Gregory of Yardale/Tweek Tweak
Craig Tucker/Tweek Tweak
Damien Thorn/Firkle
Damien Thorn/Phillip “Pip” Pirrup
Eric Cartman/Bebe Stevens
Eric Cartman/Firkle
Eric Cartman/Wendy Testaburger
Filmore Anderson/Firkle
Gregory of Yardale/Tweek Tweak
Ike Broflovski/Firkle
Kenny McCormick/Bradley (Cartman Sucks)/Leopold “Butters” Stotch
Kenny McCormick/Firkle
Kenny McCormick/Kyle Broflovski
Kenny McCormick/Leopold “Butters” Stotch
Kevin McCormick/Firkle
Michael/Pete
Michael/Firkle
Mike Makowski/Firkle
Mike Makowski/Larry
Nathan/Firkle
Quaid/Filmore Anderson
Quaid/Firkle
Red/Henrietta Biggle
Ryan Ellis/Larry
Scott Malkinson/New Kid
Scott Tenorman/Firkle
Stan Marsh/Firkle
Stan Marsh/Gregory Of Yardale
Stan Marsh/Pete
Stan Marsh/Gary Harrison
Stan Marsh/Wendy Testaburger
Trent Boyett/Firkle
Token Black/Clyde Donnovan
Token Black/Clyde Donnovan/Bebe Stevens
Team Fortress 2 (I have OC’s for this)
Demoman/Soldier
Engineer/Medic
Heavy/Medic
Pyro/Medic
Pyro/Scout
Pyro/Sniper
Sniper/Medic
Sniper/Scout
Soldier/Engineer
Spy/Scout
Spy/Sniper/Scout
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Leonardo/Donatello
Raphael/Casey Jones
Raphael/Michelangelo
Until Dawn
Billy Bates/Mike Munroe
Josh Washington/Chris
Josh Washington/Mike Munroe
Matt/Chris
Matt/Mike Munroe
Matt/Mike Munroe/Jessica/Sam/Billy Bates
Mike Munroe/Jessica
Mike Munroe/Sam
The Walking Dead
Glen Rhee/Daryl Dixon
Merle Dixon/Daryl Dixon
Rick Grimes/Daryl Dixon
We’re Back
Louis/Cecilia Nuthatch
Yami No Matsuei/Descendents Of Darkness
Hisoka Kurosaki/Asato Tsuzuki
Seiichiro Tatsumi/Yutaka Watari
Zootopia
Chief Bogo/Benjamin Clawhauser
Finnick/Gideon Grey
Larry/Gary
Nick Wilde/Judy Hopps
Pronk Oryx-Antlerson/Bucky Oryx-Antlerson
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do you have a list of your playlist ??
no sorry I don’t have a whole list written out but these are most of them on the playlist excluding bts tracks:
뻔하잖아 (YOU KNOW) (Feat. Okasian) - Jay Park
품행제로 (Conduct Zero) - BASTARZ
예쁘잖아 - GIRIBOY (기리보이)
I Used To (내가 이래) - Hanhae (한해)
하기나 해 (Just Do It) (Feat. Loco) - GRAY (그레이)
랑데뷰 (Rendezvous) - Sik-K
Puzzle - 씨잼 (C Jamm), BewhY (비와이)
거북선 Remix 2 (feat. Huckleberry P, Reddy & Sway D) - Paloalto (팔로알토)
So Faded (텅 빈) - BEVY MACO
생각해 (Feat. 박재범) - 레디 (Reddy)
선글라스 (Feat. 9999 of 1%) - Kanto (칸토)
₩ & ONLY (Feat. 박재범) - Simon Dominic (사이먼 도미닉)
아름다워 (Beautiful) (feat. Zico) - C Jamm
Tattoo (Feat. 박재범) - ELO
대기실 (Feat. 킬라그램) - 산체스
BEEP (Prod. By 기리보이) (Feat. Crucial Star) - 샵건
먼지 (Dust) - Crush
자꾸 생각나 (Thinking About You) - LOCO (로꼬)
NICE 2 MEET U (Prod. By ZICO) (feat. 소야 (Soya)) - 마이티 마우스 (Mighty Mouth)
나 좀 봐 (LOOK AT ME) - 리더 (READER)
Banned in the Motherland (feat. Jay Park, Simon D & G2) - Josh Pan & Dumbfoundead
마에스트로 (Maestro) - CHANGMO (창모)
너의 몸에 벤 (Feat. Beenzino) - Ven (벤)
못먹는 감 (Sour Grapes) - 산이 (San E) , 매드 클라운 (Mad Clown)
Tough Cookie - ZICO (지코)
야유회 (Feat. 지코 (ZICO) - Dynamic Duo (다이나믹듀오)
가고있어 - YELLA D (옐라디)
Outro (어때) - DEAN
Bad Vibes Only - Dok2 feat DEAN
Body Lotion - SLEEP feat. Bang Yong Guk
Same Boy - Crucial Star
Forrest Gump - Paloalto
Traveler - Louie
Between us - Babylon deat. Dok2
Dust - Crush
Do You - RM
농담 (Joke) - RM
1 VERSE - Jhope
The 7th Sense - NCT U
Trap - Henry feat. Kyuhyun & Taemin
Me You - San E
I Am You, You Are Me - Zico
Bonnie & Clyde - DEAN
곤두세워 - 태리,킥솔,Dino.T
Can’t Take My Eyes Off You - Crucial Star
Lonely Animals (외로운 동물) - Mad Clown & San E
외로움은 손바닥 안에 - Mad Clown
You Too (너도) - Loco feat. Cha Cha Malone
Better Man - Bumkey feat. Tablo
너의 몸에 벤 - Ven feat. Beenzino
Toy - Block B
Woo Ah - Crush
몸매 (MOMMAE) Feat.Ugly Duck - Jay Park
The Truth Is - Jay Park
In This Bitch - Jay Park
Think - Reddy feat. Jay Park
All I Wanna Do - Jay Park
호구 - Giriboy
성인 (Adult) - Giriboy
D (Half Moon) - DEAN
Pour Up - DEAN feat. Zico
What2Do - DEAN
I’m Not Sorry - DEAN
Foreign ~Korean~ - DEAN
일주일(247) - Junggigo feat. Zion.T , Crush , DEAN
It’s Pretty - GIriboy
Just Right - Got7
Boys and Girls - Zico feat. Babylon
몸(BODY) - Mino
GOOD (Feat. ELO) - LOCO (로꼬) GRAY (그레이)
Nowhere Feat. LOCO (로꼬) - Sik-K (식케이)
Lonely(센 척) (Feat. Eddy Kim(에디킴) - Kanto(칸토)
Agust D - Agust D
The Last - Agust D
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@frazzledsoul shared an absolutely baffling take that she spotted on Instagram . Someone claimed "People are so distracted by Jess' looks that they overlook the fact he is a calculator (calculated?) person only at the age of 16 it's alarming and SICK that Jess knew how to manipulate Dean and Rory's relationship to make them feel uncomfortable with each other! Jess did this to make Dean feel insecure and paranoid so Rory got progressively more distant and Jess can take Rory away from him!"
Dean wasn't insecure and paranoid until Jess showed up? I smell a trash take! Lessgo!
I notice Dean's supporters who blame Jess for being a big ol Ruiner seem to gloss over Dean's jealousy over TRISTAN (who was nothing more than a bully and a harrasser that Rory wasn't dating or even interested in). If everything was so dang hunky dory for Dean and Rory (Lol, that rhymed) before Jess shows up, what is Dean's excuse for being insecure, paranoid, and making Rory uncomfortable for the entire first season of the show, another 5 episodes of season 2 until Jess shows up, then another some odd epsiodes into season 2 until Dean and Jess even just meet each other or are simply aware of each other's existence? The first time we truly see the rivalry between Dean and Jess start brewing on screen isn't until Bracebridge Dinner (2x10), and then it heats up for realsies in A Tisket a Tasket (2x13). So before 2x,10, who was using their psychic abilities on Dean to "make him" treat Rory like crap for 30 some odd episodes? He treated Tristan with the same jealous contempt as he did Jess, and I would argue it was even worse. in fact in Love, Daisies, and Troubadors, Tristan grabs Rory's books without her consent while Dean is in the Chilton parking lot. All he has to do is see Tristan with Rory's books (that she didn't want him to take and was trying to get back from him) and he doesn't ask Rory any questions. His temper is instantly set off and he becomes scarily jealous in the school parking lot and starts raising his voice at Rory in front of hundreds of other students.
Not to excuse Tristan for being a bully. Poor Rory is exhausted and she should probably just give up on boys, run away and join a nunnery. But we're talking about Dean The Butt Forrester here. Just seeing another boy carrying Rory's books was enough to set him off.
Just a very select few examples of Dean being insecure, paranoid jealous, and just a garden variety asshole, and Rory's "comfort" with him, long before Liz stuck Jess on that bus to hell:
See, he's more than capable of being a butt clown all on his own! Sorry Dean Lovers, ya'll get five seasons worth of your lover boy and we only get 1 and a half of Jess. You can't use Jess as a "get out of jail free card" for every shitty thing Dean does.
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, Season 2, Episode 14, "It Should Have Been Lorelai"
Oh thank god! There's a Breather episode before the next Shitshow Circus episode, Lost and Found, which I still don't know if I'll even bother watching.
Sure this episode has Christopher in it but I can tolerate him and I can tolerate his shitty annoying relationship with Lorelai because it's utterly meaningless to me.
Someone rescue me from the back half of Season 2, it's a fucking nightmare.
I didn't finish A Tisket A Tasket, because my blood pressure rises with each and every passive aggressive comment that comes out of Lorelai Gilmore's mouth and I just could not take it anymore.
So anyhow, dk how it ended exactly, but it looks like Lor and Ror have made up after their "Jess is Bad News" fight. Whee.
Phones and doorbells seem to ring constantly in this episode so throughout today's insane rambling I'm going to make a game out of guessing who's butting in to the Gilly Girl's lives. Feel free to play along.
Rory: Let's sit at the counter.
Lorelai: Oooh, we could sit at opposite ends and play bagel hockey!
Luke: Just sit at a table.
Lorelai: You're awfully rude to someone who only has two paying customers.
Are those two paying customers in the bathroom right now? They're not you and Rory that's for sure. #PayLukeForYourFood
RINGING PHONE OR DOORBELL: #1.
The phone rings at the diner and someone is asking for Rory which is weird.
Is it Jess or Christopher? LOL, that's silly, Jess lives there. I bet it's Christopher.
Oop, swing and a miss for TWWGG.
Having not seen the ending of the last episode ,I must assume Lane has been grounded for 25 years for Talking To A Boy. And I was correct.
Lane: It's the mother of all groundings. I'm being home schooled for two weeks. I only have 5 minutes a day to talk on the phone. She's done everything but slap a Dr.Dre ankle bracelet on me.
I know who Dr. Dre is but that was a topical reference that whoosed right over my head and I had to Google it. #DeepCut
Lane: Give me some news.
Rory: Dean's been working extra hours to save up for a new motorcycle so I hardly see him.
She wants to you to tell her something interesting, not give her the Butthead News and Weather Report.
Count your blessings that you're in a Dean drought. It's all a girl could ever ask for. To not see Dean Forrester for weeks.
I'm placing money on them bringing back this Dean Rides a Motorcycle nonsense that they haven't mentioned in a literal forever only because Christopher is coming back to town and also rides a motorcycle and the two clowns are going to bond over it like they did over softball (Dean never plays softball again after Christopher left).
Then it will be promptly forgotten about again, and Dean will be back to having the personality of an amorphous blob, just blobbing about with no real hobbies, interests or passions besides stacking cans of string beans for mininimum wage and yelling at Rory.
I've seen this show several times, but when an episode is this unmemorable* I can just while away my time making predictions about what's going to happen.
*unmemorable=Little to No DALA (dean and lorelai affair) or Jess Involvement
Rory segues from "Butthead has been working overtime for weeks” straight into "Mom and I haven't done laundry in weeks" and doesn't explain why, which makes it sound like Dean had been doing their laundry until he started working overtime. He probably pockets Lorelai's panties.
Time for a Where's Jess break?
Where's Jess?
(I think this is one of those episodes where they just stick him on at the end wiping down counters or something. PLEASE let it be on those episodes. PLEASE let it be a Counter WIping episode. I need a fucking break).
RINGING PHONE OR DOORBELL #2 (doorbell this time)
I bet it's Dean Dean Stacks The Stringbeans.
YAY! It's just Rory's lover, looking like a lost puppy dog.
Oh, so I forgot to mention Rory and Paris are going to be in a debate at school and participating on the same team. *inhales deeply* Smell that? That's the smell of sweet, sweet, low stakes, No-Boy filler plot. How I missed ye.
Paris shows up at the Gilly Girls house to see Rory under the guise of "we need more preparation before the debate/you need to learn to speak faster" in the same way that Dean shows up to "Change Lorelai's water bottle" or "Do her laundry".
Out Of Context Gilly GIrls
Time for An Ancient Technology break! (ATB)
Paris: I was making CD recordings from the cassettes I made of our mock debates...
Say no more Paris, say no more. *basks in the gentle glow of Early 2000's Technology references*
RINGING PHONE OR DOORBELL #3 (phone rings for Lorelai)
Definitely has to be Christopher this time.
*deep shudder*
Everytime Christopher says "Lor" and Logan says "Ace" an angel stubs their toe.
HOW CONVENIENT.
I really wish she would, my girl needs a break.
Anyway Crusty is in town on business and so Lorelai invites Crustypher to Rory's debate and he accepts and my sweet summer child RoryGil is excited that her dad will be there (or so he says...)
RINGING PHONE OR DOORBELL #4.
Prediction: Dean.
Second Place Prediction:Lane Again
Third Place Prediction: Jess
(Why do I keep assuming Jess is going to call Rory? That's so silly).
Lane wants Rory to pick up a new CD for her when she couldn't get Amazon to overnight it to her and again I'm just floored whenever this show reminds me that Amazon was around in 2002.
Describe The Fathers on Gilmore Girls in 6 Words or Less. Go.
Lorelai: Do you see Christopher anywhere?
Sookie: Uhhh.no.
Brad is me slogging through Season 2 torture.
This looks like something straight out of the opening credits of a corny sitcom. "...Special Guest, Christopher Hayden as Sperm Donor/ Buttclown #2" *sitcom music plays*
Oh, Sherrie. Another innocent lamb lost to the clutches of a Gilmore World Man. Let us pray.
Another snapshot of my Season 2 torture. No Lorelai! Stop! it's okay! Please! I don't need to hear how Dean is tall and pretty again! I GET IT! Waaah.
Rory and Paris win the debate.
Rory to Christopher in an innocent, chipper, cheerful chipmunk voice that belies the deep seated trauma of being a child with an absent father: Dad, you came to see me! I'm not used to that!
Christopher, not so much as blinking at his child calling him a deadbeat dad to his face, while smiling goofily: This is Sherry!
.....?!
Lorelai invites Crusty and poor Sherrie back to their house, and Christopher seems excited to see the house his daughter lives in since he never visits.
Out of context Gilly Girls
My dear readers, I hope you one day find someone who looks at you the way Paris looks at Rory.
Paris is crushed when Rory tells her she has plans with her deadbeat father and she won't be able to hang out with her post-debate and compare WPMs, braid each others hair, practice kissing...
My dear readers, I hope you one day find your person, the special person like Paris, someone who feels a deep, crushing sorrow n their heart when you tell them you have other plans even though you'll see them at school again in less than 24 hours, causing them to lash out
at you like they're fooling anybody with their Oh Whatever That's Just Fine'ing.
Ror and Lor rush home and Lorelai says there is no food in the house again except leftover cheese & crackers and Halloween candy. Lorelai does not feed her child or do laundry. In addition to every character on this show needing the services of a competent therapist and accountant, The Hollow needs a visit from Child Protective Services. For pennies a day, you can sponsor a starving child, a poor innocent soul forced to subsist on crackers, candy, coffee and greasy diner food. Your donation will also go towards the purchase of laundry detergent for this smelly unwashed family.
Jess’ mother never cooked either so I guess that’s another argument for Literati Soulmates! That special bond over shared Child Neglect!
Sherry showers Rory with compliments and invites her shopping, but then isolates Lorelai and says this...weirdness:
Sherrie: I just want you to know you shouldn't feel like you have to get to know me. At all. Just because Christopher and I are close doesn't mean we need to be close, or friends, or anything for that matter. But i desperately want to get to know Rory.
Ummm..the audacity to say something like that to the mother of your boyfriend's child 30 minutes after you meet her after she invited you into her home and offered you apple juice? And you "desperately" want to get know his child? This is shady.
Sherrie: You know, if we didn't meet unexpectedly today, we'd probably never meet.
Because your boyfriend never visits his daughter, right.
Sherrie: Rory is so important to him. He is obsessive about his "call dates" to her! No matter where we are what we're doing he has to call her every Wednesday at 7pm! I like that about him!
To be so blissfully ignorant and delusional and actually believe what Christopher says! Oh honey. It's like she's got the soft outer shell of Rory but also hangs on to whatever bullshit spews forth from the piehole of an immature worthless manboy pissbaby like Lorelai does whenever Dean speaks.
Sad that the best Rory can expect from Crusty is one "call date" per week and I absolutely don't believe even he's even doing that, Sherrie's been brainwashed, but hey! At least he's better than Jimmy Mariano. I guess? #BattleOfTheDeadbeats
Sherry after Crusty happily admits to her that he was (is) a deadbeat dad:
First Rule of Gilmore World: Never trust a Gilmore World man when he says he's trying to change. Never ever.
Lorelai says "he's been doing very well with it" just to placate Sherry when honestly she should be shoving this Sherrie woman out the door already and telling her to never come within 100 miles of her or her child again.
She goes on to say that she needs Rory for something very important, she needs her tonight, there is something so pressing and urgent that Rory needs to be excused from FND for this yet unknown Extremely Pressing Urgent Event and she needs her ALONE.
This is verging into very concerning territory. Lorelai should be highly concerned. Lorelai, I am concerned that you don't seem more concerned and you agreed to let your teenage daughter go to an unknown place alone with this woman you just met.
RINGING PHONE/DOORBELL #5
This call is recieved at the Gilly Girl house while they're with Christopher and Sherry. Okay, I'm clueless for this one. I have to say Lane again, there's no one else. Emily? Dean just because he hasn't shown up to ruin this respectable Breather episode yet?
LOL! That was fun. I chuckled.
Rory is going to this unknown thing with Sherrie which is a setup Christopher to go with Lorelai to FND by themselves.
Okay, before I conclude part 1 of this commentary (which has already taken several hours and I still have 20 minutes left) I am DYING to see why this Sherrie wants to isolate Rory and I hope it's not gruesome. Rory Gil, we hardly knew ye.
RoryGIl's about to become the hostage here. Blink twice if you need help.
My only guess for why Sherry needs to isolate Rory so badly, will be something about asking her for blessing to marry Crusty or something. I really don't know.
Neither Lor nor Rory has asked Sherry or Christopher where Rory will be going.
RING RING! #6 (as the Gily Girls are getting dressed for FND/ for Rory to be lead to a gruesome end by a child kidnapper)
Well it has to be Crusty or Sherry this time. Who else?
LANE AGAIN!!! LOL.
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN. I need the phone to ring a seventh time!
Sherry and Christopher arrive and finally mention that Sherry will be taking Rory to a movie (then buttering her up with popcorn before she meets a gruesome fate at the hands of a child kidnapper).
With Rory out the door, Christopher and Lorelai are alone and Crusty attemps to gastlight Lorelai, probably hoping it'll get him into her pants.
L: Was Sherrie with you when I called you?
Crusty: She's been with me the whole time.
L: You gave me no indication she was with you.
C: I must have.
L: No, singular pronouns all the way.
C: Now I don't remember what I said.
L: I do. You said, "I'll be there." Just you.
C: I guess I may have said that but I wasn't making a point of saying that.
Okay, I am pulling my very, very, very rare and worthless Christopher Card because he just said something not enough people say to Lorelai and it delighted me.
Bahahahaha you're such a prick but it's so true! Lorelai is such a judgemental bitch! More people should say it to her face! Bahahaha! For this one fleeting moment in time you're not so Crusty after all.
I'm out of space for screen shots but I MUST KNOW WHERE RORY WENT and I will not cease or yield until we get there.
Lorelai attempts to gain some clarity from Crusty on why Sherrie was acting like a fucking weirdo to her in the kitchen.
Lorelai: Oh good, you weren't trying to have me killed or anything.
Crusty: I was just going over my People To Kill list and you weren't on it.
Ha...ha?
Lorelai, I am once again concerned by your lack of concern over certain comments that are very concering,
WHERE IS RORY!!! IS SHE OK?!
Christopher has a lot of F U C K I N G A U D A C I T Y to try and guilt Lorelai into feeling bad that she didn't consider Christopher's role in Rorys life while she was dating Max, um I'm sorry which one of you is the deadbat here? I tried to write "Deadbeat" but dead-bat has certain charm as well.
Crusty wonders why Max was able to get closer to Rory but he should be made to feel bad that he wants Sherry to spend time with her. Doofus, it could be because Rory LIVES with Lorelai and also Max was also her English teacher that she saw 5 days a week? And you're just a dead-bat. Every other male in Rory's life including Kirk and Paul Anka have been better father figures to Rory than you have.
WHERE IS RORY!!! WHAT IS SHERRY DOING WITH HER?
I'm skipping past Judgy and Doofus at a Looooong and surely pointless FND Dinner scene and going straight to the next scene with Rory.
I...uhhhhh...Um. Surely Lorelai will be very concerned over this very concerning statement which should concern her. SURELY, you can put aside your little quips for just a moment when your daughter tells you she just spent the evening with a touchy feely adult stranger. Right, Dog Sweater? RIGHT?
Ugh.
In addition, Sherrie confided in Rory (still a total stranger to her and a child who she took out alone hours after meeting her) a concerning amount of details about her personal life, including the details of all of her past relationships.
Sherry was acting way too weird to not have some kind of ulterior motive but Rory is just not being very helpful at all in regards to what it is yet, and I want to shake her I'm so frustrated. But my eyes are bleary and my hands are cramping up and I can't continue. In part 2, I'll unpack this highly disturbing conversation some more and hopefully get to the bottom of this Sherrie Weirdness.. Goo night!
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Remember that time Jess threatened to murder Dean and dump his body in a ditch? I don't think Jess could ever go through with it, but you know he spits in Dean's food.
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls: Season 1/Episode 7 ("Kiss And Tell")
There were a litany of firsts in this episode:
Rory's first kiss.
Lorelai and Dean meet.
The first seeds have now been planted for not only Dean & Rory's relationship, but also Dean & Lorelai's very sus relationship.
The first appearance of Taylor Doose.
The first Stars Hollow festival.
The first extended interaction between Luke and Lorelai as well as Luke and Taylor.
Lorelai visits Lukes with no underwear on (a first? or not?)
and
Rory Gilmore hopes she doesn't develop a rash from the quarter on a string Dean gifted her in the last episode because he probably fished it out of a payphone.
Should I call these "pick aparts" and not "reviews", because that's way more accurate.
Did anyone order another Luke WIth An Order Pad in His Pants? #IDid
So many fucking festivals. Was I dreaming, or was there an episode where the town had gone bankrupt (was it the last episode)? Why do you think that is? Town Selectman Taylor Doose is siphoning precious resources needed to sustain Stars Hollow to pay for festivals and that fucking bridge. Fuck the Stars Hollow Bridge.
When your animosity towards each other is so great that you may as well start making out. I'm alslo looking at you, Dean and Jess.
Taylor to Luke: "You've lived in Stars Hollow a long time, young man. It's time you became one of us."
NOOOOO!!!! Resist, Luke!
Rory looks quite pleased with herself. Always looking out for Ma.
Too bad it's going to take forever for that to work on Luke.
Why is he shocked? #RoryAndLorelaiNeverPayForFood
(although it's not actually customary to *tip* the owner of a restaurant, so he's in the wrong here for once).
Here's a tip, pay Luke for your food.
MEOW
Shut up go away no one wants to play your silly clown games.
Dean kissed Rory. Gross! No one needs to see that!
Rory just stole a box of corn starch. That's fine though, as previously stated I encourage all forms of theft from Taylor Doose.
#Kleptos#KleptoGirls#KleptoGilmores#DineAndDashGilmores
Okay, settle down Lane. What the hell is so special about Dean Forrester? I need answers.
Don't be jealous Lane, you'll get to kiss Dave Rygalski, who deserves this kind of reaction a lot more.
Oooh, my favorite game. "There's A Mess Of Items and I Look At Every One Of Them and Make A List In My Head"
That's a lot of whipped cream, got a fun night planned with Max?
Why would the Gilmores have lettuce?
Can I have a pickle? #opensjar #yoink #thanks
Lane to Rory: "Your mom thought you were gonna quit school over a guy." And when a guy encouraged Rory to go BACK to school... Rory didn't tell her it happened.
Watching a show and spending several minutes examining the contents of a fridge is absolutely what I mean by a "Pick Apart".
Can I have a soda? #yoink #thanks
Lorelai has the cutest wardrobe.
Lane doesn't really get out of the house much.
This is the "Lorelai Looking Serious Through Windows And Luke With Order Pads In His Pants" Season
Lorelai: "Dean kind of looks like Christopher." Okay Lorelai maybe don't talk about your daughter kissing somebody who looks like her father.
You nasty, Lorelai.
My new nickname for Dean.
I just felt a chill.
The log of raw cookie dough is just *chef's kiss*
I liked it better when Jess rummaged through Rory's shit without her permission.
Dean asks Rory if it's okay for him to rummage through her shit after he's already finished.
Dean: "How much does it suck that they use "Pink Moon" in a Volkswagen commercial?"
That is an iconic late 90's commercial. Nostalgia point!
Lorelai pays for her food: A historical moment.
So I thought Lorelai saying "Rory's smart, so she's never been much for boys" was a bit sus, as if a girl who likes to read would never be interested in boys, but this is much worse. Wow.
Minor retcon moment: Dean says "I have sisters." He of course has only one very, very annoying sister.
That's a little advanced, Deano.
Ah, the first Lorelai to Dean "speech". Buckle in, Cupcakes.
God damn you are so punchable.
"The fact that she likes you means a lot. She won't waste her time with some loser." Um.
"Sweetheart, the whole town is watching you. That girl in there is BELOVED around here. You hurt her, there's not a safe place for you to hide within 100 miles." Yeah, we noticed.
Your dashboard is once again cursed.
"She's not going on your motorycle."
I feel like the writers couldn't quite pin down who Dean is supposed to be. First he's a bookworm, then he's a bad boy who has a motorcycle; later on the motorycle thing is forgotten, the book fair bores him and then he's supposed to be sort of a jock?
"Curfew will be enforced, you will not distract her from her school work." This sounds very similar to the speech Luke gives to Jess when he finds him kissing Rory.
Someone mentioned motorcycles so I had to google "Milo Ventimiglia + Motorcycles" again.
Dean:"You can lay on all the rules you want, and you can have the whole town spy on me and stare at me and chase me through the streets, but I'm not going anywhere. I need you not to hate me, because if you hate me, I won't have a shot in hell with Rory." These are all very odd things to say to a girl's mother the first time you meet her.
Lorelai is absolutely, unquestionably more in love with Dean than Rory ever will be, and why yes it's super creepy but it's very obvious. This is one of those hills I will die on for this show. This is a Top 5 Hill.
Maybe she resented Jess so much because it meant Dean wasn't coming around anymore, lol.
Lorelai ignores a sea of red flags because he's tall and cute and "The perfect boyfriend". Not to mention all the flirting. Oh boy, the flirting, we haven't gotten to that yet.
So I have two major gripes with what just happened here: 1) some people hate Jess for the way he treated Lorelai the first time he met her, but seem to forget Dean was also a prick to her with his snotty, sarcastic "No, you listen to ME" attitude, and this is hardly the only time he's snotty to her, and more importantly 2) Lorelai resents Jess for the entirety of the series after he's rude to her one time but not Dean? Again, I can at least excuse Jess somewhat on the grounds that he was going through some trauma, but Dean has no excuse, he's just a piece of shit. Lorelai only has a chip on her shoulder for Jess.
Rrrgh. This is just the beginning.
The Good: The food looked amazing. Cookie dough log. Rory steals from Taylor.
The Bad: Rory wastes her first kiss and eventually her virginity on this clown Forrester. Dean is a prick to Lorelai. Dean says "Girls don't eat."
The Confusing: Lorelai assumes Dean rides a motorcycle for some reason. Babette, Lane, and others call Dean sexy. Lorelai discusses Dean & Rory's first kiss while saying Dean looks like Rory's father. Lorelai says Rory would never date a loser while talking to Dean. Lorelai has vegetables in her fridge.
Nostalgia: Reference to an iconic late 90's commercial.
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THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING GILMORE GIRLS, SEASON 1/ EPISODE 9 ("RORY'S DANCE")
What happens in this episode: Lorelai convinces Rory to go to the Chilton dance even though she didn't really want to. Dean goes with her. Dean and Tristan meet and predictably form a whirling vortex of douchebaggery. A tornado of shitfuckery. Rory and Dean fall asleep at Miss Patty's and Lorelai has a shit-fit. Some boring scenes occur with Lorelai, Emily and bananas on toast. Paris and Tristan do not get eaten by bears.
Memorable Quotes:
"It'll be all sparkly and exciting, you'll be standing on the dance floor while some great looking guy stares at you so hard that you won't even realize that Paris and Tristan have just been eaten by bears."
"Dean does not hang out in trees."
"It'll be stuffy, and boring, the music will suck, since none of the kids like me, I'll be standing at the back listening to 98 Degrees watching Tristan and Paris argue over which one of them can make me miserable first."
Oh come on Rory. 98 Degrees were great. And on the middle rung of the 90s boyband hierarchy too- she could have said Nsync or Backstreet Boys instead- so I'm awarding two nostalgia points. Future Nostalgia points will be awarded for the 98 Degrees poster Emily eventually puts up in her room.
I was just thinking, "Okay Dean's behavior isn't all that bad yet", but then I remembered this is the episode where Dean and Tristan punch each other. Look what you made me do. I almost gave you benefit of the doubt, you three ring butt circus.
Here we go, Tristin is harrassing Rory again, but she's holding her ground.
I gotta admit, this Paris having a crush on Tristan thing feels weird and unnatural to me. He was "nice" to Rory? Paris is not that stupid. Why would she have a crush on such a huge prick? She hated Logan and as we all know, Tristin is just Low-Calorie Diet Logan.
And also she really belongs with Rory instead.
Is it Tristan or Tristin? I'm probably going to go back and forth between both spellings.
Memorable Quote:
"You're slimy and weasly, yes, but stupid, no. But you'd have to be stupid, given our history, to think I would EVER, barring a piano or safe falling on my head, want to go anywhere with you...EVER."
A very correct assesment of Dean.
Dean Forrester everyone! "The Good Kid/Perfect Boyfriend"
It's no Big Silver Dick Rocket (the one Logan gifted Rory) but it's got its charm.
I adore these two babes. Highly unrrated friend pair.
Rory is surprised when she finds out that Paris took her cousin to the dance but Rory dated a boy who would eventually become her step-cousin, lol.
Both the teenage girls AND adult women on the show are jealous of Rory for dating Dean, Tristan is jealous of Dean for dating Rory and now Paris' cousin is hitting on Rory.
Dean and Rory are both very ordinary people so this is mind boggling to me.
To quote the great Dorothy Zbornak, he has the personality of a dial tone.
Huh. Dean is being suspiciously sweet, polite, well behaved and charmingly awkward so far. It's all about to go to hell.
Dean and Tristan run into each other and get into a pointless confrontation over nothing. A vortex of douchebaggery opens up at the Chilton dance when two clowns meet.
Dozens of students witness the confrontation. There are no teachers or chaperones anywhere in sight. The fight continues to escalate with very little interference.
Well, I guess not every insult can surpass the burn of Dean calling Jess "The Glad Man" for taking out the garbage.
Red flag. Red Flag. Red Flag. Red Flag. There' s still time Rory.
I always wondered if Rory is flattered that boys are constantly beating the shit out of each other over her, or does she find it embarrassing?
What does this even MEAN?
Poor Rory. She looks like a defeated little mouse.
Memorable Quote:
"I'm not fighting you, it would be like fighting an accountant! I'll call you when I need my taxes done!" -Dean to Tristan
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! How does Tristan look like an accountant? AT ALL? Wouldn't an accountant stereotype be wearing glasses or something?
My god, Dean Forrester has the WORST burns, but they're so bad they make me laugh.
Dean shoved Tristan earlier. Tristan now lunges at Dean and they get into a fight.
Dean calls Tristan an idiot and threatens to kill him.
Within the span of two years, Dean gets into two violent fights with another boy over Rory.
To Dean's credit: Tristan was really being an asshole here and getting right up in Dean's face, not letting him move, repeatedly, and lunges at Dean; and Dean did say "I'm not going to fight you", so I will give him something of a pass (not pulling the fulll Dean Card though) for trying to defend himself, but his temper was still scary and Rory should have been very concerned. Instead they merrily stroll away from the whole thing and go out for coffees.
Then there was the time he started fighting Jess totally unprovoked (and somehow Jess got the blame for that one?) but that episode is a doozy for a much later time.
Menacing shit.
Tristan then tries to confront Dean AGAIN.
CMM looks 12 here.
What are we fighting for, dudes? No offense to Rory. But she's just not worth this. And, you're both walking red flags. She deserves better.
Rory and Dean leave the dance, walking home calmly discussing the dance, like two people didn't just escape being arrested for assault or at a minimum, Tristan could have gotten expelled or suspended (but he will be eventually). They just left the dance like nothing ever happened. No one followed them out or asked them any questions.
Rory: "I don't know how I feel about this. Having my boyfriend defend my honor." Welp it feels like it would be exhauting since this "honor defending" will continue to keep happening to her.
Oh okay. Dean is now officially Rory's boyfriend. That seems like a reasonable conclusion to what just transpired.
And Jess brings books to strip clubs, what's your point?
Dean: What are all these little symbols on the paper?
Rory: Those are called words
Dean is now going to read aloud from the book and yet no one fucking asked.
It's the Karen Brigade!
Lorelai understandably loses her shit after Rory doesn't come home after the dance, but I'd really hate to see what would have happened if that was Jess instead.
Rory really should have saved herself for Jess. Sigh.
...yet. BIG yet.
The Bad: Red Flags galore. Rory and Dean are now an official couple. Barf.
The Meh: There was too much juicy drama to make the scenes of Emily and Lorelai at home eating toast on the couch seem interesting. I eventually just started to skip past them. Lauren Graham's shit-fits are so dramatic and over the top!
The Confusing: Dean and Tristan nearly kill each other, so Rory and Dean make their relationship official. Dean's insults make no sense.
Paris once again witnesses Tristan harrassing Rory and has a confusing reaction.
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Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls,Season 1-Episode 1 ("Pilot")
I've decided I'm going to rewatch Gilmore Girls from the beginning and post all of my old episode reviews from Twitter. These are from my last full run through the series which began in 2020. Yeah, it's been a while.
I watched the series for the first time in 2016, but didn't do it again until 2020 when I needed a distraction during lockdowns. When I was finished that run, I immediately watched it all over again.
I reviewed every season but AYITL and season 5, but who cares, that's the Logan season.
Time to bring my tweets that nobody read the first time to another social media platform where they'll be even more ignored! Let's go!
June 26,2020:
GeeGees, Season 1, Episode 1, Holy Shit, I'm really Doing This shit AGAIN, I need a Job, Someone please hire me.
The only time I'll EVER be thankful for Dean is that season 1 is such a bore that his awfulness is the only interesting thing to write about. It will give me something to do. Thanks for nothing, a-hole.
I am 100% Anti-Dean-Forrester. Let us proceed.
Lorelai looking at Luke like a snack 1 minute into the series and CAN YOU BLAME HER?
"Oh yeah. Pour that coffee. Sloowwwwly. Yeah."
Omg you two. Get a fucking ROOM. Don't wait like, 5 seasons to do it either! Now!
Macy Gray! Dated reference! It's been a while since I've heard one of those on the show. #ItryToSayGoodbye #AndIChoke #TryToWalkAway #AndIStumble
No I'm serious that sexual tension between L&L already is crackling. It's palpable. You could practically eat it.
"Boys don't like funny girls." Well that explains why I'm still single.
Michel is an icon.
These Stars Hollow "teens" look like they've all been left back a few years.
Chock Full O Nuts coffee (Drella's tip jar) is yet another cheap, common, supermarket brand coffee in a town that prides itself on it's local coffee shop.
WHAT IS GOING ON BEHIND LORELAI! It was not a painting! It was a man standing in a doorway! That guy never moved! Hold me!
I am a person infinitely curious about tiny details. She has a professional looking posed picture of her and Rory in Luke's Diner like they own the place, although the length of Luke and Lorelai's friendship as of the pilot is unclear. And whose dog is that?
I'm sorry but who the fuck asked?
Is getting hit by a bus a job? They're hiring. (this is funnier now that I know Milo wanted Jess to get hit by a bus. No, really).
Of course you don't, you boring, humorless, joyless garbageperson
The answer should be "plotting my escape". #RunRory #Run #Danger
You mean the Garbage Person standing in front of you, right Rory?
Don't try to discuss literature with her, you ass clown.
My feed is now cursed.
Is the first episode in the series the only time they actually show Rory and Lorelai paying Luke for their food?
I guess everything's on the house as long as Luke is trying to get into Lorelai's pants. You're gonna be playing the long game, pal.
Hmm. Right. Sure. Dean Forrester. Cute. I think someone needs an eye exam.
You are very similar. You're both in love with Dean.
Now now Lorelai, your future nephew won't arrive for another season.
"If you're going to throw your life away, he better have a motorycle!" Thanks Lorelai, that was already my plan.
Huhuhuh. These two.
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