#sitting in a tree

[bananapeeeeellssss]

I’m 100% for BerTim (I think that’s the ship name it’s Bernard and Tim), but imagine.

Red Robin suddenly just gets a tag along on his patrols. The bats do not know who this person is. They can never find them. They are always there. Eventually it is let slip that Red Robin and this mysterious vigilante are boyfriends (Could be Bernard, or Kon, or anyone else doesn’t matter). This person is just as well trained as a Robin, but never gives a name when asked. So a meme begins (This is based off the Dr Seuss title)

One Robin (Dick as Robin)

Two Robin (Jason as Robin)

Red Robin (Tim as Red Robin)

Blue Robin (Mysterious Boyfriend)

Damian is pissed he was left out as the ‘blood son’ and ‘superior Robin’, Steph is dying of laughter somewhere, Babs is making sure the meme never dies, and Bruce is dying because he can’t for the life of him find his son’s Boyfriend. Naturally, Tim and MB (Mysterious Boyfriend) only find out about this after people start calling after him. Maybe the homophobes online try to argue Nightwing is the real ‘Blue Robin’ because he was the first Robin and wears blue now then Nightwing goes out with pride stuff all over his suit to support his brother.

I would write a fic but I chose to do this instead. Might make an image for it. That is all. Have a wonderful day. (Might update with more later)

[basiatlu]

[randommmthoughts]

This looks great out of context

[artemisandhersilverbow]

Light Bringer actually firmly cements the series as a romcom. In this essay I will...

[darthkote]

Random memes are all I have the energy to create rn. Enjoy (or don't)

[imkinddassus]

What's kickin blushing about dawg?

I swear the next coming camping (8) it's just him blushing and confused lmao

[splatooshy]

sighs in more textpost memey things… plus me memeing my own fic.

also. hattie reveal?? my ipad is shattered (my cat’s fault, little bastard) so i can’t complete it (yet) but i’m v proud of it so far.

@crossedsabers10s can attest to how much control these two have over my writing i hâte their guts stupid little bisexuals fuck.

[iwasbored777]

This parallel popped up in my head and it won't let me be

[sspider-menace]

Annabeth has spiderweb shaped scars on her arms and legs and a big one one the side of her stomach that goes to her hip from her childhood and percy just loves kissing them.

Touch me like nobody else does

One-shot | 1.2k words | rated M

A few drops of rain, which was gently falling on the worn out streets of manhattan, entered through his window and caressed her bare skin, providing a slight relief to the heat that clung between their bodies. They were breathing into each other’s open mouths, her body pressed tightly against his. His warm hand, calloused and scarred from wars fought not too long ago, trailed up her face and brushed away the stray curls that stuck to her face every so often.

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Warning: smut, nothing explicit but it’s there

[bluespider62]

Just finished reading the "Sitting in A Tree" arc from Ultimate Miles Morales/Spider-Gwen : Ghost-Spider 😭

Brian Michael Bendis' writing in this storyline feels like a bad fanfiction that got out of hand. (To be fair, this entire arc IS fanfiction.)

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND AVOID IT AT ALL COSTS !

[age-of-play-i-say]

Not Big Enough, pt. 1

"Now, my sweet boy, I promised you a playmate and I finally found one!" Daddy gestures up the stairs as he walks forward towards his Little.

Little wriggles in his playpen, dropping even younger at this announcement. Daddy had promised him a companion ages ago, before they even started potty training, but finding a person comfortable with their settled dynamic took time. Little one knew his Daddy would keep his promise, he just knew it!

As Daddy lets Little out of their playpen, he takes Little's hand to guide him up the stairs. Little forces himself to take slow, calm steps, to show Daddy that he can handle this. As they walked, Daddy spoke quietly.

"She's a baby girl, just like we wanted! Her little age is around where yours was when we started off together, so she's not going to be too verbal yet. We're going to forgo potty-training during our sessions until she's used to both of us and ready for it, but being around her all diapered up might trigger you. Daddy will keep a close eye and make sure you stay dry while this big change happens, okay?"

Little nods vigorously, feeling ansty as they approach the bedroom door at the top of the stairs that had lain vacant since he and Daddy started their headspace sessions.

"Are you ready to meet her?" Little keeps nodding hard and Daddy chuckles, "all right, be so quiet with your voice and so gentle with your hands, okay?"

Daddy cracks the door and turns to wink at Little.

They cross the threshold and Little sees their new Baby for the first time.

"Daddy, she's so cute! I! Daddy she's so pretty!" and she was!

Baby had big blue eyes, open and vulnerable, soft skin, (an adult woman's) soft breasts with big pink nipples, a sippie cup in her pink lips, a pink pair of lace-trimmed socks, and a big, puffy diapey between her legs, covered by a pink eyelet lace patterned cotton diaper-cover.

"Little, this is Baby! Can you say hi, Baby?"

Baby looks right at Little, knocking the wind out of his chest. She blinks and lifts her sippie to suckle at it again, looking right at him, too little to even be shy. She lifts a hand and scrunches it to make a fist, waving at Little.

Little gasps and shuffles forward, enamored.

"Hi, Baby!" Little answers Daddy, and Daddy laughs, dragged along by Little's hand in his.

"Wow! She's-wow!" Little is on his knees in front of Baby's daybed. Baby looks to Daddy for reassurance and Daddy reaches for her.

"I have your paci, if you want it, sweet Baby." Baby nods and Daddy leans over Little to pop it in her mouth. Feeling settled, Baby sits back on her tush and turns to Little.

"Hiii-" Little says again because he can't think of anything else to say. She's really here and loves his Daddy too! And she's so so little!

Baby reaches for him, and he immediately leaps up to shimmy over the bed. In their negotiations, she had mentioned how much a warm welcome and an actual accident on day 1 would be crucial to their dynamic's success, and Little was aching to fulfill his part.

He reaches her and looms over her nearly naked form, and plants little smooches all around her paci. She hums happily and rocks up into the kisses. Little eventually moves on to experiment with touching Baby's skin softly, rubbing up her arms and down her chest before circling her puffy, pink nipples.

Baby gasps but manages to keep their paci in her mouth. Daddy watches for the double tap on Little that means no but Baby is fully engaged, humping the bed in her padding now that Little is paying attention to her.

Daddy smiles to himself, forgotten at the edge of his little ones' play. A moment of peace, he'd be here as needed. He sits on the rocking chair in the corner and unzips, pulling out his weeping cock with a luxurious grunt.

Little climbs behind Baby and hauls her up into his lap, padded tush over his bulging training undies. He wants to feel her everywhere, but especially crinkling right up against his stiff lil flagpole.

He starts with her nipples again from behind and then rubs down her tummy, noting her intense squirm when he pressed below her belly button. He pressed again and she whined out loud.

Little was thrusting against her, no rhythm, all hips, his face screwed up tight.

"Baby, you make tinkle yet?" Baby shook her head, bouncing her tush on his stiffie. "You're too little to hold it, I help," and put both his strong hands over her bladder, pressing down hard.

"Relax, honey, don't hurt yourself. That's what your padding is for." Daddy saw Baby's temporary anxiety crest and fall before her nipples began pebbling and she sat perfectly still, gripping Little's pant legs behind her. A shiver ripped through her while Little still bounced her up and down and up and down. She grabbed at one of Little's hands on her tummy and spat out her paci.

"needa! needa peepee!" she howled and Little complied, pulling her closer to him and compressing her bladder until she burst.

Daddy and Little both heard the loud hissing start up and Baby shuddered and rocked while she emptied out into her padding, growing more pink and pliant with each passing second.

Being asked to sit still when he was right on edge was a lot, but Little wanted his Baby to let go. Once she did, he did his best to stay still until the warmth of her rapidly soaked padding began to register on his stiffie.

He gasped at the sensation, curling up to press his forehead to Baby's neck before releasing against her, jerking quietly while he came to the sounds of her babyish relief.

Both little ones dozed in relief to the soft, slick sound of Daddy in the corner, beside himself with arousal.

[promisesbutnevertokeep]

you ever just?

[randommmthoughts]

Wade and Logan, fighting in the HondaOdyssee

K. I. S. S. I. N. G.

[mightymanlove]

Cringe is truth!!! Declares (mostly) drunk man seeking dubious catharsis. This could happen, maybe it has already??? Another time, another place, a beleaguered punchline redeemed..... where there's more than enough happiness to go around

[grosslyoversimplifiedpolitics]

[ID: sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, (they're not actually in a tree)]

[just-a-creep-babe]

system update! hoodie's hate stalking has evolved into normal? stalking? and he's grudgingly accepted his (hilarious) crush. ratio has expressed that it would be funny to kiss hoodie and see what happens. the rest of us are piled together like raccoons in a cozy log and we have popcorn. will keep u updated -system anon

Awwwww hoodies in luvvvvv~~~~~