#Dentist Jokes & Memes

[umbrollax5]

Dentists fear me.

They can't tell you to floss if there's no teeth left to floss

[libroseitm]

I'm feeling kinda down lately, I'm sure I'm not the only one.

SO. Battle jackets on! I'm going to drum up some positivity for myself and pop it on here in case it helps anybody else too.

First I'm going to look at the last week of ofmd daily recaps from the wonderful and sensational @gentlebeardsbarngrill. I'd recommend looking back at these too, Abby does such an amazing job and they're great for a moral boost!

From these, I've seen in the last week alone:

.The trending tags we've caught: Rhys x3, Stede, Ed and Stede, #MerStedeMonday, #OurflagBBC, OurFlagMeansDeath x2, BOYFRIENDS.

.OFMD was mentioned or written about in 17 articles.

That's utterly insane and ya'll should be PROUD that we're still being so loud, and that we're still still being talked about. Articles don't get written for the lols, they get written for views. So clearly people think OFMD is still news worthy and that's hyping me the fuck up right now.

Next I'm looking at the simple things that I've done, and that I've seen other people do. These are things that help boost our numbers and moral, so if you've done any of these this week, give yourself a big ol' horse pat on the back:

.Watched OFMD

.Used the hashtags

.Talked to a friend

.Been silly in the Tumblr tags

.Made something (meme, fanart, crochet, fanfiction, a joke etc)

.Commenting on or kudosing a fanfiction

I've mostly been on twitter for campaign reasons. Here's some of the wonderful fanart I've seen that has been made in the last week alone:

Roach if he had stayed on the revenge in Kraken era

Mer!Ed finding a message in a bottle from Stede

Ed wearing the bird robe, lovingly smoochin' Stede

Ed cradling Stede's face inspired by the BTS underwater scene

Captain Frenchie updating Seagull!Buttons on the latest gos

As a last lil' boost, here are the gentlebeard fanfics I've recently read that I can highly recommend:

let me wash your worries away by anathxmadevice (checkmate)

.1,985 words .Mature

Stede is very overstimulated after a long weekend and unusre about what he wants. Ed helps him through in an intimate shower scene. The fic focusses on self-care and not fucking, for once in Ed and Stede's life. I'm obssessed with it.

Tooth Hurty by nomandsland

.2,538 words .Mature

Ed goes to the dentist with a cracked tooth. He's uncomfortable at the dentist's but get's horny about it this time around because his dentist is hot. I laughed all the way through this one :'D

but if I'm all dressed up (they might as well be looking at us) by mediocrepirate

.5,159 words .Explicit

This fic is delicious- plain and simple. Ed and Stede are at an awards event for Ed's music (yeah, he's a rockstar keep up). They're more than a little riled up and shenangans ensue. Mediocrepirate's writing is just exquisite and you are missing out if you haven't read at least one of their fics.

When life gives you lemons by anathxmadevice (checkmate)

.6,627 words .Explicit

Ed is enjoying, or at least trying to enjoy, retired life in the quiet town of Revenge. Life gets way more interesting when he discovers a lemonade stand, or rather, dicovers that lemonade stand kid has a hot dad. It's delightful, endearing and funny!

sunflowers in the kitchen by daydreamcrash

.7,2777 words .Explicit

Ed and Stede have a marriage kink. No seriously. Very funny, very hot, and gloriously domestic.

and the songbirds are singing like they know the score by mediocrepirate

.3,789 words .Teen and up

Stede takes care of Ed, focussing on non sexual intimacy. Did I mention that Mediocrepirates writing is wonderful already? Well I'm saying it again. This fic is so beautiful it HURTS.

[sagefurry]

so me and two friends were deciding what monster hunter monsters would post on facebook

Rathalos: posts "I hate my wife" memes everyday and tries to recapture his lost glory, because he still thinks he runs the architectural company he made with his wife and is very self-centered about the fact he's still technically the face of the company, even though he chose to not go on with the times when his wife did, leading to him not helping the company at all nowadays and everyone just tolerating him so they can enjoy his wife's presence (and her flips)

Rathian: posts about her architectural achievements and is the kind of person that posts live laugh love posts unironically. nobody really knows why she still tolerates Rathalos, but she really thinks she can fix him and that there's something beautiful inside him that if she just tries, she can get through to his good parts. thinks all the "I hate my wife" memes are just jokes. really fun at parties

Zinogre: posts about going to the gym and pictures of him flexing everyday, is super into cars because he can power his electric cars by himself. he's also very big into entomology. will go on rants about the "cars" movies if you let him because he hates how unrealistic it is

Gammoth: doesn't post anything on her own facebook page and doesn't check what any of her friends are doing on it but but runs the lesbian monster community page

Tigrex: posts conservative far-right propaganda and the wildest conspiracy theories youve ever heard, and is also every type of -phobe you can think of. posts pictures of him that have sunglasses and really big jeeps badly photoshopped onto them

Mizutsune: posts almost exclusively about anything gay pride related and uses his page as a curated gay art gallery. dunks on tigrex's posts whenever he can. takes pictures of himself while hes taking a bubble bath and reposts bath bomb videos.

Glavenus: was an edgelord sword-lover when he was a kid and posted about swords and skulls and motorcycles n shit. he took a break from social media in his teens to become an apprentice blacksmith. now middle-aged and is an accomplished blacksmith that posts about his craft whenever he can. still also posts about swords a lot.

Astalos: uses his personal facebook page for curating like a music gallery for music he likes, of any genre. hes a beginner guitar player that posts himself playing a lot. hes not very good but hes trying goddammit. also runs a music sharing community page.

Seregios: uses his page exclusively to provoke people and to post inflammatory stuff. especially likes getting a rise out of rathalos and tigrex, and also astalos because all you have to say to astalos to get him angry is tell him his taste in music sucks

Yian Garuga: self-proclaimed "metrosexual". posts dick pics and gym selfies of himself that no one wants to see except nargacuga. gasses up nargacuga's posts and sees it like a "bro thing" when he does it. he's very confused sexually and everyone knows that except him

Nargacuga: the resident gamer. posts videos of him playing video games extremely well and also posts pictures of himself in thigh highs and has a very e-girl kinda energy. very openly flirts with yian garuga under his posts but yian garuga doesnt get it

The Greats and the Dromes: all of them exclusively post in an nsfw community where all they do is share nsfw around. they use facebook for nothing else

Zamtrios: is a very successful mukbang and asmr creator. at the end of every mukbang hes inflated and he uses his inflated state to make asmr videos with the sounds coming from it. this was very weird to type out

Deviljho: dentist that reposts his tiktoks about dental health on his facebook page. his videos give out a very sinister and uncomfortable vibe even though he just sincerely wants to help people with their dental health. he also wants their teeth but he tries to fight that urge

Diablos: ex-trucker with anger issues that has a very thick southern american accent and got fired after wasting millions of dollars in company assets and causing one of the worst pile-ups in history. posts mainly about trucks, guns, and pretending he still has a job. surprisingly not as right-wing as you might think. probably has a grindr

Gold Rathian and Silver Rathalos: its them after couples therapy. they run their architectural facebook page together now after rathalos got over his inferiority complex. youd think him being silver and her being gold wouldve made his inferiority complex worse but the story about it is that he chose silver so rathian could get gold and thats his way of saying he wants his wife to be in the spotlight willingly this time

Ahtal-Ka: shes just a very sweet tailor that posts about her sewing and knitting projects to her facebook page and posts tutorials for stuff. big fan of kaiju movies and also bionicles, and she posts about her custom bionicles a lot too

Lagiacrus: has a huge catalog of fish she's fished up and streams herself fishing every day. has multiple world records in fishing achievements

Teostra, Amatsu, and Bazelgeuse: all of them use their facebook pages for furthering their political agendas for becoming president. teostra is far-right, amatsu is like centrist left, and bazelgeuse is the communist party

Seltas and Seltas Queen: seltas queen is a dommy mommy that posts bdsm videos with like 30 different seltas on a regular basis. the seltas dont actually do anything related to the account but they get paid to be there so theyre technically part of it

Valstrax: facebook comedian. has incredible comedic timing. is Jerma985 (bullfango-kelbi hybrid mix)

Nakarkos: really fucking old dude that talks about war history too much and posts videos of like american wars talking about how "kids nowadays with their darn phones that arent dying for our country"

Brachydios: owner of a very prolific demolition company who films buildings going down for clout on facebook. pays his employees surprisingly well. definitely got into legal trouble for demolishing non-condemned buildings before

Chameleos: runs one of those life hack content farms that post incredibly unhelpful, possibly untrue, sometimes dangerous life hacks for clout. no one actually knows he runs the account though. he definitely does it just because he thinks its funny

Nerscylla: really old lady that doesnt know how to use electronics and types her google searches into facebook and reposts videos of plants while saying something like "These are so wonderful!" to everything she sees that she likes

Shagaru Magala: christian parent thats a megachurch pastor and a televangelist. posts nothing but bible verses on her account and tells you that youre going to hell every single day of their life. gave her kid religious trauma

Gore Magala: depressed zoomer that listens to hyperpop and breakcore and lives off of monster energy and weed. got fucked up from shagaru constantly telling them that if they dont grow up right theyre gonna end up a chaotic gore and that has stuck with them for the rest of their life. just posts a lot of self-deprecating humor and vaguely worrying memes.

Kushala Daora: oppenheimer/amatsu's biggest fan. self proclaimed "centrist political analyst" that just so happens to agree with like every dictator and warmonger in history. will go out of their way to argue under the posts of like anyone thats left-leaning. loves seeing other people in pain.

Malfestio: blue-collar office worker that has no dreams in its life. posts like hypnosis videos on facebook that like are actually super popular but he doesnt feel like he can make a living off of it so he hasn't even tried yet

Duramboros: the activist. goes out and protests like every good cause out there. posts about charities and parades that are going on around. grows vegetables on its back to feed homeless people

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

https://www.tumblr.com/seasurfacefullofclouds1/744672247980195840/it-wasnt-a-failure-of-understanding-of-harrys

Not sure if its a good way to start my ask but i was a larrie until couple of months and i still feel very bad that am not able to let it go.. this is not my life until last year and its just i feel too much all the time.. am not able to let it go that louis and harry are not together and seeing your blog and going through stuff that is not said anywhere is making me so angry.. how the truth is twisted and made into a fantasy, i guess its not even people fault who write only about their perception because they think of boys in a certain way rather than what actually happened and what has been happening and how unfair L is being treated.. am angry with myself that why am i bothered when a millionaire white male(H) has turned to be what they usually are.. i did not believe harry relationship with olivia but when i saw pattern of H and his personal trainer i was feeling very bad.. very bad for louis.. i know you don’t believe they are together but i did and i felt so betrayed.. you might think thats its silly to feel such strongly but trust me am unable believe myself.. it could’ve been that louis has broken up with harry or the otherway but i cannot help but feel sad for louis.. he is someone who deserves a better man than H but he also seem to take a lot of time to get into a relationship unlike someone who has relationships with every other random person.. may be that trainer is a good person but harry’s way of parading his girlfriends or boyfriends around the world is disgusting and people actually are doing is it just something else altogether.. i wanna sit with louis and wanna hear all about what he has to say and kick everyone that hurt him so badly..

Hi there!

I can’t say that I know enough about Brad the Trainer, except that sometimes he and Harry are in casual photos together? Honestly, idk anything.

I know when fandom hangs on certain myths (the two-week rule, we-kind-of-share-that, Louis supports Harry at his concerts, Harry is secretly helping Louis’ career), it can feel very personally anxiety-provoking when an event contradicts the mythology, like when they spent months during pandemic obviously thousands of miles apart.

I used to be a Larrie, and I remember those moments of huge doubt, only to have the fandom twist the truth so hard to eliminate the doubters. Then it would always turn to old gifs, jokes, memes, and fanfiction to make everything comfy again.

Here’s the thing. I think once you let go of “they still might be together,” you should try to question every assumption, even something like, “They check up on each other.” Do they though? Do they even have time?

Unlike fans, Louis and Harry know what they are (individually) doing every day, they don’t have to guess. Their days are often filled with work and meetings. They’re with friends. They have to plan months, years into the future. They have to talk to doctors, dentists, stylists, publicists, tour managers, graphic designers, producers… you get the idea.

I promise you they are NOT reading fan tweets or Tumblr posts and sending secret signals or anons. I promise you they aren’t coordinating what they wear, let alone colors. They aren’t checking each other’s lyrics or interviews or gossip pages or haircuts or fanfic-inspired movies or whatever, because their lives are already too busy; they are two separate people.

So I doubt that Louis is sitting at home feeling sad that Harry is dating whomever, because it probably never crosses his mind. Louis is living his own very full, very fulfilling, very fun, and probably at times very stressful life. He has employees he needs to pay, and investments in future projects that aren’t easy and aren’t jokes. Life isn’t just about getting on stage for 90 minutes every few days.

Instead, feel happy for Louis that he has so much going on, and that he is the master of his life. He can choose to settle down with someone or not. He can like whatever he wants to like on Instagram. He can design his 28 clothing campaigns the way he wants it. Louis’ stage design is his creation. He can choose not to perform at an Azoff venue, ever. He can support and listen to whatever artist he wants without worrying about their label or management affiliation. He watches the shows he wants to watch, wears the designers he wants to wear. He can spend money on his band, taking them on outings, and trust them completely. All of this is so much more than what he had before— and his joy shows.

Welcome to your freedom.

[dathen]

Saw a gigantic compilation of marine life memes and now can only picture modern day AU Aronnax who, no matter what, will always attach an ocean meme to his emails.

Student: Professor I need to miss class for a dentist appointment.

Aronnax: Okay! [attach.jpg]

He sends the below one to Conseil not for the killer whale joke, but is just like “Conseil this is you!! you wouldn’t even recognize what kind of whale YOU are if you were a whale!!”

[officialgleamstar]

why are dentists recommending me your blog huh. and whos the 1 dentist you pissed off. i want detals

HDGKHFJDKHGJKDFH I NEED TO CHANGE MY HEADER I DUNNO IF THE JOKE IS COMING ACROSS. several people have mentioned/asked along these lines XD its just a meme off of that very common slogan thats used by a lot of toothpaste brands and gum brands ^-^

[fox-daddy]

The arcana as memes again

TW: swearing, smut jokes, being mean to Lucio because it's fun. Also marked as spoilers just incase.

Asra: what flavor of ice-cream would you be?

Julian: vanilla

Lucio: Vanilla? Basic bitch, huh? I'd be pistachio~

Asra: beacuse nobody likes you?

Lucio: offended Lucio noises*

Asra & Julian: dying of laughter*

Asra: nobody likes pistachio ice-cream

~~~

Asra: pre grame post plague singing* hey- how you doing? Yeah, I'm doing just fine. I lied. I'm dying inside.

~~~

Julian: I want to be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

MC: A dentist?

Julian: I don't know what your dentist has been doing to you but I think you need to tell Nadia

~~~

Asra: reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating

Portia: please delete this

~~~

Lucio: when you become famous you're called a legend because your leg ends

Asra: what?

Lucio: your leg. it ends

Nadia: I'm not a linguist but I think that's wrong

Lucio: are you saying your leg doesn't end?

Nadia: I mean. at some point it does. yes.

Lucio: then what's the problem?

~~~

Asra: my proposal for humans 2.0. Wings, detachable boobs, better knees, ears that you can turn on and off

Julian: I agree and would like to add reinforced spines

MC: more eyes

~~~

Asra: I just slept for fifteen hours what did I miss?

Julian: trying not to laugh* this dick

Asra: oh good, I thought I missed something big

Julian: depressed noise*

~~~

Valdemar: If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it's asleep, put it in your mouth, but don't eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

MC: Why the fuck would I do that?!

~~~

Lucio: I just pretend I know what I'm talking about 150% of the time

Nadia: if you can't blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit

~~~

Valdemar: Bacteria. The only culture some people have

Lucio: doctors are jerks

Julian: our sense of humor is infectious though

~~~

Asra: Laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

~~~

Portia: when I was young Julian told me old people sag because they're being pulled to hell and I cried

~~~

Julian: If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it?, take a look around the room and casually say 'Haven't decided yet' because that is always a good response

~~~

Asra: looking at something absolutely weird and yet awesome* why commit murder when you can have one of those?

MC: I'd kill for one of those

Asra: I think you're missing the point, MC

~~~

Asra: your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. 'here comes the warmth slab' it thinks

Portia: WRONG! it thinks 'I hope this dipshit doesn't spill beans all over me again, who the fuck eats beans in bed?'

Julian: you eat beans in bed?

Portia: not the point!

~~~

MC: eats a snack while looking for a better snack*

~~~

Drunk Lucio: I was using the bathroom and I needed to pee and I couldn't so then I thought in my head. 'pee, come on! I know urine there' and then I wound up laughing to hard that I peed

Asra: LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED!

~~~

MC: I am a piece of trash

Nadia: As someone who cares deeply about the enviroment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is seven okay?

MC: you smooth bitch

~~~

Asra: - saves rare item for a more dire situation

Asra - never uses rare item

MC: what if theirs an emergancy?

-MC gets into an emergency-

MC: WHAT IF THERE'S A BIGGER EMERGENCY?!

~~~

Asra: an apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Valdemar: bold of you to assume I won't just swallow it

Julian: that's not how swallowing works

valdemar: not if your a whimp

~~~

MC: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people

Asra: I love sleeve smacking people

~~~

Lucio: if I were dating you. well, heh. Let's just say horses wouldn't be called 'horses' anymore.

Julian: hey, Lucio? what the fuck does this mean?

Julian: I'm actually shaking what does this mean?!

~~~

MC: oh my god, theirs a dog outside Muriel's house. Best. day. ever. Hello fuzzy baby friend.

MC: NOT A DOG! NOT A DOG! BEAR! ABORT, ABORT, ABORT!

Asra: rolling a 1 on a perception check

~~~

Nadia: if you bite it and you die; it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it's venomous.

Lucio: what if it bites me and it dies?

Nadia: that means you're poisonous, pay attention!

MC: what if it bites itself and I die?

Asra: It's magic

MC: okay and what if we bite each other and none of us die?

Julian: that's kinky

~~~

Asra: showing them a picture of a ^ shaped bridge* moon bridge

Julian: how the fuck are you supposed to cross that?

Nadia: with determination

~~~

Nadia: I am at a loss for words!

Lucio @ the audience: despite being loss for words, Nadia spent the next forty-five minutes yelling at me.

[stigmatamama]

did you see that fragrantica review of tom ford lost cherry that associated it with like dentists and medical fetishes that was probably going around the gerard fans earlier this week??? i need it but i CANNOT find it :/

I’m screaming? No I did not see that but I did just read the most insane review from user “Foldyrhands” where they mention stigmata (sick) and loving Lana del Rey as a tumblr Expat… putting the full review under the break because I’m crying lol. I’ll let you know if I see the dentist / medical review haha

There is something to be said for smelling like something you eat. Hélène Cixous writes in Stigmata: Escaping Texts that “...eating and being eaten belong to the terrible secret of love.” To be wanted, so completely and rapturously, that your beloved consumes you whole.

In fact, romantic cannibalism has sort of been having a moment lately. Between breakout dream-pop star Ethel Cain’s self-titled character, tragically consumed by the wretched man she adores, to memes about biting your boyfriend making the rounds on all corners of the internet — it seems worth investigating, in this particular cultural moment, why people (women, mostly) want to smell like food. There is much to be said on this subject, and much of it has already upset people. There are innocent fantasies of girlhood and unsexed affinities towards baked goods tied into what might be called the more sinister gourmand-industrial complex, and it is by no means my intention to disturb these wholesome scent preferences. That said, the ways in which sweet candy perfumes intersect with gendered politics of desirability and class are no clearer articulated than in Tom Ford’s 2018 viral cherry organza Lost Cherry.

I would love to hear an earnest argument for how a perfume quite literally named after a vulgar euphemism for a woman’s lapsed virginity is not related to misogyny. It is an obvious enough influence to have eventually become retroactively opaque in the pursuit of commodity fetish. Beauty products are made to make women more desirable to men – of course, they bear coded signs of that very desirability. I also don’t mean to suggest I am somehow above this fact of life. I use Too Faced's Better than Sex mascara because I want all-day lift, but I hear the ghost of Andrea Dworkin screaming at me in Yiddish the entire time. Suggestive beauty product naming accomplishes what the toy company Mattel cracking jokes about their profit-based value system in the Barbie movie accomplishes for Mattel profits tied to the sale of tickets for the very same movie: postmodernity is defined by critique of the product embedded into the product itself. It gives you something to think about, a connection to briefly make. Wielding the power of this sexy perfume is like the excitement of losing your virginity. But then you stop there. You don’t think about it any further. Zizek has been saying this for decades. Products no longer sell you a product, and they no longer even sell you just an idea. Products sell you an entire mindset, a politic, a worldview, and they do it in ways often in seemingly direct conflict with their values in order to earn your trust. Why would Victoria’s Secret, a lingerie company, suddenly become interested in a bare-faced simple beauty campaign. Why would Dove, a company producing deodorant and soap marketed to help people smell better, care about your self-esteem? Thankfully Tom Ford Fragrances does not try and pretend it is a feminist beauty product company – but many people who consume it still somehow mentally place it on the neck of an “empowered woman,” whatever that means in the scheme of advertising.

Tom Ford himself as a designer and businessman is hardly known for his demure marketing. At its best, the worldbuilding of Tom Ford as a house has stood for the provocative in service of understanding ourselves more honestly. Like the surprisingly modern character of Samantha from Sex and the City, you get the sense that they both are tired of not saying the quiet parts out loud. That sex is a force as constant as the sun, and even the most repressed souls yearn, desire, like all humans do: in inconvenient and obscene and incorrect ways. But quite frankly, there is a difference between revealing and challenging the coded interchanges of heterosexuality, and reproducing them wholesale. Where I think this vision falls apart is when it leaves the tight control of a single room of creatives, and more or less integrates wholly into the pre-existing market for beauty products. If Tom Ford fragrances can’t even clear an f-bomb past certain production circuits, I fear for its ability to make serious waves in the cultural politics of suggestive beauty naming, or whatever loose assembly of legacy platitudes people suggest Lost Cherry might serve to provoke. This is all to say, I have seen women do better for themselves — and I want more for us.

There are two important questions at play here. Firstly: is Lost Cherry a good perfume in its own right? And secondly, does what it represents for the culture surrounding perfume consumption bode well for the general state of creativity in fragrance? Luckily enough, the answer to both of these questions can be summarized in a single word: no.

Lost Cherry opens with a blast of bitter almonds. I’ve noticed a trend among many Tom Fords (including the equally popular masc counterpart Tobacco Vanille): the opening spray is very provocative, and the dry-down is extremely conventional. In the case of LC, the initial sour profile of the cherry note fused with the bitterness of almonds recalls cyanide, and in one case, the purported smell of decaying corpses. Into the drydown, however, the nutty profile becomes sweeter and the cherry becomes candied. There is very little evolution beyond the first fifteen minutes — once it settles, it does so for a couple of hours of diffusive aspartame fruit showboating, and then it is gone.

I can understand why people call this perfume addicting. Usually, the formula for creating this effect is the combination of something widely palatable with the traces of something extremely offensive at high doses. This was the secret to most perfume in the 20th century. Jasmine was entrancing — narcotic, even — because of the traces of urine-like indoles found within the composition. Rose became sensual with the addition of civet, the perineal gland secretion of a small mammal related to the common genet. Lost Cherry uses the rich, juicy profile of a cherry accord to hide notes of alcohol and decay on the wrists of impressionable young women.

This is not, inherently, my issue with the perfume. Rather, I find Lost Cherry does far too much to achieve far too little. The notes blend together, the careful deceits fall flat: there is a reason this perfume is perhaps the belle of the dupe economy. If its formula weren’t so generic, it wouldn’t be so easy and popular to duplicate. The second reason so few fans of this scent own a full bottle is, of course, the high price point. A 50ml bottle currently retails for $395. This brings me to my second concern: Tom Ford is not entirely responsible for the inflation of the luxury fashion markets at large, but its most popular offering does absolutely embody the particularly nefarious intersection between completely unreasonable status-based prices, products lacking in conceptual substance, and second-hand male voyeurism.

Of course, when you deal in products made and sold under the luxury market, oftentimes prices are less a reflection of the material costs of production and more a material representation of a brand’s prestige and identity. You aren’t paying for the perfume inside Lost Cherry’s bright red bottle, you’re paying for the bottle itself as an idea.

You’re paying for an individual enumeration of Tom Ford Beauty, now itself an individual enumeration of the loose collection of ideas festering within the digitized remains of a woman selling cleansing oil in mid-century New York City formerly known as The Estée Lauder Companies. I do not labor under expectations that Tom Ford will lower its prices. I do, however, wish we would stop doing their marketing for them. Lost Cherry as an idea is virtually inescapable on the internet: it is recommended, mood-boarded, and, as referenced before, most often-evangelized through the recommendation of fakes. It is the idea, and you, dear reader, can only ever reach for pale imitations. You wish you could smell like this, but of course, you shouldn’t. There are several far more sophisticated cherry-based perfumes made by independent and niche perfumers. There is nothing that Lost Cherry does that Strangers Parfumerie’s Cherry Amaretto (retailing for $ 90 USD) does not do better. And much of Lost Cherry’s allure — the seductive, red-lipped ingénue, essentially lied from an amalgamation of vamp Pinterest boards — is best enacted as a self-aware subverted performance and not a marketing strategy.

I love Lana del Rey as much as the next Tumblr-expat, but I also think what makes her music so electric is her self-aware vulnerability. She’s thinking and acting against her own best interests; she’s playing out self-destructive spirals, but fuck it, she loves him. You may think I’m asking too much of a cosmetic product, but the culture of self-described “empowerment” surrounding Lost Cherry and other fruity-sweet ultra-femme contemporaries does none of this. It is not performative, it merely performs. Something like Mugler’s Angel, widely considered the first gourmand perfume, was so glorious precisely because it was so vulgar and controversial. Some men drooled for it, but just as many loathed it. It was regarded as both chic and trashy, sexually ambiguous, alluring, and ostentatious. In my humble opinion, there are two ways to interrupt the very real modern cultural tradition of men wanting women to smell like food so they can better be consumed: either cut your dessert with something sophisticated and off-putting or dial the saccharine indulgence up to eleven. Part of me wants Lost Cherry to tone it down, and another wishes it would have gone all the way.

Where it presently stands, however, feels halfway between pruning oneself for male fantasy, and searching for something perfectly mediocre in your own right. My wish may be unreasonable, but I one day hope to see women justify spending entirely too much on sweet perfume for its own sake. Maybe this is how you feel about your decision to wear Lost Cherry, and that is perfectly fine. Wear it to your heart's content. I just hope that one day, we can decide on figureheads for the neo-gourmand fourth-wave feminist revolution that smell a little less like plastic on accident, and a little more like plastic on purpose.

[blackacre13]

idk if you've been keeping up with memes around the CDC recommendations that they've changed around so much that the internet, per usual, have bastardised them. there's the "the cdc recommends that you should release your inhibitions and feel the rain on your skin" and "the CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet."

please use the best one yet from this format if you can: "the CDC recommends sucking the strap"

😈😈😈😈 thanks!

“Well, for one thing, I’m closing down the club,” Lou sighed. “That seems inevitable anyway. I mean alcohol and dancing isn’t typically deemed essential unless you run in our circles.”

“Fuck, I’m sorry, baby,” Debbie breathed, sitting down on the edge of the bed next to the blonde as she leaned against her shoulder. “God, this is so terrifying. I mean, we’re better off than most. Healthy base for us both at least. Thank Fuck you quit smoking. And obviously, we’re set money wise. Can order in and avoid going out. We’re actually sort of built perfectly for this.”

“That’s true,” the blonde mumbled, scrolling through her phone, biting her thumb.

“Stop. Doom scrolling,” Debbie warned.

“Look who finally made it into 2020,” Lou smirked, kissing Debbie on the cheek as she lay back against the sheets, holding the phone above her head. “We’ve really got to take this seriously, Debs.”

“Alright, alright,” Debbie nodded, standing up as she started to pace. “We’ll make a plan. Let’s start a list. What can we stock up on so we don’t have to run out all the time. Things we need. Masks? Any meds that help? Hand sanitizer, obviously.”

“Toilet paper, paper towels, some canned goods and frozen stuff,” Lou muttered.

Debbie was pacing rapidly now, ticking things off as the blonde sat up, highly amused by her frantic wife, who was now, in no way, paying attention to Lou’s suggestions and additions to the list, even though she was really getting into the nitty gritty more medical side of things now.

“Did you same something about the CDC?” Debbie finally asked, only slowing her pacing slightly. “Special type of mask and when they think there could be a vaccine. What else.”

“I mean they do recommend one thing,” Lou smirked, licking her lips.

“Yeah, I’m all ears, obviously, Lou, what can we—“

“Well, new studies are showing that it’s amazingly effective against Covid.”

“Seriously?” Debbie whipped around. “What is?”

“Where did I—Oh, yeah, right here,” Lou spoke, pretending to scroll as she studied the phone with a serious face. “There it is. The CDC recommends sucking the strap.”

“Lou,” Debbie warned.

“Yes, honey?” Lou smiled innocently, her eyes twinkling as she clicked her phone off, placing it beside her.

“That’s not funny,” Debbie hissed, crossing her arms as she stepped closer to the bed. “This is a serious disease.”

“And you give seriously good head,” Lou shrugged.

“You’re one to talk,” Debbie snorted.

“You know that was a compliment right?” The blonde grinned, standing up from the bed as she tugged Debbie against her.

“What I said or what you said?” Debbie whispered.

“Dealer’s choice,” Lou murmured, fingers slipping into Debbie’s belt loops as she pulled the brunette’s hips tight against hers.

“Baby, I’m really scared about all this,” Debbie murmured, biting at her lip nervously as she leaned into the Australian’s embrace, grateful for her comfort. “This is all just a little apocalyptic and insane.”

“I know,” Lou agreed, nodding sadly. “It’s not something to joke about. And we’re both going to take this very seriously, because I just got you back and I’m not ever letting you go, so we both had better stick around through this, alright? But, we aren’t going to get through it without a little silliness. Laughter is the best medicine after all.”

“Mm,” Debbie sighed. “That is true. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend it.”

“That’s toothpaste,” Lou frowned. “You sure you want to quarantine here with me in the loft? It’s so small and uncomfortable and I could put you up in a hotel or—“

“What happened to both sticking around through this together?” Debbie teased, sticking out her tongue.

“Did I say that?” Lou grinned. “You must have heard that wrong.”

“Maybe you were too busy thinking about me sucking your dick,” Debbie winked, trying to scurry away as Lou grabbed her, the brunette letting out a shriek of giggles. “You know I’d offer,” Debbie murmured, pulling down Lou’s zipper, “But oops, something very vital seems to be missing for that activity.”

“I can fix that,” Lou whispered, licking down Debbie’s neck. “Easy.”

“And why should I just go ahead and agree to sucking your strap?” Debbie asked, raising an eyebrow. “Besides the obvious. That I’m excellent at it.”

“Because you know me, honey,” Lou whispered, her voice dropping as Debbie started to squirm against her. “You suck me off, I get you off. I’m sure you’ll already have the strap nice and wet for me with that pretty little mouth of yours and that gorgeous tongue. Might as well finish the job and fill you up.”

“I thought you were just joking around,” Debbie breathed, her breath hitching as Lou’s leg came between hers, pressing her thigh upwards.

“I’m not laughing,” Lou hissed, her voice seeping with lust. “Are you?”

“No,” Debbie shook her head. “That’s what I want too.”

“You do?”

“Please, Daddy.”

[geek-fashionista]

At the beginning of the week, I saw one of the campus rabbits being feasted upon by an enormous hawk. Poor thing just wasn’t fast enough.

My wedding, too, is not moving fast enough. It sits on the other end of a massive gulf of life. Were it not for our poor mothers, we might have eloped by now, and we still joke about marrying in secret as early as next week. It seems that after eleven years it feels pointless to be apart any longer. Every time he leaves, I think of all the months ahead and wither inside.

Also withering inside me is my dream of writing anything. I try to keep it tended by eating my lunch next to the campus library every day, drawing energy from the books within. After a particularly heinous student repeated in my inbox yesterday, I walked into the library, sat on a footstool, and leaned back against the books. I sat like that for several minutes, staring blankly ahead.

Work itself is not bad. My coworker and I throw memes back and forth. There is an abundance of snacks and laughter and camaraderie between departments. Tomorrow there will be hot chocolate and ugly sweater cookies, which my teeth have earned after my trip to the dentist.

Believe it or not, it was my first time scheduling my own dentist appointment with my own insurance. I was surprised when the receptionist let me go without having to pay anything. I anxiously asked my fiancé when the bill would come. (It was also my first time listing him as my emergency contact.)

The other day, I had this thought that once I got married, I would move all my worldly possessions out of my apartment, out of my parents’ house, and into someone else’s life. And they would stay there. After 32 years of drifting from place to place, I’m going to have a home. No more temporary furniture. No more cheap dishes.

But first I must survive the next eleven months.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

It’s hilarious how Leif stole the box for nothing. She did it to keep the moon from falling and talked about the ‘cosmic ecosystem’ would lead to that, but I guess it really was bullshit because the finale reveals that the moon’s descent has nothing to do with the gems. No wonder the Core dismisses Leif’s concerns, it was in full control of the moon this entire time. Because of Leif, she kickstarted a chain of events that led to Barrel and Andrias being left alone and the former dying; Led to Amphibia falling into a dark age as Andrias projected his anger towards Leif by suppressing her species more. And it eventually led to the calamity box and its power being destroyed, the freaking MOON destroyed. Which is ironic because Leif talked about preserving nature and the ecosystem and her actions destroyed the tides.

The characters don’t even acknowledge the implications of this, the show just breezes past it despite being about nature and the effects of colonization. We don’t get anyone discussing the destruction of the moon as the lesser of two evils, it just happens and everyone unironically cheers and is more focused on Anne dying because I guess she really is the center of the universe, hence being elevated to Godhood out of freaking nowhere with a deity that had zero setup and foreshadowing. Because Anne is so cool that not only can she show these three species how it’s done in getting along, she can show this ancient god the error of their mistakes without even trying!

But back to the original topic; You can’t even say that Leif saved humanity because of her efforts because she never cared about humans. Matt even went out of his way to confirm it, Andrias said he’d conquer savages and Leif cheered. She did this purely to save Amphibia only to cast it into a technological dark age and cause the obliteration of its moon. Suddenly that vase of Leif giving the box to Vikings takes a dark turn, because she’s not some hero who’s learned to empathize with them and help; She’s just dumping her problem onto these lesser savages for us to take care of, all for the sake of HER world that was gonna colonize is and her world alone. And Leif immediately left Earth so there’s no way she could’ve learned to value humanity, and apparently she never chose to check up on Barrel or Andrias? Never send the latter that letter of hers to get to him?! Just hid?! Unbelievable.

I mean, I would argue Andrias' choices are definitely his own, including how he reacted to Lief's betrayal, but like, it really feels like they had a-lot more planned with the Lief stuff and the vikings thing maybe, but....we never really got it, cause filler more important and no time I guess to explore anything with Earth and Amphibia having connections prior to the calamity trio. Honestly, it really is so weird how they handled the core and the gems. Like, the whole vision would lead you to believe if the core gets the gems, that's what would happen, but...no??? Core was possessing the moon in Amphibia this entire time, and decides to just fucking crash it, making the vision pretty weird to look back on as a result.

And don't get me started on the goddess thing. I will never understand it. Look, its a cool idea and I do find the memes of Anne at 91 being told time to become god, funny. But like, where was the foreshadowing??? What reasoning is there beyond her having used all three gems??? What even is this god that we've not had foreshadowed or hinted at properly prior? What's the point beyond referencing that joke of Anne high on dentists drugs say Domino is some god??? Like, what???

[bardic-tales]

Get to Know Me

Thank you so much for the tag, @dogmomwrites. Let me know how you like the Killing Joke once you complete it. I've been having it recommended to me too.

Rules: answer the questions and tag nine people you want to know better

Favorite Color: I have two colors that are my absolute favorite: black and red. Most of my clothing is black.

Currently Reading: I will admit that I have a guilty pleasure. It's harlequin period romances. I had to go out of town yesterday to a dentist appointment and I finished an entire novel in the waiting room. Right now, I'm reading A Dance to Save the Debutante by Eva Shepard.

Last Song: I Hate Myself for Loving You by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts. This is actually a song that reminds of the relationship between the Crown Prince and the Stewardess.

Last Series: The last series I watch was Obi-Wan too. I am currently watching Parks and Recreation as I want to see what all the memes were about.

Last Movie: Nightmare Before Christmas. This is on my Not-So-Scary Halloween Marathon that I do in September. October is all about the Horror.

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: I can't handle spicy and sweet makes me sick anymore. So, savory. I would love a really good mac and cheese.

Currently Working On:

Cold as Ice (cw: skulls)

Flight of the Dragon (cw: fire)

Pale Fire

All of these are in various stages. Cold as Ice is my main WIP as this is the one I wish to have either traditionally or self published.

[bllsbailey]

Monday Morning Meme Madness

It's Monday! You know what that means? You know all that exhausting stuff you got to do all last week? Well … you get to do it again! Woohoo!

Yes, we feel your pain, Twitchy friends, so let's lighten the load with our favorite memes, jokes, and videos from the past week.

I can't stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/bpIbbNZMdN— NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext) February 27, 2024

May your workday go better than that.

Would you do this? 😬😂🫶 pic.twitter.com/Qo72yY3jl0— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) March 4, 2024

Ouch! LOL.

pic.twitter.com/lLfsbAqX2C— Mens_Corner__ (@Mens_Corner__) February 26, 2024

DISCLAIMER: Twitchy nor its parent company is responsible for any harm incurred from following the advice given by third parties in Monday Morning Meme Madness.

Life is so hard sometimes 😬😂🫶https://t.co/UfXiIqcJmi— Templar⚔️ (@aTeXan575) March 3, 2024

LOLOLOL!

😂 pic.twitter.com/gSzDixCsbN— Woman of Wonder (@WonderW97800751) February 26, 2024

That cannot be real. Right? RIGHT?!?

this dude is always hilarious 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/n45iy0uacw— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) February 26, 2024

Ha! He looks like he had a 'surprise colonoscopy'. 💀

pic.twitter.com/mhUyy1jfVE— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) February 26, 2024

That's good.

— Epoch Animal Lovers (@EP_AnimalLovers) June 7, 2023

Bwahaha! That donkey is a rock star, and the lady's laugh … perfect!

pic.twitter.com/C9m43pXQdg— Slightly Venomous Kirk (@jamusp) February 26, 2024

Okay, we've now taken this Flamin' Hot craze too far. LOL.

Good morning, X. 😀 pic.twitter.com/wNrRI68fzU— KneesPenguin2.0 (@KLee8615) February 27, 2024

That dude literally spilled the beans!

Married ladies. Take note, this is ACCURATE AF! pic.twitter.com/j1KkswMKZt— Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 (@WhigJust) February 28, 2024

Recommended

It's all true. You can get weeks … maybe even months … out of a pair of jeans.

🙄 pic.twitter.com/a3MLYHkQDE— Judianna (@Judianna) February 26, 2024

Hey, we'd pay money to watch a pitcher emerge from the water and throw a major-league fastball.

😂🤣😭 pic.twitter.com/U5eIqkeBzw— Pizza Pepe (@RealPizzaPepe) February 27, 2024

LOL! Problem solved.

short girls 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VqomSen4B8— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) February 28, 2024

Well done, funny lady.

For all this talk of how "based" Norm Macdonald is... he's been voting Democrat for the past 3 years.— RazörFist (@RAZ0RFIST) February 28, 2024

Norm would have loved that joke.

We need to bring back 90's era commercials pic.twitter.com/edg2z2Tk2h— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) February 28, 2024

HAHA! You younger folks probably think we're exaggerating when we GenXers tell you we grew up in the greatest time ever. Not even one bit.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/MZBwrbQrE8— 💂🏻‍♀️👋🏻вєαя🍻🇬🇧™ (@BigBearF1) February 28, 2024

Harsh, dad. LOL.

i’m in tears wtf did they give bro😭 pic.twitter.com/cOLTHrFbt6— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) February 28, 2024

LOLOLOL!

pic.twitter.com/Mr2MCDHtnh— Yore Friend Whig 🇮🇱 (@WhigJust) March 2, 2024

HAHAHA!

And also where the heck I’m supposed to look while I’m in the dentist’s chair? I’m never sure what to do with my eyes. Do I close them? Do I stare at his face? Do I look at the ceiling? What’s the proper etiquette here? pic.twitter.com/PzhTsJDiu1— Judianna (@Judianna) March 3, 2024

What about the eye doctor?!? The dude is gazing straight into your eyes. It seems like he should at least buy us dinner. So awkward.

— Bambam (@xderpalertx) February 27, 2024

Love it!

For a moment, it was the hottest culinary experience in history... https://t.co/OVWLtjQgUr— Andrew Donaldson (@four4thefire) March 3, 2024

Oooh! That's dark. We laughed.

Ok but the pantless one literally flying out the door had me ded 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/ZjM3tr5wKW— 💭Aunt Cinnamon (@AuntCinnamon) March 3, 2024

We have to agree. Sure, it was possibly fake, but those feet disappearing out the door … 💀💀💀

Every day. Nothing compares to the midnight release of a new candle https://t.co/8WX5B4FlLs— ʎǝlɹɐɥƆ (@charleyonhere) March 3, 2024

Ha! Speaking of candles …

pic.twitter.com/F2wnTRj2Gg— Rani, Last of The Red Hot Boomers (@ShadesOfRani) March 4, 2024

LOL.

pic.twitter.com/5ZxAhHUsPG— Orwell & Goode (@OrwellNGoode) March 3, 2024

Wow! These people go hard, but it could be worse …

This is ice cold. pic.twitter.com/zTGUjkE0LU— QENNY is hurkle-durkling (@AKBrews) March 3, 2024

BOOM!

— Keith Humphreys (@KeithNHumphreys) March 3, 2024

LOLOLOL!

The drone ran out of battery and provided a scene worthy of Hollywood pic.twitter.com/42jgySIarU— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 3, 2024

Ha! Nice.

GM pic.twitter.com/G9neZUMZkl— 🍀 Duchess of Shenanigans 🍀 (@AnnaDsays) March 3, 2024

Cats, y'all. They do what they want …

pic.twitter.com/WrZuSFSx8t— Jim Pacing His Cage 🤦‍♂️🤞🧨🚁🆓 🐱‍👤🕊 (@iamisgo11) March 3, 2024

… or else.

😂😂 this cracked me up pic.twitter.com/97nH6xcYVw— QENNY is hurkle-durkling (@AKBrews) March 3, 2024

💀💀💀

Big baby 🤗🤗🐕 pic.twitter.com/o7Qb5n6kl2— Original Spike1962 (@Spike19621) March 3, 2024

This dog's name better be 'Chewie'.

Another juggler gives up on his dreams. pic.twitter.com/ikvYAYnikp— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) March 3, 2024

You hate to see it.

Remembering Owen and Beru on #NationalToastDay. pic.twitter.com/JJ3YJKYAxh— Marshall Julius 🚀 (@MarshallJulius) February 29, 2024

Sick burn.

🍿🥤 pic.twitter.com/NcYzaNNgsp— SoulCoughingOne (@SoulCoughingOne) March 3, 2024

Man, this is some dark stuff. LOL.

Even Steve Harvey was on their side pic.twitter.com/Mj83g2BY5q— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) March 3, 2024

They got robbed. 😂

“I do have a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career” https://t.co/KaPWs5r7g5 pic.twitter.com/0123Bu0Bx6— Long Monkeypox (@podiatristdon) March 4, 2024

Now we can't unsee it.

Which friend are you? pic.twitter.com/5NFwUsdPJo— Shana (@cynicallycute) March 3, 2024

LOL.

pic.twitter.com/2iEQTcwN81— MaryAnnNotGinger 💋 (@MAnotGinger) March 3, 2024

HAHA!

Every time 😂 pic.twitter.com/eDKL3vDh00— Justin Hart (@justin_hart) March 3, 2024

The internet was a mistake.

🤔 pic.twitter.com/4mavLM1T11�� Judianna (@Judianna) March 4, 2024

YES, PLEASE!!!

pic.twitter.com/JwgubLu4ke— Doni 🤓🏴🏴‍☠️ (@DoniTheDon_) March 3, 2024

BWAHAHA!

Me haré vegano el día que un bebé ponga esa cara con una lechuga. Palabra. pic.twitter.com/LvtzaVzPOS— _DON_ BAIRES_⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@DonDrPr_4ever) March 3, 2024

We still make that face.

pic.twitter.com/LfJlo4Z52j— Spill The Memes (@SpillTheMemes) March 4, 2024

Oh my.

I think you’ve had enough mate. pic.twitter.com/Ejc4A0E9ku— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) March 3, 2024

You cannot have too many pockets! LOL.

🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Ux8u1azbLK— The Best (@ThebestFigen) March 3, 2024

Don't let anyone ride you like an orca at Sea World on this fine Monday morning. Get out there and seize this Monday by the horns and wipe your nose on the grindstone … or something like that.

Until we meme again …

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[eclaisse]

2024 Week 5

I need to get better about writing these blog posts on a timely basis. Originally I was using Twitter for every thought that popped into my head and posting it immediately, but I got tired and embarrassed by that very quickly.

I have multiple Twitter accounts and have been using the platform since 2016 I think. My main Twitter has a lovely selection of posts— art from my favorite artists, cute foods, different sciences, psychology, astrology, and funny memes. Then there's one I made as a VTuber and one I made for art after the last account was hacked. I don't check the VTuber one anymore because it's full of VTuber drama or overtly sexual humor. I understand that's part of the appeal of VTubers, but the jokes are so corny and make me cringe quite a bit. It makes me feel like I'm back in high school with a bunch of obnoxious students yelling dumb jokes as the teacher is trying to speak. Very specific, I know, but I think we've all experienced something like that.

The art Twitter isn't any better since I follow some VTuber mutuals on there. The people I follow are fine, but on the timeline I still see dumb posts with people either stirring up drama, spreading misinformation, or being overly dramatic about simple things. The memes on there are also super outdated— like stuff I saw back when I was still on Tumblr is making rounds again and people are eating it up. It's just become very off-putting to be there. I did have a lot of fun posting daily as a challenge though. It was a good exercise in research to see what kinds of posts were doing well. And I do like the mutuals I made through streaming, they are all very sweet people. I want to stay connected with them if possible.

I've been brainstorming other ways to pursue "content creation" (I hate that phrase). I just want to share my work with others and bond with them over it. I don't desire to be famous or have a community, I just want to have fun with my hobbies and interact with people.

Maybe it's better if I make a text document and update that like a Twitter every day for the week, and then compile them all into a post on Saturday or something like that. I will think about how to continue the consistency. This is probably the clunkiest post I've made because the sentences are so abrupt and short. But right now I just want to get my thoughts across.

Nothing super interesting happened this week I guess. I found a new dentist and set up an appointment with them, which is early tomorrow morning. I need to schedule a checkup next, but maybe I will wait a bit for that. I want to get a blood panel done this year and see how I'm doing. Work was dull this week because I barely had anything to do— and then suddenly I had to repeat one task three times, which was annoying but no one's fault.

It's been storming a lot so I made a tasty soup today. I used the chicken stock I made and froze a few months back, and added wood ear mushrooms, shimeji mushrooms, baby bok choy, green onions, soy sauce, sesame oil, and noodles. The broth tasted especially good after the ingredients simmered in it for a while. I want to try making it again. I want to make a heartier one though since this was a very light vegetarian soup.

The storm was making me feel anxious though, the tree outside was waving its branches wildly and bending to the winds. the wind and water hitting against the outside surfaces of the house was also a bit eerie to hear. My fear is that the roof will crumble and place will flood, though I think the place is a lot more structurally sound than that. I have enough food and a giant flashlight if I do lose power (many of my friends already did today) so I will just try to be careful.

[theinkeddragon]

Boss ask meme: 11 & 12 for Boss(es) of your choice

(sitting in dentists office so this is gonna be brief and it's not gonna be exact qoutes)

11. Ways they're similar

Boss - Autism & ADHD.

Knight - Autism & ADHD.

Lady - Autism.

Half jokes aside (We do all share that) me and Knight share heights & star signs, both Boss & I are ftm with an adoration for cats, and Lady has a tendency to fuck up what he's saying when speaking quickly

12. Ways they're different

Lady's colorblind, Knight can't cook, and Boss is much much more social than I am

[kajsakravatski]

Every time I go to the dentist

Dentist: FLOSS!

Me: *I make my dentist proud and floss... now my teeth hurt... Now I got a headache... I give up on flossing forever

(Until next time)