#Despite popular belief

[crimsomcrystal]

My Narrator design be upon ye

Fun facts about him under the cut!

°He is unaware of the existence of his Timekeeper and Curator. °All the endings are scripted all by himself (With a few exceptions), and the Freedom ending has never happened despite it existing, as his Stanley refuses to go through with it. °This would lead you to believe he has control of his Parable, but it is a sentient being as well, and it decides wether to discard or confirm an idea (He is also not aware of this.) °TSPUD is still a WIP to him. °He can remember what happens after most endings. °Mf's vision is BAD, those glasses aren't there just for decor.

[pixiecaps]

oughhh jaiden saying increasingly concerning things about bobby fields and roier just agreeing because at the end of the day theyre both shattered arent they

[skye707]

Everyday I wake up and I wish DC Superhero Girls Riddler wasn’t dead

I DID NOT CRUSH THAT CHILD. HE IS NOT DEAD.

STOP TELLLING PEOPLE I DID THAT.

He'll be back y'all. Chill 💙

[longdaytogo]

they're both touch starved

[bbybbybby]

1 thing about me is that i love a yummy man

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

claiming women advocating against prostitution are harming women in prostitution while defending mens right to buy them for sex is crazy

[scltbvrns]

right winged indians are so (i don't want to utter that word) when it comes to media literacy but all of them literally grew up in godi media so i cannot blame them either. like no one is saying INDI alliance is good. it's just the lesser evil out of the two.

[narwhalandchill]

oh my fucking god i feel. SO stupid rn at How i didnt make the (super sane very normal just absolutely. Yes. Surely) connection earlier but uhh

so anyway im now like 89% certain that whatever the "traces" of the narwhal that remain on ajax and facilitate their (ever-growing) innate connection are like. an actually fundamental aspect of it (them?) more or less.

why? because if you consider its pov just for a moment. the narwhal was literally about to depart teyvat for good. it had nearly finished consuming the primordial sea and preparing to breach surface to finish the job by eating the french for the leftovers their human bodies were made from. its an interstellar voyager it does not linger on planets it devours. it goes glug glug and it leaves.

and like if it wasnt for traveler intervening its confirmed through narzissenkreuz and renes world formula that teyvat wouldve just been destroyed. no one could have stopped the narwhal not neuvillette not focalors not anyone.

so what was the one other thing it did right before going for that french brunch? calling for ajax. getting them reunited in the primordial sea. like all the possible implications aside bc theres many different ways to speculate on the exact reasons why and the nature of that link. the point remains.

it wasnt leaving teyvat without finding him.

like the narwhal is about to fucking Dip from this cringe planet and whatever part of it that ajax carries within himself his narwhal Absolutely wanted to be reunited with. what the fuck am i supposed to read from that. hoyo???????!??! answers?!?!?!

and its not only the calling from the narwhal side itself either bc this is ALL coinciding with the growth of a 'restless power' within ajax and his vision malfunctioning (the things celestia is literally confirmed to harvest energy thru to repair its damaged authority) and his connection with the narwhal reaching an actual conscious level (arguably subconscious n emotional too bc i find it Curious his mood is poor right as the narwhal is repeatedly described as positively malding to the point its boss fight mechanic is literally a rage meter). ajax' power is growing. his destiny is starting to shift and something is drawing him to fontaine... right as the narwhal is getting close to finished with the primordial sea. funny how it overlaps eh. how it aligns 🤨🤨 why are they orbiting each other like this (they should kiss)

(& not to even Mention how ajax just Happened to get that absolutely exponential and borderline unbelievable feat of power spike in extending his foul legacy endurance as massively as he did. while. within the primordial sea. with his narwhal. who had at that point all but incorporated the power of that sea into itself. i s2g if childe was getting passive home turf co-op bonus exp with a 4x multiplier automatically the whole 40+ days 💀💀)

[androgynousfool]

Magneto discovering the new gen brainrot

[minniiaa]

Hades 2 Early Access is out so if you don’t hear from me just know I am out there seducing god mommies and daddies.

[thuringwedhil]

melkor's rehabilitation in valinor

I've been working on three separate silm pieces these past few days so instead of finishing one of them, i had to debut my manwe design with a meme

[localfandom]

tumblr is crazy cus you see someone say "my hand slipped" and suddenly a 50k+ word, 100 chapter, smut fanfic is gracing your screen

[its-hai-time]

Men are cool. Men are my friends.

[knightofspades]

Happy Birthday Rati!

ohhh i love her so much

[blood-feathers]

It is very sweet that your not only looking out for yourself but him as well.

I hope you two can be happy at some point.

Thank you, for being understanding. And for hoping. I hope, too. If only to see the world become a little kinder than the one I've known.

[agentplutonium]

Treasure: "Do you think we're soulmates in another universe?"

Porter: "Are we even soulmates in this one?"