#Detroit Become Humeme

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Connor: We are not mad, just disappointed.

Hank: Speak for yourself, I am FUCKIN' PISSED!

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Both RK800 and RK900 adapt behavior from their environment, right? That includes speech. So instead of being like "??????" whenever Gavin uses slang from his youth, Nines picks the phrases up and remembers them along with the context. As soon Gavin realizes this, he keeps making his sentences more ridiculous. It works. 

Because the next time they have to interrogate someone, RK900 opens the conversation in all seriousness with "Are you ready to spill the tea or are you gonna stay salty this whole time?"

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Gavin: Hey, help me with-

Hank: No.

Gavin: Yo tincan, do that for me-

Connor: Sorry, busy.

Gavin: WOW, rude. I'll remember all of that.

RK900: Do you want me to help you?

Gavin: A b s o l u t e l y n o t

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Markus: It's alright to ask for help!

Simon: You are not a burden.

North: Murder is okay.

Josh: And your feelings matter!

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Connor, at 3 a.m: Lieutenant, I've been reading a lot of fiction recently and stumbled across a common phrase used when characters transform into animals or similar. 'Fur replaces flesh'. Now this confused me, considering the fact that despite several animals having fur, they still have skin-

Hank, sleepily: Why are you in my room?

Nines: I do believe RK800 has a good point. For example-

Hank, suddenly very awake: Why are you in my house???

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Hank: *Is being his usual self*

Connor, activating his social programs: *Begins breakdancing gently* What's wrong, Lieutenant?

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Markus: What are you fighting about now?

Simon and North: About which one of us is going to give you their heart for Valentine's Day-

Markus, having flashbacks: nO

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The DPD likes to make Chuck Norris jokes but with Hank instead 

He acts like it’s annoying him, but secretly loves it  

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Connor, panically: That amount of alcohol is not healthy, Lieutenant!1!! 

Hank: