#EHEHHE

[pythonmoth]

more of cannibal!Simon bc im in love w him. @madsdawson you ask, and I shall deliver ♡

Simon wouldn't waste time and would prepare the best recipes with the spices you get him. he mixes them just perfectly so he can leave a little glass container in scene for you, knowing you'll take pretty pictures, and oh how he loves to see when you post them! ah, you're so silly.

he's getting a little bored of watching you from afar, a few steps ahead of you whenever you tried to meet him. but even then, you're never discouraged, always so happy to see the little treats he leaves for you, discreet notes telling you who what you're eating.

and then the curiosity gets to him.

one day when you're placing a little package of your favorite salted veggies on his porch so he can try them, the door opens and you nearly trip in your haste to step away. looking at him is just too much of a privilege! you wouldn't dare, not yet! but Simon's smiling down at you, his eyes glistening with amusement.

"I was expecting you. Come on in".

"This... is not our agreement" you mumble, but the excitement is just too much, so you follow him into his home.

it smells so nice, clean, filled with love and warmth; freshly baked bread and wine, the cologne you can recognize from the murder scenes dates, and garlic, so much garlic.

you aren't even dressed properly, gosh! You were just going home from work so now you're sweaty and unworthy of such delicacies, and it makes you pout.

but really, silly you, you don't have to worry about such things. Simon knew you were coming, he was following you this morning and has your routine memorized anyway, so he had a beautiful outfit prepared just for you. fits like a glove! (he's always closer than you think!

ah, to be sitting next to him, gorgeous and matching his silky shirt, and a feast in front of you! simon's spoiling you so much.

and when he hears you talk, listens to you as you tell him how you've been inspired, how you've been taking notes and that now you're able to identify the emotions the person was going through when he hunt them, simon's soooo touched.

obviously, he offers to teach you all he knows! but with one condition, only: you can't have anybody else in your life, or they'll be the next meal on your plate.

and so, you take out your notes and show him the list of things people close to you have done wrong so he can teach you identity which ones are only pigs ♡

› buy me a coffee ♡

[onmykneesforstraykids]

SEUNGMIN AUDIO

MDNI!! for all those seungmin stans out there (like me 🫦) this is for u 🫦🫦

Eheheheh😩😩😩

[ohnopeh]

"i miss you" "you say that again and i'll rip your tongue out of your head"

[nestedfeathers]

Siblings am i rite?

[nartothelar]

in the lanes! 🎳✨

go for the spare!! full speed ahead!

[krysissy]

How much do you want to bet Shadow panicked for a hot second when he realised Sonic wasn’t in his arms once they got back to Green Hill?

I'm willing to bet my life.

[monoreel]

SEVEN (2023)

[arkeusruin]

Aeon setting up a weird little quintosis trigger in dew's mind without him realizing and then when they're in band practice and Aeon does a little slide maneuver and something just clicks in dew's mind and he's just rahhhhh

[rovee-eats-art]

Happppyyy 4/13 ITS HOMESTUCK DAY

Finally made art for homestuck day, have this party scene from my dream

[starbright-sunset]

Longing for you

Prompt: Lingering glances Requested by: @seraphelid

“You have a staring problem” they’d say. Two Time knew this, they’ve always known this. Staring was just… A product of them being lost in thought, their mind being pulled into the deepest parts of itself. They didn’t mean to stare. Or well, they didn’t mean to stare most of the time. But right now? Their gaze lingered on something, someone, who they wished to get closer to. Someone who their heart was desiring more than anything else. More than food, more than water, more than they love and adoration for the spawn itself. Their chest tightened, their gray cloudy eyes widened slightly whenever they’d see him. Who was this “him” you’re asking? It was Elliot. Sweet and kind Elliot. Ready and willing Elliot. The one who, time and time again, has come to the survivalist’s rescue with his life saving slices of delicious pizza. Two Time couldn’t stop themselves from staring, watching the way Elliot’s body moved. It wasn’t a lustful stare, no, may the spawn forgive them if they were to ever admire someone in such a manner without their blessing! It was more… Loving, adoring, a sort of longing look that screamed “I want you, please see me.”. Because that’s true, that’s so deeply true. Two Time wanted to be noticed, they wanted their LOVE and AFFECTION noticed by the pizza delivery boy. They’d do anything for it really. So when Elliot approached them when they didn’t need healing it felt like a dream to them. His fluffy yellow hair bunched up under his visor, some being pulled back into a delicate ponytail, his red and black uniform gently squeezing his pudgy body, a smile decorating that oh so adorable face of his, Two Time could feel their tail begin to wag with delight. What could Elliot want from them? “H-Hey! Two Time! Could I uh… Could I talk to you for a bit?” “Of course!” The former cultist exclaimed with glee, their uncomfortable smile spreading over their face. They loved Elliot’s voice, adored it, craved it even! But they’d never say that. That would be weird to admit out loud, wouldn’t it? Elliot just let out a small laugh, feeling a touch uneasy when the other smiled but decided to brush it off. “W-Well… I uh- I just wanted to tell you something… I-If it wouldn’t take up too much of your time!” Two Time blinked and slowly nodded, clasping their hands behind their back as they waited patiently. “I just…” Elliot started, his voice trailing off a bit as he tried to find the words to say. “I-I just uh… Wanted to tell you “thank you” for the times you’ve pulled the killer away from me… I-It’s really nice that you felt I was important enough to do that…! Y-You don’t need to risk yourself for me, b-but I really appreciate it.”

Oh! Two Time couldn’t believe what they were hearing! Elliot? Being appreciative of their efforts to keep him safe and sound despite having no real means of doing so? Their heart was fluttering! Their tail was wagging faster than they realized. Their smile getting wider. They felt like this was a dream by all means, so caught up in their thoughts that it took them an embarrassing amount of time to realize Elliot was speaking again, trying to get their attention. “Two Time? Are you listening to me?” Two Time blinked and nodded quickly, relaxing themselves before they spoke. “May the spawn forgive me, Elliot, I was just a little caught up in my thoughts! To hear such words of praise from you… Made me very happy! No one else seems so appreciative of what I do, simply casting me away as “another person to save”. I am so happy you recognize my efforts! I will continue to assist you whenever you need me. Please, do not forget that.” Elliot laughed a little once the survivalist was done talking, lifting up a hand to wave it slightly. “I-It’s okay, Two Time… Y-You don’t need to constantly throw yourself into danger for me… B-But I do appreciate it a lot. A-And I’ll make sure to have your back if you need healing! Pinky promise!” Elliot smiled, making Two Time’s heart flutter once more as the pizza delivery boy started to walk away. “I-I uh… I just wanted to thank you, Two Time! Please… Please don’t be scared to come to me if you need me, okay?” Two Time didn’t want the other to leave. Not now, not ever. They wanted to drink in that smile, drown in that honeyed voice, but they didn’t make any attempts to keep Elliot there. They just smiled and nodded. “Of course! May the spawn bless you for all of your efforts, Elliot…” Two Time bit back the sadness in their voice as they spoke, watching Elliot walk away after they had properly finished their interaction. They stared, cloudy eyes filled with longing. Oh how they wish Elliot would notice them, notice their feelings, their desires. Maybe another time…

[okratic]

Happy birthday to meeeeee, ain't no reason why these are all amazing. Finally my three weed smoking gfs

[vincedoll]

My favorite silly boy

[chamm0y]

Is the meme you posted true?? Carrier Shockwave?? He exists in this fandom?! Thank you thank you thank you thank you—

that's right my dear anon, this is a carrier shockwave house 🙏🏻‼️ soundwave may have had the cassettes but that doesn't mean shockwave can't have fun either (⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠)

[entomolog-t]

ME TO! I ALSO WANT AN AOTOGRAPH!

Sorry I ran out of paper-

[samuniverse108]

The giggler.

I am the giggler.

Ehehehheeheheheheh

[ichangemyusertoomuch]

ik it's rly hard, but choose one :]