#EHS Consultants- Dubai

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[nabeelarasheeda]

EHS consultants play a crucial role in helping businesses navigate the complexities of environmental, health, and safety regulations in the UAE. By collaborating with EHS Trakhees, these consultants ensure that organizations comply with the stringent safety standards set by the Dubai Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing. Their expertise not only helps in mitigating risks but also enhances operational efficiency, promoting a culture of safety and sustainability within the workplace.

[lidwinupgro]

Why Walker Davis Should Be Your First? Stop Before Booking That One-Way

So, you’ve decided to trade the desert sands for some down-under adventures? Craving kangaroos, barbecues, and perhaps the occasional “G’day, mate!” greeting from your future Aussie neighbors? Well, hold your horses—or should we say koalas?—because before you start practicing your Australian accent, there’s one crucial step: finding the right immigration consultants in Dubai.

Walker Davis, the superhero team of immigration, minus the capes but with all the expertise. Here's why you should choose Walker Davis before you start Googling "how to survive Australian wildlife."

1. They're Not Just Consultants—They're Dream Weavers

At Walker Davis, they don’t just handle paperwork; they help turn your dreams of moving to Australia into reality. Think of them as the fairy godparents of immigration, waving their magic wands (okay, fine, pens) to ensure your journey to Australia is as smooth as butter on Vegemite toast.

2. Because Paperwork Shouldn’t Feel Like Wrestling a Crocodile

If you thought learning to say “aluminium” the Aussie way was tough, wait until you see the immigration forms. But worry not! The folks at Walker Davis have navigated more paperwork than a kangaroo has hops. They’ll make sure your visa process is more “no worries, mate” and less “crikey, what do I do next?”

3. They Speak Aussie, Eh?

Walker Davis consultants are fluent in the language of Australian immigration laws. They know the ins and outs, the dos and don’ts, and they can guide you better than a GPS in Sydney’s CBD. Plus, they’ll give you all the tips on how to blend in seamlessly—starting with mastering the art of saying “mate” at the end of every sentence.

4. Avoid the "Drop Bear" of Immigration Mistakes

Ever heard of drop bears? (Google it, we’ll wait.) They’re a mythical Aussie creature, but immigration mistakes? Those are very real. Walker Davis is here to ensure you don’t fall prey to any nasty surprises in your visa process. Consider them your shield against the unexpected—and no, we don’t mean kangaroo punches.

5. Their Success Rate Is as High as Uluru

Walker Davis boasts a success rate as impressive as Australia’s iconic rock formation. When it comes to getting you that visa, they’ve got a track record that’ll make you say, “Struth! I’m in good hands!”

So, why Walker Davis?

Because moving to Australia is a big step, and you deserve consultants who make it feel like a walk in the park—or should we say, a walk in the bush? With their expertise, humor, and a deep understanding of what it takes to start fresh down under, Walker Davis is your ultimate partner in this journey.

Ready to swap sand dunes for sandy beaches? Reach out to Walker Davis, the best immigration consultants in Dubai. They’ll have you saying “G’day, Australia!” in no time.

[ehsconsultants]

What is in emergency first aid?

Emergency first aid refers to the initial care provided to someone who has been injured or is experiencing a sudden illness. The primary goals of basic first aid are to preserve life, prevent the condition from worsening, and promote recovery. While not a substitute for professional medical care, CRP first aid can make a significant difference in the outcome of an emergency situation. Here are some common elements of emergency first aid:

1. Assessment:

Ensure your safety and the safety of others.

Assess the situation and identify any potential hazards.

Check the person's responsiveness and breathing.

2. Activation of Emergency Medical Services (EMS):

Call for professional medical help by dialing the emergency number.

3. CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation):

If the person is not breathing or has no pulse, CPR may be necessary. This involves chest compressions and rescue breaths.

4. AED (Automated External Defibrillator):

Use an AED if available. AEDs can deliver an electric shock to the heart to restore a normal rhythm in cases of sudden cardiac arrest.

5. Control of Bleeding:

Apply direct pressure to wounds to control bleeding.

Elevate the injured limb if possible.

Use a tourniquet as a last resort if bleeding cannot be controlled by other means.

6. Treatment of Shock:

Keep the person warm.

Have them lie down with their legs elevated (unless it causes further injury).

7. Treatment of Burns:

Cool the burn with running water for at least 10 minutes.

Cover the burn with a clean, non-stick bandage.

8. Treatment of Fractures and Sprains:

Immobilize the injured area.

Use a splint if available.

9. Choking Maneuver:

Perform the Heimlich maneuver for a conscious choking victim.

10. Seizure Management:

Protect the person from injury by moving nearby objects.

Place the person on their side after the seizure to maintain an open airway.

11. Assisting with Medications:

Assist the person in taking any prescribed medications if necessary.

12. Providing Comfort and Reassurance:

Keep the person calm and reassured.

Offer comfort and support.

It's important to note that first aid techniques may vary based on the specific situation and the resources available. Additionally, receiving formal first aid training from certified organizations can enhance your ability to respond effectively in emergency situations.

HABC Level 3 Award in Emergency first Aid at Work is a one-day course that offers the basics of first aid treatment in an emergency, such as incident or accident in the workplace, or the sudden illness of a colleague or customer. Emergency first aid at workplace courses offer a convenient, complete, and ongoing solution to meeting regional workplace compliance standards in CPR, AED and encompass adult, child, and infant CPR and first aid skills, and incorporate Automated External Defibrillator (AED) training.

HABC Level 3 Award in Emergency first Aid at Work is approved by Dubai Corporation for Ambulance Services, Dubai municipality, Trakhees, Dubai Aviation City Corporation.

Call For Registration & Get Certified!

+971 52 416 9197 | info@ehsconsultants.com | www.ehsconsultants.com

EHS Consultants

Office no. 209, second floor, Brashy Building

Near Onpassive Metro Station, Sheik Zayed Road

Dubai, UAE

[conservesolutionae]

Top LEED Consultant in Dubai, UAE | Estidama Consultancy Services , Sustainable Engineering Solutions

Sustainability design seeks to reduce negative impacts on the environment and health and comfort of building occupants, thereby improving building performance. The basic objectives of sustainability are to reduce consumption of non-renewable resources, minimize waste, and create healthy, productive environments.

Sustainable design is being adopted globally which are being assessed based on certain rating system developed by global body or respective local bodies. Dubai has its own sustainability rating system called Al Sa’fat alongside of EHS, Estidama.

Conserve which has executed wide number of projects in sustainability especially in middle east region of Dubai and Qatar offers sustainability services in all the relevant Sustainable rating system like LEED, Al Sa’fat, EHS, Estidama, Pearl and GSAS etc., Conserve Sustainability division is teamed up with well experienced staff exclusively in sustainability rating and Green Building

[esgagile]

ESG's Benefit for EHS Professionals

We are an ESG Consultant; Environmental health and safety specialists have been reporting on workplace environmental health and safety. Attaining regulatory standards and reducing reputational risk were the initial goals of EHS. This was only a requirement for a few high-risk businesses, such as manufacturing chemicals and construction. EHS still needs to be a top concern for most firms in several nations. However, during the past few years, EHS trends have substantially changed. The perspective of EHS has significantly evolved with the development of corporate social responsibility, sustainability, and Environmental, Social, and Governance (ESG) principles.

In our role as ESG Reporting consultant in Dubai, Businesses are now motivated to go beyond compliance on issues about EHS. Business success is no longer solely determined by financial gain or the "bottom line" but by a company's "triple bottom line," combining the three Ps: Profit, People, and Planet. To estimate a company's future based on financial and non-financial repercussions, this triple bottom line is now of enormous relevance to internal and external stakeholders. The advantages of these evolving trends for EHS professionals include increased funding for EHS data collecting and monitoring, capital expenditures on EHS technology, employee training opportunities, and room for advancement for EHS managers.

As an expert ESG Strategy in Dubai, the investing community uses ESG (Environmental Social Governance) as a metric to assess a company's non-financial effect and project future profitability. The majority of quantifiable ESG metrics, as seen in the diagram above, are provided by and position EHS experts at the forefront of the business. Therefore, it is reasonable to assume that EHS issues will become increasingly important to company leadership as ESG gains more excellent value for internal and external stakeholders in the future, leading organizations to make long-term commitments to ESG targets.

As an ESG Consultant in Dubai, more money will be invested in solutions and equipment that EHS managers use to track and report thorough, accurate, and timely ESG/EHS indicators, including greenhouse gas emissions and potential dangers. Additionally, more money will be spent on training EHS managers and employing seasoned EHS specialists to stay up-to-date and go above and beyond compliance. Businesses are not required by law or mandate to report on ESG principles. However, worldwide regulatory reporting requirements are growing, and shareholders and aware investors are pressuring companies to do so.

Being an ESG Reporting consultant in Dubai, Supply chains call for increased transparency and reporting on ESG consequences. Competent and ethical businesses know the importance of freely disclosing ESG data to demonstrate their overall performance and dedication to ESG goals and the UN Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). Before ESG reporting becomes mandatory and prospects for growth and collaborations are lost, firms that have yet to keep up have a golden chance for their EHS managers to see these evolving trends and press leadership for a shift in business strategy.

EHS and ESG will continue to converge as the business matures and becomes more conscious of its effects on people and the environment. With the pandemic here, considering factors other than financial results is more important than ever. As a result, the future of EHS is bright about ESG, and field managers should be eager to meet these challenges and well-equipped to do so.

[spongki]

tangina, ang lungkot.

tila ba'y lagi akong napag-iiwanan.

magbebente-uno na 'ko sa susunod na tatlong buwan pero second year college pa rin/lang ako. sorry na in advanced dahil mahaba-haba 'to, wala kasi akong mapagsabihan.

ganito kasi 'yan: nag-leave of absence ako nung april 2022, nung second sem ng second year ko. syempre ang dami nang nangyari sa loob ng mahigit anim na buwan; nagretiro si papa at umuwi ng pilipinas tapos nagka-anak ate ko, eh silang dalawa 'yung nagpapaaral sa'kin. sa la salle pa naman ako nag-aaral noon. edi gapang. ayoko nang dumagdag pa, lalo na't hirap na hirap akong mag-aral nung panahon na 'yun (online class pa kasi). kung sakali kasing tinuloy ko 'yung sem na 'yun mamumulubi kami tapos ako naman 'tong hindi nag-aaral nang maayos. kahit hindi maganda relasyon namin ng magulang ko, may konsensiya pa naman ako (haha). edi ayun, dun na nagkaloko-loko. sabi ko maghahanap ako ng trabaho kasi hiyang-hiya na 'ko sa pamilya ko lalo na sa ate ko. textbook definition ng palamunin. hindi ako makapaghanap ng trabaho, ni sa pagkain at pagligo hindi ko magawa nang maayos, kasi parati lang tumatakbo sa isip ko noon ay mas dadali ang lahat nang 'to kung magpakamatay na lang ako.

nag-suggest ako na lumipat ng state university pero hindi naman ako natanggap sa original kong program (psychology). nganga na naman, nausog sa 2026 ang graduation ko. imbis na makatulong kaagad, dagdag na naman ng taon. alam ko naman na marami nang nakaranas ng ganito eh. aba, napaka-special ko naman kung ako lang nag-iisa sa mundo na may ganitong problema. 'sus ko, oldest sakit sa ulo in the book yata 'yang matrikula at pagtigil sa pag-aaral. ang sa'kin lang, can't i feel a sense of normalcy in my life for once? bakit parang lahat ng desisyon ko palpak?

tangina, problema ko rin kasi 'yung hindi ako nakakalabas. mag-aaral pa 'ko ng psychology eh sa lagay na 'to, mukhang ako pa ang magiging pasyente. mga tropa ko nung high school may mga bago nang kaibigan na nakikala nila sa college. ang maganda syempre 'pag pumapasok sa school ay 'yung baon at 'yung nakakalabas ka kahit papaano. may nakakausap kang tao. eh ako? mga poster sa pader ko.

pakiramdam ko nga ngayon quarantined pa rin ako. buti pa nung pandemic, pare-parehas tayong nagdudusa. eh ito, ako lang ang kulelat. nung nag-grade 11 ako sa dubai, nagsi-uwian mga tropa ko sa pilipinas. tapos nung na-enjoy ko na buhay ko sa dubai dahil sa mga bagong kaibigan ko, bigla namang nagdesisyon mga magulang kong i-uwi ako ng pilipinas. 'yun nga lang, sa probinsya naman ako pinag-aral hindi sa maynila, kaya nangulila pa rin ako.

hay, ewan ko. ayoko na nga sanang malulong sa pag-aawa sa sarili ko dahil alam kong wala naman 'tong kwentang maidudulot pero puta, ang saklap eh. parang ayaw akong maging masaya. parang nakatadhana na atang mabuhay at mamatay akong mag-isa. siguro sa paningin ng iba, o baka sa paningin mo, napakababaw lang ng problema ko. siguro nga. pero sa akin lang, iilang detalye lang naman ang binahagi ko. kung ibubuhos ko lahat ng pangyayari at damdamin ko rito, baka singilin mo pa 'ko ng consultation fee.

[stalwartgulf]

Dangerous Goods Handling Safety Training

EHS Management Consultants offer comprehensive training and education that is required by law for persons involved in the handling, transport of dangerous goods and carrying out dangerous goods activities. Our certification adds a valued personal qualification to facilitate effective procedures, minimize risk and provide strong quality assurance. Dangerous goods handling safety training is approved by KHDA, Dubai municipality, Trakhees, Dubai Aviation City Corporation.

GOALS AND OBJECTIVES

·         Monitor compliance according to Dangerous goods regulations

·         Understand the responsibilities of both employer and employee

·         Identify hazardous substances by product and company

·         Hierarchy of control measures

·         Identify the procedures required to handle the dangerous goods

·         Identify the risks and dangers associated with hazardous substances

·         Identify the methods of dealing with exposure to them

·         Selection of personal protective equipment

  TOPICS

·         Introduction to Dangerous goods

·         Dangerous goods regulations

·         Hazards related with Dangerous goods handling

·         Risk assessment & control measures

·         Safe handling, storage, and transport

·         Material safety data sheets

·         Implementation of the GHS for labelling

·         Employee & Employers responsibilities

AUDIENCE

This dangerous goods handling safety training is intended for:

·         Personnel involved with use, handling, storage or transport of hazardous substances or dangerous goods

·         Health & safety worker representatives

·         Managers, Supervisors

  EHS Consultants Dubai: Unit No. 209 - Second floor

Brashy Building، 319th Rd,

Near Al Safa- Metro Station

Sheikzayed Road - Dubai - United Arab Emirates

Call For Registration & Get Certified! +971 4 239 3639 | +971 55 654 3639

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[leverage-ot3]

notable moments from The Homecoming Job

leverage 1.02

Dr. LeRoque: Pardon me, Mr. uh?

Nate: Oh, uh, Nathan Ford. You’re Dr. LeRoque?

Dr. LeRoque: Can I talk to you outside?

Perry: Doc, he’s cool, I found him on the internet.

Dr. LeRoque: Yes, that never goes badly. (to Nate) With me.

Nate: Uh… I’ll be in touch.

(Perry hands him the flash drive and Nate follows the doctor out of the room)

okay but big mood “I found him on the Internet” “that never goes badly”

but also,,, bruh we NEED to know how their clients found them,,, like ??? H O W

- - - - -

Dr. LeRoque: You can’t just come in here and get his hopes up!

Nate: I’m just here to provide options.

Dr. LeRoque: There are no options.

Nate: The Veteran’s hospital …

Dr. LeRoque: Is 400 miles away and has a five month waiting list. Everybody in that rehab room is a reservist. When reservists get out they get sent home no matter where home is or how far it is from the treatment they need. Nobody thought this through. We’re not a rich hospital, I cashed in every favor I had to take care of these kids for as long as I could but I have to go back in there and tell Perry we can’t treat him anymore. I have to do that. Run your scam on somebody with money.

Nate: It’s not a scam. I’m here to help.

Dr. LeRoque: People don’t just show up to help. That’s not the way the world works.

leverage really called out the us government’s negligence and neglect for veterans in episode TWO and we stan them so hard for it

leverage said “go big or go home” from the VERY beginning

- - - - -

[Audition Room]

Sophie: Why? Why? I can’t live like this anymore. With the lies and the filth. No. Help me. I want to be clean. I want to be clean.

(two directors watching are overwhelmed by just how awful Sophie is)

Rogers: Yeah, you understand this is a soap commercial, right?

Sophie: Uh huh. When I thought about Peggy I came up with this idea that the dirt was really this giant metaphor, for sin.

(Sophie’s cell rings, she glances at her purse)

Rogers: You should take that. No, no you should take that.

Sophie: Oh. (answers phone) Hello? When? (hangs up) Peggy killed her first husband.

Rogers: Thank you

I literally scream every time I LOVE SOPHIE S O MUCH WHAT THE FUCK

- - - - -

[Parking Lot]

(one man is laying on the hood of a car and another falls on top of him. Eliot turns away from the car as the last man pulls a gun on him. They stare at each other for a moment, then a phone rings)

Eliot: That you or me?

(man seems unsure as the phone continues to ring)

Eliot: Could be important. Does your mama have your number?

(man looks down and Eliot grabs the gun, punching the man in the neck. The man goes down, choking. Eliot unloads the gun and tosses it away before pulling out his phone and answering it)

Eliot: Yeah? Nothing, why?

“nothing”? I’m-

- - - - -

(guard walks by a painting hanging in a museum gallery. He looks away for a moment, and when he looks back a rope is dangling where the painting had been. A cell phone rings)

Parker: Parker. Shh. No, I wasn’t shushing you.

I love her, your honor

- - - - -

(Parker, Eliot and Sophie come around the corner and head down the hall)

Parker: From the first job?

Eliot: Yeah.

Parker: I put all that money in a Swiss bank account.

Eliot: Millions of dollars and you didn’t buy anything?

Parker: I don’t like stuff, I like money.

Sophie: I bought a little retirement home, an island.

Eliot: Nice.

Sophie: In Dubai. And Tokyo.

Parker: What about you?

(they reach the door which has a small envelope with Sophie’s name written on it. Sophie takes it off the door and opens it)

Eliot: Yeah, I’m not about to tell two known thieves what I did with a multi-million dollar payout.

Sophie: Don’t you trust us?

(Eliot doesn’t answer.)

- - - - -

Hardison: This is our new cover story. Welcome to Leverage Consulting and Associates, founded in 1913 by the great Harland Leverage the Third.

(Hardison points to a painting on the wall of an older man that greatly resembles Nate)

Sophie: I’m sorry. Nate is going to kill you.

Eliot: Did you paint that?

Hardison: I’m gifted.

Eliot: That’s weird

HARLAND LEVERAGE THE THIRD

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Hardison: Now Leverage Consulting Inc. is squeaky clean, all corporate taxes on record as being paid for the last ninety years. (He gives them each a cell and a folder) All your identities as partners, your payroll taxes are paid, you guys have pension plans and dental, those are employment records, case files and company newsletters.

(the group walks the halls of the Leverage offices as they discuss the files)

Parker: In 1998 I won the sack race at the 4th of July picnic. Cool.

Hardison: Now these, these are your offices. Now you can bring something like a photo, you know what, a plant! I’m a big supporter of dandelions.

hardison goes hardcore when coming up with backstories

- - - - -

(Hardison opens doors to a conference room that holds a long table with many chairs around it. One wall is dedicated to large TV screens)

Sophie: Nice.

Eliot: My man.

Hardison: Long version or the short version?

Sophie: Short.

Eliot: Short version.

Parker: Shortest.

(Hardison hits a remote the TV screens illustrate his explanation)

Hardison: Photo and video forensics programs, back doors into every electronic banking system in the world, running heuristic data crawls all over the news sites to find our clients, oh also!

Parker: This is the short version?

Hardison: Facial recognition database tied into CIA, NSA and the FBI. But, the real pièce de résistance (changes screens to sports games) DirectTV HD Total Sports Package. NFL, NBA and I threw in a little bit of hockey ‘cause I know you people like that.

Eliot: Hockey.

hardison nests SO HARD

like, bring in all the highest tech into your cozy new office you designed for you and your fellow adopted criminals? heck yeah

- - - - -

Nate: Our client is the cameraman. Corporal Robert Perry. He says that the Castleman contractors spooked and started firing.

Eliot: 5.56 NATO rounds mixed in with some 9 mils from the sub-machine guns. Insurgents would have used AK-47s with 7.62 ammo. It has more of a... (hits the back of his hand to his palm) crack. Contractors shot 'em up all right.

Parker: You ID’d the weapon from the gunshot sound?

Eliot: It has a very distinctive sound

D I S T I N C T I V E

- - - - -

Nate: Yes, and lobbyists in every office in Washington, DC. The problem with a cover-up is all the paperwork it takes to keep the lies straight.

Hardison: Internal emails, memos.

Nate: Exactly.

- - - - -

[Roof]

[Hardison and Parker are wearing black and connected to repelling gear)

Hardison: I gotta go back to the office I just remembered something.

Parker (adjusting Hardison’s harness): What?

Hardison: I just remembered gravity and the squishiness of all my manly bits.

Parker: I designed this rig myself. The line is carbon fiber. Five point harness. Weight support here, here, and here. Auto-breaking resistance on the main pulley back here.

Hardison: Okay cool, so it’s tested?

Parker: Not yet.

Hardison: Not yet? When the hell was you gonna test it?

(Parker pushes Hardison off the roof. She smiles, he screams)

Parker: Big baby.

(she jumps after him. Hardison screams until he stops upside down. Parker lowers herself to his side)

Hardison: Seriously? Seriously

hardison’s first time rappelling decidedly Did Not Go Well

- - - - -

Sophie: My company’s focused on meeting senators, but I’m thinking congressmen.

DuFort: You know the great thing about congressmen? Fifty, a hundred grand well spent will get one elected, but then once they’re in the incumbency rate is over 95 percent so you can get an average 18, 20 years’ use out of one of them. In these uncertain times buying a United States congressman is one of the best investments a corporation can make.

[DuFort’s Office]

Hardison: Oh I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. I’m a professional criminal and I find that disturbing

they’re going at america’s THROAT in this one and I love it. thank you john rogers

- - - - -

(while DuFort is distracted Sophie pulls out his wallet and removes the RFID card with her teeth. DuFort takes off his coat to look at the stain)

I am but a simple gay and this was Hot™

- - - - -

the phones hardison gave the team have six main buttons: internet, text, files, to-do, id scan, and mail

- - - - -

Nate: Parker, what’s the status of the voicelock?

[DuFort’s Office]

Parker: Uh, I’ve been sampling DuFort’s speech but I still need a few more sounds.

[Private Party]

Nate: How many?

[DuFort’s Office]

Parker: Well I only need the sounds puh, tuh, oo, ah, eh, oh, ah, ke, a, ef.

[Private Party]

Nate: Ah, only those. Eliot.

(Eliot walks by carrying two trays of appetizers)

Eliot: I’m on it. Pardon. (approaches Sophie and DuFort) Hello.

Sophie: Ooh. Mmm.

Eliot: (to DuFort) Appetizer, sir?

DuFort: Sure, what do you got?

Eliot: I’ve got the pâté d’escargot avec bière d'Argentine and (looks at second tray and grimaces) what looks like old duck, kind of greasy.

DuFort: I guess I’ll have the first one.

Eliot: Of course.

(Eliot offers him the second tray and Dufort looks at him expectantly)

DuFort: Well? May I have some?

Eliot: The greasy duck?

Sophie: Oh, no, no, no, I wouldn’t have the greasy duck.

Eliot: No I wouldn’t suggest it.

DuFort: No, the other one.

(Eliot pretends confusion)

DuFort: The the pâté d’escargot with the bière d'Argentine!

Eliot: Excellent choice sir (gives DuFort the first tray).

DuFort: (takes food) Who is this clown?

[DuFort’s Office]

Parker: Pretty good. Got most of them. Okay, now all I need is ef, uh and kuh.

[Private Party]

(DuFort spits out the appetizer he has taken)

DuFort: This is shrimp!

Eliot: Very good then. (walks away)

DuFort: It’s shrimp you stupid F----!

[DuFort’s Office]

Parker: Oh, there they are. Really loud too

parker being so competent and knowledgeable about voice activation codes? amazing. iconic.

and the whole scene with eliot and the food? hilarious.

also there already another meta post about this but this scene shows just how SMART eliot is,,, like coming up with that on spot??? don’t get me wrong, hardison is “the smartest man [any of them know]” but damn

- - - - -

continuing list of non-weapon objects eliot uses as weapons:

an IV stand

+ bonus

nate: the defibrillator/AED

- - - - -

Perry: Mr. Ford!

(Perry pushes a defibrillator towards Nate, who grabs the paddles. The first man runs toward Eliot with a knife, but Eliot grabs his arm and pushes him toward Nate)

Nate: Hello.

(Nate hits the man in the chest with the defibrillator paddles and he flies backward, unconscious)

eliot looking Impressed™ at nate for that

- - - - -

Eliot: Play time’s over Nate, it’s only a matter of time before they come after us. The tall one, the way he used a knife, ex-Marine, probably Force Recon.

Hardison: You ID’d a guy off his knife-fighting style?

Eliot: It’s a very distinctive style.

two distinctives in one episode

- - - - -

Hardison: I didn’t sign up for any of this. What I did before, nobody got hurt.

Sophie: I stole paintings for a living.

Parker: I never hurt anybody.

Eliot: I actually hurt people, so…

LMFAO eliot but also- notice that sophie never said that she never hurt people, she just said she stole paintings for a living

- - - - -

Sophie: Nate, if anything had happened to this kid--

Nate: You know you guys called on me. You remember? You begged me to run the crew, agreed to play by my rules. Now walk out if you have a problem with that. Walk out any day if you have a problem with that. It’s simple.

(everyone looks hesitant)

Eliot: We finish this one.

Parker: Just one

PSH like any of y’all believe that

- - - - -

Hardison: How do we hit ‘em?

Sophie: Congressman Jenkins, he’s our in. Looked me straight in the eye and told me he’d never even heard of the shooting.

Parker: So?

Sophie: Looked me in the eye? When men are telling me the truth they’re not looking me in the eye. A man only ever looks a woman in the eye when he’s making the effort to lie to her.

Eliot: ...Well you can’t argue with that.

Hardison: Noted and filed

LMFAO

- - - - -

Nate: All right, Jenkins is DuFort’s pet congressman, let’s see if we can get him to bite. The best way to get two people to reveal a secret, get ‘em to turn on each other.

- - - - -

Sophie: You should look out for the signs congressman. Missed phone calls, no more little favors.

Jenkins: Those are the same signs that your wife is cheating on you.

Sophie: That’s right.

Jenkins: What am I supposed to do when that happens?

Sophie (hands him her card): Play the field

- - - - -

Hardison: Congressman Jenkins is very careful. No direct bribes but he’s renovating his house and so far he’s received over $600,000 worth of work for a little over fifty grand.

(Hardison brings up pictures of Jenkins’ house on the screens)

Eliot: Castleman owns the contracting company, huh?

Hardison: I mean, he’s going through like three shell companies but yeah. And this man loves his house. Just check out his web browsing habits.

(Hardison changes the image to a website for wood panels)

Hardison: Look here, see the man spent three weeks picking out the perfect mahogany wood panels. This site is like wood porn.

Eliot: Is his house finished?

Hardison: Not even close.

Eliot: Can I borrow your phone?

Hardison takes out his phone, dials for Eliot and hands it to him.

Eliot (on phone): Hello? Yes, I’d like to cancel delivery on some mahogany wood paneling. Please.

(Hardison tries to help, Eliot walks away)

Eliot: The Jenkins house. Yeah, you know what, do me a favor man, just go ahead and cancel the whole order. Yes sir.

(Eliot leaves the room as Nate enters with a bowl of popcorn and two beers)

Nate: What’s he doing?

Hardison: Yanking the congressman’s chain

I love chaotic (pre)boyfriends

plus at one point it high hey looked like they were holding hands

and eliot’s SMILE at hardison ,,, you soft man, you never stood a chance

- - - - -

Hardison: A woo--whoa, whoa! A wood-- a wooden box?

Nate: A wooden box.

Hardison: Wood? Well, we can put a man on the moon but all our laws go into a wooden box.

- - - - -

Hardison: I mean, break a law, everybody’s done that, my mama’s done that but steal a law. Oh, she’s gonna be a legend baby.

(on screen, C-SPAN news shows the Senate floor where Parker is walking to “The Hopper”. She waves at the camera and puts the fake bill into box.

Parker: The eagle has landed.

Nate: It’s in!

Hardison: Uhn! Go ahead girl! Sexyness! Unh. Rrrnnn.

Nate: Might want to ease up on that a little bit.

Hardison: Just saying.

Nate: Yeah.

Hardison: Between me and you. Between me and you.

Nate: Never leaves the room.

adorable “the eagle has landed” parker + already-gone-for-her hardison ,,, I love it here

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(also, again I am reminded that there is a 250 text block limit so imma have to make a part two and apparently this is my life now)

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Her

It was like June 2020 when I started playing with Kristine. That was also the time na she got laid off so we got the chance na magkalaro sa game full time. It was also the time na, I slowly opened up to her. Because I have strong walls eh, I do not let people come in my life easily. Since Kristine looks sincere and a listener to me, I gave her the way to get in. I talk about my rants about how my day goes and my relationship status with Joan. There is something about her that makes me want to know her more. There are many things na napagkakasunduan namin that leads to laughing and feeling na magaan lang kausap. I also liked that she is interested in the Game that I am playing, We shared things from the moment she started playing pc games back then, her ex gf's, her dramas in life, her fam, her girlfriend but not too much of it. She shares her problem too, the same goes with me.

Back then, I got curious about Kristine because of the stories that I have heard from Joan about her and her ex-gf and the toxicity of her relationship with Rose.

I admit she got my sympathy. Reminded me of my past relationship and how she handled it. Later on, whenever Kristine goes back here in Manila for a vacation, she always invites us. So I have no choice but to go with Joan though I am way too shy na makihalubilo sa mga tao.

By the first time that I met Kristine she was with her ex-gf Siena. There was nothing special or any thing that I felt. I was just nervous meeting her. Idk. Because I feel like she is intimidating. It was just a stage of knowing her, but she was nice naman. That time I remember Joan blocked her on my fb friend's list because of some reasons that i am not sure of, like Jealousy. Joan is always jealous which make me feel like hindi ako katiwa tiwalang tao. Lol. Grabe lang. And since then, Kristine unblocked me.

Way back 2018, I casually message her, like saying Hi, Hello, a little update of my day, and a little sharing of how me and Joan is doing.

I remember that it was also the time that she is trying to open up about her problems with Siena and so i made a GC where me, Joan and tine are messaging so she will not think too much back in Dubai.

I think she was on the verge of breaking up with Siena?

I have work back then so our exchange of messages was not that constant.

Joan used to rant at Kristine about me and how our life have been, which I do not like. Kasi nahihiya ako na kailangan pa ilabas ang mga bagay bagay na hindi naman dapat. There are times I feel uncomfortable kapag sinasabihan din ako ni Tine about our probs. But i just shrugged it off na lang.

It was also the time that I am focus to Joan too.

'Til Pandemic came. I am so happy may kalaro na ako sa game and that is her. Most of the time we play during afternoons, we also got the chance to try voice call each other on Messenger.

Then there goes the story, we talk a lot, shared a lot and our game time is way fun because she is a good team mate.

She was a good listener. And she understands me. Not all the time she is in favor of me, there are times she helps me understand things.

But most of the time, She makes me feel valid.

August came and Joan celebrated her birthday.

September and I celebrated mine, and I received a gift from her, it was a cake. She told me in Whatsapp that it was for me only. She just made it look like it was also for Joan since she never gave her any present last month.

October came, and I decided to make a surprise for her birthday, I'm talking about Kristine here. And so I did. We call her through VC in Messenger and I greeted her in my Facebook Gaming page, and made an appreciation post for her in my IG, which she really liked.

November came and I broke my thoughts to her. It was my nephew's birthday, Ethan.

I told her through Whatsapp that I liked her. That I liked her back then because of some reasons like, She went through hell in her relationships yet she stood up, etc. and my curiosity ate me.

I told her I might not feel uncomfortable talking to her because she already knew my secret that I like her. Then Kristine said, Bakit naman?

I asked her am I not likeable? She answered me, it's not that I am not likeable, she also said that she knew that I am a good person, and she reminded me that it was wrong. I told her I have no intentions of ruining her and Kamille. I just wanted her to know that I liked her, period.

Then we played a game, shared some secrets and stuff, because I started to trust her na.

Then as days goes by, we play constant and we talk mostly.

She even shared to me the time she went to sleep over with workmates because Kamille and her had an argument. We had our first Video Call in Messenger the next day before she go to work. Send me photos that I asked her too cause I am not seeing her lately.

We still talk even at her work hours, I listen to her work rants and stuff.

Then came an issue of this gaming headset that she wants to give me without malice as claimed by Kristine. Joan did not like the gesture. So, we talked secretly and talk about it. We agreed not to pursue the headset anymore.

December came and yah, we still play. I found out she resigned at her work.

I had an issue with a basher of my page, so I have to deactivate my gaming page and make an investigation who the hell is she.

So my attention draws closer to the game itself and also Kristine. and stop streaming for a while, She decided to install the Global server instead of using Garena for months because she is running out of VPN's to use for free anymore.

I felt like we have this kind of understanding where she gets me. And she agreed. But sometimes she sends me mixed signals.

I came to a point where I became confused.

I felt the need to share this because I am having these "time bomb" like feelings that if I cannot find a way to consult it to other person i am gonna explode and became clingy at her.

So I brought my classmate back in High School named Annarie, who prefers to call herself Pacsy. We play in Garena sometimes and we chat in Messenger too. I shared her my thoughts about Kristine. And I decide to her to be like the observant of the girl I liked if she feels the same way to me.

There are times that I felt jealous whenever there is a guy flirting with her on the game and sometimes she makes me feel that she is jealous too when I do the same.

And then came February, we had an argument.

My thoughts went confused, concern at Pacsy, and at the same time jealous.

Felt bad because we made a promise to each other to be open and not keep secrets. But things fail.

I broke down and cried.

Then came Joan who confronted Kristine, and Pacsy without me knowing it because I was asleep when Joan hacked my phone. I lost all of my phone datas and apps.

And I did not like it. Joan should have talked the proper way but instead choose to hysterical all the time.

She discovered that, there is something between me and Kristine based on our exchange of chats in Messenger.

Since I'm woman enough to admit my fault, I did.

I admit that I fell to Kristine.

Joan blocked her in my Messenger first.

And next is IG.

CODM became an exception.

It was a week of pain and confusion and discoveries.

I have discovered that She admits that she felt the same way for me.

That she doesn't want to lose me too.

That I am important to her, that she thinks of me by the time we lost our communication for like a week and more.

She was the one who initiated a contact.

I knew in my heart she wants it.

Let me just have a detailed flashback:

FEB 17: That night, we played, me, Pacsy and her. Dhanush invited me. I said sorry to them. And Kristine drop this line that it will be the last time she will talk to US. So I distant myself.

FEB 18: It was like 5pm, I called Pacs and I apologized to her of what happened and I cried because of what I feel in my situation. I told her, it was so hard to tell Joan that I fell in-love with her friend.

I asked Pacs not to update Kristine about me anymore because I wanna distant too.

FEB 18: 10:30 PM Pacsy texted me that Ktine asked her a favor to tell me that Joan is attacking her on messenger. I just said, it was noted.

FEB 19: Vertigo attacked me.

FEB 26: I received an XP rewards from Kristine. Just to be clear, giving away XP rewards is customized, you are the one who will choose who to give it to. And with that gesture, I knew in my heart she wants to talk and play with me. The past days Dhanush has been chatting me whenever he is playing with her. I told Dhanush I cant because she does not want to talk to me anymore and I wanna keep my distance too.

FEB 27-28

I played in CODM that night and I message her in the app, and invited her to play. Just a duo. At first she said, "Hi joan." then I told her, "Hindi nuh, hahaha." Then we play both off mic. And I notice she is messaging me while playing and says she misses me. "imy" I asked her "Kumusta" etc. At first I did not want to answer back I miss her too, because I am doubtful that it might be Kamille who's playing, but again, I knew it was her. So I told her, I miss this duo. Then she replied ":(".

Its like we had 2 games only, I said goodbye yet she tried to invite me again for another round for a squad with Dhanush but I have to leave the app and so I did.

FEB 29

We talked in CODM Global server app. We did not play instead we just talked. She told me she created an account in deviantart.com which is a website for artists, I actually have account there for art purposes. However she cant find my account there so I suggest how about Twitter. She opened up to me that day, as I remember, she apologized to me of the things she have done like how she cracked my secret to Joan etc. She said she does not normally say sorry to anyone yet she is doing it for me that day. I asked her if, "hindi ba kapani paniwala kapag ako ang nagsabi na mahal kita?"

She answered, she feels things the same way. She understands that my IG stories was for her mostly, and I claimed it. She told me she was scared to lose communication with me, that sometimes she feels like she's using another person just to get connected at me. And I get what she is saying. She said that she felt something for me.

I am sorry but the words we shared felt like... there is something.

Days have gone by, We played again. However I am hiding it.

I made a letter for her by using a website app. I told her everything there.

We also both made a Twitter account. Obviously, we missed each other.

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Legionnaires  disease has a deep history of being mistaken, the cause of legionnaires disease and the causative organism was unknown till late seventies.   To understand the current situation related with legionella infections in build environment, we need to understand its history. Beginning in 1976 when the American legion was celebrating its bicentennial in Philadelphia, USA where 600 veterans were staying at the Bellevue Strafford Hotel. Soon after their celebrations almost 200 of them started showing pneumonia-like symptoms. The doctors were treating them aggressively for pneumonia without any positive change I their conditions.  The infection initially shows severe lung infection, headaches, and muscle aches. Like that of pneumonia, but then it progresses to coughing up mucus and occasionally blood, chest pains, gastrointestinal symptoms, and mental changes.

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Considering the threat potential and risk involved, exhaustive studies were conducted on the disease, identifying it as a water-borne disease.  The sources of infection included but are not limited to Hot tubs, whirlpools, hot water systems, fountains, sprinklers, drinking water, cooling towers, and air conditioning units. Over time with advancing understanding and technologies, the bacterial spread has continued to grow exponentially with conducive conditions in the build environment.

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Dubai Municipality - Local order No -11 of 2003, Control of Legionella in water systems. Revision-2 (06/ 2010) Public Health Safety Department.

Water quality regulations (Forth Edition) by Regulatory and Supervisory Bureau, Government of Abu Dhabi

UK / Europe - Health & Safety Executive - ACOP L8 Control of Legionella bacteria in water systems.

European Technical Guidelines 2017: Prevention, Control, and Minimizing the risk from Legionella infections in building water systems.

European Agency for Safety and Health at Work (2011), Directive 2000/54/EC, Protection of workers from risks related to exposure to biological agents at work.

Legionella and the prevention of legionellosis. Geneva: World Health Organization.

United States Environmental Protection Agency (USEPA) (2016). Technologies for Legionella control in premise plumbing systems.

World Health Organization (1990). Epidemiology, prevention and control of Legionellosis.

World Health Organization (2011). Guidelines for drinking-water quality.

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