#ENTIRELY UNPROMPTED

[rtkcf3hvzxefc]

barista!remus after a rough day at work: sometimes i wish i could give my boss shaken baby syndrome

barista!lily also sick of their boss’s shit: yeah, I’d just shake him until his eyes pop out

[dyingtobehim]

thanks man

[ihateavatarthewayofwater]

does anyone have any memory of Sephora and the Avatar movies doing a collaboration where you could walk into a store and ask them to make you look like a Na’vi because I do and am unsure if my brain made it up

[motherforthefamicom]

words cannot describe how fucking. AHGHGSJ i hate sharing a computer i hate sharing a computer

[blueskittlesart]

playing zelda with my family watching sucks because they have lots of questions but their questions are like “why do the zora have fish boobs” and “what’s up with the voice acting in this game” and “don’t you think that you should try something else instead of attempting to brute force your way up this cliff you’ve already run out of stamina on four times” instead of the fun lore questions i WANT to be answering

[girl-drink-drunk]

gay culture is making a sandwich for a man in shock and then later he helps you inject yourself with homemade bright green science chemicals

[c6jpg]

Hunters fight not for fame, but to aid the people whenever they are summoned.

[reloaderror]

surprise thistle for @aforgottenballad

[alyakthedorklord]

Danielle Fenton, lounging on her Boyfriend Damian’s lap: “You know, if I had a nickel for every time a random billionaire with a questionable hairstyle got a hard on for the local black-haired blue-eyed super powerful hero that is one of the only members of their species and cloned them against their will with the intent of replacing and/or attacking the hero, only for the clone to turn out a little smaller, and weaker, and like, at least 30% cooler, and then the clone gained free will and escaped, and then that clone ended up dating a robin, then i’d have two nickels.”

Kon, lounging on HIS boyfriend Tim’s lap: “Which isn’t a lot.”

The clones, grinning madly and speaking in unison: “But at least we could share!”

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Howdy's rainbow suspenders.

thank you for coming to my Ted Talk-

[daily-hanamura]

[ludaroace]

honestly that was incredible shout out badboyhalo for a 6 month payoff that went crazy im so glad i got to see it live and i CANNOT wait for whats next !!

[sasukeless]

the complete damage fandoms have done to the word hyperfixation

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

as someone who has some. well. mixed feelings about netflix witcher I fucking hate when people give it shit for the wrong (read: bigoted) reasons. like. no YOU don't like it bc they made it so triss isn't white. I don't like it bc they made eskel a tree. get fucked

[psyduckz]

i don’t think chuck and norris are jon and martin anymore, but their voices being puppeted by the web

sam’s first statement about the institute seems like a warning at first, but i think that was a red herring. it was actually a lure, something to get him curious enough to start researching

the second institute statement supports this - as soon as sam says they’ve ran out of leads, chester drops enough information to nudge him forward (and even rope alice into helping)

there’s also the fact that statements were able to be archived digitally. in the previous universe, the web needed the archivist to use tape recorders for the ritual, but that’s no longer necessary. we also know how deep the connection between the internet and the web is, so it makes sense that a web-scrapping software would be similarly intertwined

it also makes colin’s breakdown even more suspicious. “jon” sent an email to sam knowing he would take it to IT, as you do with possible phishing. we can assume there wasn’t anything off with the content of the email, just the address, so what’s the point of sending it? other than to get rid of colin

[angelsaxis]

i remember when Babel first came out and yt ppl were complaining like "this is just about hating white people!!!"" and i was like oh yeah totally just white people being dramatic. and i read it and it was quite plainly hating white people. and i loved it.