#unprompted

[astroreoreoreoreoreoreoreo]

You know that thing giorno does in phf where he just starts talking about his traumatic past for basically no reason. so I had this vision of a giorno thing to this thing I found but I lost steam like a quarter in.

you can tell where I started to give up lmao

Anyway my handwriting is shit so here's the full thing (parts I didn't draw included)

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When I was a kid, I pressed my hand against the iron to see if I had successfully turned it off. Today, that version of myself calls to me, telling me to test it one more time, to see if the heat is enough to leave scarring on my hands for good this time.

Clasp your hand against the flame, she whispers. Don't let go. Not until they hear you. Not until they find you by the sound of sizzling flesh and fall to their knees, knowing that it was too late to save you after all, knowing that all this time you had been waiting for someone to do what you yourself could not, and your patience grew thin.

The fire is yours, she tells me. By faith you shall walk into it, and by faith you shall burn.

Today, I am a coward again. I pull my hand from the stove, and sit in front of it, staring longingly at the woman I wish I was. The fire. The girl I was has died within me. The rotting of her corpse leaves fumes only I seem to smell, and no one will believe me if I tell them where her body is hidden, and how long she has been gone.

She is only sleeping, they tell me, and tilt my head onto their shoulders. I know she's dead. I have heard her death rattle. I have felt her skin grow cold. I know who murdered her, who took her skin and stretched it over his face, who swallowed her whole. He is surprised when her hands claw their way up his throat.

She will choke us both to death with her struggling.

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this is what the punchline was

[rarepairjokers]

Something cracky for @blossom-boo, based on a conversation we had😉

(sfw text, even if it’s very silly)

“Okay, but why?” Kris crossed his arms, eyeing the unfamiliar creature with suspicion.

“A pet for life!” Jure happily exclaimed, stroking its colorful feathers as the bird perched on his arm, claws digging into Jure’s skin while he pretended it didn’t hurt like hell.

“Exactly. A pet for life,” Kris countered. “As in it’ll live forever.”

“Not forever forever. Maybe just sixty years.”

Kris took a step back. That thing was staring at him with menace behind its soulless eyes. “That’s the rest of our lives for sure.” He grimaced when Jure pressed his lips to its head, reminding himself not to let Jure kiss him that night.

The feathery beast - or Cluck Norris as Jure named it, no matter how often Kris said parrots don’t cluck - quickly settled inside Jure’s homemade aviary where it could be heard squawking offensive words at passersby, which often happened to be Kris.

One day the bird made him stop and do a double-take. Kris had grown used to the endless string of swears coming from the creature, but the moment he entered the room it suddenly called out ‘hey beautiful!’

Within weeks it had escalated to ‘hey sexy!’ followed by a flirty whistle. Kris momentarily entertained the idea that the bird was coming on to him, except he recognized that whistle. It was the same tune Jure whistled whenever he thought his boyfriend looked extraordinarily sexy.

He shrugged, thinking Cluck Norris had simply overheard Jure’s usual flirting and mimicked it as parrots tended to do.

Months passed and Jure spent hours training the bird. To do what exactly, Kris had no idea. It definitely didn’t stop catcalling him.

One night Kris was resting on the couch when all lights suddenly vanished and a flapping of wings too close to his face followed. Claws dug into his shoulder, and he honestly feared the damn bird was gonna off him now.

When the lights returned, Cluck Norris dropped something metallic in Kris’s lap, loudly squawking (directly into his ear) ‘hi beautiful! Will you marry me?’

Kris was certain the parrot had finally lost its marbles, when instead he saw Jure, kneeling and looking at Kris, pure adoration in his eyes.

“So,” Jure said, taking the silver ring from Kris’s lap. “Will you?”

Kris smiled, a blush appearing on his cheeks. Maybe the three of them could learn to live in harmony after all.

[myfairkatiecat]

Got told to my face today that any happiness I find in religion is actually cult conditioning and that I’m brainwashed to think misery is joy 😜 and then I said hey that’s actually highkey an offensive and messed up thing to say 🙃 and they said and I quote “but I’m correct” so 😊 having a silly fun day 😌 that’s definitely a normal and kind thing to say to somebody about their religion 👍

[miss-americanbi]

need to know what it is about gravity falls that attracts dads like moths to a flame

[wisteriarain]

Happy pride to all my fellow Hades II enjoyers

[wanderingmaskdragons]

happy year of the dragon!!

[lilmoonberry]

and he brought a binder with the wedding plans

[sasukeless]

the complete damage fandoms have done to the word hyperfixation

[stewdoesthings]

I just want to say that I love all characters and there's no ship I hate. My mindset is that I'll latch onto unpopular characters just to spite others (a few of my moots HATE Dally so I HAVE to draw him) or just so they receive some love too (#1 Sandy fan).

So keep in mind that it's not because I hate certain ships or characters that I don't draw them. I'll draw them if I feel like it or if someone asks me too.

And if you don't like a certain ship or character, I don't need to know that.

[rarepairjokers]

So we all know Bojan dreamt that he got into a physical fight with Nace. Turns out Bojan has loads of other Nace-related dreams too😏

(nsfw-ish text)

Bojan groaned and rubbed his tired eyes, still half asleep. Reaching for his phone, he tapped on it for a while before turning over and going back to sleep.

pling!

Nace’s screen lit up with a message from Bojan.

‘Tit pics.’

Nace squinted, doing a double take to make sure he read it correctly without his glasses.

He did.

Not even a ‘please’ after such a straightforward request.

‘Good morning, dearest,’ he wrote back. ‘Did you sleep well and dream the sweetest of dreams?’

Pressing send, Nace considered his next move. He hiked up his shirt, pushed his tits together and took a photo, sending it to Bojan who had apparently woken up in need of some visual stimulation.

No one could say Nace wasn’t a considerate boyfriend.

Bojan never replied though, no matter how long Nace waited.

It wasn’t until later at rehearsal that Bojan sidled up to Nace and he finally got an explanation.

“I’m sorry.” Bojan’s voice was uncharacteristically timid. “I dreamt that you promised me nudes, and I received a photo of every body part except your chest.” His cheeks flushed pink while speaking. “I was half-awake and felt cheated.”

“I was in your dreams again?” Nace asked. He couldn’t help but laugh at dream-Bojan’s unfortunate plight.

Bojan nodded. His face grew redder and Nace could admit to himself that he enjoyed making his boyfriend squirm. Before he indubitably got whatever he wanted.

“And I made you wait for your favorite body part until the very end. Only to not deliver?”

“Yeah.” Bojan saw where this was headed and happily played along. He shuffled his feet, smiling broadly.

“What a tease I am,” Nace tutted. “I should make amends.”

Bojan’s eyes lit up. “You’ll send me nudes for real?”

“If you say please this time.”

“Please!”

[princeloww]

the gomens brainrot has infected my mum. today she pointed at a picture of a snake and said "crowley"

[milkydeeer]

Pili in chat as Pangi's ending: You look gay today

[ittybittyluci]

Anyone else feel the compulsive urge to drop to their knees whenever they look at (or even just think about atp, tbh) this gorgeous, amazing, beautiful man? Because I do. Every day. It’s becoming a problem. I’m normal

[superoscars]

"Tim has never seen it."

[wanderingmaskdragons]

more neon dragons!!

🔆

[lokilysolbitch]

QUIT making those "testing the 'i listen to everything person'" videos with songs that still sounds like music❌i don't care if it's cringe imma vibe to it anyways❗️i have gelsey bell making screeching violin sounds w her throat on my playlist at least twice‼️i'll vibe to sticker by NCT‼️imma need y'all to step it up‼️‼️‼️‼️