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living-mites · 3 months ago
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woah guys. clothes have a gender now because my mom said so. /s
I said "clothes have no gender. dad could wear a skirt he he wanted to"
and she said "yes they do"
I say "then why are you wearing pants? you should be in a pretty housewife's dress then"
"I'm not having this conversation today" miss ma'am.
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t4pestry0ff4te · 1 year ago
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Baby girl
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yipeewahoo · 2 years ago
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do you think nick schmidt and winston ever explored eachothers bodies.
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sleeve-sleeve · 2 years ago
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rips your head off!! GRRR /aff
You scare me I was just about to ask you something but I forgot what I was going to say wtf?????????????? 😨😨😨😨😨
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icewindandboringhorror · 3 months ago
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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ouroborosreilig · 8 months ago
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dental hygiene fluid
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sabertoothwalrus · 6 months ago
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he's saddled with unnecessary something
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endosexual · 5 months ago
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No fucking way
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teeefftoo · 7 months ago
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Posting this here for keepsies
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macbethz · 29 days ago
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Doctor who it’s me your regency era situationship I’m in cgi hell. You have to remember that you’re gay
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t4pestry0ff4te · 1 year ago
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I keep getting a Jesus plushie ad on my yt and I’m not Christian but oh my gods it’s so fucking cute?
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lotus-pear · 3 months ago
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dancing in starlight fits go hard asl 💯 (ref)
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abyssalzones · 11 days ago
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yeah I have no excuse except that toby put this line in the game
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benjingler · 11 months ago
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My take on this post
Bonus
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rookiebe · 3 months ago
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its called strategist for a reason ☝️ 🤓
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