#ESPECIALLY MADARA

[ereawrites]

it’s spooky (horny) month. and u know what’s scary (hot). the idea of being hunted by an uchiha (oh no i have fallen and can’t escape)

[hyuga-eyes]

Just saying you can enjoy a character and also criticize his mistakes 💜🌼✨✨

[sleepysnk]

happy father’s day to all my baby daddies aka my anime boyfriends

[sa-bo]

was not expecting obitobi to sound like a fucking melvin

HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP IN ENG DUB I GENUINELY DESPISE IT... You guys didn't have to go so hard on "evil character sound evil" like ohhhh my god have Obito's vocal chords gotten fried from katon smoke??? Seriously holy fuck

[noscomnias]

yeah

[uchiha-gaeshi]

Konoha is ruining my favourite ships

Like the village is such a huge cockblocker. All my OTPs, it doesn't matter if it's HashiMada or HashiMito or MinaKushi or SasuNaru, (honourable mention to brotp KakaObi), are all being HELD BACK because at least one of the mfs in the ship is a bootlicker

[drowningindango]

do you think tobirama has contingency plans for all strong shinobi even after the war ends? kinda like batman has for the jl? like he has dozens of pages worth of detailed plans of how to stop hashirama if he ever went ‘evil’?

100%

I can vividly picture the scene, it's one of the first Kage meetings and Tobirama is subtly creeping everyone out by being a little too well informed.

Afterwards someone approaches Hashirama and asks him about it, if he isn't uncomfortable too, if he doesn't wonder if Tobirama has an "emergency plan" for the Hokage as well... to which Hashirama gets really cheerful and says something like "yeah, he does, isn't that wonderful?" and skips off before the person can process it.

(also, does anyone here watch She-Ra? 🤣

That scene with Netossa and Catra, but it's Tobirama and Izuna or Madara...

"You're well prepared, but you don't know how to handle real threats, like me!" *gets sprayed with a water bottle, cue enraged panicked shrieking*)

[twowink]

just like ET ...

[everymadara]

Chapter 661

[atqh16]

Will always love the idea that Uchihas will never get over their first love. Like it’s not that they fall in love easily. It’s actually the opposite. It’s very difficult for them to fall in love because the person they fall for will always gain their full affection and they deserve it. It’s not that the person they fall in love with is perfect. It’s that they will fit each other perfectly. Uchiha’s are either 0 or a 100. There is no in-between. So when they do fall in love the first time it’s game over. No one will ever compare. No one will ever match up. But that also means intense and internal heartbreak is a guarantee.

It’s honestly sort of tragic. To have the ability to love to the point of falling apart.

[everyitachi]

[justsomeoneunordinary]

have a dark mdtb idea which i'm not sure i want/can write, so i'm letting it out into the wild because i highly probably won't write it:

tobirama is aware madara is about to desert the village and he can't let that happen. he tells himself it's because of the still fragile peace and for the sake of the village, but in truth it's mostly for hashirama. his anija will never be the same if madara leaves. tobirama can't have that - his brother's happiness comes before all else

so he gives kagami (who's a bit older here because i said so but also because the founders' timeline is extremely wonky as it is anyway) an important mission: use the kotomatsukami on madara to make him stay in the village. the kotomatsukami is an unbreakable genjutsu - it will work

for it work perfectly tho, madara needs a good reason why to stay, an anchor so to speak. and hashirama can't be it - he's married and has his kids and his focus will inevitably be mostly on his family. tobirama fears of what madara might do because of the "curse of hatred" he so strongly believes in, fears madara might try to get rid of mito and the kids in order to have hashirama's full attention

no, tobirama can't risk that. so he "sacrifices" himself as the anchor. it goes uh... into a direction he didn't anticipate. but it's fine! it's fine, madara isn't bad-looking and tobirama can't say he dislikes having this much power over madara. oh, on the contrary even

kagami is... not doing well. sensei said it's for the sake of peace, it's for the village and he knows sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. sensei taught him so and he trusts sensei. but... he just can't look madara in the eyes anymore, always only too aware of what he did to his clan head

madara? madara is aware something is off. but. but it's fine? something is definitely off but it's fine because he has tobirama at his side so there is nothing to worry about, he's happy and hashirama is happy, overjoyed even, his dreams have all come true and as long anija is happy, tobirama is fucking happy too

all is fucking well in this motherfucking little paradise full of lies and everyone is just peachy. it's perfect and tobirama will make sure it stays so

[kishimotomasashi]

I think I said this elsewhere already but Madara's less like Sasuke in which he was dealt an exceptionally terrible injustice that opens him up to the reality of what the system he lives in truly is, but more like Naruto in that he's aware of the suffering it causes and also suffers as a result, but his worth and conception of self relies so much on playing by its rules that he can never actually go on with truly radically changing it

[evilkitten3]

I love this moment in 620 at the start of hashirama's flashback

Madara has kurama launch a fucking bijuu bomb at him and he's all "heh *fond smile*"

How do you think this looked to the people who were in the room listening to him talk inside of outside the narutoverse reading the flashback.

"And then I launched a wood dragon at him, and he gave me this grin that made him look like his eyes were about to fall out and had the fox shoot one of those lil exploding things at me, and all i could think was that he looked sooooo cute when he was trying to kill me and-"

Then it cuts out of the flashback to show hashirama still sitting on the floor with little hearts floating around him while everyone stares at him like he's insane except for sasuke who Gets It

[kaymarie-bell]

This came to me in a dream:

context:

[coquelicoq]

Natsume: You didn't sleep a wink last night. Why not go and grab a few now? Natori [sparkling]: I'm just fine. It takes more than sleep deprivation to dull my dazzling self, so don't you worry your fussy little head. Natsume [concerned]: Nonsense like that is exactly what someone suffering from sleep deprivation would say! Sensei: Oh really? Has he been sleep-deprived every day of his life?

so i've been watching the natsume dub -