me before my shower: ugly ugly bad everyone hates me ugly bad stinky
me after my shower: everything is fine actually
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fyodor is just so silly. like he’s mysteriously appearing in front of people with his little head tilt and bow and declaring things like “I shall protect you, and you alone” or “I’ve come to save you, are you alright?”
like okay i see you having fun with your little vampire knight roleplay as the world goes to hell 🙄🙄
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✨first time trying to draw camp pioneers and soho's resident queer cryptids bc I've been obsessed with them lately 😌✨
based on that classic photoshoot of david tennant and michael sheen from season 1! probably done before (and better!!) but I wanted to figure out how to draw their faces and outfits (ngl harder than I thought, still not perfect 🫠)
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3.5 - BITTYBONES ARE BEING REAL?
Me : ...Want me to put some cheese in it?
? : what?
Me : Do you want me to put some cheese on your omelet? You seems like a cheese person.
? : ...heck yeah. put a ton of it.
DAY 1 - 6:08 AM
...Forgot to tell that he seems to likes cheese a lot.
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Human Reader x Lucifer angst (heavy)
I had a really sad thought the other day and I’m sharing it all with you!
You and Lucifer are dating in the real world, you haven’t died yet; he’s the best thing that’s ever happened to you
After a while, the topic comes up of if he would still stay with you as you get older
You ask if he can “speed up the process” and take you to Hell with him
He tells you it doesn’t work like that and that he’ll love you until the end of time regardless of your appearance
A few months later you find yourself out late at night picking up a surprise gift for Lucifer
It wasn’t far from your home so you are walking back; unfortunately, it’s raining, you can’t see very well
And neither can the drunk driver
You don’t remember being hit, but you just know you’re in a lot of pain
Sirens and ambulances blaring all around you but they are fading out with every moment that passes
Lucifer finds you, pushing past everyone to get to you; he’s distraught
You tell him everything will be okay, but he shakes his head sobbing, his voice barley about a whisper
“Heaven is waiting for you…”
“W-What?…”
“I lied to you. I’m so sorry…I should have told you sooner. But…I know which souls will end up in heaven and hell. I thought…I thought if you spent enough time with me…if they knew you loved me they wouldn’t allow you there. But your soul never changed…”
“Lucifer?…”
“And I can’t even…I can’t even heal you…my powers are limited here…I thought we would have more time…”
“I’m scared…”
“You’ll be safe, that’s all that matters. I love you with all my heart…please forgive me…”
“…Love you, my Luci…”
He holds you close to his chest as you fade away
The next thing you know, you awake at the foot of the pearly gates
And all you can do is cry
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