#Emiya x Reader

[fategranddisorder]

Safe Landing (Emiya)

Warnings: spoilers of the summer camp event.

Tags: cute summer shenanigans, Emiya is so fine this summer.

So I had this in my mind ever since I played the event :') Who else picked the option to land on Emiya's chest?

Why can't there ever be a normal summer? Or maybe these summer shenanigans have become your new normal.

Gone are the days that you are lazing at your home or on vacation. No, it is a race through a desert, working all night to make a manga in a Groundhog Day setting or battling sword beauties while gambling your fortune away.

This year is the summer of a particular interesting movie genre as you move from one horror cliché location to a new one, your world shifting on its axis while gravity pulls you downward.

And you would think that you have a rather rough landing in your future, another thing you have become a bit accustomed to. You let out a yelp of surprise as you land on something soft yet firm.

This thing, a person, lets out a soft groan while a strong arm moves over your back. Locking you against the person for a moment, giving you a brief moment of stability as you find your equilibrium again behind closed eyes.

Slowly your eyes flutter open and feel the heat burn on your cheeks as you realize exactly who you landed on. Exactly what your cheek is resting upon.

Emiya chuckles and closes one eye while he meets your eyes. Admittingly it is very enjoyable how you are resting on his chest right now. Your cheek pressing against the rise of pectoral muscle and the Archer can feel the heat of your blush through his thin top.

Emiya moves his arm again to let his warm hand rest on your lower back as you finally sit up straight again. Your legs resting on either side of his narrow hips.

You observe your new location, a freaking American superstore of all places.

"You alright Master?"

Oh.

Right.

You are suddenly very aware of Emiya fingers pressing in the small of your back. Playing with the material of your blouse, digging down a little harder when you shift your hips.

"You don't have to flaunt your own romance in my face as well Kouhai." Yu snipes from somewhere to your left and you stiffen, your thighs clench around the Archer you currently perched upon. Your fingers rumbling the white tank up and your eyes catch the extra bronze skin you unintentionally revealed.

Where is a maniacally killer to break this awkward moment when you need one

[aureliaxstarling]

Asexual Cu Chulainn Headcannon

🖤🩶🤍💜

♡✧。。✧♡

Cu Chulainn is a master of cuddles. Casual, sensual, loving, tender, warm, his cuddles are always perfect and he figures out quickly what kind of cuddles and snuggles you prefer.

He actually really likes being a provider for the person he loves. He takes odd jobs so that he can have more freedom to see you, he knows his skills are good enough to take jobs that pay well for his labor and with that he always spends it on good food and good times with you.

If you are in a polyamory with Emiya, then you'd have two, basically Daddies, who love to take care of you and provide the life for you that maybe the 3 of you didn't get to have at first. It's a very cuddly polycule with lots of time napping in warm places and eating delicious food. Ingredients gotten by Cu Chulainn and expertly made into the best meals by Emiya with warm cuddles after especially good meals.

After the nap you all clean up the mess together.

☆♡☆

[fandom-go-round]

Can I request Shirou emiya and a Dragon SO? I think they’re interesting monsters to work with and it’d be funny

Shirou is a bit of an idiot. It takes him a while to realize that you’re not human, especially if you hide it well. Sure, you have some interesting hobbies and you’re a little intense about patchwork blankets but that’s fine, a lot of people are a little weird. He doesn’t chalk it up to being something non-human, at least not at first.

You get more obvious the longer you’re together, a mix of feeling more comfortable and getting tired of hiding it. He swears that once, he watched literal smoke curl out of your mouth. You told him he was dreaming but the look of embarrassment on your face proved that it was something more serious than that.

He takes you being a dragon rather well, especially when it takes the form of you taking him into the woods to do it. Shirou is a little concerned that you want to have a very intense conversation out in the forest; he doesn’t know what to think because you’re so nervous. Watching you transform, wings unfurling and body almost triple in size, he’s in awe. You’re the most gorgeous creature he’s ever seen and he’s honored that you wanted to share this with him. At least the smoke makes sense now.

[discodreaming]

HELLO! i've now opened my inbox for my followers/mutuals to talk to their favorite character!

you can send in random sentences, inbox prompts that you see on my blog or even confess your love!

please be sure to be respectful and kind to not only me but the muses.

this will be very much like roleplaying. to continue communication you can send in more inboxes or you can even link the inbox to a conversation to communicate with your beau/family/friend!

please do not request any minors/anthropomorphic in romantic or sexual ways, I'm begging you. i will only reply to the platonic/familial ones.

you may talk to at least 2 muses at once in one message, all to prevent being overwhelmed. this may change once i get comfortable enough to handle more.

all romantic and nsft inboxes or starters towards muses will require slow burn

all ships are multishipped but can be single shipped if you guys can build up their romance meter!

this will only be reader x character, oc x character i will put on either another blog or a different post.

* note: i will accept 5 oc x character in this post for the time being: 1/5

however for certain events i can bend these rules for you to get a romantic scene with your crushes!

or even just hanging out with your friends!

characters i will write for right now:

note: this list will change every now and then as i advance further into the shows or a character is requested more!

if you don't see a character you like here and would like to see me try my hand at playing them, don't be shy to tell me!

bold = characters I've played before

one piece! ( pre timeskip )

romantic options: nico robin, nami, sanji, zoro, usopp, buggy, sir crocodile, dracule mihawk, shanks, portgas d. ace

platonic options: chopper, franky ( may change ), luffy ( im currently on the pretimeskip )

up to debate: please ask !

rwby ! ( all season 9 ages )

romantic options: weiss schnee, blake belladonna, yang xiao long, jaune arc, taiyang xiao long, raven branwen, qrow branwen, emerald sustari, sun wukong, neptune vasillias, james ironwood, winter schnee, mercury black

platonic options: ruby rose, nora valkyrie, lie ren, pyrrha nikos, penny polendina, professor ozpin, oscar pine, neopolitan

up to debate: salem, cinder fall

fruits basket !

romantic options: shigure sohma, hatori soma, ayame soma

platonic options: tohru honda, yuki sohma, kyo sohma

castlevania animated !

romantic options: trevor belmont, adrian 'alucard' tepes, sypha belnades

edens zero !

romantic options: rebecca bluegarden, weisz steiner, homura kogetsu, kris rutherford, shiki granbell, labilla christy

platonic: happy, witch regret, sister ivry, hermit mio, valkyrie yuna, elise crimson, justice

d.gray man !

romantic options: yu kanda, lavi, tyki mikk, howard link, cross marian

platonic: allen walker, lenalee lee, nea d. campbell, wisely kamelot

psycho pass !

romantic options: akane tsuneori, shinya kogami, nobuchika ginoza, shuusei kagari, yayoi kunizuka, shion karanomori, shogo makishima

platonic: tomomoi masaoka

owari no seraph

romantic options: guren ichinose, ferid bathory, kureto hiiragi, shinya hiragi, seishiro hiiragi, crowley eusford

platonic: yuichiro hyakuya, mikaela hyakuya, shinoa hiiragi, yoichi saotome, shiho kimizuki, mitsuba sangu, krul tepes

yuukou no moriarty

romantic options: william james moriarty, albert james moriarty, louis james moiarty, sherlock holmes, fred porlock, sebastian moran, mycroft holmes, james bond

fate/ ( /zero & /stay night)

romantic options: saber, kirei kotomine, gilgamesh, cu chulainn

platonic: shirou emiya, rin tohsaka, waver velvet

up to debate: kiritsugu emiya, irisviel von einzbern, archer emiya, tokiomi tohsaka, diamuid ua duibhne

please don't: shinji matou, ryuunosuke uryu

fairy tail

romantic options: lucy heartfilia, gray fullbuster, erza scarlet, mirajane strauss, laxus dreyar, gildarts clive, loke, elfman strauss, juvia lockser, fried justine, evergreen, bickslow, rogue cheney, sting eucliffe, kagura mikazuchi, aguria yukino, natsu dragneel, mystogan, cana alberona, gajeel redfox, erik, jellal fernandes

platonic: wendy marvell

record of ragnarok

romantic options: adam, jack the ripper, kojiro sasaki, qin shi huang, hades, beelzebub, hermes

platonic: souji okita

up to debate: the valkyries, nikolas tepes, thor, poseidon, apollo,

obey me

romantic options: lucifer, mammon, levianthan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub, belphegor,diavolo, barbatos, simeon, raphael, solomon,

platonic: luke

up to debate: thirteen, mephistopheles

kingdom hearts ( kingdom hearts iii )

romantic options: terra, aqua, xemnas, zexion, saix, axel, demyx,

platonic: sora, kairi, riku, roxas, namine, xion, ventus, vanitas, ephemer, skuld, brain

genshin impact

romantic options: wriothesley, albedo, alhaitham, ayaka, ayato, baizhu, ajax, cyno, dehya, diluc, eula, ganyu, itto, jean, kazuha, kokomi, xiao, heizou, shenhe, kaeya, rosaria, yae miko, beidou, lisa, kaveh, zhongli, nigguang, neuvillette, yela, candace, thoma, yanfei

platonic: hu tao, venti, faruzan, sucrose, chongyun, freminet, layla, mika, fischl, collei, noelle, yun jin, barbara, xingqiu, amber, bennette, xinyan

up to debate: keqing, lyney, aether, lumine, wanderer, lynette, kuki shinobu, sara, kiara, gorou, mona, nilou, yoimiya, charlotte

please don't: klee, sayu, qiqi, diona, dori, nahida, yaoyao

final fantasy

romantic options: cloud strife, tifa lockhart, aerith gainsborough, zack fair, reno, rude, genesis rhapsodos, reeve tuesti, angel hewley, sephiroth, vincent valentine.

platonic: barret wallace, yuffie kisaragi

detroit become human

romantic options: connor, markus, gavin

platonic: kara, hank

devil may cry

romantic options: dante, nero, vergil

platonic: trish, nico, lady, v

jojo's bizarre adventure

romantic options: dio brando, joseph joestar ( part 2 & 3 ), caesar anthonio zeppeli, jotaro kujo ( 4-6 only ), rohan kishibe, bruno bucciarati, leone abbachio, narciso anasui, johnny joestar, gyro zeppeli, diego brando

debating: jonathan joestar, jolyne cujoh, weather report

[a-little-awkward-simp]

FGO Gawain x reader HCs

Hahaa I finally managed to write at least something that I could post! It's been way too long since the last time and it feels so good to finally post something. There are a couple of fics that are almost ready and only require proofreading.

Anyway enjoy these fluffy headcanons I made. <3 :D

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fandom: FGO

Gawain x reader headcanons

Warnings: none, just fluff, but tell me if I missed any!

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-first off he’s super sweet and wholesome with you when you get to know him

-every time you see him, he will kiss the back of your hand and look into your eyes

-he will give you flowers every now and then. sometimes only individual flowers that he will put behind your ear and smile sweetly at you while doing so

-”a beautiful flower to my even more beautiful master”

-gives the best and the warmest hugs ever

-will give you his cloak whenever you’re cold. sometimes he will wear the cloak himself and wrap it around you so that you are both covered by it

-if you give him any gifts, and i mean anything, he will treasure it ‘til the end of time

-he probably has a box or a whole cupboard solely meant for the gifts you give him. he keeps it in the safest place in his room and every once in a while he goes through all the gifts you’ve given him, smiling at the memories

-never refuses to carry you anywhere if you ask him. will give you piggyback rides or carry you bridal style, smiling widely while doing so

-will compliment you every chance he gets, whether you’re romantically involved with him or not

-”you look stunning today, master!”

-will do anything to keep you happy and smiling and protect you from all things bad and scary

-always ready to help you with anything

-loves holding you close if you let him, but respects your boundaries and always makes sure you’re comfortable

-sometimes brings you breakfast and lunch from the cafeteria to your room as a surprise

-he once tried to make pancakes for you himself but failed quite miserably

-so from then on he just asked Emiya to make your favorite dishes and helps him in the kitchen as well as he can

-100/10, an absolute sweetheart of a knight (i would 100% date)

[helena-and-helena-meta]

Welcome, welcome!

I'm Helena, Decay, or Phantomato which ever one ya'll prefer to call me! Sometimes I write and ramble, and my blog is based around the characters Helena and Helena META! Though my current obsession is all versions of Cú Chulainn from Fate, Archer Emiya from Fate, and Lapis Lazuli from Houseki no Kuni.

The things I write can be taken as platonic or romantic unless explicitly stated that they're platonic! I won't write smut though.

So I thought I'd put this here, but here is my Twst acc!

Also, here is my Azur Lane account the server I'm in is Amagi

Here is my Fate/Grand Order friend code!

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Helena's interests

I like games such as Azur Lane(obv), Destiny and Destiny 2, YuGiOh duel links, Minecraft, Terraria, Stardew Valley, Fate/Grand Order, and Twisted Wonderland

My current anime list consists of That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime, Slime Diaries, Land of the Lustrous, YuGiOh, Azur Lane: Slow Ahead!, Umamusume: Pretty Derby, Takt Op. Destiny, Wonder Egg Priority, The Fate series, and Bofuri

My favorite shows are Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel, Steven Universe, FBI, SWAT, 911, 911: Lone Star, Kitchen Nightmares, Master Chef, and the first few seasons of Red vs Blue

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Helena's writing. Most of my stuff will now also be posted to my Ao3, DecayingHelena, though it's mainly just going to be the James Ironwood stuff

For That He Is Thankful (Rewritten)

Do you fear me? (Rewritten)

Memories of Tempesta(AL x TWST)

Floral Fever(OM)

Floral Fever 2(OM)

Ice cream (Rewritten)

"They called me what?"

"I love you."

Kiss(James Ironwood x reader)(Rewritten)

"Shall we dance?"(Ironwitch)(Rewritten)

A strange craft(RWBY AU)

New hopes(RWBY AU)

James Ironwood headcanons

Unwind with me(RWBY au) (James Ironwood x reader)

James Ironwood headcanons 2

Love and Bad Luck(Ironqrow)

The world of yesterday(Ironwitch)

New Light(RWBY au)

James Ironwood headcanons 3

Valentine's Day(James Ironwood x reader)

The one thing he wished for(James Ironwood x reader)

Ironwitch headcanons

Ironwitch headcanons part 2

Project Personality: Penny Polendina post

Ironwitch headcanons part 3

"Pillows don't talk."(Leona Kingscholar x reader)

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Helena's rambling

Yuu protecting Malleus(What made me write For That He Is Thankful.)

Aggressive love towards Malleus

Helena's thoughts on Self aware TWST

Helena's thoughts on Self aware TWST 2

Rollo, the twink baguette

Chaotic Yugi Mutou

Helena watches Land of the Lustrous

Silly little twst idea

Silly little twst idea pt2

Silly space idea :3

Aggressive love towards James Ironwood

James Ironwood with a new outfit

Recoil

Helena's obsession with Ironwood

Helena's idea on HnK! James Ironwood

Helena's RWBY tier list

James Ironwood but with Destiny 2 weapons

Helena's back problems

Helena's Hunter

Helena's favorite James Ironwood moments

Helena making fun of their favorite boi

Helena speaks in memes

No sleep Tumblr

Multiships my beloved

Helena's RWDE rant

Helena's nicknames

Helena finding a new obsession

"You brought this upon me."

Cú Chulainns as out of context Discord convos

Cú Chulainns as out of context Discord convos

Cú: Either always kissing death or always going overkill

Nero has no chill

Helena's screentime

Helena condones murder

Clowning on both Europe and America

Helena gets reminded of Malleus

Outta context Discord continues

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Outta context Discord: Crime edition

Weather sickness

My rants are tagged under "Helena Rants", it's mainly some personal issues so if you don't wanna see that then feel free to block that tag

[fategranddisorder]

Thinking of Emiya and the male lactation kink again and master having a praise kink, so Emiya praises her as she drinks from him 😳 and he'd hold the back of her head, to press her face into his chest more!

Oh my god 💦

He would say good it feels when you flick your little tongue over his nipple. You can hear it in the low groan of his voice how much he likes it as he tells you;

"Ah~ good girl, make sure you drink all of it❤️"

All the while pressing your face to his big chest a little harder.

[mysterycharacterbracket]

FINAL RECAP POST

Tier 1 - First 44

300. 260. Puff Puff from Your Favorite Martian

299. 160. Maxil of Gallifrey from Doctor Who Arc of Infinity

298. 88. Nobody from scp foundation

297. 64. Jubei from Video Game (Blazblue)

296. 131. Nyssa from Doctor Who fused with Bulbasaur from Pokémon

295. 242. Rarity from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

294. 148. Garwin Chang from Kotlc

293. 103. William from Chad Smith: Life of a rich boy (webtoon), and more coming soon TBD

292. 244. Benrey from Half-life VR but the AI is self aware

291. 15. Flavio Who from the submitter's own memes

290. 70. Vislor Turlough from Doctor who (-_-)

289. 293. Lee Ping from Detentionaire

288. 19. Clay Puppington from Moral Orel

287. 211. The Puppeteer from Steldomo (aka an oc in a story the submitter wants to write)

286. 43. hatsune miku; colorful stage

285. 167. Hugtan / Hagumi / Cure Tomorrow from Hugtto Precure

284. 164. Dr Frankistein from Frankenstein (the book)

283. 60. Dr. Zoidberg from Futurama

282. 175. Sho Minamimoto from The World Ends With You

281. 28. Stacy Hirano from Phineas and Ferb!

280. 199. Dib Membrane from Invader Zim

279. 25. Loras Tyrell from A Song of Ice and Fire (NOT the show they fuckijgbmassacred his character)

278. 74. Candyman from Lethal League Blaze

277. 31. Kikiu from Tess of the Road

276. 191. Dazai Osamu from Bungou stray dogs

275. 185. Juta Tachibana from Otomen

274. 85. Jenny Jergens from Detentionnaire

273. 119. Theodore from The House in the Cerulean Sea

272. 95. Shirou Emiya from Fate/Stay Night

271. 124. Puss in Boots from Shrek

270. 137. Phantom Horn from Two Best Brothers Bitch About Ponies/Slime and Punishment/RowdyFuckers CopKillers Endless War (indirectly originatined in Sonichu as well, as slime and punushment is the cannonical ending to Sonichu, TBBBAP, and while not the end, is a cannonical story in RFCK)

269. 8. Greenland from Plague, Inc.

268. 233. Link from The Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap

267. 223. Scooby doo from Scooby doo

266. 156. Cricket from Wings of Fire

265. 10. Wilbur the pig from Charlotte's Web

264. 1. Cleopatra the 7th from Real life

263. 189. Colin Frazer from Doctor Who Arc of Infinity

262. 79. Peter Pan from Once Upon a Time

261. 240. Shiho Kobayakawa from Private Actress

260. 277. The Human Faced Fish from Shingi: The Spirit's Playbook

259. 84. Chopfyt (The Tin Man) from Oz

258. 250. Albedo from Ben 10

257. 257. Sam Lloyd/Sergei Lubovitch from The Diviners series

Tier 2 - Round of 256

256. 254. Andrew Ryan from Buoshck

255. 216. Nyssa õf Traken from Doctor who

254. 228. Asha from Iji

253. 22. Whisper Schnee from Boldores and Boomsticks

252. 253. Chuuya Nakahara from Bungou stray dogs

251. 18. Mapleshade from warrior cats

250. 190. Andrew Eldritch from real life

249. 120. sans undertale from undertale

248. 219. T-Rex from Jurassic Park

247. 141. Karkat Vantas from Homestuck

246. 53. Rasputin IV from X-Men

245. 20. Hunter | The Golden Guard from The Owl House

244. 7. Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

243. 50. Death from Darksiders

242. 266. Dave Miller from Dsaf

241. 174. Dr. Miranda Jones from Star Trek: The Original Series

240. 274. donquixote doflamingo from one piece

239. 92. Hyakunosuke Ogata from Golden Kamuy

238. 11. Kha'Nel from Dragens Øye

237. 139. George Costanza from Seinfeld

236. 121. Rampage from Beast Wars

235. 62. ε (epsilon) from Mathematics, real life (kinda? Not sure maths qualifies as real life) ) (common phrase: Let ε>0 be any real number)

234. 134. BoJack Horseman from BoJack Horseman

233. 291. Juleka Couffaine from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

232. 129. Flavio Rezza (MC Flava) from real life

231. 215. Goodtimewithscar or Scar for short (the minecraft youtuber)

230. 186. Percy Weasley from Harry Potter

229. 170. claude frollo from the hunchback of notre dame (specifically the stage musical)

228. 217. Grian from Life Series (3rd/Last/Double/Limited Life)

227. 168. the submitter from real life

226. 269. Mizi from Alien Stage

225. 96. Robin Stuart from Arc of Infinity (Doctor Who)

224. 172. Tessa Minsky from Imogen, Obviously

223. 267. Ea-nasir (real life copper merchant - 1750 BCE)

222. 37. Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3

221. 147. Rose Lavillant from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

220. 135. Fiver from Watership down

219. 251. Keith Kogane from Voltron

218. 63. Cricket from Wings of Fire

217. 146. Adric of Alzarius from Doctor Who

216. 177. Mort from the Madagascar Movies/All Hail King Julian

215. 59. Edward Elric from Fullmetal metal alchemist

214. 290. Jimmy Solidarity from The Empires smp

213. 259. rayla from the dragon prince

212. 205. Starfy from The Legendary Starfy

211. 232. Taako from The Adventure Zone

210. 188. Hatsune Miku from Vocaloid

209/208. 182. Matt Murdock from Daredevil (Netflix)

209/208. 107. Ted Kord from DC comics

207. 86. Juleka Couffaine from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir

206. 27. Sailor Saturn from Sailor Moon

205. 197. Marc Anciel from Miraculous Ladybug

204. 159. Yona from Yona of the Dawn

203. 220. David Chiem from Danganronpa: Despair Time

202. 125. Tynan from Aurora Webcomic

201. 169. Kid Blink from Newsies

200. 128. π (pi) from Mathematics (as in half a circle of radius 1)

199. 275. Zee from Total Drama 2023

198. 278. Flynn Moore from Echo (the furry vn)

197. 270. Caim Tivh from Mørkalven

196. 195. Grendel, The Grimm General from Boldores and Boomsticks

195. 280. Hermie the Unworthy from Dungeons and Daddies

194. 181. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way from My Immortal

193. 247. Monkey D Luffy from One Piece

Tier 3 - Round of 192

192. 68. Jacopo Bearzatti from The House in Fata Morgana

191. 117. Pugsley Guttman from From the animated series Dead End: Paranormal Park

190. 57. Maglor from the Silmarillion

189. 203. Al-An from Subnautica: Below Zero

188. 112. Hercule Poirot from Agatha Christie-verse (???)

187. 122. Rampage from Beast Wars

186. 284. Callie Cuttlefish from Splatoon 1-3

185. 61. Ranpo Edogawa from Bungou Stray Dogs

184. 123. Emil from Nier series

183. 157. vriska from homestuck

182. 213. Brainy Smurf from The Smurfs

181. 36. Doppo Kannonzaka from Hypnosis Mic

180. 38. Diane Nguyen from BoJack Horseman

179. 32. Serial Designation N from Murder Drones

178. 29. Morgrem from Pokemon

177. 17. Joy Wang/Jobu Tupaki from Everything Everywhere All at Once

176. 54. Rex Salazar from Generator Rex

175. 161. Huan from The Silmarillion

174. 225. meg from megahex comic series

173. 136. [redacted] / trivia murder party host from jackbox; trivia murder party

172. 42. Toshiko Sato from Torchwood

171. 106. Veeva Dash from Stampy's Lovely World

170. 39. gaheris from arthuriana

169. 287. waylon smithers jr from the simpsons

168. 77. Nathaniel Kurtzberg from Miraculous Ladybug

167. 89. Pit from Kid Icarus

166. 82. Tsurugi Kyousuke / Victor Blade from Inazuma Eleven GO

165. 171. Danhausen from Professional wrestling

164. 3. Maia Drahzar/Edrehasivar VII from The Goblin Emperor

163. 165. Taranee Cook from W.i.t.c.h.

162. 207. Ardyn "Izunia" Lucis Caelum from Final Fantasy XV

161. 132. Invader Zim from Invader Zim

160. 94. Mumbo Jumbo from Real Life/Mcyt

159. 208. Garwin Chang from Keeper of the Lost Cities

158. 78. Aya Burnstein from Dancing In The Devils Auditorium, by xxangelxbl00dxx(the OP) on ao3

157. 230. Nintendo EShop Bag from Nintendo EShop

156. 234. Logan(Logic) from Sanders Sides

155. 261. Eridan Ampora from Homestuck

154. 235. Markiplier from Real Life

153. 138. Hajime Hinata from Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair

152. 264. Bao-Dur from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2

151. 71. Fabian Seacaster from Fantasy High (Dimension 20)

150. 283. Bruno Madrigal from Encanto

149. 13. The Fifth Doctor from Doctor Who

148. 155. Tegan Jovanka from Doctor Who

147. 273. Lynne from Ghost Trick

146. 130. Hoshina Hikaru (Cure Star) from Star Twinkle Pretty Cure

145. 81. Damon of Gallifrey from Doctor Who Arc of Infinity

144. 239. "Phoenix" from iiRitW, the OP's ORIGINAL (sob) wip videogame

143. 115. Sound Saran from My School President

142. 149. data from star trek the next generation

141. 2. Iruma-kun from Welcome to Demon School, Iruma-kun

140. 256. Akane Kurashiki from Zero Escape

139. 104. Usagi Tsukino/Sailor Moon from Sailor Moon

138. 91. Kuromi from Sanrio

137. 158. Corazón de Ballena from Oxventure

136. 192. Milo Murphy from Milo Murphy's Law

135. 105. Alice Price Healy from Incryptid

134. 48. Raven Scofflaw from the submitter's OC from a wip that currently has the filler title 'Family'

133. 187. Vash the Stampede from Trigun

132. 206. Ben from the submitter's OC with almost zero information about lmao (this will change once I update artfight?)

131. 66. Natsuki Subaru from Re:Zero

130. 126. Geralt of Rivia from The Witcher

129. 255. Kevin from Ghost Host Ghost House

Tier 4 - Round of 128

128. 116. Pancho from All Hail King Julien!

127. 110. Kento from Payday 2

126. 113. Grantaire from Les Miserables

125. 65. Lexcanium from Wasteland 2

124. 297. Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars

123. 263. Chocolat Aizawa from Chocolat no Mahou

121/122. 153. Syv from Snøkattprinsen/The Snowcat Prince

121/122. 299. Adam Tyler from the Firewatching series

120. 83. Imogen Scott from Imogen, Obviously

119. 152. Garwin Chang from Keeper of the Lost Cities

118. 198. Sylvio Sawatari from Yu-Gi-Oh! Arc V

117. 295. Pheonix Wright from Ace Attorney

116. 221. Prince Tarte (full name so long even he can't remember all of it) from Fresh Precure

115. 286. Ingo from Pokemon Legends Arceus

114. 279. The Collector from The Owl House

113. 227. Guildmaster Wigglytuff from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky

112. 99. Nanako Dojima from Persona 4

111. 262. Lunar from The sun and moon show

110. 143. the doctor (could just be the 10th doctor if thats too broad) from doctor who

109. 108. Don Quixote from Limbus Company

108. 46. Chiono from Steldomo (aka an oc in a story the submitter wants to write)

107. 236. the Doctor from Doctor Who

106. 45. Hao Asakura from Shaman King

105. 16. Tatsuya Suou from Persona 2

104. 194. Magic Brian from The Adventure Zone: Balance

103. 229. ronan lynch from the raven cycle

102. 58. Todd Chavez from BoJack Horseman

101. 252. Susan Sto Helit from The Discworld series

100. 12. Baljeet Tjinder from Phineas and Ferb

99. 271. Manga Fukidashi from My hero academia

98. 238. Cure Lovely/Megumi Aino from Happiness Charge Precure

97. 154. Nate Ford from Leverage

Tier 5 - Round of 96

96. 210. Melanie King from The Magnus Archives

95. 241. Vriska Serket from Homestuck

94. 93. Cure Passion from Fresh Precure

93. 44. Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls

92. 265. Otome from Video game (Gnosia)

91. 173. Lucian Lockhart from the submitter's imagination

90. 4. Pyotr 'Pierre' Bezukhov from War and Peace

89. 6. Mia "Maps" Mizoguchi from Gotham Academy/DC Comics

88. 76. Meridius from Venom

87. 268. daniil dankovsky from pathologic

86. 55. Nona from Nona the Ninth (book)

85. 24. Prince Peasely from Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

84. 298. IMOGEN from stellar firma

83. 52. Jordyn Khaos from The chronicles of Destiny

82. 166. Gideon Nav from The Locked Tomb

81. 282. Obi from Snow White with the Red Hair

80. 281. Dalinar Kholin from Stormlight Archive

79. 140. Tim Drake from DC Comics, Batman Comics

78. 248. Brightheart from Warriors

77. 23. Garwin Chang from Keeper of the Lost cities

76. 109. Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist

75. 289. Ken Kaneki from Tokyo Ghoul

74. 114. Vinnie Dakota from Milo Murphy's Law

73. 14. Jin Macchiato from Fuga: Melodies of Steel

72. 101. Hendry Lowe from All of Us Villains

71. 212. Annabel McAllistair from Dolls of new albion

70. 258. Sanji from One piece

69. 214. God from the Bible

68. 73. Kosane Kiriha from Null Magical Girl

67. 218. Bilbo Baggins from The Hobbit

66. 118. anakin skywalker from star wars

65. 90. Adina Astra from Lost Constellation (Night in the Woods Supplemental)

Tier 6 - Round of 64

64. 35. Larten Crepsley from The Saga of Darren Shan

63. 49. Eda Clawthorne from The Owl House

62. 26. Perona from One Piece

61. 47. Bain from Payday: the Heist and Payday 2

60. 144. Heiji Hattori from Detective Conan

59. 41. Maglor from The Silmarillion

58. 237. Carrot from The Discworld series

57. 179. John from Malevolent (podcast)

56. 226. Katarina Claes from My Next Life as a Villianess

55. 127. five hargreeves from the umbrella academy

54. 196. Dragon from Parahumans

53. 102. Vanessa Santoro from Fablehaven book series

52. 150. James Flint from Black Sails

51. 180. Sasha Rackett from Rusty Quill Gaming

50. 249. Donna Noble from Doctor Who

49. 178. Beauregard Lionett from Critical Role

Tier 7 - Second bracket

48. 151. Zisu from Pokemon Legends Arceus

47. 209. Prince Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender

46. 56. Canute from Vinland Saga

45. 183. otto octavius / doc ock from spiderman 2

44. 204. Kim Dokja from Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint

43. 33. Mihashi Ren from Ookiku Furikabutte (Big Windup!)

42. 100. The original char aznable from Gundam

41. 51. Percy Weasley from Harry Potter

40. 292. akagi shigeru from akagi

39. 202. Douglas F. Eiffel from Wolf 359

38. 80. Marty Mikalski from The Cabin in the Woods, 2011

37. 142. The Reaper from Death's door

36. 184. Thors from Vinland Saga

35. 200. Ryoma Hoshi from Danganronpa

34. 75. Darth Maul from Star Wars

33. 243. Kim Theerapanyakul from Kinnporsche The Series

Tier 8 - Round of 32

32. 34. Godzilla from Godzilla

31. 300 Baljeet Tjinder from Phineas and Ferb

30. 245. Duck Newton from The Adventure Zone: Amnesty

29. 145. Gakushuu Asano from Assassination Classroom

28. 30. Natsume Takashi from Natsume's Book of Friends

27. 276. Nona from The Locked Tomb series

26. 87. Cordelia Gallo from Gosick

25. 162. Richard Spender from Paranatural

Tier 9 - Round of 24

24. 296. Horse from Centaurworld

23. 40. charlie kelly from its always sunny in philadelphia

22. 294. Warren Peace from Sky High

21. 176. Percy Weasley from Harry Potter

20. 285. Daisy Wells from Murder Most Unladylike (book series)

19. 201. zane from lego ninjago

18. 9. Tin from Triage

17. 111. Kelsier from Mistborn

Tier 10 - Sweet 16

16. 98. Fujiwara no Sai from Hikaru no Go

15. 133. Megamind from Megamind

14. 97. V from Devil May Cry

13. 69. Vegas Theerapanyakul from Kinnporsche: The Series

Tier 11 - Top Twelve

12. 193. The Obituary Writer from Death By Dying

11. 163. hollyleaf from warrior cats

10. 72. King Clawthorne from The Owl House

9. 288. Vin from Mistborn

Tier 12 - Elite Eight

8. 222. Galacta Knight from Kirby

7. 224. Metal Sonic from Sonic Series

Tier 13 - Final bracket

6. 272. Ilke from Phenomena

5. 231. Maika Halfwolf from Monstress

Tier 14 - Final Four

4. 246. Phoenix Wright from Ace Attorney

Tier 15 - Thrilling Three

3. 21. Olenna Tyrell from A Song of Ice and Fire

Tier 16 - Top Two

2. 5. Parker from Leverage

Tier 17 - Only One

1. 67. Sophie Foster from Keeper of the lost cities

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likeevalikeeve’s mini-celebration

so i’m celebrating my 1,050 followers (i know it isn’t much compared to others but hey, i can be happy about it, right?)!

*more under the cut

wasn’t supposed to tag mutuals as to not disturb them, but... here we go! @trumpkinhotboy @angel-cap @everythingnerdyxoxo @mimatosstuff @himetsundere @dutchforstrangers @ri-ships-takari @tangledupblue @earlgreymon @ashandpikachu @singinprincess etc. no worries if you don’t want to participate! this is just a little thing. please tell me if you want to be removed!

as a thank you to those who follow me, and especially my mutuals, i will be accepting requests for any of these (i have the right to refuse though):

celebrities/influencers

anthony mackie x reader

ben hardy x reader

chris evans x reader

sebastian stan x reader

tom holland x reader

william moseley x reader

criminal minds

matt simmons x reader

spencer reid x reader

digimon

mimi tachikawa

hikari yagami

taichi yagami & sora takenouchi

yamato ishida & mimi tachikawa

takeru takaishi & hikari yagami

jianliang lee & ruki makino

koichi kimura

harry potter

george weasley & katie bell

oliver wood x reader

inception

ariadne

arthur & ariadne

eames x reader

law & order: special victims unit

sonny carisi x reader

marvel

bucky barnes x reader

sam wilson x reader

peter parker x reader

the chronicles of narnia

caspian x x reader

edmund pevensie x reader

peter pevensie & eva skye bellamy (*they’re my grandparents’ names, not mine)

top 30 animanga ships

akatsuki no yona - hak & yona

akkuma no riddle - tokaku azuma & haru ichinose

alice 19th - kyo wakamiya & alice seno

*bleach - ichigo kurosaki & orihime inoue

cells at work! - white blood cell & red blood cell

d.n. angel - daisuke niwa & riku harada

devils line - yuki anzai & tsukasa taira

digimon adventure - takeru takaishi & hikari yagami

*fate series - shirou emiya & rin tohsaka

ghost hunt - naru shibuya & mai taniyama

ginban kaleidoscope - pete pumps & tazusa sakurano

harukanaru toki no naka de - tenma morimura & akane motomiya

kamigami no asobi - apollon agana belea & yui kusanagi

kawaii dake ja nai shikimori-san - yuu izumi & micchon shikimori

*kaze no stigma - kazuma yagami & ayano kannagi

kenka bancho otome: girl beats boys - rintaro kira & hinako nakayama

koi to yobu ni wa kimochi warui - ryo amakusa & ichika arima

koroshi ai - ryang-ha song & chateau dankworth

la storia dell arcana famiglia - liberta & felicita

magic knight rayearth - lantis & hikaru shidou & eagle

mahoutsukai no yome - elias ainsworth & chise hotori

marmalade boy - yuu matsuura & miki koishikawa

shin shirayuki-hime densetsu pretear - hayate & himeno awayuki

shintei tantei yakumo - yakumo saito & haruka ozawa

*spy x family - damian desmond & anya forger

*tenkuu no escaflowne - van fanel & hitomi kanzaki

tesla note - kuruma tanaka & botan negoro

*yashahime: princess half-demon - hisui & setsuna

yu yu hakusho - yusuke urameshi & keiko yukimura

zombie-loan - chika akatsuki & michiru kita

(*super selected)

i will also be doing a top 30 + selected prompts thing, though I’m not going to do it everyday. i realized i’m too ambitious, hehe. so I’ll be doing this during my own free time. what i do need help with is which ships and prompts i should write for first; you can fill this form here.

and, another treat for anyone who wants, send me a “meet cute” prompt + a ship/reader insert (listed above) and i’ll write a super mini-fic about it (3-5 sentences). 

and for mutuals! send me a *🐾* and i’ll tell you my super first thought/s about you.

so that’s it! i know this wouldn’t be a big hit but hey, i tried, right? thank you!

[waheelawhisperer]

Moar violence asks (7, 14, 21, 22) and Bluebonnet + Feilan asks (3, 9, 16, 17). Feel free to ignore/trim if some/most are too open-ended or annoying.

Violence Asks:

7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

RWBY: I can't say I truly hate any RWBY characters (even the ones who are utterly repulsive as human beings are at least decent as characters), much less because of the way the fandom acts about them, but there are certainly characters I like less than I ordinarily would for this reasons. I like Ironwood less because his stans are obnoxious and somehow think his plan would've worked (Team RWBY was right to fight and wrong to evacuate later and I will die on this hill) and that Team RWBY are the villains of the show, I like Jaune less because the Jaune harem people are incredibly fucking weird, I like Taiyang less because people keep insisting that his advice to Yang didn't suck and that Yang's disability arc was written well, I like Sun less because Black Sun shippers are annoying, and I like Blake and Yang less because Bumbleby shippers are annoying, there are so goddamn many of them that even a vocal minority is difficult to escape, and the worst of them will excuse any flaws in the show's writing or criticism thereof because the sapphics kissed and then buy out merch made by a company named after a homophobic slur.

Arknights: I don't like Platinum, and every time I see someone ship her with Nearl or Blemishine, I like her a little less.

Fate: I already hated Emiya Shirou but the way the Fate Stay Night fanbase gushes over him makes me want to run him over with a bulldozer. I also can't stand Waver or Iskandar after a former friend talked them up for years, they never once lived up to his hype, and then he tried to convince me that AI art was a victimless crime.

College Football: I already hated Baylor because of its athletics department's numerous scandals, but their fans are shitty self-centered entitled asshats on top of being mostly Evangelicals. They will forgive anything if the money sports win.

I absolutely despise Penn State for the same reason (scandals) but their fans are fucking horrendous and keep insisting that the head coach involved was a great guy, actually, and that their program didn't deserve the death penalty.

I was actually fond of LSU until they played Texas at DKR and then their players faked cramping/injuries because they were getting gassed and the coach whined about the visitor's locker room being too hot. Then two of their most recent coaches turned out to either have committed or enabled sexual assault, so there's that.

Georgia fans got significantly more obnoxious after they won a national championship, but they were barking at kids even before that, so they've pretty much always sucked.

Iowa state fans were actually tolerable until they had one good season and Texas/OU announced they were changing conferences from the Big 12 to the SEC, at which point they decided to be the whiniest and most annoying of the Hateful 8 despite mediocrity literally being the height of their program's accomplishments.

The Boys: Homelander and Soldier Boy are shitty people and good characters, but every time I see right-wing dipshits idolizing either of them or the newest batch of reader x fanfiction, I hate them both a little more.

14) that one thing you see in fics all the time

I mostly read RWBY fic when I read fic at all, but there's a list of annoying bullshit a mile long and about half of it comes from Coeur Al'Aran. Most of the rest is fanon that gained too much steam, but I really don't want to go into all of it right now.

21) part of canon you think is overhyped

RWBY: Volume 8 was dogshit and I don't understand why people enjoy it.

Bumbleby is overhyped to hell and back as a supposedly-amazing slowburn when I'd give it a B at best in terms of execution. Like very other fucking plotline in RWBY, it suffers from a persistent refusal to align resources and scope, prioritize specific elements of the show, or give anything major the time and focus it deserves. It's fine, though - the fanbase will fill in the blanks with headcanon and then claim that means the writing (that doesn't exist) is brilliant and anyone who thinks otherwise just lacks media literacy, just like they do every other time RWBY's writing fails.

Salem honestly sucks as a villain and simultaneously feels underwhelming and insurmountable at the same time because the writers dropped the ball on Volume 8 so Ironwood and Cinder could be the main villains for some fucking reason.

Arknights: The sociopolitical commentary isn't nearly as deep or incisive as tumblr likes to pretend and frequently fails to grow beyond "capitalism/imperialism/bigotry/Western society bad" like congrats you've identified and portrayed a problem but your solutions frequently either suck or don't exist

The prose is average and also 50% of it is unnecessary. Being obscure is not the same as being good.

Fate Grand Order: All of Lostbelt 5 was overhyped as shit to be honest

Elden Ring in general is overrated as hell and suffers from most of the Standard FromSoft Flaws, but that's more a consequence of the frankly absurd amount of hype it got rather than it being a bad game.

College Football: TCU had one good season with a bunch of Covid super-seniors, I doubt they'll have more than 8 wins this season. Sonny Dykes isn't the next Nick Saban until he actually manages to replicate this level of success consistently.

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

Chapter 7 tells us that Dobermann is afraid of heights and Nearl is a goober who puts too much power into her Arts sometimes.

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OC Asks:

3) What’s something pointless/petty/unimportant that IRRATIONALLY ANNOYS THE HELL out of your OC?

Bluebonnet hates the sound of dripping water it drives her insane.

Feilan 1 absolutely hates it when people beat around the bush and try to play/manipulate him instead of just being forthright about what they want, which is a direct response to several flirtatious women trying to use sex appeal and wheedling to get him to do their bidding

Feilan 2 gets agitated during sparring/combat because his parents have a very active sex life and aren't really careful about hiding it from their children and the various grunts and gasps and shit people make while fighting sound too much like sex noises to him. He's walked in on too much kinky middle-aged fornication to not have hangups about physical intimacy.

Feilan 3 does not like it when people grab him by the wrist. That is a Yang and Ruby zone only.

Feilan 4 hates sushi to the point where being around it forces him to fight not to be violently ill because raw animal protein of any kind reminds him of the way Team RWBY was when he first met them and the fact that he spent a good semester facing the very real threat of becoming food.

9) What would cause your OC to choose to do something petty/pointlessly cruel?

Bluebonnet is generally very sweet and friendly even to people who aren't particularly pleasant, but her inability to Pull Bitches is a sore spot for her. Make fun of her for it and she'll get real nasty, real quick. Also, don't prank her, because she will escalate (though she will be appropriately horrified if she accidentally goes too far).

Feilan: Alcohol is the big one, especially for Feilan 1, and especially if he's drinking because something bad happened to him recently. He has a bad habit of taking out his stress on the closest available target and can get real mean when he's drunk.

Hurt someone he specifically cares about or just innocent people in general and Feilan has no issues with visiting retribution upon you in kind. Do not attack Beacon Academy. It will not end well for you.

On a more lighthearted note, antagonize him or act like a dick and he will respond in kind.

For Feilan 1 in particular, you can add being General James Ironwood or anyone associated with General James Ironwood to the list. Feilan 1 and Jimmy do not like each other at all for a variety of reasons, and Feilan tends to be at his pettiest when dealing with Ironwood and his military. This has bitten him in the ass at least once.

16) How strong or weak is your OC’s Impulse control? What’s the worst thing that happened because of their impulsivity or inability to be so?

Bluebonnet is not impulsive in high-stakes situations like combat (she's a very good soldier/Huntress/leader when the situation calls for it) but is otherwise the embodiment of "fuck it we ball" in social in social situations (she will, for example, happily go on a bar crawl the night before midterms if her friends rope her into hijinks). Bluebonnet lives for Shenanigans and her grades in school suffered for it.

Feilan is not particularly impulsive at all. His stupid decisions are mostly carefully considered and planned out in advance, and normally he can't be impulsive if he wants to survive. The main thing that makes him impulsive is the presence and attention of attractive women.

17) How does your OC sabotage themselves? 

Bluebonnet sees or hears something, thinks "this seems fun!", and then later realizes that it was not, in fact, fun (or that it was fun but also a terrible idea). She mostly has her shit together otherwise, but the big way she screws herself over is via her love life. She's chronically dateless and easily infatuated, and those two things combine to make her very frustrated and prone to tunnel visioning on whatever she thinks will result in a relationship. She will do almost anything she's asked if someone pretty smiles at her and desperately needs a friend around to knock some sense into her at all times.

Feilan gets it into his head that he wants to be a Huntsman despite having no training at age 17 and all his problems arise from there. He starts his stories by finding a way to get into Beacon anyway, but those ways aren't strictly legal and are often very dangerous. The main conflict up until the Battle of Beacon typically involves him trying not to blow his cover. Feilan, stop lying to people. It will be healthier for you in the long run.

[shikiii-skadi]

What it would be like if the Fate characters had a crush on you:

Rin Tohsaka

She is a Tsundere as we all know so you wouldn't probably know that she has a crush on you. She is also very serious so when you two have a conversation it's school-related and you would feel like you have a business meeting with her.

But while it may not seem like it, Rin truly cares for you and would protect you from possible harm. For example, if someone made fun of you in school, that person has to get ready for a conversation with Rin.

Rin would also seek contact with you. For example, she likes to eat lunch together with you. While it may look like it's not a big deal for her, she will be sad and would sulk a little if you eat lunch with your other friends.

Rin would notice her crush relative quickly but she would deny it. She couldn't be in love with you, right?

She can't deny her feelings forever and would want to take your relationship a step further. But she is too flustered to confess to you.

You will have to confess to her first. She can be harsh sometimes because she has to figure out her own feelings but she will gladly accept your feelings.

Archer Emiya:

He would notice his feeling for you but like Rin, he would deny and ignore them. But of course, no one can ignore such strong feelings forever.

He is such a mom honestly. Be ready to get asked if you had eaten enough 24/7. He would cook for you and make sure you sleep enough so you can give it your all.

He also sympathizes with you. You are a new mage and he knows too good what it is like to suddenly have this responsibility. He would train with you and show you some tricks so you can become better.

He cares for you a lot and would always be ready to protect you but Archer wouldn't tell you about his feelings because he thinks he isn't worthy of your companionship. It's enough for him to be a good servant to you.

Alter Jeanne d'Arc:

Something will get burnt when she has a crush. Someone talked to you and made her jealous? Or someone said something rude to or about you? Yeah, they are now a burnt chicken.

Jeanne Alter wouldn't accept her feelings for you. That's why she will be pretty rude to you so no one will know about her crush. But her over-the-top reactions when you talk to her or her flustered face will make it pretty obvious for everyone.

She thinks she is subtle and no one knows about her feelings.

While she tries to hide her feelings if something would ever happen to you, she would be right there to protect you and burn whoever did this to you alive.

She would know that she has a crush on you but wouldn't accept it. Jeanne Alter tries to prove to herself that she is not in love with you by being rude to you.

But she is deeply in love with you and wants you all for herself. She will slash at everyone, who tries to make a move on you.

She would never confess to you first. You have to do the first move. And as always she would be rude to you when you confess. It will feel like a pretty bad rejection. But the way she will sneak into your room the night after to be with you will tell you that she is in fact happy you confessed.

Scathach:

You will feel like her pupil. She wants to teach you everything she knows so you don't have to be dependent on her and can protect yourself in Battle.

She is very wise. So if you have a problem Scathach would have good advice for everything. She would support and help you but at the same time, she would leave you your space so you can search for your own answers and learn from your mistakes.

When you are successful, be it in battle, learning a new magic trick, or something simple as backing a cake you wanted to try out for a long time, she would be really proud. Everyone would notice. She would praise you as well.

She would notice her feelings for you as soon as they occur. But no one would notice that she has. Not even you. She is good at hiding it. Everyone would think you have this pupil and teacher thing going on. And you would probably see her as sort of a big sister.

She is wise and knows that a bond between master and servant should never be conflicted by anything. Her confession could change your relationship as master and servant. If you accept her feelings you could be ready to sacrifice yourself for her. She would never want that. And if you reject her feelings your trust could be broken and you won't have the same dynamic in battle as before.

So she is fine with just being your mentor and teaching you to be a worthy master.

Ruler Jeanne d'Arc:

Jeanne is so sweet to you honestly. She is always trying to support and help in battle as well as in your everyday life. You can be certain that the moment you would walk into the kitchen to cook something, she would be there as well, so she can help you.

But at the same time, she would always respect your personal space. So you would never feel like she is babysitting you.

Ruler Jeanne is not aggressive and rude like her avenger counterpart. She would never say something that would upset you and if she made you upset with something she would apologize instantly and would feel so bad.

At first, Jeanne would be a little conflicted with her feelings for you. She never felt like this before and on top of that, she is a saint and war general and you are her master. She is not sure if it's alright for her to have feelings for you let alone be in a relationship with you.

It's not like Jeanne doesn't want to confess to you but she doesn't know how she should confess to you or if it's better if she doesn't confess at all because you are her master.

In the end, you are probably the one who confessed to her. Even if you didn't have feelings for her when she began to grow feelings for you, you would probably feel for her. After all, you spend so much time together and learned to trust each other unconditionally. And I mean how can you not fall for Jeanne when she is this sweet to you?

Arthur Pendragon:

He is your knight in shining armor. Literally. You are his master as a knight he would be ready to sacrifice himself for you at any given moment. His feelings for you would make his devotion to you a million times stronger.

Arthur would be a little shy around you. Every time you would smile at him, his heart would flatter.

After some time, when you two are comfortable around each other he would start to tease you a little. Nothing too serious, of course.

He would notice his feelings for you the moment they appear.

He hesitates to confess because it could affect your master-servant relationship. And that could lead to you dying or getting hurt. That's the last thing he would want.

And of course, there is the whole thing of him disappearing after his purpose is fulfilled.

You are probably the one, who is confessing. Let's face it, there is no way you could not fall for him when he is this considerate of you and always ready to protect you from every possible harm. He is also naturally charming.

Even if he is worried about the consequences of your romantic relationship there is no way he could reject you, when his heart is beating this fast every time he sees you.

Gilgamesh:

You would definitely know that he is interested in you. He would just straight out tell you, that he wants you to be his wife/husband and that you should feel honored he chose you.

Your answer to his proposal doesn't matter. There is only one right answer. He will only accept a yes. He gets what he wants. That includes you as well.

He thinks you are desirable but I wouldn't call it love. Gilgamesh sees you as part of his treasure.

In some quiet moments, he might be a bit nicer to you. But his desire for you doesn't change the fact that he doesn't see you as an equal.

But he would see you in a higher position than everyone else.

He would go out of his way to protect you but it's not really out of affection. He doesn't want what belongs to him to get hurt by some low-level mongrel.

Also better no one is talking down on you when he is around because he will not tolerate that. These mongrels should know their places. No one is allowed to talk bad about someone he chose to be worthy of his companionship.

[simping-overload]

𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜/𝚘

𝚊/𝚗: 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚒𝚏 𝙸 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜

𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚜: 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚗𝚎𝚞𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛, 𝚌ú 𝚌𝚑𝚞𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚗[𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛], 𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚢𝚊 [𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛], 𝚐𝚒𝚕𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚑[𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛], 𝚜𝚏𝚠

𝚌ú doesn't even try to wake you up unless it's urgent but otherwise he's not moving from his very comfortable spot, though he may accidentally wake you when he's trying to curl up around you more attempting to feel more of your softness that he loves feeling a little too much or he may grab one of your hands and just put it on his head to mimic your headpats -morning kisses make tail go wag <3-

𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚢𝚊 dislikes waking you up but the cute little face you make when he wakes you up is an amazing sight,can easily make your grumpy and/or tiredness go away with his cooking easily. there's no going back to sleep with this guy, he can be very presistant but maybe if he's feeling generous he'll let you sleep for a few more minutes

𝚐𝚒𝚕𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚑 would only wake you up for the sole fact that he wants attention, its best to just indulge him in your affections so he stops whining. very content with letting you run your hands through his hair, will never admit it but its a very nice feeling to him and its likely he'll fall asleep to this, likes to be pampered with kisses on any part of his body, he'll probably return the favor.

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[thetaledeliveryservice]

Hey there Hollow can I please get some headcanons for Lancer Cu, Robin, and Emiya being worried about Mori and Masters' relationship, thier worried about Mori hurting Master as berserkers aren't known for their gentleness and self control

Cu Chulainn (Lancer)

Cu gets that Mori cares about their Master, and wouldn't do anything to hurt you on purpose. The two most likely have a bit of a bromance going on at times. But...

There are times he can't help but worry that Mori might smack you on the back too hard one day. Or might forget his own strength while putting an arm on your shoulders.

So anytime he sees the two of you together, he's watching from the corner of his eye just in case something happens.

Robin Hood

When it comes to his Master and Mori being together he's like an older brother somewhat.

He supports the relationship, and he might tease you every now and then about things he's seen the two of you doing together. But he also wants it to be known that if Mori does anything to hurt you he will not hesitate to fill the Berserker's hide with arrows.

He'll even cover for the two of you if any of the other servants start getting in an uproar about the whole relationship. He's got your back.

Emiya

The day he finds out, he'll look at Mori, look at you, and then say "Him? Really? HIM?"

Look, even before becoming a servant, Emiya has not had the best experiences when it comes to Berserkers. So he's more apprehensive about this than the other two.

He's okay with the two of you being together, but he's never going to be completely fine with it. He won't actively try to break the two of you up though, he's not the type to let his own bad experiences get in the way of someone else's love and happiness.

[a-little-awkward-simp]

Incident D -- Ashiya Douman x reader

Finally got this done! This is based on the hc's I wrote some while back. Enjoy! :D

Fandom: FGO

Pairing: Ashiya Douman x reader

warnings: implied smut, Douman being chaotic, might have typos (let me know if I missed any)

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You stirred from your sleep and rubbed your eyes that were still sensitive to the light coming from your window. You turned to look next to you to find the other side of your bed empty. You didn’t think too much of it since he often got up earlier than you. You collapse back on your pillow, lying there for a while longer, before getting up. 

You got up after a short while and the cool air of your room hit your naked body harshly, after being under the warm covers of your bed. You shivered and wrapped the blanket around you to block the cold.

You walk into the bathroom, blanket still wrapped around your naked form. You drop the blanket right in front of the bathroom and step inside. You turn on the faucet and wash your face with cool water. You look up and close the faucet. You look at your reflection in the mirror and smile at your bed hair, remembering the events of last night that make your cheeks flush a light shade of red. You style your hair and walk out of the bathroom to go find some clothes.

You open your closet and find a new sweater on your other clothes with a note on top of it. You read it quietly and smile at the text.

“Good morning my dear. I apologize for leaving earlier and not waking you up, I wanted you to get a good sleep. I saw this sweater once and instantly thought it would look absolutely perfect on you, so I got it for you. I hope to see you wearing it today ;)

Yours truly

D”

You set the note aside and take the sweater in your hands. You let it open and see it’s a gorgeous white wool sweater with beautiful embroidery. You turn it around and look at the back of the sweater. It’s got a completely open back. You smile looking at the shirt and without a second thought you put it on and match it with your favorite trousers. You go to the bathroom and quickly check yourself in the mirror. The sweater is perfect. And finally you leave your quarters.

You decide to go get yourself some breakfast in the cafeteria so you start walking the corridors of Chaldea and towards your destination. As you finally get to the cafeteria you go talk to the kitchen staff of the day and ask for some breakfast. Boudica and Emiya greet you with a smile and compliment your new sweater.

“Thank you i just got it today” you smile and give them a twirl- only to hear both of them gasp slightly once your back is towards them.

“What?” you look at them confused. “Is there something wrong? You don’t like it?” you look down at your sweater and back at them.

“N-no! Nothing, nothing…” Boudica mumbles and her speech quiets down. “Anyway! Here you go, master! Your breakfast!” She speaks quickly and gives you something to eat and walks away. Emiya’s eyes are still looking down at you in shock.

You give them one final confused look and go find a table. You hear a couple of people gasp and snicker as you walk past them and you give them a confused look, but they look away from you right away.

You finally see Mash sitting at a table talking with Robin Hood and Mandricardo and decide to join them.

“Morning guys”, you greet them with a smile.

“Master! That’s a lovely sweater you’re wearing”  Mash says, smiling brightly at you.

“Thank you Mash! I quite like it myself as well” you smile and give her a twirl as well. You hear Mash gasp and Mandricardo nearly choking on his coffee as you twirl, while the green archer starts giggling.

“M–master!” Mash struggles to find words, covering her mouth in shock,

Robin whistles at you. “Woow Master that’s quite bold” he says as he keeps chuckling. “That a permanent tattoo?”

You furrow your brows in confusion “What?” you start to get nervous. “What do you mean?”

“Um…” Mash starts, clearly struggling to find words in her shock. “You- you should go find a mirror…” she mumbles.

You freeze for a moment before you start running back towards your quarters faster than ever. You open your door hurriedly and rush into the bathroom and in front of the mirror. You turn and see what’s on your back. Your face goes absolutely pale when you realise you’ve been walking around Chaldea your back bear with THAT on it.

“PROPERTY OF ASHIYA DOUMAN”

That’s what reads on your back with cat sized letters. Your face flushes completely red with embarrassment and anger. 

You turn on the faucet and get water on your hands and try to wash the text off; but it doesn’t work. You let out a sigh of frustration and give up trying to wash it away.

You leave your quarters, your face still red from embarrassment and start walking towards the evil-doers quarters. And as you finally reach your said destination you knock on the door quite roughly.

“Douman!” you yell. “Douman! Open. The door. Now!

Finally the door opens and in front of you stands the tall and handsome devil with the biggest shit eating grin on his face.

“Oh hello my dear” he says with a flirtatious tone. “I see you’re wearing your new sweater~How do you like it, love? Mind giving me a little spin?” he says with the same grin on his face, cocking one eyebrow.

“Not. funny” you tell him, your face still fiery red.

“Oh come on now dear, just one twirl~“ he takes one of your hands and twirls you around. He chuckles when he sees his masterpiece on your back.

“Stop it!” you say and yank your hand out of his grip. “do something about this!” you shout, frustrated. He just chuckles at your frustration.

“I don’t know… I’m quite fond of that masterpiece of mine, like I am fond of you” he purrs with a sly smirk on his face.

You let out a frustrated sigh and turn to walk away, leaving him behind to stand against his door frame, chuckling as he looks at your back.

You head back to your own quarters, toss your sweater off and jump in the shower in an attempt to get the text off your back.”Ass...” you mumble to yourself.

A couple of days pass as you ignore him everytime you see him and also try to wash the permanent marker off your back, morning and night. You had to ask help from Mash a couple of times. For days you felt angry at him, never getting an apology from him, until one day you hear a loud knock on your door. You walk to it and open it, seeing the large man in front of you with a broken look on his face.

“A-” you begin but you’re soon cut off by him.

“Y/N! My heart! My soul! Please, forgive me! I can’t do this anymore, it’s been too long! It’s been ages since I last saw you and your lovely face smiling at me! Please!” he spoke in a loud desperate voice.

“A-” you tried to speak to him, but you couldn’t interrupt his long, dramatic speech about not seeing you in an eon (*three days), how he’s sorry and feels terrible about his horrible sin (*writing on your back with a permanent marker) and how he can’t breathe without you by his side, how he lost the light of his life for eternity (*you waited for him to apologize to you for a couple of days).

“Ashi!” you finally raise your voice and get his attention. You look at him with a kind smile on your face. “It’s quite alright” you tell him. “I was just angry and I wanted an apology. I forgive you”

Suddenly he gets up and smirks at you, like the breakdown he had right in front of you never happened.

“Ah my dear, I knew you’d forgive your Daddy D…” he smirks and speaks with a flirty tone, gently grabbing your chin and making you look up at him. You blush at his words since you're standing in the hallway.

“Ashi…”

“Well then my dear, how about I show you just how happy I am about our conversation just now?” He speaks in a sly and seductive tone that never fails to make you blush. He pulls you back into your room, locking the door behind you both and you know what he has in store for you for the coming night, after being apart for so long.

[simpknight]

Kinktober 9: Emiya x GN!Reader (Masturbation)

Rating: Explicit 

Words: 1474

Warnings: Semi-public masturbation

Mash has spent the whole week planning everything for your movie night, she was so excited she even prepared your room for the occasion, bringing even a projector and a big screen to watch the movie. You thought she may have borrowed them from Da Vinci or something like that. It was going to be amazing.

Until Jaguar heard you talking about it. And told Ishtar. And Sitonai eavesdropped their conversation. And brought her bear and Heracles with her.

So now you were six people and two animals in your room (after all Fou almost never left your side). You were sitting on the bed, next to Mash and next to her was Ishtar, who decided by herself you were going to watch a horror movie because obviously it's the most cliché thing to watch with your friends. Also you were sure she did it to make Sitonai leave the room.

"I warn you Mash, I know it's difficult to resist my charms but try not to hold me if you get scared, you have master next to you if you want to."

"Ishtar don't get jealous, you can change places with Mash if you want, after all we all know you get scared easily."

The goddess blushed, refusing to answer you and Mash silently thanked you for that.

Almost immediately someone knocked at the door. It was Parvati who brought you some blankets and behind her was Emiya carrying three large bowls.

"Oh, right, Mash asked him to bring snacks for today." you thought to yourself.

"Sorry for the delay, it took us longer than we expected."

Parvati gave Sitonai, who was sitting on Heracles’ lap, a small blanket. Then she gave you a big one for the three and a medium one to Jaguar, who was lying on the floor. The archer did the same with the food, the difference was he didn't have the gentle smile Parvati had. In fact, you saw him avoid eye contact with everyone but you and Mash.

"Ah, thank you for the food archer, you're so kind!" said Jaguar

"Be thankful, I didn't forget how you emptied the fridge at 3 am last week."

"Sheesh..."

"Oh, someone is especially grumpy today~." Ishtar wanted to tease the archer for a bit but you knew it wouldn't end well. For Emiya that is, she would have the time of her life.

"Parvati is going to watch the movie with us, would you want to stay too?" suggested Mash

"I should probably go back to the kitchen."

"He's doesn't want to stay because he's going to be scared. It's written all over his face." commented Sitonai

"Of course, being with you is a nightmare..." You heard him muttered under his breath.

"Hey, I heard that, stupid archer!"

"Shh, it's 11 pm, kids should be sleeping."

Heracles turned around and looked at you like he was asking if he should intervene and you denied it with your head. Last thing you wanted was a berserker making a mess on your room because some adult decided to argue with a child.

"Come on, it's going to be fun!" You tried to convince him "Here, you can sit here."

He looked at the empty spot near you not fully convinced.

"Fine, I'll stay."

Mash waited for him to sit then started the movie. She quickly run to the switch to turn off the lights for a better environment.

At first you were excited for the movie, the scenes from the beginning were nice, the background music was good... But after the first 20 minutes you started to doze off. You woke up suddenly when you heard Ishtar and Sitonai's deafening screams.

"I... I have to go now!" Said the little girl as she got up "I remembered I have to... Do something, that's right! Let's go, Berserker, Shiro!"

The servant and the animal followed her in silence, Mash paused the movie for a moment while the rest of you watched them leave.

"Guess it was too much for her after all..."

The servant's continued watching the film but you still felt sleepy. At least you weren't the only one because Jaguar's snores could be heard from time to time across the room.

Unconsciously, you tilted your head to the left and when you felt a hard surface you opened your eyes. Your head was resting on Emiya's shoulder.

"Sorry."

"If you were so tired then why didn't you go to sleep?"

"Mash was really excited so I didn't want to upset her."

"You're hopeless."

He said that yet placed his hand on top of yours gently, surely he wouldn't do that if the blanket wasn't covering your bodies. It was warm, his calloused fingers caressed your skin so tenderly you thought you could fall asleep again, it really relaxed you. Similarly, you started to massage his thigh with slow strokes in a circular motion. You looked at your surroundings, everyone was focused on the screen, even Mash was tightly grabbing the bowl of popcorn with both hands, tense because of the scary scenes.

Suddenly you had an idea.

You moved carefully, trying to slide your hands inside the archer's pants.

"What are you doing?"

Hearing Emiya's voice inside your head startled you, but obviously he wouldn’t say anything in case the others could hear.

"Oh, come on, no one is looking..."

"Don't you dare."

He seemed dead serious about it, you weren't going to force things if he wasn't in the mood so you moved away and tried to focus on the movie once and for all.

When there was 30 minutes left for it to finish the spooky stuff started to get serious. No one made a sound, everything was quiet except for the sounds of the speakers. You could feel Ishtar tremble with fear even with Mash in the middle of you. Emiya also moved uncomfortably and you decided to tease him a bit, but he didn't bother answering you.

"Are you mad at me?" You said on a low voice, afraid you might have upset him.

"No."

"Really?"

He opened his mouth, yet he did not speak. Again, he didn't want the others to hear.

"This is all your fault..."

"What? I don't get it, what did I do wrong?!"

"You know exactly what you did." Before letting you ask any other question he grabbed your wrist and rested your hand on his pants. "You were the one who started."

"Oh..." You massaged the spot, suggestively "Does that mean you want me to finish it?"

"Seriously why couldn't you wait until we were alone?"

"Wait, so you really wanted to fuck?"

"Why do you have to say it so bluntly?!"  You heard him sigh tiredly. He made sure no one was looking at you before unzipping his pants to make it easy for you. "Just... make it quick."

"Try holding your voice the best you can, no one will see under the blanket but that doesn't mean they can't hear you."

He nodded, letting you do the work. You slipped inside his underwear, letting your fingers tangle between his hair

"Looks like someone needs to shave down there, it's so thick I almost thought I was touching a bush."

"You say that yet don't sound displeased, I wonder why."

You smiled playfully, continuing what you started. His body tensed, your fingertips traced his length before grasping it firmly. One last check to make sure no one was looking before moving your hand carefully up and down, trying not to use too much pressure.

Emiya sighed as your thumb reached the tip of his dick, you used this moment to continue the previous teasing.

"Ah, did that felt good?" He nodded slowly "That's a relief, I feared my hands wouldn't be enough, since we're not alone I can't do more."

"What if we were alone?" He chose to play along.

"Maybe I could use my mouth, surely my tongue would feel better than my hands, with a hot and wet sensation on your skin. Although if that’s what you want you could just shove your dick into my-"

"AH!" Ishtar and Mash screamed loudly, making you shout too.

You weren't paying attention to the movie so instead of getting scared by the jumpscare you did it because of the girls. The screams were so loud they even woke Jaguar up and you thought your heart was going to explode.

You were about to put your hand on your chest to feel your heartbeat when you noticed your hand was covered by something.

"What...?" You stared at Emiya, who blushed and looked away, searching for a handkerchief on his pocket to clean it for you. He got so scared he came all over your hand.

"Not a word."

"I knew I had that effect on people."

"I said not a word."

[hotter-than-mapo-tofu]

Emiya (Archer) being a dad for the first time headcanons

A/N: Hello there! I’m back after a long hiatus connected to getting a job... and then losing it due to transphobic manager. I’m so sorry for not posting anything or not even sending any life signals. I’m getting back to more or less regular posting, I hope.

This is a request made by an anon about a month ago!

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Okay, so this idea made me wonder – is he even able to have a child with someone? Like, come on, he’s basically a Spirit. He can materialize, of course, but does it make it possible to father a baby? Honestly, I don’t think so. BUT Archer can adopt one with you!

Adopting a child would mean a lot for him. After all, he was an adopted son himself. It’s kinda different when the child is just a baby, though Emiya still feels like it’s a start of a brand new life for someone. To be frank, he’s also pretty stressed and thinks of it as the biggest responsibility in his life. To become the best parent possible for someone who got rejected or lost family... Yeah, he’s pretty nervous.

He spends TONS of hours on parenting sites looking for tips! If you check out the search history you would be just amazed, okay? He’s especially cautious about stuff related to health – Emiya would like to make sure he’s able to notice any early symptoms of diseases or other problems.

Also, Emiya showers the baby with loads of presents! The room is basically full of fluffy toys and teddies. He even asked Vlad to show him how to knit a blankie. I mean, just imagine him seating on his favorite armchair and knit a huge blanket. I find this as pretty cute idea, honestly!

At night, when the baby wakes you two up with their crying, Archer is instantly right by the crib. If you ever try to replace him, he’s getting pretty defensive and overprotective towards you. Emiya always sends you back to bed, saying that was late and you needed to take rest. Actually, he pretty much pushes himself and is very tried, so you better become more assertive and just take him to bed by force before the poor man overworks himself!

One of your favorite scenes soon becomes the image of him falling asleep with the baby on his lap. The child hugs him tightly and it’s pretty obvious how safe and loved they feel. Do you know those pictures of babies sleeping in the exact same positions as their fathers? Yeah, that’s pretty much the same thing.

I think I don’t have to mention that when the baby is old enough to eat other stuff than milk, Emiya becomes almost obsessive about this topic. Archer tries out tons of different vegetable soups and honestly you always want him to make more just for you. Who would think that food dedicated to children would be so yummy?

Also, I really imagine that Emiya would like to name the baby Kerry. You know, after Kiritsugu. I believe it would mean a lot to him. Also, the name is basically gender neutral, so the AGAB wouldn’t really matter.