#Epic...

[everymangatenshinhan]

[gertritude-art]

a nurse and his little sister get swallowed by a god. what happens next is NOT in compliance with standard hospital procedure.

[actual-haise]

This says a lot about our Smogon tier....

[random-vyxx]

Heh..... I soent hours reading.... Whatv have YOU bren dojng?!?!?!!! (It was fan fiction, specifically Sweethearts and a Cinema....)

[estro-boi]

yo i think im starting to get tits...

[theoneandonlysun]

”I’m gonna try and find that friend of yours- If there’s anything I can do, ask.”

Let’s get Sun home.

4-4LR1GH7.

[lovelessbachelor]

Aw!!!! So real so real!!

i love puppetry i love puppets i love singing i love dancing i love music i love whimsy i love

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[petorahs]

would you still love me again?

[kurzler]

a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:

-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings

-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)

-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)

-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)

-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same

-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well

-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped

-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt

-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians

-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be

-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia

-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that

-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told

-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions

-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect

-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think

greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!

[jewishdainix]

The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

[two-bees-poetry]

twenty years across the sea

[mushyooms]

buying him time

[irunaki]

ive been thinking about this a lot