#Expensive coffin

[lucasdoesnotcare]

Most expensive group burial:

(Titan submersible)

[comet-wire]

Last night I cried, and I mean UGLY cried at a foul hour because I love Albert Wesker and I hate it. (/Lh)

Like first off, the man's name is Albert??? Need I say more? But then, his name is kinda gothic when you say his full name. I don't know if that's just me. But just simply referring to him as Albert is goofy as fuck considering he's supposed to be a villain in RE. Not only that, he's got paper thin lips. How's he gonna get a kiss kiss??☝️🤨/ref

But it wasn't only that, mind you, it's also because this absolute FUCK, this evil David Bowie and Johnny bravo looking mother fucker, has consumed my life and every waking thought that sometimes it genuinely hurts and that's what I hate about being autistic. It's just how much I want to consume of something once it becomes a special interest and/or hyperfixation. On top of that, Wesker is a special case for me because I found out I technically trauma bonded to him as a comfort character. For the past year and a half now, I got back into RE because of the RE4R and began hyperfixating on said game then it spiraled into hyperfixating about the Wesker's storyline, with project W and so on. I already have a tendency to go back to RE periodically every like two or so years but this has low-key been probably the longest I've consistently fixated on RE without a single break in-between. My dad and I bonded over resident evil, he's one of the people who got me into RE, albeit he watched the movies and I got into the game's. Which means RE means a whole lot to me and since he passed my fixation on it only heightened as a source of comfort. I also found out when you have a comfort character during a horrible period in your life, you very well can trauma bond with said character. So that means out of all characters, I have trauma bonded to Albert Wesker and I am two seconds away from tweaking. 🤩

On top of that, every time @rainbowroadonsteroids sends me something remotely Wesker related I start punching my wall and they bully me for it smh./Lh+nm

Shout out to my favorite human nightlight, Albert Wesker. ☝️🗿

[spider-gallery]

ashley in andy's sweater

[spearxwind]

actually judging by the tag on the site it looks like everyone is being tactless about the sub situation and also have very good reason to be

[saebaragi]

"so you're going to die alone?" I mean, unless you're planning some collective suicide or something, aren't we all?

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

I always like the idea of Kath having super decorated nails, like even for a black cat how does she get shit done in these

[freckledsweetpea]

since getting a puppy I haven't been able to take the time to do my nails because it can take upwards of 3 hours to do and my friend talked me into going with her to get them done this upcoming week. I'm excited to have nice nails again.

[smute]

so im moving back home next month to save some money during my last semester of grad school, and as grateful as i am for even having that option, a not so small part of me is very scared that it may turn out to be... not quite as temporary as i am currently hoping it will be🙂

[coffinsister]

coffincest halloween couple costumes.

Ashley forces Andrew into a maid outfit (This is barely related to Halloween)

I actually really like the idea of nun and priest costume or angel and devil

Catrina and Catrin as well would really suit them

[itriedwritingandhereiam]

So, vampires sleep in coffins. Cool cool, emphasizes that they are member of the dead, very asethetical and protects them from sunlight. Package deal am I right?

But consider

Pillow forts and black out curtains.

[vstheworld]

reading all these thinkpieces abt how succession’s finale was groundbreaking storytelling makes me feel crazy

[tweedfrog]

Rereading the hobbit and the terms Bilbo Baggins agrees to includes "funeral expenses to be defrayed". As Tolkien knew any hero worth their salt would take out funeral insurance.

[batslime]

we need to bring back iron we need more wrought iron me need fences we need bed frames we need fisk patented coffins in which we found red lipped beauties untouched by time because the window into their grave was so airtight their very soul was trapped inside huddling with the body of that who they once were. please

[qt-kt]

Whenever I get a place of my own I for realsies actually want a coffin as a coffee table and I want it to be fully functional and plush inside so I can have a littol nap in the vampire hole 🥰🦇⚰️

[glamourslime]

Mmmmmmm I want tattoos I want tattoos I want tattoos I want my whole body to be art and then I want to be allowed to decompose peacefully when I die

[starpros-sunshine]

transphobic behavior pillow has me in hysterics btw

anyway!! i hope you're able to get some sleep :( sending you good vibes seb beloved!!! <3

Leo my good friend Leo I am recieving the good vibes and I am thanking you for them and also sending you some as well!!<3

I think the noise can be dealth with if I just wear my headphones which is not a solution I am particularly fond of but it'll have to make due I suppose and the transphobic pillow is surprisingly huggable even if it doesn't like me but I am not here to take into consideration the feelings of a pillow that doesn't pillow properly so the bitch gets hugged end of discussion >:1