#F all of yall

[shotmrmiller]

ghost getting himself a cute, soft girl he doesn't talk about much but is clearly obsessed with and price just thinks it's nice he's finally settled down, approves of the home he's made for himself, definitely approves of the one he's taken for himself.

soap asks kyle if he's seen you and he says, "yep. lovely bird he's got tucked away in her little dollhouse. makes great food, too." soap swears there's a subtle shift in his tone when he says "lovely", a hint of something deeper that flickers in his eyes for just a moment. soap simply sucks on his teeth, letting it slide. (although he knows that kyle's always been one to appreciate the good things in life.)

interest gnaws at him, a persistent itch he can't scratch. price likes you just fine, as does kyle. well what about him? he decides to bite the bullet and goes to simon with a knot between his brows, the corners of his lips tugged downwards. they've shared clothes, bullets, beds. if the other two got to meet you, why can't he?

"ya can come over for dinner on tonight. she'd 'ave my neck if she didn't formally meet ya anyway."

soap then asks, out of genuine curiosity more than anything else, if simon would have kept you in the dark from him hadn't he brought you up himself.

"ya meet 'er when i want ya to, boy, and not a moment before." the tone he takes is unmistakeable. his words are a command, not a suggestion, and soap instantly knows to not push further.

soap nods. "ah'll be there."

"course ya will. she'd be terribly disappointed otherwise."

yeah, he'd hate to have that.

soap sits in the living room, the soft glow of the lamp casting a warm light over the cozy place. with a full stomach and an unfastened belt, nursing a glass of kentucky. he can't remember the last time he ate that well or that much.

maybe it's the alcohol that loosens his tongue, or the fact that he wishes he also had a sweet little thing to keep at his side just like simon's doing with you now, but the thoughts he's been mulling over all evening since he first saw you tumble out of his mouth.

"while ah can attest to yer taste in sweethearts, can't say much about your alcohol. bourbon, LT?" he says, chest warm.

simon's arm tightens around your hips, fingers splayed possessively over your thigh. he shrugs, completely unbothered by the backhanded compliment. "can't be perfect in everythin', can we, sergeant?"

soap's cheeks burn furiously hot when you come to his defense with a smack of your palm onto simon's chest. "be nice to johnny. he's got a face that make up for some of his other flaws."

the teasing lilt in your voice unashamedly gets his southern blood pumping. he can't help it if certain things stir when someone as pretty as you look at him like that. soap swirls the amber liquid gently in the glass while keeping his limpid eyes on you, not even trying to hide the fact that his gaze hasn't wavered since your cheeky little comment.

you then whisper something in simon's ear, your cupped hand not even half the size of his head and soap has to rearrange himself from the outside when your teeth catch your bottom lip. simon looks up at you then, eyes heavy and half lidded, and a smirk plays at the corners of his mouth.

"'m not sure, love. you'll just 'ave to ask 'im yourself. go on."

you open that sweet mouth of yours, but simon cuts you off with a decisive wave of his hand. "no. you know how to ask for things."

your reaction to that is visceral, and you're on your knees faster than his alcohol-muddled brain can comprehend. don't look down 'er shirt, don't look down 'er shirt, don't-

"johnny, will you touch my pussy?"

he splutters at your question, completely taken aback, but it seems you're not done just yet.

"hands to yourself, sergeant. tha' not all."

you pout at simon, one that earns you a look that promises consequence, but do as he says.

"will you touch my pussy, johnny? pretty please?"

[sporeclan]

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Leaf-bare again and we're already off to a bad start :')

[draw-your-self-ship]

Hey, psst, over here. Self ship artists, this is your sign to make that drawing, animatic, PV, or AMV of your self ship that you've been daydreaming about while listening to that one song. Doesn't matter what the song is, if it's overrated, extremely niche, or if others think it's cringe. Have fun with it and try out a new medium to tell your story with your F/O :D

Do NOT Interact: Pro//Ship + Neutral, adults who ship with minors, and real people shippers

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

TG: YES IM GAY:

TG: faGgot

TG: dykAe (the a is silent)

TG: trannY

TT: If you had switched the order of “dyke” and “tranny”, you would’ve had all the letters you needed without having to add the extra “A”.

GT: Yeah could you not do “faGgot trAnny dYke”?

TG: i may be stupid

[dustykneed]

WOMEN 😩

oh ABSOLUTELY.

(based on this f!bones dedicated to @muirmarie in spirit :3333 🩵💙💛)

[luzwastaken]

imma have a crack at this cus i need to hear this rn and maybe someone else does too,

your F/O wouldn't care if you have leg hair, or pit hair, or any sort of hair that ain't on your head or brows. in fact, maybe their attracted to it, maybe they like the look of body hair on you or like petting your legs sometimes lol

if your parents or someone tells you your gross for having body hair your f/o will remind you that everyone has it ! its natural ! they fell in love with YOU ! and they love you just the way you are !!! shaven or not :)

[exy-conspiracies]

The Minyard's are actually triplets, and the third one does all their class work.

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[ofbreathandflame-archive]

Elain stans have such a weird relationship with Nuala and Cerridwen and I genuinely can't tell if they just choose not to look at the optics of that dynamic or what...

[theposhperyton]

All evidence suggests yes

[peapeapeapa]

Fantastic Four

[daily-selfship-questions]

How messy is your F/O(s)? Do they come home and you have to pick twigs or leaves out of their hair or take a rag to get the dirt off of them/their clothes? Do you hear about them setting out for an adventure(whether an actual one or just them headed somewhere like the park) and preemptively run a bath for them for when they get back?

Do they track mud in the house or come back soaked and drip water on the floor which maybe leads to some giggles? Have you ever(lovingly) told them that they were too messy to come inside and brought them a towel to pat them off before bringing them in?

Does it extend to other parts of their life, like maybe they're a messy eater? Or their room is quite messy? Are they a bit of a clutz or have bad luck that leads to messy events?

Perhaps your F/O is very tidy, they frequently dust things or you often catch them vacuuming, mopping, or sweeping? Are they particular about what brands they use for cleaning things like laundry detergents or certain soaps? Are they someone that enjoys organizing things? Are they quick to pick up anything off of the floor for you if you don't have the energy at the moment to get to it yourself?

Do they constantly have the bed made? Do they have any folders or a filing system they use if they deal with a lot of paper work or simply draw or write a lot and like to keep it all together?

Are they 'surface-level' tidy, where things in there house or office space are quite neat but their room has a bit more havoc to it?

[mandiemegatron]

Wow I love sharing my F/O's with my mutuals !!! I love that we all love the same lil guy and have all our own ideas on how we love them !!! I love sharing the love that they deserve to have!! 💖💖💖

[angstlizard]

a broken clock is right twice a day — roleswap sabigiyuu au

i dont think i ever posted this on here. or maybe i did and didnt tag it properly lmao but here yall go. the idea behind this was "hey what if these two were in a doomed timeloop that starts from the moment the other dies in the final selection and ends/restarts during the final battle w/ muzan" ... also i just find it really cute (and heartbreaking) to imagine sabito taking half of giyuu's haori too.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Being the eldest kid is tough. Being the eldest kid of 10-14 ish kids? That's on a whole 'nother level baybee~

Do you know how stressful holidays are????

[dustykneed]

post-the search for spock but it's a yuri slice of life comic <333 nothing as good a bonding activity as lovingly combing out your vulcan wife's hair as you fondly bitch about your other wife 🩵💙💛

[theclod3215]

Me spending hours drawing this: Man sure would suck if some eldritch god of madness showed up and idk became a voice in my head or sumthing and I helped them learn about being human,,,