#FUCK ME RIGHT UP

[anastasiaskarsgard]

This picture should be illegal. The nose, the jaw. My god.

[ahalvedsoup]

Give me some advIIIIIIIIIIICE

I am wasting all this tIIIIIIIIIIIIME

My oh MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[haydenshill]

He’s so tall.

[littleforeignaffairs]

Soo... How's everyone doing after episode 9.

Good.. good. Little tug on the old heart strings, eh Aof?

No I'm totally okay.

I'll survive.

[acrosstobear]

LANDO NORRIS and MICK SCHUMACHER on the grid on Sunday ahead of the 2022 Abu Dhabi GP (by HS Sports Japan)

[letsstopfightingit]

Ylfa: that's pretty much what I've learned, is that you got to keep yourself safe and you got to keep the people around you safe, because no one else is looking out for anyone. they're all just keeping you in line.

[this-is-mdness]

missed an interview invite by 20 minutes

no spots left

i hate this game

isn’t this illegal??

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[anastasiaskarsgard]

The Roman Godfrey effect

Roman Godfrey was so freaking hot, he made me excuse and justify so much shit like… season 1 Hemlock Grove he was the literal worst.

Now I know a bunch of you are gonna be like ….

But seriously Hemlock Grove he was so freaking gorgeous, that he had one redeeming quality (he was a good cousin) and the rest red flags, but I didn’t care. .

stuff like above I was like awwww best cousin ever…

but then he

And he….

And i was like ok he might have a couple red flags

Ok a lot of red flags

And then I’m just sitting there like WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

Ok Not the greatest cousin… I guess he doesn’t even have one good quality…

Well he did do one thing right…

(Well honestly, if there was ever a bitch that had it coming…) but overall he was an absolute train wreck, drug addict, womanizing, alcoholic, spoiled sociopath and I loved him for it.

EVEN AFTER ALL THESE RED ASS FLAGS… I still wanted him to ruin my life.

And that boys and girls, is the Roman Godfrey effect.

[aropride]

i’ve begun saying people “obviously aren’t in a romantic relationship, they have something deeper and more intimate going on” as this seems to confuse and upset alloromantics

(ID: a banner with text over the aro flag. the text says: i don't care about blorbotags go wild but this post is about hating the hierarchial system of relationships & if you're mad about it you're probably been poisoned by ace discourse brainworms. and are also proving my point. /end ID)

[haydenshill]

I found this on TikTok and left their icon so they get the credit for this side profile and just my lord he is so pretty it’s painful.

I don’t care what Rachel Bilson says, she’s just bitter. There’s no fucking way this face with his wonderful temperament would not make you orgasm when he went down on you. I’d probably have a full on orgasm if he kissed me and touched my boob.

He could lick my cheek like Bambi and I’d be fucking over the moon. I don’t know her personally, but she is lying.

And to say bill hader has a magical penis? He’s funny, but he’s goofy looking and if Hayden was my ex, I’d be ruined for everyone else. Acting like Stefan and his circus dick, is cooler than Hayden’s perfect face. Ppssshh….

Bitter but I’d be mad too if I didn’t get to watch Hayden sleep anymore. Lmao

[journey-to-the-attic]

"karasu search how 2 cheer human up"

"karasu search difference between sad human and zoning out human"

"karasu search how long is it safe for humans to zone out for?"

(+ a longer look at each scene:)