#Fake birth certificates

[coochiequeens]

If someone wants a baby so badly they are willing to commit fraudulent acts that could follow the kid for life, they shouldn't have a kid in the first place.

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2024-05-06/chinas-health-body-probes-hospital-after-surrogacy-claims

HONG KONG (Reuters) - China's National Health Commission said it was investigating a hospital in the southwest megacity of Chongqing for its alleged involvement in surrogacy, which is illegal in China, after wide circulation of the issue on social media.

The incident comes after a series of official investigations last year related to the issuance of fake birth certificates at a time when China is trying to boost its birth rate.

Chongqing Angel Obstetrics and Gynaecology Hospital has been cooperating with illegal surrogacy agencies, a post on Chinese social media platform Weibo said on Sunday.

Surrogate mothers would use forged ID cards to give birth in the hospital and forged birth certificates would be made after the babies were born, according to the post, made by a user called Shangguan Zhengyi, who describes himself as a volunteer fighting child trafficking.

A team had been set up to investigate and verify the situation, the local Chongqing health committee said in a statement on its website on Sunday in response to the post.

"Once verified, it (the hospital) will be dealt with seriously in accordance with laws and regulations."

Chongqing Angel Obstetrics and Gynaecology Hospital did not immediately respond to a faxed request for comment.

The Weibo post on the hospital was one of the top trending items on Monday, drawing hundreds of comments.

"This industry always seems to have existed," said one comment by a user called Wensheng. Another user called XJ said: "This is an industrial chain, not something that can be accomplished by one person."

China said last year it would "severely crack down" on illegal activities related to the use of assisted reproductive technologies such as the buying or selling of sperm or eggs and surrogacy.

It suspended a hospital and judicial institute in Wuhan in November after they were accused of surrogacy and issuing fake paternity results.

Birth certificates are required in China for obtaining household registration and are necessary for vaccinations, medical insurance enrolment and application for a social security card.

(Reporting by Farah Master and the Beijing newsroom; editing by Lincoln Feast.)

[gloombby]

will never not be crazy to me how something supposed to be child centered works so hard to protect the parents instead of the actual children

[oifaaa]

16/17 year old Jason trying to raised a traumatized 9 year old sounded much easier in his head.

I think Jason will be at least 18 when the waynes die which really doesn't make things easier for him but he's got that false sense of confidence that he thinks raising 1 small traumatised child can't be that hard I mean of Bruce can do it

[samskaterguy]

When Casey Jr was born they didn't have hositpals or like record keepers anymore, so imagine he's born and Casey Sr, April and the turtles try and give him a birth certificate.

They don't have any good paper, so they find a coffee filter or something and they just crudly write his details in crayon. They make up a social security number and everything.

In the present one of them asks Casey Jr if he even has any credentials if he starts looking at jobs and he just proudly shows them the coffee filter.

[laurajameskinney]

laughing because i just realized there is no way in hell laura has a legit drivers license

[heartual]

i hope imane khelif continues to prosper after everything these stupid fucking people have put her through

[binch-i-might-be]

no one:

me: maybe if I came out as genderqueer/something under the trans umbrella to my family they would stop bringing up how they thought adding the option of "diverse" (non-binary) to applications and forms to be inclusive went "too far" and maybe my step sister's annoying ass military fiancé would shut his fucking face in general and stop making transphobic comments and I could finally experience peace and tranquillity during family dinners

me: no that's ridiculous

also me: ......unless? 🤔

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

looking up if trans women could marry men in the 80s for. No Particular Reason. the answer is yes, in new jersey at least. look at us, jersey boys stay winning

[pocketramblr]

How do you think Inko and Giran would've met in the Giran is Hisashi AU?

She was buying a new identity! She honestly thought "Midoriya" was going to be too obvious a fake name but it worked out

[localvoidcat]

oh my lord horrendous thought. what if dave IS mark. what if mark can drop his pitch like that naturally what if no one fucking knows what if he has to work on his own fucking death case file. it would never happen but could you IMAGINE

what if i told you i made an au for that. a few months ago 😭

[teddypdf]

are you adopted

no one of my moms is my bio mom and my dad is a gay sperm donor lol

[h3xactinellida]

dykey-mikey DOES have a lovely little rhyme but climbingoutrn <3 good choices all round

thank u anon. dykey-mikey will forever be in my heart but I’ll always be climbingoutrn. it’s my legal name

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[softgrungeprophet]

have posted about the clones' ages as they appear in the AU before but i'm going to list their multiple ages anyway because I personally find it funny.

(including Peter and Aracely as points of reference)

In the AU, by the end of 2015:

Peter is: 28 years old (born October 31st, 1987)

Aracely is: 16 years old (born August [??], 1999)

Kaine is:

technically only 6 years old ("born"/removed from tube April 1st, 2009, albeit at age 12)

physically almost exactly Peter's age, aka 28 (he reaches age 22, developmentally, on November 1st, 2009, the day after Peter's 22nd birthday)

he considers himself to be 27 (ish) years old, almost 28 by the end of the year (because his 22nd birthday happens "officially" 5 months after Peter's, on April 1st, 2010)

legally, he is only 26 (his legitimate fake ID claims his birthday is April 1st, 1989, to match the 2009 date) (he is not in on the "triplets" thing lmfao)

This does mean that Kaine is simultaneously 10 years younger, 10 years older, and 12 years older than Aracely, all at once

and that Peter is simultaneously 21 years older than Kaine (literally), 1 day older than Kaine (developmentally), 5 months older than Kaine (conceptually), and 1 and a half years older than Kaine (legally).

and by the end of 2015, Ben is:

technically 5 years old ("born"/removed October 14th, 2010, technically at age 20)

physically 27 and a half ish (but doesn't know; why would he know that? he was raised to believe he was Peter. He doesn't know what his rapid-aging timeline was like (significantly slowed down compared to Kaine's) even after he learns who he really is, and thus—)

conceptualizes himself as, and is legally exactly Peter's age, aka 28 years old by the end of October, 2015 (in an official capacity he and Peter both pretend that the three of them including Kaine are triplets)

So in Ben's case, he's a year and a half younger than Kaine in a literal sense as well as 23 years younger than Peter, but is (il)legally a year and a half older than Kaine and considers himself as such, and is physically/developmentally like four months younger than both Kaine and Peter.

And he probably jokes that he's the oldest every time he tells someone that he and Peter are twins and that he celebrates his birthday two weeks ahead of time. (Peter does not think this joke is funny)