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Twitter is so insane to me like what do you MEAN you'll just show me random people I don't follow without me asking for it??? What do you mean there's no cool lil pocket to put the tags so it doesn't clog my text what are we fucking animals???
#also I genuinely actually hate the impressions thing bc now I can see all the people that look at the shit I post and just move on fjdfjdjd#fuckin awful
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OMG I FEEL YOUR PAIN WHEN IT COMES TO ALLERGIES LOL!!! It's starting to get into Winter in New Zealand which is thw worst season (either that or Spring) for my eczema, hayfever, blah blah blah. I've been popping out anti-histamines left right and center though to deal with it.
GAAA YA it is the WORST season for allergies in California rn ESPECAILLY where i live
My neighborhood has these trees that drop huge bundles of fluffy pollen, there are PILES of pollen lining the streets T-T it blows around in the wind and gets in ur eyes and lungssss
This is also the first year my allergies have been this bad, apparently in my fam it just hits u one year and never goes awayyyy
im truly an adult now bec the mini pollen tornados actually hurt me now >:(
#cryptid answers#i fuckin hate these trees#they are some sort of oak I think#they grow pompoms of pollen and then drop them#fuckin awful
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okay that’s IT y’all’s “drawing x as a human” rights have officially been revoked until you can draw something OTHER than a conventionally attractive skinny white dude
#genuinely sick and tired of this#drawing#art#there are plenty of canonically fat characters who have suffered at the hands of this trend#and plus like#how fucking boring#making all your characters palatable to the general public#mator#manny#walle#all characters who could be scruffy#or fat#or not white#and most certainly DO NOT fit your cookie cutter mold!!!!#even animated characters get this treatment!!!#not to get all 2014#but y’all have done my boy hunk garret a DISSERVICE#the amount I see him lightened and skimmed down#fuckin awful#do better#okay rant over#wright writes
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it’s fuckin infuriating that I’m literally sitting with my hands over a fire and i’m still cold this is bullshit
#maru started the fire on some wood so it caught well#But I’ve been sitting here for arc knows how long#fuckin awful#pkmn irl#rotomblr#rotumblr#pokeblogging
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good morning ☀️
#your mom#today is the first day in like three weeks that i didn’t wake up with that fuckin awful cold#gay#also we had a proper blizzard yesterday after like no snow yet this year#and it was magical#and then it rained this morning so it’s a mess outside but whatever#gay hot#gay bulge
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:D that's good to hear
i ont get overstimmed tho, at most i have a hatred for imax
Omg imax is the fucking worst
My soon to be ex wanted to take me, a person who can barely cope when the pastor at my church (hate it there, but at least there's 2 gay ppl and Albania Boy (threatened to send me to albania then tried to sell me Texas for 4.99$)) slightly yelling, to imax, then got seats in the place where it's "most immersive" (louder. Closer. Entire view.) And watched fucking jurrasic park. The new one. I hated it so much. I can't deal with realistic action stuff and that movie was like gory and stuff (the newest one) I hated it
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michael sheen playing aziraphale is like someone being assigned a 500 word paragraph as homework and instead they turn in a 5 page essay complete with hand drawn diagrams, a paper maché model, and a box of homemade shortbread to share with the class
#fuckin send post#we owe him our gratitude and also. our lives#he did the absolute most this season and im still in awe#good omens
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#dani speaks#this post is about FUCKIN. LINDY#(whispers quietly) i'll kill her#like that was AWFUL! WHAT AN AWFUL PERSON! MY GOD! I ENJOYED THIS EPISODE VERY MUCH#doctor who#dot and bubble#dw spoilers#doctor who spoilers#s15e5#1k
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my babies 🥺🥺🥺
#look how babie....#i got (another) wearable blanket for xmas and the kitties were so pleased snuggling up in it#in less warm cozy news i may have to call the vet (again) bc one of the bbys still is having diarrhea.....#fuckin awful#she's otherwise so completely fine like her energy is good shes eating shes drinking shes playing shes cuddling#idk what the deal is#i didnt change their food i dont think she's gotten into anything#there is No reason she shld have like worms or anything....#idk what the problem is...#i got her a vitamin in hopes that that'll help but#idk#anyway#cats are fun#esp when u cant drive 🫡
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Imogen: yeah my mom like. stopped time. that was fucking so cool.
Essek, Noted Time Wizard, wrote his dissertation on time and space magic, did treason crimes for the sake of his research, sensing a Safe Topic around which he could Bond with his New Traveling Companion: oh?? time freeze??? time freeze is difficult! your mom must be another specialist in my hyper-specific field of expertise??? I am 110% sure I know her there are only like four other people in this field and while I may not actually know any of them personally because i never leave my house am a traitor to my country haven’t had the chance to meet them, I have read all of their papers and I have Specific Individual Thoughts about how Each Of Them approaches their magic.
Imogen: uhh… I’m not sure that… well. her name’s Lilliana Temult.
Essek: hmm… I’m not sure I recognize that? Perhaps there is a language—
Imogen: well, uh, she’s actually working for Ludinus. As one of his Generals.
Essek:
Essek, realizing that he somehow has socially awkwarded himself into a Very Taboo Topic despite the conversation having literally been about his Life’s Passion that he could have talked confidently and intelligently about for hours: …ah.
#critical role#bells hells#essek thelyss#imogen temult#liliana temult#c3e94#poor essek I love him so much he is SO FUCKING AWKWARD#I am also. so in awe?? of Matt managing to play keyleth AND essek??? somehow being aggressively different and yet so similar in how they are#with people???#fuckin wild dude
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Someone needs to get Joel off of Minecraft building this many “biggest buildings” can’t be good for the mental health
#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#he’s genuinely so talented with building tho I’m like in awe#HIS BIILDS ARE ALWAYS SO FUCKIN COOL#AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING COOLER#LIKE OMG#hermitcraft
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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Loose GPT wip I Will Actually Probably Finish at some point
#ignore that its like. 6 fucking pixels#its part of a larger sheet i was doodling ideas on#and my computer likes to bang out Tbe Crunchiest Of Screenshots sometimes#shirt that says ask me ab WAIT I COMPLETELY FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT MY AU POST AAKDJTKRL#OH MY FUCKINH GOD ITS BEEN IN MY DRAFTS SINCE JULY#OKAY ALRIGHT UH. IM FINISHING THAT THIS WEEKEND IT IS FUCKIN 3AM#cannot stress how much that is Not A Bit#was gonna say Ask Me About My Moon War Sads and then remembered#its an ASK too im gonna scream#Whoops. oopsie daisey.#my art#the-aurora-strikes-again#the mechanisms#the mechanisms fanart#gpt vs tmk#cw blood#cw eye contact#yk i actually kinda like how terrible awful the quality is. its sorta. blair witch-ey yk?#gunpowder tim#get you a man who will become a battlefield cryptid after your untimely demise <33
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This looks so lame in a photo, but this is my favorite spot in the world. Its so beautiful, it makes me feel like I could paint galleries full of just this.
#like ahh#i cannot stress enough how nothing this spot is irl tho#its literally just like a cliffside on a road#if you looked over that lil barrier youd see the sandy river#and its not a spot you can stop either#but every time i pass this view its like looking at the moon#theres just this pure unbridled sense of wonder and awe#its such nonsense#but i see it and i wish i could capture it forever#but its briefness in my life is probs what makes it so beautiful#makes me wanna be a poet#makes me wanna completely disvow any other art ive ever made and dedicate myself to making landscapes#and i fuckin hate landscapes
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I will never~ be the same~ after watching Mignon~ that shit was beautiful~
#HYPERVENTILATE WALKED SO MIGNON COULD RUN#what kind of drugs is that korean animation company on bc it is so STUNNING#everything they've come out with!! i! am! in! awe!#the scene where mignon became a vampire was so... i don't even fuckin know#and that sex scene was mind blowing oh my GOD#mignon with his dark hair 100/10#idk if they're immortal vampires??? but if they are they better stay together forever ;-;#✦ jaid watches stuff.#mignon
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Pokeymon
@ask-willowleafeon @ask-shiny-umbreon
#fuckkkk pokeask nostalgia got me by the throat. I can’t do this again Im not strong enough (does it anyway)#drawing eeveelutions is always fun Theyre so shaped. theyre up there on fav pokemon to draw right next to dratini. and maybe shinx#these two stick out to me in my mind just cause like. their designs are so good it kind of squishes my brain the right ways#I never got to draw Percy for an ask or anything but he is. very creature#and willow of course I have a soft spot for. shes so sweet and gentle uuhghhgghhhh I love her#fuck dude .maybe I will come back adhd be damned. I dont fuckin know. really tempting rn#I tell myself that but deep down I know I suck at roleplay. but maybe I’ll do it. but I suck at roleplay. etc#btw leafeon should be allowed to be autumn coloured without being shiny. it would fix me. I just want Some Guy dressed like a maple leaf#without the awe of being a 1/1000 chance. I don’t CAREEEEE gimme the crunchy red leaveeeesss#I also wanna draw Gardevoir with a barn owl face. and leafeon with seaweed leaves#aaahhhhggghhhhh clenches my fists#pokemon#pokemon ask blog#pokeask#others oc#ask-willowleafeon#ask-shiny-umbreon#Percy umbreon#willow leafeon#myart#my art#pokemon oc
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