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I just have to ask whether my guess is right: is it the OTP with tax agent?
Thank you for taking my bait asking!
You are absolutely correct!
Stan/his IRS Agent
The most tragic or funny or tragically funny ship. My star crossed lovers!
The agent is the one person in Stan's life who never gave up on him. Who stood over Stan's grave and told him that it’s not over yet! They won't accept it.
Maybe it's because they have a job to finish OR MAYBE because they care. They care far more than they thought they would.
Just imagine Caryn crying over the son she's lost, while his twin is standing in the back seemingly emotionless. He told her that Stanley deserved to die for all the wrong he's done and it’s breaking her heart.
Her little free spirit all alone for ten long years and even in death no one but her cared enough to say goodbye.
And then the agent arrives and through her tears she thanks them for coming and asks if they were close to Stan.
After a long pause they reply.
“Yes, he was…very important to me.”
Caryn hugs them tightly.
“Thank you.” She says and sees something in the agent's expression. She takes their hands in hers and smiles through her tears.
“Thank you for loving him.”
Stan is watching the whole scene, arms crossed and frowning.
“Could you tell me about my boy? I haven’t seen him in so long.” She sobs. “And now I never will.”
The agent squeezes her hands and forces a smile.
“Of course.”
Caryn leaves to get her things and Stan confronts the agent.
“Why are you lying to my mother?”
“Who says I’m lying?” The agent replies, refusing to turn around and look at Stan.
“Because you’re just here to close your case. He was nothing but a worthless criminal undeserving of love.” Stan says coldly and gets swiftly knocked down by a punch to the face, his glasses falling off.
“You have no right! Not after you abandoned him. Yes, he was a criminal. He lied and stole and he cheated on his taxes. He was irritating, reckless and annoying, but more than any of that Stanley Pines was a good person. He deserved so much better.”
The agent moves to take another swing and Stan looks up at them.
The agent lowers their hard.
“Shit. Why do you have to look so much like him.” They walk away to find Caryn and leave Stan alone to lick his wounds, never looking back.
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10 years later a certain IRS agent, who never got over…the one that got away, takes a look at Stanford Pines and starts crying.
The taxes are filed beautifully. Not an error in sight but something about them is highly suspicious, almost mockingly so.
The agent would recognise these tax filings anywhere.
He’s alive. Stanley Pines is alive.
Time to make an arrest.
#gravity falls#stanley pines#stan's irs agent#5 hours later Stan Pines will open his door and hear his name#his real name#not the shortened version#not his brothers be said to him for the first time in almost a decade#There is still someone who remembers the name of the good for nothing criminal that died alone all those years ago#and of course it's that annoying IRS agent that never gave up on him even in death.#the agent was also the only good person in Stans homeless years that he could trust when he was really desperatw#that one time when he went to prison in colombia he needed someone to take care of his baby#someone he knew wouldnt steal destory or resell his car. who would know that its the only home hes got#and who would have some compassion and general human decency#so he called them and they got angry about stan being arrested by anyone other than themself#how DARE HE. AFTER ALL THE TROUBLE THEY WENT THROUGH TO GET STAN CAUGHT#still. they brrgrudingly agree to keep the car safe until stans out of prison#and maybe when stan got bored he kept calling them from prison. its too much fun to annoy them#i like to think the agents in their investigations accidentally saw much more of stans soft side than they cared for#maybe at some point stan had another business they were trying to bust#and stan just used it as a front to help some homeless kids
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Yes, Ren genuinely thinks cramming his wolf ears under that hat will distract people from his sharp canines, his tendency to tell Zedaph what to do, and his bad habit of barking at moving objects.
Yes, Doc genuinely thinks hanging an old rag over his face and wearing those ancient spectacles with no lenses will help distract people from... well, everything.
Yes, they're both delusional.
#hermitcraft#my art#rendog#docm77#I'm having fun with this lil cowboy au if you couldn't tell#I just love drawing these block men in the most random outfits. It's practically all I do on this blog#Convenient strip of cloth covering the sides of Ren's head because I STILL don't know how to address his lack of human ears in a way I like#I've been drawing this man for four years. You'd think I would've figured that out by now but noooooo#We use CONVENIENT STRIPS OF CLOTH to solve our problems#Also btw Doc's design here is my standard design for him. Mans is beyond insane to think an old dishtowel will help him blend in#Like half your body is made of metal and the eye not hidden behind an eyepatch glows in the dark. Sweetie
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Gavin's gesturing to his desk.
#detroit become human#rk900#gavin reed#imagine wanting to watch a temper tantrum and somehow getting labeled accomplice#smh my head nines buddy you gotta expect this#also gavins expression in the what the fuck panel was really fun to draw#also this is loosely an incorrect quote from a generator and loosely based on work#where a coworker was like youve been absent whats up get arrested ? what happened?#and im like i havent been arrested yet but its a possibility in the future#and he told me that hed miss me if i got arrested but also itd be really funny to hear i was arrested#then he said someone else (a specific guy) would laugh if he heard i was arrested (this is a lie imo i dont think he would laugh)#so today i asked a DIFFERENT coworker hey would you laugh if i got arrested? and he was So Confused and said no?#and then i was like glad youre on my side and as i passed the og arrest conversation worker i was like#fuck you (name) - at least (same name different guy) wouldnt laugh at me for going to prison so hes better#and the guy was like hey thats not fair cause in my case it depends entirely on WHY and ya know what thats fair#anyway i need an accomplice but i dont wanna be involved with anyone so like im fucked#ill give gavin an accomplice as a treat even if the accomplice didnt offer to help#im very sorry for the story in the tags not relating to the art its p much just what you see is what you get today#im too tired for much else
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spent the last 2 days thinking about what animals pd characters would be :3
#my post#my art#jrwi pd#prime defenders#fanart#yey <3#i have Reasons for everyones animal#wiwi is a deer bcus like. deer in headlights. prey animal. hes so scared literally all of the time. also made me think of chronic wasting#disease.#dakota is a dog because of course he is. no explanation needed. but hes specificially a pitbull bcus people look at him and think hes a bad#kid yknow. hes failing school he trespasses up the sides of buildings hes always late. idk something about how people think pitbulls are#inherently bad dogs.#also they have the biggest goofiest smiles and thatz so dakota to me#ashe is a coyote bcus i Needed him to be a social animal. and fun fact- coyotes dont live in packs but they live in family groups!#vyncent is a wasp (not because of Revenge of the Wasps but that was a funny coincedence)#because i needed a way to make him still visibly seperate from the prime people. so i made him a bug rather than a mammal.#hes a wasp bcus yknow workers drones hive mind. vyncent struggles with his identity. with taking action. with knowing who he is and what he#wants. hes a follower. chose wasp specifically mostly bcus a) yellow and he has yellow magic#and b) bcus they can sting a lot. and hes knife!#tide is a sheep bcus hes a clone. yknow. like dolly the sheep!#also a bit bcus like sheep get herded around and tide thinks being a hero is about following orders (at least in s1 he does lol)#mark is also a coyote bcus like ashe is one. but alsooo coyotes are opportunistic. will work with whoever to hunt. and well you know mark.#he did what he had to do.#they also go off on their own away from their family group to hunt! and mark left ashe alone to go work. yaaaay#and the trickster!!! i kindof randomly chose 5 animals (1 for each of the array) based on spookiness#so theres a rattle snake (tail) a raven (wing) a bat (other wing) an owl (neck) and a geep (goat/sheep. horns)#i thought itd be fun if it could twist its head all the way around all freaky style :]#also this is cursed as fuck but overlords whole thing was turning people into animals right. would this make his thing in this au be making#animals into people?? thats horrifying#and also why i drew mark w the bandages bcus i wasnt sure whether to make him half lizard still or. part human.
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I really need an episode where Caine goes all into adventures with Pomni to possibly try to make her have fun and get along the circus but is like the most terrifying thing to Pomni.
It would be hilarious please give me a
Pomni: We're going die-
Caine: of FUN!
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc caine#caine#tadc pomni#pomni#Do I ship this? Not exactly I just think it would be really fun to watch#Showtime#Listen even in a not shipable way I find the possibility of a relationship being it friendship. one sided hate. Etc interesting#In the end I would love to see Caine interacting more with the humans#and as Pomni is a newbie she is the one who least knows him in a way so anything can lead to something interesting#Either being funny reactions over the nonsense stuff he says or does. Or deep philosophical things
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For reasons to be expanded upon at a later date (because I love the little bits about Boothill and possible paranoia/betrayal canon gives us so very dearly HNGH) I think Boothill like... He won't let himself fall into disrepair or anything of course, but he reeeeeeeeeeally does not like letting other people poke around at his body. It's a necessary evil to him. He does whatever maintenance and repairs he can himself. He started out with a massive knowledge deficit, simply because he didn't really have any exposure to that kind of technology until he left Aeragan-Epharshal, but he's taught himself a lot since then, he worked really hard at it!
Anyway, the point being, Boothill generally isn't super trusting of people.
But I think he would come to make an exception for Himeko, since he trusts Dan Heng a lot, and Himeko is one of Dan Heng's once-in-a-lifetime dearly beloved companions.
Himeko is so unflappable, I don't think she would even bat an eye about anything he throws at her, either. Like she enters the Parlor Car one morning (she's always the first one up) and Boothill is already there, waiting for her.
"Mornin', Madam Navigator."
"Good morning, Mr. Boothill."
And despite the fact that he blatantly broke into the Express (Pom-Pom is NOT happy about this JDKSAJDSKL), Boothill tips his hat, greets her politely, and is nothing but respectful when he says he has a favor to ask of her. Except it won't stay a favor long, of course- he has every intention of paying it back.
Himeko never agrees to things blindly, but she does bring up that all the knowledge Boothill contributed during the Charmony Festival was essential to preventing the universe from being pulled into Ena's Dream. And they were able to hold onto the Jade Abacus because Boothill used Tiernan's burial relic to summon the Galaxy Rangers instead. The Astral Express owes him a debt of gratitude, and besides, he's a friend of Dan Heng's. Of course she'll try to help him.
Boothill fidgets a bit, quickly brushes off the thanks, and tells Himeko he's having a problem with error codes. He keeps getting the same one, seemingly at random times, but the darn thing has no obvious cause. Dan Heng mentioned Himeko had been the one to rebuild the Astral Express. He knows it ain't the same, but it's not like he's askin' for any major repairs or nothin'. He was wonderin' if she could just take a look, maybe offer him some insight, since she seems to be somethin' of a mechanical wonder.
So Himeko walks him back to a another car, where she goes to tinker with machines without them crowding her bedroom. It's all neatly laid out and organized, and it only takes a second for Himeko to locate some specific device with a long cord. Instead of plugging it in herself, she holds the end of it out to him, like an offer rather than a demand, and Boothill visibly relaxes a bit. He still eyes it just a little warily for a second, but he accepts and plugs it into the port on his side.
Himeko pulls up the list of all recent errors, and they really are all the same. Boothill has had multiple temperature alarms over the past couple of weeks since the Charmony Festival, and they know it's not the environment, because Penacony is mostly dreamscape and kept mild year-round. The long-forgotten natural deserts are too far away.
Boothill is staring from the corner of his one good eye, so Himeko turns the hologram to let him see what she's doing easier. They don't appear to be false alarms. His internal temperature spikes and then slowly lowers again, high enough that if it lasted it would eventually cause damage.
One option is for her to start rooting through personal data, figuring out what he was doing at the time of each code, and tracing cause and correlation.
Instead, Himeko reads out the timestamps, and asks Boothill if he minds sharing what was happening around him when it occured.
Two weeks ago: He and Dan Heng went to explore Dreamflux Reef and found a bar- nice place, good atmosphere. Woman runnin’ it was a doll. Boothill left fer not even two minutes to get them drinks (Dan Heng knows like nothin’ about liquor, Madam Navigator, can you believe this guy) and when he came back, someone had already stolen his seat and was hittin’ on Dan Heng! Dan Heng didn't even care, just shooed ‘em off. Boothill laughed and said not to let him get in his way if he wanted to meet someone. Dan Heng looked at him like he'd grown a second head. Why would he want to leave with someone else, when he came here to be with Boothill?
Twelve days ago: While laying low- er, just rustlin’ up some grub- in the Moment of Blue, Boothill passed Dan Heng with March and Caelus playin’ on the beach, buildin’ sandcastles and the like. When he passed by again almost two hours later, they were still out there, with Dan Heng pullin’ March through the water on her inner tube and Caelus hangin’ off the back of it. He swam so fast! You'd think he was part water snake or somethin’. He looked happier ‘n a cat in a sunbeam… He has a nice smile, doesn't he?
Eleven days ago: Boothill was killin’ time in Dreamflux Reef when he turned the corner down a shady alley and saw Dan Heng, surrounded by three men demandin’ “protection money.” None of ‘em stood a chance, they were all on the ground before Boothill even blinked! So cool! Boothill wants to see that spear of his closeup- Anyway, Dan Heng stepped on one of ‘em on his way out, hahaha! Boothill stepped on the same guy a second time as he hurried to catch up.
Eight days ago: Here on the Express, actually. Boothill had mentioned bein’ curious about the archives, and Dan Heng personally invited him.
(“I remember that day, I saw you in the hall.” “Was there any problem with the heating that day?” “No, none. I don't think the temperature has anything to do with these error codes. I have a different theory, keep going.” “If ya say so.”)
Boothill was fascinated by an entry on aeons, and from a single question he asked about Lan, the two of ‘em ended up talkin’ fer hours. About aeons and Paths and Emanators, Acheron and Self-Annihilators, the Sea of Nihility, Tiernan, the Nameless and the Galaxy Rangers, their burial relics and their customs. Dan Heng finally just started writin’ and editin’ the entries in real time, with Boothill pointin’ things out and tellin’ him what to add in. They were at it so late that Boothill ended up sleepin' on a couch in one of the cars.
He'd figured there had to be something to make Dan Heng chatty- he'd caught just a glimpse of it that first night they met, sittin’ at the bar in the Reverie together. He'll have to ask about the archives more often, if it gets him all revved up like that.
One week ago: After that night of energetic discussion, Dan Heng was apparently hyped up, because after he'd downed some of Himeko's coffee (“You had some too, right? What did you think of it?” “It was great, even better'n chewin’ bullets!” "Thank you! That was my newest brew, I can't wait for everyone else to try it.") he actually asked Boothill to go hunting with him. Boothill asked who their target was, and was surprised when Dan Heng pulled out photos that looked like they were from March's camera, of all things, instead of a bounty or wanted poster.
And as he sat there, studying these pictures, Dan Heng explained that he wanted to hunt down these specific memory zone memes to record them into the archives. Planets with so much memoria are a rarity, especially with the Stellaron's activity thrown into the mix, which has surely affected the local “wildlife.” He might not get another opportunity like this for a long time. And Boothill had talked last night about his extensive expertise in tracking and hunting, so he should have plenty to offer here, Dan Heng would like to learn from his experience and see how he does things!
And oh, Madam Navigator, by the time Dan Heng was done speakin', his eyes were practically sparklin'! Just lit up like the sun! Boothill could scarcely believe it! The two of them couldn't even wait another day, they set out that very morning. It had been a long, long while since Boothill had tracked someone- er, somethin’- without the intent to capture or kill. It was…actually really nice. Nostalgic, but in a good way. It might even have been his favorite day on Penacony…so…far…
Boothill trails off as a couple of realizations crash into him. All the temperature alarms he's spoken about thus far- they've all happened in the company of Dan Heng. And now that he's thinking about it, he's pretty sure even the ones he hasn't yet talked about were with him, too. Dan Heng has been responsible for all of his error codes, every. single. one.
The screen in front of Himeko suddenly refreshes to the top of the list, displaying a new notification for the current time. Alert! Core temperature above normal range.
Himeko's knowing smile is sly as a snake.
Wwwwwelp, would ya look at the time, Boothill has some errands to meet, people to run, y’know how it is, he should really get goin'-
“Oh, Mr. Boothill? About that favor.” And Boothill jolts to a stop in the doorway because fudge, he can't just leave without hearing her out. He'd given his word. He has no problem running out on someone he thinks deserves it, but Himeko really had been kind to him to try and help him out. Her voice is just as knowing as her smile, Boothill can't turn around to look at her, or else he knows he won't be able to disguise the sound of his cooling fans kicking on.
“Don't make Dan Heng wait too long, ok~?”
“Y-Yes, ma'am.”
#honkai star rail#henghill#bootheng#Himeko KNOWS abort mission abort!!!#I really love Himeko sorta looking after Boothill the same way she does her crew even if he's not one of them haha. She's so sweet with-#-Dan Heng. She really seems to adore him and wants him to be safe and happy. I think she would be so happy he's found a new friend!#She wants to help this happen!! So get to it Boothill!!!#Was yapping about this fic to Ray and she nearly fucking oneshotted me: 'It's especially funny because we've got a Vidyadhara and a cyborg-#'-they literally have all the time in the world. SHE's the one who wants to be around to see it happen akfbbsbd''#AND JUST. GOD. Himeko knowing that she won't outlive Dan Heng. She's only human. She can't compare to a Vidyadhara lifespan. So she wants-#-to make sure Dan Heng has as many people as possible. She wants to know he'll be taken care of and not be lonely even after she's gone.#Himeko wants to see this important moment in his life happen she wants to be around for it *sobbing*#I'd been wanting to write this for a long time though because for me henghill is all about the little moments. like. they talked so much-#-back and forth in 2.2. they spent so much time together. they get along shockingly well. Dan Heng could have gone almost anywhere to wait-#-for the trailblazer to wake up after defeating Sunday. And instead of anywhere else Dan Heng returned right to Boothill's side. Was still-#-hanging out with him at the Reverie's bar. Still just chattering away. The point is that these two have a strong friendship to build a-#-romance on! They enjoy each other's company! They like spending time together! And I love that! I want to see their mundane nights!!#They'd have such fun dates uweh... They go on a coffee date and miss Himeko's coffee haha#(fun story Boothill's dialogue about Himeko's coffee was originally going to be 'it was uh...an experience. ain't nothin' else like it in-#-the world.' 'thank you!' But then I read Boothill's parlor car dialogue and? it turns out he LOVES Himeko's coffee? go figure ajfldjas)#(afaik he and Dan Heng are literally the only ones. how cute is that haha)#hsr#boothill#himeko#dan heng#hsr boothill#hsr himeko#hsr dan heng#my fics
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rereading the luxury liner arc after I just got back into my hyperfix recently and I wanna make sure I have a fresh understanding of the characters and. Guys I’m slowly being convinced of dadbastian now. I’m a changed woman
#I still think Sebastian’s demonic side is very interesting#But it becomes even more interesting to me when you add the layer of this fucked up father-son shit they have going on too#Like#Aughhh one minute he’s acting so gentle and patient with him and then the next he does something weird and predatory that reminds you that#Seb’s still a demon and doesn’t really care about Ciel in the same way a human would#The dichotomy and tragedy of that whole dynamic is really really scrumptious to me I get the appeal now#I think I was kind of fishy of it before bc I think I saw some people being like “oh no I think seb genuinely cares about Ciel guys” and#I was like#Not really convinced tbh#And I still don’t think he can truly love or care for Ciel#at least not in the same way humans do their children#But believing in both of these things at the same time and having them coexist???#Yes…. GIVE IT TO ME NOW !!! IM HEARING YOU OUT ON YOUR FUCKED UP DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE TRAGIC FOUND FAMILY !!!!#Anyways. Character development arc hehehe ^_^#I still don’t think Sebastian is necessarily a good person btw I still think he’s fucked up#And the only thing that’s stopping him from being the series antagonist is him being on the side of the protagonist#But perhaps I was too caught up in jokingly bullying him#Because just so you know as fucked up as he is I genuinely think he is a very interesting character to watch grow and develop#And I do understand where he’s coming from with his amusement and outsider perspective for human life#Esp as an autistic person like watching him adjust to human customs feels oddly charming to me#Albeit his amusement does come from a place that seems slightly calloused and cruel#I’m still gonna make fun of him and call him stinky tho. Sorry#And UT’s still my wife#Anyways I don’t even know what I am talking about anymore. It’s 3am man💔#I am going to go eat some corn now. Bye#/ref#Kuroshitsuji#my post
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i know a lot of people like to make fun of young queer people who use a bunch of microlabels and engage in niche or "cringe" aesthetics but im gonna be so honest, i love them so much. i 100% was that kid and while now i don't really use or think about any of the labels i used back then, that doesn't make that time any less valuable and valid (and it doesn't make someone less valid if they do keep using that terminology into their adult life!). queer kids who are figuring themselves out and are learning about new fun words for genders and pronouns and sexualities deserve to run wild and be loud and happy and not carry and be impacted by the shame that many of us have been taught to hold.
my cousin is a year younger than how old i was when i first realized i was queer and they've vaguely known they were queer for a couple years now. personally, i think that's pretty awesome. recently they've gotten into the very stereotypical scene kid aesthetic and i make a point to compliment them on it every time i see them. almost every time i see them they have a new adjustment as to how they view their gender/sexuality and i always tell them that that's really cool and i give them a hug. recently they told me they have a boyfriend and listed like 3 separate labels as to how he defines his gender and i asked them if i was remembering the definitions of all those words correctly (which i was because, like i said, i was that kid lol).
it's just all these small things that seem so trivial or "weird/cringe" that so many people look down on queer kids for engaging in and i'll never understand it. i think it is so unbelievably cool that these people are figuring themselves out and finding new terms and identities and things that they can be and they're just so excited by it. being excited by queerness is cool! wanting to engage in niche subcultures is cool! allowing yourself to be who you are in that moment without the worrying guilt of having to get it "right" is wonderful and awesome and cool and how it should be!! please do not teach the queer kids to be ashamed of themselves in a time where they should be able to run wild and figure out their identities in a way that truly makes them happy!!!!
#sorry for rambling but this is something im genuinely very passionate about#theres this idea of “oh theyll grow out of it”#okay and??#something something “show me a permanent state of self”#and even more infuriating is the idea of “they make the queer community look bad by having all these microlabels!!”#or “those labels/sexualities/genders arent real!"#fun fact buddy#gender and sexuality and even LANGUAGE#ISNT REAL#NONE OF ITS REAL#ITS ALL SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED FICTIONAL CONCEPTS#IT MAKES NO SENSE TO WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO PLAY BY THESE FICTIONAL RULES YOU MADE UP FOR THESE FICTIONAL CONCEPTS#also cishet people aren't gonna respect you any more as a queer person just because you're one of the “normal” ones#and if they do. boy oh boy i have news for you.#they never respected you and your queerness in the first place#the purpose of queerness is not and never has been to be palatable#it is about being yourself and self expression and radical acceptance of the full range of human gender and sexuality#it is about finding joy in the very thing that people deem you an outcast for being#will these kids likely “grow out of it”? yes but that doesnt make their experiences any less real and true and valuable#imo queer kids exhibit one of the most true forms of queerness which is self-discovery#the way they radically embrace this thing about themselves they are largely taught to feel shame for is beautiful and commendable#we should honestly all be learning from them#and also supporting them!! this is a very crazy stage of life! let queer kids in your life know you love and support them!!#in every stage of their journey!!!#sorry ive been having a very rambly day today#but i just think about this every time i see my cousin#and i see myself in them and i know how awful i felt bc i had no one who cared/supported me in that#and i just want to make sure they have at least one person#who they know thinks theyre cool as fuck and is on their side 100%#also my cousin thinks im cool! which is crazy!! and i wouldve gone WILD if i knew that someone i thought was cool that *I* was cool!!!
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TWO! OF! THEM!
#isat#isat spoilers#my art#isat siffrin#isat loop#human!loop#look i have not much to say about this#i WAS gonna draw bonnie today but i got like one shoe in before my brain decided human!loop time and how am i to argue with that#i wanna point out i didnt play the prologue? yet?#but i thought inverted color scheme would be fun#and yknow. all the little details to seperate them as people. because they are not the same. at least not anymore#maybe they were at some point maybe they were always different. who knows with all those time shenanigans#anyways! 5 days in a row!#....okay maybe i DID have much to say about this#also the third picture was an afterthought dont come at me with perspective and wether it makes sense#i know siffrin technically got his back to the mirror but also loop isnt an actual reflection#its more of a two sides of a portal thing i guess?#.....its halfway to one am and all the status conditions have hit me at once and i have work tomorrow so imma go eep#also yes i know the islands symbol is a 4 pointed star not 8 i am aware the 8 pointed ones are on purpose#i got an irregular one too#....yknow the 4 pointed ones on the pins for where they came from the irregular shaped one on the hat for who they became before#and the 8 pointed one to both show that they have grown beyond a homeland they dont remember and the fact that. yknow.#theres two of them kinda
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Super important question. Do you think Yakumo is ticklish?
wait hold on i have to look this up
#scrunches my face in serious contemplation while i scroll thru the results#my instinct said no#and upon reading the results for ARE SNAKES TICKLISH#seems like snakes ...according to the science so far... cannot feel ticklish#they may have sensitive areas that will make them go >:\ ???? or :O?!?!? if u touch em#making me think about From The Earth Nectar again#where yakumo (human version) is a bit sensitive after moulting#so he was actually a bit ticklish with his fresh skin. yeah. i'll incorporate that into my headcanon#my urge to stay somewhat true to science banishes me to the Boring Corner where yakumo isn't ticklish#especially not as a snake. but maybe in human form he gets a bit sensitive in certain areas#not like tickle torture level where you can poke his ribs and he'll yelp/start crying#but. uh. he's already so jumpy that he doesn't need to be ticklish to startle at an unexpected touch. you know??!#part of me DID consider... what if.. yakumo ticklish on his sides or smth#that's giving us another way to reduce him to tears............very tempting#for now i'll give him this ONE thing#this ONE advantage (?) in bodily control#i personally am not very ticklish so i'm also just going with the easiest-to-imagine headcanon#the few situations where someone manages to find a ticklish millimeter on me and i risk punching them out LOL#it's automatic and not a fun time for anyone involved#anon do you have thoughts about a ticklish yakumo?#are you about to open my eyes to another dazzling dimension?#nu carnival yakumo
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It’s summer! Any thoughts on seasons for the alien’s?
moisture and how much humans subconsciously seek water to heat regulate in the summer. Ice cream, cold drinks, the beach, frequent showers, playing in the pool, juicy fruits, and just good old sweating.
It's easy to forget we're ~60% water in the winter, it's easy until you absentmindedly recall how no human can ever survive without water for more than 3-5 days. How abysmally short is that? With starvation your body dips into its storage of fat, then muscles when things get really dire. But with dehydrated, there are no water piggy banks tucked under our livers for us to crack.
As for recorded cases, it's hard to find an isolated incident of starvation since if someone is stuck somewhere without food, chances are there is no water fountain around, either. But theoretically you can stay alive for months on water alone—fatigued, malnourished, and mostly likely unconscious, but your heart still beats.
But water? less than 100 hours and you're done for. That's how essential it is to our life. Why we constantly bug each other to remember to drink it during summer.
We're not special in that regard; the body water percentage of animals on Earth usually hovers around the halfway mark. With jellyfish sitting at the top with 95% body water and desert tortoises hanging in the bottom tier with their 20%.
Plants (and whatever the fuck fungi are) are their own breed of eldritch beings so I'm not including them.
Side Note: as a last measure, tardigrades are known to enter a tun state which allows them to survive on only 3% body water and a metabolism of 0.01
The Earth is 71% water, it makes sense. If something is in overabundance why not incorporate it into your biology? All life on Earth has in some way. The dependency on water as a crutch is a common trend, a shared thread in the tapestry of LUCA's descendents.
Well, kinda of shortsighted on our biology's part. Not much water in space :) The Thing We Die Without In 72 Hours
"but" you say "not much oxygen either!"
WELL OXYGEN IS FAR EASIER TO GET THAN WATER!
Much easier to pack canisters of oxygen or repurpose co2 back into a breathable state (just carry a mossball dammit!) than to load ungodly gallons of water into the already heavy spaceship. We shot ourselves in the foot by having water as a mandatory tax of living. Good for a type one civilisation (which we're not even there yet!) not great for a type two.
Actually it's much more worse than that because we don't even use plants to generate oxygen in spaceships! We use water :D we are very clever monkeys. We electrocute the oxygen out of water BDSM style. If you have water, you have oxygen; H2O <-🔍 bada bing bada boom.
At the very least the hanar body can purpose salt water, while the pampered human body will die from dehydrated if given anything but filtered fresh spring water. Maybe their kidneys filter out the salt and makes the water useful somehow? Maybe they use salt glands like albatross or are pumped full of urea like sharks. Maybe it passes through them like jellyfish.
But... the jellyfish are... well, jellyish. And the hanar do have bones, a brain, a skull, and a digestive track. So it's probably more complex. Maybe hidden gills that they flush out the salt through?
Anyway I'm assuming we're using Earth summer as a point of reference?
Krogans
They have radiation storms. Our summer is not only a breeze It's literally a paradise. It only reinforces their believes that humans are weak when we complain about nonexistent problems. Neither of our coldest or hottest temperatures phase them, our deathtraps of arctics and barren deserts are their varren parks.
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Drell
Would absolutely love it, especially the deserts and dry climates. While we slather ourselves in sunscrean and never touch any exposed metal that's been cooking under the sun, the drell are as happy as a lizard sunbathing on a warm rock. Our sun loves them and they love her back. The seasonal fruits that ripen in the summer are the cherry on top (literally! cherries are a summer fruit)
Whenever visiting, they stay near the equator. Don't enjoy the beaches much tho.
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Asari
While the whole of Thessia is weather controlled and kept at the perfect temperature, I doubt anything we have to throw at the asari would actually phase them. Like yes they are coddled... much like a greek god is coddled. They are incredibly sturdy and hardy, by human standards at least.
We are nothing in comparison to Tuchanka's blazing wasteland or The turian's radioactive sun. You'd be drowning in a puddle of your own sweat while the asari next to you is literally staring directly at the sun with zero consequences. Like the krogans, it's just another Wednesday to them.
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Turians
Cute. Absolutely cute how humans think a puny sun like this would do anyone any harm. Look at them and their ozone layer! HAH! Come to Palaven and you'll see what a real sun looks like.
But seriously, you soft skins need... sunscreen? And what is that weird liquid you're exerting from your skin... eugh. Although you've been strangely chipper since we landed, any particular reason w—huh you what?
YOU GET VITMANS FROM THE SUN?
LIKE THE FUCKING PLANTS?
HUMANS NEEDED THE SUN TO SURVIVE? BY THE SPIRITS HOW THE FUCK YOU PUNY THINGS COULD EVEN LAST A SECOND IN SPACE. The sun is an obstacle, something to be protected from, not form a parasitic relationship with! Honestly human get a grip.
Also... actually can I borrow that sunscreen? Been planning a home visit for a while.
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Hanar
Aquatic seasons are generally indistinct from one another. It makes little difference to deep sea creatures if it snows or if the sun rises in the west. Much like our atmosphere layers filter out the pesky asteroids and space debris, water acts like a secondary safety bubble wrap around anything below its surface.
The deeper down you go, the calmer it gets, until you reach an eerie static void on the ocean floor where a creature could spend an entire lifetime and never cross another living soul. Nothing ever happens where no light could penetrate. The temperature constantly regulating itself by the very equilibrium nature of water.
As for the sea surface dwellers and occasional visitors, there are three distinct seasons: Oceanic, Upwelling, and Winter Storm.
Using "season" very loosely here. They are less of seasons and more of reoccurring phenomenons that are secondary consequences of surface conditions usually present or a result of specific seasons and weather conditions occurring in said seasons.
For example: while the Earth tilting causes the surface temperature to rise because we literally are closer to the sun, the ocean creatures remain indifferent to it, BUT not the air which heates up causing an increase in wind actively during that time.
You ever blew air on a hot cup of tea to cool it off? Did you notice what happens when you do blow the said air? The tea "dips" in a particular spot where the air of our blow meets the surface.
What you're doing is breaking the water tension and pushing the surface tea away and into the back of the cup, creating a gap in the water for a split second in time. And liquid hates gaps more than anything, so the surrounding liquid rushes in to fill it.
That is precisely what the wind does to the ocean during upwelling season. As the name suggest, the deep water is literally welling up to the surface to take the place of the water the wind just pushed away. And those waters are liquid gold of nutritions for planktons breeding ground, creating a rippling effect up the food chain. An explosion of life and food.
And the fishies, aquatic mammals, and sea birdies go haywire breeding and nesting as the room service is set out. An open buffet at the shores! Fuck and Eat speedrun!
So they are unaffected by the major temperature and wind changes, they only care about the side consequences that just happen to work in their favour. Or sometimes, against, as is evident by the season called Winter Storm season or the commonly known as Poseidon Demeter catfight season causing the migration of grey whales.
Lastly Oceanic which is a poetic way of saying "lazy bumfuck season where nothing ever happens and the currents are weak and we should've booked a resort instead and ugh all the food is cold and soggy I don't feel like leaving my warm water bed to go grab a bite and can't believe we got new Deltarune chapter before silk song it's so over skongers."
Also all of the above generally is only relevant to marine life, while the deep ocean creatures remain unbothered, moisturised, happy, in their lane, focused, flourishing, and locked in nibbling on those scrumptious whalefall bones.
Why is any of this relevant?
BECAUSE! HANAR!
THEY HAVE NO CONCEPT OF SEASONS!!
Imagine you spend all your life living in an static environment bubble then suddenly have to walk on the surface just to engage with these weird terrestrial creatures and oh my god what the fuck is a sand storm. This is beyond hell. Chaos! Entropy! What do you mean the sun is a deadly laser! What the hell is a hurricane! Who the fuck is freezing water and throwing it up from the sky! Not Cool!!!! AND WHY DO TEMPERATURES SHIFT SO DRASTICALLY AND SUDDENLY.
Like no wonder they employed the sturdy drell to do their field work. Weather has always been this vague far away concept buried in dusty books and only ever relevant in the infansy stages of spaceship launches.
#also side note I haven't been answering or doing much alien prompts because I have nothing interesting to say#I know it can be disappointing when you send an ask and it never gets answered#I just feel like I've talked about everything I could talk about and anything more is will be redundant and boring#Also I have to fact check the shit I claim because as experience taught me: relying on memory alone when sharing sciency stuff is bad#on the other side I do see people rereading my posts in my notes! It makes me very happy#And whenever I actually have something interesting to say I will work on a piece or answer an ask#Inspirational is just fickle and science fiction is harder to write than my usual romance genre stuff#then the whole articulating the information into a digestible fun to read piece so it's not just a wall of text and statistics#Sprinkle in jokes. simplify concepts. Overgeneralise to get the point across because getting into the nitty gritty confuses people#Grim truth is... science is not fun to read. It's not supposed to be. It's pure concentrated knowledge that you soak up#and it's beautiful in its oppressive complexity! You have to slow down and digest each sentence. Mull over every paragraph#Each paragraph is a puzzle you decipher. It forces you to stop and connect the dots. You don't gain anything from reading on auto pilot#it's tiring. mentally exhausting. cognitively taxing. and so very tedious#BUT BEAUTIFUL! OH SO EXHILARATING AND BEAUTIFUL#☆humans#mass effect#☆galactic species#☆turians#☆krogans#☆asari#☆hanar#☆drell
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#instagram#instagram video#instagram post#instagram stuff#social justice#current events#human rights#history#history posting#history tumblr#history side of tumblr#history lesson#history lover#history tag#history and culture#important#important to know#africa#african history#world history#anti imperialism#anti colonialism#fuck imperialism#history resources#history research#history facts#fun facts#facts#interesting facts#black history
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#illustration#art#my art#utmv#cross#cross sans#cross!sans#xtale#xtale cross#xtale sans#human cross#human!cross#human cross sans#yuri finally draws a human guy?? shocker i know HHHH#i thought i'd practice drawing different facial structures and went with something other than fem cross and honestly?#i was being dramatic LMAO i'm not as bad at drawing dudes as i remember xD this was very fun to draw against all odds<333#get ready to see more human bsg cause i've had their designs in mind since 2021 and i need to put this excess artistic energy somewhere HHG#sorry for the lack of activity btw i'm terribly busy with school :'D#i'm nailing my exams so far and i'm planning on keeping it up that way for as long as i can >:')#that and i'm learning things on the side...like coding!!!!#it's so fun and frustratingly difficult at the same time waa i need to find a course on how to make a game xd i have so many plans hehe >:)#thank you all for your patience muah muah<3333
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man i’ve had pretty serious art block before in the past but it was always more a lack of inspiration/irl stuff draining all my energy, currently Not having art block but getting hit by my first bout EVER of feeling like i just straight up can’t make anything that’s good enough and oh my god how do people deal with this
#i have zero mental defenses against this bc it’s never happened to me#like i know i’m being stupid here bc i feel like everything ive ever drawn is somehow worse than anything anyone else has ever drawn#which first of all cannot possibly be the case bc art is subjective and also i’m not that special#and second of all ‘this means i’m bad at everything’ is not a reaction i have EVER had to art i consider ‘better’ than mine#i’ve always just been excited by the opportunity to learn how to do a new cool art thing i couldn’t do before#like what is happening here why did my brain broke#on the bright side this doesn’t seem to be even slowing me down from writing and drawing things and posting them anyway#but i could really do without the accompanying dramatics in the back of my head#‘you can’t post this you are an affront to art history and the whole of humanity’ shut Up brain it’s literally minecraft fanart for fun#anyway all this to say. thank you everyone being nice in the notes of my silly lil poems you’re gonna make me cry#mumbling
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"i love thinking about my mp100 tma concept au" wait come back. keep talking 👀👀👀
ok so first off i want to note that im calling it a concept au bc i dont really plan to do anything with it myself, its just fun concepts to think about, and at this stage its pretty much just entity assignments (with help from skye candyskiez in dms) and a fun venue for characterization. like seriously i don’t even know if it’s better for mob to still have psychic powers or not in this au tbh
so anyways the assignments
buried mob/desolation ???%. in world domination arc, he literally says out Loud how afraid he is of losing everything he cares about (and it being by his own hand/not being strong enough to protect them. both very desolation core). but at the same time the level of repression he’s putting himself through to feel like that won’t happen are suffocating him throughout the entire series. therefore the two sides of shigeo get their own entities and represent the other side’s greatest fear. never becomes full avatar of either but gets close to desolation in confession arc
stranger ritsu. this one was skye’s (i originally liked web ritsu for his control issues) and is bc of his Identity Issues (i mean hell big cleanup arc started because ritsu realized he didn’t know who he was underneath what everyone else thought of him!!). my favorite thing to rotate with this one is like. The Incident (or a version of it if i want to go full au) happening and ritsu justifying it how he does in canon, with “that wasn’t my brother. it looked like him but it wasn’t.” and then ritsu gets back from the hospital and mob is Different now and he just goes “that’s Still not my brother”.
reigen is. see it’s hard here bc his entire bit is that he Doesn’t Have Powers. so he’d have to be unaligned/a normal guy. but ALSO i think the lonely and the web are constantly trying to contact him about his cars extended warranty. so there’s that
dimple. he’s dimple! (leaning towards web for the brainwashing or end bc. well bc hes a ghost. but ALSO because hes afraid of being satisfied and reaching that final end! like thats why he does the whole divine tree arc!)
teru is, in my heart, like if adelard dekker was an annoying teenager. actively working to keep himself unaligned with any Fears and to stop rituals/keep avatars from gaining too much power. vulnerable to the lonely and the hunt but mostly manages to stay human
desolation shou. which yeah mobs also desolation but like. he did very much burn that guys house down. so it can be in a different way. in this au he’d be an agnes/gerry type guy, being raised into the desolation and then going “oh this fucking sucks. im going to stop this.” he and teru are vaguely aware of each other but don’t communicate
#ask!!#gallus!!#mp100 tma concept au#i just think they’re neat#also i know that in tma canon we don’t really see human stranger avatars due to the uncanny valley thing#that’s ok though bc tma canon didn’t really get into the identity side of it either and also it’s fun
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And if I say Cas and Gabe already have feeings for each other? And that Cas fell first (not that they know) and Gabe fell harder (kinda knows but it has them crying throwing up pulling out their hair sobbing)?
#cas just knows that ever since they saw gabe they wanted to annoy the shit out of them and push their every button#and strip away their golden persona and expose their ugly side that they keep hidden#(and be slammed to a wall by them and railed)#(who said that)#on the other hand gabe has hated cas and want them dead ever since they saw them and then during id they find out that#cas is capable of good and love and protects mc and also shows a different side of being a vampire#and helps them realise that being a vampire is more complex than they thought#and with them gabe is able to let go and be mean and petty and angry#they don’t have to be perfect#or overcompensate in order to feel human (and not a monster)#and cas is exciting and fun and makes gabe more comfortable to get loose and break the rules#and now gabe is holding their head in their hands and banging their fists against the walls and ugly sobbing#because what the FUCK do you mean that they’re attracted CAS HARLOW (derogatory)(more affectionate than they’re comfortable with)#‘fell harder’ meaning that it’s hitting HARD for gabe#gabe/cas#cas/gabe#immortal desires#gabe x cas#cas x gabe#cas harlow#gabe adalhard
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