#GET YOUR VAXES.
mother absolute fucker the universe has decided to honor One Year Since Getting The Plague with the return of the spinning dizzies
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I have a theory about gen z and millennials, so please help me out with this poll.
Please make sure to vote as to whether you got vaccinated as a child or not, if you did not get chicken pox. Take care, spread this around, and vaccinate your fucking kids. Poll is not exclusive to any country. Vote no matter where you're from.
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also I'm pretty sure there was a moment (mid-cross talk during the ep) as somebody was mentioning Orym always being in the protective/defensive position and thus in the thick of it, when Dorian muttered almost too quietly, a little admiring, a little (hollowly) laughing, a lot sad, "Always right in the mix..."
and by "I'm pretty sure" I mean I can't stop thinking about it
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loving how the series plays into the themes of destiny and fate and the sheer chance of how the entire campaign turned out
because many of the narrative choices we're going to see in this season and beyond came down to a literal roll of the dice. somebody died, and the cast had to live with consequences of that death. they played it beautifully, over and over again, and when they didn't get a chance to fix it, they let it sit.
and to see it play out as an overarching narrative where the events of characters' lives have so much more meaning is fascinating (and heartbreaking). because maybe you and your friends were always meant to do great things, to save the world. maybe you were always destined to lose your sister, and your sister was always destined to lose you. maybe this was the ending you were walking towards this entire time.
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Four years, and COVID finally got my wife, which has been just miserable to witness—she’s so sad being sick, especially when we were supposed to go camping this weekend—and has the added unease of me staring blankly at my own check engine light when I have so much as a tiny discomfort
“Okay, you just got your updated vax shot. Your antibodies are FRESH. Is this a normal headache or a Bad Sign? Is this normal fatigue or Oh Lord, Batten the Hatches? Hey. Look at me. You’re warm. Is it because it’s 90 degrees out, or are you about to go DOWN, dude??”
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Ok why is the going theory somehow simultaneously "if the gods die, people who are only alive through divine magic may die" but also somehow "if the gods die, Vax, who was only able to live even as a revenant following his disintegration due to the intervention of divine magic, will be a-ok"
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Maybe i’m just different but me PERSONALLY i think this shit is weird, these are real married people hanging out as friends and y’all use it for your romantic ship content. Same goes for Tal and Laura.
Liam stands close to Marisha
“OMG THIS IS SO VAXKETH CODED OMG VAXLETH LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCHH ONGMGMGMG VAXLETH COREEE!!!”
be so fucking fr.
you can hate me all you want for saying it, ME PERSONALLY i think it’s weird!!
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people with outdoor cats be like: yes my cat came back home half dead, caught hiv, is full of parasites and sometimes has gone missing for weeks but i don't care bc at least the cat is free and not locked inside like selfish people do!!!
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on ep 104 of my cr3 catch up and it’s insane to me that vex is at the meeting in her capacity as part of the council of tal’dorei and not as the champion of pelor. you’re telling me the dawnfather called deanna into action but not his literal champion??? and what about scanlan?? like i know he’s out of the biz but he is also ioun’s champion!!! they should be there in that capacity!!
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be a good little leftist for mommy and actually go to the pharmacy to ask for a booster early next time so you understand why ickle bitty CDC appwoval was sooooo important before you jack off in mommy's replies about her being a big bad cuck liberal who sucks the government's peepee and waits for unkie sam to tell her what to do, okay honey sweetiepie uguu babuu?? i wuvvvvv uuuuuu 😇😇😇😇😇😇
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sorry i am still super sick and illnessed over percy and cass and i need to explode. percy who had been driven by nothing but grief and revenge for years and his soul slowly eaten by a demon bc he thought he had no one left to live for. cass who had spent years being manipulated by the briarwoods and resenting percy for leaving her behind bc that was easier than accepting that she had lost the last of her family. both of them having their grief and trauma being taken advantage of for so long and then both of them breaking free of it bc of the realization of "there are still people left in my life that care about me". they are all that's left of the de rolos and the one thing they can do is just be there for each other . like.,. fuck!!!!!! also percy couldn't kill delilah bc he already lost so much of himself to revenge (both in terms of his mind and his actual soul) but cass could bc she was so deprived of any ability to hit back against the people that hurt her . GOD. i'll never be normal about them and also i am always thinking about this shot specifically
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Guys hear me out.
Fearne and/or Imogen take control of Predathos- use the gate created to slourp all the gods onto Ruidus. The gods of Exandria all live on the moon like they have in their divine gates and have a physical plane that is the moon.
Vox Machina take control of the gate, the Mighty Nein topple the Weave Mind so the intensity of this massive fight that is coming no matter what will subside. Bell's Hells take their strike mission to Ludinus. Liliana accepts Predathos and lets herself be the conduit to solve the conflicts. Like the Crownkeepers, the party is now bodyguards for all of the holy forces that will be coming through. Liliana is the final boss that stands against each of the gods as the goddess of change. Ioun can give the Hells the power to kill a god if Predathos really becomes a danger to humanity but I think he can live.
People are going to fight; they have their convictions and those convictions are literally what everyone lives and dies on. People can also work together and I hope that's what the gods can all figure out- how to live, rather than exist forever.
Just, Gods are on the moon. Gods are the tiny flashing red moon thank you- Matthew Mercer for providing a simple answer to a complex spiritual question. I would also like to pitch a fighting game- maybe even a TTRPG where you create your own party of warriors to fight moon-monsters and members of the CR cast to ultimately take down Predathos.
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You know.
Maybe it's period hormones causing this.
But I think sobbing a little after reading a fanfiction for a fandom you got into about a week ago and spoiled yourself to everything on but still get so many feelings and already have deep attachments to the characters in means the deeper down the rabbithole you go the more you're gonna probably feel like you got hit by a truck.
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I just got told that vaccines are fake???????????????
By a family member I’ve never met???????????
Sir??????????
Sir have you seen a doctor??????????
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"we overcame a once in a century pandemic"
Which one? Surely you don't mean covid-19, the thing you're sick with RIGHT NOW that continues to kill and disable your fellow Americans by the thousands every week
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