#GIB IT TO MEEEE

[idowhatiwantspock]

FedEx is my least favorite delivery service.

I sent this to a friend to explain what's going on so y'all get it to now. You're welcome.

Context: my computer is broken and needs a full upgrade.

[So I order parts from Best Buy for the computer and the location nearest me doesn't have all the parts. So I ordered for shipping cuz it's free. And on the order it says it might even be here by Thursday. On Friday at around noon there was a knock on the door but I was half asleep so I didn't answer it and I found a FedEx tag that said that they would try three more times on consecutive business days before holding it for a week for me to pick up from them up in the NE. I get an email from Best buy at 4 p.m. saying it was shipped.

Then nothing which is not unusual. I was expecting for something on Monday. Monday comes and goes nothing. I call yesterday being like "where package?" The person updates my delivery information to let them know I'm disabled and it'll take a bit to get to the door and tell me that they're coming with my package after the call. I wait outside for THREE HOURS and nothing.

I called today after class and the person's like "they've already tried to deliver it four times. It wasn't even going to arrive yesterday. It's at our warehouse ready for pickup." Meanwhile, the tracking app says it's returning to sender and it has been since before I called them yesterday. So I ask for a supervisor who tells me that they use different systems for tracking and the customer isn't seeing what they are seeing and it says that they tried to deliver it four times: Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Monday. Told them I have been home and the only time I heard a knock was Friday. They tell me that they will give my package to a delivery person tomorrow because all of the deliveries are done for the day already???? And then text me so I know when it'll happen. But guess what? That'll be at 7 A.M.. So now I have to wake up at 7 in the morning and wait until my package arrives.]

Context: I go to bed at 3 a.m. on a good night. My Pokemon sleep app is already confused about my sleep and now FedEx is gonna fuck it up even more.

Lesson: Best Buy free shipping is a lie. You pay with sanity and hours of sleep.

[brokentoys]

some arts of how i typically see eddie on this blog....... tho i need to give him bell bottoms more often (many times i opt not to just because i wanna show off the Boots More. but as you can see - i also dig the more 70s look. like the aviator like glasses)

[m1shapanda]

i want art moots so bad

[thatgoblin]

I keep seeing really good fics that are smut or angst for the COD fandom, but like I need to find me some writers with my type of tism. The kind where it's hijinks and random sweet interactions and. . .

I forgot food in the mircowave brb

Anyways, I need comedies and sweet nonsense of Simon not understanding that his love language is acts of service until his love interest takes care to clean his masks or make more for him and get him a skin routine.

Or Soap meeting someone that is a puppy jjust like him and Price crying because 'now there's two of them!'

Even Gaz finding someone who is high strung and they level each other out from him being too cool and them being too hot.

I WANT HOUSEWIFE NIKOLAI AND PRICE TO FIND A THIRD WHO THOUGHT THEY WERE A ROOMMATE AND REBUFFS THEIR ADVANCES DESPITE THEM TAKE THE AD FOR HAVING A THIRD IN A RELATIONSHIP!

GIB TO MEEEE

[mrowblr]

an evil kitty hm? would you like some evil treats?

YOU THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TO ASK???

gib. gib the evil treats to meeee

[dotieeee]

Trope Game

tagged by @gali-in-distress

Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

• -10 -> very dissuaded

• 0 - don't care either way

• 10 -> very enticed

• hope -> if it's a hard no and you'd never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or vou'd insta click out of the fic if it wasn't tagged.

Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it's conditional

Age Gap: 6

It's okay!! Especially if done tastefully and with a certified DILF

Codependency: 4

especially if with elements of forced codependency?? What can I say, I am a fan of dark stuff :D

Enemies to lovers: 4

I guess it depends on the ship, some mortal enemies are just made for each other tbh

Enemies With Benefits: -5

anything with the +benefits ain't my thing tbh as someone in the acespec

Fake Dating/Relationship: 5

It could be interesting!! so many things could happen that could be totally hilarious

Found Family: 3

I could be down for fluff

Friends To Lovers: 5

it good. it very good

Friends With Benefits: -5

(see enemies with benefits lol)

Hurt/Comfort: 10

can I add hurt/no comfort?? or hurt/ comfort via stockholm?? because I like the torture *insert evil laugh

Love Triangle: 8

OOOH I like the drama gib drama

Mistaken/Hidden Identity: 0

I haven't read anything in this vein...

Monster Fu... Relationship: 5

I think this depends: eldritch horror?? yes please

Obsession, Possessiveness, etc: 10

LITERALLY FOAMING IN THE MOUTH

Opposites (like grumpyxsunshine, etc): 5

it okay :)

Poly: 5

Hey if the dynamics are written well, I am down

Pregnancy: 7

Pregnancy drama is great dramaaaa

Second Chance: 0

It could work, but they would have to work for it and there has to be angst, so much angst

Sex To Feelings: 4

This totally depends!!! I've read awesome sex-to-feelings before and they worked great

Slowburn: 10

I like me a slow burn long fic to help the fantasy last lmao

Soulmates: 7

Yesyesyes soul mark?? soul mate gets possessive and obsessed? you got meeee

Tagging: @honeybeezgobzzzzz @roguelov @aralezinspace @withoutyouimsaskia and anyone else who'd like to try!!!!

[rirismommyspace]

ririiiiiii oh ma gosh i lub i lub da audio u dids for meeeeヾ(≧▽≦*)o i already feel small now an an happy an giggly an wanna gib u hugsssss bc u always so sweet an caring -🍀🍀🍀

˚₊✩‧₊ Babyyyy~ I'm glad it made you happy sweetheart (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ you're so adorable !! ohmygosh !! You can have all the hugs you want too Angel (⁠づ⁠￣⁠ ⁠³⁠￣⁠)⁠づ

[nazukisser]

please do both tsukasa suou and izumi sena for meeee 🧵🧵

tsukaaaaaaaa

fav :)

I CANT EVEN CHOOSE

so like i got you a top 6

least fav

what the fuck was thsi

senaizuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

fav!

he looks so silly here

least fav

im sorry he just looks scary

// ask game is open!!!! send an ensemble stars character and i gib fav and least fav card

[goodmorningdove]

Pease gib it 2 meeee :(

[celinolesunshine]

CHRISTMSA

I GIB YOU A STAR

⭐

AND platonic KISSIE

:O A STAR?! fOR MEEEE—?

PLATONIC KISSIES YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH WE LOVE THOSE

[bougiebutchbitch]

okay but if kakashi wanted to get another job after retiring from being Hokage, my man could totally do the JSL translations for fast-rap

Eminem Godzilla, Guns and Ships - with the speed of his hand signs, he’s nailed it

[eohachu]

is it Sunday yet GOD is it sunday yet IS IT SUNDAY YET PLS

[xeniator-the-transinator]

Can someone just grab me the WE GOT BAGELS. WOOOOO!

video?

I want

[brightlotusmoon]

I like to think that, while the boys are in the junkyard, half the cats are like this:

Cat: WHAT THE FUCK

Cat: IS THAT?!

And the other half are like:

Cat: owo?

Cat: big ‘ol climbing pole?

Cat: GIB TO MEEEE

There is no in between

Agreed. Bay Donnie getting covered in cats just while he's thinking is a fantastic imagine.

[stargirlfics]

Love u 🧸💐💌

My genie babyyy 🥺 excuseeee meeee I love you toooo!!! 💖💕🌸💕🌸💖💕🌸💖💕🌸 I hope your day is going alright and remember that you’re iconic, you’re special, you’re sweet, you’re loved and iiiii just wanna gib you hugs!!! 🥰

[keezree]

kiwi gib u kizzy ...

:0

:○!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ų3Ų kiwi gib meeee? Kissy??????

;v;