#GOD HES SO CUTE FUCK WHAT TGE FUCK

[embie-the-buttercup]

SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 10 OF GREASE: RISE OF THE PINK LADIES

I have big feelings again, I'm sorry.

Just like last time, this is in no particular order, my brain is scrambled.

Here we go:

The scene between Nancy and Cynthia was everything. They're my favourite friendship on the whole show. I kinda wish they showed us what they wrote, but you know what? It's their secret, and will remain that way, as it should.

On the same note: HAPPY LESBIANS!!!! YAAAAAAAAAY! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Thank all the gods of all the realms that Olivia didn't marry that pedo bitch. She just needed to know that her friends are on her side, no matter what 🥺

Nancy slapping him was also so satifying. Such an icon, Nancy is.

Olivia's mom saying "we shouldn't have said yes" was soooo annoying. Like, yeah, no shit. But if you realise that, then at least do something? For example, I don't know, don't let your teenage daughter marry her teacher instead of just crying and waiting for a bunch of teenage girls to show up and do your job???

But at least Olivia's free.

But Gil has a girlfriend 😭 Who the hell is she?

The begining of the race was so funny. Like they were building up for something incredible and then Susan just fucks up immediatelly. Love it, peak humour.

Oh, yeah, Hazel! I was waiting her to be inculded in the gang forever. And now she has her own group of friends 🥺

And her climbing in Jane's window was so cute and awkward. I love their dynamic

I just kinda wish they would've resolved her love triangle too...

But we can't have everything resolved, something needs to happen in season 2

(They're doing season 2, right? RIGHT???)

Nancy and Potato are back together and cuter than ever 🥰 I don't have to riot. Yay!

Rizzo and Frenchy 🥺 also it was so funny that they almost had me believe they're letting them into the gang now

I'm really sad we barely saw anything of Edward this episode. I was hoping they would develop his friendship with Cynthia but I understand that there's only so much thing they can do in 50 minutes 😔

Buddy turning himself in and standing up for himself! My boy seems so lost in tge world but at least he's trying to do the right thing now. I hope he's getting some happiness next season

(THEY'RE DOING A SECOND SEASON, RIGHT??????)

The last song was such great finale. 😚👌 (that's supposed to be a chef's kiss)

But WTF WAS THAT ENDING? Who? Why? Where? How?

I'm gonna cry so bad if they don't make another season 🥺

But even if they do, what do I do with myself until it's out?

[whim-prone-pirate]

mythic quest finale spoilers // updating the post as i go along

GOODBYE JO MY DEAREST☹️☹️☹️☹️

rachelbrad interactions i love you

POPPYIAN QUARANTINE JUMPSCARE ??????

"one of you has to be a genius" so real

oh boy bg character lore

"a cashmere pant" ONLY ONE PANT ??

i love grimpop and it's impossibly small cast of employees

JOBRADANA WORK PARTNERS REAL WHAT TGE FUCK !!!!!!!!

wow they're all so awful at pitching❤️

"i'm uh..... on the spectrum😏" my favorite pickup line

all of the mq employees kinning their own ocs so true

mmmmm poppy :(

THEYRE BROKEN [throwing up]

THE ANSWER ??

oh boy oh man

ian you need to stop pitching your solutions to real life problems with real people

it is ........ what it is😄

god ian what are you saying HELP

"a bunch of monkeys that stood up on a rock" you need to stop.

they love each other💔💔

hey no stepping towards each other don't kiss or i'll kill you

EAT THE BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA WITH RANCH AND BLUE CHEESE OH MY GOD😭😭 HE'S SO APPALLED ??

good god why did the pizza crunch

stop saying it is what it is .. i know that's a phrase outside of bbc sherlock but I Don't Think It Is

STUDIO/DANA !!!!!!!! WEEEEEE

Hello Rachel🙂

DANA BRYANT !!! DANA LAST NAME OH MY GOD !!!!!

"i'm not clutching anything .." "i can hear it crinkle."

NOOO MOCHACHINO REFERENCE.

ON IT🤬🤬🤬

does david .. Have to be miserable in every finale.

aww poppyian ur so cute🫶

OKAY YAY GOODNIGHT AMERICA !!

[reasonablerodents]

there are two wolves inside me (one wanting to write soft hotch making his puppy comfy and letting him come whenever hes being good, buying him cute toys, praising him ALL tge time, hand feeding him, letting him sleep with him in bed )((( the second one wanting to write hotch so mean i start rethinking what caused me to be so fucked up)

Literally SAME my god…. The evil wolf always wins apparently but I want to write soft sweet puppy soooo badddd I have a few ideas in drafts! One of them is soft sleepy somno puppy and it’s so 🥺 waaahhhhhhhhhhh

When I die I don’t think they should study my brain because whatever they find is gonna be INSANE. like why am I like this???? Idk but it’s fun I guess??

[walnutcookie]

i dare u to elaborate on the walnut hollyberry idea. no pressure !

okay so . this causes plotholes in my fanon and im still trying to find a way to patch it so im still not sure if ots canon but i think its so funny so its at least a concept

walnut doesnt know much about phantom bleu BUT she discovered that they used to live in the hollyberry kingdom . (the blue cheese manor which burned down but she doesnt know that)

so she has the genius idea to sneak away and go run off without her dads knowledge and consent and . She may not have money but she has an adorable face !!!! (literally in her story it says shes too cute and polite to say no to so people let her do shit) so she asks for a train ride to the hb kingdom and probably gets a free juice box too

she gets to the hollyberry kingdom and her 12 year old brain realizes . Oh shit. i just ran away from my dad who is now miles away to tjis unknown place. i came to find out more about phantom bleu but i dont even know where to startttt. so shes kinda scared. Big kingdom. she doesnt even know where to start looking (and the manor is destroyed anyways so its not like she would have found it)

then one of the kingdom guards pick her up by the scruff like a kitten and go Oh my god. A tinspney. Hey dude look at this. Holy shit that is a tinspney. We need to share this joy. And she gets passed around the castle until she ends up in hollyberrys arms and shes like Good Lird shes a tiny. A skroinkle indeed good work guards. and then walnut tells her a bit about herself and when she mentions her dad hollyberry is like YOURE GARFIELDS KID ⁉️

she calls walnut garfield jr and designates a whole room in the castle to her (decorated nicely and kept clean and nice) and she basically runs around with knight and princess (with wildberey watching them) and explores the hollyberry kingdom and falls in the canals 103846 times (thry pull her out by the scruff like a wet kitten) and she finds out about her grandparents pure vanilla and hazelnut Woaahahaa!!!

meanwhilr almond is having a FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!! walnut is gone for DAYS and then one day he turns on the news and fucking Host cookie is there with walnt by their side talking about this skrunkly that showed up in the hollyberry kingdom and hes like WHAT TGE FUCK. MY FAUGJIGN DAUGSHER HOW FID SHE DGET THERE WHY IS SHE WITH MY STEPMOM (love u polyancients) WHAT THE FUCKOJG HELL

still debating on if she gets to meet pv and dc and gc but no matter what she gets to hear EVERYTHING from hollyberry and her mind is BLOWN . she is PURE VANILLAS GRANDDAUGHTER ? THE PURE VANILLA? QND HER DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NAMED GARFIELD?

anyesyd she gets home in one piece (surprisingly) either from almond driving all the way there and likely breaking 100 traffic laws while hes at it or golden cheese drops her off at his doorstep. or hollyberry finds another way of transportation for her.

and she decides not to mention anything about pure vanilla/hazelnut to her dad otherwise he would have a second heart attack . <3

[baladric]

I don't want to be greedy, but I want to hear about any (all?) TGE works in progress.

oh boy, a big and possibly unexciting answer actually!

my main and loudest focus is the goblin emperor pirate au, which i'm unsure whether to assume you, my dear anon, have heard of, so quick rundown: What would happen if Maia's gay sea captain aunt Shaleän came for him after Chenelo died and snatched him out from under Setheris' nose? Mainly, he becomes the world's most compassionate pirate under Shaleän's captaincy, and sails for a happy five years before shit hits the fan in just... so many ways! featuring: a whole lot of very slapdash headcanons about the various and sundry countries addison mentions, an undercover csevet with several ultimately unconvincing ulterior motives, telimezh being the only rational person within several hundred square miles, and the phenomenal celebros and i pretending very hard that we know literally anything about sailing a fucking tallship (also please read celebros' fic if you haven't, she is a legend and an icon and i will never stop feeling kind of dizzy that she wants to write with me)

the pirate au will involve some side-fics, bc c and i are at this point physiologically incapable of not creating a whole lot of apocrypha for this bc it is all either of us thinks about anymore ;lakfjwae

side-fic ideas:

a fic that will take place after the end of the main story, in which deret goes to work for a very liberated version of csethiro (csethire ceredel here) and ends up forced to deal with a much freer cala who spends his ethuverazhin ex-pat life fucking around with hedge magic (and starting a lot of fires by accident), and they fall in love while deret grapples with his own very fucking tangly sense of self, and it's extremely cute

telimezh backstorying and possibly pre-main fic pov stuff, his take on the maia he meets, which sounds boring but boy howdy if we do it, it will be Feels Central

we already have various and sundry drabbles about Shaleän and her wife (Freja Pelnoor-Sevraseched) and also her second-in-command, Paris, who we are GOING to make you care about, you have no fucking choice, you will join us

and god only knows what else

also vague plans to actually attempt a thara celehar-as-the-abhorsen crossover fic, bc c and i have the exact same brainworms, but that'll come p far down the line (gotta finish this beast first)

i'm futzing with various attempts at character studies of iäna and his relationship to music and singing (for personal reasons ;lakdfjaowef, me? overinvest a character with my own experiences? NEVER!!!)

also... possibly a thara time loop story, bc i just have this very loud idea that he could invent reasons not to give iäna a chance for 1000 years, but huck a guy in a time loop and who even Knows what can happen ;) (suffering. suffering can happen. i'm so sorry.)

oh and i'm taking repeated runs at a deeply homoerotic Nohecharei Dress Maia In Lieu Of The Edocharei fic, bc people always do the clothes porn for taking the clothes off, but have you ever had someone dress you?? it's incredibly fucking intimate!!! augh!!!!!!

everything else is p much just stuff i banged out the first 500 words of in a fugue state and won't get finished, but the lovely thing about writing is that everything gets used at some point!!!

[threeletterslife]

Hiiii I'm sorry I've been inactive for a while :/ I'm just less active on tumblr nowadays, and the fact that I can't post when I'm on the site really isn't helping ajshhshd (it doesn't let me add tags from my phone? but TAGS ARE MY LIFE and I can only go on my phone because of the vpn :( )

Anyway I am here!! For chapter 13!!! I'll try to read chapter 14 soon too ajshdhdbd

It is currently 1am so do not expect my thoughts to be coherent

A YEAR ON SOLARIA LETS GOOOOO

Rant on the general? Yes please, I will gladly listen to this

Omg not the meaningful(?) Dreams... (there's a word I'm looking for but my brain is not working I mean like...... dreams what have deeper meanings.... mystic? mmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't know you know what I mean)

Battlefield talks???? Things are PROGRESSING I like this

I understand why people would want her out on the battlefield but also my girl hasn't been trained properly??? Yeah she's learned to wield her fire but it'll take a lot more time to learn how to fight with it

Ah, yeah she's very empathetic and doesn't really deal with pain and death too well, as we've seen before. But also she's also been very open about her patriotism for solaria, so I'm wondering what she would have to say about this

Captain Im's speech ayyyyyy. (No but seriously) she's well spoken and a GREAT fucking debater, she handled that effortlessly

WAIT PLEASE I KNOW YOONGI'S GONNA BE TOO WORRIED ABOUT HER HES GONNA GO ROGUE

He went rogue 😭😭😭😭 this is so fun to watch look at him

“Officer Ryu’s going to give him a little visit and change his mind again.” — OMG PLEASE YES

You doubt it? Well, sir, its going to happen anyway because ✨plot✨ (and you're head over heels for y/n so you have to do what she says, and besides letting your emotions get in the way like this is a HUGE fucking mistake)

Also is this how she's gonna meet jungkook? Cause he's from darlaria.... ajshhxhsbs I should think so much ahead let's skip back (NO BUT SOMEBODY IN THE DARLAREAN ARMY WILL RECOGNISE HER I'M CALLING IT)

Yes, he's in denial. He doesn't want to admit he's in love with a darlarean :(((

Y/n knows she's darlarean right? She just doesn't care... her heart is solarian through and through

HES IN DENIAL THIS IS SO CUTE AJSHXHHXJSJS

Oh :( love and war and death :( YOURE GONNA KILL OFF YOONGI ARENT YOU??? YOU MAKE HIM GO ON THESE LONG SWEET TANGENTS BECAUSE YOURE PLANNING ON KILLING HIM YOUR MONSTER

I'm sorry, I shouldn't assume. bUT IF YOU DO IT I WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR FOR REVENGE

...no it doesn't make sense that she wasn't there? I don't know man I mean shouldn't she have a say in whether she fights?

WHY DID HIS BROTHER SHIFT TONE MIDSENTENCE I- "Am I good enough, brother? 🥺🥺🥺🥺" "Youre good enough for me" :))) "yoUR ENOUGH IS SUBPAR THATS TGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME" ??????????? Mid conversation??? his brother needs help 😭😭

This conversation hurts so much seeing it from yoongi's point of view like.... he's messing up so much right now conversation-wise but only because he's sOFT

Ah... yeah I think jungkook will recognise her and the the story will continue from there

Part of me is like LET THE GIRL FIGHT but on the other hand I DONT WANT HER TO MEET JUNGKOOK.please dear God just let her and yoongi have their love story, I'm sure jungkook's a great guy but live triangles stress me the HELL out and I will cry

Why would he ever care for a darlarean? Wow, it really shows how he's been raised to not even think of them as humans...

THE TENSION OHHH this isn't good for my heart

CAPTAIN MOON'S BACKSTORY HELLO??????? Sweetheart I want to hug you 😭😭😭

Captain moon is spiritual  I can see that, and I'm GLAD we got a meaning to the dream. Y/n is the ✨change✨

FINALLY THE GEM THANK YOU

THATS IT??? I WAS SO SURE IT WOULD B ESOMETBING IMPORTANT AHHHH

Great chapter as ever, love <3 ill try to read chapter 14 soon Have a great day!!

omg no don't apologize!! i can't believe tumblr has the audacity to mess with your tags >:((( ugh

nevertheless, you're here and i have received yet another one of your amazing asks!! (i can't believe you're writing these so late omg 😭 my brain shuts off at 11 these days 💀) but then again, i feel like the best time to read is at night because i'm more prone to ~feels~

ANYWAYS. yes! can you believe it's almost been a year? coincidentally, it's also been almost around a year since i've begun to actually write this series! time flies, doesn't it

LMAO i love writing the battlefield scenes! in the original plot, there weren't as many politics/technical aspects of the war involved, but as i began writing, adding it just felt right LOL

in this household, we love and respect captain im. that is all i have to say

LMAO i like your line of thinking 👀 we will see about your predictions!!! (please don't come for me; i am scared)

yoongi's siblings are... interesting. we'll get into them more in future chapters *wink wink*

the general's too soft for his own good LOL. but we love to see it

captain moon is totally an underrated officer! nobody thinks twice about her because she's always off praying to the spirits, but it's the only connection she has left with her family. a lot of the officers' backstories are tragic. like wait till we get to captain goe's 💀

:)))))) don't worry the gem will come up again <3

and THANK YOU! as usual, for writing such a long review so late at night!! i love reading through your scene-by-scene reactions LOL. it's one of the things that just motivates me to write more! have a wonderful day/night/afternoon!

[please-help-this-little-lesbian]

11x10 Review!

:Readmore:

Is this a haunted house?

THATS SO FUCKED

JUDITHS OUTFIT

JERRY!!!

I LOVE THIS AHH

THE BAKERY IS CALLED ELODIES HOLD THE PHONE

Carol ships Donnie omg

“Worrying about money again is so weird.” YEAH SPREAD COMMUNIST THEORY

The Commonwealth has a movie theater?? Do they show old movies, have people making new ones, or both?

Carol what are you doing👀

Me seeing how clean and modern the commonwealth is: 👁👄👁

TOMMY???

OH GOD OH FUCK EXEKIEL

The Commonwealth military is the definition of “the person who bombed those Syrian civilians was a black lesbian”

ROSITASUPREMACY OMG

PRINCESS IN A TIARA

MEI AND JUDITH🥺

THESE WASTEFUL MOTHER FUCKERS I—

I know Judith does not understand capitalism

Why is Carol snooping in the win

She’s gonna get in trouble

IS THAT FUCKING SEBASTIAN??

IT IS OMG FUCK YOU KID

I want someone to rock his shit my god I hate him

LET HIM GET BIT DARYL

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASALLY ASS PRICK

I love the added detail of the Commonwealth soldiers just…being there

Does the commonwealth have schools…

Imagine being tortured only to have to put up with parties in your shitty apartment…I would commit a crime

Magna is pissed and I love it

YUMIKO LOOKS SO HOT

Why is there a crowd gathered this is kinda weird

PRINCESS AND MERCER 🥺

CONNIE JUST FIRED A SHOT

She dodged the question what a true politician

Yumiko he got demoted don’t be dumb

SPEAK KING

No you don’t shut up and bitch

Wait so that’s not Stephanie?? So they DID white wash her

Wait wiki said no I’m confused

The Daryl I know wouldn’t become a cop

SHUT UP SEBASTIAN

DARYL WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

YES SPREAD THE WORD OF MARX

Oh shit

Where does commonwealth get their money? Like how does their currency work?

Does commonwealth have real houses or is it just apartments?

Carol’s apartment is cute

NO

OH GOD

HENRYS BOX

I love Ezekiel so much

JUDITH

SHE CUT HER HAIR

THE RECORD PLAYER AHH

THE SONG BEING EAT TGE RICH IM SCREAMING YES

Wait we’re gonna make it known the rebellion is good, right?

[bookns]

Risk reaction:

3 FOR 3 IN ENGLISH WOOHOO

I know nothing and I mean NOTHING

No TRAILER OR A N Y T H I N G

I love this show

Lou voice is favorite

Theme song is more in sych I can tell

Oooh what happens

WOAH THERES A LOT OF THEM

chat baby

THE KISS THW KISS

What the fuck

Kim baby hi

Gami hi

I love them all

How do they get done

Rena furtive I love you

Alya I love you

I love their friendship

Not the creepy emilie talk

You knows it’s a good episode of hes talking to Émilie

My heart is beating

Woah

Is he crying

He has emotions???

Nathalie babe noo

Nathalie moi is she gonna die

Gabby what the fuck

Babe you deserve better

Woah the lighting

WOAH WOAH

WOah WHAT THE

MR. PIGOEN IM SORRY THAT MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER

Perfect how??

Plagued the decieved heart

HES A KID BRO

HES A KID

What the FUCK HAWKY

Why does he look like pjs mask dude

Is this sandboy dude all grown up?? Aww I miss him. He was a cute kid

Ella Etta

ALYA

MATUNETTE NO

Adrien NO WHAT THE FUCK

THIS IS CREEPY

ADREIN NOOOO

HES IN PJS

WHAT THE DUDK

PLAGGG

OH MY GOD

is that Lila

Why is she here

PLAGG WHAT THE FUCK

This makes me uncomfy

Adrien i love you

Bob why the duck are you here

WHAT NO

ADRIEN oh

This is breaking my heart

SHIT

I DIDNT EVBE THINK

HIW IS HE SUPPOSED TO BE CHAT WOTHOIT BEING IN PARIS

SHOT

He’s so sad

22 TIMES

change babe

THERE WE GO

Tikis giggle

Bleh indeed

Adrien si sad

Marinette i love you

Tikki

Shit

shit

Okay

Fuck you Lila

OH

I’m sorry Adrien getting knocked out made me DIE

Ninos so happy getting out

Alya i and Marinette i love you

Adrien WOAH

Aww

He’s so sad

He’s HELD HER HAND

No

Does he love you babe

This. This is why I love show

FUCK YOU LIKA

I LOVE NINO

What the fuck teacher

Beauty of this world

HE ONLY LOOKING AT MARINETTE

Chloe what the fuck man

I’m THIS CLOSE TO CRYING

Their love can last so strong

Why are they all trying to block it

Losers OW

No gorilla no

This is my new favorite episode

No Alya

Guys LISTEN

Kim, nino ALYA STOP

Alya WHAT THE FUCK

This episode is 

WHY TGE FUCK AEE YOU HERE

I HATE HIM

WHAT THE AFRYAL FUCK IS GOING OB

I’m FREAKING IUT

IM CALM

IM NOT CALM

Felix dude

Damn adrien could dodge the ball he couldn’t do that before

He’s not wrong adrien

Whats hidden inside??

He scratches his back a lot

Like even before this he does

Gorilla

Ew adrien

Nathalie babe

Gabby fuck you

Felix what are you doing

What is that

What the duck

Whta is going on

Oh shot

What’s the password

OH SHIT

Is he gonna get caught

Oh SHIT

This is gonna give me a heartattcak

Wait WHY IS FELIX SEEING EMILLIE

WHAT IS GOING OB

THIS IS EERIE

NO

FUCK

IM FREAKING OUT

IM FREAKING OUT

WHAT THE FUCK

OH MY GOD HES TRUSTING WITH THE RING

FELIX

OH SHIT

OH MY GOD

ADRIEN IS A SENTI

NO NOW I BELIEVE IT

MARINETTE

MARINETTE YOU HAVE 29 minutes

Oh shit OH SHIT

This IS EERIE

I HATE THIS

KAGAMI I LOVE YOU

GAMI OH MY GODDESS

GAMI

ME WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER - GAMI

SHE SO UPSET CAUSE SHE KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE FREE

kagami i. Love you.

oh my god

OKAY HE LOOKS WEIRD

I hate him (Felix)

What the hell is going on

Marinette no

Oh god I do not wanna watch this

It’s gonna be weird

Oh god

Oh no

MARINETTE NO

shit

His face

Okay that’s not a bad excuse

Adrien babe you are

Fuck you

Oh I forgot it was real for a sec

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

No

IS JT THE BYTTLEFLY

WHAT THE

OH GOD

MARINETTE NO

Oh my GOD

Pegabug was CUTE BUT THIS IS NIR RHE RIGHT IDEA

I have homework to do yet I’m stressfully watching this show

girl GOD

Wait what’s going on

No no

WHAT

NO

Oh MY FUCKING GOD

I turned on Spotify to cope AND THIS BITCH

I’m stressed

[inessencedevided]

The Untamed, episode 39 - watching notes

How did this show manage to make me care for these characters in about one episode???

Xue Yang is 100 kinds of creepy

How does he disappear like that? That's a power we haven't seen on this show yet

This whole revenge plot is waaay too convoluted to be only about revenge

Ohoh ... this silence is too ominous

I love how A-Qing still has her rebellious streak, even in death

This is too easy ... he won't die just like this, right?

Holy shit his arm!! 😱😱😱

Um ... sorry but, it's really obvious that the actor just has his arm tugged under his clothes 😅

Whaaaaaaaat???

He's not the guy under the mask???

Who???

Who is that and why does he want the stygian tiger amulet???

I was so sure that that was him

Lan and Jin sword style? I'm wreaking my brain right now who has a strong connection to both, but I'm coming up empty

Oh no, a qing :'(

This is such a brilliant shot! Goosebumps! All over!

And wow

All the awards for song lan's actor 😥

I am ... fascinated by Xue Yang's backstory. Like ... the guy is a goddamn sociopath

With the parallels of his backstory to wwx it's almost like he's wwx without his good heart 😥

So ... all of this is a direct consequence of what happened when they met them in the flashback?

But this isn't how "human affairs" should go or even normally do! Obviously, xue Yang isn't a reliable narrator at all, but all I want to do is wrap Xiao Xingchen in my arms and tell him that not all his good faith in humanity was misplaced 💔

"Stupid, naive, dumb idiots like you, who think the world is a better place just because they did something good!"

But it is!!!! The world on it's own, without humans, isn't inherently good or evil! It is what it is. Good or evil, that's up to us! In the face of the endless indifference of the universe, every act of kindness tips the scale towards a better world!

(Sorry, my atheism is showing)

And that's why I will always have infinitely more respect for the Xiao Xingchens of the world than the cruel and bitter Xue Yangs.

Oh fuck no

No, this will break him, won't it? 😰

Oh no 😭😭😭😭

Oh no

Honey...

"Say something..."

Oh god

Does this show want to set some kind of record for must characters severely traumatised in 50 episodes???

Noooo

No

Fuck

When I wrote that I hadn't seen yet ...

He ... killed himself

I am crying so hard right now and I feel like I haven't even really processed the full tragedy of this arc yet

What is Xue Yang doing?

This is so weird. He honestly looks at Xiao Xingchen like he is a doting husband waiting for him to come home

Ohhh

And now it makes sense that he wanted wwx to restore his soul

And why his soul didn't want to be restored ... because he killed himself. He doesn't want to come back 😥

The way this looks ... that can't be an accident

So NOW he's grieving. Because he can't bring Xiao Xingchen back, can't control him. Xue Yang has such a screwed psychy, it's fascinating ... in a very disturbing way

Wow, he's damaged ...

Oh no ... the candy ... THE CANDY!!!

Holy shit ... what even am I supposed to feel right now? 😨😨😨

Trying to parse that out, I feel like (and this is just my first impressionof thus and my very raw thoughts)... Xiao Xingchen and his kindness they did touch Xue Yang. But he was ill-equipped to deal with whatever feelings they stirred in him, because he had already been so twisted by the world and his own actions. And so he expressed his love the same way he expressed everything: with obsession and the desire to posses and control.

Honestly, I need some more time to really process this ...

They buried A Qing 😭

Oh, Lan Jingyi. I didn't know you had it in you 💚💚💚

Oh god, the Juniors are ALL so soft! 😭

Oh god I want to know so badly. What did Lan Wangji want to say??? "Fortunately... this wasn't us" "Fortunately... you came back to me"? 😭

Omg ... this is a parallel right? From behind they might as well be song lan and Xiao Xingchen!

Oh song lan 💔

The way he takes the pouch 🥺

And Lan Wangji's look. Maybe I'm imagining too much into this but ... if that's not a man intimately aware of what he's going through

"Roam the world. Exorcise evil beings alongside Xingchen."

I can't guys, I'm crying so hard right now 💔💔💔

Holy shit Lan Wangji's actor's performance as he hands him the sword 😭😭😭

IT IS A PARALLEL! 😭😭

look at the screenshot up there again!!

I'm ugly crying so hard right now 😭😭😭

Gimme a moment ...

Tge music in the next scene is really unusual for this show, almost jarring after I've just bawled my eyes out

What is that?

An entrance?

Okay no, not an entrance

Who is that????

Aardgfdgh

The Juniors!!!

The scenery us so pretty :)

Waitwaitwait ... I have a suspicion... no ... nooooo? It can't be ...

The butterfly toy ...

And the comments in the last episode fit, too ... 😳😳😳

OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!!!

The shot of the little flying thing! That's in that restaurant, right??

The comment about remembering stuff from when you're three!

IS HE A YUAN????

@sweetlittlevampire IS HE A YUAN??? 😱😱😱

I'm crying again you guys

Of course he is! It all makes sense

And omg, lan Wangji with the bunny lantern 😭😭😭

And now wwx remembers A Yuan and... the LOOK!!! The song!!! The bunnies!!!

The smile 😭😭😭😭

"Let's buy it" "Okay"

They're a family, you guys!!!! They're a family and I'm ... so ... so emotional!!! 😭😭😭

So much softness between them!!! 💙🖤💙🖤

And wwx smiles as brightly as before this whole mess and ...

Holy shit this episode you guys!!!

First I cry out of sheer devastation and now I feel like my heart is ready to burst!

And it FITS!!!

wangxian got the happy ending Xiao Xingchen and song lan never did. They reunited and even though they spent many years apart they have a real chance now!!!

And this, their child, this is the pay off.

I'm listening to the new album by Nightwish (my favourite band) all the time right now and in their song "How's the heart?" Is this line "now there's one who came from me / A child of light, another tale" and I can't help but think of that right now! The whole song is about how it is worth it, going through the bleak times, fighting through your own darkness because there is light and love at the end of it. It's worth it to keep fighting, just so we can keep meeting others with love. And I can't help but think of little A Yuan/ Lan Sizuhi (and god, I'm almost bursting at the fact that I can write that line!!) As their manifestation of that love. Their "child of light" :')

And even with Xiao Xingchen and Song Lan ... there is this slight hopeful feeling of "we will meet again", if not in this life than in the next ...

Guys, I'm so emotional right now

Sorry for the tengant. It probably doesnt make much sense put in writing 💚

I'm so sad and so happy at the same time ... :')

Oh god, lan Wangji with the lantern is so unimaginably cute!!!

And they gave it to Lan Sizhui!!!

SYMBOLISM!! 😭😭😭

Now, this should be interesting

How much does lan Xichen even know at this point?

Ohhh! That was nie Mingjue in the coffin earlier!

Why is he buried in Yi City???

I'm so confused right now!

(But don't tell me the answers. As always, these are rhetorical questions ;))

Ohhh ...

I have a suspicion about the ghost faced man

And apparently I'm not the only one

He has been "discussing" things with you every single night. Aha 😏

Sorry, this is serious 😬

(This has nothing to do with anything but I paused the stream to type and this was the image I got. I thought i should share :D)

Lan Xichen is so deep in denial

Poor guy

And again with the parallels! There is another Lan who has stuck to someone with a bad reputation and he's standing right there

And jin ling is conveniently reminding us of that 😐

So much drama

OMG!

That was smooth!

No, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

Just, "Wei-gongze" :D

"Don't take it to heart"

MY HEART!!!

I feel like Lan Wangji isn't the only Lan who will suffer an aneurysm from repressed emotions one day

@sweetlittlevampire @fandom-glazed @elenirlachlagos @allhailthedramallama @luckymoony @kyrrahbird @i-love-him-on-purpose and @sxnshot (should I tag you again next ep? No hard feelings if not 😊)

Honestly, this ep was the most emotional one for me so far in terms of the whiplash from pain and joy it gave me, though I certainly cried harder at the Yunmeng massacre. The prevailing emotion is joy now, though. I am such a sucker for mismatched, found families and wangxian and their child of light isn't exactly that, I don't know what is. I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face now. 💚

[dnarez]

Chapter 3

You were living with two persons for some days now, you were afraid to speak and be shout at, so you keep quiet, not speaking in any language or trtrying to transform back to the human form, since you always were in the wolf form it was like breathing now, very easy and automatic.

The two females weren't so bad, the woman with long blonde hair and light blue eyes was very energetic and would love taking you for a run in the morning and in the end of the day.

The smaller wasn't bad either, but would be very anoying when she would try to make you talk, she had long wavy black hair, and dark blue  eyes, her pets were the best.

There was also another one that would come some times to chat with them he had short straight black hair and blue eyes, for the looks of it he was part of the small family.

They were so kind, always petting you, they would always give you food after they ate, and bring you fresh clean water every morning and whenever needed.

It was... fun! Zanko would give you bits of her food whatever she was eating, Ann would scold her for giving you unheauty snacks, but would be the first to give you other unhealthy treats.

You tasted things you never did before, fruits were your favorites, so sweet and tasty, meat was now cooked, pets and compliments were frequent now, you felt happy and for the first time you would like to speak with then, to tell then what you think about the tasty food, or thank for the cuddles and pets in the head... so you did...

You knew that Zanko's quirk made her able to talk to animals, but you never answered her before, you loved seeing the girl talk your ear off just to try to make you speak, since she were kind enough to let you sleep in the bed with her every night and would get up early just to make you breakfeast she deserves such kind words.

(A/n really quick just information about tge writting italic is thinking italic+bolder is talking while in wolf form)

Thank you Zanko-chan

Zanko had just woke up to fry 8 eggs and 4 slices of bacon to her quiet wolf, she didn't expected to be thanked or to even listen to your voice like... ever.

She frozed, she had just finished puting the eggs and bacon in the bowl for you, she had her mouth hangging open and dark blue eyes wild open.

"MOM!!!" Zanko was so happy she couldn't hold it in that she started to jump up and down while on the way to Ann's room. "MOOOOOOOOOOM!"

She opened the door to Ann's room and jumped in her bed.

"Mom... mom.... mom... mommy.... mom.... mom.... mama.... mom.... mother.... woman that gave birth fo me... mom-"

"WHAT???" Ann sat up in the bed and looked angry to her daughter "you better have a good reason to wake me up at..." she looked at the alarm clock in the desk that was by the bed "AT FUCKING 6AM???? WHY ARE YOU EVEN UP???"

"(Y/n) wake up this time every day so I started getting up early so she could have breakfeast when she wakes up" Zanko got under the blanked and cuddled with her mom

"Ok... You seem happy so I suspect that the house isn't on fire..."

"Hey! That was an accident!" She whinned while Ann laughed at her daughter misfurtune

"Yeah yeah! I know hun" she cuddles with Zanko and was petting he hair "so tell me, why did you wake me up so early? I normally wake up at 8am to go to work"

"I know mom sorry, but I couldn't wait to tell you!!!"

"Tell me what?" She looked ate her daughter with curiosity

"(Y/n) said thank you and said my name!" She was with the biggest smile ever

"Omg! She is open up to us! She is accepting us as her family! Honey! Oh my fucking god!" She was hugging and kissing Zanko all over her face "(Y/N) COME HERE PLEASE"

~awhile back with you after you spoke and Zanko ran away~

Oh my god... what have I done??? But... I didn't do anything wrong! I-I... think so... they are going to put me on the streets! I don't want to go back to the lab! Or to the cold floor of the streets! I want to stay...

You were panicing so much that you almost didn't heard Ann calling for you.

"(Y/N) COME HERE PLEASE!!!" Ann's loud voice ecoed through the house.

You stopped for a second, her voice didn't sound angry or panicing like you though it would... her voice was happy and cheerful, weird....

You went up stairs where the rooms are and got to Ann's bedroom door, it was wild open probably because of Zanko...

"Come here sweety! Let's cuddle together, the three of us" she gave a warm smile and showed you that they had a place for you in the middle of both of them.

You jumped in the middle of then and and curld up into a ball.

"She told me, you spoke to her! I'm so happy that you are warming up to us! You are a important member o this family, please speak to us anytime and if you need anything, ok?" Ann looked so happy, she was petting your head with a sweet smile in her face.

Okay! I will try harder!

You barked and wagged your tail for the first time since you got there.

"Oh my god! You are so cute!!!" They said in unison and hugged you with a lot of love.

"She said that she will try harder to open up!" Zanko said with a big smile.

"Thank you for trying at all (y/n)-chan!" Ann cuddle you next to her "My fluffy wolf!"

You couldn't stop wagging your tail with all that love that was been put in each pet and each cuddle, you were so happy, you were truly happy.

--------------------------------------- (A/n) Another chapter one after the other! I'm in a roll! ♡♡♡♡♡

[ben-the-hyena]

Ren hoek

Why I like them

Oh boy I didn't get asked about Ren and Stimpy in a long time ! Well I ysed to fangirl over him when I was a mess of hormones who found a rooster roboto hot lmao how pathetic I was. ANYWAY I still love his original accent, his smooth and energetic his animation is, what an ANGRY GREEDY HORNY MANIPULATING douchebag he is while still having a heart deep down caring for Stimpy, his reactions and facial expressions are godly, sometimes when he acts like a real dog he's cute, his psychotic laugh is amazing and scarier than the Joker's to me and I LOVE angry characters

Why I don’t

Well... both Adult Party Cartoon in which he is didgusting, ugly, way too evil and heartless and super toxic to Stimpy, John K's confirmation that indeed it's a real continuation to the series so it is canon while also detailling more of his motives (he is with Stimpy because he has no one else NOOO WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT) and John K himself (man do I HATE this man) disgusted me from him in a away. I unfortunately no longer love him like I used to

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

The iconic episode of his cousin coming over was hilarious and showed how psychotic and creepy he is at his best angers. It was tge very first episode I saw of them and boy did it hook me up back then. Teenage me back then wanting to be an animator ADORED the animation, and my current self the crazy dark humor

Favorite season/movie

Ironically, as much as I loathe John K for what everyone knows him to have done but also to how he has been to one of my friends, the first seasons with John K directing the show and voicing him were the best because that's HIS voice and the animation and drawing style are much more pleasing to the eyes

Favorite line

The whooooole eerily calm threatening calm to Stimpy and Sven in the episode I mentionned earlier. Not only it is VERY creepy and with disturbing sounds and music and facial expressions how he is sooooooo eerily calm about the situation and engulfed with calm fury because his anger we know him for was at its MAXIMUM and couldn't be made of shoutings and yells because it would be physically impossible, it also was hilarious (I used to know it by heart "AND THEN... I WILL... GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT... YEAH... That's what I'm gonna do...") and showed how fucked up he actually is mentally and always on the verge to murder ; I'm still to this day certain he wasn't totally exagerating

Favorite outfit

I'm a sucker for suits. Whenever we see him in one or a tux, I'm like "yes excellent"

OTP

I USED to adore Rempy. I found their care for each other adorable and all the clues and hints made sense for me, I loved how in the end of the day he loved him even if he were angry... but through time not only did he use him more than once (THE PECS EPISODE...), Adult Party Cartoon had Stimpy be canonly in love with Ren (Which I loved) but Ren canonly wanting hot chicks and be with him out of nothing better and actually LOVING using him as a punching ball and shit. That season was both physically and mentally disgusting if it were person and was enough to have me wish Stimpy went for somebody better. Fuck you Ren you deserve nobody

Brotp

VERY similar reasons to the OTP part... time in the fandom ruined their relationship as a whole. GO, STIMPY ! FIND A BETTER FRIEND AND A BETTER LOVER !

Head Canon

He is not actually old like an episode's plot said, he must be like 30's or 40's. He just forgot his age and Stimpy being the ditz he is badly remembered and understood. Ren was not pleased when he found out he depressed over being 70's for nothing

Unpopular opinion

REN AND THE WHOLE FANDOM ARE RUINED THEY HAVE BEEN SULLIED THEY CAN'T BE APPRECIATED ANY LONGER WITHOUT FLASHBACKS

A wish

Why couldn't he have kept his lil tail ? It was cute when it wagged, showed he was a dog more, and we wouldn't have been facing his human-like cheeks. Because it was too hard to animate ? IRONIC from that animator douchebag who wanted perfection

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

I WANT HIM BACK TO HIS OLD SELF AND A WAY TO UNSULLY HIM I DON'T WANT JOHN K TO DO WHAT HE PLANS TO DO BY REVIVING THE FRANCHISE, WE KNOW HE WOULD BE AS FUCKED UP AS HE WAS IN ADULT PARTY CARTOON PLEASE STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD ! OR HIRE SOMEOBE ELSE WHO MAYBE WILL MAGICALLY MAKE HIM LIKABLE AGAIN

5 words to best describe them

Mean, FURIOUS, crazy, greedy, jerk

My nickname for them

Psycho Chihuahua

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

Watching Space Jam for the first time

Baby Michael Jordan is not too shabby at shooting hoops

Aw Baby Michael Jordan is super cute

Michael Jordan best shots compilation

Jeez that montage was long

Baseball time for Jordan

Oh the bad guy is a capitalist

And he wants to kidnap the Looney Toons

This has more baseball than I expected

BUGS

His voice sounds weird

AH THERE'S A DOG

THE DOG'S NAME US CHARLES

He has a lovely family

And those kids are really cute

At least Bugs is still Bugs

What is that basketball movie in this movie

Slime is evil

The aliens can steal.... Talent?

Uhm Okie dokie

Hyjinks ensue

Now the aliens are getting drugged up on basketball talent

And they're reeeeeeallly tall

Bill Murray?

With an umbrella hat?

And NOW GOLF

I SIGNED UP FOR MICHEAL JORDAN PLAYING BASKETBALL NOT GOLF

Oh cool the cartoons kidnapped him

Michael you are way too chill about this

DAFFY DUCK JUST KISSED HIS OWN ASS

Now Michael Jordan is A BASKETBALL???

Okay what is this

Charles Barkley just got beat by a 16 year old

These poor Basketball players

Oh cool. a sexy lady rabbit.

This movie is so freaking weird

Oh my god this freaking Stan character is so annoying

Oh no. NBA basketball is cancelled. I'm so sad.

Not a unique statement but I'm really uncomfortable with how much they're sexualizing Lola Bunny

ASADGFHDSGSHS MARVIN TGE MARTIAN IS THE REF BECAUSE HE'S AN ALIEN AND A TOON

HOLY SHIT THAT ONE ALIEN STRAIGHT UP MURDERED FOGHIRN LEGHORN

WAIT THE EVIL CAPITALIST IS DANNY DEVITO

How did this have one of the same plot points as Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

This is like watching a globetrotters game except the globetrotters don't have Tweety Bird beating up monsters

EW WHY DO I HAVE TO SEE THE RABBITS KISS

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

WHY DID THEY INFLATE THAT MAN

Bill Murray's back

He's kinda annoying in this

AAAAAAAH MICHEAL JORDAN JUST STRECHED HIS FUCKING ARM TO DUNK A BASKET

Bye bye Capitalist Danny Devito Alien

Hurry up Michael Jordan! You're late for baseball!

Yay the basketball players got back their talent!

And Jordan's playing basketball again!!

[walnutcookie]

almond died at his own wedding btw L (sugary shenangiasn)

HZBZJZBWKZ the world knows not of our sugary shenanigan wedding fic .

welcome to sugary shenanigans where everything is A Little Fucked Up!!! but gay people still exist so . Win!

the proposal is very silly so im gonna talk about it . They are at a fancy restaurant together and they BOTH fucking planned on proposing to each other so when almond drops his ring and starts panicking roguefort is like Wait a second

but they are so so happys <3 OH YEAH a few things to keep in mind in this au. hazelnut is alive (brought back by soda) and clotted and custard are almonds adopted kids . So they come home wearing rings and everyone is like What tge shit!!!! and then later they lay on the couch cuddling and start talking about wedding plans and thats when almond brings up the idea of having it at the pure vanilla kingdom

flash forward more theyre at the wedding they kiss and be happy and gay and then almond is sitting in rogues lap while they spoon feed him cake and then he takes a sip of water and falls asleep . Roguefort thinks its cute and starts nudging him awake and um. Wow for a light sleeper he sure wont wake up! haha....wake up almond.......ALMOND....... ALMOND QAKE UP I DONT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

and then they srart xrying bexause he jusr Fucking went unconcious and wont respond and everyone is starting to crowd around them now and since pv is there and hes like the best healer ever probably he tries healing almond But to no avail and everyone is crying because the groom was just poisoned . and then this 12 year old named soda who is an actual god pushes through the crowd walks up to almond and goes Boop :3 and taps him on the nose and then hes awake ! and wondering why the fuck everyone is crying

yeah roguefort is Kind of shaken.

[b00bconnoisseur]

Hey do all of the greek god asks

Long post alert

Aphrodite: what you find attractive in a person

Lots of stuff really. But in mostly personality and interests over looks. U can be not really the most good lookin but be the most wonderful person. But u could also be the most beautiful thing ive ever laid eyes on but you're trash of a person. So looks dont matter much to me. But in a person i like if we share interests like art, music, books, and if youre really nice and stuff too

Apollo: favourite piece of music

Ooooo thats hardddd. Just ONE?? Howwww?! Ughhhh. Ok hm idk abt a FAVORITE but i really love heavy by johnnie guilbert and uhh i love ghost and heroin by badflower along with a bazillion others

Ares: opinion on war

If u mean infinity war? Um THAT MOVIE WAS SAD BUT AWESOME AF BUT THAT END THO AAAAAAAAA

Artemis: favourite animal and why

Snakesssss. I just really love snakes. I love the creepiness abt the lil beans. I love how they look. AND I LOVE WHEN THEY WEAR LIL HATS

Athena: share a piece of wisdom

Dont eat Oreos with hotsauce kids. It wont taste good

Dionysus: red, white, or rosé?

I do not drinketh wine but i like the color white over the other 2 so let's go with white

Eros: describe your crush

Nsnsnxndnsnsm damn. Ok uh well he likes hp as well. Hes a tumblr user. Annnddd hes nice :) thats all u lil munchkins get. And only 3 ppl know who this is so ha

Hades: do you believe in life after death?

Like heaven/hell? Idk. Sorta. But i don't really believe it as an afterlife. I think of it as u dead, thats where u go. Over with. But the thought of living like a 100 yrs then being gone for the rest of time sounds stupid like cmon those dudes in the bible can live for thousands of years and we get an average of like 75? Nah. But idk yet

Helios: opinion on tanning

I am already tan. I get more pale in winter n stuff but in summer my skin turns a golden brown color more. Kinda like the color of a cooked hotdog?

Hephaestus: do you think disability can ruin a relationship?

Oof hmm. What kind of disability? Like depression? (wait does it count as one?) I say it can yea maybe but if your partner is loving and supportive and is trying to help then i say you'll be okay

Hera: opinion on feminism

Idk i feel like im sort of a feminist myself. Like i hate that women don't have the same rights as men. Dude hear this. Me and my bro were arguing with our grampa about Hillary clinton or having a woman President and so my bro said to my grampa "so if tam (me) ran for President u wouldn't vote for her? Just cause she's a girl?" And my grampa said "*laughs* yeah i mean i love ya hun but women dont need to be president. Its a mans job. Men are supposed to be the leaders not women. Tge bible says so. No i wouldn't vote for u" and i got pissed cause wtf man??? What's wrong with u?? And then we kept arguing and then he was like *fake laughs* nah i was jk hun u know id vote for u youre my granddaughter. And i called him a liar and that he was lying because i know when hes lying. Then he started being racist abt smtn and then my mom got fed up and we left. I wouldn't talk to my grampa and he got mad so he said I was the one being stupid. Yeah sure ok believe that

Hermes: last text you sent

Uh it was to my best friend and it was "Not a big fan of hp huh?" But before that it was "That's not fai!r everyone has that one book they dont finish when they start on another. And when they dont finish it it usually means they weren't that interested in it. Or they really wanna read this new book cause its hard to focus on the old book when u have the new book and can read it whenever instead"

Persephone: is climate change really a thing or is everyone just overreacting?

I say its a thing!! Everythings changing and i dont think its for the better

Poseidon: list three fears

1. Momo coming to life and chasing after me and finally catching me then making me stare closely into her eyes while killing me slowly

2. Spiders ( @cristal-kyd1280 including jarvis)

3. Dying/dying by me being stupid like skydiving or eating a cup of apple seeds for no reason

Zeus: three places you want to travel to

@dirtysocke in georgia

@mysisterlooksforthisaccountsobye in the Netherlands

@cristal-kyd1280 a few hrs away from me

Demeter: favourite season and why

FALL CAUSE ITS THE BEST AND U CAN F I T E ME ON IT

Pan: opinion on gay rights

I fucking WHOLEHEARTEDLY support gay rights!!! I feel fucking ashamed cause i haven't always......(thanks mom, dad) but over the years ive gotten a bit more supportive and stuff but especially in summer last year one day after our shift at the library whenever my friend cadence came out as pan/bi/gay to me while she waited with me for my parents to pick me up. Also especially since i got tumblr and saw how amazing the lgbtq are. Like dude most of my friends are gay um and its fucking awesome?? Like for example dude my friend lucas is bi and i could talk to him abt boys n stuff and how cute different dude celebrities are xD Also i learned alot abt what pansexual and bisexual and stuff was exactly (my mom fuckin told me pan was when a person likes anyone. Even ANIMALS. She fuckin disgusted me like wtf who says that??) But now I'm ready to fight whenever any one even my fam starts being homophobic. Also i want to start reading more about the lgbtq. (I loved svthsa) But yea i say gay rights should be supported by fuckin EVERYONE and NO ONE should be homophobic and if u are like bitch keep that shit to yourself before i slug u

Hestia: describe your ideal house

Idk? Like i want an apartment for a while before an actual house yknow? But when/if i do get one eventually idk id like....just a house? Not a big one but not tiny either. Uhhh i wsnt a room just for my books and one for like an art room. Besides that? I cant think of anything lol

Dude it took like an hr and a half to answer all these holy shit

[johnnysseocute]

Enemies to lovers - Lee Donghyuck

Warnings lot of cursing, a little kiss, FLUFFF !!

A/N: this is unedited but its kinda cute i worked hard pls enjoy

when donghyuck hates someone he HATES them

its just the gemini in him

like it didnt take much for him to hate yoy either

you and mark shared a class so ofc when you and him started hanging out around the dorms and shit he wasnt having ut

walking around with your cute laugh and beautiful smile HYUCK WAS NOT HAVING !! IT

so when you tried to introduce yourself he was weirdly distant and a little rude

which was confusing a bit to you bc you couldve sworn you were smiling your winning smile to try and win him over but he wasnt won over

and from then on the glares and bumping began in the halls

and from then on you couldnt stand him

you had no idea what his problem was all you knew was he had a sly comment whenever you said anything and continuously glared daggers into your skull

so fuck hyuck ! AAAAA I HAD TO

you and your mutual hatred for hyuck made it a lil awkward for you guys to all hang out

like mark or any of the other dreamies wanted you to come over to the dorms they wpuld always have to go through the petty arguments yall had Y/N v hyuck !!

and one day after a huge argument over some dumb shit it was over what movie to watch smh mark sent donghyucks grumpy ass into the room to have a talk with him

"i dont even know why you hate them they've literally done nothing to you"

mark was right but he still sat on the bed w his arms folded pouting ITS VERY CUTE MIGHT I ADD

so mark knowing hyuck continue

"y'know yall are very similar i bet thats why you hate them so much, its like when little boys pull little girls pigtails on the playground bc they have a crush on th-"

"FUCK OFF MARK, IM NOT 8"

and mark laughed bc he knew he was right and he knew donghyuck knew too so his work was done

"come out when your ready to be civil and apologize"

but ofc while mark was giving hyuck his mini talk jaemin and jeno sat you down and told you they hated seeing their best friends hate each other

so somehow with the help of jaemins very convincing smile you agreed to hang out with hyuck ... alone

so when donghyuck came out to apologize you said sorry too and offered the cute little 'friend date' idea jeno came up with

before donghyuck could say he would rather die mark stepped saying he agreed setting a time and date so you two can finally get to know eachother

you guys met up at a local cafe to study

and at first it seemed like it would be a complete disaster

but you both showed up trying your hardest not to be complete asses

you both ended up ordering the same thing which hyuck laugh a little

maybe mark was actually on to smth abt the similarity thing but he would never admit to mark being right

"wow maybe your laugh isnt annoying"

your comment making you both laugh

you guys continued the lil study session it getting more bearable over time

finding out abt that you guys have some of the same interests

like music, tv shows, movies ALL KINDS OF SHIT

yall were just clicking and it was surprising but nice

and it was almost time for you to go hone so hyuck panicked and said that he didnt understand a certain section of the notes so he asked of you could teach him it "even though your still dumb as shit"

he made sure to add so you wouldnt ofc get the wrong idea

"but coming from the dumb ass asking me for help but go off !"

and for the first time both of yohr insults were lighthearted and left hyuck feeling a little fuzzy inside and when you left he just sat there

like what the fuck was he doing he understood those notes he fucking wrote them he just wanted you be there back with him,,,, just the two of you

he couldnt stand being in the room with you but now he wanted to spend as much time with your bitchass as possible

so this continued for a couple of weeks

he continued not to understand things and help you with the things you understand too

his insults began to lose their edge and turned into things like 'u cute loser'

and he began texting you more often and somehow getting more touchy with you, offering to walk you home and playfully trying to hold your hand

mark ofc noticed how he would ask abt you more often and try his damn hardest to somehow wedge you into the convo

"so hyuck hows your study sessions Y/N going ??"

"fine, theyre pretty dumb"

mark turned around to scold him but he stopped bc he saw him,,,,, smiling,,,,, the lee donghyuck was smiling,,,,, all bc of you

and then. thats when mark knew.

"WHAT YOU TAKE THAT BACK I DO NOT LIKE THEM THATS FUCKING GROSS EW"

buuuuut mark saw right through him, hed known donghyuck for way too long so he pushed him more

"so you dont like anything abt them ??? at all ??"

"i mean they're not that bad i guess. kinda cute and funny and they have the cutest little giggle and they way they scrunch theyre nose an-"

"OH MY GOD I KNEW"

"THAT MEANS NOTHING YOU DUMB BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE"

so hyuck went to bed with a lot on his mind and ofc the next day he had to see you

on your study session he was weirdly quiet and wasnt giving you his usual witty retorts to any of your comments so you knew something was off

"hey hyuck is everything alright i know you really cant stand me but if theres something wrong im here to talk"

"HOLY SHIT I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU"

shit shit shit he didnt mean to blurt it out like that you just looked extra cute that day and you were beong extra sweet and plus you used his nickname AND IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM !!

as he went to apologize and desperately look for a way to cover it up

"HOLY SHIT I FEEL THE SAME WAY"

and he froze,,,,,,

"ITS JUST I THOUGHT YOU STILL HATED ME SO I WAS SCARED TO ADMIT IT BUT I REALLY LIKE BEING AROUND YOU AND YOURE SO CUTE HYUCK I JUST WANTED TO KISS YOU"

"OH MY GOD I WAS TOO SCARED YOU HATED ME STILL LIKE THATS WHY I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING BUT IT WAS KILLING ME BC MY GOD YOU ARE CUTE Y/N"

so basically you and hyuck screamed abt you guys liked eachother for a good 5 min until yall calmed down and just giggled

but it was already time for you to go so you asked him to walk you home in the quietest voice and his heart dropped

like yes !! you cute bitch !!

and he actually held your hand this time swinging it and lifting it up to kiss your hand every once in a while just to hear your giggle

and it was sooo nice to actually be able to express how he felt abt you

and once you reached your house, you gave him a quick peck on his lips holding his face in your hands

"now i want a real date you cute loser"

"whatever you say you adorable dork"

and with that donghyuck was off with the brightest smile on his face

until he remembered he would have to see tge dreamies and all their smug asses

but for now he'll just bask in the fact that the cutest person to walk the earth just kissed him

[wiltingboy]

So Laif and I walked around in 20 degree weather for 2 hours and couldn't take it anymore so we found a cute lil coffee shop that was luckily open until midnight and we were the only people in there and the barista was kinda just doing her own thing, so Laif decided that it would be fun to play "I'm gonna see how many times I can hit you without the barista seeing us"

He hits me a few times while she's turned around and we're laughing quietly AND T H E N he fucks up and backhands me so mcfuckin hard RIGHT WHEN SHE TURNS AROUN D and the sound was so fucking loud so I just scramble to grab my coffee and take a drink as if I can somehow save this situation by acting casual and he follows but we just start choking/laughing

She didn't say anything t h a n k f u ck but we stayed for another 30 minutes and he PULLS HIS FUCKING BELT OFF and at this point I'm quietly shoving his hand down saying "I swear to God I will kill you" and she turns around and from her point of view it just looks like I'm trying to jack him off under the table so it's even more awkward now. He gets his belt and does that thing where you snap it to make the noise and I'm ready to die at this point. He taps me on the face with it and kisses me then awkwardly puts the belt back on BUT HE PUTS IT ON WRONG SO HE JUST TAKES IT OFF AGAIN. We finish our coffee and she tells us to have a good night (I honestly thought she'd ignore us after what she had just gone through) and we walk out onto the street laughing and he still has his belt in his hand and says "walk in front of me" and I'm like "ah hell, w h y"

So I'm walking with my back tensed up bc I'm just w a i t i n g for it and he hits me with it and it gets both my back AND MY UPPER ARM and the cold made the pain 10x worse so I'm just yelling "FU CK" over and over. Then he kisses me and starts to put it back on and says "yeah, I think that's enough, sorry" and I just h a d to be a sarcastic bitch and say "oh, how terrible" so he pulls it back off and tells me to walk in front of him again and I'm like fuck I played myself so he hits me agaIN IN TGE SAME GOD DAMN SPOT so after my arm mostly stops hurting I punched him and then we kinda just stood in the empty road and made out for a minute before getting back in the car

So that was my night