#Gary Explain...

[expiredmilkandcherries]

[crawls out of a grave]

[shittalkerxox]

The 141 have a ridiculous run of inside jokes that is continuosly ruining their lives, such as;

1.) If someone says, "You love it really," to you, you immediately have to agree with them, no matter what the circumstances. Otherwise, you lose the ability to do it back. This has resulted in many weird fake confessions, including one time in which Soap got fed up with people making your mom jokes at him and went on a rant about it. Ghost glanced at him in front of a room full of cadets and just went, "You love it really, though," and Soap almost died as he sadly nodded and replied, "Yeah, I do."

2.) If something even remotely sexual sounding is said about you, you must always say, "You're damn right I do/am/will," back. This backfired once when they were in a defreif and Price said something about Gaz "coming through the back door" and Gaz, without think, winked and replied "You're damn right I did," In front of everyone and got in trouble for mild insubordination. (The others almost died laughing as he realised what he'd done, who he'd done it to, and who he'd done it in front of (aka Price's bosses))

3.) When talking about Roach, they will always act like he's died. He hasn't, but none of them can stop the joke, and it always makes all of them crack up, even Roach. This once caused major panic, as once when Ghost was discussing their latest mission with Laswell, he said, "It was fine because Roach - God rest his soul -" and Laswell had about two minutes where she thinks Roach has dropped dead and she didn't fucking know.

4.) They will always make up bad stories for how they met Ghost, if anyone ever asks. It doesn't matter what the truth is, or who they're speaking to, when asked, all three of them will reply with some made up, overly dramatic or down right boring story on how they met. These stories ranged from Ghost, saving them from a shark attack (Gaz), Ghost selling them assorted drugs as a teenager (Roach), and most devastatingly is when Soap told a distant relative of his that he met Ghost after "finding him with my older brother, behind his wifes back" he does not have an older brother, and so there is no wife.

5.) They always reference the "Malibu incident." None of them have ever been to Malibu. Nothing bad has ever happened there, but now they've created a whole conspiracy in the British Army about a coverup that happened in Malibu. Price knows about this one and finds it endlessly funny, so he goes along with it, never directly mentioning it but refusing to deny it when someone asks. If anyone ever asks about the details of it, they just give a deadpanned look as if the other person should already know and say; "Don't make me say it." There are rumours. Like, a lot of rumours.

6.) Roach claps every time someone says, "I'll be there for you" because once he clapped at the wrong time during the friends intro and had been paying the price ever since. It doesn't happen often, but sometimes you'll just hear him clapping - not even in the tune to the friends theme. Just random clapping. If any of the others hear it, they almost always reply with "That's a fuckin' joke" in a really disappointed tone. It's confused a lot of people.

[just-ornstein]

Chrysalis or Chrissy for short, the rambunctious daughter of the Mighty Monarch and Council Member Dr. Mrs. The Monarch! And collector of all types of plants and insects…

[thealdersgateoffice]

Four seasons in, they stay looking like proud parents 🧑‍🧑‍🧒

[comradetoad]

Remixing Into Darkness: Where No Man Has Gone Before

aka the movie we deserved

fin.

Bonus scene

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Transcripts from Chrissie's Transcripts, STID screenshots from TrekCore

[flydinom]

He's very fun at parties..

inspired by @okultraoldmanyaoi 's (and someone else I think but I can't remember their username) take on gary's breakdowns (i cant stop thinking about that since i saw that post)

[not-poignant]

Excerpt from chapter 118 of Underline the Black:

‘Why are you doing this?’ ‘Because it’s my right, as an alpha,’ Michael said, calm and patient. ‘You’re an omega, I’m an alpha, and if I want you, I can have you.’ Efnisien sniffed several times, and thought about Gary and Temsen talking about education, and a future, and tried to imagine a life with someone like Michael Henton. He felt numb. A dull thud against the door, and Efnisien thought maybe Michael was leaning with his back against it now. He saw a broad shadow on the ground through the door, maybe Michael’s hips. ‘I work as a psychologist,’ Michael said conversationally. ‘Primarily with alphas who take their powers too far. Teenagers who force beta teachers to present to them for fun, who bite Kaeper glands and run, force-claiming omega strangers, thinking it’s hilarious the bond only goes one way and they won’t ever suffer for it. It’s truly amazing how awful alphas can be, don’t you think?’ Efnisien’s eyes closed. ‘I’m not like them,’ Michael said. ‘And honestly, I try my best, but I do really tire of not doing what I’m genetically supposed to.’ Efnisien wished he had enough energy and courage to grab the toothpaste off the counter, and get Michael’s taste out of his mouth. ‘The reality is, Efnisien, that even if you don’t like it, and fight me, it’s the natural course of life for you to be claimed by an alpha, and to understand your place. It must be very hard to accept it with the level of brainwashing you’ve suffered, and I respect what Gary is trying to do, as a radical who believes in omega rights to the degree he does. I believe in them too, you know. I’d let you have your own room, your own hobbies. I’d care about your pleasure in the bedroom.’

[skyarly]

what happened to him

[flowerbloom-arts]

I’m guessing this might be the case; but for you think Skinner would express his love for Chalmers through cooking? What kinds of dishes do you think he would make? (Honestly I just want a reason/excuse to ask for cute chalmskinn art.)

I think if Seymour had the resources he'd make all the fancy foods he wanted to make for years, especially for Gary.

(Also you don't need an excuse to get ChalmSkinn art out of me, I'll do anything for them,,)

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[warpedwings]

Misha Collins and Jensen Ackles through the years before Supernatural.

1994

Misha in University of Chicago yearbook. [Front Left]

Jensen on cover of Boy Scouts catalog. [Back Left]

2005 2004 2003 2002 2001 2000 1999 1998 1997 1996 1995 1992 1991 1990 1987/1989 1985 1982 1978

[ratingboomercomics]

So I wanted to post a gay comic for pride month but when I looked up “gay boomer comic”(and I cannot emphasize enough)the only results were either homophobic or furries(idk what this was about but there was so much furries). Luckily Gary Larson came through. My friend in trying times

I gotta give this one 9/10 I think, I love Gary Larson obviously, it’s a solid pun, and I love the cow lesbian bar, that’s iconic(I always get a kick out of the cows)but it’s not the best Far Side out there. The best one is Cow Tools obviously

[nufc-carraville]

Code red, Jamie’s touching Gary again

[millidew]

trans4trans4tra...sh (playing with these characters like dolls)

[thealdersgateoffice]

“Sometimes I do have to work on that…”

Saskia Reeves and Gary Oldman on finding comedy in the seriousness - and what she has to remind herself in those moments - while filming Slow Horses together.

[rosestormwolf]

Fishing with Papa!

Unrestrained summer fun! With Papa!

Saw some geese with their gosling in the ocean the other day and *all* I could think about was Garavellir going fishing with his dad… oh I love them so much I want to meet Gary Sr so bad

(Context:)