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tom-is-online · 10 months

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HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY TO (checks scribbles on hand) Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) one of the games of all time!

#inspired by a post i saw promoting shadow on the team dark poll ages ago that my ass cannot find it was like a powerpoint thing lmao #who needs sonadow when shadows got 2 gay dads #good for them #i hope nothing bad happens to them!#shadow the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog fanart #black doom #gerald robotnik #shadow the ultimate lifeform #arc shadow #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #art #tomisonline #fanart #my art #sth #shitpost #sonic the hedghog fanart

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randomaltgayperson · 1 month

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Alright so I'm not saying anything happened in the Honda Odyssey.

However. I am saying that whatever did happen, Logan won.

Wade was getting his ass kicked the whole time. He got a few good shots on Wolverine but for the most part, he wasn't winning at all lmao. At the end of it, he was completely tied up like?? "I'm going to fight you now" yeah and badly motherfucker, damn

Reminds me of that one Modern Family episode

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deckoftrickcards · 5 months

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WAIT WHY IS HE FUN TO DRAW HELP (notice the gay earring plz)

#voltron #vld #voltron legendary defender #vld fanart #shiro #takashi shirogane #shiro voltron #shiro vld #gay ass mf #sheithers dni #I HATE SHEITH STAY AWAY FROM ME #sometimes all it takes for me to not hate a character is a redesign #what if shiro got a low taper fade :/#space dad shiro #i hate that tag so much #he’s the awkward gay uncle that u don’t rlly know is gay

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medicalunprofessional · 1 year

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hey son catch

so sorry … .

version where you can behold him

#psychonauts #evil augustus #hopefully nobody has done this before #i think evil augustus is kind of silly i just call him nemesis like omg just give him a cool nickname 🤬#i’ll draw something serious later #thjs is just a warmup #by warmup i mean complete shitpost #trainofthought #dad plesee sotp throwing flaming coubs at me im tyrying to tightrope 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲#YOU USED TO LIKE TO PLAY CATCH WITH ME #that specific voiceclip is downloaded into my memory #i can replay it at will. in my brain. my brain mp3 player.#i reaally just wanted to do a little doodle of this guy #gay ass little shorts pulled up tooo high

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beefybutts · 1 year

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Beefy dad

#muscle butt #muscle ass #sit on my face #sitonmyface #gay men #butt #eat that butt #beefy butt #phat butt #eat that hole #beefy male butts #beefy muscle #beefymen #dadbutt #boy dad #theboydad

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sweetmctart · 1 year

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they went to the movies right after bowling

#lookism #park jonggun #gun park #goo kim #kim joongoo #googun #gungoo #GOO WITH THAT GAY ASS FIT I SWEAR TO GOD #WHEN I SAW THAT PANEL I THOUHHT HE WAS A RANDOM TWINK 😭😭😭😭😭😭#THEN GUN DRESSES LIKE HE ABOUT TO GO TO A BEER PARTY WITH SOME DADS HELSPP

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moe-broey · 2 months

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GOD I would HATE to be stuck at a family dinner with them 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I would NOT fucking survive, the vibes alone would do 1000 points poison damage to me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Also JUST. JUST.

THE VIBES. ARE RANCID. SHARENA DARLING YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS (ALFPNSE TOO BUT DEAR LORD. Sharena LITERALLY was just told to Don't Speak Unless Spoken To RANCID. RANCID FUCKING FAMILY)

#I SAID I WOULDN'T DOCUMEBT THE WHOLE THING. BUT COME ON #gustav hits alfonse with the 'and' 😐🤨 and if i were him i would be internally exploding instantly.#HENRIETTE HITS ALFONSE W THE 'he missed you soooooo much 😊😊😊😊😊😇😇😇' and BY GOD. IF I WERE ALFONSE #i would SHATTER. LIKE GLASS. INSTANTLY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️#my BITCHASS FUCKING BAD WHO'S BEEN SILENT TREATMENTINF ME FOR GOD KNOWS HOW LONG #BC I HAD THE AUDACITY TO MAKE A CHOICE?????????? BC I DARED HAVE AUTONOMY????????? FREE WILL???????#ohhhh my god and sharena. SHARENA. DARLING. BELOVED. DEAR. how have you not SNAPPED #girl if i were you this would be my villain origin story.#i mean. if. moe is anything to go by.#gooooddddddddddddd.#HELP THE TYPO IN MY TAGS.... OF 'BAD' INSTEAD OF 'DAD'....... freudian slip. but am i wrong #GOOODDDDD BUT. HAVING. EYES. THAT KNOW. EVERYTHING. THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE #INSANE!!!!!! INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc i DO ACTUALLY BELIEVE HENRIETTE NOW??? WHEN SHE SAYS THAT ABOUT GUSTAV?!?????#SHE'S. the ONLY person in the goddamn fucking WORLD. who would know this. who would be able to read this. what the FUCK #but like THAT STILL DOESN'T MAKE HIM ANY BETTER...... gooooddddddd I HATE IT. HATE IT #when the love IS there it's just fucking stupid bc nobody here is normal. about anything. making an endlessly complicated situation #type of shit that has made it so i never believe that anyone genuinely likes me. type of shit that makes me never believe an 'i love you'#UNLESS. if it's from my sisters i trust them w my entire heart. but holy shit it actually took them directly stating it #AS. AN ADULT. AT THIS TIME. for me to actually believe it. and fully actually accept it.#HELP AND ALSO... EVERY TIME GUSTAV CALLS ALFPNSE 'Son.' IT'S.. SO FUNNY TO ME IDK WHY #i just read it in that one voice/cadence. of that katamari post. my gay ass son who i hate. HELP #i need to find that again hold on #but first #fe alfonse #sharena #fe henriette #fe gustav #book 3 replaying #feh

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punkeropercyjackson · 3 months

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Any black autistic faggot who listens to punk music and prioritizes black culture is closer to being irl Hobie Brown than any white altie who brushes off concerns about social issues in favor of aesthetics and makes passes at transfems over 'infighting' could ever be

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tora-the-cat · 8 months

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Shoutout to Kishimoto for reintroducing Gaara as gayer then ever in Shippuden, immediately killing him, and THEN bringing him back to be EVEN GAYER. Amazing character.

#gaara no sabaku #gaara #naruto #*shows up* *gayass pining over Naruto* *dies in an exorsism* *comes back* *more gay ass pining*#*shows up 100 episodes later* *sits like That* *gayass lecture to Sasuke* *MORE pining* *shows up 300 episodes later* *kills his dad*#non comprehensive list but. you get the point. Literally NO ONE is doing it like him

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splatooshy · 2 months

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this is rather niche, but

#gay son or thot daughter??? dalaric and hilson: both.#house md x tvd #okay but house is literally just a funnier and cooler damon salvatore #and wilson is a minimally less repressed alaric. they’re both in denial tho #and obviously chase is jeremy. favourite son. a lil gay but we love him so…#cameron is bonnie. foreman is idk stefan?? probably more like matt. morally outraged a tad bit hypocritical but sticks around anyways #tvd #dalaric #damon x alaric #look we KNOW they’re the group dads™️. that usually involves gay sex #they call damon evil and a monster and yet they look to him for instruction 😭#sometimes a family is just you & your mentally disturbed bisexual whom you occasionally fuck in the ass & your gaythotdaughterson #and a few other strays you picked up and they keep complaining but they always come back. duckling energy fr.

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arcadia-bear · 2 years

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"Artistic Nudity"

#gay bear #gay hairy #gay cub #gay man #man #big guy #Daddy Bear #dad ass #briefs bulge

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deimosbreakfrost · 5 months

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guys...

#deimos post #gay loser post #total drama #total drama island 2023 #total drama 2023 #tdi 2023 #td ripper #Td owen #Td noah #Td nowen #Ripper and his gay ass dads😭😭

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moonlit-knightz · 10 months

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tell me this is not the fruitiest thing ever omg❤️

#cobra kai #kiaz #robby keene #miguel diaz #robby x miguel #their height difference #my gay ass #my gay heart #from enemies to lovers #now kiss #robby is just like his dad #they both want some brown sugar #miggy please take this white boy to olive garden #y’all can just eat the breadsticks #it’s free

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t4tails · 3 months

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Just found out about it but looks like your favorite green little freak has a daughter (in Arkham Academy?) that is canonically dating Batwoman. Imagine you've been fumbling your nemesis for years and then your kid immediately starts dating his lesbian counterpart. All he does is lose.

really makes it look like the only thing standing between Batman and dating all his rogues is whoever decided Bruce can't be bi in canon

wait thats insane how was i not aware he has a gay daughter. i could be the dad who stepped up. omg and shes adorable

#og post #ask #anon #^ inherited her dads gay ass fashion sense #and shes dating batwoman?! how old is she. i need to know everything about her #who is her mom

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bluebeewings · 1 year

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Can’t wait for Greg’s gay dad to appear and say “Hi! I’m Greg’s gay dad!”

#and then he flirts with tom #succession #succession final season #gregs gay dad #gay ass greg #greg hirsch

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goldenhand9107 · 5 months

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i don't think i will ever get over the fic trope of Bobby being unphased by Buck coming out to him. like Buck struggling to get words out but when he finally says it, Bobby's just like "okay" and hugs him.

no moment of "huh?", no surprise or shock, just "okay kid. thanks for telling me"

Dad Bobby just makes me want to *screams into pillow*

#is this unaddressed trauma of me wishing this is how my coming out went?#maybe #but we're not talking about that #this is about Dad Energy Robert Nash and his adventures with this gay ass firehouse #911 abc #911 show #911 #evan buck buckely #9-1-1 #evan buckley #bobby nash

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