#Gemini slander

[thearmada4231]

guys, ned fulmer is a Gemini. Of COURSE he cheated on his wife

[eyestrain-addict]

Millennials complain about analog horror like "it's only scary to stupid zoomers who never had to watch VHS tapes!" Not realizing a. The target audience is older gen z who most likely did watch vhs's in some form in their youth, making it horror derived from nostalgia. Or b. That millennials shit their pants with fear everytime a B movie horror flick plays a scratched up record on a gramophone. Yall be listening to tiny Tim and getting shell shocked

[alarrytale]

♊️ Gemini Rising ⬆️

by speechless /@smokingluckiesalltheway (Tumblr) / @0__Speechless (on X/Twitter)

Words: 23k

Oneshot

Summary

Louis might as well give it a shot.

Maybe - just maybe - if he starts crossing boundaries in the same reckless way Harry does, that lunatic will get the message.

So he starts invading Harry's space any way he can think of.

He bites on his toast while Harry is speaking, he tears his morning tea out of his hold and he only hands him back the mug when it's empty, he steals half of his boxer briefs, he walks into the bathroom while Harry is peeing, he even uses his toothbrush right in front of him.

When Harry's phone buzzes, Louis dives his hand into his pocket and he reads his texts out loud.

When Harry's sleeping, Louis shoves his door open and asks him if he wants a snack.

Louis is really trying.

Like, really, really trying.

Too bad it's not working.

Or a fic about Aquarius!Harry and oblivious!Louis as roommates, but also about the dangers of microwaves, lack of boundaries and a goldfish named Larry.

[rucow]

pisces placements rly are the most "you'll never know how i really feel about you" sign.......... the image we show u depends entirely on *you*. on how you treat us, how trustworthy we feel that u are.... we mirror ur energy back at u. if ur superficial and don't have any sort of emotional depth, neither will we. if all u talk about are ur emotional troubles and how sad u are, we'll be there to empathise and relate to u. you wouldn't know that we actually don't even like u. water is a reflective surface after all

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

a friend of mine assisted me in discovering dazai’s a gemini (bc of course he is) so here’s this entrance exam blurb between him and my actual favorite blonde bungo man

kunikida: “so when’s your birthday?”

dazai *smuggly*: “june nineteenth.”

kunikida *trying his hardest to actually get to know dazai*: “of what year….?”

dazai *being mr. oh you want to get to know me lol good luck*: “every year”

kunikida *snapping his pencil in half* “alright mr smartass- get out!”

[ltlthetrifecta]

somehow knowing aaron taylor johnson is a gemini just makes so much sense. and it hits different because same.

[riarevenge]

my big 3 🤸‍♀️

[stargarland]

My dumbass deleted your ask🫠🫠🫠

But yes I wanted to edit it and say the showering things is cause I went to boarding cause I realized how weird that sounded😭😭💀💀

And aw thanks🥰🥰🥰 what’s your zodiac?

no worries!!!! i’m a gemini!!!

[sun-pluto]

the roommate update™️

og roommate (🥰): capricorn sun, libra moon, capricorn rising

me (#2): aquarius sun, taurus moon, libra rising

new roommate #3: aries sun, aquarius moon, cancer rising

new roommate #4: ??? didn’t ask

the cardinal signs are all in!!! and we all have cardinal risings having a great time 🥺♥️

me and og roommate having strictly air and earth in our big 3 then #3 roommate comes along with fire and water like 🤪 BFKCNFJCN she’s really refreshing and funny!!! #4 is a little shyer and doesn’t actually wanna be here but she’s okay too ❣️

[lavieaquatique]

always keep in mind daniel césar martin brühl gonzález domingo is a gemini

[needleanddead]

when is all of ur ocs birthdays...

Percy and Van do not have birthdays by dint of being weird supernatural creatures for whom time passes differently; however, Percy's fake identification lists his birthday as 'April 29th' and him as being 32 years old. Van doesn't even have fake identification.

Thorne doesn't remember his birthday; dates get a little fuzzy out on the open sea!

Rose's birthday - January 17th Teddy's birthday - August 3rd Constance's birthday - September 15th Lucas' birthday - July 10th Cass's birthday - June 1st

[miamignonette]

geminis slay so hard idc what anybody says

[rosecoloredthorns]

being a gemini should be in the DSM-5

[11hedonistic]

Astrology Observations 🌴

air venus/air mars are usually the type of people to fall for the friends or find nothing wrong with having a fwb (friend with benefits)

venus touching the ascendant (no matter the aspect) can manifest a beautiful appearance (same with mars but with mars, i would say this gives more of a sex appeal vibe)

scorpio moon/mars definitely wins the title for holding grudges the longest/being the most unforgivable if you cross them

i realized that a lot of aries mercury people don’t really think before they speak😂

taurus mercury people are those type of people to repeat what they already said just to make sure everyone understood

my gemini mercury people.. i know how hard it is for you to stay focused. you’re doing great reading this sweetie

cancer mercury people have craaazy intuition

if you’re looking for someone to tell a good story, find you a leo mercury!! these people are such good story tellers 😂

virgo mercury people can be brutally honest people when giving advice, which can hurt people in the process but that’s not their intention most of the time!

if you need a mediator during an argument, find u a libra mercury. they’re always looking at both sides of an argument

scorpio mercury people can become very rude/disrespectful if they feel annoyed or bothered. especially if they have sag/cap placements.. scary

sagittarius mercury people almost always come off as too blunt

capricorn mercury people, how often are you put in leadership positions? 🤔

aquarius mercury people and their way of coming up with ideas no one else could think of >>

pisces mercury people.. you and that imagination of yours. always in your head. i know you enjoy living in your imagination dont you (my neptune 3rd house can relate so you’re not alone lol)

taurus moon + scorpio venus lovers >>

the best omg this guy that im talking to right now has this combo and he’s always spoiling me with gifts, mind you we’re not even dating 😂 and they’re SO observant. like i play my music around him sometimes and yesterday he literally surprised me with a playlist of my favorite songs & his favorite songs (he’s moving away so he made it for me to listen while he’s gone when i miss him 💔) but wow. if you want real love, these people are it

pluto 4th house people.. how’s your family/home life?

pluto 1st house people.. how many times has it felt like you killed your old self just to make a new one? coming back stronger and stronger each time of course

im soo tired of this gemini venus slander and saying WE CHEAT! we dont cheat we just lose interest fast if you’re boring or fail to keep our brains stimulated. just dont be monotone/boring, make us laugh & we’ll be willing to work on the connection 😁 its also just that we dont really deal well with a bunch of intense emotions being thrown at us. give us time

capricorn moon people.. are you ok? and dont lie to me

scorpio suns.. how is your relationship with your father?

i saw someone say how saturn in 1st house people hate the inverted filter & they were nott wrong. my sister has this placement and she despises it. always picking at every single flaw she has whole time she looks fine lol

[lowkeysafe]

cant stop thinking about how my boyfriend and i were talking about having a baby and he said “not this month, it’d be a gemini” like

tbh you’re right. nice save, babe. we can wait a lil longer.