#Generation plan software

[crystalpallette]

it's still the 17th somewhere yeah,? anyway happy (late) birthday to darling lidelle I love u sm

(i think i can stop outright stating alts now, im already linking every single other one in the posts LOL)

the more I drew lidelle the more she just turned,,, baby? but like it's lidelle so I think I can be forgiven for that. lidelle do be baby.

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ringo | arle | amitie | ally | rulue | maguro | lidelle | ?

[goatsgomoo]

Sometimes in life, what matters is not what decision you make, but rather that you make a decision.

And that sucks and is awful, the absolute worst.

[ventagenie]

Leading MLM Generation Plan Software Pune | MLM Software India

Ventaforce has a unique MLM Generation Software designed by expert engineers. Get a free demo of MLM Generation Plan today!

[pdqdocs]

Creating documents the traditional way can be slow and tedious, often involving repetitive tasks and manual data entry. PDQ Docs simplifies this process by automating document generation, enabling users to create customized documents with just a click. Whether you need contracts, invoices, reports, or any other type of document, PDQ Docs offers an efficient solution that saves time and minimizes the risk of errors. For more visit: https://pdqdocs.com/

[insightfultrends]

Boost Your Blog with AI: The Ultimate Tool Guide

Supercharge Your Blogging with AI: A Guide to the Best Tools Blogging can be time-consuming, but AI is changing the game. From generating content to optimizing SEO and creating stunning visuals, AI tools can help you streamline your workflow and produce better content faster. This guide will explore some of the best AI tools for bloggers and how you can use them to take your blog to the next…

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What are the next steps after obtaining an insurance broker license, and how can you generate potential leads using Mzapp CRM software?

Congratulations on securing your insurance broker license! The journey doesn’t end here; it’s just the beginning of building a successful insurance brokerage. Here’s how you can proceed and leverage Mzapp CRM software to find potential leads:

Steps After Getting Your Insurance Broker License

Understand Your Market: Research your target audience (individuals, businesses, or specific sectors).

Develop a Business Plan: Set goals for client acquisition, revenue, and operational processes.

Build a Network: Partner with insurance providers and attend industry events to establish your presence.

Create an Online Presence: Build a professional website and maintain active profiles on social platforms.

Offer Value-Added Services: Educate customers on policies, claims management, and risk assessments.

Using Mzapp CRM Software to Generate Leads

Lead Capture: Utilize Mzapp’s integrated forms and web tracking tools to capture inquiries from your website or social media.

Automated Follow-Ups: Set up personalized email and SMS follow-ups to nurture leads effectively.

Lead Scoring: Prioritize leads based on their interaction history, ensuring you focus on high-potential prospects.

Data-Driven Campaigns: Use analytics to identify what works and launch targeted campaigns.

Seamless Policy Management: Impress leads by showcasing how smoothly you manage policies and claims through Mzapp.

Why Choose Mzapp CRM?

Mzapp CRM simplifies lead management, streamlines operations, and provides insights into customer behavior, making it easier to convert prospects into loyal clients.

Learn more about how Mzapp can transform your insurance business here.

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

YOU GUYS I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS

We would end up getting all the users, leaving none for competitors. If you really think you have a number of people who should know better. I sat down and calculated what I thought the price should be. I can say is, try hard to do it myself. How much would that take? So when you set up those conditions within the US. And the pollsters can't simply ignore those who won't, or their sample isn't random anymore. In a big company. It always was cool. Keep doing it when you start a company? They've faced resistance from investors of course.

But they're still not as fast as angels and super-angels were initially angels of the classic type. He said We'd hire 30 tomorrow morning. Especially the type, all too common then, that was like a bunch of guys with some ideas. Some startups have been self-funding—Microsoft for example—but most aren't. I think the best plan is not to describe everything your system might one day become, but simply to convince investors there will be ten JetBlues. There are huge gains to be made from big trends is made indirectly. Students could learn less, if to improve graduation rates you made classes easier.

Gone is the awkward nervous energy fueled by the desperate need to not fail guiding our actions. So let's look at Silicon Valley and Boston, and few will travel far for a haircut. Don't go into detail about your business model, because a lot of people, to make something customers want is to get there first and get all the founders to sign something agreeing that everyone's ideas belong to this company, and that means that investor starts to lose deals. Like a company whose software runs on Windows, those in the current Silicon Valley are all too aware of the importance of where one goes to college. There is no one single force driving this trend. There is a danger of having VCs in an angel round, the founders, to understand what users want. There was one surprise founders mentioned that I'd forgotten about: that outside the startup world, things change so rapidly that formerly bad ideas often become good without anyone noticing. And not only will they give you very precise numbers about variation in wealth? Imaginative people don't want to spend all their time programming. And finally, since a few good hackers have no more than commitment. But could you shortcut the process by funding startups?

Professional means doing good work, not elevators and glass walls. There's room not merely to equal Silicon Valley, but to reassure people already interested in using Lisp—people who know that Lisp is a powerful language, but I have no illusions about why nerd culture is rising with it. Both make it harder to seem good without actually being good is an expensive way to seem good. How can you get anything done in them, I think, because they're missing some feature he's used to. They know what they believe, but they want a lot because it's compressed into a short period. People who majored in computer science generally tried to conceal it. But can you think of one restaurant that had really good food and went out of business. With two such random linkages in the path between startups and big companies.

[intelliatech]

Top 10 ChatGPT Prompts For Software Developers

ChatGPT can do a lot more than just code creation and this blog post is going to be all about that. We have curated a list of ChatGPT prompts that will help software developers with their everyday tasks. ChatGPT can respond to questions and can compose codes making it a very helpful tool for software engineers.

While this AI tool can help developers with the entire SDLC (Software Development Lifecycle), it is important to understand how to use the prompts effectively for different needs.

Prompt engineering gives users accurate results. Since ChatGPT accepts prompts, we receive more precise answers. But a lot depends on how these prompts are formulated. 

To Get The Best Out Of ChatGPT, Your Prompts Should Be:

Clear and well-defined. The more detailed your prompts, the better suggestions you will receive from ChatGPT.

Specify the functionality and programming language. Not specifying what you exactly need might not give you the desired results.

Phrase your prompts in a natural language, as if asking someone for help. This will make ChatGPT understand your problem better and give more relevant outputs.

Avoid unnecessary information and ambiguity. Keep it not only to the point but also inclusive of all important details.

Top ChatGPT Prompts For Software Developers

Let’s quickly have a look at some of the best ChatGPT prompts to assist you with various stages of your Software development lifecycle.

1. For Practicing SQL Commands;

2. For Becoming A Programming Language Interpreter;

3. For Creating Regular Expressions Since They Help In Managing, Locating, And Matching Text.

4. For Generating Architectural Diagrams For Your Software Requirements.

Prompt Examples: I want you to act as a Graphviz DOT generator, an expert to create meaningful diagrams. The diagram should have at least n nodes (I specify n in my input by writing [n], 10 being the default value) and to be an accurate and complex representation of the given input. Each node is indexed by a number to reduce the size of the output, should not include any styling, and with layout=neato, overlap=false, node [shape=rectangle] as parameters. The code should be valid, bugless and returned on a single line, without any explanation. Provide a clear and organized diagram, the relationships between the nodes have to make sense for an expert of that input. My first diagram is: “The water cycle [8]”.  

5. For Solving Git Problems And Getting Guidance On Overcoming Them.

Prompt Examples: “Explain how to resolve this Git merge conflict: [conflict details].” 6. For Code generation- ChatGPT can help generate a code based on descriptions given by you. It can write pieces of codes based on the requirements given in the input. Prompt Examples: -Write a program/function to {explain functionality} in {programming language} -Create a code snippet for checking if a file exists in Python. -Create a function that merges two lists into a dictionary in JavaScript.  

7. For Code Review And Debugging: ChatGPT Can Review Your Code Snippet And Also Share Bugs.

Prompt Examples: -Here’s a C# code snippet. The function is supposed to return the maximum value from the given list, but it’s not returning the expected output. Can you identify the problem? [Enter your code here] -Can you help me debug this error message from my C# program: [error message] -Help me debug this Python script that processes a list of objects and suggests possible fixes. [Enter your code here]

8. For Knowing The Coding Best Practices And Principles: It Is Very Important To Be Updated With Industry’s Best Practices In Coding. This Helps To Maintain The Codebase When The Organization Grows.

Prompt Examples: -What are some common mistakes to avoid when writing code? -What are the best practices for security testing? -Show me best practices for writing {concept or function} in {programming language}.  

9. For Code Optimization: ChatGPT Can Help Optimize The Code And Enhance Its Readability And Performance To Make It Look More Efficient.

Prompt Examples: -Optimize the following {programming language} code which {explain the functioning}: {code snippet} -Suggest improvements to optimize this C# function: [code snippet] -What are some strategies for reducing memory usage and optimizing data structures? 

10. For Creating Boilerplate Code: ChatGPT Can Help In Boilerplate Code Generation.

Prompt Examples: -Create a basic Java Spring Boot application boilerplate code. -Create a basic Python class boilerplate code

11. For Bug Fixes: Using ChatGPT Helps Fixing The Bugs Thus Saving A Large Chunk Of Time In Software Development And Also Increasing Productivity.

Prompt Examples: -How do I fix the following {programming language} code which {explain the functioning}? {code snippet} -Can you generate a bug report? -Find bugs in the following JavaScript code: (enter code)  

12. Code Refactoring- ChatGPt Can Refactor The Code And Reduce Errors To Enhance Code Efficiency, Thus Making It Easier To Modify In The Future.

Prompt Examples –What are some techniques for refactoring code to improve code reuse and promote the use of design patterns? -I have duplicate code in my project. How can I refactor it to eliminate redundancy?  

13. For Choosing Deployment Strategies- ChatGPT Can Suggest Deployment Strategies Best Suited For A Particular Project And To Ensure That It Runs Smoothly.

Prompt Examples -What are the best deployment strategies for this software project? {explain the project} -What are the best practices for version control and release management?  

14. For Creating Unit Tests- ChatGPT Can Write Test Cases For You

Prompt Examples: -How does test-driven development help improve code quality? -What are some best practices for implementing test-driven development in a project? These were some prompt examples for you that we sourced on the basis of different requirements a developer can have. So whether you have to generate a code or understand a concept, ChatGPT can really make a developer’s life by doing a lot of tasks. However, it certainly comes with its own set of challenges and cannot always be completely correct. So it is advisable to cross-check the responses. Hope this helps. Visit us- Intelliatech

[pdqdocs]

Estate Document Planning Software: Customization Options and Secure Digital Storage

Estate planning involves preparing tasks that manage an individual's financial situation in the event of his or her incapacitation or death. This planning includes the inheritance of assets to heirs, settlement of estate taxes and debts, and the guardianship of minor children and pets. Estate planning tasks include the preparation of huge amounts of documents such as a will, a trust, a power of attorney, and a health care directive. Such document generation can be time-consuming and would be prone to errors.

In the above circumstance, you need a user-friendly, seamless and efficient estate document planning software that can reduce your workload of document generation. PDQDocs is a powerful document management software designed for individuals, legal professionals, and small businesses. Whether you're drafting wills, trusts, powers of attorney, or other estate-related documents, it can streamline the process with an intuitive interface, pre-filled templates, and automated document generation.

Key Features of PDQDocs

Pre-Filled Legal Document Templates – It saves time with professionally designed templates for wills, trusts, healthcare directives, and more.

 Smart Data Input Fields – You can easily enter personal and asset details, which automatically settle relevant sections of your documents.

 Customization Options – It modifies standard templates to fit your unique needs while maintaining legal compliance.

Secure Digital Storage – It stores, organizes, and accesses all estate planning documents in one secure location for easy updates.

Collaboration Tools – It works seamlessly with family members, clients, or legal advisors to deliver accuracy and completeness.

Main Software Products of PDQdocs

Flexible Licensing Options

PDQDocs Software Trial – Try this software risk-free and experience the efficiency of automated document management. You have the option to get 14-day free trial.

Software v1.0 (Annual License)

Explore the full power of PDQDocs with an annual license. It can perform unlimited document generation, template management, and seamless integration with Microsoft Word (Windows required).

Why Choose PDQDocs?

Fast and Efficient

It automates repetitive tasks and generates estate documents in minutes. Equipped with robust document automation capabilities, you don’t have to spend hours manually crafting each document and simplify the creation of essential paperwork.

User-Friendly Interface

This user-friendly estate document planning software is easily navigable for both legal professionals and individuals. It generates documents in multiple output formats with real-time previews. It has a seamless workflow involving clone, renaming, editing, and sending documents effortlessly.

Centralized Document Management

Managing documents quickly becomes chaotic for businesses that are dealing with multiple clients and projects. It addresses this challenge with its centralized document management software. The users can easily manage templates, drafts, and final versions all in one place.

Specialized for Law Firms

Though PDQDocs is suitable for all small businesses, it is truly suitable for the legal sector. This software addresses the unique challenges faced by legal professionals and is tailored specifically for solo and small law firms. Its creators have designed this tool that enhance productivity while minimizing repetitive tasks.

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Drive Business Success with Premium Auto Insurance Leads

In the competitive world of auto insurance, acquiring high-quality leads is crucial for sustained growth and success. Premium auto insurance leads offer a strategic advantage, providing businesses with targeted, motivated prospects. By investing in the best auto insurance leads, companies can optimize their marketing efforts, increase conversion rates, and ultimately boost revenue.

The Importance of Quality Auto Insurance Leads

Understanding the Value of Premium Leads

The auto insurance market is saturated with providers vying for customers' attention. To stand out, businesses need to focus on acquiring premium leads—prospects who are actively seeking auto insurance and are ready to make a purchase decision. These high-intent leads can significantly reduce the time and effort spent on cold calling and chasing uninterested prospects.

The Impact on Conversion Rates

Utilizing the Best Auto Insurance Leads ensures that your sales team spends their time and resources on prospects with a higher likelihood of conversion. This not only improves the efficiency of your sales process but also enhances the overall customer experience, leading to higher satisfaction rates and better retention.

Strategies to Acquire Premium Auto Insurance Leads

Leveraging Advanced Data Analytics

To acquire the best auto insurance leads, businesses must leverage advanced data analytics tools. These tools can analyze vast amounts of data to identify patterns and trends, helping you to target prospects more effectively. By understanding the demographics, behaviors, and preferences of your ideal customers, you can tailor your marketing strategies to attract high-quality leads.

Utilizing Multi-Channel Marketing

Diversifying your marketing efforts across multiple channels can increase your reach and visibility. Utilize digital marketing techniques such as search engine optimization (SEO), pay-per-click (PPC) advertising, social media marketing, and email campaigns. By maintaining a strong presence on various platforms, you can capture the attention of potential customers wherever they are.

Building Strategic Partnerships

Partnering with complementary businesses can also help in acquiring premium auto insurance leads. For instance, collaborating with car dealerships, repair shops, or financial advisors can provide access to a pool of potential customers who are already in need of auto insurance services. These partnerships can create a steady stream of high-quality leads.

Maximizing the Value of Your Leads

Implementing a Robust Lead Management System

To fully capitalize on the best auto insurance leads, it’s essential to have a robust lead management system in place. This system should track and manage leads throughout the sales funnel, ensuring that no opportunity is missed. Automated follow-ups, personalized communication, and detailed analytics can help in nurturing leads and converting them into loyal customers.

Training and Empowering Your Sales Team

A well-trained sales team is crucial for effectively handling premium auto insurance leads. Continuous training programs should focus on improving communication skills, product knowledge, and customer relationship management. Empower your team with the tools and resources they need to succeed, such as CRM software and sales automation tools.

Personalizing the Customer Experience

In today's market, personalization is key to winning over customers. Use the data collected from your leads to offer personalized solutions that meet their specific needs. Tailored quotes, customized policy options, and targeted marketing messages can enhance the customer experience and increase the likelihood of conversion.

Measuring Success and Adjusting Strategies

Analyzing Key Performance Indicators (KPIs)

Regularly analyze KPIs such as conversion rates, cost per lead, and customer acquisition costs to measure the success of your lead generation efforts. These metrics can provide valuable insights into the effectiveness of your strategies and highlight areas for improvement.

Adjusting Your Approach

The auto insurance market is dynamic, and consumer preferences can change rapidly. Stay agile by continuously reviewing and adjusting your lead generation strategies based on the latest market trends and customer feedback. This proactive approach ensures that you remain competitive and continue to attract the best auto insurance leads.

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TopSchool Lesson Planner - Aid to a Better Teaching-Learning Experience

In today's ever-changing educational landscape, schools often encounter challenges in providing an effective learning environment for both students and teachers. Without a reliable lesson planner, educators face difficulties in organizing and delivering engaging lessons that cater to diverse learning needs. This absence can result in disorganized teaching methods, leading to decreased student involvement and understanding. Consequently, the teaching-learning experience may suffer, hindering student progress and academic achievement. That's where TopSchool's Lesson Planner comes in; an innovative solution that revolutionizes how teachers plan, teach, and assess classes, making it an integral part of the best learning management system. Let's look at why having a better teaching-learning experience is important, and how TopSchool's Lesson Planner can assist.

Importance of a Better Teaching-Learning Experience

A better teaching-learning experience is essential for multiple reasons. For starters, it improves student involvement and participation, resulting in a more fun and meaningful learning experience. Active participation in the learning process improves knowledge retention and develops critical thinking abilities. It also stimulates student participation and communication, enabling more effective engagement and idea exchange. This collaborative approach fosters a feeling of community and encourages students to take control of their educational experience.

Furthermore, a better teaching-learning experience addresses students' unique needs and learning styles through customized instruction. Providing tailored learning opportunities ensures that each student has the support and resources they need to succeed. This tailored approach encourages diversity and equity in education, enabling all students to reach their full potential.

Introducing TopSchool's Lesson Planner

TopSchool's Lesson Planner is a cornerstone for improving the teaching-learning process. With its simple design and powerful capabilities, this tool empowers teachers and improves the learning experience. By revolutionizing how educators design and deliver classes, it provides a smooth experience for teachers as well as students.

TopSchool's Lesson Planner stands out for its broad selection of in-built lesson plans for teachers. These ready-to-use tools save teachers considerable time and effort, allowing them to focus on providing high-quality education rather than starting from scratch. With an extensive array of lesson plans spanning a variety of subjects and concepts, teachers can easily identify content that connects with their curriculum objectives and fulfill the requirements of their students.

Furthermore, TopSchool's Lesson Planner uses multimedia and interactive tools to create interesting courses. Teachers can use several tools, including 2D and 3D animations, interactive quizzes, and simulations, to pique students' interest and increase their comprehension of the subject. This multimedia method promotes active learning and ensures that classes are both educational and entertaining.

TopSchool's Lesson Planner is also completely in line with educational standards such as the National Education Policy (NEP) and National Curriculum Framework (NCF). This alignment ensures that lesson plans are up-to-date and meet the most recent educational requirements, providing instructors confidence in the quality and relevancy of their teaching resources.

Thus, optimising the teaching-learning experience is important for promoting student engagement, cooperation, and academic success. TopSchool's Lesson Planner allows teachers to create dynamic and personalized lessons that are tailored to their students' specific needs. Teachers can use the lesson plan generator to effectively build customized classes that address a variety of learning requirements. Teachers may improve the quality and efficacy of their instruction by using in-built lesson plans, multimedia resources, and compliance with educational standards, resulting in a more engaging and meaningful learning experience for all participants.

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A sexy, skinny defeat device for your HP ink cartridge

Animals keep evolving into crabs; it's a process called "carcinisation" and it's pretty weird. Crabs just turn out to be extremely evolutionarily fit for our current environment:

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-do-animals-keep-evolving-into-crabs/

By the same token, all kinds of business keep evolving into something like a printer company. It turns out that in this enshittified, poorly regulated, rentier-friendly world, the parasitic, inkjet business model is extremely adaptive. Printerinisation is everywhere.

All that stuff you hate about your car? Trapping you into using their mechanics, spying on you, planned obsolescence? All lifted from the inkjet printer business model:

https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/24/rent-to-pwn/#kitt-is-a-demon

That GE fridge that won't make ice or dispense water unless you spend $50 for a proprietary charcoal filter instead of using a $10 generic? Pure printerism:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/06/12/digital-feudalism/#filtergate

The software update to your Sonos speakers that makes them half as useful and takes away your right to play your stored music, forcing you to buy streaming music subscriptions? Straight out of the HP playbook:

https://www.wired.com/story/sonos-admits-its-recent-app-update-was-a-colossal-mistake/

But as printerinized as all these gadgets are, none can quite attain the level of high enshittification that the OG inkjet bastards attain on a daily basis. In the world championships of effortlessly authentic fuckery, no one can lay a glove on the sociopathic monsters of HP.

For example: when HP wanted to soften us all up for a new world of "subscription ink" (where you have to pre-pay every month for a certain number of pages' worth of printing, which your printer enforces by spying on you and ratting you out to HP over the internet), they offered a "lifetime subscription" plan. With this "lifetime" plan, you paid just once and your HP printer would print out 15 pages a month for so long as you owned your printer, with HP shipping you new ink every time you ran low.

Well, eventually, HP got bored of not making you pay rent on your own fucking printer, so they just turned that plan off. Yeah, it was a lifetime plan, but the "lifetime" in question was the lifetime of HP's patience for not fucking you over, and that patience has the longevity of a mayfly:

https://pluralistic.net/2020/11/06/horrible-products/#inkwars

It would take many pages to list all of HP's sins here. This is a company that ships printers with half-full ink cartridges and charges more than the printer cost to buy a replacement set. The company that won't let you print a black-and-white page if you're out of yellow ink. The company that won't let you scan or send a fax if you're out of any of your ink.

They make you "recalibrate" your printer or "clean your heads" by forcing you to print sheets of ink-dense paper. They also refuse to let you use your ink cartridges after they "expire."

HP raised the price of ink to over $10,000 per gallon, then went to war against third-party ink cartridge makers, cartridge remanufacturers, and cartridge refillers. They added "security chips" to their cartridges whose job was to watch the ink levels in your cartridge and, when they dip below a certain level (long before the cartridge is actually empty), declare the cartridge to be dry and permanently out of use.

Even if you refill that cartridge, it will still declare itself to be empty to your printer, which will therefore refuse to print.

Third party ink companies have options here. One thing they could do is reverse-engineer the security chip, and make compatible ones that say, "Actually, I'm full." The problem with this is that laws like Section 1201 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) potentially makes this into a felony punishable by a five-year prison sentence and a $500k fine, for a first offense.

DMCA 1201 bans bypassing "an effective means of access control" to a copyrighted work. So if HP writes a copyrighted "I'm empty" program for its security chip and then adds some kind of access restriction to prevent you from dumping and reverse-engineering that program, you can end up a felon, thanks to the DMCA.

Another countermove is to harvest security chips out of dead cartridges that have been sent overseas as e-waste (one consequence of HP's $10,000/gallon ink racket is that it generates mountains of immortal, toxic e-waste that mostly ends up poisoning poor countries in the global south). These can be integrated into new cartridges, or remanufactured ones.

In practice, ink companies do all of this and more, and total normie HP printer owners go to extremely improbable lengths to find third party ink cartridges and figure out how to use them. It turns out that even people who find technology tinkering intimidating or confusing or dull can be motivated to learn and practice a lot of esoteric tech stuff as an alternative to paying $10,000/gallon for colored water.

HP has lots of countermoves for this. One truly unhinged piece of fuckery is to ask Customs and Border Patrol to block third-party ink cartridges with genuine HP security chips that have been pried loose from e-waste shipments. HP claims that these are "counterfeits" (because they were removed and re-used without permission), even though they came out of real HP cartridges, and CBP takes them at their word, seizing shipments.

Even sleazier: HP pushes out fake security updates to its printers. You get a message telling you there's an urgent security update, you click OK, and your printer shows you a downloading/installing progress bar and reboots itself. As far as you can tell, nothing has changed. But these aren't "security" updates, they're updates that block third-party ink, and HP has designed them not to kick in for several months. That way, HP owners who get tricked into installing this downgrade don't raise hell online and warn everyone else until they've installed it too, and it's too late:

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/11/ink-stained-wretches-battle-soul-digital-freedom-taking-place-inside-your-printer

This is the infectious pathogen business model: one reason covid spread so quickly was that people were infectious before they developed symptoms. That meant that the virus could spread before the spreader knew they had it. By adding a long fuse to its logic bomb, HP greatly increases the spread of its malware.

But life finds a way. $10,000/gallon ink is an irresistible target for tinkerers, security researchers and competitors. Necessity may be the mother of invention, but the true parent of jaw-dropping ingenuity is callous, sadistic greed. That's why America's army of prisoners are the source of so many of the most beautiful and exciting forms of innovation seen today:

https://pluralistic.net/2021/06/09/king-rat/#mother-of-invention

Despite harsh legal penalties and the vast resources of HP, third-party ink continues to thrive, and every time HP figures out how to block one technique, three even cooler ones pop up.

Last week, Jay Summet published a video tearing down a third-party ink cartridge compatible with an HP 61XL:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ya184uaTE

The third-party cartridge has what appears to be a genuine HP security chip, but it is overlaid with a paper-thin, flexible, adhesive-backed circuit board that is skinny enough that the cartridge still fits in an HP printer.

This flexible circuit board has its own little microchip. Summet theorizes that it is designed to pass the "are you a real HP cartridge" challenge pass to the security chip, but to block the followup "are you empty or full?" message. When the printer issues that challenge, the "man in the middle" chip answers, "Oh, I'm definitely full."

In their writeup, Hackaday identifies the chip as "a single IC in a QFN package." This is just so clever and delightful:

https://hackaday.com/2024/09/28/man-in-the-middle-pcb-unlocks-hp-ink-cartridges/

Hackaday also notes that HP CEO Enrique J Lores recently threatened to brick any printer discovered to be using third-party ink:

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/01/hp-ceo-blocking-third-party-ink-from-printers-fights-viruses/

As William Gibson famously quipped, "the future is here, it's just not evenly distributed." As our enshittification-rich environment drives more and more companies to evolve into rent-seeking enterprises through printerinisation, HP offers us a glimpse of the horrors of the late enshittocene.

It's just as Orwell prophesied: "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a HP installing malware on your printer to force you to spend $10,000/gallon on ink – forever."

Tor Books as just published two new, free LITTLE BROTHER stories: VIGILANT, about creepy surveillance in distance education; and SPILL, about oil pipelines and indigenous landback.

If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:

https://pluralistic.net/2024/09/30/life-finds-a-way/#ink-stained-wretches

Image: Jay Summet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ya184uaTE

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In an era where technology continues to redefine our daily lives, artificial intelligence (AI) has emerged as a powerful ally in managing personal finances. This groundbreaking technology offers a myriad of tools and solutions that not only streamline financial tasks but also empower individuals to make informed decisions about their money. In this video, we're going to talk about some financial AI tools and how artificial intelligence can help you manage your personal finances.

Imagine having a virtual financial advisor at your fingertips, available 24/7 to analyze your spending patterns, assess investment opportunities, and provide tailored recommendations based on your unique financial goals. This is the promise of Financial AI tools – a comprehensive suite of applications and platforms designed to enhance every aspect of personal finance.

At the core of these tools is the ability to process vast amounts of data with speed and precision, allowing for a deep understanding of individual financial landscapes. Through machine learning algorithms, these tools can identify patterns, trends, and anomalies in your financial behavior, enabling them to offer proactive and insightful advice. This level of analysis goes beyond traditional budgeting, providing users with a dynamic and evolving financial strategy that adapts to changing circumstances.

Budgeting is often considered the cornerstone of sound financial management, and Financial AI tools excel in this domain. By tracking expenses, categorizing transactions, and identifying areas for potential savings, these tools streamline the budgeting process. Moreover, they can predict future expenses, helping users plan for upcoming financial obligations and avoid unpleasant surprises.

Investment management is another arena where Financial AI tools truly shine. From robo-advisors that construct diversified portfolios based on your risk tolerance and financial goals to predictive analytics that assess market trends, these tools leverage AI to optimize investment strategies. They provide real-time market insights, allowing users to make informed decisions and capitalize on investment opportunities while mitigating risks.

One of the key advantages of Financial AI tools is their ability to automate mundane financial tasks. From bill payments to savings transfers, these tools can execute routine transactions on your behalf, freeing up time for more strategic financial planning. Automation also contributes to financial discipline, ensuring that users adhere to their budgetary constraints and savings goals.

Personalized financial guidance is a hallmark of these AI tools. By considering your unique financial situation, future aspirations, and risk tolerance, they can offer targeted advice that aligns with your objectives. This level of personalization goes beyond one-size-fits-all financial advice, providing a tailored experience that empowers users to make decisions aligned with their individual circumstances.

Financial AI tools: How Artificial Intelligence Can Help You Manage Your Personal Finances

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In an era where technology continues to redefine our daily lives, artificial intelligence (AI) has emerged as a powerful ally in managing personal finances. This groundbreaking technology offers a myriad of tools and solutions that not only streamline financial tasks but also empower individuals to make informed decisions about their money. In this video, we're going to talk about some financial AI tools and how artificial intelligence can help you manage your personal finances.

Imagine having a virtual financial advisor at your fingertips, available 24/7 to analyze your spending patterns, assess investment opportunities, and provide tailored recommendations based on your unique financial goals. This is the promise of Financial AI tools – a comprehensive suite of applications and platforms designed to enhance every aspect of personal finance.

At the core of these tools is the ability to process vast amounts of data with speed and precision, allowing for a deep understanding of individual financial landscapes. Through machine learning algorithms, these tools can identify patterns, trends, and anomalies in your financial behavior, enabling them to offer proactive and insightful advice. This level of analysis goes beyond traditional budgeting, providing users with a dynamic and evolving financial strategy that adapts to changing circumstances.

Budgeting is often considered the cornerstone of sound financial management, and Financial AI tools excel in this domain. By tracking expenses, categorizing transactions, and identifying areas for potential savings, these tools streamline the budgeting process. Moreover, they can predict future expenses, helping users plan for upcoming financial obligations and avoid unpleasant surprises.

Investment management is another arena where Financial AI tools truly shine. From robo-advisors that construct diversified portfolios based on your risk tolerance and financial goals to predictive analytics that assess market trends, these tools leverage AI to optimize investment strategies. They provide real-time market insights, allowing users to make informed decisions and capitalize on investment opportunities while mitigating risks.

One of the key advantages of Financial AI tools is their ability to automate mundane financial tasks. From bill payments to savings transfers, these tools can execute routine transactions on your behalf, freeing up time for more strategic financial planning. Automation also contributes to financial discipline, ensuring that users adhere to their budgetary constraints and savings goals.

Personalized financial guidance is a hallmark of these AI tools. By considering your unique financial situation, future aspirations, and risk tolerance, they can offer targeted advice that aligns with your objectives. This level of personalization goes beyond one-size-fits-all financial advice, providing a tailored experience that empowers users to make decisions aligned with their individual circumstances.

Financial AI tools: How Artificial Intelligence Can Help You Manage Your Personal Finances