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elicitdigital · 1 month ago
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Best Go High Level Integrations for 2025
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funnelexpert247 · 9 months ago
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funnelpandits · 1 year ago
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riddlesrizzler · 2 months ago
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𝙝𝙞𝙜𝙝 𝙥𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧! 𝙨𝙡𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣 𝙗𝙤𝙮𝙨
headcanons of high power! slytherin boys.
warnings: i think there is one mention of sex, but none other than that.
⟡ ݁₊ . includes: ceo! mattheo, lawyer! theo, investment banker! draco, surgeon! enzo, and fbi agent! blaise.
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁ . ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
If you ever thought that fate or religion was something that controlled the world, you would be mistaken. Instead of some divine fate ruling over the decisions of the people, it belonged to five men, the high power! slytherin boys.
𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘵
⟡ ݁₊ .I believe that Draco and Blaise knew each other before the rest of the boys, but they all crossed paths during their elite university years- and institution known for breeding the rich, the brilliant, and the dangerously ambitious.
⟡ ݁₊ .Their friendship wasn't instant, because let's face it, they all have some sort of trust issues. It was built on sharp intellect, whispered secrets,and an unspoken understanding that they were different than the rest.
⟡ ݁₊ .I don't think Mattheo and Draco got a long at first. Probably because they were way too similar for their own good. But somewhere along the way, their dynamic settled.
⟡ ݁₊ .They were young, drunk on power and money, handsome men that all had the brilliant idea of living together.
⟡ ݁₊ . Draco would take care of the finances, making sure everything was paid on time (and took a little extra from each of them to funnel into an investment portfolio because he knew they were going to be successful).
⟡ ݁₊ .Mattheo threw the parties. Somehow, even with his cutthroat business-minded nature, Mattheo knew how to turn the place into a spot for the best exclusive parties. If there was alcohol, loud music and questionable decisions being made at 2 AM, it was his doing for sure.
⟡ ݁₊ .Theo hated messes. It was an unspoken rule that if you left your dishes in the sink for more than a day, he would throw them off their top story balcony. So I guess the rule was unspoken, but the message was very clear.
⟡ ݁₊ .You could never find Blaise, no one ever knew where he was half the time. He'd disappear for days, then show up nonchalantly like he had been there the whole time. Once Enzo tried to ask but Blaise shot him a look that sais, "You don't want to know."
⟡ ݁₊ .Enzo loved to cook for everyone (when he felt like it). He would make restaurant- level meals but only when he was in the mood. Otherwise, it was every man for himself.
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘥𝘺𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘤
⟡ ݁₊ .The Leader- Mattheo Riddle- not because he demands it, but everyone knows his dangerous reputation. When he speaks, they listen. When he decides, it's final.
⟡ ݁₊ .The Shadow- Blaise Zabini- the one who never says more than necessary but knows everything about everyone. He's the one they turn to for discretion, for quiet eliminations of problems before they become problems.
⟡ ݁₊ .The Strategist- Theo Nott- he sees the angles no one else does, plays the long game, and it the most morally ambiguous of them all. They never ask how he gets his information, only that it's always right.
⟡ ݁₊ .The Face- Draco Malfoy- the charmer, the one who can walk into any room and own it. He is the golden boy of the gorup, though with his sharp tongue and ruthless streak to prove he's just as cutthroat as the rest.
⟡ ݁₊ .The Wildcard- Enzo Berkshire- the brilliant surgeon with hands steady enough to save lives but a smirk that he'd rather be causing chaos. He keeps them entertains, diffuses tension with wit, but he's no less dangerous than the rest.
𝘎𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴
⟡ ݁₊ .Monday- 10:43 AM
Draco: Who used my name to buy three cases of expensive scotch and have it delivered to Blaise’s apartment?
Mattheo: That is a wild accusation, Malfoy.
Theo: Oh, so you’re not denying it?
Mattheo: I didn’t say that.
Blaise: I’ll take them.
Draco: NO. You all have your own money. BUY YOUR OWN.
Mattheo: But it tastes better when it’s technically stolen.
⟡ ݁₊ .Friday- 1:15 AM
Enzo: Why are there 57 missed calls in this chat.
Theo: Because your best friend decided it was a good idea to start a fight with a literal senator tonight.
Enzo: …which one of them.
Blaise: Mattheo.
Draco: Obviously.
Enzo: …Why?
Mattheo: In my defense, he started it.
Draco: By existing?
Mattheo: No, by saying my company was “soulless.” So I asked if his mistress thought he had a soul.
Theo: And that’s when security was called.
Blaise: I left before it got interesting.
Enzo: I hate this group.
⟡ ݁₊ .Sunday- 1:50 PM
Theo: If any of you come to my apartment unannounced again, I will press charges.
Mattheo: So dramatic.
Draco: This is about last night, isn’t it.
Theo: YES. I woke up to find Blaise sitting in my kitchen drinking my very expensive coffee and Mattheo asleep on my couch LIKE HE LIVES HERE.
Mattheo: I did live there. Once. Long ago.
Theo: Get out.
⟡ ݁₊ .Wednesday- 4:05 AM
Draco: Who the f— just tried to transfer 10k from our old college account?
Mattheo: …I can explain.
Theo: No, you really can’t.
Enzo: Why do we still have that account?
Blaise: I assumed Draco was hoarding it for an emergency.
Draco: I AM. So why is Mattheo spending it??
Mattheo: To fund a very important endeavor.
Draco: …which is?
Mattheo: Buying a ridiculous gift for my girlfriend.
Theo: I knew it.
Blaise: She’s got him whipped.
Mattheo: I REFUSE to be slandered like this.
Enzo: You tried to commit financial fraud for a woman who dresses like a fairytale character.
Mattheo: And I’d do it again
𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘱𝘴
⟡ ݁₊ .Ceo! mattheo x teacher- grumpy x sunshine
⟡ ݁₊ .No one will ever change my mind that ceo! mattheo and teacher! reader belong together.
⟡ ݁₊ .He is dark, sophisticated, and organized. While they are covered in glitter most of the time, holding a million papers that needed to be graded, all while sporting a very hungry caterpillar hat.
⟡ ݁₊ .They show him that the world isn’t all business deals and cutthroat conversations, that every once and a while he can be soft.
⟡ ݁₊ .Lawyer! theo x journalist- enemies to lovers
⟡ ݁₊ .He can twist words to make the most awful people in the world seem innocent, while journalist! reader wants the truth.
⟡ ݁₊ .They are fire and ice, always butting heads with each other. Arguments are their source of communication, but somewhere along the way, they see that they aren't so different from each other after all.
⟡ ݁₊ .Investment Banker! draco x politician- friends with benefits.
⟡ ݁₊ .Draco needs someone to keep up with him and his arrogant behavior, so when he meets politician! reader who commands the room like they own it, he knew he had found his match.
⟡ ݁₊ .It started off with a bet, who could get more connections at the end of a networking event, but then it leads to them in the bathroom ripping off each others clothes.
⟡ ݁₊ .Of course, it started as convenience. Something to help them both relieve tension, but then they start to find out that they aren't as heartless as they thought they were.
⟡ ݁₊ .Surgeon! enzo x bookshop owner- golden retriever x black cat.
⟡ ݁₊ .When teacher! reader brings around their good friend, bookshop owner! reader, who supplies the book to their classroom, enzo is completely in love.
⟡ ݁₊ .They are the total opposites of each other. enzo is loud, cocky, charming and bookshop owner! reader is... not.
⟡ ݁₊ .This however this does not stop enzo from coming into their store afterwork every day in order to pester them until he eventually convinces them to go out on a date.
⟡ ݁₊ .Fbi agent! blaise x art historian- slow burn.
⟡ ݁₊ .First time blaise meets art historian! reader is when he is at a gala at an art museum for a mission. But he finds himself staring at a piece, only to turn his head to see them also staring at the same piece.
⟡ ݁₊ .Art historian! reader loves mysteries. Things of the past that have been long forgotten and yet unsolvable, blaise? loves solving things.
⟡ ݁₊ .I think it would take a long time for them to admit their feelings to each other. They are both guarded in their own, quiet and reserved way, that I think it would take a while for them to fully trust each other.
𝘖𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭
⟡ ݁₊ .No one remembers exactly how it started, but their friensip was inevitable.
⟡ ݁₊ .What started as tension, rivalries, and underestimation turned into something unbreakable. They found in each other the only people that could keep up.
⟡ ݁₊ .Now? They run their industries. together. Because power is nothing without the people who will burn down the world for you.
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vldunchartedregions · 3 months ago
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Voltron Season 8 Meta Introduction
Hi! Welcome to "Uncharted Regions."
Now that it's been several years since Voltron Season 8 came out, the news of Netflix's removal of the series on December 14th, 2024 shook the fandom and pop culture as a whole.
You may be wondering... 1) Huh?! 2) Why?! It's a Netflix Original! 3) I loved this show, I don't understand! I was the same, too. We were all a little confused. However, licensing rights were ending to Netflix and Netflix doesn't want to renew. Fair play.
As someone who worked in a corporate company who also provides live streaming services + has a degree in television production, I have a better understanding of the executive decisions at play that comes down to it. It was not too hard to decipher why when you know what went on in the trenches of the Voltron fandom from 2016-2018.
The bottom line is that Netflix marketing did not match the source material provided, and there was intensive discourse across multiple facets of the fandom. You can imagine Netflix were not fans of the outcome of the series, and may not have even been told by Dreamworks the outcome of the series when Season 8 dropped; especially when Netflix's global social media accounts openly admitted to shipping Klance on Twitter.
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Regardless, we're not looking at who's to blame, but you do have to wonder how such a large international miscommunication between Netflix, Dreamworks, and Voltron's IP holders went down the corporate funnel.
...I digress, let's move on.
As many people did from the news of it's removal (which also surprised the official Voltron accounts), I got back into the Voltron fandom really quickly and tried to rewatch as much as I could before it's inevitable removal from Netflix.
I haven't touched this show in years, friends. Not since 2020. The rewatch showed me one thing: that this show is breathtaking, stunning, and at it's core - it represented change. It's truly one of it's kind. To have the crew from Avatar: the Last Airbender, and Legend of Korra working on it on such a high level? Hell, there was an MFE pilot spin off in the works.
There was a lot of promising stories to tell with new outcomes and twists with a classic IP such as Voltron. It was promising a new future and fresh takes with comics, games, and so much more.
Now, alike to most viewers, I was there when Season 8 dropped. Hell, I was at the NYCC 2018 panel where they gave out these posters (which will be VERY relevant to this meta, I assure you):
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The hype of Voltron Season 8 lead to a FULL panel that got closed off mid-way in the line. Many fans flew from across the globe (including myself) to get a glimpse of the showrunners, cast & crew, and a unique slice of the pie into Voltron Season 8's trailer.
The excitement was unlike anything I'd ever experienced before in a fandom. It was extremely thrilling, the trailer was outstanding, and Season 8 wasn't too far away.
First shown at New York City Comic Con 2018, get a look at the #Voltron production team's take on the upcoming final season of Voltron Legendary Defender, streaming on @Netflix tomorrow!
Then Season 8 dropped on Netflix... December 14th, 2018.
It was jarring. There were plot points that made no sense, obvious edits to scenes, censorships like a One Piece 4Kids dub, characters cut and pasted into scenes, and storylines were slapped together like a messy sandwich. And it was incredibly obvious too.
The fandom noticed and reacted accordingly - asking questions and demanding answers left, right, and centre. The showrunners responded through podcasts and statements on various levels.
The answer was clear... their vision wasn't the only vision going into the show:
"You know, as we sort of got through the process of premise, script, it went all the way down the line. It got storyboarded. And then at some point, you know, we received pushback from the studio and you know, we were sort of a little confused, like, “hey, how did it go, like, so far down the line before we received pushback?” And you know, this is not like a, like, a vilifying of DreamWorks or anything, like, every exec that we ever interacted with was, it was like, “hey, we understand why you want to tell this story. We understand where you’re coming from. It’s a little bit bigger than that. You know, there’s-there’s other, sort of, controlling parties with Voltron which makes it unique. It’s not just a DreamWorks-owned property.” And it just–I think logistically it just got really, really weird."
Joaquim Dos Santos - Afterbuzz TV interview. Source: https://dragonofyang.tumblr.com/post/183820127648/abtv-mar-4-transcript
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Fans promptly started a petition two days later to release the original Season 8. THAT'S how obvious the editing was and how obvious the deterred, original vision had become.
As a disappointed fan and someone who studied media analysis intrinsically for university, I did try to rewatch back then, and it was painful to watch. What happened? There were layers of context on the cutting room floor and scenes didn't make sense. Hell, each episode title always has a double layered meaning, and even those layers were stripped from the core of the episodes for the most part. This left fans to say, "Whaaaaat is going ON?" The entire fandom was hurt by what had occurred.
The cast & crew that were also unaware of these story changes were also quite hurt, too. To make it more apparent, the showrunners were pretty open on speaking about leaving the project as well on the Buzzfeed Aftershow Podcast, but they simply couldn't:
LM: It’s not-it’s not just like, “Oh I can’t afford my mortgage!” You know, we have a crew that we care about we brought onto this show. If we abandoned them, we-we don’t know what’s in store for them. We don’t know, do they get to stay on? Do they get to keep their jobs? Does someone else come on and then they’re working under someone else that they didn’t sign up for? Or–
JDS: Or they’re working under someone else that’s just gonna be like, “Alright, we’re just gonna finish the show and not really do right by the rest of it.”
Lauren Montgomery & Joaquim Dos Santos - Afterbuzz TV interview. Source: https://dragonofyang.tumblr.com/post/183820127648/abtv-mar-4-transcript
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We all wanted answers, and sure, some members of the team did speak up - but it didn't provide clear answers on what was the go with Season 8 being edited so far into post-production.
Now, this blog isn't dedicated to restoring Season 8 to it's original format (that would be lovely, but we have to be realistic - it has been 7 years and no google drives of the original season 8 have dropped so far). No, no.
That might happen (I've got a positive mindset on it - someone has to have a back up copy on some hard drive somewhere), or maybe it will be released... in a green sock reality.
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Rather, this blog is dedicated to all the fans (new & old) whom want a sense of closure to as to why their favourite show on Netflix from 2016-2018 dropped the ball so hard for Season 8.
Not thinking much of it, I had posted a twitter thread detailing how the ending with all the lions flying off looked a little odd.
...And so, I received an anonymous inbox on New Years Day, 2025
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This DM... was the start to an unravelling of webs and a rewatch that crumbled immediately. The cracks were all there.
I rewatched Season 8 with this information at hand with a few of my closest online friends, and we were shocked at how much there was to uncover. We were absolutely FLOORED by what was found, including incredible pieces of evidence from the fandom itself.
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Now... Why does this matter? It's been YEARS and I'm sure we're not the first to uncover some pieces of information (See the #FreeVLDS8 movement - so, so many good finds there as a foundational point of reference).
Some of what we've uncovered in these Uncharted Regions has NOT been covered by the fandom before, nor does it scratch the surface of what's been found as of yet.
Welcome to the Uncharted Regions of Voltron Season 8.
Our aim for this meta is to acknowledge the following with detailed evidentiary support: 1. The editing of multiple episodes & scenes.
From there, we will look at the alleged changes: 2. Plot points & scenes that may or may not have had cuts. 3. Providing official-style edited shots comparisons to portray how some scenes should've looked in the original Season 8. 4. Piecing each episode / episode orders together (as best as we can) 5. The original ending.
Cheers to the beginning of a new meta, a new hope, and a new perspective on what truly happened to Voltron Season 8.
(Allegedly; for entertainment purposes only)
The one thing I humbly request is PLEASE... No hate towards the showrunners, cast, crew, or the official Voltron IP holders. There's a lot that has changed culturally and intrinsically within the industry over the years and this outcome was not something they could simply control. Let's be adults, look at this open conversation with empathy and love, and respectfully, let's indulge in this topic with grace - your feelings, however, are incredibly valid when it comes to this meta and what we uncover, as there's many alleged finds that may shock the fandom.
Let the journey commence.
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Check out my Twitter page for any and all updates in regards to this insanely detailed meta; including teasers and screenshots! Please and thank you.
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laertive · 9 days ago
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An Analysis of Henry's Cybernetics
Long post ahead! Goes over his injuries, what we know, and what we can apply!
I've got a nutty little mind that gets sparked by trying to figure out how things worked, so I figured I could apply that to my favorite ending, Revenged. I'd always assumed Henry's cause of death was due to hypothermia or drowning. I spent a few hours compiling this, doing research, and rewatching the cutscene. Without further ado, I present to you all, my findings.
CANON INFORMATION
Cybernetics Capabilities
Under the assumption that fails are within his range of abilities, just not the correct choice, we can gather that:
His jetpack is able to fly at supersonic speeds (When he first took off, he caused a sonic boom able to be heard from ground level, implying it to be at least 750 mph.)
His left hand can transform into a machine gun, a thin blade, a baseball bat, and an energy absorption funnel.
His left hand can also fire itself, and have a spare hand. The spare hand is also used if the transformed hand becomes damaged. We see him replace hands two times in the right path- Once when the blade snaps in RHM's lens, and a second one when he staples Reginald to the airship.
His spine, at least from the front, can withstand being hit an upwards of 10+ feet into the air by RHM's blade without being cut in half.
Able to form a small energy projectile that explodes into a big blast on impact.
Increased strength.
He has a built in jetpack
Henry's Injuries
Upon first falling from the airship, and being dead in the water, what is shown to the player is as follows (Keep in mind that stick figures don't bleed)
No visible damage to the back of the head, either arms, or upper back. All are intact. We're told he was "gone for a bit" from Dr. Vin, and it's implied to be for ten hours at most. His head is bandaged when he first wakes up, implying some sort of abrasions were there when Dr. Vin found him dead.
Dr. Vin tells him that she was forced to replace his spine and left arm, whether or not his full torso is robotic is kind of up to interpretation, he's a stick figure.
10 Hours, huh?
An average commercial aircraft carrier flies at roughly 575 mph. We know they were flying south for ten hours before Henry woke up.
Doing the math, they've flown 5750 miles so far.
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For context, this is 5750.62 miles.
Henry's first reaction is to take off, and he hits supersonic speeds FAST. He has less than a minute of consciousness before he's after them, so he most likely took zero breaks.
Let's say Henry is going 1000 mph. Fast enough to cause an audible sonic boom, and high speed for military jets. Dr. Vin did say she specialized in military augmentations, after all.
My first conclusion was that it'd take Henry 5 hours and 45 minutes to reach the Airship, but that's not quite right. The airship is STILL FLYING when Henry gets there. Henry's chasing after a moving object, not a stationary one.
Our equation is
1000x = 5750 + 575x
x is the amount of hours it takes for Henry to catch up, so we just had to solve for x. The equation is
(Henry's flight speed)x = (Airship head start) + (airship speed)x
1000x - 575x = 5750
425x = 5750
Dividing this by 25
x = 230/17, which roughly equals 13.5 hours.
13 and a Half Hours of Flying at Supersonic Speeds
This is our number, and it's a generous one at that. We're assuming that the Toppat Airship is flying at the average speed of a commercial airliner, Henry is able to hold up supersonic speeds the whole time (Very rarely can military jets hold it for over five minutes), and Henry doesn't take any breaks.
Cybernetic Surgery
While doing my research, I found out that scientists HAVE returned some patients with fully severed spinal cords back to being able to walk with electric implants. Neat! (Link to the BBC Article, I highly recommend giving it a read!)
We see Henry fall in the betrayed, and it's from pretty high up. A drop of 100 feet onto water is already considered fatal, and 20 feet is enough to break a bone. He landed on his upper back, back of the head and neck. I'm surprised he doesn't have much brain damage, especially in the visual processing area. What kind of beating did his occipital lobe take? I'd love to see fics where Henry's battling with a newfound inability to recognize faces or words.
Using this as basis, I'd assume that Dr. Vin decided to replace the spinal cord in it's entirety. Completely severed spinal cords are typically a complete loss of leg function, and a completely removed spinal cord does count as such. As for the arm replacement, I'd assume it'd taken damage, rather than exposure to the elements, as the right arm would've needed replacement as well. The nerves that connect our arms to our spinal cord is known as the brachial plexus, so it's safe to assume that Henry's left brachial plexus was damaged enough that it was simply easier to replace it than to leave it.
Both brachial plexi attach at spinal nerve T1, or thoracic spinal nerve 1, and because Henry retains full functionality in his right arm, the spine severing would have needed to occur below T1.
We can gather a lot of information over the spine's functionality when it's shot, more so than what we see otherwise.
Reginald's shot didn't destroy the spine. Not entirely. Henry's still able to move his legs, and his left arm gives out shortly AFTER the crash, not after the bullet. Also, he can feel pain in his cybernetics. Neat!
Upon being shot, Henry grabs onto the cockpit chair for support, showing sudden weakness or imbalance.
After the crash, we watch as Henry's left arm gives out, he's forced to use a branch as a cane as his left leg gives out, and we can see his right leg still have functionality as he dies.
For all we know, Reginald's shot could've been the final nail in the coffin. Henry might've already been on death's door, from overexertion alone.
My Assessment
Henry's initial drop severed his spine somewhere in the thoracic grouping of vertebrae, and likely caused death on impact. His left brachial plexus was most likely deemed too damaged to be worth salvaging, and Dr. Vin decided to replace his whole left arm. His lumbar nerves however, were left in good enough condition to still work when stimulated by the cybernetic spine.
IN CONCLUSION
Henry flew a minimum of 13.5 hours straight before reaching the airship
While far fetched, scientists have already repaired broken spines with electronic implants
Reginald's shot only partially severed his spine, leaving reduced function in his legs
And lastly, Henry Stickmin is a stick figure, and this is all mere intellectual play. Don't feel pressured to change up your headcanons or lore because some teenager spent an hour trying to apply real world science to the silly stick figure game, I want to see your own takes on it!
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reality-detective · 7 months ago
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You won't see or hear this 👇 on your tv, in fact you probably won't see it anywhere...
The below is the first of a series on the Deep State Cabal’s Underground DUMB Tunnels used for US illegal bioweapon labs and Child Sex Trafficking, Organ and Adrenochrome Harvesting.
· On 20 Feb. 2017 Julian Assange unveiled a bombshell on Fox News Hannity, alleging that Wikileaks had hard proof that former President Barack Hussein Obama, along with his sidekick Joe Biden, operated and participated in a pedophile ring based in the White House.
· On New Year’s Day 2021 and a few weeks before the Biden fake Presidential Inauguration that was partially filmed on a Hollywood movie set, Delta Forces (under direction of President Trump) had raided Joe Biden’s 200 acre property in the Ukraine. The Military found a maze of underground chambers and tunnels that ran for miles in every direction. Bits of necrotic flesh hung from ankle and wrist shackles bolted to the walls. Seized laptops were said full of evidence of Biden’s massive international money laundering, gun/ drug running, child/human trafficking scheme – that appeared connected to other high powerful elites.
· Within this last month the recently arrested Satan worshipping Jeffrey Epstein of Hollywood, P Diddy, was exposed by his daughter Ally Carter. Ally was a survivor of pedophilia and human trafficking and she dropped a bombshell: there’s an entire network of tunnels that spans across the United States, connecting cities such as beneath the White House in Washington DC and Disney World Florida. These tunnels, Carter claims, are being used to traffic humans, mainly children.
· Since at least the end of World War II, an extensive Worldwide network of DUMB Underground Tunnels used for Child Sex Trafficking have been financed, built and run by members of the illuminati, Deep State, or Cabal using US taxpayer dollars funneled through a CIA Black budget.
· This was about child sex rings and blackmail at the highest levels of government. Evidently President George H.W. Bush orchestrated a child sex ring to blackmail Congress and top officials. It was named “Operation Brownstone” and “Operation Brownstar”.
· A secret US Military Operation trained for over a year on how to rescue what became millions of horrifically abused children from that extensive network of Underground DUMB Tunnels. It ran across the US, Canada, Mexico, South America and then throughout the World. Recent operations centered beneath major cities in New York, California, Florida, Washington DC and Disney World in Florida.
· The vast Worldwide child rescue missions was headed by President Trump, the Pentagon Pedophile Task Force, US Special Forces and Marines in cooperation with Interpol, and various nations’ special military forces. They included arrests of pedophile perpetrators and destruction of the underground tunnels and bases through bombs that caused minor earthquakes.
· The rescues began on Oct. 16 2019 when US Marines, Navy Seals and Special Forces rescued over 2,100 caged babies and children beneath the China Lake Navy facility in California. The children and teens were said to have been sexually abused, tortured and killed to collect their adrenaline.
Secret Underground Tunnels Beneath Florida! Sat. 12 Oct. 2024: EXPOSED: Secret Underground Tunnels Beneath Florida! The Hidden Network Under Ybor City You Were Never Meant to Discover.
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And after hurricane Milton blew through, Ezra Cohen who has been a very accurate source posted 👇
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I'm going to try to keep up with this series, and let's see what comes up about Taiwan 🤔
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astra-ravana · 4 months ago
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Portals
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A portal is a doorway, a gateway from one place to another. It's a location where energy, matter, people, and spirits can transfer between one side and another. It's a crack in the veil, a place with a large funnel of energy coming in. Portals are openings in the Universe through which energy and information flow.
Types of Energy/Information That Comes Through A Portal:
• Hopes and desires of the collective unconscious
• Fears of the collective unconscious
• Revelations
• Divine energy
• Energy from the spirit world (or elsewhere)
• Spirits of all kinds
Portals are points with high currents, spiritual, and energetic activity. An individual, house, or location in the physical world containing this singular point of energy flow can often feel as though energy is drawing, swirling, or magnified in the space.
People who live near or in energy portals tend to feel more energetic and productive than others. They also tend to get a lot of creative work done. Portals are often great centers for the arts, for this reason. They are sometimes geographic, but they can also be created.
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How Portals Can Be Created
Usually a transformative precipitator event causes energy to suddenly flow in a funnel shape. With a precipitator event, a large amount of energy moves or has rushed through space. A portal can ve created from that swift moving energy.
It happens in place-time, and it also occurs in space-time. Have you ever experienced a dramatic change in your life, where time seems to speed up? Occasionally, a portal opens within a place or a single beings energy field during these moments of sudden change.
Portals can exist anytime you have a dense layer, adjacent to a more quickly moving spiritual layer, and a barrier between them breaks away. Because of this, portals can exist in both physical locations and physical bodies.
Things That Can Open A Portal:
• Large geologic events
• Large atmospheric events
• Mass transition events
��� Emotional events
They Can Exist In Natural Places Such As:
• Canyons
• Mountains
• Mesas
• Caves
• Lakes
• Other geologic locations/formations no matter how ancient
These are often called vortices or vortexes, places where energy from across the veil can come in and leave the physical world naturally, and exist in places with high geologic activity.
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How A Property Becomes A Portal
If a cataclysmic event happened on a property, usually quite a deal of energy was expended during that event. As that energy is released, it may be translated to the geology, plants, and animals in the area, who all encode information as they receive feedback about their environment. Over time, these creatures' interpretation of the event can magnify, along with yours, and create a self-generating energy center. As long as the area goes undisturbed, this energy center has time to strengthen and grow. The more stories told about the area, the more a certain idea is reinforced in that spot, the more the energy grows. This is why lore locations can often be easily identified by energy sensors, dowsers, and land readers.
Once a portal has been opened, you can block it off, close your eyes, and walk away from it. But it typically doesn't go away and resisting it can sometimes make it more of a bother than anything else. Portals are more naturally worked with and tapped into than gotten rid of. If you had a geothermal pool near your house that generated lots of heat and was safe to use, would it be better to bask in it, or pretend it didn't exist? Some highly charged areas can be incredibly healing.
People Can Also Become Portals
Have you ever found yourself next to a high energy source? How did it feel at first? Did it leavr you feeling different than before? People who are portals are also known as energy generators in this lifetime. If you have had a sudden, soul-level, transformative event, your spirit is broken free from prior perceptions and limitations. When this happens a portal can be created within you, connecting you directly to spirit.
Self-Portal Creating Events Include:
• The birth of a child
• The death of a loved one
• A near-death experience
• A major breakup or divorce
• A major change in physical health
• A spiritual awakening event
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Whenever the above events happen, a large amount of transformational energy flows through us. When that happens, your energy body is then open for other energies to flow through, making it easier for you to be a conduit for any energy around.
When you step into and acknowledge your body's portal, this is sometimes called 'stepping into your power', 'stepping into the light', or simply, spiritual ascension. It can seem like a rush of awareness and energy at first, or like a fast-moving stream of energy. Portals represent a lot of energy flowing into one spot at a time.
When properly understood, the energy of any portal can be tapped into and utilized for raising one's level of consciousness, communing with spirit, and accessing esoteric wisdom. Take the time to discover the portals near you and tap into their power to improve your workings.
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fearfulfertility · 5 months ago
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SURROGATE PROCESSING WORKFLOW
DRC, Facility Operations Command, Compound Oversight Unit
Date: [REDACTED]
Subject: Surrogate Management Protocols
Location: Paternity Compound 131, [REDACTED], Oregon
Objective
This document provides a detailed overview of the surrogate processing workflow employed at Paternity Compound 131. It highlights the efficiency-focused methodologies implemented throughout the process, from intake to post-delivery. Personal letters from Surrogate ID S131-279-P are included, documenting his journey from arrival to delivery to help illustrate the overall operations.
I. Arrival & Intake
Transport
"Dear Dad,
I’m not sure where to start. They brought me here in this big, quiet van, and as soon as we got off, they started running all these tests. They gave me a number and tattooed it on my stomach like livestock. They keep saying I’m doing something important for the greater good, but I'm just confused." - S131-279
Candidates are transported to the facility in climate-controlled vehicles, ensuring they arrive in stable physical condition. They are processed in batches of [REDACTED] at a time for efficiency.
Initial Assessment
Upon arrival, surrogates undergo physical and psychological evaluations to assess readiness for the program. This includes fertility screening and compatibility testing for high-multiparity potential.
Registration
Each surrogate is tattooed with a unique ID number for tracking and monitoring throughout their conscription period, imprinted just above their navel.
Compound ID: The facility they will be housed in for gestation.
Arrival ID: The order number in which they arrived at the facility. 
Fetal Count: A letter to indicate the number of viable fetuses they carry:
A (1) - B (2) - C (3) - D (4) - E (5) - F (6) - G (7) - H (8) - I (9) - J (10) - K (11) - L (12) - M (13) - N (14) - O (15) - P (16) - Q (17) - R (18) - S (19) - T (20) - U (21) - V (22) - W (23) - X (24) - Y (25) - Z (26)  Example: Paternity Compound 127 + 437th Surrogate to Arrive + Carrying Quattuordecuplets (14) = S127-437-N
II. Rest & Preparation
Induction & Crowd Control
"Hey Dad,
Things are getting weirder by the day. Yesterday, they gave me a shot that burned like hell and made me feel woozy. It must have knocked me out cause I woke up, and it was tomorrow morning. I don’t know what happened, but I was so sore. I just want to go home." - S131-279, Arrival Weight 170 lbs
Entry areas are designed to funnel a group of surrogates into a single file line. Short but sweeping corridors are employed so that each candidate is prevented from seeing what lies ahead and concentrates on the individual in front of it.
Hygiene Protocols
Surrogates are directed to communal hygiene zones where they undergo full-body cleansing, enemas, and sterilization procedures.
Hormonal Optimization
Subjects are administered hormonal injections and supplements to ensure optimal uterine receptivity and increase the likelihood of successful embryo implantation.
Tranquilization (Optional)
Depending on the subject’s stress levels, mild to full sedation may be administered to maintain compliance and calm.
Note: [REDACTED]% of surrogates require some form of sedative before insemination.
III. Insemination Process
Surrogates can be assigned one of three insemination methods, depending on operational efficiency, donor availability, and strategic objectives:
"Dad,
I don’t even know who I am anymore. My body feels like it’s not mine. It’s only been a week since I arrived, and my stomach is growing so fast it scares me. I can’t stop eating, and it’s like my hunger gets worse the more I eat, but I can't stop. They keep telling me this is normal, that 16 is a "good number"?! They said it was a badge of honor. Sixteen! I feel like I’m being turned into something I don’t understand, and I can’t stop it." - S131-279-P, Day 6, Weight 192 lbs (+22 lbs)
In Vitro Fertilization (IVF):
Procedure: Embryos fertilized in a laboratory are implanted directly into the surrogate's uterus. 
Benefits: High precision, maximum control over embryo count, and genetic compatibility.
Usage: Preferred for surrogates assigned to carry high-volume fetuses or when multiple donors are involved.
Traditional Method (Sexual Intercourse):
Procedure: Selected donors engage in physical intercourse with surrogates under closely monitored conditions.
Benefits: Natural conception methods reduce laboratory overhead and offer efficient insemination for surrogates with high natural fertility markers.
Usage: Typically used donor compatibility is exceptionally high.
Fluids Infusion (Turkey Baster Method):
Procedure: Donor samples are introduced directly into the surrogate's reproductive tract using a sterile infusion device.
Benefits: Combines simplicity with minimal intervention—a cost and time-effective alternative to IVF and traditional methods.
Usage: Often employed in high-volume batches where rapid insemination is required or transportation to the nearest compound is infeasible.
Post-Procedure Monitoring: Surrogates remain in observation units for [REDACTED] hours to confirm successful implantation and address any immediate complications.
IV. Monitoring & Maintenance
Ward Assignment
"Dad,
I don’t think I can do this anymore. My belly is enormous—I can barely move, and I’m out of breath all the time. They keep saying I’m ‘thriving,’ but how can they call this thriving? I heard one of the staff joking about how I’m ‘one of the biggest ones yet.’ They think it’s funny. I don’t. I can feel them—16 of them—moving inside me, taking over everything I used to be. I’m not me anymore." - S131-279-P, Day 13, Weight 254 lbs (+84 lbs)
Surrogates are transferred to gestational wards, where they will reside for their pregnancies. These wards have medical monitoring stations, communal feeding areas, and resting zones.
Nutrition Protocols
Diets are adjusted to high-calorie "one-size-fits-all" solutions, such as nutrient-dense puddings designed to promote fetal growth while maintaining surrogate docility. Hormonal treatments are incorporated into meals to reduce the need for frequent medical interventions.
Weekly Checkups
Surrogates undergo routine ultrasound exams, weight measurements, and health assessments to ensure all embryos develop within target parameters.
Behavioral Observations
Any signs of distress or resistance are addressed promptly through psychological support or, if necessary, isolation protocols.
V. Delivery Process
"This will probably be my last letter. I don’t think I’ll make it much longer. My body’s breaking under the weight—literally. I'm too big, no one was ever meant to be this big. They’re moving me to the birthing wing tomorrow, and I know what that means. I’m terrified, but I don’t have a choice. I just want you to know I didn’t have a choice." - S131-279-P, Day 28, Weight 490 lbs (+320 lbs)
Pre-Labor Preparation
As surrogates approach full term (29-35 days), they are moved to birthing wings equipped with specialized delivery equipment and staff trained for high-multiparity births. Diets are radically adjusted to promote greater weight gain.
Labor Management & Delivery
Surrogates are monitored continuously, and medical staff is on hand to manage complications. Multiple babies are delivered in succession. This process may last several hours or more, depending on the number of fetuses.
Post-Delivery Processing:
Fetuses are immediately evaluated for health and viability.
Surrogates are provided palliative care as necessary.
VI. Post-Delivery Workflow
"Surrogate S131-279-P demonstrated remarkable endurance and successfully delivered 16 fetuses, average weight 14 lbs, in 30-45 minute intervals, after a 34-hour labor. The surrogate's abdomen showed extreme distension, with clear evidence of significant internal [REDACTED]. Full natural delivery was achieved, but the surrogate succumbed to irreversible [REDACTED] failure minutes after the final baby was delivered." - Dr. [REDACTED], Chief OBGYN, Paternity Compound 131
Vital Cessation Verification
Medical staff confirm the cessation of all vital signs immediately following delivery to ensure compliance with humane protocols. Time and cause of expiration are noted for record-keeping and research purposes.
Surrogate Decommissioning & Disposal
[REDACTED]
Note: As standard protocol, all personal items of Surrogate S131-279-P were recycled following his decommissioning, including the destruction of [REDACTED] paper letters addressed to a Mr. [REDACTED] Collazo.
Surrogate Output Metrics
Each surrogate’s performance is evaluated against pre-delivery projections. The Prenatal Division records key performance indicators for review, including total fetal weight, fetal viability, and gestational efficiency. Personal details related to the surrogate are then purged to save computer storage space and maintain confidentiality.
Key Metrics and Efficiency Goals
Average Per Surrogate: 8–14 Embryos
Delivery Survival Rate (Fetuses): [REDACTED]%
Surrogate Survival Rate: 0%
Cost per Surrogate: $[REDACTED]
This structured process ensures that surrogate output meets national population growth goals while maintaining operational efficiency and cost-effectiveness.
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evolutionsvoid · 9 months ago
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Name: Sadicletius
Title: The Encrusted Titan
Species: Elder Dragon
"Not much is known about this monster, as its emergence has only occurred recently and its movements have called for immediate action over study. Through simple observation from airships and balloons, and a look at the history of the region where it emerged, guild ecologists have hazarded a guess on the story of this titanic beast. Evidence gathered from digs and fossils suggests that this region was once an ancient ocean, and that this monster was once a denizen of it. However, at some point it went into hibernation, either voluntary or forced, and it slept for centuries. During this time, the ancient sea vanished, turning into the salt flats known today. This in turn buried the creature under layers upon layers of salt, encrusting its entire body. Recent guild activities in the area appear to have roused the beast from this timeless slumber, and it now has found itself in a world it doesn't understand and in a state that causes it much misery.
No doubt this species was either amphibious or aquatic, but the waters of its home are long gone, and now it is inflicted with a smothering coat of salt. In its distress, it is seeking safety and familiarity, which is why it is charted heading towards the nearest water body. No doubt it is looking to return to water and shed this crushing shell of salt, but unfortunately the guild cannot allow this to happen. The lake it is crawling towards is fresh water, and also the site of a major base of operation. Not only would its path trample over the city, but its refreshing dive into the lake would destroy the ecosystem with the massive release of salt into its waters. It is up to the hunters to intercept the beast and take it out before this can happen.
The site of the operation has been set at a nearby canyon, where the beast will be funneled towards on its march to the water. Here a wall has been constructed to block its path, while levels of fortifications and siege weaponry line the canyon walls to give hunters a base to fight from. The plan is to pin Sadicletius in this canyon and use the weapons to bring it down. Due to its thick layers of salt and immense size, it will call for heavy firepower and concentrated efforts to do damage. This site is the one chance to break through this armor and slay the titan, if it smashes through the wall, then there will be nothing to stop it from its goal. Everyone, including the entire ecosystem, is counting on you!"
The assault on Sadicletius is a siege event, where the massive salt encrusted beast is crawling through a narrow canyon on its way towards the lake. Barriers have been erected to slow its progress, until it reaches the final wall that separates it from the lake and city. The objective is to slay the monster before it can break through this final wall. To do this, fortifications have been built on both sides of the canyon's walls, with high up bridges connecting them to one another. Each wall has four levels to it, each with their own supplies, siege weaponry and arrangement. Hunters are expected to go up and down these levels to access the tools they need to chip away at Sadicletius' armor and do major damage. As the barriers fall and the beast continues its march towards the final wall, hunters can use rails to follow it to the next section where they can continue their assault. Though the beast is slow and mostly unconcerned with the pests around it, bringing it down is by no means a simple task.
Sadicletius is coated by a thick shell of salt, which will absorb all damage as long as it is intact. If this cannot be shattered, then there is no hope in slaying the beast. Thus, it is important for hunters to use the siege weaponry to break these layers, targeting indicated weak points to slowly crack through the salt. However, cannons alone cannot do the job. Due to the strength and arrangement of this salt armor, various tools are going to be needed to successfully crack through each layer. At times, precise ballista shots will be needed to shatter specific nodes, while cannon fire will remove salt sheets covering certain spots. In some instances, the hunters will need to drop down atop the titan to strike areas hidden where siege weaponry cannot reach. Only through combined effort will each layer be broken off.
But this will not go down without complications, as the salt titan's mere presence will cause problems. Its many vents and spires release plumes and chunks of salt that will strike hunters and siege weapons. Each hit will slowly build up layers of salt, until the hunters are briefly immobilized or the weapons will become inoperable. When siege weapons are encrusted, pickaxes must be deployed to break the salt off so they can be used again. Be warned, the more salt that builds up on these weapons, the longer it will take to free them! So keeping an eye on your tools and clearing them when it starts to build up is key!
When a couple layers of salt armor are successfully removed, Sadicletius will begin to feel the effects of the attack and it will grow agitated. This is when it will start lashing out at the fortifications around it, smashing into the walls, breaking connective bridges and spewing geysers of salt. Hunters will face more threats and have to move their efforts to avoid these attacks. But the biggest threat comes in an insidious form. When Sadicletius is enraged, a crackle of energy can be seen deep within its shell, and suddenly its spires and vents will also start seeping out a choking gas. The yellow green mist is heavier than air and pools on the ground, but the vast quantities pumped out by this titan means it won't remain down there for long. If Sadicletius is not interrupted or staggered, this gas will continue to build and its levels will rise. Slowly, the noxious gas will begin to swallow layers of the canyon fortifications from the bottom up, rendering each one unusable, as any hunters caught in it for too long will faint. It is now crucial to destroy the salt spires and crack its armor to disrupt the gas production, giving time for the gas to leak away and for the cloud level to drop. If hunters do not work together and fast, than the whole canyon may be flooded and all will be lost. Workers on site, seeing this new threat, are able to cobble together a crude venting system to help shunt off gas. So in an emergency, a lever can be thrown that will remove a big portion of the gas cloud, perhaps enough to save a level currently being swamped. However, the design is crude and cobbled together, meaning it can only be used a limited amount of times and with diminishing returns. Be sure to save it when you need it!
As the salt is broken off, the cloud and armor will be weakened. However, this means less weight on its shoulders and thus it will begin to move faster in its efforts and attacks. The assault must be kept up to finally crack the last layer and reveal the true beast within. As the last pieces fall, Sadicletius will feel this relief and use its strength to shatter what salt remains. Now emerges its true form, crackling with potent electricity. Gone are the sluggish labored movements, as it is now free and fast. Hunters now take to the ground level to tackle the beast head on, as its new form will quickly destroy siege weapons used against it. Its powerful element and whip-like tail will prove to be deadly weapons, but if the hunters remain strong they will prevail!
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"Sadicletius"
Hey, elder dragons count for the dragon month!
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elicitdigital · 2 months ago
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Best Go High Level Integrations for 2025
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what warband mods would you rec? I only ever played vanilla warband years ago and that was probably on fairly low AI settings, but I'm definitely intrigued by getting the full feudal clusterfuck experience as well as indulging in some nostalgia.
there's a few qualifications to these, because I usually like them for different reasons and I have something wrong with me, but...
< ! PREEMPTIVE WARNING ! > you should be running modules in Warband Script Extender even if they don't say they need it! people have historically been really bad about clarifying when it's expected
Bannerpage - vanilla for people who want More of it, and then more after that. it reminds me of a spiritual successor to Floris Modpack. an enormous expansion that's also a bit of a tongue in cheek what-if for "Bannerlord, except as continued development of Warband" with increasing complexity. this one will probably spoil you a bit on other modules just because of how many little enhancements it pulls on the native systems lol
Prophesy of Pendor - the premier feudal fantasy rpg experience. this one is brutally difficult and throws some battles at you with genuinely bewildering enemy force sizes. I'd feel fairly confident in calling this the most difficult of the major total conversion modules that maintain core M&B gameplay
Touhou Gensokyo Warfare~the Castiron Flame - this is straight up glorious kusoge and I love it dearly. it often breaks so severely due to its own design decisions that it creates a unique high-skill gameplay expectation that exists in literally no other mods, but also it can't really be called "core" M&B gameplay anymore. this module actually consists of three chinese mods (Touhou Tinder, Touhou Origin, and Touhou Beat), one of which is derived from a fork that was extended by /jp/, another which was just translated by /jp/ (a shoddy translation but not distinctly a 4chan translation, if that's a concern), all of which were merged into one mod and managed by a passionate and cool chinese mod team. none of this comes to a consistent artistic vision. every single character looks like kigurumi cosplay and they all look like they're from different manufacturers. this is my favourite module. I could play it for years.
Perisno - a strange bird of a module that I don't see mentioned much anymore. a shame, honestly, because it's quite fun if you like higher fantasy settings. a bit overconfident with its own setting lore at times, but that really just makes it more authentic as a high fantasy setting, doesn't it? anyway they funnelled the mod development efforts away to a standalone game in the setting because of that, and I wish them well, but you know how it goes with that sort of thing
Gekokujo Daimyo Edition - a modification of an older warband module that was originally a touhou hijack that was originally a mod for the non-Warband game made by japanese players annoyed that nobody in the western playerbase was making mods with a japanese setting. it's buggy, it's incomplete, it will explode at you randomly, but it's still pretty neat. there's really no other mod out there that gives you such a thorough "I HATE THE TANEGASHIMA I HATE THE TANEGASHIMA" experience. Sengoku Era, a successor mod, will probably replace it on recommendation lists when it eventually releases.
Warsword Conquest - this is the Warhammer Fantasy mod. it has all the problems you'd expect from that. that being said, the sheer level of detail in this mod makes it more than worth dropping in to check it out. some of the environments are gorgeous enough to make Warband feel like an entirely different game, and with a surprising variety of firearms, the average campaign ends up being a pretty wild ride
Brytenwalda - I'm not recommending Brytenwalda as an experience, because it's actually not that good a very interesting moment in M&B modding history. Brytenwalda is the birthplace of a lot of mod tropes that became standard in mods going forward, namely most culture-related systems and the modern standard for module graphics. it also introduced tripping and represents the moment people started making really annoying attempts at jury-rigging balance into the game before Warband Script Extender came around and actually allowed them to modify the lower systems of the game. still kinda neat if you like historical settings, and definitely foundational enough to warrant a look
Last Days of the Third Age - infamously hard-headed in a way that only a mod for a feudal warfare simulator rpg made by Tolkien nerds who insist on book>movie aesthetics could pull off, this isn't really core M&B gameplay and is very rigid, but it's another case of something being so detailed and passionate that it's a fun experience anyway.
Solid and Shade - this is actually the best hardcore survival horror experience made for Warband, which is a bit like saying that Harvester is the best FMV game ever made about waking up in a town named Harvest. the Harvester comparison is more than surface level. the writing often feels like Harvester. this is one of the only modules (hell, one of the only games even!) I've ever seen that successfully pulls off the concept of corrupting players with the promise of immortality. it's a horror mystery where every single character creation option affects your longterm gameplay... but to provide a fair warning, reading the developer's commentary on this mod will sour you on it. the developer is an edgelord who just kinda kitchen-sinked horror elements in a way that reminds me a lot of Revolution of Terror (the old Well of Souls mod). the compelling esoterica and atmosphere seem to have been achieved largely on accident
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theseerasures · 16 days ago
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A Theory on the Periodization of Wicked: Part Three
OCT 2013 (10th Anniversary) - MAR 2020 (Broadway Shutdown): WICKED TM
this is where date cutoffs start getting hazy. depending on the metric, you could argue this era starts later in February 2014 (the ascension of Jenni Barber, the first Glinda on Broadway to have never performed the role), December 2014 (Jenni's departure), or March 2015 (the closing of 1NT leaving only two Wickeds running in the US for the first time in a decade). i ended up going with the 10th Anniversary because a) it's a milestone acknowledged by the show itself, and b) after the anniversary there was a palpable shift in Wicked's Standard Operating Procedure. with the sunsetting of 1NT in favor of 2NT, which has more flexible (and coincidentally cheaper) staging and could fit in a greater number of regional theaters, the show was increasingly emphasizing its mass market appeal. of course Wicked was always meant to be For Everyone, but the success of Fly Girl (which wasn't Wicked's first ever vlog, but Andy Karl's Oz Blog in 2010 had at most 24K views to Fly Girl's 1.6M) led to a proliferation of similar backstage promotional content designed to show off both Wicked's theatre magic and the fun relatability of its main cast.
this was also a period of on- and offstage streamlining for Wicked, likely to guarantee a more consistent product for the expected broader audience. or, to put it more bluntly: Wicked tended to play it pretty safe during this time. this was most evident in the Broadway casting, where with the exception of Jenni Barber at the beginning and Hannah Corneau at the end every Gelphie consisted of someone who had done it before. in fact, every Broadway Glinda besides Jenni during this period was either a returning Broadway alum, or someone who had been funneled toward Broadway as soon as their contract on tour ended. on one hand this kind of internal elevation is nothing new; the previous era was filled with alums hopping from one production to another. on the other the winnowing of productions down to just Broadway and 2NT brought the practice into sharper focus, particularly with the talent now pretty much going in one direction. there were exceptions among the supporting cast, like Sheryl Lee Ralph and Alexandra Billings, but the runaway success of these unprecedented performances only served to highlight how insular and stagnant casting was getting otherwise.
then there were the performances themselves, which--you know what, let's actually start with the Glindas this time, because as usual the shifts in Glindas are more easily palpable. this period is when Katie Rose Clarke's influence as Glinda becomes...pretty much impossible to deny. there are of course the gestures she either pioneered or codified, which all her successors now either exactly perform or try to approximate. i don't think ALL of these are mandates from on high, mostly because that sounds like a psychotic degree of micromanagement. but even if none of the Katie Things are actually required, and all these Glindas do them just because They Think She's Neat, it still underscores how much of a centralizing presence Katie's interpretation of Glinda has become. she is still the Glinda Who Would Not Leave, even after she finally literally left.
and there was at least some level of acknowledgement of this from the higher ups, because it seems like they were increasingly choosing Glindas--across both Broadway and National Tour(s)--based on their capacity as dramatic actors, rather than comediennes or sopranos. casting belters as Glindas obviously stretches as far back as Hilty, and none of the Glindas during this time were bad singers, or incapable of consistently hitting those B5s and C6s. however, i do find it somewhat telling this is the first period during which (afaik at least) no Glindas were doing opt ups, either because they were told not to by the constantly shifting morass of rules dictating what was and wasn't legal, or just because that wasn't where their ambitions as Glinda lay. even when they weren't singing Glindas were delivering their lines closer to their natural speaking register, presumably because they preferred the emotional nuance that provided over sounding cartoonishly entertaining. they still WERE entertaining, but the ways in which they coaxed laughs and reactions out of the audience relied more on offbeat relatability and unique rapport with their specific Elphies.
you'd think drawing from the same Sad Weird Gay well for their Glindas would make these actresses blandly indistinguishable, but that wasn't the case. each Glinda during this time was passionate enough about their role to have a unique approach to their character, emphasizing what they felt was most important from the baseline. bi by and large they also had the acting chops to follow through, which is...not something i can say about most of their Elphie counterparts on Broadway. Elphabas weren't promoted out of the tour as linearly as the Glindas, and i suspect the reason is they prioritized an Elphie's ability to bring the house down vocally above all else when casting for Broadway. none of them were downright bad as actors, but their interpretations of Elphaba were mostly just...generically passionate, in line with the highkey emotion of their solo numbers.
which stands in stark contrast with a lot of the Elphies on tour, who had comparatively weaker voices but were asking much more interesting questions through their acting. Laurel Harris, for example, asked "what if Elphaba was just. calamitously bisexual?" Alyssa Fox, on the other hand, asked "what if Elphaba was just. calamitously bisexual, but she didn't use a blunderbuss to apply eyeliner?" and of course there was Mary Kate Morrissey, who asked "what if Elphaba was just. calamitously b--well not bisexual at all, but that doesn't mean she wants Fiyero to feel left out, okay?" all three of these Elphies would make it onto Broadway to some extent, but Alyssa and MK had to wait until after this period was over, and Laurel never became principal. Jess Vosk was the strongest exception, because literally nobody on earth would accuse her of having a weak voice; she was Elphaba who very much had a distinctive personality on tour, which only got more distinctive (read: feral) after they let her on Broadway soon after she completed her initial contract. she could hashtag do both. obviously all Elphabas SHOULD, but when given the choice between a stronger actor needing to develop her voice or a vocal powerhouse with limited acting range, the decisionmakers were opting for the latter.
which i guess makes sense: Elphaba is the face of Wicked, and Wicked was, increasinlgly, no longer just a wildly successful musical but a stable cultural institution.
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dvchvnde · 9 months ago
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On a precarious overhang above a steep fjord, he comes across a stranded doe. 
The sight is almost pitiful. Leaning against the edge of a sheer cliff, peering down into the ravine below. 
It doesn't surprise him. 
He's been tracking this particular doe for the last eight clicks up the winding river. Following it at leisurely pace with his rifle strung around his shoulder. Waiting. It's young, he knows. Doesn't know the terrain. The area. This little fawn is from the rim—a far way from home, now. 
It's not a position anyone would want to be in out here. All turned around, lost. 
If there's anything Johnny learned after being here for a year is that it's almost laughably easy to get lost. This valley, the winding river, the towering limestone monoliths, have a strange way of bending the perception of reality. At first, it all looks the same, bar several key features. But the deeper into the park, it all starts to flatten into an eerie mimesis. 
This must be what happened to this poor little doe. Swallowed up by the sprawling wilderness. Snatched off the overgrown trail, sense of direction all asunder. Lost in a dizzying plateau. 
Without much else to rely on, this little doe turns to her instincts. Climb high. Look for something familiar—a looming waypoint to follow back to the trail like the northern star. 
He watches it all unfold through the scope of his rifle, keeping trot with this pretty deer lost in the wilderness. What to do with her is still a mystery. Dinner, perhaps. She's as good as dead out here on her own, anyway. 
Johnny levels the rifle, eye glued to the soft expanse of her meaty neck. Through the heart, he knows. A quick death. Painless. It's a shot he's taken so many times in the past that he knows he could close his eyes and meet his target blind. 
But—
The doe stops dead in her tracks. Head lifting from the soft grass she grazes on. Ears twitching. Flickering. She doesn't blink. Her tongue comes out, swipes over her nostril. Alert. Nervous. 
The noise reaches his ears a second later. Soft footfalls, a huff. It's not animal. 
Strange. Johnny was sure he'd be the only person out here for miles, possibly even centuries. This untamed wilderness on the outside of Nahanni wasn't a place most humans found themselves. So far removed from civilisation. Land untouched for aeons. The sprawling wilds was untenable. Desolate. 
The air in his lungs stagnate. He lifts the rifle higher, higher, and—
Oh. 
It's a surprise. On the ledge of the escarpment above him, a face appears. Hidden by the thicket boxing them in, he almost misses them entirely. 
The little doe holds her position on the shelf below. It's only a shallow drop to the rolling incline angled out to the mouth of the river, and he realises, suddenly, that this wayward wanderer is lost. Struggling. 
You peer down, eyes widening slightly at the sight of the deer below you, almost within arm's reach. He can see indecision roll across your face as you glance back toward the dense forest behind you bracketed by an intimidated stretch of slate monoliths that winds deep into the horizon, and then to the river beneath to. To risk it by going backwards through untamed terrain. Sheer drops. Daunting fjords. Or to take a chance on the river's edge. 
The choice is obvious. This river will lead you back to civilisation, to the small towns peppered along the forest. But some places are white water. Dangerous. The current is deadly, and there's no shore to cling to having been eroded away a millennia ago by the same water that carves a terrifying path through the fjords. 
To go forward will eventually bring you to an impasse. To treacherous waters. 
But—
What other choice do you have? 
He sees the moment you decide. When your face crumples like paper, lip quivering as you contend with the sudden realisation that you're stuck. Doomed. The only person to rely on is yourself. To depend on—
Well. 
Almost. 
There's an emptiness inside of him, a funnel that syphons everything into it, spitting it out of the gaping hole in his head. An ache. Everpresent. Constant. Hollow. 
But as he stares up at you, worry cinched tight between your brow, a magnificent bloom of absolute devastation drawing over your pretty face, he finds this barren vacancy suddenly stemmed. Filled. Stuffed with purpose. With reason. 
He can't let you go into the wilds alone. 
The little doe sniffs when you move, loose rock sliding against granite. Scraping. It echoes through the canyon, sound amplified by the jagged rockface of the monoliths closing in. She's about to make a run for it. 
Johnny can't let her do that. Can't let her die out here like that. Not when she led him right to something so incredible—
He breathes out, practiced, and takes the shot—
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justastraymoa · 9 months ago
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ADVENTURES WITH CHEESE EXTENDED EDITION PT 3
In a nearly unheard of turn of events, I had the apartment all to myself today. Well, me and Cheese that is. The Chan Clan were all out doing their thing, leaving me to do mine. Which is hang around the apartment in my pajamas.
I was craving something sweet, though. Funnel cakes, to be precise. I hadn’t had one in years, and the thought of one now was making my mouth water. The process of making them wasn’t difficult per se, but annoying and time-consuming.
Thinking about it, we may even have all the ingredients needed already here. Whatever, it was just me today, I was going to make funnel cakes and enjoy them with no guilt. I may even make myself two and eat the second one later when the boys got home. Who was gunna judge me, the boys. Please, as long as I made a funnel cake for them, they wouldn’t say a word.
As I set up the ingredients, I put on a playlist of my favorite songs and got to work. I didn’t make desserts often. I found things like this, too precise. I liked cooking better where you can be more or less generous with ingredients with the same basic result. It was much easier to deal with, especially when I tended to forgo measuring cups and spoons and preferred to measure with my tastebuds and heart.
Cheese was on the counter next to where I put some dry ingredients. He sniffed curiously at the bowls and bags, but wasn’t trying to touch or eat them so I let it go. You sometimes have to choose your battles with cats, and this one just wasn’t worth it.
“Don’t touch the stove, bud, its hot.” I warned him when he got to close to the red hot coils of the burner I was using. I watched out of the corner of my eye as he gave the burner a curious sniff before moving away again.
I smiled to myself and turned to mix the wet ingredients together.
I was in my head, zoned out, listening to music and mindlessly making the funnel cakes when a sneeze and a clatter got my attention.
I snored inelegantly at the sight before me. Cheese was covered in the powdered sugar I had put into a bowl on the dry ingredients counter. “Did you get too curious there babe?” I asked as I wiped my hands and immediately took out my phone to take pictures and message the boys.
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Now to clean Cheese up. He held still well enough, only chirping in annoyance as I rubbed a dry towel, then a wet towel over his face. I got most of it off, but the powdered sugar seemed to get stuck deep down into his fur. I would leave it, but I wasn’t sure if powdered sugar was safe for cats to eat, and I wasn’t willing to risk his health because I was lazy and didn’t want to bathe a cat.
So into the bathroom I went after making sure everything in the kitchen was turned off or down to safe levels since I wasn’t going to be around to watch it. Better safe than sorry. The last thing I wanted to do while I crashed here was burn the place down. Talk about being a bad house guest.
I had teased Bin, but in reality Cheese was a laid back bather. He was grumpy, but he didn’t bite or scratch at you when you had to give him a bath. But I also knew he would give me the cold shoulder for the next few hours while he bathed obsessively to get his fur back to just right.
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“Where is my poor baby boy!” Lino asked as soon as the front door opened later on.
I scoffed from my spot on the couch. “Hello to you to.”
Lino held up a hand in my direction and looked around the room. “Hush evil woman! Where is the king of the house?”
“Where are the funnel cakes?” Bin put in a second later. I pouted at both of them refusing to answer.
The door shut as the last two came in and took off their shoes. “Who is being mean to you y/n?” Channie asked as he spotted my pouting form on the couch. He tugged lightly on my jutting lower lip and kissed the top of my head.
“They only care about food and Cheese!” I whined high pitched and annoying.
Hyune threw himself over my lap and poked my cheek. “How dare they!”
“You weren’t the one emotionally traumatized by powdered sugar and water today!” Lino shouted form another room, still looking for Cheese. I wasn’t going to tell him he was hiding under the bed in Chans room. Let him keep looking.
Bin came up behind me on the couch and wrapped his arms around my head in a hug. “Im sorry. Hello, y/n how was your day? Did Cheese scratch you too bad when you gave him a bath? I can help you apply antibiotic ointment.” He offered.
I shoved him off and away, fixing my static riddled hair. “Better. Funnel cakes are in the oven keeping warm. Sprinkle the powdered sugar on it and its ready to go.” I didn’t bother answering any of his questions, knowing he mostly didn’t care about them. Not really. They were only a means to an end. His funnel cake.
Hyune sat up and gently took one of my arms, inspecting it. “Don’t worry. Cheese doesn’t like baths, but he doesn’t scratch.”
Dinner wasn’t the healthiest that night, all of us full of funnel cake and hyped up on powdered sugar, but we had fun. Cheese even deemed me forgiven enough to let me pet him again. After I gave him a couple of apology treats.
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I sighed and threw my phone down on my bed. Cheese blinked his eyes at me in curiosity before rolling over and stretching out the length of his body. “What do you think Cheese? You wanna live here?” I smoothed down the soft fur on his belly and snatched my hand away before he could bite at it for daring to touch his belly.
A couple minutes later there was a knock on my door. “Come in.” I called reaching to get my phone again.
Hyune stepped inside and shut the door again behind him. “Whats up?” I patted my bed inviting him to sit.
Hyune sat, chewing on the inside of his cheek slightly. “I wanted to talk to you about moving in.”
I sighed. “You know I cant. You have already given up your room for long enough, and I do not want to overstay my welcome. You guys have been amazing already and I do not want to push in.”
“That’s just it though. We really don’t want you to leave. I cant speak for the others, but it makes me want to cry when I think about you leaving. And me and Bin are just fine sharing a room. We literally only use it to sleep so its not even a sacrifice!”
“Of course it’s a sacrifice, you just don’t realize it yet! You and Bin don’t have a place to call your own. You don’t have a safe zone where you can go to just be alone!” These were very important things for someone’s mental health. Especially when they lived with other people. Humans sometimes just needed a place to exist in alone. Be with their own thoughts.
He waved me off. “If either of us ever need that we can just tell the other and have the room to ourself for however long we need. There are two other rooms in this apartment that would welcome either of us for the night if we asked. And im sure not even you would turn us down for the night if we needed it.”
That was true. I had no qualms about letting any one of them stay with me for a night. We had slept all in a pile in the living room once or twice since we started doing Friday night cat movie night. This wasn’t much different, even if it was more one on one.
“Bottom line, please stay.” Hyune said after giving me a minute to think about what he said.
I rolled my eyes lightly. “I’ll think about it.”
He smiled widely and hopped off the bed. Far too happy for someone who just got a maybe. (even if I knew I was going to give in. I wanted to stay as much as they wanted me to stay)
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When I was finally allowed back in my apartment the boys took an entire day off from their work to help me go to my old apartment, pack, and move everything. Between all of us it was finished in half a day. I truly didn’t have much anyways as I had only moved in a couple months before the fumigation started.
And Cheese was very happy to have all his stuff back. Particularly his 6 ft tall cat tree. That went into my new room right by the window so he could bask in all his glory in the sun as it shown through.
Everything that was even remotely suspected of having a bed bug on it was thrown directly into the trash. We were not risking that. I could buy anything I needed to replace with time.
A/N: So again, sorry, the texts don't quite match up with the extended version timeline. 😅 bear with me, please 🙏
And thank you for reading and interacting in anyway or just reading alone. I hope you enjoy the antics of the Chan Clan
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the-most-humble-blog · 3 months ago
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💰 U.S. TAXPAYERS: SPONSORING MIAMI CLUB ROUNDS & UKRAINIAN WAR GRAVES One’s a Hero, the Other’s a HOE-ro! 🤡
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🪖 Expendable War Meat vs. 👠 Escapist Bottle Rat
Wanna hear the biggest scam since student loan forgiveness? We’re out here funneling billions into Ukraine’s war machine while their men are physically locked in a meat grinder with no escape, and their women? Oh, their women are out here in Miami, getting plastered, shaking ass in VIP sections, and collecting American simp bucks like a side quest in Grand Theft Welfare.
Meanwhile, back in their "homeland," any Ukrainian man caught trying to escape is immediately snatched up and shipped straight to the front lines like a disposable Walmart-brand Stormtrooper. Doesn’t matter if he’s 18 or 58—he’s getting sent straight into the meat grinder where he can either die in a trench for "freedom" or get blown into government-issued confetti by a drone strike.
But women? Nah, they get a free pass. No forced service. No accountability. Just a direct pipeline to American sugar daddies and a fast-track entry to bottle service culture.
WHERE’S THAT "EQUALITY" YOU LOVE SO MUCH?
Oh, I know exactly what some weak-minded clowns are about to say— "Men are the protectors, women are the providers." 🚨 Bullshit detected. 🚨
🔹 Israel makes both genders serve in the military. Try again. 🔹 Russia isn’t stopping Ukrainian women from going back to "fight." They just don’t want to. 🔹 Feminism mysteriously vanishes when these club rats are dodging the draft in stilettos.
These Ukrainian women aren’t "providers." They’re out here being provided for by clueless American men, drinking $30 cocktails and slurping up tax-funded handouts like government assistance was their birthright.
Meanwhile, Ukraine is selling the "bravery" of their men as cannon fodder, trapping them in a warzone they never asked for. If a man dares to run? He’s getting dragged back kicking and screaming like a medieval serf, because Ukraine isn’t a "democracy"—it’s a government-run kill box.
WOULD UKRAINE ACTUALLY BE WORSE OFF UNDER RUSSIA?
This is the question that no one wants to answer. The U.S. and Europe have been funding this dumpster fire like it’s a GoFundMe for military-industrial kickbacks, but let’s get real:
🇺🇦 Under Ukraine:
Men are forced to fight and die. No escape.
Women are free to party, get ran through, and post "support Ukraine" hashtags while sipping mojitos.
The economy is a black hole that only survives on unlimited Western handouts.
🇷🇺 Under Russia:
The same level of corruption, minus the illusion of democracy.
Ukraine wouldn’t need infinite U.S. tax dollars to function.
The same women would still be hoeing overseas, but without the victim narrative.
Be honest—what’s actually different? The West gets to pretend Ukraine is fighting some grand battle for "freedom," while the reality is that the entire country is just a high-yield money-laundering scheme with a body count.
Meanwhile, in Miami, Ukraine’s "victims" are deep-throating Grey Goose bottles and getting flown out by NBA benchwarmers. Yeah, let’s keep writing blank checks for that. Sounds legit.
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WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SINGLE F*?**
Ukraine doesn’t care about the lives of its own men. Why should I?
The entire country has become a human sacrifice ritual where men are treated as expendable chess pieces while the women get to ride out the war with luxury shopping sprees. And you’re telling me I should care? For what? So Ukraine can keep existing as an open-air money-laundering operation? So its women can keep racking up American simp dollars while their men get body-bagged?
Miss me with that nonsense.
Ukraine is not a democracy. It’s not a victim. It’s not our problem. If they don’t even care about their own men, why should we?
🔥 REBLOG if you’re tired of funding foreign wars while Americans suffer.
💬 COMMENT if you see through the Ukraine scam.
🚀 FOLLOW if you’re here for the raw, unfiltered truth.
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural commentary, and psychological exploration of social and gender dynamics. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Any references to power, strength, restraint, or critique are metaphorical, symbolic, and rooted in historical and cultural analysis. This is not a call to action — it’s a cultural mirror. If you feel offended, ask yourself if it’s from actual harm — or from seeing something you hoped no one would say out loud.
✨ TL;DR: If you're mad, it’s probably not because it’s wrong — it’s because you know it’s true.
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