hey real talk, in s14e04 of Taskmaster, did Greg seriously say "I'm not straight enough to appreciate rap", or am I somehow mishearing this?
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Greg's so cute and silly singing "I gave you a UTI" and he lets her know that he's a huge nerd when he said "I'm so good at sex that your maiden ship got wrecked" and his 'sensual' gesture when he sings "one night with me is pure ecstasy because I know what you like" and him saying that he'll pay for the class shed booked in advance but won't be able to go!!! So cute!! And bonus!!!!!!!
"What has two thumbs and gave you a UTI? This guy!"
Bonus 2!!
Look at him he looks so silly and happy dancing! And that's even before getting sober!
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It's funny how if you know the DM's style well enough you know the buttons to press to get what you want. Case in point befriending Greg and trying to see if he has latent sorcerer powers worked.
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Succession is such a good show when theres not an obnoxious rat in your ear telling you all your faves suck
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STOP IM CRYING GREG (my plant) HAS ATRACTED AT LEAST 7 FLIES AND I HATE HATE HATE FLIES!!!
IM TOO SCARED TO WATER HIM NOW...
I HATE MYSELF IM SUCH A PUSHOVER I WATERED HIM AT NIGHT TO GIVE HIM A LIL EXTRA AND NOW THERE ARE SKITTERING ASSHOLES IN HIS POT
HOW DO I TRIM HIS OVERGROWN AND DYING LEAVES?????
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16, 32, 64 for spotify wrapped game !!
16: to be alone with you - sufjan stevens
(i’d swim across lake michigan / i’d sell my shoes…to be alone with you)
32: 12am cereal - e.s.s.
(a love letter, nicely misspelled / in your locker by someone else)
64: gone (the pocahontas song) - ziggy alberts
(‘cause i don’t know if i want you to hear this song / would you sing along? would you turn it off or turn it up?)
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Greg's dad is actually hot, like really hot. I kinda wish that Greg ages like that too. I'm not justifying Rebecca sleeping with him, even though I understand her attraction, it was still wrong, especially bc she totally marries Greg and has a The Godfather themed wedding two months after the show concluded. But damn.
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