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emperornorton47 · 2 years ago

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#Donating to science #Grim humor #dark humor

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idrawtooslow · 3 months ago

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ADD Tip: You can change the goals on your to-do list!

As your needs and your situation change during the day, don't be afraid to cross out and replace items on your to-do list.

And if you accomplished something that wasn't on your to-do list, write it down and check it off!

This will help you maintain a more realistic idea of your productivity during the day, as well as identify any particular things that may be hindering your productivity or taking up too much of your time.

#grim humor #unhelpful #funny #elder care #unpaid caregiver #parents #ADD #neurodivergent #life coaching #image description in alt

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cookiemonsta1970 · 27 days ago

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Remember folks, if you want a Sky Burial, you should walk there yourself. Don't ask a friend to move your corpse.

#Grim Humor #traditional sketch #buddhist

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wickedzeevyln · 5 months ago

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Apple Seed

The fox appeared first as a flicker of movement beneath the brambles. Old twigs beneath his legs snapped and the grass snipped as he skittered from view. Its coat now hung in matted clumps, the gray of concrete sludge. Patches of fur stuck out at impossible angles, crusted with swathes of dried mud, decaying leaves, and what might have been week-old carrion. It stepped lightly into the clearing,…

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pinacoladamatata · 10 months ago

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blink and you'll miss it moments around skyhold....

#solavellan #solas #gotta put out some tender stuff to balance the chaos target team leader solas has caused.#look i just need to go feral in the tags for a moment #okay the fucking. what's he call himself? the great adversary of her people's mythology....falls in love w a woman being forced into a role #not unlike his own #i t makes me c r a z y #like at one point he's all ooooh we're elves need to make sure the humans trust us to ensure safety. gives them a castle......#then he's all ''ooh you cant change the way your legend is getting out of hand. might as well accept it''#but he disapproves if you lean into it/call yourself the herald.#he approves of you fighting against the status quo. encourages sera to sow chaos and has a VERY interesting convo w her about power #''what lop of the top?'' ''yes.'' ''well what's that do except make room for a new top to come and fuck it all up?''#at which point he fuckin STUTTERS and is like. oh fuck. you're right. my bad. and then he shuts up in quiet contemplation #he's clearly wrestling w himself. and Ohmygod the felassanstuff.#like the Guilt. the Regret.#haunting that fucking rotunda.#and yet he's so in love w lavellan if they go that route.#like clearly some stuff was missing/fumbled in game. but like #how he fuckin screams for the inquisitor at the well?????!?! OK BOI?!#im just. the dread wolf. great adversary of the dalish pantheon.#turns out to be some somber grim guy with a fatalistic sense of humor who hates tea and greatly values free will #pina art

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iamnmbr3 · 4 months ago

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Professor Von Franz: Bye Ellen. Have fun getting assaulted and devoured. It's for the best.

Doctor Van Helsing: I've only known Mina for a day but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

#Nosferatu #Dracula #humor #abraham van helsing #random musings #im so sad that so few ppl know the glory of book van helsing. in adaptations he's usually either #a super grim vampire hunter or a crazy creep. or both.#Mina Harker #dr von franz

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pressuredrightnow · 5 months ago

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wednesday and enid doing a gelphie cosplay would be cute cause ya know, its basically them

#wicked #gelphie #wenclair #look its cute #wednesday and elphaba would totally bond about their grim humor and activism #while enid and glida would be banging to kpop songs and shopping #of course both would complain/gush over their gfs #its cute

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lazarettobrat · 21 hours ago

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Meet Teresa Fowler — a character created for Undertaker's lore.

Teresa is a reaper. She committed s*****e when she was told after giving birth that her child was dead. Postmortem she learned that it was all a lie. Undertaker invited her to join his secret group of rebels and stole her daughter back to her. For that Teresa is immensely grateful to him, so she helps him recover from his injuries after the massacre at the uprising + doesn't reveal his activities in Karnstein where she works as a nurse in order to monitor the Aurora Society.

That's in short.