Omg omg omg they're doing Kon-El. On a CW show. Clark and Lex's genetic love child. I am gagged.
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Time for Queen of Shadows reread commentary that no one asked for.
-- "fire-breathing bitch-queen." And Aelin is flattered. It reminds me of Kat being told she's considered a "heinous bitch" in 10 Things I Hate About You and smiling. Oh man. Young Julia Stiles would have been a cool Aelin now that I think of it.
-- Chaol is a rude dipshit and I don't see how he keeps getting awesome women to want to fuck him. He's such an asshole.
-- I shudder to think of all that Kaltain endured. And I'm so glad that SJM just gave us a sneak peek at it and not a graphic look. Sometimes restraint is best.
-- Lysandra!!!
-- Elide!!!
-- "'You and I are nothing but wild beasts wearing human skins. Don't even try to deny it.' The courtesan had no idea how close she was to the truth. Aelin wondered how the woman would react to her other form." Oh, hon, YOU have no idea how close Lysandra is to the truth lol.
-- "When you shatter the chains of this world and forge the next, remember that art is as vital as food to a kingdom." Oh, Madame Florine.
-- I forgot Elide is illiterate.
-- I adore Abraxos and how he INSTANTLY has a soft spot of Elide.
-- she gives Rowan the lavender soap she refused to let Sam use!!!
-- Abraxos literally taking Elide under his wing. Such a good boy.
-- "I like your fangs." I like you, Lysandra, you brilliant shape shifter.
-- Aelin at Sam's grave. Rowan placing a stone, a mark of respect for the man he never met.
-- that dragon dress. I want it. I wonder...ah there's one on Etsy that is not as pretty as I imagined and is over $1000.
-- "Thank you for the oil...my skin was a little dry." HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. Oh, Rowan, you've improved so much since we first met you.
-- Arobynn putting the ring on her finger. What an evil motherfucker. Just when you think he can't stoop any lower. Homie just.. limbos his way to the fucking ground. I'm so glad Lysandra didn't give him a quick, painless death. He deserved to suffer.
More commentary to follow.
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Rewatching When the Levee Breaks
Welcome to “Sam’s Got the DTs (Dimples, Tortured): A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s4e21: When the Levee Breaks
Dean and Bobby keep Sam locked in the panic room, trying to detox him from the demon blood. Sam’s pleading and screaming clearly bother Dean, but they agree that they don’t really have other options. Sam hallucinates all manner of things, including his mother, himself as a teen, and his brother who calls him a monster. Dean calls on Cas for help, who says that Sam likely could kill Lilith but he’d have to drink so much demon blood that he’d no longer be human. He tells Dean that he’s the only one who can stop the apocalypse, and Dean reluctantly swears loyalty to heaven. Cas then, unbeknownst to Dean or Bobby, lets Sam out of the panic room. Bobby catches Sam trying to leave the property, but can’t shoot him. Sam knocks him out and goes to find Ruby, who tells him that there are only a few seals left and Lilith is the only one who can break the last one. Anna comes to Cas to berate him for his actions, but he protests that he is acting on orders before more angels arrive and capture Anna. Sam and Ruby are ready to leave to meet up with a demon Ruby says is close to Lilith, but Dean finds them and tries to kill Ruby. He and Sam fight, and Sam nearly knocks Dean out. As Sam is leaving, Dean tells him that if he leaves he should never come back.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
"if it smells like a duck"?
Mace:
HA
Sam is so hot when he’s mad
Lor:
he IS
Mace:
your Dean is being a butt
Lor:
aw but lookit how tortured he is about it
Mace:
is he though?
i think we’ve seen him much more so
Lor:
well. that's probably true
Mace:
the self-righteousness is helping with it
Lor:
he's in a mood
Mace:
ew gross this dude
DONT YOU TOUCH MY STRINGBEAN
Lor:
right?
ooof, Sammy. your mind is being so mean to you
"oh wait. no one ever wrote one" BOBBY
Mace:
HA
SUCK DIRT AND DIE RUFUS
Lor:
"suck dirt and die" HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
"he knows"
"you look just awful" SNORK
Mace:
christ he’s hot
Lor:
right? he's all sweaty and tortured
Mace:
YES
Lor:
look, MARY
Mace:
yeah she’s the worst
DIMPLE
TORTURED DIMPLE
Lor:
YAAAS
Mace:
he could just…embrace the evil? I’d still love him…more prolly
Lor:
YES
Mace:
Look, Cas, don’t confuse Chosen One with One You Want to Bone
Lor:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
"if it gives you comfort to see it that way" ooooooof
Mace:
“say it” oooo, dom vibes
Lor:
omg the LOOKS they are giving each other
Mace:
right?
Lor:
"now you wait" PREFERABLY ON YOUR KNEES
Mace:
guys, stand a smidge closer, why don’t you
Lor:
LOLOLOL
"i'm sorry. you prefer sucker?"
Mace:
“the angel’s bitch” a little on the nose there Bobby
Lor:
lolololol
"that's a little too much nothing"
Mace:
toddler parent speak
Lor:
LOL
CLOSE THE DOOR
Mace:
well i think Bobby may actually have been born in a barn, so
Lor:
haahahahaha
Mace:
yeah, dean, quit hurting Sammy
Lor:
omg Dean, your face
Sam's hallucination of Dean has a collar that is VERY popped and real Dean's collar is not at all popped
Mace:
interesting!
Cas, what are you up to
Lor:
poor nugget. doing what heaven tells him to
Mace:
yeah Anna, go away
Oooh, I don’t like that she calls him Cas. Only the boys get to call him that
Lor:
right?
Mace:
oh honey
Lor:
oooof
"i am on call, in my car on the way to murder the bitch"
Mace:
sigh simmer down, dude
Lor:
lol
Mace:
oh sweet jesus that was hot
Lor:
RIGHT?
Mace:
“I know that kid”
I love that he thinks of him as a kid, always
Lor:
YES
and that he really does know him that well, even though Sam thinks he doesn't
like, Dean HAS been a dick to him, but he does really care
Mace:
yeah
Lor:
mmm slicked back hair
Mace:
meh
not my jam
not on him at least
Lor:
that's why he wears it all loose and luscious most of the time
Mace:
YAS
yeah, Dean, stop being a dick
ah, we’ve entered Bigot Dean era. Awesome.
Lor:
yeeeeeah he sure has some trouble with his grayness sometimes
oh Dean. do NOT say that to Sammy
Mace:
Dean, don’t draw lines like that. not cool
Lor:
i mean. Sammy, don't choke out Dean, either. but.
for real, Dean. you know what that means to Sam. don't say that
Mace:
he had it coming
Lor:
squinty eyes
Mace:
i know you love him, but it’s really hard for me to like Dean right now. so self-righteous and I-Know-Best and hypocritical
oh, Sammy’s the monster? Who loves torturing people in Hell, Dean? Huh? WHO?!
Lor:
yeah, he loses me at the monster bit. it's like, is this an addiction or isn't it? cause if you're gonna be all "addiction intervention we have to help you bc you are not capable of helping yourself right now" you can't turn around and be all "you're evil" 12 hours later
(I also kind of don't buy it. it feels like bad writing for Dean. I don't think he ever gives up on his little brother Sammy, and this turn to "you're the monster" feels like giving up on him)
Mace:
OR - hear me out - it IS in line with what we know of Dean: He’s not giving up here on Sam so much as he’s giving up on himself and his ability to save Sam. “Sam is a monster” = “I’m a complete failure as a brother and human garbage because I can’t save Sam from whatever is happening to him, which is just further proof that I’M the monster, but I’m not self-aware enough to understand all this, so I’m taking it out on little bro because Dad never taught me how to figure out feels.” See? It all comes back to John being a Major Bag O’ Dicks.
Lor:
HA! I am HERE for all interpretations that make it John’s fault. That dillweed
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Haaaaaahahahaha Kevin McCarthy fell short of the count needed to become Speaker of the House, they're going to a second round of voting and the GOP is apparently in chaos
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2, 4, 25!
2. If you had to give up your keyboard and write your stories exclusively by hand, could you do it? If you already write everything by hand, a) are you a wizard and b) pen or pencil?
haaaaaahahahaha, absolutely not. I used to write chapter books by hand in high school during class, and I think every chapter was like, 3 pages at most before my hand started cramping. Also I’m a lefty so the words were always smudged to shit. God I hope my mom burned those or something, yikes.
4. What’s a word that makes you go absolutely feral?
Good feral or bad feral? Hmm…
I really like saying words with k sounds in them. (sjfjsjfjsjf the gremlin urge to make a joke about loving a good cock in my mou—)
25. What is a weird, hyper-specific detail you know about one of your characters that is completely irrelevant to the story?
Every detail is relevant in a love story. ❤️
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Noelle and I invented a mommy blogger and her family.
Nevaeh, 23, second generation mommy blogger, lives with her husband MattBrad, 36, and their two children, Sashé, 6, and Bradlington, 4, in a perpetually sun-soaked farmhouse.
Noelle: I didn’t search for 8 paragraphs about how awesome your hubby is, I searched for a crock pot black bean soup!!!!!
Me: What do you think Sashé’s gender is?
Noelle: I think....TBD
Me: I imagine Sashé watches a lot of Drag Race and cries every episode. They are very elegant, lots of scarves and femme-androgynous clothing. Like Greta! (Our friend Karen has an incredible child named Greta who has the best sense of fashion. Greta has created a style she calls “bat fashion”.)
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An odd little party of two gets called in to do a job for the mysterious - and highly affluent - Mr. Platinum, a businessman of very special interests. Aided by a third agent, a more regular hire of the man's, they descend into an abandoned mine to hunt and retrieve the potent Essence of two magically mutated creatures.
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Yeah, I feel that. Not gonna lie, I’m a sucker for redemptions especially when what the person did was actually bad and they have to actually fight to change, so I do like the plot we got in and of itself, it just doesn’t feel like it jives with how it was set up before and I would have liked what I thought was coming even better, you know?
True enough, yeah! Seeing Alador kind of collapse into following Odalia’s lead would have upset Darius in more ways than just his own broken heart.
Mm, I do think Graye subverts an element of illusions, in that he’s deeply uncreative. I don’t think we ever saw him make an illusion that wasn’t just a replication of an existing person, and he repeatedly totally failed to find the words to express what he wanted. Compare that to Gus’s shenanigans at the Graveyard, or even his day-to-day signs and confetti and such. I do 100% agree with you that he’s a total fraud and that suits his ‘illusion’ of competence. I also found it really interesting that the points where he was most threatening were when he was hands-on— when he tried to Abomination-seal Gus, and when he knocked Hunter over and stood on his back, and grabbed Gus by the arms. He’s not nearly as magically powerful as some of the other Coven Heads, but he’s also a merciless asshole, and that’s threatening in and of itself.
Ah, nice! I gotta watch that someday.
Not weird at all, I think that’s a really great parallel. It’s a very cool example of their difference in character— and all the way back in the beginning I found it odd that people referred to Luz’s oddities as being unable to separate fantasy from reality, as that didn’t seem to be her issue, but it is Belos’s— he can’t see any way that this new world isn’t the evil fantasy he was told about as a child.
I mean, they definitely have movie posters on the Boiling Isles; I remember that review of a human-based horror movie when Luz was doing research in the library. So he can totally tell it’s a poster. I bet he’s sat there for ages making up his own plots for The Thing, based just on what’s on the poster and his own imagination….
Yeah, I’ve been really enjoying that too! In that episode especially, but I think all over they’ve been ramping it up, even in little things like making the Steves have different body types and such.
Makes sense— taking an image and making it solid.
Fair enough lol. Maybe Eileen just has very nutritious eyedrops she absorbs through the membrane…?
Haaaaaahahahaha oh god. I’m not ready.
I’m about to start, though.
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“HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA..well I suppose since the monkey idiots are asleep I am going to cause trouble in their place, I the great overlord laharl is here..you all can bow now.”
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Starting from today, I’ll be less active in the weeks but don’t worry, it’s because I found a JOOOOOB HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA I START IN AN HOUR IM SO HAPPY
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@ everyone who says niam aint real HOWS MY ASS TASTE
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YOU BET YOUR STUPID HAIRED ASS I CLEARLY WON. FINALLY NOW YOU WILL CALL *ME* THE KING OF GAMES
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Rewatching Jus in Bello
Welcome to “Maybe He’s Born with It, Maybe It’s Jail Lighting: A Supernatural Rewatch Blog” with Lor and Mace!
Up today, s3e12: Jus in Bello.
Knowing that they’ll be after her, Bella lays a trap for the boys, which is how they end up face down in handcuffs on her hotel room floor with Victor Henriksen smirking over them. Victor takes them to the local jail to await transport to somewhere more equipped to handle such master criminals. Shortly the jail is under siege by demons, and it is only when Sam and Dean save Victor from demon possession that they are able to convince the cops to let them out of their cell and try to save everyone. Through a clever trap and the use of a recorded exorcism, they do just that (and without killing any virgins!). Victor declares the boys dead and lets them go, but shortly after Sam and Dean make it to a motel to rest, Ruby arrives and tells them that Lilith came to the jail looking for them and killed everyone still there, including Victor.
Below is a log of our real-time reactions as we watched. Remember that there may be spoilers for any part of SPN’s 15-season run here. Note also that the nature of our conversation is adult and thus it may contain adult language and themes.
[and we begin:]
Lor:
VICTOR
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
omg Dean's face when he holds up the wigs
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"sam, just promise me you won't wear a terrible one of these after I die"
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
god the light through his adorable ear
Mace:
oh Bella. So clever
Lor:
such a smartie
Mace:
“hi guys” not “hello boys"
Lor:
"hi, guys. it's been awhile" I LOVE HIM
Lor:
YES
Lor:
because he doesn't steal other people's line. he's badass all by himself
Mace:
I think “hello boys” is code only used by non-normal people
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
snork no seriously. people outside society
Lor:
it's un-normie-dar
Lor:
ooooh, Victor. don't be a jerk
Mace:
of course you took it there, Lor
Lor:
took it WHERE, Mace. I'm just little
Lor:
he called Sam Dean's half-wit little brother
Mace:
i wonder if this whole local cops/fbi hatred is real or only a hollywood fiction
Lor:
is he like the only person who ever thinks Sam isn't the smart one?
Lor:
oooo good question
Lor:
I bet the locals LIKE it when someone further up the chain comes in and takes over the responsibility
Mace:
omg these two
Mace:
right?
Lor:
ADORABLE
Mace:
YES
Lor:
they so should not have put them in one cell together
Mace:
oh don’t take the vest off, Victor
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Mace:
“we don’t swing that way"
Lor:
"you kinky son of a bitch, we don't swing that way"
Mace:
oh DEAN WINCHESTER
Lor:
DEAN
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
LOL
Lor:
ALWAYS goes there with the joke
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"where's that smug smile, Dean?"
Mace:
Victor, do NOT threaten to separate them
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
he just motivated them
Mace:
for as long as he’s been hunting them, he doesn’t know them very well
Lor:
right?
Lor:
because he thinks he can profile them, and NOPE. they're the Winchesters. they don't work the normal way
Mace:
correct. but he even misses the actual normal stuff, like they are CLOSE and you DON’T threaten to take one away from the other
Lor:
YEP
Lor:
ooooh Sammy has it memorized now
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"yeah, do THAT"
Mace:
HAHAHA YES
Mace:
Dean is DONE
Lor:
Dean's like "supermax? yes please. better than demons"
Mace:
YEP
Lor:
poor Nancy
Lor:
omg the way they stand up in unison
Mace:
they both stand up at the same time I LOVE IT
Lor:
YES
Mace:
yeah, Nancy gets the short end
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
she sure does
Mace:
Victor gives good taking-to
Lor:
YES
Mace:
and then immediately pivots to comforting Nancy
Lor:
YAAAS
Lor:
"don't you dare say demons"
Lor:
he is not having a good day
Mace:
oh Victor
Mace:
“it’s awesome”
Lor:
"how's the shoulder?" "it's awesome"
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
I don't like that Dean is all hurt, poor thing
Lor:
LOL
Mace:
well he did say he’s awesome, so no worries
Mace:
omg that smile he gives nancy
Lor:
uh HUH
Lor:
lol YES
Mace:
Sam does his talking to a wounded animal bit so well
Lor:
that towel came out of Nancy's gym bag or something. aint no cloth towels in that building
Lor:
HE DOES
Mace:
HAHAHAHA
Lor:
lololol the way Dean smacks him
Mace:
YES
Mace:
omg he wants a snack
Lor:
"would it kills these cops to bring us a SNACK?"
Lor:
I. LOVE. HIM.
Mace:
“think it’s because we’re so awesome?” DEAN
Lor:
"think it's bc we're so awesome?"
Lor:
DEAN
Lor:
omg the way they step back
Mace:
YES
Lor:
"but you didn't shoot the deputy"
Mace:
“but you didn’t shoot the deputy” DEAN WINCHESTER
Lor:
DEAN WINCHESTER
Lor:
HAAAAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
oh look, it’s Victor’s awakening
Lor:
YES
Lor:
omg Dean handing him the gun
Mace:
YES
Lor:
and then his sigh of relief
Mace:
YES
Mace:
and Victor just accepts, takes a breath, and asks for instructions
Lor:
"so how do we survive" I LOVE that he just pivots right into what do we need to do?
Mace:
I love this guy
Mace:
YESYESYES
Lor:
my GOD Dean's eyes I cannot
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"how you holding up, Nancy?"
Lor:
he checks in with her
Mace:
and he’s being tended to nnnnggg
Lor:
and his thank you is sincere
Lor:
YAAAAAS
Mace:
YES
Mace:
hurry, Dean...
Lor:
HURRY UP DEAN
Lor:
lololol
Mace:
HAHAHAH OMG
Lor:
omg us this episode
Mace:
YES
Mace:
no matter how many times we watch it, it’s still INTENSE
Mace:
this is also my favorite kind of zombie movie, when the people are holed up somewhere trying to keep the monsters out
Lor:
YES
Lor:
ooooo
Lor:
I... do not watch zombie movies
Mace:
well I don’t anymore either, but when I did...
Mace:
I’m weak in my old age
Lor:
HA!
Lor:
I think it happens to all of us
Mace:
I mean, I even met George Romero, which was awesome
Lor:
omg their little tattoo reveals
Mace:
YAS
Lor:
"not long enough" ooooof Sammy
Mace:
YES
Lor:
who is George Romero?
Mace:
director of Night of the Living Dead
Lor:
ah
Lor:
that IS cool
Mace:
the seminal zombie film of all time
Lor:
omg his little ripped jeans
Mace:
right?! it was VERY cool and he was adorable
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
“evil clowns that eat people"
Lor:
"okay, then"
Mace:
“I think the world’s gonna end bloody”
Lor:
I would watch the Dean and Victor odd-couple who solve supernatural-tinged cases while they flirt and kiss a lot show. I would watch it SO HARD
Lor:
oh Dean
Mace:
oooh YES
Lor:
the world will be fine. because of you, baby. and then... IT DOESN’T BEAR THINKING ABOUT
Mace:
RIGHT?!
Lor:
oooof, Dean
Lor:
"i'm sorry, I must have blood in my ear"
Mace:
ugh, Laurel.
Lor:
is that her only good line in the whole show?
Mace:
is it really a good line?
Lor:
no other OPTION
Mace:
she can’t even insult them good
Lor:
the key to acting is eNUNciating, apparently
Lor:
I dunno it made me laugh?
Mace:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
clearly you don’t hate her enough
Lor:
"i got virtue"
Mace:
oh Nancy
Mace:
“no way"
Mace:
and he says it as a compliment
Mace:
ADORABLE
Lor:
RIGHT?
Lor:
his delivery of that line is a delight
Mace:
and also befuddled because he’s such a little hedonist that he’s sad she hasn’t had that kind of fun
Mace:
it really really is
Lor:
YES
Mace:
Victor and Dean saying NOPE
Lor:
awww Victor and Dean being on the same moral stance
Mace:
YES
Mace:
“STOP STOP”
Mace:
oh DEAN I LOVE YOU
Lor:
"nobody kill any virgins!"
Lor:
YES
Lor:
i'm all the way with Dean here
Mace:
“who hasn’t even been laid” where most dudes would say something dickish like “before I’ve had a change to tap that"
Mace:
he is a gentleman’s gentleman
Lor:
did they give him extra green eye juice for the episode or what omg
Lor:
YES
Mace:
it’s the jail lighting. does wonders
Lor:
(you think there's an element of he's not good enough for her in there too?)
Lor:
HAHAHAHAHA
Mace:
hm, maybe?
Mace:
I think it’s more just seeing her as a Person and not a female
Lor:
I'm good with that, of course
Lor:
I could see him being all "you've WAITED you can't want to stop waiting with ME"
Mace:
he’s too busy to think that about her right now. he’d need more time to get to know her I think
Lor:
ooooo, yeah
Lor:
"but not with you" omg
Mace:
“when this is over, I’m gonna have so much sex”
Mace:
HAHAHA
Lor:
lolol
Mace:
now, if Dean was there to hear that, he’d be willing to help if she wanted, I think
Lor:
yeah
Mace:
the shift from “saving it for someone special” to “I just want to have some fun” would be it for him
Lor:
YES
Mace:
how hilarious must if have been to have to pretend to be pressed up against the wall
Lor:
haaaaahahahah
Lor:
this is SO CLEVER
Mace:
YAS
Mace:
SMARTY SAMMY
Lor:
YES
Lor:
omg Dean's little shrug
Mace:
YES
Lor:
I love how many law enforcement folks they get not only on their side but to make up career-ending shit for them
Mace:
oh YEP
Lor:
"one's really tall and one's really cute"
Mace:
“one’s really tall and one’s really cute” EXCUSE ME, BITCH?!
Lor:
HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lor:
accurate but not precise, Lilith
Lor:
aw DeanDean is still hurting
Mace:
ooof, he is
Lor:
oooof his face that both Nancy and Victor died
Mace:
YEP
Mace:
and Sammy’s sad puppy eyes
Lor:
YES
Lor:
um no, RUBY. their plan was fine
Mace:
yeah
Mace:
yoicks
Lor:
oh BOYS it's not your fault, your FACES
Mace:
such a good episode
Lor:
YES
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HAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
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I am having an incredibly hard time right now.
In the past month, I have had to pay $600 at the dentist because I broke a tooth, pay $1000+ for my car to pass emissions (it didn't pass), I now need to buy a new car because I'm just fucking done with my current one, my sister got into a car accident, my mom fell at work and has two black eyes, and I had to deal with other stressors.
My birthday is Friday. Haaaaaahahahaha
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