#HAHAHA this is so funny to me

[yiplee]

Ooooo 🤭

I see me some South Park and tword enjoyers!! 😏

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[kagoutiss]

din’s champion

[toomking]

all these guys do is sleep and eat... . ... .. . ..

[benjaminthecoathanger]

okay, because i saw a poll earlier and i thought the choices weren't clear enough and also the answers i saw to it annoyed me and also i'm curious:

NOTES:

I am including having watched gameplay of a game and not having played it as having watched the source material

In this context if you are writing fic/making art and you are not being commissioned to do so. This is purely for funsies

You getting into something because you saw a post/gifset/video about it and then watched the source material does not count. That's just how you get into new things.

Goncharov does not count because it's not real. I'll break kayfabe here I don't care.

[skitskatdacat63]

Is this a proposal?

Transcript:

FA: Tell Lance not to worry, eh, I just want to build a gap for the cars behind in case of rain or anything

E: Yeah, copy, understood.

FA: Copy, for Lance, zero risk.

[iloveacronix]

Overtrauma duo before I go hangout w my friends at the mall. Also I know that I mispelt 'you're' SO LEAVE ME ALONE EBDOWHF

This is my duo. I MADE IT. ME. ME AND ONLY ME. Nyway mmm Lloyd giving Cyrus a sword so he can try to protect himself from threats in case the ninja are too late. Also thank you for 100 followers ik that for some its not a big deal but it is for me, thank you <3

[shootingstarrfish]

barbatos' reaction to hamster beel is the funniest shit to me. "this hamster is too friendly there's something wrong with it >:(" i'm losing it

i can't tell if this says more about barbatos or devildom hamsters

[fruitybashir]

the solution to the bokris height difference for ~various activities~ is clearly kris going out and buying bojan a box to stand on akjsskdhjsdhs

"get the dick-sucking stool babe, let me take care of you <3"

[sunny1927]

“And that’s how I met your father kids-“

(Jokes aside, Donmick is a really cute ship in my opinion, and it may or may not be canon to the mystical AU…👀)

Anyway enjoy this doodle! I also apologise for not answering the asks, it may take me a bit longer but do be patient! ❤️✨

[mintjeru]

i love you (xiao) in every universe

open for better quality | no reposts

[awesomefringey]

“Harry posted an accidental selfie wearing a 1D shi—“

Louis:

[mp100days]

017 - world domination

[13eyond13]

Please tell me about art and media you know of that accurately captures the weirdness of dream logic and atmosphere and emotions... books and movies and video games and art and comics and YouTube stuff, whatever you want... you know, where it only makes sense on an intuitive level and falls apart when you try to explain it...

[one-vivid-judgment]

Busting open my old IW save file to take notes on Joongi's Spanish Bingo Bond, coming out to remember that:

Ichi says that he likes Joongi's smile + that he doesn't think Joongi only belongs in the shadows

Joongi gets high key embarrassed whenever Ichi pays him a genuine compliment

Ichi invites Joongi on a stargazing + shaved ice date

(Written in the 'Joongi can do perfect math' square) "I wish Joongi were pocket-sized. I could take him everywhere and he'd come in super handy :("

If you ask Joongi to cook something for you, he'll explain what's on the menu for tonight then say "You're welcome to join if you want 😊"

Joongi gets giggly if Ichi suggests taking cooking classes together, then breaks his hyper-formal character for a millisecond to say everything Kasuga does is "absolutely nuts" (Sadly only happens in English though; in Spanish he says everything Kasuga does is "absolutely unpredictable")

[marimbles]

at the risk of sounding like really entitled….

does anyone else have a fic that is their most popular, but you don’t want it to be, because you don’t think it deserves it, and you have better stuff, and while ofc you are grateful that people like something you wrote, it’s almost annoying that for some reason That one is the most popular. lmao