#HBD to my boy! :D

[lowkeyclueless5137]

Hello :3

Today it's a bit new! Because I am finally tackling my one and only oc: Maau Al-Chagai...

Since it's his b-day! :D

We will dwelve a bit into his little daily routine and what struggles come with looking like a macho stronk delinquent. :'3

This will be before he and my yuusona meet, so around chapter 1-start of chapter 2 kind of...

Which is great to see how accommodations work and who Maau is forced to interact at first.

Yep... He's forced because God forbid him actually approaching someone for a first time :'3

Anyway! On with the routine!

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The sun creaked through the window of the Scarabia dormitory. With the peace and quiet of such morning, one may assume it was Saturday or Sunday.

"GOOD MORNING, MAAU! YOU HAVE SCHOOL TODAY!"

No, it wasn't. In fact, it was Wednesday.

The strands of deep red, velvet like purple and bright orange moved a bit from the pillow as the boy with the said hair let out a muffled '5 more minutes', hand instinctively reaching out to the nightstand, slapping through the air, trying to shut up the imaginary alarm clock. Groans of other students, his roommates, were heard as some sluggish 'good morning' and 'morning, Dormhead' were spoken. Maau still groaned as he rose up from his bed, letting out a small yawn as he got off the blanket, getting off the bed and stretching a bit.

"Come on, Maau!" Kalim happily bounced off his feet.

"A-ah... Good morning, Kali- I mean Dormhead! But then we are friends, but I am a first year, then again you insist on a lack of formality, bur that wouldn't be that nice of me and-" Maau quickly spiraled in a mumbling frenzy as he was grabbing his things from his closet, setting them on the bed. Kalim just sat on his bed and looked at the first year walking around, lost in his own mumbling about 'status and addressing'.

Kalim took in consideration a few things: how Maau was towering over him. The buff frame, a few birthmarks on his skin, yet his face was flawlessly clean of them. The hair in colors of red, purple and orange was bearly over his shoulders, in a lazy braid that was coming off right before the dormleader's eyes.

Maau just went into the bathroom with clothes and all, getting out after a few minutes, this time silent, as he finished his long ramble. He already put the button up shirt and the vest, arranging it a bit. "aww! You look so good in the uniform! Come on! Lemme add the finishing touch!" Kalim beamed.

The dormleader jumped out of the bed, with the Scarabia armband and a tie. He put the armband on Maau's arm while he made a big bow with the tie on the boy's neck. "Jamil teached me to do bows... Now you look adorable!" "Thank you..." Maau quietly responded, tying his hair in a low ponytail.

"Come on! Breakfast is already in full swing!" Kalim beamed as he dragged Maau out of the room. The first year bearly got a grasp of his magic pen before leaving with Kalim the said room.

At the breakfast, Jamil was counting plates when Kalim barged happily with Maau looking only at the floor. "Good morning!" Both greeted, one excitedly as the other in a shushed voice, completely covered by the other. Jamil exhaled. "good morning to you too... Now get down and eat something before classes start..." He demanded.

Maau shuffled to a vacant seat, putting onto his plate a bit of food. He wasn't a breakfast person. In fact, the most he ate was actually at the lunch. But with Jamil's expecting gaze, he had no other option than to put a tiny bit more and indulge onto eating.

With all the preparations ready, Maau only had to fling his schoolbag over his shoulder and head out of the dorm towards classes. Scarabia students seemed to avoid him, but this was Maau's least of worries.

He plans on doing good in school for now. Anyway he was a disaster when it came to social communication.

"Maau... Didn't you forget something?"

In public of all places. Dorm students started to whisper in between them as Maau turned to face Jamil. The vice of Scarabia holded in his hand a small pocket whiteboard that had a marker attached to it via a support.

Maau blushed a mad shade of red in embarrassment, quietly grabbing it as he looked down, scribbling onto it something. Jamil rose a brow as Maau rose the whiteboard to see what was written on it.

'Thank you, Jamil'

Maau's writing was pretty, calligraphic and clean. Jamil would say it was as if he looked into a hand written book from the old ages, where the writing had to be impeccable. "You're welcome... Now go to classes... And try to stay out of trouble..." He mused. Maau just nodded as he wiped off the whiteboard and left towards the mirror. "Oh! And one last warning!" Jamil called.

"If you see some Octavinelle twins or an annoying Octavinelle dude with glasses... Get away from them..."

Maau sure took that advice to heart. Jamil never told him anything bad. Jamil was capable and wise. Rarely did Maau doubt him, but even then, Jamil was proven to be right. Kalim was insanely lucky to have him as his friend and right hand man.

Classes were never boring. Well not entirely, but Maau's classmate, Sebek, sure was loud enough to bring an element of surprise. Maau envied him most times. To be able to speak so confident and freely. As if no one expects anything out of you. Even if he was harsh, Sebek always gave a piece of his mind weather it was wanted or not. Maybe it was that level of self fulfillment that Sebek had over his duty as a guard. Or perhaps something else. Maau did not know, but sure he wanted to find out.

Too bad he was afraid to ask.

Their last class for the day was alchemy. And last time, professor Crewel told them that they will have to pair up today for a project. Maau looked over his options. He also had conjoined class with the ones from 1-B.

Most students already paired up with each other. Before he could even realize it, Maau found himself out of options from his class.

So looking around, Maau spotted a tall buff wolf Beastman. Taking in a deep breath, he approached him, gently tapping onto his shoulder to gain his attention.

He can do it! Just ask one simple thing!

"Hmm? What is it?" The boy turned around to face Maau. The mulți colored haired boy opened his mouth. "I-....-I" He opened his mouth, his voice immediately caught up in his throat.

Yeah... He couldn't do it.

Maau just covered his face in shame. "Eh?! Are you alright?!" The wolf Beastman panicked as he saw the other boy immediately spiral into an internal panic state. "calm down... Please..." Jack frantically looked around. Luckily no one payed too much mind to them as crewel was assigning them cauldrons to the already formed pairs.

Maau tho, calmed down, taking a deep breath as he grabbed his whiteboard and scribbled onto it, before holding it out to the Beastman to see.

'I wanted to ask if you wanted to be lab partners'

"oh... This is what you wanted to say..." The Beastman awkwardly scratched his nape as Maau nodded. "well... I'm afraid I already have a partner... It's him over there..." Jack pointed to a beautiful lavender haired boy, quite short in stature. Maau seemed dejected, but nonetheless he couldn't have expected any other result.

Then who was he going to partner up with?

"HUMAN! WE SHALL BE PARTNERS!"

Amazing... Note the sarcasm

Maau silently looked at the wolf Beastman, his eyes speaking for the boy. The Beastman did see how Maau mouthed a 'help' as he was dragged by Sebek to get a Cauldron assignment.

Now all the attention will be on him! And he couldn't ask for Sebek to do anything else without him getting on a loud par and attracting even more stares! Hell! Even the teacher might scold them!

But so far, Sebek seemed to mind only the assignment at hand. Maau was grateful for this.

"HUMAN! Don't cut them like that! Make them thinner!" Sebek demanded as Maau jolted.

SPLAT!

The boy grunted as he cut his palm with the knife. Maau surpressed a scream from his throat, instead letting out a wierd grunt like sound. "Human! Get to work! We must finish this assignment as fast as possible!" Neither Sebek seemed to see that Maau cut himself, which left the boy to tend to his wound in silence and annoyance. Carefully trying to cut the ingredients, Maau winched from time to time. With Sebek blabbering in the background and the chatter of the other adding to the level of stress, Maau really just wanted to get over with it, then drop by the infirmary before Jamil would catch wind of his little accident

"HUMA-" "Be quiet, please..." it was a low tone, imposing and demanding, making Sebek to hang a few second with his mouth wide open, before closing it again and quietly stirring into the Cauldron.

Maau didn't mean to sound scary, but then again, he was way too shy to formulate a proper apology, so for the rest of the project, the 2 silently made their potion. It wasn't perfect, but it was decent enough that Crewel passed both of them for the class. The teacher also noticed Maau's wound, bandaging it and sending the boy to the infirmary.

But as Sebek got out of the class, he felt a small tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw Maau, apologetically holding his whiteboard with his non-wounded hand.

'I am sorry for telling you to be quiet. I didn't mean to sound so mean.'

"It doesn't matter, human! I have chose to not speak on my own accord! Not because a human has ordered me to!" Sebek puffed. Maau exhaled at that, wiping the board and clumsily scribbling something on it.

'Can we have lunch together maybe?'

"OUTRAGEOUS!" Sebek yelled. "I have to tend to Wakasama during the lunch period..." Sebek made a pause, looking at the scared shitless Maau. "But today Wakasama doesn't have lunch at the same time as me... So I GUESS I can spare my time for your request..." He breathed out as he noticed Maau's eyes sparkled with reassurance.

After a short visit to the infirmary, Maau found himself with yet another titanical task: Assure a lunch table. Sure he would have the advantage of not standing in line because Jamil packed for him some lunch. But still there was that fear that maybe someone would want the spot Maau chose. Or maybe if he chose a very popular spot that would gain attention no matter what?!

In the end, poor Maau chose a table in a corner, carefully setting down his lunch and unpacking everything. Jamil made yesterday some steak in wine and garlic sauce, which Maau asked if he could have the leftovers for lunch. He didn't want to stress Jamil and anyway be it cooked last night or this morning, still the steak would not be warm for lunch.

Maau was a guilty meat lover. He could only blame himself for it.

"HUMAN! There you were!" And there it was. Maau almost dropped his cutlery when Sebek took him by surprise. The Greenhead hastily seated himself in front of Maau, on the other side of the table. Sebek seemed to have brought himself not so much.

Perhaps he was caught in the crowd?

Maau let down his cutlery and grabbed his marker and whiteboard, writing on it. Sebek rose a brow at this. "What is it, human?" He asked.

'How don't really eat that much...'

"Such incorrect judgement! Fit for a human I guess..." Sebek puffed. "I eat regularly as I need all the possible nutrients to protect Wakasama. You on the other hand, eat too much at once!" Sebek noted, eyeing the big steak Maau had, which was half eaten.

Maau pushed away the food, silently looking in another part, embarrassed.

"Why did you stop eating?" Sebek rose a brow as he noticed Maau didn't touch his food since the last comment. "You mustn't throw away good food! Ungrateful human!" He nagged. Maau hastily grabbed his fork and knife, starting to eat again.

Maybe it was a bad idea to ask Sebek to lunch. The Greenhead would not shut up.

"You seem to have trouble finishing it up..." Sebek noted as he already finished his lunch. Maau rose his head shyly. "Y-y-you want some? I-I mean maybe you don't like meat o-or maybe you're allergic to garlic-" He quietly rambled. "IMPOSSIBLE! I am perfectly healthy, with no allergies! I can eat from your meat just fine!" Sebek boomed. Maau looked down as he cut a chunk of his remaining meat. It wasn't a lot, but still he offered the meat to Sebek, who in response ate it with no problems.

"I must admit! This meat is quite enjoyable... For a human, you have great taste in such matters!" Sebek praised. Or at least Maau assumed it was praise as the other seemed quite content with the taste of the meant. Scribbling on his board, Maau showed it to Sebek again.

'My vice dormleader cooked it last night for dinner... It's just a leftover... I like it more when it's freshly cooked.'

"I must say, Wakasama would enjoy such meal. And if you preach the truth and the meat would be better freshly cooked, then Wakasama shall be fit to enjoy such culinary product as fresh as possible!" Sebek declared. Maau looked in another part with a bead of sweat over his forehead.

Did Sebek just autoinvite himself and his Wakasama over to dinner?!

Panicky scribbling, Maau showed the new message to Sebek, hoping it will clear out the miscommunication.

'Today we are having spicy food for dinner... Maybe another time we will have steak again...'

"Perhaps I should try this spicy food you speak of! If the steak is an idea of the overall quality of the dorm's food, I assume other dishes may improve the impression..." Sebek declared. Maau sweated even more.

'I will have to tell Dormhead if you are coming over.'

"INDEED! I shall promptly announce my and Wakasama's arrival! And you shall inform your dormleader about our arrival! I will confirm it by the afternoon." Sebek declared, leaving in a hurry and Maau just saw his life flash then and there.

Oh he will never hear the end of it from Jamil.

Exhaling, later Maau awkwardly made his way towards Kalim. He knew by now that the Scarabia dormleader had PE. So it was more like Kalim spotting Maau than the other way around.

"MAAU! How was your day? Did you make friends? Did you have fun?" Kalim excitedly approached the other as Maau blushed in embarrassment, looking in any other way but at Kalim. The taller took a big breath.

"I... Made a big mistake! I talked with my classmate, Sebek, and he was so loud so I was mean to him, but then I apologised and we ate together and now I don't know what I did, but I accidentally invited him and his Wakasama to dinner at Scarabia and I really messed up, because Jamil will be overwhelmed and he will nag me..." Maau stopped from his extremely fast speech to take another breath of air, but Kalim already clapped his hands.

"Aww! Your friend is coming over! Don't worry! I won't tell Jamil! We will have a big party tho! And Malleus coming as well is a great way to tell him about what he missed at the dorm leader meeting!" Kalim smiled. At this Maau seemed to become a bit paler.

He accidentally invited over THE Malleus Draconia?!

"Oh! You cut yourself?! Poor you! Did you go to the infirmary?" Maau nodded. Kalim smiled and he patted the other's shoulder. "don't worry! It will be alright!"

Well... Everything was NOT alright in Maau's agenda.

Jamil seemed really not in the mood for the feast Kalim announced. Scarabia itself was in a panic when Kalim announced the visit of Malleus Draconia. And poor Maau, he could bearly touch upon his Homework since he had to help around with the preparations, mostly in the kitchen, preparing the sauces for Jamil along the other scarabia students.

But in the end, Maau was in the dorm uniform, arranging his bracelets a bit. Jamil told him that he needed to show a good host material, which Maau was everything but a good host material. Just waiting by the entry of the dorm gave Maau goosebumps.

"HUMAN!" and there it was, the moment of truth. Sebek lead the way first, going straight towards Maau, much to the other's horror. Maau was thankful he wrote in advance on his little board, showing it to Sebek.

'Hello! And welcome to Scarabia!'

It was simple, but a polite greeting nonetheless. "Greetings to you as well, Human!" Sebek cheerfully said.

"Indeed... Greetings, child of man..." and that voice sent Maau a chill up his spine, bearly holding the board right.

Malleus Draconia. In all of his glory, with a shorter smug looking Fae and another guard with silver hair. Maau now knew what the people were meaning when they say 'if looks could kill'. Malleus's presence alone would have Maau dropping dead.

Yet here he was, face to face with him. He didn't even need to look up. And it made it far more awkward. Scribbling hurriedly onto his whiteboard, Maau showed it again to the group, only to gain some confused stares. Looking down, Maau was horrified.

He holded it upside down.

Fixing his mistake, the boy shyly looked in another part.

'It is a honor to have you for dinner.'

"I must correct you, child of man..." Malleus replied with a warm smile. "It is our honor to be invited to dinner. I must say, your dorm looks lovely." He noted. Maau was mentally dying, as the 4 gave all of their attention to him. Did he have something on his face?! Were his clothes stained? Or was his posture not alright?!

"Hello, guys! Come in! There is a bit more until the food arrives tho!" Kalim came to save the day as Maau stood there awkwardly. "Maau, come on! Let's show our guests around!" He beamed. "Y-yes, Dormhead..." Maau mumbled, awkwardly tailing after Kalim.

"curious... I thought he was mute..." "fufufu... Full of surprises is this little aquitance Sebek made." Maau was even more redder in embarrassment. He could bearly bear to look at the guests at how embarrassed he was. Kalim just patted his shoulder. "Ah... Excuse Maau... He's a bit shy! But he's a fun guy to be around!" Kalim beamed.

Great! Now he was being excused by someone else. Bless Kalim for being so kind, but also Maau had to take a grip on his behavior.

But Kalim struck a conversation with Lilia and Silver, drifting off from the group as they all waited for the food. It was a chatter and a bit of party in between scarabia students. Maau did note how they all acted as if on thin ice once Malleus arrived, but still had the liberty to chat in between them and party.

Jamil told Maau to be a good host. And a good host made sure their guests were somewhat entertained. Now, to entertain the guests, Maau had to strike a conversation. The problem was: Maau was the least capable person of doing such thing. Usually Kalim or Jamil would do it for him, or he would silently tap the person he wanted to communicate with, to show the board with the message.

But even touching Malleus Draconia would probably sentence Maau to death or prison. Whichever fancies him more.

So his second option was Sebek. Taking his courage, Maau scribbled something on the whiteboard. He thought for a bit, before erasing it and writing something else.

And this didn't go unnoticed by Malleus or Sebek. The black marker on the whiteboard didn't make too much sound, but that faith squeak was still present anyway. Noticing the stares, Maau immediately hurried and showed the whiteboard to the 2.

'You don't seem to enjoy yourselves...'

"On the contrary, I do enjoy my time in here." Malleus replied. "Although I must say, your unique way of communication is quite ironic, considering you are capable of speech." the Fae noted. Maau wiped the board as he wrote again.

'It's difficult for me to talk coherently...'

"Ah... A lack of coherent speech... I believe I heard Lilia talk in an incoherent speech pattern before. I still don't understand what 'yeet' means..." Malleus confessed. "I have searched all the dictionaries in the library, yet I failed to find such answer..." Sebek added. Maau had to write a bit more the message he was meaning.

'Your Vice is using 'slang', but still talks coherently. By the way: Yeet=To throw something'

"So this is what this vexing word truly means... I see... You proved to be again generous, child of man..." Malleus praised. "You should be honored to receive such praise from wakasama!" Sebek declared. Maau frowned, but nonetheless, wrote again on the board.

'there are a few slang dictionaries on the internet... Those are much more accurate and come with examples.'

"I am afraid I am quite foreign on how this 'internet' works..." Malleus mumbled, before the Fae seemed to have an idea. Maau was ready to cower away and run once he saw the plotting smile of the prince. Was he mean? Did Malleus see him as unworthy of his time? Or was he considered a lowly human?

Malleus tho, flicked his fingers, a spark flying at Maau's bandaged hand, removing them as his wound from alchemy was suddenly gone. "Consider this... A small repayment for your invitation and for the warm welcome you bestowed upon us." He mused. Just in time, the food came, so everyone had to sit at the table and eat.

Maau picked for himself a bit of food. All the emotions made his appetite smaller than a mosquito, the tall boy simply munching on his food slowly, to make it seem at least like he was eating much more.

There was way too much silence. Yesterday it was an unbearable chatter, now it's way too awkward.

Jamil only exhaled as he stood on Kalim's right side, Maau next to the vice. It seemed like out of everyone, Sebek didn't seem to handle that well the spicy food.

So Maau scribbled on his board, showing it to Sebek who was getting redder in the face than usual.

'Are you OK?'

"Of course I am alright, human!" Sebek declared, although it was clear on how tears built up in his eyes that he couldn't handle the spiciness. Maau tho, rose a brow at that, scribbling some more.

'You tear up... And your face is all red... Do you want a glass of milk?'

"Now why would milk help?" Sebek asked with a raised brow. "Maau has a sensitive tongue, so he doesn't like too much spice like Kalim..." Jamil intervened. "fetch a glass of milk, Maau." He demanded. "Y-yes, Jamil..." The boy rose up and went to the kitchen, returning quickly with the glass in question. Sebek seemed to deny his previous statement of being alright once he drowned in one go the entire glass.

"My my... Sebek... It looks like you can't handle spices... Ah then I shouldn't cook your dinner with spices anymore... But then again... More wiser would be for you to go to the cafeteria and get yourself something for dinner... I can't sacrifice dinner time for the whole dorm just for one student..." Lilia piped in. "Ah! There is no need, master Lilia! I would love anything you cook for me..." Sebek was quick to shot down the offer. "Oh no no! I insist! And it's final!" Lilia mused with a smile.

Unknown to Sebek, Malleus and Silver exchanged jealous looks. How come Sebek gets a pass from Lilia's dinner?!

Maau tho, seemed to notice it, but he only lowered his head and minded his own food.

Once the dinner was over, the guests had to leave. Malleus was stoic, but the happy tone he used when he formally thanked for the invitation obviously betrayed him.

Maau was left alone after that. The first year was more than done with everything. He was tired both physically and emotionally.

So plopping onto his bed, Maau didn't even bother to change or even consider his unfinished homework.

He will just sleep and home tomorrow people won't misinterpret things again.

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My boy! Happy birthday! :3c

Honestly I don't really touch upon my oc/yuusona, but at least on their b-day I can dedicate a bit for them.

So for now! Buh bye!

[justplaggin]

well he certainly seems pleased

[mydearesthrry]

birthday wishes - h.s.

a/n: hi … this is long. it ends abruptly and im v sorry! apologies for my absence,,, enjoy :))

🎀 warnings/cw: nothing but fluff

🐇 pairing: 1dbandmember!reader x harry styles

💐 wc: n/a

summary: every year, Y/N posts something for harry’s birthday. every single year, no matter what.

a/n: pls keep in mind harrys relationship timeline or this wont make as much sense..? ok bye

2012

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yourinstagram: Happy birthday goof!! Thanks for always tuning my guitars for me. I can’t believe you are 18!!!!!!!!!

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harrystyles: Thaaaaaanks. I love youuuu. <3 <3 <3

user1: SHE CALLS HIM GOOF UGGGGHHHHHH

user2: i cant believe that this picture is real

user3: THE HEARTS IN HARRYS COMMENT

niallhoran: no bday post for me?? D:

2013

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yourinstagram: happy birthday h. u are 19. thats crazy. i owe my life to u thank you for being my best friend— thank you for you. i love u so so much bub :’)

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niallhoran: h day!!! time to celebrattteeeeee!!!!!!

annetwist: love you sweetheart!

harrystyles: I love youuuuuu!!!! Thank you lovebug. <3

zaynmalik: time to get drunk!

2014

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yourinstagram: its a national holiday!! happy birthday to my best friend, confidant, songwriting partner, and personal pillow. UR FUCKING 20. THATS INSANE. i love u so much pickle :’)

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gemmastyles: old man!!!

harrystyles: Thank you Olive :) Love you tons.

niallhoran: a special lads birthday!

zaynmalik: 🍻

jamescorden: pickle and olive!

2015

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yourinstagram: love you prince boy, happy birthday ❤️

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harrystyles: My favorite person alive. Xx

niallhoran: legal in the states!!!!

user1: his comment is so casual but so cutw i cant 😭😭😭

user2: i am so unstable shes literally posted every time on his birthday for years

user3: NEW PHH CONTENT!!!!!

ynrryupdates: our suspicions were right! she posted again this year ❤️❤️❤️

2016

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yourusername: hbd har <3 thank you for everything

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user1: no special note… i think we’re losing them

user2: :( not the same this year

user3: i think she’s holding back now because he’s official with kendall?

harrystyles: Thank you, it was wonderful seeing you. H

user4: this is weird…. harry’s comment isnt sitting right with me…?

gemmastyles: missed your face!!!!!!!!!! love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️

2017

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yourinstagram: happy birthday pickle, miss you <3

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annetwist: Missed seeing you! Come back and visit soon ❤️

harrystyles: Thank you Olive. Love you. Miss you more.

gemmastyles: missed my best friend ❤️❤️❤️

user1: are we… are we finally getting them back….

user2: slowly going back to normal………

user3: HES SO DRY 😭

user4: he said love you 😭😭😭😭😭 miss you more 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

2018

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yourinstagram: tbt our frat days 🤓 miss you always my bug, happy birthday ❤️ i love love you

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harrystyles: Be home soon, I miss you more than anything. Love you love you love you. Thank you. H x

gemmastyles: I NEED you to come over when you’re back in London!!!!!!!

annetwist: My baby! ❤️🎁🎉

user1: OH WE GOT THEM BACKKKKKK!!!!!!

user2: now that harrys a freeeeeee man we can get ynrry back like weve always dreamed of!

user3: HER bug… im unwell

2019

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yourusername: our time now, silly boy. happy birthday to my soulmate, lover, best friend… and everything else in between. i admire everything you do and I feel like the luckiest person alive to have the privilege of knowing you, cherishing you, and caring for u. that being said, i love you i love you i love you so much it hurts. thank you for choosing me. happy birthday pickle ❤️

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harrystyles: There’s no one in this world I love more than you. Thank you, baby. Very grateful for you, Olive. Xxx

jamescorden: FINALLY

billieeilish: thank GOD this has been the hardest secret to keep 😭😭😭😭

sabrinacarpenter: mom n dadddddd

annetwist: My babies ❤️🎂

user1: OH MY FUCKING GOD

user2: STOP I KNEW IT

user3: FINALLLYYYYYYYY

user4: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL MY DAMN LIFE

2020

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yourinstagram: havent missed a year so why start now? happy birthday h, i love you so much ❥ p.s. ur fiance era looks so good on u ;)

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harrystyles: Thank you. And I agree; I’ve never looked better. ❤️

user1: WHATTTTTT THE FUCK

user2: THEYRE ENGAGED???!!!!!!!!!!

user3: remember in 2013 when they got asked a question on the this is us panel about how they dreamed of proposing/being proposed to and Y/N said in italy… he def proposed when they filmed golden

2021

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yourinstagram: first outing as newlyweds,,, only right to be celebrating pickles birthday too. bug… i trust u implicitly and love you entirely. my husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy birthday harry ❤️

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harrystyles: Soulmate. Thank you baby. H

sabrinacarpenter: cats out the bag… mom and dad are married !!!

annetwist: Official daughter ❤️❤️❤️

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celina_gmz happy birthday to you two !! ❤

⤿ charles_leclerc grazie zietta 🤗

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renée_watanabe hbd boys !! 🥰

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user ugh, I love them sm

user my lemoz 💛

user mateo is 10 already !? omg, I remember when he was so little !

⤿ antonio_jg haha right !? he needs to chill and stop growing 🤚

charles_leclerc could never have shared a birthday with a more cooler person 😎

⤿ antonio_jg hey, what about me ?

⤿ landonorris mate, teo is way cooler than you

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⤿ antonio_jg the hell.

user so THIS is how you summon the f1 grid...

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lando.jpg shots of last night – happy birthday charlie !! 🥂

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charles_leclerc when did you take that picture of me ???

⤿ lando.jpg when you were absolutely hammered mate 😌

user the girl ??? 👀

⤿ user chilll, it's just tony's bsf renée

⤿ user doesn't mean something potential couldn't happen...

⤿ user bruv, renèe watanabe is gay – how do you NOT know her ????

⤿ user sorry, I don't listen to gay artists.

⤿ antonio_jg you're missing out big time.

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antonio_jg I'm still gonna get riccy d for pushing me into that pool

⤿ danielricciardo pushed ? mate, all I did was brush the vodka from your chest and you went stumbling in

⤿ lando.jpg lies, nio he TOTALLY pushed you in, I saw it

⤿ danielricciardo asshole you weren't even THERE, too busy puking your guts out in the bathroom

⤿ user LMAO 🤣 😭

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[ caption 1: last night's appetizers ; caption 2: just a little appreciation post for my best guy 😊 ]

[aftn0614]

(Kinda late? But)

Happy New Year!

also HBD to my boy Caddaric once again! <:D

[bluebird990]

YES Wolf waiting jn front of his sisters cram school: oppa! What are you doing here??

You've literally awakened something in me with big bro wolf, lots of incoherent rambling ahead! the type that gets up to get his sister ice cream from the convenience store at 11pm

Imagine big bro wolf tying his little sister's hair in pigtails when she was in elementary school 🥺

Him buying things for her all the time (especially when she was younger) like getting her teddys to add to her collection to the point her bed was full of plushies from corner to corner when she was 7 ( she still keeps them but wolf doesn't know cause she doesn't let him come in her room)

His little sister having a nightmare and him staying with her while she falls asleep

If he ever hears her classmates badmouthing her oh boy, eg if she played a sport and someone was trash talking about her skills, that person is DEAD

Would come to every practise match tho :')

OMG I can actually see him being part of the pto and getting her class get all the funding for field trips and stuff cause he's like damn supportive ya know?

Still insists on zipping up her jacket for her and is always nagging her for not dressing warm enough for the weather

Helps with her homework and tells her to work hard (lol hypocrite)

But she really loves her brother too. She kinda knows about his smoking habits and suspects he's up to things that he'd rather she not know about and she always pretends to be none the wiser. She always buys him a birthday present even though he says she doesn't have to. She's never missed a birthday to date. He always celebrates her birthday and is always the first to wish her hbd at midnight, whether in person or over text. When she goes to bed early, the first text she sees when she wakes up is: happy birthday:) from wolf. She works hard in school because she knows he gets happy when he sees her good scores or when her teachers tell him she's been doing well and gets along with her classmates (he goes to her parent teacher conferences) she works hard because she knows how much he loves her and takes care of her and thinks it's the least she can do.

Makes sure she eats a proper breakfast and learned how to make some things when she was younger.

It's always really just been the two of them. He comes to all her school events where their parents would be, took care of her injuries when she fell of the monkey bars at the park, and picked her up from elementary school everyday.

I'm sorry that was long I'm promise I'm done lol

-💫

This is all soo good anon!!😭 I 100% agree with all of this!! Wolfie with his sister would be like a completely different person. People who ever see this side of him are like?? Is this really wolf keum?? The same guy?? Are my eyes deceiving me??

P.s. hwangmo is the only one who gets to see this side of him :D

[julia-bunncat]

Amashinsai yōkai! AU: Hebi's biology and psychology.

I decide to finish this post especially in honour of Korekiyo's birthday! HBD, my sweet lovely snake boy! 💚

...When I wrote my first post about Yōkai! AU, I mentioned that I could go into more detail about the Hebi's nature (as, at the moment, these are the most elaborate yōkais in my AU)... And although there have been no direct requests for it – I have recently been inspired again, which means here we go again! 😂

TW: In the hcs below, there will be repeated mentions to all kinds of violence, cannibalism and killing, because, let's not forget that the Yōkais are Japanese evil spirits, demons. The process of hebi's procreation and conception (reproduction) will be described in some detail, with mention of animal reproductive organs, so if you're disgusted by that sort of thing, you'd better skip this post or not read the paragraph dedicated to it. I suggest you treat it like a paragraph in a biology textbook :'D

Have a little look at the officially-approved hebi!Kiyo's design (I remind you that my bestie, who doesn't have active blogs in English, draws things for me)

and I'll start!!

𓆓 Kiyo came to the human world in part to understand why the yōkai, being creatures of a more ancient and independent nature, are mostly partially human-like. His theory is that previously all hebi and yōkai in general had a different (more animal-like) appearance, but after numerous encounters and promiscuous liaisons with humans, decided to take on their appearance (to make it easier to deceive / use for their own purposes, which in turn also doesn't exclude the possibility that hebi are partly human = descendants of these unions human + ancient hebi).

𓆓 A reminder that Korekiyo has a couple of powers: hypnosis, emotional healing and small wounds treatment (+ he can anticipate changes in the weather as he's very sensitive to temperatures; can hide his presence even from gifted people and teleport over short distances). He could have done more and/or developed what he already had if he had wanted to, but given the path he chose, it wasn't necessary. Nevertheless, the Hebi, as a separate species, have their own Progenitors – the serpent deities who embody everything that is attributed to the image of the snakes in folklore [life and death, malehood and femalehood, wisdom and blind passion, healing and poison, etc. – in fact, this is why a normal hebi chooses between two ways of "enlightenment"]. Progenitors are enormous and wrap their tails around the entire serpentine otherworldly dimension. They can control the weather, time and space, bend other yōkais to their will, possess infinite knowledge, but also care their little half-human Hebis, giving them freedom of action and peace of mind.

𓆓 The "Serpentine Otherworldly Dimension" – is a nest which looks like a deep cave with chaotically swirling hebis. It's a dark and "crowded" place, as there REALLY are a lot of snakes mixed in there, doing whatever they want. The hebi who have chosen the path of intellectual enrichment almost never leave it, and remain isolated even from some of their relatives, preferring to gain knowledge from the Progenitors. And the hebi who want to build up their power by eating anything and everything, first being played back at their relatives by endlessly competing for energy and physical dignity, and then go to the otherworld for other yōkai / to the human world for mortals.

𓆓 A "little bit" about the Hebi's birth and reproduction. Like descendant snakes, they have a division into females and males = different reproductive body structure. Nevertheless, it's worth remembering that they are primarily spiritual beings – bodies are just conventions, shells, vessels for holding energy reserves (their main food) – which means that, at a basic level, they are still genderfluid. With some effort, the male can "grow" the necessary organ to temporarily hold the foetus in his body, if he wishes to give birth himself. The female, in turn, will also be able to "acquire" a fertilising organ for herself. Another thing is that it's not socially acceptable to do this, or rather no one thinks about it, because in principle there is rarely any love for one's partner/offspring = there is no self-conscious desire to necessarily reproduce (It's only intensified by instinct during the 'mating season' after molting, which is essentially the work of the Progenitors).  The reproductive anatomy of females and males is a mixture of snake's + human's anatomy. Males have no nipples and navel, but two hemipenises – its appearance can vary depending on the "enlightenment way" chosen, but generally it resemble tentacles that narrow towards the end (the male can move them almost as deftly as his tail). The location is inside the tail, in the human groin area. Females have breasts (which are more the result of mutation or desire, i.e. their function is accessory), two clitoris + the semblance of a uterus, so yes, Hebis are viviparous. However, they don't carry a foetus – fertilisation occurs when a piece of the male's energy is injected into the uterine zone through the hemipenis and this piece is formed into one or more life forms that grow to the size of a baby in a matter of minutes and burst out of the mother's womb (* the mother doesn't die from it – she can heal such a wound). The process of such an express birth, and the fact of pregnancy itself – is very undesirable for any parent, so females use all possible contraceptive methods (for example, by forming a barrier inside themselves to prevent the long hemipenis from reaching the "danger zone").  Another thing is that hebis mating is always a wild and aggressive process. A female may be attacked by several males with the sole purpose of taking as much of her life energy as possible – and not always the surrounded individual have time to fight back and react appropriately.

𓆓 It goes without saying that baby-snakes are very unwelcome "guests" in the Hebi's world, given the circumstances of their birth as described above. Once they are born, their parents don't hesitate to abandon them to their fate, while other hebis are ready to crush the cubs with their multi-kilogram tails at any time, or devour them as a snack. In other words, the first minutes of a Hebi's life are spent trying to survive. And getting back to Korekiyo... He survived, in fact, thanks to his slightly stronger, more active and eldest only for a few seconds sister :D Contrary to all the laws of yōkai's empathy, Miyadera was born with a protective instinct and took great care of her little brother, realising from the first seconds that in this world you can only exist in peace if you become "stronger, harder, faster" (so, she ate... other baby-snakes that she met along the way). In one day, she and Kiyo heard of the existence of other dimensions of Yōkai (and not only), found a way to move to one of those "inter-worlds", and grew there until their views abruptly diverged. They didn't squabble – it was just that Miyadera had let Kiyo go to the human world, figuring that he would want to sate not their knowledge, but their flesh, roughly speaking :'D But as I have written before, although future conflict is inevitable, they will eventually come to some understanding, thanks to a deeper and healthier sibling bond. I wanted it to be like that, at least in this universe. Also, without straying too far from the subject of baby-snakes, I think it's worth mentioning that the Hebi don't age visually, as they are "immortal until killed". Or to be more precise, born in the form of a baby, they change for a while, but as soon as the outward appearance takes on the characteristics of a young man/woman – "ageing" stops and the actual age is only reflected in the volume and length of the tail. If a Hebi wants to become a giant snake in every sense of the word, he is more likely to abandon anything human in his appearance.

𓆓 I mentioned in passing above that the main food for the hebi is a soul energy, as they are (again) spiritual beings and all the magic available to them is the result of what they have previously accumulated. If in the case of the "path of knowledge" everything is generally transparent (knowledge is an immaterial, conscious product; the more knowledge — the sooner the otherworldly being develops), then it's worth clarifying something about nutrition in the usual sense of this word. At first I assumed that the Hebi had a snake stomach that ran the length of their body, and that their jaw expanded to absorb food many times its own size.... But then I thought: why do we need all this fuss and convention for? 😆 All the Hebi have left of the snakes (which, I remind you, are their descendants — the same creations of the Progenitors) is the ability to expand their jaws to the size of at least a human head. After such a powerful yawn, the characteristic cracks in their cheeks remain for a while, but then smooth out again for a more naturalistic human appearance. The function of such a jaw is simple — to hold as much as possible... And the "food" will be digested / broken down to the state of the much needed energy substance directly in the mouth. A very environmentally friendly way to get rid of "leftovers" ;) With this body structure, hebi are omnivorous: animals, humans, human food, and other yokai. However, it is logical that they will get no energy from food that doesn't have some sort of soul, which means that eating anything "human" (other than animal carcasses) is completely useless. And yes, "digesting in the mouth" doesn't mean that if a human puts their hand in the mouth of a hebi — they will lose that hand. If the snake realises that you're not trying to feed them lavishly, it will end happily — touch the fangs as much as you like! 😂 Oh, and also, despite the specificity of their diet, they are able to taste and smell quietly. And no hebi performs the act of defecation, urination and sweating.

𓆓 The appearance, as well as the abilities of the hebi, can be completely unique. Thus, horns are a reminder of their connection to dragons (although, as proud, self-loving and self-sufficient creatures, they prefer not to draw such a parallel); essentially don't affect any characteristics, but there are some individuals who consciously use those horns as an indicator of their own strength, status, and age. Sometimes the horns are artificially enlarged and this "crown" can exceed the volume of the head (which generally doesn't prevent such a hebi from moving)... Kiyo doesn't care about such things and even treats it as some kind of teenage mischief :'D But the tail colouring is more interesting topic. There may even be some gene pooling at work here, producing an infinite variety of colours and patterns on them, but there are variants that are considered VERY attractive to individuals of both sexes — and this is vividly expressed during the mating season. In my AU, the owner of such colouring would be Shuichi Saihara after his amazing rebirth :D In his case, literally all EP are pumped into attractiveness, and from that point of view, he is very lucky not to have been born in the "Hebi dimension" ;)

𓆓 The species division of humanworld snakes is, to some extent, a result of what is going on in their Hebi-creators. For example, Kiyo isn't venomous because he didn't need such an ability, but other relatives who chose "development by eating" could acquire various venoms just to "take it easy". It should be understood that "human poisons", the venom of ordinary snakes, and other vicious substances are nothing compared to the paranormal venom of the Hebi. Accordingly, all of the above will not apply to them. The best way to kill a venomous yokai is to sic an equally venomous one to them. Another known power of snakes is constriction. In battles, Korekiyo will use the abilities of his tail + the agility and cunning gained by teleporting short distances. And the imagination doesn't stop there — hebies can even sail the seas if they want to, and it's not for nothing that there's such a strong connection in folklore between snakes-werewolves and something aquatic!

𓆓 And the last thing I'd like to point out for understanding these creatures — is the spectrum of feelings. Hebi's can't crying — and it's not just their physiology. Feelings of sadness, longing, despair are, if not atrophied, buried very, very deeply in their souls. In other words, they are not deprived of the ability to experience this full range of feelings - there are simply no external circumstances that would allow them to express them in any way. Yokai's temperament will always be about something negative in human terms — irritation, rage, pride, cunning, temper, lying... But understandably, there are exceptions. For example, when the hebi do feel sympathy for each other — it becomes possible to trace their own "snake love language". Kissing, active tactile types of caresses like patting/scratching "it's something for human". But weaving, rubbing, squeezing, various tail sliding — this is what we need. At most, they can clasp each other in a hug or intertwine their fingers... Which overall looks gentle ~

That's it for now!! I hope I've satisfied someone's curiosity, or just fascinated with unconventional biology, ahah! 😜🐍

[kuriruki]

I realized I never posted this HLSHJKDNSHHSMMS but anyways I made designs of aiyuu nails based on the yume fanfare costumes!

It’s ok to use them! :D

And an early hbd to my favorite precious boys! 💛💙

[utterlyinevitable]

bit of an angsty ask: how would your mc react if ethan forgot their birthday? was he planning a surprise all along or did he genuinely forget? are they hurt or are birthdays not a big deal to them? what about drake & anya? colin & pen? honestly talk to me about all your pairings and never stop please <333

E&B: Ethan Ramsey would never. The simp celebrated her birthday intern year! Tracked her down to give her a card and a kiss. If it just so happened to be Becca’s birthday and the first words out of Ethan’s mouth weren’t ‘happy birthday’ she would be a little sus. She wouldn’t make a thing out of it but Bec would definitely be over thinking that he’s up to something. And maybe he is! Or maybe he’s just messing with her! She doesn’t know and it’s driving her insane!!! Before dinner he more than makes up for it always. As much as Becca says it’s not a big deal and she doesn’t want to make her birthday a big deal it hurts when the ones you love most don’t make the effort on this particular day. Ethan knows this and always always always makes it memorable ❤️❤️❤️

E&O: once again this man would never forget his beloveds birthday. She’s his entire world anddd Odette loves her birthday. It’s always and affair that she spends months planning. Five years into their relationship she begins allowing Ethan to plan her day as a nice little treat. The only caveat is that she needs to know general idea of the plan. My girl hates not knowing things. He does try to surprise her with a day of adventure and it fails spectacularly (bc Odette will make alternate plans when she feels ignored), hence the general plan rule. It’s to keep her from herself 😂 As the years go by they begin to plan together and it becomes less of a day centered around her and a day of experiences for them.

A&D: oh poor Drake does forget her birthday - but it’s not his fault! Taking care of children and the farm is hard work! How’s he meant to remember things if she doesn’t put it on his calendar and remind him!! sweet sassy baby anya doesn’t let him get away with it. She tells him in not so many words that he’s being a dunce. Passive aggressively dropping hints in comments to the kids and staff and messaging everyone out of the group chat not to say HBD in it to mess with him further.

C&P: oh boy my heart hurts just thinking about these two ❤️‍🩹 Colin always wished Pen happy birthday on social media, as one would do with a friend person, but would never say it to her unless he physically saw her, which was only once or twice growing up. But even those messages you send acquaintances stopped with the Great Fallout. Pen never made a big deal out of her birthday because her parents never did - she was conditioned to be that way 😕 so any little acknowledgment made her feel special and meant the world (especially attention from him). As the years go by Pen’s uni mates try to make a big deal out of her birthday but the damage has already been done. And when pen and Colin begin their on/off fwb crap Colin always makes it a point to be back in her life for her birthday (he forgot about it the first yesr and so makes up for his own error every year since). Pen doesn’t want to think into it. She also prefers to shut down any and all birthday specific plans he makes for them that isn’t sex at his hotel.

[ponzu-penzui]

hbd otoya!!

very important day today!!

it's my best boi's bday today

so, happy birthday golden child of jp anime male idols i hope you get lots of curry and cake today :D

[nene-mimir]

I wish i can do a comic or something more elaborate for Ace's Birthday, but I can't so here is this :)

[zhenning]

李振宁工作室OFFICIAL: (trans)

To: 25 year old Li Zhenning

letter trans.

[moonchu]

Happy birthday Min Yoongi

[nitsu-chi11]

“Happy Birthday”  09-10-17

Takizawa Seidou (I both do the traditional and digital for seidou’s b-day:p. btw seidou’s get-up in first image was in chapter 104)

[iiiloveu]

TURN UP !!! IT’S MARK LEE’S TIME TO SHINE

[svchengss]

— lover boy

xiaojun x reader | fluff | hbd vocal legend <3 | listen to lover boy by phum viphurit !! also, reblogs and feedbacks are appreciated :D

“just give me one night and i’ll make you the happiest person in the world,” dejun rested his left elbow on the bar, his left hand holding his drink.

“i’d like to see you try,” you pushed a few strands of your hair behind your ears, displaying the expensive looking jewellery hanging onto them. you wouldn’t lie, the man in front of you did charm you, the hawaiian shirt with two buttons undone on his figure giving a glimpse of his collarbones.

“definitely,” and off the both of you go, exploring the beautiful city of bangkok at night. he’s merely a stranger you met at the bar but somehow, he made you feel safe. it’s also nice having a partner for tonight, your trip initially meant to be a solo one.

your bare feet touch the soft texture of sand at the beach, your sandals dangling on your fingers. the night breeze is definitely strong, your dress being blown to the respective direction. mr. moon is looking ethereal, it’s light illuminating the location. you’d steal quick glances at dejun who’s walking alongside you, only to find that he’s been staring at you all this time.

he’d stop by the stalls to check out some accessories and buy the ones that would suit you the most. to be fair, you look perfect with anything. to him, you’re the epitome of beauty, a fine piece of art and definitely, his love at first sight. just being able to be by your side even for a short while, he truly cherishes the moment.

your midnight rendezvous eventually ends when you reach your hotel but not wanting to let each other go. the distance between the two of you is nearly non-existent, you even thought he was going in for a kiss upon seeing his puckered lips. you slowly closed your eyes, preparing yourself for the incoming contact. instead, he gently flicked your forehead, making you fake scold him and earning a soft giggle.

“i’ll see you when i see you, my love,” he whispered into your ears before turning on his heels, walking on his own path. you later noticed a rolled piece of small paper in the locket he bought you, with his number written on it.

this sure is a tale to tell.