i started a pesterchum memo 6 hours ago called Kyle's BBQ & Grill to offset all the serious rooms called like Republic or Project Human and i sat in it alone for 6 hours and completely forgot i made it and was just about to go to bed when some fucking tavros roleplayer just strolled in and in the midst of me fucking around with him a little because i didnt have the heart to tell him im not a roleplayer the puzzle pieces of the universe just fell into place and i witnessed the most in character interaction of my fucking life
i met god at 1am tonight and it was in an imaginary diner
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My brother: hey (deadname), you’re not Charlie.
Me, Charlie, doing my homework: …what?
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Wolfwood: Ah egads! July is ruined! But what if I were to smoke... Mmm, smoking. Delightful
(referencing this)
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begging pleading crying throwing up n PLEASE come back i wanna talk to you. what does hilda have that i don't monologue to ME about the nature of humans
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got blood work done today and i just remembered a time i got blood work done as a teen. after the nurse drew like 6 vials of the stuff, i asked him “is all that mine?” and he said “not anymore” and walked off
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
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sitting in class rn and some dude just got up, went “yo teach, I’m gonna go home” and nobody did anything?????? he just left???
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every day I know my brother a little less. every day I'm further away from the only person I've ever begged for before God. every day I lose another piece of myself.
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