I love how the Metatron is so obviously the toxic boss. Throwing down one Prince of Heaven is ok, but it happening again makes it LOOK like an institutional problem?
Honey, it’s you. You’re the institutional problem.
I've been binging Batman Beyond recently (Terry ily so much) and thought about how- bc of the JLU twist which I think isn't even canon to the comics BB verse but shhh bare with me- he'd technically be Damian's half brother??? Which is just so ridiculously soap opera to me. I need them to interact in a silly time travel adventure so bad you don't even understand (ID in alt)
I was thinking about this & something tells me if Fizz used the horn every morning, Ozzie would eventually get used to it & sleep through it. It still works on Ozzie because the horn isn’t the only thing Fizz uses to wake him.
He has various things.
All of them extremely obnoxious, but unapologetically & fittingly Fizz.
so I heard there’s a non-canon RE game where a shapeshifter switches places with Leon and that sounds like a very scary plot point they should stick in one of the main games because WHAT
Couldnt she just fly through the hole in the ceiling(?) and go fetch 7 human souls or something?
Maybe rob a graveyard i dunno
I always imagined that the barrier looks less like, well, a barrier and more like a giant piss-off force field around the area
So even though monsters lived in the ruins for so long, no one bothered to climb/dig their way out the other end. Or if they did, they found out the barrier was still there the hard way
So yeah, martlet never bothered to try flying out from that way. You'd need a monster and human soul to get out after all.
After frisk fell though....
Barrier's made of anti-monster magic. Y'know, to stop monsters from like trying to bash their way out through brute force I guess. Most monsters begin to feel physically weak as they near the barrier, which makes flying out with a human child on your back just that much harder
obsessed with julian asking "what did they do to you? is it some kind of punishment device?" in the wire because my god if this man didn’t go from "this is garak my super cool spy pal who i go on secret missions with and sometimes fuck teehee but also yeah his planet’s kinda fucked up and he’s got some weird ideas but we’re working on it" to "this is garak he's my precious little angel babyman who has been horribly traumatized and brainwashed by his government but it's okay because i'm a doctor and i will fuck and suck the fascism out of him if it’s the last thing i do" in just two years. shit's wild
I've always liked Cucurucho because he's a weird little dude, he's fun for the narrative, and whenever he shows up you know something interesting is about to happen.
HOWEVER I have never in my life sympathized with Cucurucho more than I did in that moment where he opened the door, saw the dark matter infecting everything, and just stood there in silence for a moment clearly thinking "Oh, FFS."
Man's an overworked underpaid unappreciated office worker who's dealing with stuff way above his pay grade while his boss is off doing who knows what. I'm grabbing my screen and shaking it rn like "I GET IT CUCURUCHO! I GET IT!! I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE, I UNDERSTAND!!!"
Y'all, how old are Bud and Glenn? Because I really want an AU where a 15-ish-year-old og!Cale gets tossed at some random place by a wrong teleportation scroll and they end up parenting him.
Yes, even after he gets back to his territory.
"We can't just leave him alone like this, Glenn. Someone has to stop the baby from drinking stuff he shouldn't. What if he gets an alcohol overdose and dies? What if he drinks poison again and it works?!"
"...I wasn't going to stop you. But you forgot to pack your paperwork."