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adxmanial · 3 months

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proceeds to put him in more and more elaborate clothes

#my art #my ocs #lazarus #hes like an onion #has Layers #nods sagely

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wield-the-mighty-pen · 9 months

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#Hes like an onion #He has layers #you know hes just a real dude #and i definitely didnt look up rhymes for mad to get some assistance with this 👀#adrien agreste #chat noir #miraculous ladybug #mlb #miraculous #ml #miraculeakless #ml leak free

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setaflow · 6 months

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Gay pride happens in June and gay wrath happens whenever hbomberguy drops a 3+ hour video essay about a specific topic

#hbomberguy #Just watched the full 4 hour plagiarism video and go OFF you funky bisexual king #Also I feel like people casually mention that Internet Historian and that Blare chick should've gotten mentioned more but honestly #Good on him for taking down Luke Stephens too-- who is now afaik a huge channel for video game news #So anyway video good go watch it and go support queer content creators who are not James Somerton :)#See y'all in 2024 when he drops a 5 hour essay on Onion farming or whatever #Seta speaks #top posts #5k #10k

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clementineskesh · 1 year

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the best thing about benoit blanc's clearly established emotional intelligence is knowing with 100% certainty that he did everything in his power to hurt miles bron's feelings on purpose

#like. icon #glass onion #making fun of the puzzle box? solving the mystery? having a wide-eyed condescension like he doesn't know what he's doing?#not to mention blatanlty insulting him and also baiting him into big speeches where he'd embarrass himself.#blanc knows what he's doing and what he's doing is making this little bitch cry

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night-eyes1 · 1 year

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#glass onion #I am talking about his clothes #But also his personality too #In the first film he was like calm and cool detective #In the second movie hes much more like a adorable sunshine #benoit blanc #daniel craig #hugh grant #knives out #glass onion a knives out mystery #edward norton #janelle monae #phillip blanc #miles bron #helen brand #cassandra brand #rian johnson

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the-mad-prince-of-denmark · 1 year

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Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

#glass onion a knives out mystery #glass onion #benoit blanc #if it’s the first thing then you know it was a bickering-to-lovers situation #like Phillip thought he was completely ridiculous and overblown #and then they grow closer to the point where they’re flirting while like. some jackass is shooting at people right behind them #just them renacting the scene from clue #‘how do you even get into that position?!’ ‘well here let me show you’#if it’s the second thing then they keep just pumping into each other buying the same pretentious items #blanc just wears him down #personal

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spacediddly · 1 year

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The funniest thing to me about Benoit Blanc in Glass Onion is that I didn’t realize that his striped outfit at the pool was a swimsuit, so I just saw him get in the water in his little suit and was like “yeah, that makes sense for him”

#i literally did not realize it was a bathing suit #I just thought he was like that #glass onion #glass onion a knives out mystery #benoit blanc #daniel craig

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piss-off-erik · 1 year

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things I expected from watching glass onion with my family: a fun evening with a movie I know we’ll all enjoy

things I did not expect from watching glass onion with my family: my mother going on a 15 minute rant about how much she hates Hugh grant (based on his 15 seconds of screen time) and how Benoit Blanc deserves better, and then my dad defending Hugh Grant because he was holding a sourdough starter and that’s the ‘sign of a caring partner’

#it was a wild ride from start to finish #my mum says she hates Hugh grant specifically because he’s too posh btw it’s based on nothing but his accent #glass onion #glass onion spoilers #I don’t feel like it’s really spoilers but I’ll tag it anywa

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maid-of-the-golden-deer · 1 year

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an underrated glass onion detail is miles saying his mother took him to the louvre when he was six- a subtle implication about how like, he CLEARLY had money to start with. he didnt conveniently have all those connections that helped everyone early on, or that helped him start alpha with andi.

like most rich people, he started with money and gained more and more.

#glass onion #knives out #miles bron #andi DID work hard and was rewarded but the moment he felt threatened he made it clear how precarious it all was for someone like her #who actually had to earn it #i bet that if the situation reversed he had some family connections that could have helped him actually fight a court case

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goldenhawk-k · 1 year

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Guys please. Benoit Blanc wasn’t “hinted at” being gay in Glass Onion. He IS gay. CANONICALLY. Even if Rian Johnson didn’t confirm that Hugh Grant is in a romantic relationship with Blanc, if it was a woman answering the door, everyone would just assume that was his girlfriend or wife or smth.

This isn’t something that’s ever gonna be explored bc the movies aren’t about his identity. They’re barely about Blanc. He’s just the world’s greatest detective, and he just so happens to be gay.

#and married to hugh grant #sorry I’ve seen too many people going omg they implied Blanc was gay #HE IS GAY!!!!#glass onion #i got to see glass onion one to two months early depending on what you consider the release date #and now it’s out so I can rant #benoit blanc #also his names Philip #like canonically the character that Hugh grant plays is named Phillip

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fritzllang · 1 year

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honestly I think hugh grant lucked out with his glass onion role. a couple hours of shooting at most, no press work, no interviews, and he gets to be remembered by everyone as famous detective benoit blanc's live in sexy malewife

#'ill just play this 10 second cameo role no big deal'#*becomes the next tumblr girlfriend*#you guys dont understand what this is doing to 13 year old me who watched every hugh grant film he could get his hands on #ive waited all my life for aomething like this #glass onion #knives out #hugh grant #daniel craig #rian johnson

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merukins · 5 months

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Edgy Kieran is cool and all but I like the real Kieran better

#he can still wear his jacket in the cunty way tho #onion or original Kieran both is good #oo maybe he can just put his hair up when he’s being serious #hmm yes I like it #that’d be neat then I CAN have both #fanart #Pokémon Kieran #Pokémon Juliana #Pokémon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon violet #Pokémon scarlet #chibi #mini comic

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wherestoriescomefrom · 1 year

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rian johnson took all that time, put in all that effort to make glass onion a fantastic period piece to the first four months of pandemic, a prescient narrative that anticipates the stupidity of rich billionaires, and then pulled the rug from under us because the world of benoit blanc just straight up doesn't have the mona lisa anymore

#Some geniuses in the notes are talking about how it wasn't the real mona lisa #And I'm editing my tags because tumblr is a website with minimal reading comprehension #But the POINT is that he went through all that effort to make the world canon complaint with ours #Only to DESTROY a cultural artefact real or not #Having massive political implications for the world #And that's what I was pointing out. Here and in another reblog that presumably no one will care to fish out #It's in the replies for those looking #Anyway I hope rian johnson makes ten of these without the mona lisa #Also as a side note. So many movies have ignored covid #Not this man. He's like no we'll include it. But if we divert from canon reality #We're going to destroy the mona lisa #Love that for him. Icon #hello void this is ridiculosity #knives out #glass onion #benoit blanc mysteries

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coldbycrossfade · 7 months

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