I think the next arc should start with Chuuya getting back and freaking out that there are government surgeons in the mafia base, only to learn that the Black Lizard kidnapped them bc they want them to fix Tachihara.
Imagine being a top secret surgeon and some old man grabs you and starts threatening you very coldly and aggressively. And then brings you to the mafia. I’d cry.
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sometimes i like to imagine hirotsu is just the go to guy for crush ranting
like my man will be trying to relax, have a drink, and chuuya will burst in like "can you fucking believe the NERVE of that bastard DAZAI????"
and then after a few hours of that, he'll be like finally, but then higuchi will come in like "akutagawa senpai is so handsome but gin is kind of cool too, i don't know what to-"
and then after a few hours of that, akutagawa will burst in like "THAT DAMNED WERETIGER SMILED AT ME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD I KILL HIM???"
and after a few hours of that
chuuya bursts in again like "WHY IS THAT BASTARD DAZAI'S NEW PARTNER SO TALL AND WHO EVEN GROWS OUT THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT WHY DID DAZAI GET A HANDSOME PARTNER WHY NOT ME"
and after a bit of that akutagawa bursts in again "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THREATENED THE WERETIGER BUT HE JUST GIGGLED AND NOW I HAVE A DATE"
and then after a few hours of that he tries to relax and tachihara bursts in like "I LIKE GIN DOES THAT MEAN IM GAY"
and after a few hours of that-
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Old man yaoi, as promised
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The Port Mafia (2023)
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Mafia losers
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“Mhm, how odd. They stopped fighting…?”
Post mission troupe is very dear to me specially if it’s tachigin
They were really arguing in the backseat with no seatbelts on , Gin trying to get Tachi’s place and getting half their body crashed by him until they gave up and exhaustion caught up to the two of them. They are ridiculous, yes.
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Most valuable member of the Port Mafia is Hirotsu. No one knows when he joined. No one can imagine the Port Mafia without him.
Mori has even joked Hirotsu joined before him and will probably be there after him too.
Hirotsu doesn't just serve the Port Mafia, he is Mafia through and through.
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soukoku marrige saga pt 7
Tachihara: Hirotsu. You knew Chuuya and Dazai were married right?
Hirotsu: Yeah i was there when it happened.
Tachihara: so why did you let me flirt with Chuuya! You could have told me something!
Hirotsu: I thought it was funny and I wanted to see Dazai fight you. Im an old man, let me have some fun
Tachihara: and what did you do recently?
Hirotsu: What are you talking about?
Tachihara: Dazai sent me a very threatening message
Chuuya: *appears* what did my asshole husband do?
Tachihara: since when was he not 'bandaged bastard'?
Hirotsu: I told Dazai that Tachihara is trying to steal is husband.
Chuuya: first of all, Tachi shut up. second, Hirotsu what?
Tachihara: im so fucked arent I
Chuuya and Hirotsu: yeah probably
Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1
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Let's be honest, everyone loves these DILFS:
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@sunnikos
mori: i called you all here to discuss your unprofessional relationships with the armed detective agency
chuuya, wearing a too big black shirt w/ a red ribbon and a too big tan coat: what? people are having relationships with the damned agency? what the fuck happened to loyalty!
akutagawa, with atsushi still on his back fast asleep: i was wondering the same thing. the mafia and the agency are two worlds that should never mix
hirotsu already typing up an email to tell fukuzawa about this meeting, while also delightfully telling him how his kids and hirotsu's grandkids are all getting along: how highly unprofessional
kouyou, online shopping to buy kyouka a cotton candy machine because she expressed interest: you all should be ashamed
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things are slow at the port mafia so mori sends dazai and chuuya to an ice skating rink, informs them of the soon-to-be terrorist attack (that is not coming) and tells them to blend in
on the cameras he had his men set up, he calls in kouyou and hirotsu to watch as the demon prodigy clings to a boy with a god inside of him, because if he doesn’t fall, there’s nothing incriminating
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Hirotsu explaining soukoku relationship.
Hirotsu : denial is a river in Egypt and Dazai kun and Chuuya kun are happyly drowning in it.
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Black Lizard day is upon us
+bonus Hirotsu
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