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#Holy Miraculous Batman
the-coffee-fandom · 11 months
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Siblings Be Like
Jason: *holds door open*
Dick: Why thank you. You’re the most gentlemanly gentleman I ever have had the pleasure to gentleman
Jason: I don’t gentle no man
Roy from afar: Can concur
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rel312 · 11 months
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My thoughts on Miraculous Re-Creation (The Final Day Part 2) SPOILERS!!!
Why are we opening on Lila/Cerise/whatever her name is instead of that cliffhanger!!!
Alec looks fabulous
SHE WEARS COLORED CONTACTS????
FEI!!!
She calls him Uncle Wang!
How did she know about the rings though?
LUKA IS WITH THE OTHER MASTER??????
ALIX!!!!
They’re bringing in everyone from the specials!
Go off Marinette! Beat his ass!
Did… did gabriel just spit out dirt???
“My true nightmare… is you!” This show is killing me
Jagged Stone is really going off, good for him
“Twinsie”???? Juleka and Luka twins confirmed???
Also nice reunion moment
I AM the nightmare” lmao ok Batman
Oh my god she’s seeing Emilie
Too late for this revelation now gabe
Girl that was so stupid whyyyy
Hello???
What are these kwami forms??????
GIMMI?????????
Please don’t not tell Adrien, he needs to know
Is gabe gonna do what I think he’s gonna do?
Oh… my god???
Hello????????
I mean good for Adrien and Emilie and Ms Bustier but what the fuck just happened????
They made a fucking statue for him???????
THEY SAID I LOVE YOU AHHHHHHHHH
They all get to be permanent holders now???
Holy shit
And of course she has the butterfly miraculous, I mean we all knew she would but damn
Umm… WHAT was that????
I am incapable of coherent thoughts right now that was INSANE
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badwolften · 1 year
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So here’s a random Brucinette centric maribat piece I did... There is some very begrudging soulmate vibes here. Maybe giving some hades and persephone-esque vibes... Hope you guys enjoy! Also dropping a random link to the Holy Miraculous, Batman discord for anyone who wants to join our little maribat family.https://discord.gg/YzgcCdkACH 
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humblefryingpan · 1 month
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I feel like so many shows make the worst people the main character and rely on people rooting for them just bc they're the main character
(This is a long ass really bitchy post about lots of fandoms I'm in sorry in advance if you choose to read this. Also these are just my opinions, please don't be mad at me 😅)
Once upon a time - Emma Swan screws Regina over billions of times (if you put up your child for a closed adoption, that means you can't go steal him back because his new mum is a bit mean to you??) but whenever Regina is an asshole back (or a lot of the time when she didn't do anything) she's the "evil character"
How I met your mother - Ted Mosby is full of himself, never developed as a character and doesn't really care about any of his friends feelings.
Batman - Bruce himself. What the fuck, why does he treat his kids like that??? Tim's 16th birthday? In some older comics he punched Dick? Also he's a ✨billionaire✨ in a city that's such a mess and never tried to help with that (to my knowledge)
Heathers - Veronica is a bad person that acts like she's amazing. No one in this is really meant to be a fully good person though so moving on.
Hazbin Hotel - I know I'm meant to root for Charlie's dream but holy shit can she stay out of other people's business for once? Her "rehabilitation" is peer pressure from an adult woman who acts like she's 12
Miraculous Ladybug - Marinette is a literal stalker. She's such a an awful person and I swear every season I've watched she's got worse. Just because you're a "hero" doesn't mean your life is more important than someone else's
Most Alice Osman books - Angel from IWBFT, Francis from radio silence, I forgot her name because I didn't get that far in but the girl from loveless, all drive me crazy. They're so self centered (Francis sees someone crying and immediately makes it about her?)
Also Ted from the lorax (self centered and a bit creepy), Harry Potter (billionare wizard chad), Mirabel from encanto (self centered and victim complex) and most anime protagonists
And there are a bunch of shows where the asshole main characters are intentional they still get so much more development than these people (blitz from Helluva boss, the main character in doki doki literature club, etc)
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queer-cosette · 2 months
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AO3 tag game
Thank you for the tag @apopcornkernel my love kissing u /p
how many works do you have on ao3?
45 right now!
what's your total ao3 word count?
According to my stats page, 781,604! Holy smokes, Batman!
what fandoms do you write for?
Right now, mainly Heathers, but I've also written for Les Misérables, Derry Girls, Monster High, Miraculous Ladybug, Total Drama, Equestria Girls, and Rainbow High, and have posted some original work on AO3 too (mostly poetry).
what are your top 5 fics by kudos?
mArinette (a Miraculous Ladybug easy A AU)
today I woke up wanting to kiss you (plotless Duncney fluff)
Cute Boys With Short Haircuts (Miraculous Ladybug angsty one-sided identity reveal)
Mistlejoke (Miraculous Ladybug christmas fluff)
Waitin' on the Sunrise (shameless fluffy JDonica porn with plot)
do you respond to comments?
I try to lol. Usually I'll respond in batches because executive dysfunction is The Worst
what is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?
Ooh, does original poetry count? Because if so, Kathryn, a midlength poem I wrote about Kathryn Howard the fifth wife of Henry VIII who was beheaded between the ages of 17 and 22. Or maybe these are times that can’t be weathered (and we have never been back there since then), a story about a Miraculous OC discovering Hawkmoth’s identity.
what's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?
Personally, I think it’s The Dark Gate, part four of my Les Mis Winx Club AU. The happy ending is really earned and needed.
do you get hate on fics?
Not really since I stopped regularly writing for Miraculous Ladybug. Boy, that was a wild experience. The fandom was really big at the time and it was the post-Season 3 salt era, so Opinions were both abundant and poor in quality.
do you write smut? if so, what kind?
Yes indeed! I was born on the run (but I’ll die holding your hand) and Waitin’ on the Sunrise are both JDonica smut fics that I am very very proud of! They’re… very fluffy. You know that rule about how you see in fandom the stuff that was missing from the source material? Look, I just want my awful blorbos to be happy. And also to bang a lot.
do you write crossovers? what's the craziest one you've written?
Does On Se Sent Comme Par Magie count? It’s really more fusion fic, it’s the characters of Les Mis living out the plot of Winx Club. Look, it just… it made sense in my head, y’know?
have you ever had a fic stolen?
Not as far as I know, and I hope it never happens!
have you ever had a fic translated?
No, but I did write an English translation of a fic I wrote in my native Scots! Never posted it, though.
have you ever co-written a fic before?
I have tried and miserably failed. I just can’t do it, babes.
what's your all time favourite ship?
Probably JDonica. I just… he’d kill for her?? And he does?? Does it get more chewable than that??
what's a WIP you want to finish but sometimes doubt you ever will?
Oh god I haven’t actually written anything for two months. I need to get back to Waitin’ on the Sunrise, The Last Faery on Earth (Part 5 of OSSCPM), and The Mystery Solvers of Derry (Derry Girls SDMI AU).
what are your writing strengths?
According to my beta reader for OSSCPM, readability, characterisation, and cliffhangers.
what are your writing weaknesses?
I’m really bad for run-on sentences - it’s not my fault, okay, I started reading Les Mis when I was sixteen and impressionable, and Victor Hugo did a number on my psyche that I doubt will ever be reversed because unfortunately Vicky Huge-ho lives rent-free in my skull and whispers in my ear to just use more semicolons like the whore he is.
thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?
I’ve written in Scots before, which was fun! I kind of want to do it again, but the Plot Bunnies aren’t cooperating right now.
first fandom you wrote for?
I think. Technically. It was a documentary about Sperm Whales that had a really sad ending that I saw when I was six and I wrote a little book that gave it a happier ending, if that counts? If not, probably Equestria Girls. Although, thank god, my early fic experiments are all stored on a hard drive that will never see the light of day again.
favorite fic you've written?
I was born on the run (but I’ll die holding your hand)!! Fluffy JDonica smut for the win!!
tagging: @theladyfae @private-bryan @galahadwilder @swxxtcidxr if yous want to xo
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abyssal-ali · 1 month
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Socials + Links
⇢ Ao3 (all works) + Wattpad (longer fics only)
⇢ Masterlist (Batfam + miscellanea)
⇢ Maribat Masterlist
⇢ Maribat sideblog: @/ali-annals
I've been told I'm the Bruce Wayne of Discord servers -_-; Allow me to disprove it:
↠ DC
JaySteph Server (18+) | @/jaysteph-server
↠ DCxMLB/Maribat
Holy Miraculous, Batman! (Gen)
Maribat After Dark (18+ NSFW)
Maribat? Get In! (Gen)
Miraculous Swiftibat (Gen Swifties x Maribatters unite)
Pistol Pixies' Library (Gen Jasonette) | @/official-jasonette-server
The Maribat Server (Gen) | @/maribatserver
Timari Coven Mafia (Gen Timari) | @/official-timari-server
↠ MLB
Love Bugs & Snake Charmers (Gen Lukanette) | @/lovebugs-and-snakecharmers
Feel free to ask/DM for invites to these or other servers <3
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ao3feed-brucewayne · 10 months
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Rose Gold Eyes
read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/v1wIgLF by Coffee (The_Coffee_Fandom) The rooftops were often silent at night, the streets were where havoc rained. The rooftops were often silent at night, a cat endlessly chasing darkness. The rooftops were often silent at night, and so that’s where she lay. The rooftops were often silent at night, so was her suffering. Words: 3998, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 4 of Flowers Aren't Always A Love Language Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug, Maribat - Fandom Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Categories: F/F Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, Cirrus (The-Coffee-Fandom’s Original Kwami) Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Selina Kyle Additional Tags: Hanahaki Disease, the-coffee-fandom's Hanahaki Hours 2023, oh my goodness I’m a tag, gonna cry of joy, HH2023, Hanahaki Hours 2023, maribat rare pairs, tt2023, Discord: Tag Team Tournament (DCU & Miraculous Ladybug), Discord: Maribat Server, Discord: Holy Miraculous Batman!!!, Original Kwamis, thats my baby in there, took me ages to figure out what to name Marinette, Lady gays, Suitable/Safe for Coffee, No beta we die like my sanity without AO3 read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/v1wIgLF
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therealmyers78 · 1 year
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There is a special someone, whom I care about and love with my whole heart❤️. And they mean the whole world to me. When I look into her eyes. I see the oceans reflection of a cool winter's moon. And her hugs are like the comfort of a warm blanket. She is there for me in the darkest of times, and like a light she brings me out of them. When I first met this person, I knew this person was special. I knew I wanted to be there and be her friend. Care and support this person. She was in a rough patch, and so was I. It worked out really. She wasn't looking for anything, and neither was I. But I grew from just knowing them the first few weeks to being their bestfriend, that led to wanting to know them better. And better led to more...and more and more and more!😂. Late night calls and laughs and chuckles. Miraculous conversation that always involved some sort of reference or topic relating to Batman lol. And by that point I knew. I love her🌹We ofc got together, and she made (makes) me the happiest man. She teaches me alot. About her, life, etc. I learned about the skill and precision of which she draws. How she makes every little line count. I learned about farm work, horses especially. She loves them. I was never particularly fond of them, however I do take a liking to Ms. Wendy;) This girl taught me more about myself as a man, and as a person than I ever knew beforehand. Well into this point we're knee deep in the relationship and we've survived and fought against the odds. TOGETHER. You see, she has been there for me when I've almost died, been sick as a dog, delt with immeasurable struggles and she still manages to grind away and fight every day. Even when it's hard and she is down and out. She gets the fuck back up! She smiles and the flowers bloom. Her hair falls just right in her face, so that you can see and appreciate the little tilt of her head. Her nose scrunched up one day and ever since then I've deemed it "Bunny Nose"😂 She will deny it, but she is truly the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in existence. I don't care if you disagree Tumblr, your opinion is wrong and I will invalidate you!!! Swine!!! Seeing her in my hoodies, wearing my glasses or whatever. Makes me proud, like yes. This person is mine. This person is who I'm with! Seeing her do her makeup in record time (about 15 min probably less) is impressive beyond belief! She helped me with my Michael Myers Cosplay, doing the SFX for the Shotgun Hand from kills and Ends! And she did it. WITH EASE. When she is in the kitchen, she is like a wizard. I swear I think this girl is from the Wizarding world because holy shit she can cook! The way she moves with confidence and elegance. The strength and power she conveys while also being an adorable waifu. The woman practically can man handle me if she wanted too! But she doesn't. She takes care of me. When I was in the ER with my car accident. I was scared and afraid. Alone. But when those curtains slid to the side to reveal her behind them. It was the entrance I was waiting and hoping for. She raced to edge of the Hostpital bed and hugged me. She was there for me. She IS there for me. And I am grateful for my amazing human being. Or gremlin. Waifu. Nerd. Bepis. Robin<3 So in short. There is a special someone. Whom I care alot about. And love, VERY VERY MUCH❤️ @annethewisoblivious #Iloveyou #you're my person #my moon #gahdamyouhot
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ao3feed-ladynoir · 2 years
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Trials and Defibrillations
Trials and Defibrillations by oliviaandersonisntmyrealnamelol
She smiled, eyes shining. “Let's get you fixed up.”
“I didn't think I'd get an angel.”
“Oh, honey, if you're looking for something holy you're in quite the wrong place.”
“Sounds about right,” Jonathan muttered. +++ Or: Marinette Dupain-Cheng opens up a secret clinic for the villains of Gotham under the nose of her roommate. Adrien Agreste opens up a secret clinic for the vigilantes of Gotham under the nose of his roommate. Everything is fine.
Words: 3463, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Jonathan Crane, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Batfamily Members, Batfamily Members & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug & Rogues Gallery (Batman), Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Rogues Gallery (Batman)
Additional Tags: no archive warnings apply? i think?, i mean there will be graphic descriptions of wounds but not violence, idk if that counts, you guys can have this thing, it's been plaguing me for months, the lore for this is rotating in my microwave of a brain on the regular, Crack Treated Seriously, Crack and Angst, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Angst, this fic is a ride lemme tell u, almost entirely because of, Immortality, The Burden of Immortality, ive been in that kind of mood lately for some reason, also just, graphic descriptions of injuries from time to time, i have medical knowledge and by god will i use it, maybe itll come in handy for u but probs not, i just gotta dump my brain out somewhere, Gunshot Wounds, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42746316
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ymirphile · 2 years
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Avatar: The Last Airbender Avatar: Legend of Korra Adventure Time Gravity Falls Miraculous Ladybug Steven Universe Kim Possible Young Justice Green Lantern: TAS Batman TAS Teen Titans Batman Beyond Justice League/Unlimited The Boondocks Metalocalypse X-Men: Evolution Courage the Cowardly Dog Scooby Doo The Grimm Adventures of Billy and Mandy The Amazing World of Gumball Bee and Puppycat She-ra 2018 Carmen Sandiego Tangled Adventures
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Samurai Champloo Cowboy Bebop Death Note Attack on Titan Sailor Moon Ouran High School Host Club Yuri on Ice Princess Tutu
Carmilla The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel Ted Lasso Jane The Virgin Ugly Betty Crazy Ex Girlfriend Eureka The 100 Shameless Schitt's Creek Pitch Orange is the New Black Nimona Red white & royal blue Heartstopper The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Insatiable Orphan Black Constantine Wynonna Earp The Magicians Stranger Things Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Good Place Misfits Parks and Recreation Firefly OUATiW Flight of the Conchords Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia Veronica Mars Fullmetal Alchemist Star Trek Syfys Alice Tin Man M*A*S*H
Gunnerkrigg Court Friendly Hostility The Most Popular Girls In School Agents of Cracked A Very Potter Musical Portal Nancy Drew The Sims Uncharted
Movies
Belle Hidden Figures Lord of the Rings PotC: Curse of the Black Pearl Star Wars Star Trek Indiana Jones The Man From Uncle Clue Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail
Nimona Lilo and Stitch Hunchback of Notre Dame Kubo and the two strings Sleeping Beauty Anastasia Road to El Dorado Prince of Egypt Mulan Moana Encanto UP Brave The Little Mermaid Aladdin Paranorman Coraline Spirited Away Howl's Moving Castle
Ever After: A Cinderella Story Wizard of Oz Penelope Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella 1997 The Princess Bride The Brothers Grimm Enchanted Mary Poppins Hocus Pocus The Princess Diaries Hamilton
Wonder Woman The Dark Knight The Black Panther Captain America Ms. Marvel Spiderverse
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the-coffee-fandom · 11 months
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Siblings Be Like
Dick: Hey! Guess what?
Jason: What?
Dick: Tim is not pregnant
Jason: Of course not. That requires him to be likable
Tim: It’s true
Tim: *dances in gets no bitches*
Dick: There is something wrong with you, you know that?
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wolint · 7 months
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FRESH MANNA
HOLY GHOST MY SUPERHERO
Psalm 94:16-17
There are so many Marvel superheroes on our screens, from Superman to Aqua-Man, all with varying powers, and abilities. Everyone needs a superhero! Who is your favourite superhero? Superman, Spiderman, batman or others?
As super as they are portrayed to be, they still have some weakness, some character flaw that weakens their ability to perform and make them seek to be recharged, revived, or refreshed.
They come to the rescue when called, still limited to one place at a time. They all need a form of transportation to get to their destination and are seen by everyone but justice is at the heart of all they do.
I like Batman! He has no special powers, just his brain and money to dish out justice.
Holy Ghost! My superhero, superstar, yet not the average, garden variety superhero! You don’t see him with the naked eyes but he’s very much there and he is the righteous judge who is fair in administering justice.
He does not need man-made transport to get him to me, he’s with me always.
In response to the question in our text; Who will rise for me against the evildoers? who will stand for me against the workers of iniquity? Requires only one answer! None other than God! Holy Ghost, our helper and superhero.
We’ve yet to see a superhero die for someone, they will go so far as to try and save the victims, unfortunately, sometimes, not on time for some.
Jesus is the ultimate superhero! He died for us, he’s always arriving in times of need and walks with us unconditionally and continually without fear of our foes.
He doesn’t need a red, black, or green cape, He does not need gravity-defying moves or specially modified vehicles to travel because there is no distance, time, or barrier in him.
One of the titles for the Trinity is EL Gibbor, meaning "mighty God according to Isaiah 9:6," and JEHOVAH GIBBOR MILCHAMAH: The Lord mighty in battle according to Psalm 24:8 which indicates God's power and greatness, making Him supreme and sovereign. He is the gracious and righteous Judge of the world.
From Jeremiah 32:18, we read that his steadfast love is to thousands. A covenant love that is to countless generations, making him the Lord of host, Jehovah Sabaoth (Tsebaoth) according to 1 Samuel 1:3.
Unlike human superheroes, my superhero doesn’t save and leaves one helplessly exposed to the constant attack of the enemies, he equips and empowers us to go to battle as well according to 2 Samuel 22:35 which expresses an attribute of strength in battle with the help of God, our superhero.
The villain uses the weaknesses of the Marvel superheroes to trap them and get away or to foil their rescue plan because they can see them coming while trying to defeat them. After all, they know how they perform.
But how do you fight or defeat an enemy you can’t see? Only with the help of one who is stronger, bigger, and wiser than him and according to 1 Timothy 1:17 our superhero is all these things and more, making him unequivocally undefeatable.
My superhero is King eternal (of the universe, of all ages, reigning for eternity), he’s invisible (no one can see him according to John 1:18) and he is the only God there is according to Deuteronomy 6:4.
You don’t only have to be in trouble to call my superhero, he’s waiting for you to reach out to him, so he can bring justice to all. My superhero! The Triune God: GOD THE FATHER, SON AND HOLY GHOST! SUPERHERO!
PRAYER: O Lord, You are my very present help in trouble, and deliver me from all desperate situations. I ask for Your miraculous intervention in turning my circumstances around in Jesus’ name. Amen.
Shalom
WOMEN OF LIGHT INT. PRAYER MIN.
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badwolften · 2 years
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#Holy Miraculous! Batman 4 Charity
I may be comming out of Maribat retirement for a moment. Within the ‘Holy Miraculous! Batman’ discord server, we are considering running a charity commission event (#HMB4Charity) for the next month or so depending on popularity.  In light of what's going on in America right now and the global protests to the decisions that have been made about reproductive rights. I wanted to gage interest on if people would be interested in creating or donating to charity in exchange for a commission (specific charities are undecided as of yet but would likely be revolving around this situation and suggestions are welcome) The event would be run and tracked through the Discord server, so those interested in potentially participating will be welcome to join.   Creators: Creators sign up, predominantly for fic and art content, though other things may be discussed.  Within the discord there will be a channel for these creators to list what they are comfortable creating and however many  open, reserved (until proof of donation), and confirmed places they have decided on offering.  Donators: Talk to the creator of your choice in DM about what you want. If you get confirmation that they can take your commission, make your donation to the chosen charity, and provide a receipt (with names and addresses removed for security) the writer will put you into their commission list.  If you are interested in potentially participation in this event, please join us or leave Creator or Donator in the comments to show interest/support for the event.  https://discord.gg/YzgcCdkACH
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rhapsodybenny · 10 months
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I just had an idea for a Star Wars short story that I really want to write: typical Light-Side versus Dark-Side story, period and characters don't matter. Desert-Planet™ is desperately struggling for food, and village on said planet has a McGuffin both sides need equally desperately, but is somehow the only thing stopping Desert-Planet™ from being utterly demolished to obtain it. Light-Side favors democracy, tries to send provisions to Desert-Planet™ to move balance of opinion in their favor. Dark-Side can't allow them to gain that footing, embargoes Desert-Planet™ to intercept all incoming provisions, and stockpiles them. Then, they try to force the village to give up the McGuffin, essentially saying "Give us the McGuffin, and you shall thrive and feast on your aging bread! Resist us further, and you shall starve, and we will step over your bodies!"
Light-Side then sends Jedi to surgically dissemble the embargoes, and deliver the food to the planet, conveniently landing right next to the village to discover the truth of the McGuffin. One Perfect-Plan-That-Didn't-Go-So-Well-Because-A-Completely-Unforeseen-Sith-Apprentice-Exists™ later, they've gotten onto the main ship, flawlessly disabled several flanks of troopers, used the force to load up many of the food-crates onto a cargo ship, and are confronted by a Sith-With-Insane-New-Powers™. One Saber-Force-Fight™ later (which involved the Sith force-pushing crates at them), the Jedi batten down the hatches, and launch off in the cargo ship towards the atmosphere the ship wasn't designed to handle, pursued by the Sith in a Swankin'-New-Vehicle™. One solitary surviving food-crate is left all alone on the platform.
One Spaceship-Cutscene™ later, the Jedi arrive on the planet conveniently close to the village, the villagers discover the food in a conveniently quick manner, and the Jedi quick-march to the Temple-of-the-McGuffin™, where they discover two things:
1) The Macguffin is a Thing-Of-Solemn-Significance™, and
2) The Sith is waiting for them directly beneath the McGuffin, where the Sith launches into a monologue akin to "Your lovey-wovey treatment of the villagers sickens me. I reached the McGuffin undeterred. It has given me Ultimate-Dark-Side-Powers™. Now you must Die™."
One Epic-Saber-Force-Fight™ later, the Jedi have achieved a Holy-Miraculous-Victory-Batman!™. The MacGuffin is theirs! But permanently tainted by Sith's blackened soul, and completely unusable by the Light-Side. Sealed away to protect the canon, obligatory celebration parade, roll credits.
Epilogue™: Dark-Side army commander and Overlord-Sith™ are standing amidst the wreckage on the loading platform, where the saber fight was. A single intact crate stands above the bodies, burn marks, and rations. They are having a Conversation™.
Out of curiosity, the army-commander opens the crate, and finds inside an enormous number of circular pastries, containing hardened chunks of a sugary dark-brown substance with a bitter aftertaste. He tries one, out of curiosity. He loves the taste.
"Say, these rations are delicious, my lord. Try one?"
The Overlord-Sith™ hesitantly tries one. He is overwhelmed with deliciousness.
"These pastries... please me. I enjoy their taste. What are they?"
The army-commander looks at the side of the crate. "Their designation is 'cookies,' my lord."
"Their quality of make is evident. Perhaps... they can be of use in our recruitment centers."
"How would that be arranged, sir?"
Overlord-Sith™ turns away, musing to himself.
"Join the dark side... We have cookies."
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marauderundercover · 2 years
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The Superboy Hoodie
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For @ withluvsan (lostlovelis) on AO3
Marinette Dupain-Cheng didn’t expect to find love in Gotham of all places. She definitely didn’t expect to feel more at home in Gotham than she ever had in Paris. But here she was. Wrapped in Tim’s arms as they lay on the couch, watching a movie they’d both seen a million times before. The shrill ringing of Tim’s phone makes him sigh, reaching out and picking it up off the coffee table to answer it.
“Hello?” He says. He’s silent for a few moments before he huffs. “B, I already told you….but I….whatever. See you then.” He huffs, tossing his phone back onto the table and holding her a little tighter. Marinette shifts, turning so that she can see her boyfriend’s face.
“What’s up?” She asks softly, reaching up and gently pushing a strand of his hair out of his eyes. He pouts.
“B needs me at the manor. Some kind of problem that apparently, he couldn’t fix with just Dick.” Tim says. Marinette furrows her eyebrows.
“Is everyone okay?” She asks. He nods.
“Yeah. Hopefully it won’t take too long and I’ll be back early tomorrow.” Tim says. Marinette just smiles at him, knowing that he really did want to stay with her, but also knowing that family came first. She couldn’t blame him. If her family or her team back in Paris needed her, she’d be there in a second. No matter what. She leans forward, kissing him softly before pulling back.
“I love you.” She says. Tim grins, kissing her again before pulling back and sitting up.
“Love you too, M.” He says. She watches as he jumps around, trying to put his converse on while standing on one foot. Marinette snorts as he almost falls, cursing lowly under his breath.
“You good?” She calls. He huffs, but gives her a thumbs up, grabbing his keys before rushing out the door. Marinette hums, trying to decide what she should do with her afternoon now that she was alone.
“Hey Pigtails. Thought bird boy would never leave.” Plagg complains, flying into the room and flopping down onto the couch. Marinette raises an eyebrow at the kwami.
“Why do you insist on calling him bird boy?” She asks. He’d been doing it since Marinette first met Tim a little more than six months ago and she had no clue why he did it. Granted, she also didn’t understand why he still called her Pigtails. She’d stopped wearing Pigtails (as both Ladybug and Marinette) years ago. The kwami definitely loved his nicknames. Plagg just laughs.
“You’ll find out one day, Pigtails. And I can’t wait for the chaos that’ll happen because of it.” He sighs, smiling deviously before zipping off to get cheese from her fridge. Marinette shakes her head, starting to stand up when a new design suddenly pops into her head. Quickly picking up her sketchbook, she sketches out the Superboy themed hoodie with a small smile on her face. It would be perfect for Tim. He didn’t talk about heroes and villains a lot, (which was a relief after everything that had happened in Paris), but he did talk about Superboy a lot. She assumed that the hero had saved him on one of his trips to Metropolis and that Tim was now a fan. She finishes the sketch, deciding that was how she’d spend her afternoon. She’d need to go get some fabric and more thread, but then she’d be able to spend the rest of the day making the hoodie for Tim. It’d be a nice surprise, one that he definitely wouldn’t be expecting since they’d already exchanged gifts for their six month anniversary two weeks ago.
“Hey Plagg, wanna come with me to the store?” Marinette calls out, slipping on a pair of shoes and grabbing her purse.
“Can we get more cheese while we’re out?” He asks. Marinette sighs, but nods. Plagg smirks and flies straight into her purse, curling up next to the fabric swatches she had for some reason. Hopefully, he wouldn’t make her regret letting him come with.
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Honestly, Marinette felt like she should have expected it. After all, she’d been living in Gotham for over six months with no incident (well, none that she was directly involved in). It was only a matter of time before a Rogue decided to strike somewhere that directly impacted her. She was just a bit frustrated that it was cutting into her design time. Especially since she already had the bags of fabric and thread.
“So many possible participants! Hmm, how to pick our next volunteer.” Scarecrow taunts, scanning the small group of people. Marinette looks around at the people surrounding her. There were two boys, probably no older than thirteen; one was glaring at Scarecrow, while the other had a tight grip on his arm. Almost as if he was holding him back. They were right next to a man, probably middle aged, who looked tense. Like he wanted to help, but couldn’t. There was also an older woman, clutching onto bags of groceries, and a woman with two little girls clinging to her. Pursing her lips, Marinette makes a decision (one that she’s sure she’ll regret).
“Typically, volunteers choose to participate. Someone doesn’t choose for them.” She points out, knowing that it was stupid of her to speak up against the man. But she had to. Or, maybe she didn’t have to, but once a hero, always a hero. Even if it meant doing something completely stupid and reckless. Scarecrow laughs, the sound grating on her nerves.
“Speaking up is almost the same as volunteering, girly. Let’s see what really scares you.” He says, a dangerous tinge to his voice. Marinette narrows her eyes at him, refusing to let him see her cry or upset. She’d lived her worst nightmare multiple times. She’d seen her biggest fears come to life and try to kill her more times than she could count. There was no way she was going to let some stupid little serum make her panic. Before she can give a snarky remark, Scarecrow injects her, and the world around her changes. Marinette grits her teeth, trying desperately to not panic. Hawkmoth glances down at her, a wicked smirk on his face.
“Look at the little Bug. All alone with no one to help her. Tell me, do you think Chat Noir screamed when he died?” Hawkmoth taunts. “Will you scream when I kill you?”
“Go to hell.” She hisses out, still clenching tightly to…whatever it was she was trying to hold. Glancing down, she yelps when she realizes she’s holding Chat Noir’s hand. The one attached to his corpse. She lets go and jumps up, trying to get away from his body. It was wrong. That was wrong. The Cure had saved him. Why was he dead again?
“Look at you, dancing around, obviously scared. Not so tough now, are you?” Hawkmoth taunts, his laugh grating on her ears. Marinette whips around, glaring at the man. He starts to move towards her and she moves on instinct. She throws out one hit, then another, swiping her feet underneath his legs when he tries to lunge at her. She reaches for her yoyo to tie him up, panic settling in when she realizes- she doesn’t have it. How does she not have it? She’s Ladybug. Breathing starts to get harder, and Hawkmoth stands, a murderous look on his face. Throwing caution to the wind, she gives him a quick kick below the belt, bringing his head down to connect with her knee. He collapses to the ground, and she backs up, falling to her butt as the panic catches up. She gasps, trying and failing to catch her breath. Black spots dance across her vision, and she thinks she hears Tim just before her world goes dark.
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Marinette gasps, sitting straight up. She glances around, noting that she was seated in the back of an ambulance, her bag of fabric sitting next to her. She sighs in relief. She’d still be able to make Tim’s hoodie. She yelps as a masked face appears, holding their hands up.
“Sorry, sorry. I was coming to check if you were awake.” The figure- who she recognized as Red Robin- says with a concerned frown. Marinette smiles softly.
“I’m awake. And fine, since I have my fabric.” She jokes. Red Robin’s frown just deepens, glancing over at the bag. “Do I have to stay long?” She asks.
“What?” He asks.
“Here. Do I need to stay long, or can I leave soon? My boyfriend had some kind of emergency so I was going to spend the rest of the day making something special for him but I had to go get fabric and then Scarecrow decided to attack and- well, here we are. I think if I leave soon, I should still have enough time to finish it.” Marinette rambles, waving her arms around.
“Hold on, you were just attacked by a Rogue. And you’re concerned about finishing a gift for your boyfriend?” He asks incredulously. Marinette blushes.
“Well, yeah. The design kinda popped into my head and he won’t be expecting it and sometimes I like to just do things for him. Or make him things. Let him know how much I love and appreciate him, ya know?” She says. Red Robin sighs.
“If you give me a statement, I could probably sneak you outta here before they force you to talk to a bunch of people.” He says. Marinette grins widely.
“Really? That’d be amazing.” She says. She quickly gives him her statement, not that she knew anything more than what had been visible on the security cameras. He closes the tiny notebook he used for her statement before smiling. She’s immediately hit with a sense of déjà vu. Why was his smile so familiar? Shaking away the thoughts, she jumps out of the ambulance, wavering slightly as she regains her balance.
“Thank you, for all of this.” She says. He nods.
“Not a problem, ma’am. Could I- Would it be okay if I escorted you home?” He asks, shifting his weight awkwardly.
“Sure! I mean, you are kinda helping me break out of here.” She teases with a grin. The short walk back to her apartment is practically silent. And very awkward. But still…a design pops into her head. A design for herself to pay homage to her new favorite hero.
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Marinette is just finishing the stitches on the second hoodie (she worked fast when she was excited, caffeinated, and inspired) when she hears the front door being pushed open.
“M! I’m home!” Tim calls. Marinette grins, tossing a throw blanket on top of the hoodies and rushing to the front door. Tim smiles, and everything feels right with the world. Throwing her arms around his neck, she pulls him down as she stands on her toes, pulling him into a kiss. His hands immediately snake into her hair, playing with the loose strands. She pulls away first, grinning at her boyfriend.
“Everything work out okay with Bruce?” She asks, quirking an eyebrow. Tim nods.
“Yeah, hopefully it’s resolved for a while.” He says with a sigh. She grins, pecking him again quickly before grabbing his hand and tugging him over to the couch. “What’re we doing?” He asks with a laugh.
“Well since you were busy with family stuff today, I thought I’d be busy with designing stuff.” She says, plopping down onto the couch. He frowns.
“I thought you ran out of thread.” He says. She shrugs.
“I went to get more. Now-” She starts to take the throw off of the hoodies, but Tim cuts her off.
“When?” He asks. She frowns.
“Why does it matter, Tim?” She asks, shaking her head.
“Because there was a Rogue attack near your favorite fabric store at like, 2 o’clock. I didn’t even call because I assumed you were home and safe. But if you weren’t-” Tim begins to ramble. Marinette grips his hand tightly, squeezing it as she gives him a reassuring smile.
“I was there, but nothing big happened.” Marinette says, trying to make it sound more calm than it had been. He stares at her, and she swears he sees right through her. She sighs. “Okay, I may have been given a slight dose of fear toxin-”
“Are you okay? Do you have any residual side effects? Why didn’t you call me?” Tim rushes out. Marinette huffs, pouting.
“Because I was fine, mon coeur. No side effects, nothing. I may end up with nightmares again,” She says, thinking about how bad they’d been right after Hawkmoth’s defeat, “but it’s nothing that I can’t handle. Especially with you by my side.” He relaxes, his shoulders slumping slightly.
“I just hate that I couldn’t be there for you. Let you know you weren’t alone.” He says, a distraught look on his face. Marinette gently grabs his chin, turning him to look at her and gives him a smile.
“Tim, you can’t always be right there for me. There’s some things I have to go through without you being right there but that’s okay. That’s just a part of life.” She says. He nods, leaning forward and wrapping his arms around her. Marinette returns the hug, relishing in the warmth of being held by the love of her life. After a few minutes, he pulls back, eyes a little shiny, but otherwise okay.
“So you mentioned designing something?” He says. She grins, nodding rapidly.
“Yes, so, I know how much you like Superboy-” She starts, but he cuts her off.
“What?” He asks, looking shocked.
“Yeah. He’s kind of the only hero you ever mention. I kind of just guessed that he saved you on one of your trips to Metropolis.” She says, raising an eyebrow at his weird behavior. All of the tension in his shoulders dissipates immediately.
“Oh, right.” Tim says.
“Anyway,” She continued, making a note to talk to him about it later. “I decided to make you this!” She says, moving the throw and picking up the hoodie. Tim grins, excitement clear in his eyes.
“This is awesome!” He cheers, jumping up and tugging it on over his t-shirt. Marinette grins, standing to walk around and check the fit of the hoodie. But Tim doesn’t let her get out of his sight before he’s picked her up in a big hug, spinning her around. She throws her head back and laughs at her boyfriend’s silliness. Her laughter only grows when he stumbles and they both collapse onto the ground.
“You’re such a dork.” She snorts, looking down at him. He grins, reaching up and pushing a strand of hair behind her ear.
“But I’m your dork.” He says. His eyes move behind her and furrow at the lump still on the table. “What’s that?” He asks. Marinette grins, jumping up and grabbing the hoodie she’d made herself, slipping it on over her clothes.
“This is my hoodie for my favorite hero.” She says, glancing down at the Red Robin logo on her chest. Tim makes a strangled sound and she looks up, worried, eyebrows furrowed at the blush on his face. “Are you okay?” She asks. He clears his throat, nodding.
“I’m uh, perfect. Why- why Red Robin?” He asks. She grins.
“Because he’s a hero. He’s actually the one who took my statement after the whole fiasco this afternoon.” Marinette says. Tim nods, looking contemplative, until he finally grins.
“We’re Superboy and Red Robin.” He laughs. Marinette grins, wrapping her arms around his neck as he snakes his around her waist.
“It seems we are.” She says, smiling happily. Remembering her déjà vu from earlier, Marinette quickly shoves it back out of her head. That was a problem for later Marinette. Right now, she was happy to just be held by the man she loves.
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Horrors of the Night
by Birdie2170 After two days of Bruce missing, Marinette returns home to find him, but it's not a happy ending. Why do you have blood on your hands?/It's dark. That's because it's dark, darling. Words: 699, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M Characters: Bruce Wayne, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: BatBingo2023, Bruce's nickname for Marinette is Petal, Mentions of Blood, Discord: Holy Miraculous Batman!!!, Bruce's first kill, Did I just accidentally make a Hero origin?, Did I just accidentally make a Villian Origin?, Alternate Universe via https://ift.tt/ezbBDR4
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