#How does it work?

[consult-sherlockholmes]

How do people just immediately like a post of mine one singular second after I posted it? Are you lurking on my blog continuously just waiting for a new post to appear? My respect for the swiftness and dedication, but how do you do that? It reminds me of my stalking brother, he also watches every move I do continuously.

[willinglyghoulified]

How tf do Vertibirds even work? I'm writing a lot of scenes with Vertibirds and I keep saying "he took the key out of the ignition" after they land because I don't want the possibility of a mf stealing it. Like?? Keys feel so old school for this time period?? But if all it takes is a button press, that feels like it's too easy to steal it. Idk man.

[imabitchforjemcarstairs]

How though?? Where did the blood come from?

[young-royals-confessions]

I know there already were several post about that, but I'm still confused about how Hillerska work as a boarding school.

To say from where I'm coming, it takes me some time to understand that Sprucewood is not another school but just a different house of Hillerska. So know I see that as the houses in Harry Potter ? And it makes me understand the role of August as a prefect (because it's not something I ever heard about outside of Harry Potter).

But I thought that each house has its own bulding (to sleep and eat). But in S2e4, we see that the dinning rooms of Forest Bridge et The manor are in the same building (we see Sara and August look at each other).

So why don't we see boys and girls interact more in the building (before and after meals)? Because they make a lot of noise, and the "on the table" episodes must be heard from across the hall.

And I don't even talk about eating together (lol).

Is this a specific building for the meals of all the houses ? How many houses is there (3, more ?)?

See, I'm confused.

[callilemon]

Prudence recounting his birth like 😂💀

Twitter made me do it, I swear (not really, I'm just easily convinced once I get an idea LOL)

[joryho]

I love how the Rainworld community has all subconsciously agreed that in the COMMUNITY AU Iterators can just. Leave their cans as their puppet forms

[i-love-jafar]

i cant boop u dear jafar-lover...

Noooo, I actually don’t know how to allow others to boop me, and I can only boop some users , im still trying to understand

[low-cole-timothy]

Quick questions about being a martyr -

If the martyr is gay does he get 72 male virgins?

If the martyr is a straight female does she get gangbanged by 72 horny male virgins? They all finish within 30 seconds and she is awkwardly unsatisfied? Does she think to herself “I have made a bad decision” as number 37 is standing there with nothing but socks on eager to pop his cherry?

What if she is a gay woman? She enters the room with 72 lesbians and they are all gold stars but have been fucking each other before the martyr arrived but are technically still “virgins”?

How old are the virgins? Does allah make them fresh or are they people who died when they were virgins? Like, here is a class of dead kindergartners… have fun 😜

If they are asexual what happens then? They get 72 virgins for what? They’ve never cuddled before? Just Netflix, no chill?

What if the martyr isn’t a Muslim? Do they get the same treatment or are they considered infidels and assigned virgin status to be given to a real martyr?

I’m not planning on becoming a martyr, just wondering 🤔

[the-mjolnir-owner]

Thor's learning how to do "facetime" via the ravens

[newtness532]

wait did dodie have a spotify message? i didnt get one but they said on their story that they have one. unless they meant the fizz one 🤔

[virtualgirladvance]

Furries in fishnets seem like the hardest thing to ever draw

Like beyond "don't draw chainmail" level memes

[passionescuppycake]

This might be *discoursy* but its just from an outsiders point of view, if you feel attacked then maybe ask yourself why, I've never understood a few things.

People will have aggressive as fk DNIs about how people who age up characters shouldn't interact, but will have the most reprehensible characters as F/os...

The people who complain about being ignored are the same people who ignore other shippers and create cliques.

The same people who complain about "popular ships" weren't as concerned when they themselves/their ocs were the "popular ship", why is it important to be "popular" anyway? Does it change the ship in anyway? None of what we make here is canon.

I'm grateful to my friends for listening to me, roleplaying in private and just making my time here a bit more worthwhile, but seeing these posts every now and again makes me wonder what's going on in this place.

[sappy-detective]

GUYS I THOUGH.::

i thought you could only have hanahaki if the person actually didn’t like you, not if you didn’t know, like just getting it and that’s how you find out you’re crush doesn’t like you??? the only cure is them falling for you. what do you mean people write is as now knowing huh im so confused??? HELP!!

[slaughtercress]

do you think the sea of a thousand currents is just lake baikal?

[forgottenbones]

Music Boxes - How They Work

[sylvies-kablooie]

i do unironically think the best artists of our generation are posting to get 20 notes and 3 reblogs btw. that fanfic with like 45 kudos is some of the best stuff ever written. those OCs you carry around have some of the richest backstories and worldbuilding someone has ever seen. please do not think that reaching only a few people when you post means your art isn't worth celebrating.