#Hxh phantom troupe as dads

[skyyletai]

OH GOD UVOGIN AND FERGUS HAVE THE SAME VIBE-

[o7k5a8m9i]

~♡Perfect Little Family ♤~ Hisomachi

Pic by me♡ credit to @itsmyara for the little Hisomachi icon🃏🧵 ⚠️⚠️ 15+⚠️⚠️ because of mature content💮 read at your own risk

YOU MUST READ THIS before reading this fanfic!! ➡️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

Again the post above is a MUST READ if you wanna understand the story 😭🃏🧵💖✨

Chapter 1: ~Machi's unfortunate surprise~🧵🃏

{A/N Forgive me for the OOC, AU, and cringe!😫🎐}

[Machi Komacine is a 23 year old woman who's apart of the Phantom Troupe. a group of thieves and murders but to her they were like family. well all except one... Hisoka Morow replacement number 4 he had joined the Troupe 4 years ago and him and Machi became...... teammates to say the least she didn't really like him but over time developed feelings for the stupid clown but she'd never say it. of course he had feelings for her too and told her all the time. but she always just took what he said with a grain of salt not sure if he's lying or not but regardless things were about to change.

April 10th the troup was all together celebrating a big heist they just pulled off. so they decided to have a party✨ most of them got drunk but not Machi nor Hisoka. although something did go down between them that night Machi blamed it on "I was drunk" she'd always lie or blame it on something she'd never amit to it. a few days later Machi noticed something... Different...but didn't say anything. a 1 week later some of the Troupe decided to move to the next city but they ALL agreed to meet up again in a month. they wanted to hangout more. (Look idk I just need a excuse 😭) when they got to the new hideout Machi had to know. and so that night she found out...she was pregnant.... she didn't tell anyone but she was having a heart attack she had no idea what to do....this made her feel weak. she let her gard down what was she to do?...but before anything. she'd wait till he arrived... The father of this baby.. now as I said before not all the Troupe came with Machi the only people at the hideout right now were Chrollo, Pakunoda, Shalnark, Shizuku, Kortopi & Machi. they were still waiting for the other members one of them being the father of this kid. and so a few days past and now everyone was there. everyone except Hisoka. now normally Machi wouldn't care if he showed up or not but this was different they needed to talk.... two MORE days later and the clown finally decided to show up. although Hisoka was only planning to stay a few days maybe a week that was about to change once Machi starts talking. Chrollo exampled that he'd be staying in this city for a few months because he was a bit tired of moving and he added that any other member of the troupe could stay with him and that was all.]

Hisoka: Hi Machi~

Machi: Hi...or whatever...

Hisoka: so how are you doing?~

Machi: what do you care!

Hisoka: oh my dear Machi I care because your my friend, Teammate, Fellow spider and maybe something more someday~

Machi: S..Shut up! we're teammates that's it!

Hisoka: oh ok...~ -_-...so how are you?...

Machi: ....[She really didn't wanna say but... he was the father... she had to...]

Machi: not great....

Hisoka: oh my what's wrong dear~?

Machi: ... nothing....

Hisoka: oh stop lying and tell me. my dear~

Machi: ... I'll tell you later...

Hisoka: oh ok~...but don't think I'll forget~

Machi: yeah whatever..//.....

-To Be Continued- 🧵🃏

....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†....†..[END of this chapter]🌙✨☁️☀️ A/N I hope you enjoyed I'll write part two soon🧵🃏🌸 anyway thanks for reading!!☺️ I know it sucked🍭 if you have anything you'd like to say/question's let me know 💙 again this is a AU✨🌹 and OOC!😫🙏,

Tagging people who voted to see this Story @thelovelyghostwriter @zillybusiness @rinhxh @jandeline190 @dekingcobra

[la-squadra1234]

Which the phantom troupe men prefers “dad,daddy,father,or papa”?

I was waiting for this one!

Feitan-

Father and dad 

Phinks-

Dad and papa

Nobunaga-

Papa and father 

Chrollo-

Father, dad, and daddy

Hisoka-

Daddy and father 

Shalnark-

You can call him all of them he doesn’t care he likes all of them. He doesn’t really have a preference.

Franklin-

Dad and father 

Uvogin-

Daddy and dad

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoys as much as I did making this. If I’m being honest, I was waiting for this request to come in. I knew that it would come in eventually, but I was just waiting lol

I will see everybody in the next post bye now!

[bwabys-scenarios]

Unconditional

Kurapika x Fem!Reader

!!REBLOGS APPRECIATED!!

warnings: Kurapika is depressed, mentions of him having anger issues, mention of reader’s period(very short)

taglist: @desiray562 @ashdownunderscorebeloved @stygianoir

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Living and loving Kurapika wasn’t all sunshine and rainbows. He had anger issues that got out of control sometimes, he struggled to be emotionally vulnerable with you, and he had missed several date nights and special occasions to chase the Phantom Troupe.

The other three in your friend group saw you as a saint. “I don’t know how you handle all of that, (Name). I would have broken up with him long ago.” Leorio said, sipping on his beer.

You sighed, playing with the straw to your strawberry soda. “It’s tough, but… I’m holding onto hope. Once he gets revenge, I… I hope he’ll be ready to settle down with me. He’s talked about wanting children before. I… want that too.”

Leorio downed the rest of his beer, before letting out a huff. “You’re too kind and patient for your own good.”

Maybe he was right, but the Kurapika you got to see was different than the man that others did.

It was winter, and he hadn’t gotten a single lead on the scarlet eyes or Phantom Troupe in weeks. Christmas was around the corner, and the closer it got to the holidays, the more depressed he became.

When he wasn’t away on missions or business, he stayed with you at your apartment. For the past week, he had been struggling to get out of bed.

Despite him not taking good care of himself and often taking his sadness and anger out on you by yelling or pushing you away, you still held him in the late hours of the night as he sobbed.

“I miss them… god I miss my mom, I miss my dad… I miss Pairo…”

You rubbed soothing circles into his back, not minding that his hair was greasy or his clothes were covered in stains. You kissed his forehead and wiped away his tears, whispering sweet words of love.

“Why don’t we do something tomorrow? Something to get you out of the house, or at least out of bed,” you said softly, caressing his cheek. He didn’t answer, burying his face into your warm bosom.

Soon, within your comforting embrace, he was able to fall back asleep.

He would go through these depressive episodes sometimes, where he would barely eat, and stay in bed for several days. You always helped him do little things to make him feel better, like change his clothes and brush out his hair so it didn’t get matted.

The next morning, you woke up, gently leading him to the bathroom. He sat on the edge of the bathtub shyly as you filled it up with warm water. Kurapika seemed embarrassed, rubbing his arm.

“I’m sorry, I smell gross and look terrible…” he said softly, eyes focused on the floor.

You smiled, helping to pull off his shirt. “Everyone is gross sometimes. You didn’t mind when I was on my period and bled through my pants while we were on a date and even let me cover my butt with your jacket!”

He smiled shyly, his cheeks erupting in a blush when you pulled his pants and boxers off. “Th-that’s different. You couldn’t help that, I’ve just been lazy and I don’t deserve you-“

“Kurapika, we’ve talked about this! You’re not being lazy, you’re going through a lot! You’re allowed to feel upset, and I��ll be here to take care of you, just like you take care of me. You’re deserving of love and understanding.”

He had heard this from you multiple times, but each time it made him want to cry. No one had ever looked past the mask of anger and emotional unavailability he put up. You tore down his walls so easily, making him feel like putty in your hands.

Kurapika stayed silent, allowing you to wash his body, making soft content groans as you washed away all of the grime he acquired over the past week. You applied a cleanser to his face before scrubbing his hair, waving it smooth and fluffy after his bath.

Although he still felt pretty bad, a bath had helped a bit. He watched as you picked out some comfortable pajamas for him to wear. It was the morning, but honestly he appreciated you noticing he didn’t feel like doing much.

You dried him off before dressing him, the blonde leaning against you as you blow dried his hair. It felt nice being taken care of like this. In his teens, Kurapika would have never imagined someone caring about him so much that they were willing to bathe him when he was unwell.

“You’re… you’re the best thing that has ever happened to me.”

You blinked, your face heating up. He’s never been afraid to say he loved you, in fact you were sure that you may be the person he held the most dear in his life, but the words he just said held so much weight.

“Kurapika…”

You pressed kisses into his face, wiping away the stray tears that fell down his cheeks. “You’re my everything, Pika. I want you to be happy, truly happy.”

He sighed, pulling you close and hiding his face in your chest. Kurapika always felt so safe when he was in your arms. It was almost comical to him. You were so much weaker than he was, with the wrong move he could crush you, but right now your arms around him made him feel safe and protected.

“One day… when… when everything has been resolved…”

He looked up at you, smiling. “I’m going to make you my wife.”

You felt your heart do backflips in your chest, and he couldn’t help but laugh at your flustered face. “You’re really cute, (Name). I don’t think I’ve ever loved someone as much as I love you.”

After recovering from his sweet words, you applied moisturizer to his face and combed out his hair. When he looked in the mirror, he could still pick out all of the things he disliked about himself.

He was pale, thin, had bags under his eyes… but you always blushed when he looked your way, your heart thumping wildly when he kissed you. It made him feel a little less insecure.

Kurapika let you lead him to the living room and set him up on the couch with a Christmas movie and some breakfast while you cleaned up your shared room. You had been unable to change the sheets and blankets due to his state, and you really wanted to give him a fresh start.

You returned after making the bed and putting the dirty bedding on to wash. “You know…”

You lifted the edge of the throw blanket you’d covered Kurapika with, ducking under his arm he wrapped around you to lay your head on his chest. “This is nice. I wouldn’t mind sitting here with you all day.”

He grinned, giving you a bite of his pancakes before snuggling close to you. “I’d like that. Now I don’t stink, and I feel… better. Some cuddles with my lovely girlfriend would be nice.”

And that’s exactly what the two of you did, spending the entire day together. The only time you left each other’s embrace was to use the bathroom or for you to prepare meals. Soon, it was time for bed.

The sheets smelled nice and fresh, and cuddled up with you, Kurapika could already feel himself beginning to feel better. It would take time to heal, but little things like this showed him just how loved he was, and how much he loved you.

“Goodnight, my beloved. Tomorrow, I… want to try going outside.”

You smiled, kissing his cheeks. “That sounds nice, we can stop by that new bakery down the street for breakfast.”

Kurapika almost felt excited for the day to come, and it was all thanks to you. “I love you so much… you truly are the most important person in my life.”

“I love you too, Pika.”

You both fell asleep in each others arms, each falling a bit more in love with the other.

[crusty-chronicles]

🎪Crusty's Masterlist of Madness🎪

A Masterlist of all my current works so things are easier to find. An 🔞 marker for any smut fics. Everything else is just fluff.

RULES FOR REQUESTING- please check this out before requesting. Thank you 😘

Airheaded S/O Headcannons: Just a bunch of head cannons of characters (mostly anime) who I feel would thrive with a very stupid, yet incredibly strong S/O

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*old* The Guide To An Idiot's Heart: A Viktor x airheaded s/o fic.

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Hunter x Hunter

Multi chapter fics

Moon and Sun:(Platonic) Older reader goes soft after unexpectedly looking out for two boys. Whether it be troubled past or mutant ants, their promise to protect will never waiver.

🔞Forgiveness and Acceptance:

It's been a little over a year since the Chimera Ant Incident. A year since you'd made that fateful decision to run away during the fight with Pitou, leaving Kite behind in the process. A year of trying to cope with the aftermath. Blaming yourself for his death and subsequent resurrection, coming back as the very creature that had ended his life. Trying to navigate through your relationship with guilt weighing heavy on your shoulders. So much so that you'd do just about anything for him. Kite however, doesn't view your relationship through the same negative light you do.(Confirmed sequel to Moon and Sun.)

🔞Sandwiched Between:Getting a little too drunk, you and your friends start getting frisky. Unfortunately for you, you're sandwiched between a man who wants to ruin you and another who treats you like glass. PART 1 2

🔞Love Me Like I'm Your Last: A quickie with Kite leads to more than you expected. PART 1 2 3

One shots/Headcannons/Drabbles

🔞Med School Won't Pay for Itself: In which Leorio seeks a different means to make money for med school

Why MaS Reader Doesn't Get Along With Kurapika

🔞Kite with an S/O on Their Period

Kite As A Dad

Kurapika with a Phantom Troupe Hating S/O

HxH Men Throwing Down with their S/O's Plushies

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Yu Yu Hakusho

Multi chapter fics

Not so Bad: The gang find a small, frazzled reader after being sent to stop a demon trafficking ring. Upon arriving to the location, they quickly realized everyone was dead, everyone except you. Reader is taken in and becomes attached to a particular demon with three eyes. PART 1 2

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One shots/Headcannons/Drabbles

Just Friends: In which our favorite fox realizes something while you tend to his wounds

Hiei Courting Headcannons: How our favorite three eyes demon courts Reader

Stubborn: In which our two favorite demons tend to and scold Reader for being careless during a fight.

Hands Off: What happens when someone tries to woo Hiei's very stupid S/O. What happens when they move in to kiss. Absolute madness is what.

Hiei with a Tall S/O

Reactions to Reader Being Hit On and Going to Them for Protection

Yu Yu Hakusho Men Receiving Flowers

Revelations: It's no secret Kurama's soft on you. But when his demon form finally sees the light after hundreds of years, the fact only further cements itself.

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Jin With A Human Bookworm S/O

Hiei Bringing His Airheaded S/O To Demon World

[nightqueen1221]

✴Fan Fiction Requests✴

Request Status: ✴Open✴

Number of Request(s): 17/20

✴Asks are accepted and sometimes I post my artwork.✴

✴Masterlist✴

Hunter X Hunter

My Hero Academia

Attack on Titan

A Slap On Titan (Mostly crack-fics)

Ouran High School Host Club

Danganronpa

Demon Slayer (Don't really like writing for any of the demons, other than Nezuko)

Undertale (No AUs)

Deltarune (Frisk, Chara, and Kris will be gender neutral unless stated other wise.)

Soul Eater

Angels of Death

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

Seven Deadly Sins

Fairy Tail

Haikyuu!!!

Kaguya-Sama: Love is War

High-Rise Invasion

Assassination Classroom

Hazbin-Hotel

Helluva Boss

Tokyo Ghoul

Madoka Magica

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Sonic Franchise

The Vampire Chronicals

Spy X Family (Platonic only)

Five Nights at Freddy's

Black Butler (Coming Soon)

What I want to write:

Five Nights at Freddy's

The Vampire Chronicles

What I do not want to write:

MHA

Hunter X Hunter

Demon Slayer

Fairy Tail

Haikyuu!!!

High-Rise Invasion

What I will not write:

Insest

Pedophiles

Character x character (I will do poly, unless they are siblings, than they will be separate)

Kurapika x Phantom Troupe member

Coffee Shop AUs

Oneshots (They take up to much time and back up requests)

Trans reader (I'm not trans, and don't want it to be inaccurate)

Reader coming out (I just don't think there would be much to write.)

Characters I will not write:

Chaos King (Deltarune)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan)

Reiner Braun (Attack on Titan)

The Phantom Troupe (HXH)

Lucifer and Lilith (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)

Stella (Helluva Boss)

Crimson (Helluva Boss)

Hanji Towa (Danganronpa)

Lesley (DHMIS)

Roy/ Yellow Guy's Dad (DHMIS)✴why would you request him in the first place?✴

All Might (MHA)

Overhaul (MHA)

Cream (Sonic)

Kyoya Ootori (OHSHC)

Any variation of William Afton (FNAF)

Platonic only:

Lancer (Deltarune)

Alluka (HXH)

Frisk (Undertale)

Chara (Undertale)

Yellow Guy (DHMIS)

Lily & Todney (DHMIS)

Sketchbook (DHMIS)

Tails (Sonic)

Claudia (Vampire Chronicals)

A/N:

I WILL THINK YOU HAVE READ THIS IF YOU SEND A REQUEST IN!!

Please contact me if you have a request or any question. (Don't worry I won't get offended by anything). I will not add my personal life into my blogs unless it effects anything which is very unlikely. Also tell me what gender you would like the reader to be, or else it will be Gender Neutral. I will do NSFW, which can be found here:

NSFW Blog

If things are left out per say who you would like the "x reader" to be with, I will assume and do what I can to the best of my abilities. Please do not get mad at me for your mistake and politely correct me, I will start to change it as soon as I read the message.

Feel free to ask when a request will get finished!

[nightqueen1221nsfw]

Fan Fiction Requests NSFW Addition

Request Status: ✴Closed✴

Request Amount: 0/4

Hunter X Hunter

My Hero Academia

Attack on Titan

A Slap On Titan (Mostly crack-fics)

Ouran High School Host Club

Danganronpa

Demon Slayer (Don't really like writing for any of the demons, other than Nezuko)

Undertale (No AUs)

Deltarune (Frisk, Chara, and Kris will be gender neutral unless stated other wise.)

Soul Eater

Angels of Death

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

Seven Deadly Sins

Fairy Tail

Haikyuu!!!

Kaguya-Sama: Love is War

High-Rise Invasion

Assassination Classroom

Hazbin-Hotel

Helluva Boss

Tokyo Ghoul

Madoka Magica

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Spy X Family (Platonic only)

Black Butler (Coming Soon)

The Vampire Chronicals (Coming Soon)

What I want to write:

What I do not want to write:

MHA

Demon Slayer

Fairy Tail

Haikyuu!!!

High-Rise Invasion

What I will not write:

Insest

Pedophiles

Character x character (I will do poly)

Kurapika x Phantom Troupe member

Coffee Shop AUs

Trans reader (I'm not trans, and don't want it to be inaccurate)

Characters I will not write:

Chaos King (Deltarune)

Spamton (Deltarune)

Annie Leonhart (Attack on Titan)

Reiner Braun (Attack on Titan)

The Phantom Troupe (HXH)

Hisoka (HXH)

Lucifer and Lilith (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss)

Stella (Helluva Boss)

Crimson (Helluva Boss)

Hanji Towa (Danganronpa)

Lesley (DHMIS)

Roy/ Yellow Guy's Dad (DHMIS)✴Why would you request him in the first place?✴

Platonic only:

Lancer (Deltarune)

Alluka (HXH)

Frisk (Undertale)

Chara (Undertale)

Yellow Guy (DHMIS)

Lily & Todney (DHMIS)

Sketchbook (DHMIS)

A/N:

I WILL THINK YOU HAVE READ THIS IF YOU SEND A REQUEST IN!!

Please contact me if you have a request or any question. (Don't worry I won't get offended by anything). I will not add my personal life into my blogs unless it effects anything which is very unlikely. Also tell me what gender you would like the reader to be, or else it will be Gender Neutral. I will do SFW, which can be found here:

Main Blog

If things are left out per say who you would like the "x reader" to be with, I will assume and do what I can to the best of my abilities. Please do not get mad at me for your mistake and politely correct me, I will start to change it as soon as I read the message.

More NSFW Specific

·Only time I will ever do anything involving, non-con/rape, insect, or anything with pedophiles, is if it has something to do with trauma. I will also only write this as more of a comfort fic for people who have experienced it.

·I will do kinks, however I will ask you to explain some of them if they're uncommon.

·I would prefer for you to ask with anon off since I will than be able to message you about any questions I have.

·These asks will most likely take longer to answer because my other blog can be very busy sometimes.

·Of course this is NSFW, so please consider the age of the character you're asking to be written.

·I will not delete an ask or request like my other blog, I will either answer it and tell you why I will not do it. Or I message you and try and make it where both of us are happy with the outcome.

·The youngest I will write is Danganronpa and MHA, which are assumed to be 17.

Feel free to ask when a request will get finished!

[pokid0ki]

I want to die and be reborn in hxh as gon’s bestie and then we meet the others at the exam and become besties but oh no Killua and I don’t pass the exam but don’t worry gon will wait for us Killua and I retake it again and we both pass and we find gon and help kurapika to defeat the phantom troupe then we go to greed island and we meet bisky but for some reason she’s really mean to us but she’s nice to gon and we help gon get all the cards and win greed island then we leave and we reunite with Leorio who is now a doctor and found a cure for his friends disease and kurapika killed all the phantom troupe and is the best black list hunter ever (I’m 4th after hisoka and hanzo) gon finds his dad but he’s an asshole and Killua runs from home and I’m an orphan so leorio and kurapika get married and adopt us and we live happily ever after nothing else happens after that no chimera ants 😊

[xrosegorex]

General info-

Hi!! I'm Tobi. I'm 18 and I use they/he pronouns.

DNI if you're racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, a proshipper, the whole shebang.

My AO3 is here- I write longer fics. I prefer to write on my AO3.

And here's the masterlist (for some reason, my twst writing is gone, but I'll fix it eventually lmao);

𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴

Sick Day || 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘢

"Draw me!" || epel felmier

Assurance || 𝘭𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢 𝘷𝘢𝘯𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘦

𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

NRC listening to Mitski

𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴

SAGAU but trauma jokes

𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 (𝐢 𝐜𝐚𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞)

Thin Ice part one and part two (fairy-tale-writer) (twst)

I can sit here? Deadass? (writingseaslugs) (twst)

Sway me (after-witch) (death note)

Protective Charms (dotster001) (twst)

Eye of the Storm part one, part two, and part three (faebaex) (twst)

Platonic yandere Chrollo x autistic reader, soulmate au part one, 1.5, two, three, four, and five (asexual-abomination) (hxh)

Lilia and Silver train MC as a knight (floral-poisons) (twst)

Dad!lilia w/ mc (willowwhispersspeakeasy) (twst)

Why are you in my apartment? II (shiny-jr) (twst)

Your tears (alexisomnias) (twst)

Lilia tells y/n a bedtime story (wolken-himmel) (twst)

Vitamin C (walliedarling) (welcome home)

Platonic yandere phantom troupe x autistic reader soulmate au part one (asexual-abomination) (hxh)

You called? (beels-burger-babe) (obey me)

She's the one I'm running with (cherikolya) (bsd)

Guild harem ?? (spacexseven) (bsd)

Withdrawals (mangthemango) (genshin)

Over the Hills (postmoe) (genshin)

Salvation (theabyss) (genshin)

Such a kind god, such a cruel god (chocoenvy) (genshin)

Comfort (sunny-fox) (hsr)

Rooftop (ephemerallovesong) (hsr)

Death seeking creator (toomanyideasandfandoms) (genshin)

[infinityhype]

🕷 Who is your favorite phantom troupe member and why?// 💳 What type of hunter would you be? //🧐 If you were a hunter exam proctor, what type of challenge would you run?//💯 What would motivate you to take the hunter exam? //🐜 If you were turned into a chimera ant, what animal(s) do you think you’d be?//👶 Do you have any hxh OCs?//💭 What is an idea for a fic/drawing you’d like to see?

Once more on mobile and hoping it looks okay lol

Who is your favorite Troupe member and why?

It's a tie between Phinks and Paku, love a blockhead with a heart but also, Paku is my beautiful evil girl boss wife

What type of Hunter would you be?

Monograph/Manuscript Hunter, looking for rare books and scrolls to take back to the library and also helping other Hunters do research

If you were a Hunter Exam proctor, what kind of challenge would you run?

Make contestants research a topic and tell me or write about it, if they explain it well and I think it's cool as hell they get a pass

What would motivate you to take the Hunter Exam?

Money and access to rare things closed off to the public, HxH world gotta have some kind of scary library that's like, a death trap but also full of good resources

If you were turned into a Chimera ant, what animal(s) do you think you would be?

Some kinda weird fox/cat hybrid, I'd still have my glasses tho

Do you have any HxH OCs?

Answered this in the other ask so just gonna do a different character!

Actually, I don't think I've talked about Morel's dad all that much, so a bit about him.

Lysander "Sandy" Markovic possesses both a doctorate in paleography and a Hunter license (it is a miracle he didn't go darkside from the Ph.D.) He caught measles when an epidemic ravaged the town where his family lived and went deaf at age 11, so he communicates primarily through sign language. He met Ursaline Mackernasey when he chartered her to take him to the Green Chantry, an abandoned monastery containing thousands of invaluable tomes and scrolls…smack dab in the middle of an extremely dangerous island. They became good friends over the course of the journey, then friends with benefits, and then Ursaline had Morel. They never married but are basically good friends who happen to have a kid together.

Sandy is a specialist, and his nen ability is Restoration/Destruction Memorandum. He can restore or destroy just about anything with a few nen-infused words scribbled down in a notebook. Cannot bring back the dead nor kill anyone directly with his ability. Created it to restore old manuscripts and hieroglyphs and the like, his services are very in demand and he's published in all sorts of academic journals.

Other facts about Sandy: wears glasses, keeps a full beard because otherwise he looks super young, always has pencils or pens stuck behind his ears, has escaped faculty meetings and/or talking to people via an open window more than once, easily moved to tears (Morel inherited this particular trait), very proud of his son boy always and so glad he can talk shop with his nerdy son-in-law Knov

What is an idea for a fic/drawing you would like to see?

Always down to see more morelknov stuff!!!

[cantthinkrn0-0]

Adult trio headcanons🙃

Hisoka

He 100% eats at McDonald a child has probably came up to him and asked him if he was the clown

He drags illumi to the dumbest shit ever like shopping for swimming suits or sum thing

One time Hisoka was doing the paint on his under eyes and illumi bump into him

Chrollo

He totally gets hit on by girls every were he go he honestly finds if annoying

Hes insecure of the tattoo on his forehead and doesn't know why he just feels insecure about it.

Hisoka pranked him once by poring a ton of white paint on him because you know hes a spider and hisoka almost died the day and know he doesn't prank chrollo anymore

illumi

He cried infont of Hisoka once and had no emotion but a blank stare but tears streaming down his face

He doesn't mind Alluka its just if silva or kikyo find out hes going to be put in solitaire and more pain.

he hates chrollo and the phantom troupe because of his dad he doesn't care but silva hate the phantom troupe because there strong

Please request me stuff i write for hxh, mha, vampire knight, trinity blood, demon Slayer, tokyo revenges, jjk 💖💖

[la-squadra1234]

Pt 2 phantom troupe reacting to “phinks’s daughter being the complete opposite of him” (very sweet,caring, a bit of a scaredy cat )

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Full credit to la-squadra1234

Feitan-

He would’ve definitely already met phinks daughter so he is used to it and he doesn’t mind it or really care 

Chrollo-

He would be a little surprised by it, but he would keep it to himself, and he would find it a little cute 

Franklin-

He honestly wouldn’t even care because he believes that all kids should be bubbly and happy, unlike him and the rest of the phantom troupe growing up 

Hisoka-

He would secretly be plotting to kidnap the phinks daughter, in order to fight chrollo 

Uvogin-

He would find adorable

Nobunaga-

He would gently tease phinks about it, but then he would call it adorable

Shalnark-

He wouldn’t say anything about it, but somewhere in his mind, he thought that phinks daughter would end up being that way for some reason 

That’s it for today everybody I hope everybody enjoyed as much as I did making this!

Sorry that I haven’t made that many post recently I have just been busy

I will see everybody in the next Post bye now!



[the-bird-of-hermes]

The Phantom Troupe as things my friends and I have said:

Chrollo: I’m aware Ryan Reynolds is under the bed

Feitan: Did you deadass bring a knife to a gun fight?

Nobunaga: wHY’S SATAN BRITISH?

Machi: Sorry, I’m not very knowledgeable on fuckable youtube monsters.

Hisoka: Who know you are hand flop

Phinks: I blame the mac and cum

Shalnark: I kin Bo Burnham guys.

Franklin: JOHN CENA’S ASS SWEAT FFS

Shizuku: Guys, I have an entire page of synonyms for the word vagina.

Pakunoda: ENGLISH, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Bonolenov: “North Carolina’s troubled marshmallow industry”

Uvogin: eats veggie straws seductively hey

Kortopi: Amen eww wmaleowjrjwndk

[amayawolfe]

Itsy Bitsy Spider (Chrollo x Fem.Reader)

A/N: fluff, spiders, angst, some harsh language

Word Count: 5262

Summary: Having been born in Meteor City, the majority of your life has been nothing but hardships. Looking back on it, you often wondered how you even made it to adulthood let alone become the treasured partner and wife of eight years to the head of the Phantom Troupe and mother to yours and Chrollo's son.

In the middle of prepping dinner, Chrollo and some of the troupe return from a successful mission. Your husband fills you in on the details as he and a couple of the members begin to help in the kitchen. The peace is suddenly shattered when your six year old comes running into the kitchen terrified, screaming, and claiming there is a monster in his room!

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   The menu music to the DVD you were watching gently woke you from your unintentional nap. You blinked your eyes a few times to bring them into focus and stretched your curled up body along the large, overstuffed couch. This particular spot on the couch was often your place of rest unless your husband was home; in which case the couch was hardly ever used.

   Using the remote you turned off the tv and player then pushed yourself up into a sitting position. You snatched up your phone from it's place on the coffee table and checked the time. It was nearly early evening.

   "Guess I should start thinking about what to make for dinner," you said to yourself as you swipe through your phone to check for messages.

   Down in this underground hideout beneath Meteor City, phone signal alone was nearly impossible to receive. Thankfully, one of the family was able to figure out how to set up a computer that would broadcast Wi-Fi into the hideout from a line that went to the surface where a receiver was carefully hidden. This way, you could at least send and receive messages between the family and yourself.

   Your eyebrows rose and a smile touched your lips when you saw that you had a message from your husband, Chrollo.

Luci: Shopping run was successful, we should be home in the evening.

   You smirked a little at the cryptic message. The "shopping run" Chrollo was talking about was actually a heist during a gem and jewelry show. A heist in which you had helped plan out with your husband and three other family members.

   You glowered down at your phone when you realized the message had been sent a little over an hour ago while you were asleep.

   "I really need to get a louder phone," you muttered to yourself as you began to type a response.

You: I just woke up...

You: I haven't started dinner yet, is there anything you or the others would like?

   Phone still in hand you got to your feet and head in the direction of your son's room. As you walk through the hideout your sock covered foot falls are silent from a lifetime of practice. You pass a collection of pictures hanging along the walls. There are photos of you, Chrollo, your son, as well as the rest of the family doing random things a family would do.

 There were a couple from around the holidays and you and Chrollo are watching your son open gifts. Another was on Chrollo's birthday and two of the members had sandwiched his face between two pieces of vanilla cake with strawberry frosting. The look of shock and horror on Chrollo's face had been perfectly captured. While it was one of your favorite photos, he despised it. Chrollo's favorite picture on the wall was of you and him stretched out on the day bed in the library reading a book together while his head was resting on your nearly full term pregnant belly. You had to admit, it was a very cute picture.

   The home was enormous, consisting of s/n's room and his own bathroom, yours and Chrollo's large master bedroom with a large bathroom, a gourmet kitchen, library, study, massive living room, dining hall, training area along with a gym and a pool, a giant vault for looted treasures, multiple guests rooms with their own bathrooms, there was even a "war room" where missions and strategies were discussed.

   All the rooms in the place were lavishly decorated and furnished for maximal comfort. Any electronics and appliances were always top of line. Your husband always insisted on the best of the best for you and the family.

   Upon reaching your son's open door way you peeked in on him and found him laying on his belly on the floor reading a book aloud softly. He had his collection of stuffed animals surrounding him as though they were an audience listening to the story he was telling. A majority of them were a variety of teddy bears of all shapes, colors, and sizes. Ever since he saw a picture of a tiny teddy bear defending a sleeping child from a large monster he had taken a great liking to them.

   S/n's favorite teddy bear was one that Chrollo had asked Machi to make for him during a difficult time for s/n where he was greatly missing his father whenever he went on missions. It was of average size for a teddy bear and had medium brown fur. The button eyes were the same shade of grey blue as Chrollo's and it even had a dark long coat with white fur lining. But how Machi really outdid herself were the little details of a tiny book with a felt cover sewn to the teddy bears paw, the same mark on it's forehead as Chrollo's, and giving the bear little blue green glass bead earrings.

   Your son had been so happy to the point of joyous tears when his father gave him the bear made especially for him. He decided right there and then to name the bear "Sir Brollo." Upon s/n announcing this, you had to bite your tongue so hard it bled to keep yourself from laughing at the bright red look that came over your husband's face.    Sir Brollo had a front row seat sitting right beside s/n as he read. That bear rarely ever left your son's side.

   You rest your head against the door frame as you leaned against it and listened to your son read to his "friends." It saddened you knowing your son had no one to play with except for you and the family when ever they were home. But being the son of the head of the heavily feared and all powerful Phantom Troupe, precautions had to be taken.    There had been a few dangerously close calls of s/n being taken away to be used as revenge or leverage against the Phantom Troupe. Close calls that resulted in a sense of dread and anxiety that never fully went away. Even after Chrollo had gathered the nen techniques needed to build you, your son, and the family this safe place, the possible threat of invasion always weighed heavy in the back of your mind. And poor s/n was never allowed out of the hide out unless he had you or Chrollo and at least three other members of the family with him.

   These constant negative feelings that lingered in the air had taken a toll on your son causing him to become a very nervous and skittish child with a fear of nearly everything. You and the others hoped that, over time, he would be able to shake these fears and stand up to them.

   When your son finished the chapter he was on you lifted your head and gently called his name.    "s/n"

   The child jumped and looked up at you with wide blue grey eyes. His father's eyes. You could feel the sadness in your own eyes form at his frightened expression.

   "I'm sorry kiddo," you said softly and entered his room to kneel down close to him. "I didn't mean to startle you, I just wanted to let you know that your father and some of the family will be home soon."

   "Oh, okay, thank you mommy," s/n replied softly.

   "Is there something special you want for dinner tonight?" you asked.

   "Hmmm, not really. Just, no fish, please," your son wrinkled his nose, "I really don't like fish."

   You couldn't help but laugh aloud at his response. Stroking his soft hair you leaned forward, and kissed him on the forehead.

   "I know, baby, I know. I promise, no fish."

   s/n smiled at your  words and he began to kick his feet in the air just above him.    "Who else will be home?"    "I think your uncles Fei, Phinks, and Shal will be coming in with your dad."

   Right then your phone pinged and vibrated alerting you to a message response. Glancing down at it you saw Chrollo had responded to your previous question.

   "Oh," you said, "speak of the devil."

Luci: I have been asked to put in a request for your famous stew.

   You looked down at s/n, "How does stew sound for dinner?"

   His eyes grew wide and he smiled happily.

   "Yeah!" he cheered as he rolled to one side and pumped a tiny fist into the air. You couldn't help but laugh again and ruffled your son's hair.

   "Alright my silly boy, would you like to help me in the kitchen?"

   "No, I want to keep reading to Sir Brollo and the others," he answered honestly. "I want to finish a few more chapters before time to eat."

   "Okay, I'll come get you when it's time to eat then." You rose to your feet and started to leave the room. At the door way you turned and added, "I love you, sweetie."

   "I love you too, mommy," s/n beamed then returned to his book.

   As you made your way to the kitchen you messaged your husband a reply.

You: I can do that, I'll go ahead and get started. See you soon?

Luci: See you soon, princess.

   You felt the warmth of a blush touch your cheeks. A reaction that always occurred when Chrollo called you by his favorite pet name for you.

   When you entered the massive kitchen you set some upbeat classical music to play from your phone. You loved listening to music while you cooked and baked. You then brought down a large stock pot as well as collected a peeler, knife, mixing bowl, and cutting bored. From the fridge you set out a large chunk of beef, bacon, carrots, and celery. The pantry had the potatoes, flour, beef stock, onions, a bottle of red wine and garlic you needed.

   You really felt like you were getting into the grove as you gave your hands a good scrub. You diced up a few slices of bacon and tossed them into the stock put and turned the stove flame on to a medium high heat. While the bacon started to cook and release the greasy fat you were going to brown the beef cubes in, you cut the beef chunk into bite size pieces with impressive speed and accuracy. Chrollo wasn't the only one good with a knife.

   Once the meat was all cubed you tossed it into the mixing bowl along with some olive oil. Tossing the meat and oil in the bowl until the meat was evenly coated you then added flour, garlic powder, onion powder, season salt, and pepper; stirring it until it the meat was all evenly coated.

   Checking on the bacon and giving it a stir, you decided to let the bacon bits crisp a bit more and started working on dicing up a large yellow onion. Humming along with a playful piece of classical music known as "Thunder and Lightning polka" by Johann Strauss II, you really felt like you had a good rhythm going and was very much engrossed in your work.

   So much so you didn't even notice someone quietly enter the kitchen and walk up behind you. You didn't notice them watching while you worked, waiting for a pause in your actions before placing their hands on your waist.

   You let out a small yelp of surprise as you knocked the persons hands aside and spun around quickly, bringing the sharp edge of the kitchen knife up to your would be assailant's throat. You had expected to see the face of a dangerous stranger. But instead, you where greeted by the warm, familiar face of your husband. There was a small playful smile on his lips and an extra little gleam in his eyes. Chrollo normally wasn't one to sneak up on you like he just did, but he did tend to become mischievously playful after a successful mission. You figured it was most likely from the adrenaline high.

   "Damnit, Chrollo," you hissed as you removed the knife from his neck and leaned back against the counter, "You know better than that. What if I had cut your neck wide open?"    "Mmm, but you didn't," he replied softly.

   You sighed and rolled your eyes, Chrollo was never one to dwell on the "what ifs" of life.

   "I got you a little something, my dear," he stated as he reached into the pocket of his favorite long coat. Your husband was always bringing you little gifts when ever he went on a mission without you.

   From his pocket he with drew a small, dark navy blue velvet box and held it before you. You quickly washed and dried your hands so as to not to get the box all dirty, carefully took the box from his hand and let out a small gasp upon opening it.

   Inside the dainty box was a small rose charm necklace. The piece was masterfully crafted as the delicate petals of the rose were made from chips of rubies while the petals were made of dark green chrome tourmaline chips. Both gems were set in fine gold which also made up the delicate stem of the rose. The chain was made of fine delicate links also in gold.

    "Oh Chrollo," you breathed in awe, "it's absolutely gorgeous."

   Your husband smiled at your reaction, pleased to see you so happy with the piece he had picked out for you. He held up his hand to take back the box.

   "May I?"

   Without a need for question you handed the box back to him. You watched him take the necklace out of the box and he returned the box back to his pocket. You turned around as he held up the necklace and you moved your hair at the way so Chrollo could have unobstructed access to your neck. He stepped closer as undid the delicate little clasp and carefully hung the necklace around your neck.

   After he redid the clasp behind your neck he slid his hands to your shoulders and placed a soft, warm kiss on your neck. Chrollo's breath tickled the fine hairs on the delicate skin causing goosebumps to erupt down your arms.

   "A piece fit for a princess," he whispered against your ear in a low, sultry voice.

   His hands moved down your sides to your waist and pulled you closer to him. Your back flush against his chest, you tilted your head to one side allowing him easy access as his he ran a trail of soft kisses from just below where you neck and shoulder connect to your ear. Chrollo's arms came around your waist and he hugged you tightly as he nuzzled his nose against your ear and breathed against the sensitive flesh. You braced your hands against the counter as your knees started to feel weak.

   Mischievous and playful were not the only moods that overcame Chrollo after a successful job. You looked forward to the private activities that were most likely to take place between you and your husband behind the closed bedroom door later that night.

   "Hey boss, we finished placing all the merchandise into the vault," called a familiar voice, ending the tender moment between you and your husband. As romantic as he could be, Chrollo was never really comfortable showing physical affection in front of the others. Something that both amused and annoyed you the entire eight plus years the two of you had been together.    Your husband gave you one last chaste kiss just below the earlobe before turning to Shalnark walking through the kitchen doorway.

   "Thank you, Shalnark. And what are the others up to?"

   "Oh, they're arguing over what to watch until dinner is done," Shal laughed.

   "Why am I not surprised," you said over your shoulder as you started to scoop the crispy bacon bits out of the stock pot with a slotted spoon. "Say, since you two are here why don't you help me out with peeling and cutting the vegetables? The sooner everything gets into the pot the sooner it'll be done and we can eat."

   "Sure thing!" Shal beamed, causing you to smile. He always seemed so happy to you and reminded you of a little ball of sunshine.

   "I'll go put my coat up and then I'll come back and help," Chrollo replied and strode from the kitchen. Shalnark came over and washed his hands.

   "If you don't mind, could you go ahead and peel and chop up the carrots first?" you asked as you started to add the coated beef cubes to the bacon fat.

   "Yea, I can do that," Shal chirped. He dried his hands and set to work peeling the carrots. "How's everything been here the last few weeks?"

   "Dull and quiet," you said with a sigh as you turned the meat cubes, "it's pretty much the same routine when everyone else is away. Not that I am complaining, really."    "I would hope not," Chrollo entered back into the kitchen without his coat. He was wearing a dark sleeveless shirt with a high collar and some white bands creating a pattern down the front, a dark pair of jeans and white socks. The shirt showed off his toned arms, chest, and shoulders and it enticed you to take a nice, long looks at your beloved.

   "'Dull and quiet' means 'safe' for my two greatest treasures." Chrollo took his turn at washing his hands before asking, "Now, what shall you have me do, dearest?"

   Deciding against speaking aloud the first thing that came to your mind and causing your husband to blush in front of a family member, you set him to work on peeling and cutting potatoes.

   You had removed the meat from the stock pot and added some red whine to deglaze the bottom of the pot when Feitan came in mumbling.

   "Did you lose the coin toss, Feitan?" Shal asked while he was chopping the carrots.

   "Yes," he sighed, then added bitterly" and I would much rather help here than watch another sports game."

   Chrollo smirked and Shalnark chuckled while you bit back a laugh. The three of you knew that Feitan would have greatly prefered watch some documentaries on famous criminals; yet somehow Phinks normally won the coin toss on what they would watch when it came to what those two would watch.

   "Well, Fei, in that case you can get the dinner roll dough out of the fridge, space them out in a greased baking then cover them with a towel so they can start rising."

   You felt the look Feitan shot at you more so than saw it. He had obviously been kidding about wanting to help out on the kitchen. Or, at the very least, he was putting on a show pretending that he actually didn't want to help out when in truth he did.

   When you didn't look back over your shoulder at him after a bit he sighed and went to go do as you had asked. You had made sure to give Feitan an easy enough task where he didn't have to ask someone to help get something down or where he would have to get a chair. You knew he could sometimes be a sensitive and prideful when it came to matters of his height.

   "So tell me, love, how did the mis-" your question to your husband was suddenly interrupted by the terrified screams of your son coming from his bedroom.

   "MONSTER!! MOMMY THERE'S A MONSTER!!!"

   Your heart nearly stopped as you dropped what you were doing and started to turn to run out of the kitchen along with Chrollo and the other two.

   Chrollo was the first to the door but came to an abrupt stop as s/n came around the corner and ran into his father. Your husband grabbed hold of him to keep him from falling backwards then maneuvered your son away from the door towards you so Feitan and Shalnark could pass to go investigate s/n's room.

   Keeping himself between the doorway and you and your son, Chrollo knelt down beside s/n who was now clinging to you and shaking with tears forming in his eyes. He placed a gentle hand on his son's upper back while you stroked his head.

   "Tell me what happened, son," he calmly ordered.

   "I was r-reading my book and a big monster c-came out of the corner of m-my room." s/n stammered.

   "What kind of monster, sweetie?" you asked.

   "We couldn't find anything, boss," Shalnark reported as he and Feitan returned.

   "It looked like a b-big spider!" s/n added.

   Chrollo's eyebrows started to creep up his forehead, "Spider?"

   Your son nodded.

   "PHINKS!" you nearly roared. Phinks had been known to play pranks on s/n in the past. Pranks that didn't go as he had planned and usually scared the poor kid senseless. The Troupe member claimed he was just trying to help s/n get over his fears, you usually ended up beating the crap out of him regardless.

   "It wasn't me!" came Phinks's response as he quickly joined Shalnark and Feitan. "I swear!"

   He shied away and stood behind the other two when you locked a deadly glare onto him.

   "No, mommy, it wasn't Uncle Phinks," s/n sniffled, "I was reading in my book and it got to a part with monster spiders then a huge spider appeared in my room!"

   There was a silent pause before nearly all the adults let out a collective sigh and their guards dropped.

   "See, I told you it wasn't me," Phinks muttered as he went back to watch the game.

   "Another false alarm," Feitan sighed while walking back into the kitchen.    "That's some imagination," Shalnark stated and gave s/n a pat head, "you must have thought the spider was one of those creature right out of your book, huh?"

   S/n nodded his head. His face was starting to turn red as he began to realize he had most likely been afraid of nothing once again.

   "But," he whispered sadly, "there really was a big spider in my room. And, I'm afraid it's going to hurt Sir Brollo."

   "Sir Brollo will be fine, love," you assured gently. "Give me a minute and daddy and I will come help look for the spider, okay?"

   s/n nodded and released his grip from you to stand a little closer to his father who rested a hand atop his sons head in means of comfort.

   You went to the stove, reduced it to medium low heat, added in the beef stock and spices then turned to Feitan and Shalnark.

   "Could you two please finish cutting up the vegetables and add them to the pot? Once that's done add in the meat last, give it a good stir then put the lid on. It should be good on it's own after that."

   "Can do, boss lady," Shalnark beamed.

   You thank them both and join your son and husband and the three of you head towards s/n's room with Chrollo in the lead. Upon entering the room everything seemed normal. S/n held onto you at the doorway and Chrollo walked a few steps further in while looking around carefully.  As he rounded the end of s/n's bed, looking down at a part of the floor you and s/n couldn't see, Chrollo actually jumped a little and a look of surprise appeared on his face.

   "Well, I was not expecting that." He blinked a couple times then began to look around the room for something.

   "What is it?" you asked. Chrollo smiled a little as he took a large clear plastic container and dumped out the contents to one side. He then went back over to the part of the floor you could not see, turned the container sideways and slowly knelt down.

   "An understandably good reason for our son to be scared," he replied softly, "at least at first."

   All you could see your husband do was make some slow, careful arm movements. He was speaking softly, to softly for you to here. You wanted to move forward to see what he was messing with but your son didn't want you to leave nor did he want to go farther into the room.

   You didn't have to wait long though, as Chrollo began to stand you could now see what he had corralled into the plastic container. It was indeed a spider, but not just any spider, this sider was enormous. With it's legs fanned out it was easily larger than your husbands face.

   "It's a snowy tarantula," Chrollo explained as he slowly walked over to the two of you, "it's sort of an ironic name considering it usually lives in hot, arid climates like the desserts around Meteor City."

   Once he was within a couple meters of you and s/n he knelt down and gently set the container on the floor. The creature inside barely moved as it seemed to turn and look up at Chrollo.

   "It's called a 'snowy' tarantula due to the white hairs all over it's body. The hairs actually shimmer and reflect the light just like fresh fallen snow. An evolutionary trait that developed to help reflect the dessert heat away from it's body and keep it cooler. A magnificent specimen to behold when the light hits it just right. Come see, s/n. She's actually quite docile."

   S/n looked up at you and you gave him a warm smile and a nod. He slowly let go of you and took one slow, cautious step after another towards his father and the spider that had frightened him so. You carefully followed behind your son wanting to get a look at the tarantula as well.

   As the two of you came closer, the tarantula daintily turned and looked up at you. You gasped slightly at the beautiful deep blue eyes that now stared up at you.

   "Now watch," your husband instructed and he began to carefully rotate the container in a circular side to side motion causing the light to dance across the hairs of the tarantula.

   "Whhoooaaaa." Your son's eyes grew wide in awe as a rainbow of prismed light moved over the hairs of the tarantula, giving her the effect of a living gem. "She's so pretty. I've never seen anything like it, daddy."

   Chrollo stopped the rotation of the container and carefully set it on the floor. He then reached over, placed his hand on the back of his son's head and gently pulled s/n's head towards his own as he too began to lean forward. The two touched foreheads over the tarantula and looked into each others eyes.

   "There is no shame in having fear, s/n, but do not let that fear keep you from learning and understanding the unknown. What once was scary and ugly could turn out to be something wonderful and beautiful once you find the courage to face it. Do you understand?"

   Your son smiled and nodded slightly, "Yes, daddy, I understand. I'll try harder to be brave, just like you, mommy, and the rest of the family."

   Your husband returned the smiled and closed his eyes, "Very good, my son."

   S/n closed his eyes as well and the two shared an unspoken bonding moment over the snowy tarantula who just looked up at them. You smiled down at the two you held most dear and felt your heart swell with love and emotion.  

   Your son was the first to break the silence.

   "Do you think we could keep her?" he asked as he gently pulled away from his father. "She could be our mascot!"

   "Ah-ha, I don't think so, sweetie," you said firmly. "I'm sure she would be a lot happier on the surface where she has room to find food and make a home."    "Awwww," s/o whined in disappointment, "when is she going back then?"

   "Probably the sooner the better." Chrollo added, backing you up before s/n had a chance to ask him as well.

   "Can I show her to the others before she goes back outside?"

   Chrollo chuckled, "I don't see why not. Just be sure to carry her gently and don't shake her. You don't want to hurt her before we let her back outside."

   "Okay!" s/n said with excitement. He carefully picked up the plastic container and walked with precise hurried steps out of the room, eager to show his uncles that he hadn't been afraid of just nothing.

   As soon as s/n was out of ear shot you turned to your husband who was now standing beside you.

   "I'm not going to lie, had that thing snuck up on me while I was reading I probably would have screamed, too," you admitted with light laughter sounding in your words. Chrollo smiled and wrapped his arms around your waist bringing the two of you close.

   "How did something like that even get in here? The airducts, maybe?"

   "It's possible," Chrollo agreed, "I'll ask Shalnark to run a check on the ventilation system just in case."

   You stood on your tip toes and kissed his nose, "I'd appreciate that. Also, you might want to ask Shal and Fei how the hell they missed such a big spider when they came in here to check for intruders."  

   "When s/n jumped up and ran out of here screaming it probably startled her and she hid among all the stuffed toys," your husband made a gesture with his head to your son's mass collection. You looked down and realized that, even though the spider had been huge, she could have easily hid between some of the bigger plushies blocking her from view.

   "Good point," you chuckled, "Okay, one more question, 'Who's taking the spider top side?'"

   "Once s/n is done showing the others I'll take them all top side to let her go," your husband volunteered, "we won't go far just to release her."

   "He's getting better at recovering from scares like this," you observed. "But still... I worry about him..."

   "Of course you worry about him," Chrollo said softly, bringing his head down to now touch his marked forehead to yours, "you're his mother. I suspect you will worry for him one way or another for the rest of your life."

   "And what about you? Don't you worry about our son?" you asked in the same softness Chrollo was expressing.

   "Of course I do, y/n, he's my son. But, seeing how the two of us are, and what we survived to get here, I feel s/n is going to -"    "AAAHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" Phinks screamed, "WAS THAT IN YOUR ROOM!?!?! NO!! I DO NOT WANT A CLOSER LOOK!"

   Chrollo threw back his head and let out a genuine laugh. A laugh that made you smile and laugh along with him.

   "Hey! I can hear you two! Shut the hell up!" Phinks yelled, his voice cracking in embarrassment.

   His words made the two of you laugh even harder for several minutes.

   By the time you two had settled down and caught your breath there were tears in your eyes from laughing so hard. Chrollo looked down at you with a smile still on his face and gave you a long, warm, soft kiss right on the lips. It gave the moment an almost surreal feel to it.

   He was the first to break away from the kiss. Your husband chuckled as he swept some hair behind you ear with his finger tips.    "As I was saying, I think our son is going to be just fine."

[reyski]

i don’t know which characters you’ll do for hxh so if you don’t do any of these just don’t mind this lol

but could you do hisoka, illumi, and chrollo as parents? (seperately)

NOTE: i JUST realized as i was posting this that i might have interpreted this wrong, feel free to send another request if you wanted chrollo and y/n in a relationship with a baby instead of chrollo being y/n’s dad. lol sorry if i got it wrong. 

hey there! out of the three characters you listed i only write for chrollo, if you want to check which characters i write for and what exactly i write for them you can find that here

thanks for the request, i'm excited to do one of these! sorry if my timelike is messed up :>

chrollo as your parent

pairing: parental chrollo x reader (gender neutral)

media: hunter x hunter 

content warnings: angst

➵ alike the members of the phantom troupe you were found by chrollo, abandoned next to a dump in meteor city. however, there was one thing that was distinctly different between you and the phantom troupe members: you were only about a year and a half old when chrollo spotted you laying next to a pile of trash. 

➵ chrollo lifted you up to sit in his arms and wondering if you were another lost child, just as he and his friends had once been. 

➵ chrollo had been preparing to hand you off to anyone else who could take you, but after a small fist came up to grasp at his hand and a giggle erupted from your stomach he realized he wouldn’t be able to do it. 

➵ he carted you back to the troupe’s current hideout, half hoping that one of the others would knock some sense into him and tell him to get rid of you. tell him that a child had no place alongside bandits. 

➵ however, when he arrived and nearly everyone took to you straight away, and some of the others went out to scrounge around for some baby supplies. 

time skip to about 8 years old

➵ of course you were raised by the entirety of the phantom troupe, each member helping in your growth as a person, however, chrollo was your main caretaker and the person you most saw as a parent. none of the others held such prestige in your mind. 

➵ you knew what the phantom troupe was, and what they did, but that never tarnished the way you saw them.

➵ your ninth birthday rolled around and for the first time in a while the entire phantom troupe had gathered in one place to celebrate, if only for a brief moment. with their name becoming infamous and being wanted in several countries there hadn’t been a moment like this in a long time. 

➵ each of the members brought a small trinket for you, or something that they hoped you would like. yay uncle feitan brought you a pocket knife 

➵ chrollo takes the lot of you to a nice restaurant where he has enough influence to guarantee that no one will interrupt the celebration. later that night he gives you a small leather-bound journal and a fountain pen with your name inscribed on it. 

time skip you your current age

➵ it had been quite a few years since chrollo had gifted you the journal, after you had gotten older you realized that is was meant to mimic his own journal. however, you didn’t use it for the same purpose, instead you used it to detail your experiences or jot down useful information. 

➵ even after you had grown and become more independent chrollo never allowed you to officially join the phantom troupe. you were allowed to help out with small missions, but when the entire troupe gathered in one place for an important job you weren’t allowed anywhere near the action. of course chrollo had only done this for your safety, not wanting you to become officially affiliated with the troupe’s name. 

➵ chrollo was the one to teach you nen, even though he is a specialist he still went through the basic training and is able to help at least start your experience with it. after you’ve mastered your own techniques chrollo allows you to accompany him on more excursions.

➵ chrollo purchases you a cell phone and puts everyone’s number in so you can contact him whenever you need to, especially if you’re in trouble because this man will come running full speed to keep you safe. 

➵ secretly hires body guards to tail you around and make sure you’re not getting yourself into trouble, but he taught you too well so you spot them every time and have to angrily tell them that you don’t need their protection. 

➵ chrollo finally gives in and gets a small condo in the city as a sort of ‘home’ that you can share. he takes you out shopping shortly after to buy whatever you want to decorate your room and the rest of the house. you end up coming home with a mug that says “#1 dad” had to throw a cliché in there.

➵ when he has to go away on a more dangerous mission and refuses to take you chrollo will often send a small ‘im sorry’ card as an apology for upsetting you. he just can’t bring himself to purposely bring you into a dangerous situation. 

➵ if you ever get injured chrollo is already scouring the ends of the earth for whoever hurt you. hes also pulling all the strings possible to get you the most advanced care for whatever injuries you have.

➵ chrollo doesn’t mind if you have a partner, but honestly he’s not going to be crazy about meeting them, he just doesn’t think it’s really any of his business and he doesn’t want sensitive information about your relationship to him. 

➵ after much pleading on your part chrollo calls the entire troupe together, not for anything in particular, just so you can all see eachother in the same place again; he would do just about anything to keep that smile on your face. 

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HXH headcanons bc i've gotten back into it recently.

for the sake of these headcanons, i am taking many canon liberties bc i can do whatever i want this is my blog.

hisoka and illumi are terrible parents. they have no idea what they are doing, they don't really agree on how to parent and they make alot of mistakes. but their kids turn out ok, despite being a little fucked up and having the normal zoldyck-morrow family weirdness, they turn out pretty good and well adjusted. they love their parents and this is because despite all the mistakes hisoka and illumi made, they loved the fucking shit out of their kids, even with all of the fuck ups. hisoka and illumi can admit they're terrible parents and their kids will probably say "yeah, could've read more parenting books" but they were well loved and that's why they turned out ok.

kalluto grows up with the phantom troupe and eventually starts really pulling away from the zoldyck family. and let me tell you this kid is unhinged. the troupe taught him all kinds of things from fighting techniques to cooking to lock picking to stealing. he goes to zoldyck family dinners and shows off the cool shit he stole to literally anyone who will listen. the troupe taught him how to have fun and he fucking loves it.

when gons grandmother died, he was with killua in yorkshin for a hunt. they had just finished the hunt when he got the news from mito. killua went back to whale island with him and they stayed for six months to help mito. gon was completely broken up and killua didn't really know what to do, but he did his best to try and comfort gon by distracting him and just hanging out with him. it was a long grieving period but killua was able to help pull him out of it.

illumi is lustful for power and he raised his kids to also want more. hisoka tried to balance this by trying to get them more focused on the fight rather than the outcome like he enjoys. all this did was make really really competitive kids. like insanely competitive. even fucking checkers is a death match i stg. the bet and compete with everything including hunts, assassinations, and their own parents.

leorio becomes a doctor and a really good one. so he is the one to constantly patch up kurapika, whether it's after a hunt or one of kurapika's own personal missions. leorio is always the one to heal and help him. leorio has seen kurapika on his deathbed and bleeding out, but no matter what, he always comes back. he always heals him.

ya know how leorio got that hit in with ging. eventually more people come across him and know who he is. even random strangers who know gon will see ging and "ayo isnt that gons dad?!" more and more people get hits on him bc when they see him it's just, "there's that asshole who left gon-" so hisoka gets a couple hits, kurapika, killua, the random hunter from yorkshin, a nice couple who sheltered gon when he was injured from a hunt. basically: everyone hates ging.

neferpitou and doc martins. thats it. that's the headcanon.

ur telling me that gon doesn't have the most random skills ever. living on whale island, he picked up some random ass skills. this kid can gut fish, knit, speak a couple small languages spoken around the island, he can do floral arrangements, he can do rlly good business math???, just all this random shit that people around the island needed help with and he got taught how to do it so he could help them. i would also like to add that killua starts gaining some of these skills the more he hangs out with gon.

when hisoka and illumi have kids, killua tries to kidnap them so protect them from illumi. hisoka caught him trying to talk their four year old daughter out the window with him. they were celebrating a birthday and hisoka just fucking invites killua like- "darling get away from your uncle, also, killua, would you like to come sing happy birthday with us"

kalluto grows out his hair like illumi's while he's in the phantom troupe. kalluto loves long hair but it does get annoying sometimes, so machi, like a joke suggests space buns. and kalluto has like a epiphany. he goes the the bathroom mirror and puts his hair up in space buns and he looks wondering. hair strands hanging around his face, messy buns- it's practical and looks good so he just went with it.