#I AM NOT USED OF GETTING PICS OF HIM THAT ARE TAKEN BY PAPS

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THIS JUST IN: CALLUM TURNER SOON TO BE DAD

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yourinstagram strollin’ London w my London boy

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fan12 am i gonna have to be the one to say it … she’s pregnant

fan23 i agree she’s only been seen in callum’s clothes of oversized jackets it’s diff from her usual style

user13 deuxmoi said on her podcast that a trusted source confirmed she’s pregnant. I believe it you can see a hint of the belly here.

user23 1) we’re in 2024 how about we stop speculating women are pregnant every time their bodies change and 2) if they are pregnant Callum will share when he’s ready respect their privacy

fan49 PLEASE Callum she ain’t going anywhere why you gripping so tight 😭😭

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tmz BREAKING NEWS: After months of speculation TMZ is finally able to confirm, Callum Turner and his girlfriend are expecting. Turner’s leading lady was photographer exiting his Los Angeles home. More pics and video in link in bio.

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user23 the violation of privacy is INSANE! Callum and Y/N I’m so sorry.

fan41 DM SAID IT!!! Congrats to the lovely couple!

user02 They were probably trying to enjoy it between the two of them but TMZ sat outside their home to snap photos. Callum’s already so private now he’s going to give us NOTHING i hope ya’ll nosy people happy

user78 callum been daddy iktr 🙌🏼

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yourinstagram When we found out I was pregnant we were so overjoyed we felt like our hearts could burst. It was something we were keeping sacred between our friends and family now that has been taken from us.

Mumma and Daddy can’t wait to meet you, baby. We promise to always protect and put you first. Thank you everyone for all the love and we ask that you respect our privacy during this time. - Cal & Y/N

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rafflaw His hand is always on the belly! Congrats man!

keoghan92 Let me and Brando know when you’re free for a playdate ♥️ children are the most precious things, much love

austinbutler Congratulations, love you guys.

lillyjames The media is horrid. So much love to your little family <3

camillerow Can’t wait to spoil them rotten

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dailymail Despite how news of his impending fatherhood broke, Callum Turner was all smiles on the Masters of the Air set as he received hugs and congratulations from the cast and crew.

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user13 He is overjoyed he is going to be the best Dad

fan12 it feels so good to see him so happy 😭

user93 do ya’ll think Barry and him crack Dad jokes on the set? LMAO

fan21 Sending him and his family all the love as they celebrate these fantastic news ❤️❤️

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callumupdates Y/N spotted looking a bit sick at the market yesterday. Hope she is doing okay 🥺

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user21 she looks insanely gorgeous wdym sick

callumupdates she’s always gorgeous but you can’t deny she looks tired and pale i’m worried the attention could be getting to her i hope callum is taking good care of her and their baby.

fan12 She’s pregnant, leave her alone.

fan13 Some women get overly tired/sick while pregnant. It’s a big change for the body. We should do what they asked and respect their privacy during this time. Why would a pap be following her around in her state?

user09 i’m really worried guys

yourinstagram Guys, I promise I’m fine and Callum is the best support system I could have ever possibly asked for 💘 Some women thrive during pregnancy but it’s kicking my ass and having someone follow me around snapping pics when I don’t feel my best doesn’t help, however I’m still so so happy to be carrying our precious gift. Thank you all for the love and support.

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callumfan HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO SAY IT? Callum and Y/N already asked for privacy and Y/N has already stated she doesn’t feel her best/isn’t comfortable having people take pictures of her right now! Why is that so hard to respect?

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user19 this picture is heartbreaking. he’s glaring at the camera and it looks like she’s sinking into him trying to hide.

user11 she looks so tired and sad it sucks

fan13 don’t want no one complaining about callum being private because this right here is why he doesn’t share with us

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callumupdates Callum was not happy when he stopped for fans and they approached Y/N after he explicitly told them not to. She was in one of his sweaters and beanies and looked like she was trying to hide, according to a fan there. Callum stepped in and told the fans to step away from Y/N before the couple walked away.

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user23 Y/N is acting like she’s the first person to get pregnant she’s dramatic

fan13 she has stated she is happy to be carrying their child but the pregnancy is taking a toll on her body and mind which is why she’s always hiding/ looks tired. Not everyone has amazing pregnancies

keoghan92 It’s already annoying as is when you’re feeling like shit and people shove cameras in your face. Can’t imagine having to deal with it while also being pregnant. Cheers Y/N, may everyone start giving you the respect you deserve

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callumupdates New photo of Callum consoling Y/N last night after the restaurant they were at was swarmed - March 28

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fan23 he’s gonna pop off on someone and at this point he has every right

user12 I love them so much it hurts to see her he so sad!

fan19 alright who do I have to fight?

user10 there’s nothing Callum wouldn’t do for her 🥹

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yourinstagram Little munchkin is wearing momma out 🫶🏻 Thank you to everyone for the concern, as I stated before it’s been a huge change for my body to adjust but I have never been happier. Callum, I love you and our baby to the moon and back forever. ♾️

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kaiagerber you’re unreal

lillyjames I know Mr. Turner is taking great care of you 😌

yourinstagram He’s the best and possibly more nervous/excited than me haha

yourfriendsinstagram LOVE YOU PEOPLE ♥️

anthonyboyle if I buy the pregnancy stimulator can we put it on these assholes saying shit online? You’re great Y/N!

yourinstagram LOL STOP IT!

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rafflaw Catch us outside if you wanna talk about @yourinstagram 👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

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yourinstagram YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY 😂🫶🏻

keoghan92 where am I at? I’m leading the cause

anthonyboyle photoshop us in right now

tomhanks I want a piece of this too.

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callumupdates Y/N and Callum on their babymoon in Cabo. Friends and family in attendance are: their mothers, Barry Keoghan, Sabrina Carpenter, Austin Butler and his girlfriend, Lilly James, Sophie Turner, Daisy Lowe, and Nick Grimshaw.

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fan19 they are so loved 🥰 as they should be tbh

user23 I’m so happy they have a strong support system

fan24 it feels so good to see Y/N smile again

yourinstagram honestly it’s been a wild ride but Callum’s been my biggest blessing through it all 🫶🏻♾️

Hope you all enjoy, this was a request <3 If anyone’s interested in part 2 let me know because I have loads of baby pics I can use lmao & as always feel free to pop in and talk to me about Callum, Austin, Elvis, or Harry if your heart desires 💘

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King of my heart | MS47 | Part. 21

― Pairing: Mick Schumacher x Hamilton!reader (she/her) ― Warnings: curse words, Twitter environment, mention of food, not proofread, etc, etc. Minors DNI! ― Summary: After the Qata GP Yn and some friends decide to go on a mini vacation before the next racing weekend, but different from other times she keeps her phone close and makes sure she’s sharing how things are happening through her lenses. ―  A/n: none of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps. Everything else is made up by me, and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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theofficialyn qatar dumpppp 💙

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russellsaint yes, babe, but you're really gonna ignore the make-out pics?

⤷ schumini47 omg leave her alone!!!! 🙄🙄

lewishamilton I look good 😙

⤷ landonorris yeah and I look awful, what in the hec, yn??!

⤷ theofficialyn I am still learning, lan!!!!! 😔

swiftleclerc it's so weird seeing her and lando, like out of all the drivers she included lando on her dump?!

⤷ princessyn they're friends, she posted about him while in Miami too, there's nothing new. plus, he was on the podium

⤷ keepupwhamiltons lando is close with lewis too, I think they're friends way before we know 🤷🏼

tracklimitss IS THAT CORINNA ON THE LAST PIC??

mickyn in my head the second pic is mick, let me live in delusion, bye

sainzfrance those shoes are fireee 🔥

masoncity no signs of mase on the likes 👁️👁️

⤷ chelseablues this is so weird, get a life (I'm curious too, lmk if he shows up)

mickshoemaker I am so relieved to see she's posting, for a second I thought she would deactivate after those pap pics

franciscac.gomes linda! 💗

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mickschumacher been ridin' harleys in Hawaii lately

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gina_schumacher I look cute 🥰

⤷ theofficialyn you’re always cute 🩷

⤷ pierregasly franciscac.gomes where are you to comment I look cute too?

⤷ charles_leclerc pierre looks cute too!! ☝🏻

⤷ grandmonza they're so funny omg complete chaos LOL

pophamilton SOFT LAUNCHING YN FINALLY!!!!

mickandyn I prayed for moments like this

mercmick I love how it's really a dump, there's no color aesthetic behind, just the pictures ❤️

lewishamilton out of all the pictures?

⤷ theofficialyn shut up, I was the one who chose it 🥺

⤷ moonsainz OMG SHE CHOSE IT WDHSKJHKLSDFHJKJHF

ferrarihoax where are the girlies who were saying Yn was dating mason?? LOL

franciscac.gomes wait for meeee, I'll get there tomorrow 🫠

⤷ theofficialyn I'll include you on my dump, kika 💗

⤷ tsunodaalpine I love how she's interacting with every comment as if it was her own post

mercedesamgf1 see you guys on Thursday! 🫡

malibucyrus I understand the fuss with yn and mick, but can we also appreciate how yn and gina are close? mickyn is literally my fav ship because you can see how there's so much love their families can't help but fall too ❤️

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estebanocon ❤️ really happy for you, mate!

mercedesamgf1 finally!!!! 😍

⤷ alpinepierre LMAO

theofficialyn thank you for loving me the way you do 🤍

⤷ mickschumacher thank YOU for letting me love you ❤️

minimacher47 the way she’s looking at him in the second pic, that’s what we’ve been talking about. It must have been so hard for them to hide it 😭

monzaart mick, share more pics with the class, I beg you

albonno he’s such a simp

mercciado it’s over for us bitches

marvelmercedes the hold he has on her jaw, I- oop 🫦

georgerussell63 I’m gonna pretend I’m surprised ❤️

⤷ rodeoricciardo he‘s such a little shit, I love him lol

danielricciardo mick.jpg when?

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lewishamilton luv u, guys ❤️

⤷ hammertimme if they have Lewis’ blessing who are we to be against?

franciscac.gomes I’m so happy for you!!! You deserve all the love 💕

mickschumacher ❤️ you and me, always

⤷ theofficialyn always ❤️

⤷ 1dferrari crying, shaking, giggling, throwing up, grinning like a devil

landonorris 🧡

mclatas him with angie, him holding flowers, him napping omg thank you for your service, Yn!!!!

norrissza he’s really boyfriend material, I have the proof, I have it printed! *toto’s voice*

gina_schumacher 😍😍😍 officially family yayy!!

⤷ zendaya44 wdym officially? Are they’re about to marry?

⤷ charleslepole idc, whatever gina says its the law. If she’s saying Yn’s oficially family she is!! 💋

lewissunshine I can’t wait for this Sunday!!!!!!

lilyhme so precious 🩷

charles_leclerc I was so scared I would spill it by accident, finally!!!

⤷ pierregasly SAME!

charles_leclerc I love you two btw

roscoelovescoco I’s approvess 🥰

⤷ braziliangp I wonder if this was Lewis or Yn who typed it LOL

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[alarrytale]

„The whole reason why she became a famous and successful fashion designer was because of the attention she and David got for becoming a couple!“

Don’t forget to mention the Harry StylesTM effect like after their CO H would be able to wear Louis’ brand (and I’m sure he’d wear it nonstop!) and that will cause massive sales because huge amount of fans want to wear what H wears especially when it’s affordable. Fashion magazines will write about them because they will coordinate their outfits and set trends in (male) fashion. Oooor imagine their super sexy gay photoshoot and cover for the V magazine as “1st gay couple cover in V’s history”

And as much as I hate celebrities dropping H’s name in interviews for clout (ok, except Troye because his story with meeting H first time and going straight to the bathroom was just what us girlie girls do when out and about and it was exactly a story I would expect from gay man talking about meeting another gay man haha) we will get stories about them and that would also be super cute.

I just hope I will live to that day when they will come out and we will witness it all.

Here are some asks about Harry and Louis' prospects as a power couple when they come out and the consequences of coming out for their careers. More under the cut.

If Harry and Louis came out together then Louis would benefit from Harry's fame.

So this is what it's all about, Louis using Harry for fame. That's why larries want Louis associated with Harry, because without Harry, Louis is a flop. At least y'all know the truth.

I am sceptical about Harry having a bigger and better career after coming out as gay because it's never happened like that for a male popstar with mainly female fans. Not once.

I think you forget that Harry has fans in all territories and outside northern Europe the world is highly homophobic. I include the US in this. Even the UK has just banned medical transitions for under 25s.

Harry's thirst fandom is vast. They can thirst if he is straight or bi but not if he's gay.

I think being associated with Louis would actually damage Harry's career and make him seem like a joke. Louis isn't taken seriously by anyone except we larries unfortunately and that won't change if he suddenly comes out as gay and with Harry. Harry knows this and he is holding off on coming out until his career is over. That could be when he is in his 70s the way it's going.

Fame and notoriety aren't linked to chart success///

But Louis isn't famous anymore. The last time the UK and US press followed his every move was in 2016 with all the bg nonsense. He never gets papped and only gets articles when he mentions Harry's name. His entire UK tours went unreported on both times, no reviews or pics of Louis. It took something disastrous like the Red Rocks hailstorm for his US tour to get a mention. He's famous by proxy - 1d, Harry. I wish people knew his name in the 2020s but they just don't.

Hi, anons!

I'm going to answer you all together since this is a topic we've covered before.

Harry and Louis are a team. They make decisions together, share a home and share their wealth and their sorrows. Harry's success is shared with Louis and vice versa. Harry wouldn't be where he is right now without Louis and vice versa. They both have their roles to play.

A coming out would benefit both of them. They are something more than the two individuals put together when they're together. The brand deals, the book deals, the film that's going to be made about them and the magazine covers etc. will benefit the both of them. A magazine cover with the both of them on will sell better than a magazine cover with only Harry on.

Like i've said before, before they both come out we need to have a seeding period so people can get used to the idea and get onboard and see how cute and in love they are. If done right they won't lose many fans, but they'll gain a lot. Harry's fans have grown up with him. They're not 8 years old anymore. They won't ditch him and stop buying his albums and go to his tour if he comes out and reveals his relationship with Louis. Harries have heard about larry. Harries have seen Harry on stage in a glittery jumpsuit singing Medicine, waving pride flags and helping fans come out of the closet. He's played a gay closeted man on film. If they're homophobic they would have ditched him a long time ago. They can continue to project onto him even if he's gay. I think we need to also count the new fans he'll get from the lgbtqai+ community and from the attention they'll get from the conspiracy being revealed as true. I think they'll gain more fans than they'll lose. Who wouldn't want to read about the lovestory of Larry Stylinson written from they own pow by themselves. It's dramatic and juicy. A secret love with good guys fighting the bad. The ups and downs. Deaths and weddings. Even antis would buy the book and watch the film and see the documentary.

When it comes to Louis he needs image rehab and a bit more good media exposure. He needs to show he's not homophobic, that he's actually friends with Harry and support him and he needs to change his laddy and macho image and act more himself. I think ending bg will help immensely in creating a better image. He'll gain so much sympathy from the gp. People already have sympathy for him bc of his mom and sister. They'll be thrilled that he's found happiness after all that misfortune. Losing a mother, sister, and now his kid isn't his after all?

To raise his profile a bit, even though he's already well known, they can do what they do to Harry's stunt girls. If he's seen hanging out with H we'll get "Who is Louis Tomlinson" articles. We'll get pap pictures, and Louis being invited to events with H etc. So when they do come out, people will know the both of them. People will love both of them and people will want the best for them. It's going to be more than okay. It will be fabulous.

[lindszeppelin]

(Regarding the new pap pics) it’s illegal for online verified journalists/photographers/agencies to lie about when the photos they post were taken. it is against the law for them to say those pics were taken yesterday if they in fact weren’t and i don’t think the gerber’s hold enough power to make millionaire agencies break the law. its possible that austin just hasn’t left la yet because maybe they are filming scenes without him rn.

the only thing thats certain is they both look pissed off in the photos.

no publication has posted these photos and claimed it was yesterday. the only one that ever posts these kinds of pap pics are the Daily Mail, and they are wrong on what they report with their damn typos and misinformation being in Gerbers back pocket all the fucking time...but the DM has not uploaded or shared these pics either (yet anyway).

what im talking about is not about publications. kaia stan accounts and some austin stan accounts are the only ones to have posted these pictures today and make the claim they were from yesterday. they don't know when these pics were taken like any of us do, they are just presuming so. but no one takes a second to remember that Eddington has started filming already. do we see Joaquin or Pedro or Emma still hanging out getting papped in LA this week? we don't because they are all on set. so 2+2=4 being these photos are not recent and they are released now and these stan accounts are presuming they were yesterday. stan accounts can also get it wrong all the time. hell, i could be wrong also but i am basing my educated guess on logic here.

im sure if austin was in a much smaller role he would arrive to the set later when needed if he was told to. but he has been touted as playing marc, one of the main characters in the film next to emma stone. he would have to be there when filming started on march 11th, and filming has already started. im also adding in here that when he did bikeriders, austin said that whenever he had a day where he wasn't needed on set he would still go to watch everyone else work. like, we are talking about a man who is a serious professional workaholic who is obsessed with the craft of acting. even if in the event lets just say that he wasn't needed right now, this man is such a professional with a love for the trade that he would be there putting in the hours regardless. not going to a couples pilates class looking miserable as fuck yet again wasting his time.

[jordanianprincesses]

Sis, the tea we need and deserve is who the hell is behind princehusseinandfriend insta bc girlie posted all rajwas party photo, knows her exes names and ocupations, had the exclusive photo and video of her grad ceremony, know who her family members are who her brother married, she started the rumor of arranged engagement then she casually find and spread on direct message her old twitter, she knowss the timeline of her life in the usa and casually, the only honeymon photographs were sent to her acc as an exclusive. Not even husseins og tumblr pages have so much info. She posted so many private photos and know so much of rajwa that this lunatic must be getting info from a close ex friend, ex boyfriend, even family memeber, worst case gotta be one of them. I have followed since the engagement and even before she started posting personal photos of rajwa she was like "ohh, if only people knew the real rajwa" "oh she loks older/experienced than him" "if people read her tweets she would get canceled" "rania loves to have her as a daughter in law bc she is rich" "hussein look sad"-and snarky things like that, even before a lot of info of rajwa was known. Anyways, waiting for her downfall but first i want to know who she is hhahahhhhahah.

Heyyyy ! Euhhh ,This ask may cause a diplomatic incident for me with that account's owner haha

I sometimes visit that page not too often and here are my opinions:

I think that page's owner is a skillful person who's putting so much effort into running it! She's trying her best to find exclusive pics , she's funny, she's trying to analyze things, making polls... One thing's for sure her content is never boring!

About the pics' sources: I think she can get pics from Rajwa's University pages/websites, if she ever knew about one of her friends names /Instagram accounts, it becomes easier for her to find private pics and all... Plus, most of them are originally published by another fan account ( a particular one maybe you know it ) she just publishes them and tag the account's name.

She's not the first one who published the honeymoon pics and there's no exclusivity, there were several articles about it on the net !

Her sisters/ brothers pics were taken from public sources ( an article about her sister being a shoes' designer / an article about her brother being successful in his job or idk what ... )

Plus , am pretty sure , some of her followers may have sent her pics or pieces of information !

Plus she was asked once if she likes Rajwa and the answer was yes !

She's from the US , where there's so much freedom of expression, celebrities are always chased by paps , every detail about their lives may be discussed .... So it's a bit normal for her to post everything, that's how it goes there !

Plot twist : I am that account's owner hahahaha

However,

I didn't appreciate it AT ALL, when she kept overanalyzing things and misinterpreting them which led to the "arranged marriage" rumors...

Also, at some point, I unconsciously thought Rajwa was really rude beacuse of what she mentioned about her " old tweets" but when I got the chance to read some of them ( not all tbh ) she was just a funny teenager who was sharing some jokes, complaining about her studies... things all of us may have done at her age !

She somehow painted Rajwa in a negative light ( idk if she'd done that consciously or not )

She could have respected the difference between western and arab mentalities and therefore stopped posting controversial private pics of Rajwa's past life because that's causing SO MUCH harm to her !

These are my opinions hope you won't hate me though 😂😂😂

[formulaforza]

hey mackie! have u seen the new paparazzi pics taken of charles lol (on 2 separate occasions in the past few days in the usa, i think in la)? as ur someone from the usa, do u think he’s actually so popular in the usa to warrant paps following him? 🤔 people on ig are 50/50 between these photo ops being real/staged and i don’t want to get all tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist, but i do find it a bit suspish given his recent contract with wme. (also i know none of this is important in the grand scheme of things, but i am, unfortunately, nosy)

i promise you charles leclerc is not famous enough for the paparazzi to be following him around. imo the only person on the grid to have any level of celebrity status in the US is lewis. also a lot of proper celebrities have said time and time again that if you don’t WANT the paparazzi to get photos of you, they don’t. if it was at an event/red carpet/party/place where other celebs were… maybe. maybe even if it was in vegas bc then paparazzi know the area is full of drivers. but no😭😭 i don’t think they are “real” but they are cute

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT [X X]

[erodasfishtacos]

Take a Hike

Prompt: When Harry and Y/N take the baby for a hike and end up being followed by fans.

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contains: language, sexual content

Harry was furious. He just wanted to go on a hike  - like a normal family on a warm June day in a beautiful foreign country.

You were currently in Madrid - on Harry’s European leg of the tour.

While Harry had been doing press - you and Sasha had taken to the hotel pool where she could splash and enjoy the water all day.

It wasn’t without a eagle-eyed security guard who lurked in the background for shady characters and overzealous fans.

Fans - they wanted picture with you because you were Harry Styles’ wife. Not inherently famous on your own.

It was a bit odd, but you didn’t mind occasionally stopping to snap a pic with a excited fans. 

However, when you and Harry were out with the baby - it was completely off limits. Neither Harry nor you would stop for fans and paparazzi if you were toting around your little love.

She didn’t like the crowds and shouts that came along with swarms of people. She would slap her little hands over her ears, dig her face into her parent’s neck, and whimper.

Harry had always been protective of you when it came to these situations. One of the major downfalls of being so famous.

Harry had nearly gotten arrested when a clumsy pap had nearly push you over while you were eight months along. 

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You and Harry had loaded up all the necessities for the five-mile hike on one of the trails right outside the city.

Sasha had a generous amount of sunscreen on and a little hat to protect her face. She refused to wear the sunglasses.

Harry had a pack for her - so you helped him load your two-year-old onto his back. He knew it was going to ache like a motherfucker but she was a bit too heavy for you. You opted for the backpack with everything in it.

The trail was semi-busy. Both of you donned sunglasses and hats to attempt to disguise yourselves a little bit.

Harry had even pulled on a hoodie - despite the heat - to cover his very recognizable tattoos.

You made it the two and a half miles in without any interruptions. 

Sasha falling asleep halfway through the trek with her cheek smushed against her father’s shoulder blade.

You snapped a few pictures in front of the waterfalls and beautiful rock structures. But you had decided not to wake your daughter from her nap.

You and Harry had taken an obligatory kissing selfie that would likely be your new Lock Screen. 

You both had made the mistake of taking off your sunglasses for the picture because you can hear muted whispers from other tourists.

“Is that fucking Harry Styles?”

“Yes. Oh my god! That’s his wife and baby!”

“Snap a video, Emilia!”

Harry’s noticeable tenses as he slides his sunglasses back onto his nose. Protective papa bear was in full-force around strangers who knew who he was.

The most important thing in Harry’s mind was his family’s safety.

“Let’s go, lovie,” Harry murmurs softly. His British accent surely giving him away if they heard it.

You nod anxiously - pointedly not making eye contact with the fans and small group that was gathering.

As you begin the journey back down the small mountain - you notice the group trailing behind you. Following you guys.

Jaw clenched, you want to scream at them to stop taking pictures of your sleeping baby. But you attempt to keep your cool.

It wasn’t more than ten teenage girls but it didn’t really matter who it was.

The girls are getting louder, more excited. When one of them squeals in joy of seeing her celebrity crush - who she had ticket for his concert tomorrow as did the rest of the group.

The noise startles the curly-haired baby on Harry’s back awake. She immediately starts crying - her hands coming to grip frantically in her fathers matching curls.

“Daddy,” Sasha sobs, grabbing at him as the girls keep snapping pictures and cooing.

Harry’s face is stone - attempting to keep his anger at bay. He was about to lose his shit and you couldn’t blame him.

He couldn’t always treat people with kindness.

“Down, want down,” she lisps, no longer wanting to be confined in her pack. It was also most likely time for a diaper change.

“Not right now, sweetheart. Please be good for mumma and I,” Harry rasps, reaching back to give her leg a comforting pat.

You look at your husband, “Please - let’s just try to make it out of here as soon as possible.”

Harry sighs, “I’m sorry, love.”

You brush his shoulder lightly, “it isn’t your fault people act this way. I just can’t stand when this happens around her.”

Harry’s slight smile from your reassurance turns into a glare when he realizes the nosy fans were trying to talk to his upset baby - who notably did not like strangers.

He’s quick to unstrap the toddler and shuffle her into your arms. You cradle her and turn you back away from the group. 

“Mumma, no cameras,” she whines, her words a little jumbled but you understood.

“I know, baby. Daddy’s going to take care of it,” you coo assuringly. Her fingers finding their way into her mouth to soothe her.

Harry slides her carrier off his shoulders and tosses it next to your feet. He’s trailing over to the jumpy, overly-excited fans.

“Listen,” he states firmly, speaking loudly over their giggles, “y’need to stop following us and takin’ pictures. You’re scaring our baby.”

They chatter a bit, begging from picture and then they promise they’ll leave us alone.

“Absolutely not,” Harry states, trying to stay level headed with these immature teens who adored him.

With that, he’s headed back to you guys. The girls shouting unflattering things at him like “asshole” and “douchebag.”

He decided to ignore it and quickly allows you to strap the baby back into her carrier. His eyes study your face to make sure you’re alright and you give him a calm smile, squeezing at his bicep.

—- 

The girls trailed off after a few more minutes of following us. Harry hummed and sang a few nursery rhymes to Sasha to keep her calm but she was still fussy.

Back the hotel, Sasha was freshly bathed and laid down for a nap in the second bedroom. A baby monitor sat on the bathroom countertop as you two showered off the sweat and dirt.

Harry was still upset about the incident so you decided upon a good cuddle in a warm shower. His cheek was rested in the top of you head and his arms holding you to his wet chest.

“Just want to be normal - for one fuckin’ day,” he huffs with frustration.

“We had a totally normal, fun hike. It wasn’t ruined, I promise. It’s our reality so they’re is no use in being upset about it.”

Harry loved how level-headed you were to balance out his irrational, impulsive feelings and actions.

“You’re t’good to me, I love you.”

“At the end of the day, I knew what I was signing up for when you and I got married. I also knew when we had Sasha that paparazzi would still hound you.”

“Didn’t sign up to be harassed constantly though. I just feel so bad about it sometimes. It scares Sasha and it makes me feel like a bad father.”

You knew he was about to throw himself into a downward spiral if you didn’t distract him. 

“You know what else I signed up for when I married you?” I murmur into his neck, letting my lips ghost over his hammering pulse.

“Wha’s that?” He asks genuinely, a little slow on the uptake because of how deep in thought he was.

“That you would fuck me whenever I wanted,” you nearly purr, landing a not-so-gentle nip to the vein protruding on his neck.

“Is tha’ right? Put a ring on your finger and now I gotta give you my cock whenever you please?” He grunts at your teeth pinching his sensitive skin.

It’s amazing how it takes little to no effort to get this man in the mood.

“Mmm, if you want to be a good, dutiful husband,” you taunt - knowing he’ll take the bait.

“Am I not a good husband, pet? I fuck you any chance you let me. Give it to you anytime time you wan’ it. You know that.”

His hand is tugging your thigh up roughly, making your centers align with delicious pressure as he slips right between your folds.

“Harry,” Y/N groans, your head falling down to watch where he’s teasingly grinding his cock against your entrance and clit.

“Want me t’put it in, love?” He drawls like he has all the time in the world. The water pelting on his back making him pink.

“Ple-please,” you choke out, nipples harden against his chest even in the warmth of the shower. Sensitive with every brush against his smooth pecs. 

“You know what else you signed up for when y’married me?” He asks, his voice as deep and smooth as honey.

“What?” I reply, whining each time he teases at pushing in.

“That when you beg for my prick - you’ll be a good girl and take it.” 

With that, he’s thrusting up into you with full force. His sharp hipbones meeting the plushy, soft skin of yours.

“Ooh, oh fuck,” Y/N gasps, wrapping an arm around his neck as he presses brushing marks into your thigh where he’s holding you for leverage.

“C’mon, you can take it,” your husband goads, relentlessly hitting the spot that send licks of flames of your spine.

Your legs are feeling weak with how hard he’s pounding into you. He is so intuned with your body that he moves his hands to you backside.

He lifts you up easily, your legs wrapped around his waist, and his presses you back into the cold tile wall. 

He was so fucking good. How’d you manage to marry him? Unexplainable. 

“Am I good husband? Fuck you well enough?” He hisses against your open mouth as you pant heavily.

“So so good, H. Best husband ever,” you whimper, welcoming the friction from his pelvis against your swollen bud.

“Sweet girl,” he murmurs happily, “I think you deserve to come”

You throw your head back as he speeds up, fingers reaching to flick at your nerves - just on the right side of painful.

It’s just what you needed to climax. He always somehow knew what you needed. His fingers are consistent as he lets you ride it out.

It is only a few more rough thrusts before he’s cursing and coming as well. His hand grasping harshly at your jaw to bring you into a searing kiss.

“Never gonna get sick of watchin’ you come on my cock,” he chuckles, carefully placing your feet back on the ground but keeping a tight hold of your hips.

You lean in to give him a quick but meaningful kiss before going about cleaning your body again after the mess you two created. 

It takes a little longer than necessarily due to you constantly having to bat his wandering hands away from your body.

—-

It dark out now, the city of Madrid illuminated through the large windows of the high-rise hotel.

Sasha was exhausted after the hike and full day at the pool - despite napping twice. She was always out like a light around eight-thirty

You were tightly tucked into Harry’s side, head resting on his shoulder. Your eyes becoming bleary from drowsiness. 

Your toddler was sprawled out on Harry’s chest, fast asleep with one of your husband’s large hands resting on her back. 

Harry was scrolling aimlessly through his phone when he chuckle softly, handing you his mobile to see what was on the screen.

It was a video-recording of an Instagram Live. 

The video forwarded by Jeff. The volume low to not disturb your daughter.

It was a teenager girl who looks unpleasantly familiar.

“Um - yeah. So we saw him and we were hiking freaking out. ‘Cause like we’re going to his concert tomorrow.”

Then girls eyes flick to the commenters to answer questions.

“He had his baby. His wife was there too.”

“No, so he was so unfriendly! He flipped out because we wanted an autograph!”

The girl was mimicking Harry’s thick accent, “when we asked for a picture - he legit said ‘absolutely not.’”

I shake my head at the girl’s antics, “how dare you not take a photo. You’re such a dick.” You tease.

Harry smirks, taking the phone back and tossing it on the cushion. His hand rubbing gentle circles on his sleepy baby.

“None of tha’ matters,” Harry says softly, “I don’t care what anybody but you thinks ‘bout me. At the end of the day, as long as I have you and the bab - I’ll be happy.”

[thatblueshade]

Theory on the beginning of the friendship narrative

It is closer than we think and everything is starting to line up perfectly for it to start this year.

Okay, so due to all of the things that have been going on lately, I was talking to one of my cousins who I accidentally turned into a larrie and we realized that things are starting to line up a bit too perfectly to officially start the friendship narrative this year.

To clarify, I do not think they are coming out this year (maybe Harry but not both of them together)

Keep in mind this is just a fun theory that would be, in my opinion, a great way for them to start this reconnection in the public's eye.

Also, my first lenguage is not English so I'm sorry if there's any mistakes here.

Let's start!

April: The brake up

This one is simple, I (and a lot of other people) think that by the end of this month, the Elounor BUA will be a reality. Why? simple, the pattern is repeating.

About a week ago (April 6th) we got these pap pictures of Louis all by himself in Paris. Some would say he looks upset, sad even, and maybe just a little bit hungover.

The last time we had gotten pap pics of him was when he was in New York with Eleanor for his LTWT shows there.

Also, in case you didn't know, it is illegal to take paparazzi pictures without the artist's permission in Paris, so these were definitely planned.

Now, our poor baby was alone in Paris the city of love, and coincidentally, it was that day that all his family decided that it would be a good idea to surprise him going to watch his show.

Mind you, of course, they all posted about it.

There were even some articles (written by the dailymail itself) that came out about it that talked about Lottie's baby. These articles used paparazzi pictures that were taken inside the venue in which Louis did his show. Which again means, planned.

Link: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10690061/Pregnant-Lottie-Tomlinson-attends-brother-Louis-concert-boyfriend-Lewis-Burton-Grandpa-Len.html

Some would think it's a bit unnecessary because they are still going to watch him on his shows in England so why go so out of nowhere? I guess you could say that his sisters only found the perfect excuse to go shopping in Paris, or maybe they wanted to go and console their poor heartbroken brother, because if El and Louis were still together, surely she would've gone that day too, but she wasn't there.

In conclusion, I am sure that at some point this month we are finally getting a BUA.

May: Harry's House comes out.

Obviously, this month we are getting (finally) the album, and it will definitely be loud as hell. Just thinking about it makes me want to scream. We might also get another single but we'll see.

Over all I don't think much is going to happen this month (Larry related). Louis might get extremely loud on his Doncaster show and maybe, who knows one can dream, he could for the first time hold up a pride flag.

We'll see.

June: The reconnection.

This is the month that Harry starts his European leg of the Love On Tour and also the month that he will have his Wembley Stadium Shows, and this is where my theory starts.

Louis will have just a few shows this month, he will be finishing his center and south America leg of the tour but his last show will be on the 17th in Mexico city. After that, he doesn't have any shows until the 10th of July because his Ukraine and Russia shows have been canceled due to the conflict these countries are having. That would mean an almost one month long break in between the dates.

As we all know, Louis seems to love Mexico so it wouldn't be surprising for him to stay there for a while right? I mean, why would he want to immediately go back to London when he could just take a vacation? Well usually yeah, he would probably stay.

BUT, there's something we have to consider here. By this point, Lottie, his sister will probably be very close to give birth, that is if she hasn't done it already.

On Christmas of 2021, Louis tweeted:

Hope everyone’s had a good day! One of the best Christmas’ in a long time at our house! Sending love!

And on February 11th of 2022, Lottie announced her pregnancy to the world.

We believe that it was on that Christmas that Lottie and her boyfriend told everyone they were having a baby. And if we do the math it will be around this month that Louis will become an uncle. I'm definitely not crying.

He would definitely wanna be around when that happens, especially considering he's already missing most of her pregnancy, which makes me think he could go back to the UK as soon as possible.

So with all this considered I was thinking, what if now that Harry is doing two shows in Wembley all by himself (which is one of his biggest achievements as a solo artist yet) some of his band mates including probably Niall (who is in the eyes of the public the one he gets along the most with) and Louis go to see him?

Try to picture it, Harry is doing one of the most important shows of his career and Niall who is a close friend of Harry convinces Louis to go to the second show. Harry and Louis aren't really close obviously, but they have mutual respect for each other and Louis is free so, why not? This could be the reconnection.

Also I don't think Liam would be there because all four of them being in the same place at the same time seems impossible to me but who knows.

Clearly articles would come out because of Harry's ex band mates being there to support him and everyone would be excited about it, but there wouldn't be too much attention on the “reconnection” part yet. That will happen later on.

I can see Louis talking about it on an interview a few months later saying something like:

“Harry's show? Oh yeah. I wasn't even going to go! It was great though.

A few days before that I finished my south American leg of the tour and immediately came back to England because my sister was about to give birth to my beautiful nephew/niece and I wanted to be there.

When I got to London though it was way too late for me to drive all the way to Doncaster so I stayed there. Niall texted me and was like “oh you should come to Harry's Wembley show! It will be amazing!”, and I didn't really have anything else to do so I went.

I got there a bit late and missed the begging but it was really fun, and at the end I got to talk to him a little before going back to me house to sleep so I could leave to Doncaster in the morning.

Pretty cool yeah, good times, good times”.

It'll be super casual and almost accidental.

This is also pride month so yeah things will get Loud, Louis could post something relating to it which just thinking about it makes me wanna cry but let's not focus too much in that.

July: Not so much calm before the storm.

This month will be complete chaos.

At some points, Louis and Harry will have shows the same day so it will definitely be a lot for us but I don't think anything more than the common Larry chaos and casual bluegreening will happen.

The frenzy of an almost one direction reunion will naturally die down with other celebrity gossip ocuping the general public minds, but this will just be the beginning.

August: End of the stunt and beginning of a not-so-new beautiful friendship

Okay, now THIS my friends, will be a hell of a rollercoaster month, it could definitely mark history on the Larry organization and we we'll be having breakdowns almost every day.

During this month Louis will only have two shows for LTWT, and Harry will be taking a break to do the ‘Don't worry, darling’ press tour but that doesn't mean we we'll get a rest.

A lot of people have been theorizing lately that Harry and O will brake up in the middle of the press tour for the movie, why? because marketing speaking, it makes sense.

If they're smart, and they want to get the best out of this stunt, things could go like this:

Press tour starts, they do interviews and get asked about their relationship, “what was it like to film the movie while dating your co-star?” “how did you fall in love?”. They'll do all the juicy questions for good headlines.

They brake up in the middle of it, everyone is surprised and they could even fake canceling or doing some last minute changes on interviews because of it.

The second part of the press tour happens and they both seem sad, they get asked questions and act all sad about it or whatever.

Movie premier happens and either they look distant and try to avoid each other or they are amicable and everything is fine. let's hope it's the second bc if it's a messy break up they will most likely blame it on harry and we don't want that.

The movie comes out and it does great because of all the drama surrounding it.

Now, I don't think Harry will say much. At the beginning he might just use the excuse of “I don't like talking about my private life” or find a way to avoid the questions as he always does. And then when the break-up happens he'll say they are on good terms while acting all sad or whatever and everything will be fine.

Moving on from Harry, some people seem to have forgotten the fact that the AWFHF wasn't a one time occurrence.

Last year, Louis mentioned that it would be an annual thing and that it might happen in a different country this year.

It is most likely that the date for this year's festival will also be on August since he doesn't really have time to do it any other time before that and doing a festival in winter is not really a good idea. Remember how cold he was during the show? yeah, it is not happening after august.

So, what if Harry goes to this year's AWFHF? now that the pandemic restrictions are technically over, it wouldn't be too crazy to think that he might invite some of his friends to go watch him.

Here again we could have another 1d member going so it's not only Harry there, it could also be Niall or Liam.

If this happens, that's when articles about them reconnecting back in June when Louis went to Harry's show in Wembley could come out.

Just imagine it.

“Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson reconnected back when Louis went to Harry's show in Wembley.

Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson haven't been close friends, as one would say, since the One Direction hiatus started, but sources say that Niall Horan convinced the Walls singer back in June to go watch his ex band mate on one of his most important shows. Since then, they have recovered that strong friendship they had at the beginning of the band [insert here some article that talks about how they were incredibly close at the beginning of the band].

Proof of this is the fact that the As it was singer attended Louis' self made festival “The Away From Home Festival” in [insert country name] with his other ex band mate [insert one of the other boy's name] to support Louis.

[...]

Harry recently broke up with director O Cockburn and is just about to appear on the upcoming film “Don't worry, darling” [blah, blah, blah]”

It is almost perfect, they could subtly mention the fact that Harry broke up with O around the same time he reconnected with Louis and then use that on their favor when they want to talk about speculation of them being together in the future (this i don't think will happen until a few years but yk still)

In conclusion, antis will be fuming this month.

The friendship narrative.

Of course, I think we all know what the friendship narrative is.

After august the narrative will start slowly and it will take a long time for it to get somewhere else but that's just how it goes.

Here's a list of things I think could happen to help maintain this narrative.

They wish each other happy birthday. Harry probably won't do it bc he usually doesn't use social media but he could still like a post about Louis' birthday or reply to a tweet from Louis with a “happy birthday, mate” or something like that. Louis could tweet something.

Harry meets Lottie's baby. Harry and Lottie always got along and that's a known fact so maybe at some point he could go meet her child and maybe she could post some stories about it. it will show that he is still close to Louis' family or whatever.

They support each other's project's. Louis could talk about Harry's movies especially my policeman and ofc they would support their music.

Interactions at award shows. Next year they will both have most probably already released stuff so when they get nominated and go to award shows they could interact and take pictures and all that.

Note: I think Harry could “come out” at some point soon but I don't see a world in which Louis comes out this year and less if they are both single and publicly “friends”.

What I think could happen is:

Harry breaks up with O and has some kind of “come out” this year. They start being friends and Louis is single but still in the closet and publicly a father.

Harry gets a boyfriend so they can be friends when Louis comes out.

Lou “finds out he is not a father” and is “absolutely heartbroken” about it while simultaneously Harry “breaks up” with his first public boyfriend and is also “heartbroken”.

“They help each other in these tough times and become each other's rock, eventually falling in love and the public noticing it happening”.

Everyone ships the hell out of them and “it is a bit difficult at first”, maybe with some drama involved to feed the tabloids before but “in the end they get together”.

The fake boyfriend thing helps “killing the rumors” of larry actually being a thing all along and just making everyone think that, while they have been shipped together since the beginning of their careers, they didn't really got together untill recently. They could say they kind of “always liked each other and never really did anything about it”, but they can not say they have been closeted this whole time.

Anyway yeah, this was my theory, it is a narrative they could follow. It might not be perfect and it won't happen exactly like this but it might go something like that.

Thanks for reading and don't forget that, no meter what happens, Larry is real and they love each other very much. Stay pressed antis.

Edit: Someone asked me to detail my thoughts on Harry's coming out and it's relation to my policeman so here it is if you want to read it!

[1ddotdhq]

Thurs 21 Jan ‘21

Welp. Today was a busy week, huh? 

Let’s start with Zayn’s INZAYNLY AWESOME idea of writing a comic book based on his own album - take THAT reviews that said he had no concept behind it! The first panel of the story is a man in a white car speeding away from a man with purple eyes and white pupils (REALLY creepy btw), and it reads, “A madman has been chasing me for the past hour. When I go faster, he comes closer”. I am intrigued! I hope that this is some sort of enemies to lovers type thing, but knowing these guys, its strictly horror/suspense. This is being presented in video form, so the panels are moving figures and they are scored with songs from the album, which I assume is how the rest of the panels will also be presented. You can watch these two panels with the songs “Calamity” and “Better” over on YouTube for the full effect! Also, Zayn’s last listening party was today and he was the DJ! “DJ Malik”, he said in a sentimental throwback to his boyband days. He and his team had a great time throwing airhorns into the the listening party and then they did a “from Dusk Til Dawn '' encore, which I’m sure means Zayn wants us to be streaming NIL from Dusk Til Dawn! 

To keep the party going, Paul Roberts, TPWK and longtime 1D choreographer, had a chat with the BBC about working with Harry and Phoebe (WB) on the music video. He knew right away, he said, that everyone from 1D could be a great dancer if they really wanted to be, and, ten years later, he finally got the chance to test the theory! Spoiler alert: he was RIGHT! Harry had seen Phoebe in Fleabag on the West End and got on with her from the word go, and so the idea came about. “It was about three weeks before the world started to burn”, he says about the filming of the video,“We didn’t know how lucky we were”. 

Finally, let’s CHAT: it’s stunt timeeeeee!! Today is, of course, Freddie’s birthday, which meant the usual round of pictures stolen from social media from the Tomlinson sisters, silence from Louis, and birthday pics from the Clarks. Including a picture of a sonogram posted by Briana that was taken on August 3rd, 2015 (Louis confirmed the baby on the very next day on GMA). This sonogram is notable BECAUSE - drumroll pleasseeeee - it was taken at a FERTILITY CLINIC which specialized in surrogacy and IVF. So this is a clinic that only treats people who cannot have children naturally. To make matters more interesting, the clinic does not do non-client visits, and they did not do them in 2015. You simply could not go to this clinic if you had an accidental pregnancy because those are not the kinds of clients served by this clinic! I mean, if nothing else, this shows that Briana did not get accidentally pregnant by Louis, if she was pregnant at all. Likely, it was another fucked up photoshop job, where they switched Tammi’s name for hers and just forgot to change the name of the clinic. Sighhh. We knew this, of course, but WOW does this prove it concretely, huh? Anyways, I cannot BELIEVE that they are still fucking up THIS BADLY five years later, but uh. Yeah. Happy Birthday, Freddie, hope you got more than an apple this year! 

But that’s not the ONLY stunt that’s becoming faker and faker: Fauxlivia is proving itself to be nothing but the cash, and the cars, and the glory...and the pretty clothes, apparently! Turns out, Olivia is a brand ambassador for La Ligne in much the same way that H works for Gucci. She’s been featured on their instagram many MANY times, and has, thus far, worn their clothes for no fewer than TWO of the Holivia pap walks. Strangely enough, though, when this whole stunt began to manifest in late October, HARRY began featuring on their Instagram page as well. Totally Organically, of course, considering that they’d never talked about him before! That AND: the pink beanie that H was wearing in their dumb af Parking Lot Pap Walk has ALSO been idenfied to be La Ligne, which I’m sure he Just Decided to begin wearing and it had NOTHING to do with Jeff being Right There and them having promoted Gucci together at Jeff’s wedding. Mhmmmmm they’ve convinced me they’re TOTALLY in love. Celebrities that promo together, stay together, after all! (Oh, is that not the saying?)

Meanwhile, Liam’s Final Act merch has been delayed, and he has asked people to “contact him when they get it” (Harry’s team could NEVER), and JC Stewart called Niall “one of the nicest guys in music”. I’m sure he agrees! And, Niall has his own little discourse today - so much for him not creating any drama, huh? There were some shirtless pics of him posted by an ~source~ where he seems to have been working out (Niall has ABS now??) and is arranging a stack of boxes that read “nude” (just like Niall, huh?). UAs battled it out whether or not these pics should have been posted because he did not know they were being taken and there’s ETHICS involved, but Niall hangs out shirtless so much ANYWAYS that I bet he doesn’t mind.

[1d-discourseoftheday]

Thurs 7 Jan ‘21

Z3 Z3 Z3 Z3 Z3 Z3 Z3!!! Firstly Zayn posted a teaser of a red curtain, labeled 'tomorrow', beginning to rise with a snippet of a song-- it's Vibez! Vibez is HERE! NEW ZAYN MUSIC! And hell yeah that's super exciting (and the curtain is reminiscent of the filming at the theater last month I'm hopeful we're about to get that video) but THAT'S not the half of it-- Z3 listings are UP! 'Nobody is Listening' (friend we are ABOUT TO BE and I CANNOT WAIT) is out Jan 15 and has 11 songs (titles unrevealed with the exception of Better, already released, and Vibez). The cover art is a painting of a bright colorful sea of staring faces; everybody looking, nobody listening? Spotify also has Vibez cover art- a cool blocky noir looking painting- and a new photo of Zayn smouldering in a tank top. Happy almost Zayn's birthday to US, and thank you very much!

Liam did a long live today with an also long BEARD (oh shush on his FACE you guys) to talk about Saturday's show, but then he ends up talking to Ben Winston for most of it which is, as you can imagine, a mixed blessing. I mean all that 1D reminiscing is great for dredging up unknown tidbits for us but otoh Ben: the part where Liam puts manager Steve on to say hi to Ben and it's just the two of them is the worst content I've seen in a minute and I mean... Holivia is current..? ANYWAY, before Ben, Liam has his cousin Ross on and tells us Ross will also have cousin Luke playing drums for him at the show Sat, and snippets of all the openers' music are played. They discuss accents, and Liam, as usual, says that he was just on the phone to Louis (relatable I too immediately think of Louis when discussing strong British accents). And then the Ben chat: they talk about the We Are 1D Family fan project at San Siro and how the band didn't know it was going to happen, Liam talks about not wanting to do the Leroy piece for the BSE video (“haha remember I had a meltdown but you made me do it!”:/), and they talk about the two Midnight Memories videos-- we learn that Ben didn't have anything to do with the scrapped first one so he can't release it sorry, and “you guys didn't like it so we had to make a new one in like a week”. Liam: “no I preferred the first one!”, lol. Ben talks shit about not liking You and I (no wonder he did her so dirty), Liam: “WHAT??” and “didn’t Zayn’s high note turn you on a little bit? It had to!” sksksjfa okay calm down there, and then he turns me into the 'had me in the first half' meme when he says his least favorite 1D song is I Would! CAN YOU BELIEVE. He quickly realizes though that no! He means I WANT! Yeah okay that makes more sense but jeez Liam, don't mess with me like that! He also says (not about I Would or I Want), “when I was younger I didn't really understand the songs as much as I understand them now, they mean so much more to me later on in life than they ever have done before, the feeling, the emotions that come through, the lyric as well for some of them.” Oh and Ben mentions the Grammy awards being pushed to March 14 which btw I forgot to say yesterday so there ya go. New date. And last but not least, new LP Act 4 merch! RAINBOW HOODIE! Omg it's so good! The rest is great too but that rainbow hoodie (uh 'hoody' that is hmm why) is soooo nice.

9 am PST came and went without a single Holivia pap pic, but don't worry (darlings) they were just a little late today, though you'll be excused if you didn't realize there were new ones, as they are simply more of the same batch as yesterday's- it was a very exciting parking lot after all, they needed a lot of documentation! Harry grabbing Olivia's arm SO AWKWARDLY is a gem though, I'm starting to have doubts that they're even really friends now that I'm seeing them interact so much tbh. I think the press time excitement was supposed to be the 'candid' pics of them drinking coffee together with Harry in the spa robe (taken... maybe you can guess... YES! it was over the weekend!) but aside from being memed they didn't seem to get much traction. Even so, the press is still all over Holivia ofc and if you only read one article about it PLEASE make it the Harper's Bazaar one that marveled at today's pics “Wilde happened to be wearing the same outfit from last weekend” oh SO CLOSE YOU GUYS, defensively states that Harry was wearing a mask (in response to the many articles out there about people being mad at him for not wearing a mask which yes are very much still up and not being suppressed by HSHQ, btw) but some enterprising layout person placed a picture of him without a mask right under that line, and tells us twice in a row that their relationship is 'very organic'-- definitely 100% truly oBvIOusLy ORGANIC, 'a source' says so. So you can see that clearly it's all very organic. In case you were wondering! STRONG honorable press mention for Vogue though, who declared that Holivia were “already 2021's most stylish pair” with a picture of Harry in his paint splattered merch hoodie and pushed up sweats; but then they also said the other day that larries were people “who ship Harry with Liam Payne”...hey Vogue I really recommend getting an intern if you're struggling, so helpful!

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Mon 1 Feb ‘21

Happy 27th Birthday to Harry! For Harry’s birthday, everyone gave us the gift of their unseen pics, from people who want to brag about being lucky enough to get to hang out and do friend stuff with him, behind the scenes pics from photoshoots and concerts and the TPWK shoot and charity visits, and sweet casual pics from extended family (and tributes to how lovely he is from the people who know him best, his relatives, such as “gorgeous man”, “youngest pup” (sooo ABO Harry is canon I guess), and “obnoxiously obnoxious”). Photo highlights include a moody chiarascuro shot from Helene Pabrum, cute snaps from Tokyo friends, a weird video from the Brits of him carefully pouring tequila from one bottle to another to make them have the same amount, and an even weirder contribution from Freddie’s grandma Ruth who posted a manip of him... and Louis.. and Freddie…?? UMMM OKAY THEN. She fits right in with the other instagram fans tbh, why am I even surprised. ANYWAY, speaking of hellholes where people want to believe everything at once even if there’s direct contradiction, twitter dedicated a moment to Harry. They weren’t wrong, he dominated the trends all day, and not only that all that seemed to be about him actually WERE as far as I know, unlike yesterday when there were so many Louis trends that the trend explainer person got overwhelmed and just started saying all the trends were about Louis (Freddie Mercury and Michael Clifford were actually getting talked about as it happens). But, important question here, does Liam Gallagher know it’s Harry’s birthday? “Of course, I’ve sent him some flowers”, he says, which if true is very sweet but also I hope “some” actually means a ludicrously huge quantity of some kind of weird-ass flowers as payback for the 2k worth of fish Harry sent him!

Not to be outdone by all this content, the powers that be brought us pap pics from the DWD set (taken Saturday). Harry, likely in reaction to doing the same photo op multiple times (you can tell by how he’s only carrying his bizarrely huge water bottle and wearing the costume ring in some pics), does a little goofy walk for the cameras in his period costume: slacks, tattoos covered, hair slicked, and the piece de resistance, a cute lil flowered apron!! I KNOW he’s gonna be all creepy and stuff in the movie and the frilly apron scene won’t be nearly as much fun as TODAY’S frilly apron scene, but still, can’t wait to see it. Florence Pugh joins him on the trailer to set pap walk(s), both masked up. Later there were more pics, with his massive water bottle again (which has motivating ‘drink more water’ encouragements on the side, you would think he got enough of that on twitter), but alas no more apron. People mag made an effort to make something of the fact that he and Olivia were both present on the set of the film they both are working on but they truly had nothing. I’m sure something ludicrous lurks just around the corner though...

The anniversary celebratory fanart has been taken down from Louis’ spotify but it looks like it was a hit-- most of the tracks have been put on one or another of their popularity driven weekly playlists and Defenseless in particular looks set to break into the top 200 this week. Walls sales, likewise, shot up over the anniversary.

[farfromharry]

Hi, can you write a tom holland blurb about tom and reader being in a secret relationship and pics of them making out end up on the internet and reader gets hate from tom's toxic fans, but she just blocks and deletes the hate and laugh at them

summary: yours and tom’s relationship is exposed when you’re caught making out

tom holland x reader

hope this is okay!

w/c 0.4k

“shh, no one’s gonna see us.” you rolled your eyes, still adamant that tom should be more cautious. however, here you were, pushed up against a wall outside a bar, tom’s body towering over yours.

“you’re so pretty.” he stroked your cheek before lowering his head and slotting his lips together with yours. your hands moved to tangle in his hair, pulling at the short hairs at the back of his neck.

little did you know, paps had managed to identify you from the dress you wore to the premiere, only gathering that tom was then the man kissing you when he pulled back to start leading you to his car. coincidentally looking right at the camera’s, unintentionally, with a lazy smile.

the next morning those pictures were released to the world, yours and tom’s face covering social media apps and newspapers, much to both of your displeasures.

with the exposure from the press also came very angry fans, both yours and toms. however, tom’s fans were more aggressive towards you, which visibly bothered him.

“i hate that they’re being like this.” he ranted, running his hands through his hair for the hundredth time since you’d both woke uo that morning.

“tom, calm down.” he shook his head, scrolling through even more comments with an angry expression.

“they can’t say this stuff about yo-“

“tom, look.” you showed yourself simply deleting comments and blocking some rude people. “they don’t bother me, i know who i am, and you hopefully know who you’re dating.” he laughed, placing a kiss to the back of your hand.

“i love you, i don’t care what they think.” you cupped his cheek and rested your forehead on his. “besides, now we don’t have to hide anymore.”

that simple comment sparked something inside of tom. the male opening up his instagram and scrolling through his camera roll until he found a, rather suggestive, picture of the two of you.

“what do you think?” you grinned, encouraging him to post it. the picture was one tom had taken a few weeks ago, he’d been admiring all day how good your bum looked in some jeans, finally pulling you into his chest and snapping a naughty picture of him squeezing your arse.

the fans obviously went insane, getting the confirmation on your relationship from the real source, not just paps.

“god, some of these comments are horrible.” you looked over his shoulder, laughing at how ridiculous some of them sounded.

“i don’t care tommy, i have you, and that’s all i need.”

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[baronessblixen]

It sounds so silly but after seeing David and Gillian’s up and downs in the 90s, I get so pleased to see their adult friendship nowadays. The knowledge that they arranged to meet as he was in London and spent some time at her place (? Also hopefully I’m sure keeping covid safe as technically we are not allowed to meet indoors in the U.K. but them eating out in a restaurant would be a pap event lol) is a very normal thing but sometimes seemed unlikely when they were younger. Just catching up on their lives like old pals and David meeting Stella 😁

i am still smiling too over the photo, actually you know what's the best of that was that it is just them as friends (or whatever it is their relationship is) catching up without any txf thing or charity, or literally ANYTHING just people catching up. Also hopefully Stella loves her new friend, David.

Doesn’t sound silly to me, anon. I feel the same way. I think many of us who were constantly told how much they disliked each other and didn’t want to spend time together during the original run feel a similar way. They’re just two old friends catching up. After all this time, no matter what happened, they’re friends.

Either Gillian isn’t aware of current covid protocol or she was like, what the hell, I gotta see this dude. I’m sure Stella loves David and David loves Stella.

Hey ! Gillian and David's selfie was taken in Gillian's kitchen ;) Check on Gillian's instagram, the pic she took for The Crown's premiere, she captioned it "from my... kitchen! "

I wonder how many times GA touched DDs thigh and bumped shoulders with him the day they took those pictures..........

Yeah, this did not happen in PM’s kitchen. I’ve had a very funny, very sweet and in general, just wonderful conversations regarding #curtaingate. You guys know who you are and thank you 😘

As for the touching... it probably happened (a lot). I think they hugged each other for a good, long while once they saw each other. They’re so used to be in each other’s space. I want to believe that hasn’t changed.

[fallingsunflower]

Am I crazy, or are those pics obviously staged…? Is someone with Harry’s level of fandom really able to just show up at a sidewalk café and have lunch by himself without being mobbed…? I get that maybe like all of us he enjoys some alfresco dining but it’d make more sense to me to have other people as a buffer so someone doesn’t just slide into that empty chair and ask him for a photo (not that I would ever do this, I I I…🤸🏻‍♀️🚔). That with the cardigan…it just seems like a not-even-trying-to-be-subtle photo op. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Also, hold up, someone said the yellow daisy ruffle sun bonnet thing is a stunt prop? I know the girl who saw him in traffic mentioned it but O supposedly wasn’t there. I feel like that’s maybe just a Harry hat? (Please don’t tell me HO stans are out here trying to be like “It’s O’s / hEr daUgHteR’s hAT anD hE’S wEARinG iT” 🙄) Though personally if he wants to be incognito in LA he should just get a Prius. I mean.

The yellow hat, as of right now, is not a stunt hat. We’ll see how it plays out in the future. I haven’t seen HO stans say anything but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were spewing out rumors again. They always change the narrative to what they see fit.

I think the pics are staged. I’m not entirely sure where they were taken or how public of an area he was in, but considering he had sunglasses and a mask on it would make it difficult for paparazzi to spot him naturally.

I also think it’s staged because I was literally just thinking we’d get an article mentioning holivia 🥴 originally I thought it would be a pap walk with her alone but same idea. Alone pap walk, mentions of tour, mentions of HO. There’s also a stunt cardigan for no reason.

I could be totally wrong but that’s my thought

[dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram]

Good morning/afternoon/evening/night, Ralph. (I think I covered all my time zone bases there). I have been thinking lot lately about all the rhetoric in the fandom about Harry’s health and well-being, and how loud it has felt this year. To be clear, I am not asking for you to weigh in with your own speculations about how Harry is doing, unless you feel comfortable doing so. (I’m not telling you what to do either way, obviously, seeing as I am only a little grey icon in your inbox and have no right or way to demand anything of you.) I’m more looking for guidance or even just your rambling thoughts about what is respectful and appropriate when we’re wondering about a celebrity’s well being, and how you handle your own thoughts and assumptions about this. I feel like over the course of the last year we’ve just been inundated with all this panic and speculation about how Harry is unhappy or unhealthy or otherwise not himself, going all the way back to the Jingle Bell Ball Golden performance. Every time we get any new content there’s a wave of people saying he looks too thin and overworked like he’s not getting enough food or rest, or overweight and out of shape (pick a lane, people), he looks stressed, he looks sad, he looks angry, his eyes have lost their sparkle, his smile is dim, he’s addicted to drugs, he’d addicted to drugs because Jeff is doping him up to keep him going, he’s going to quit music, he’s going to hurt himself, blah blah blah. And the people making these “observations” hide behind the assertion that they’re just worried for his health when they’re faced with any sort of criticism.

This whole ongoing rhetoric feels really…icky? I suppose? to me. I do kind of think he has looked more drawn and intense (“stressed” and “sad”) in the content we’ve gotten this year, but I also think (1) the content we’ve gotten has largely been pap shots and stunt stuff, (2) this year he had to postpone his tour, and we know he loves performing so that must have really sucked, and (3) this year has just been rather shit for all of us, we’re all stressed and sad and scared and frustrated by the larger political and social goings on, and by the ways our own lives are impacted. In the past, the content we’ve gotten where Harry looks the happiest and most at ease has been performance footage or him with his family and loved ones. We haven’t gotten any of that this year. It makes sense that the pictures we do get would feature him looking less than completely relaxed and jubilant. And then there are all the assumptions that he’s lost weight or gained weight and is therefore unhealthy or on drugs or drinking a lot and that just honestly pisses me off. You cannot tell jack shit about a person’s health from their weight, and especially not in random pictures taken at random intervals in random settings. To pretend you can is harmful, and Harry probably won’t see you making these assumptions about his mental and physical health based on the prominence of his cheekbones in a set of pap pics, but friends and strangers who are already struggling with their weight will. And the assertion that someone is dealing with an addiction of any kind (or, god forbid, and I hate even typing this, being subjected to drug use at the hands of someone with power over them) is an allegation that a) you can’t make from one picture and b) has really deep, life altering, tragic and painful and hard consequences for that person and all their loved ones, and deserves more respect and deference than to be treated as something you can just throw out into the great wild beyond and then forget about.

But beyond the fact that people are making hurtful and invasive allegations and assumptions about a real person’s private life based entirely on a very very limited and posed and edited set of content that was hand chosen to be given to us, I think the thing that bothers me the most is it feels like the people who are driving these conversations are doing so because they want something from Harry. It’s never (or rarely, I suppose) “man Harry looks tired in the pictures we’ve gotten lately, I really hope he’s taking care of himself, things have been so hard for us all.” It’s always “Harry has been so withdrawn and sad and angry he’s not communicative with fans and he’s not willing to engage with them when he sees them in public and I miss him. I miss my Harry. I miss happy Harry. I want him back. Give me Harry back.” Which tells me the concern isn’t Harry or Harry’s health, but rather the feeling that Harry owes us something that he hasn’t been giving, and now he must pay up or give us a valid excuse.

Then I do, occasionally though, find myself thinking “am I doing exactly what I’m complaining about? Am I assuming the worst of people based on a limited set of insights into their lives?” And in the wake of the Britney legal battle that has been unfolding recently, I sometimes wonder if maybe as fans we do have kind of a duty to call out celebrities when they seem to be struggling or acting incredibly out of character. Most of the time I follow this up immediately with the thought that I’m not responsible for anyone else’s health and safety, much less that of a 27 year old man I’ve never met and have no connection to beyond liking his music and his face, and I do truly believe that, but there is some part of me that feels uneasy just turning off all my concern, because I am a person who tends to be greatly concerned about everyone, who just wants everyone to be happy and healthy and safe and loved, and who wants to help people feel that way, where and when I can. So I guess what I’m asking, in the incredibly long winded and winding way I ask anyone anything (my poor husband, he gets a novel from me every time I ask what he thinks we should do for dinner) is do you have any of these same feelings and concerns? How do your navigate them? Where do you draw a line? Do you just withdraw completely from this type of speculation? How do you balance being a kind, engaged, empathetic fan with being a respectful, responsible fan who knows their limits? (And man, isn’t that the ultimate question?). Your blog is one I end up on whenever something big happens or a particular conversation pops up, because I’ve found that I really value the way you break things down and are willing to consider them from many perspectives, so I appreciate you even taking the time to read this.

Thanks for your interesting thoughts about Harry anon. I feel like there's a lot to respond to here and I'm going to start by answering the questions your questions - and then I'm going to get distracted and talk about a post I really hated.

I'm always a little bit worried about Harry, and all 1D members. He might be really struggling, that's always a possibility. Harry has lived a very intensely scheduled high workload life since he was 16. He might have had all sorts of responses to the fact that that schedule was removed, or anything else that is happening in his life. But I feel like I'm generally pretty boundaried about those concerns.

I think part of it is because my base line assumption is that boyband members are pretty fucked up. You don't need to know a lot about the history of touring musicians to know that. I think I've said before that if 1D members are eating every day and not doing needle drugs then they're doing better than we have any right to expect (and if they're not eating and are doing needle drugs, then those are coping mechanisms for intense stress and there's no shame in either of them).

I do think it helps with boundaries to be starting from a point that acknowledges how hard it is to be a popstar. I'm all about fantasies of omnipotence and in my day to day life I think I can fix all sorts of things, but I don't think I can make any difference to any 1D member's life.

In addition, I am profoundly affected by having been a fan throughout 2016. We know what it looks like when Louis was going through a horrendous, devastating, trauma - and it looks pretty normal.

None of this means I don't have opinions, or worries, but I am aware that my opinions or worries aren't facts. It's rare that I think that my worries should matter even to people reading my tumblr, let alone other fans in general, and certainly not Harry. You say 'am I doing the same thing as other people assuming the worst about people...', but I'd argue that that's actually not the problem. There's nothing wrong with assuming the worst of people. What is wrong is when fans think their assumptions about a celebrity should matter to anyone else. You don't have to turn off your concern to think that it's not a priority.

I definitely think it would be a very bad thing if people took the moral as the 'free Britney' movement as 'fans should call out celebrities when they think they're struggling'. That sort of surveillance isn't effective or useful. What has been useful for Britney is solidarity in a well documented power struggle, which is a very different thing.

And I can't emphasise enough how important the 'well documented' aspect of this is. What most fan worrying about Harry amounts to is: 'I don't like what he's doing, and there's no way he'd do things I didn't like and therefore there must be something wrong with him'. That's a really controlling way of thinking about people. I really think it's important not to reproduce that abusers logic.

I am pretty well insulated from that sort of discourse from a very well weeded dash. But I saw a post that was mostly about other fandom stuff, that treated assumptions like: "Harry must hate being with Olivia and he's suffering and it's clear he's not happy with his image and his team" as building blocks that you don't even have to argue for (this is the post - and I'm going to come back to one of the things someone said that was even worse in a second).

Lets stop for a minute and imagine that Harry hasn't got a problem pretending to date Olivia, and his main concerns are about the messiness of life and his career at this point in time. It is really fucked up and agressive, and pretty hateful towards Harry, to say 'oh he couldn't possibly want this. It's clear that he hates it.' etc. (I feel like I've been making this argument for years about people who object to Louis doing such things as smoking and not performing middle-class culture for them). When fans trash talk what Harry is doing at the moment, and suggest that believing he could be choosing what he's doing is some how an act of huge disrespect to him, there is every chance they are trash talking him and the choices he's making.

The final thing I want to draw attention to is how often this sort of fan storytelling is combined with a profound lack of interest in what 1D members are actually going through. The tags screen shotted and added on to the post I reblogged actually described Holivia as Douis 2.0. Apparently assuming that there was absolutely no connection between Douis, and Louis and his family's ultimately successful efforts to privacy as Jay was dying. What the fuck is wrong with people that they ignore that, and erase that? There's far more interest in making up 1D members suffering so that fans can continue to tell the stories they want to tell, than actual acknowledgement of what we know that they went through.

Sorry I got distracted. What I'm trying to say is that there's nothing wrong with having feelings about celebrities or telling stories about them. But it's so important to acknoweldge the limits of your knowledge and power, even when fandom discourse encourages the opposite.