#I Don’t Know How To Love (QT)

[absdoll]

Hi bee:3 requesting for Abby eating out or playing with readers 🐱 with her fingers while reader is playing a game

It's all I've been thinking about lwjeuvesivdsi

hi qt ૮ ˶´ ᵕˋ ˶ა i luv this idea ! ty for requesting 🎀

cw : pervy!abby <3 my beloved ♡ // reader is playing animal crossing new horizons !

“abs! guess who just came to my island?!” you squeal as abby lifts her head from her book to meet your sparkling eyes. “hmm let me guess, the weird looking red dog?” she asks, quite genuinely.

“wh-… oh! cherry? she’s so cute! you’re mean.” you furrow your eyebrows at her, offended she called one of your favorite villagers weird looking.

your girlfriend smirks, a sigh leaving her mouth. abby gets a rise out of making her sweet doll-face frown and pout. abby knows it’s wrong to think such dirty thoughts about how innocent you are. the way your cute little butt peeks out of the bottom of your cotton shorts when you try to reach the top cabinet. when you’re all doe-eyed and curious asking her what she wants for dinner. how you sit crisscross applesauce in the big comfy living room chair, looking so small and fragile. and right now, the way you’re so giddy about a silly animal video game. she takes a deep breath as she moves over to where you’re lounging.

“i’m sorry baby, can i see?” abby rests her head on your shoulder, her right hand settling on your bare thigh. you giggle when she gives your soft flesh a little squeeze.

“it’s chai! i’ve wanted her to move to my island since i started playing!” you ramble on about your beloved blue elephant. “she’s just like cinnamoroll, look!” you tilt your nintendo switch screen in abby’s direction, biting your bottom lip in excitement, so happy you get to share this moment with your favorite girl.

abby glances at the game for a moment, then looks up at you, your eyes glistening. she looks back down at the screen, noticing your small fingers toggling with the knobs of the device. she takes another deep breath.

“mm so cute angel, i love the little teacup on her head.” abby kisses your shoulder. “i’m gonna get something to drink from the fridge, you want anything?” she inquires. you shake your head no, too focused on trying to make a good impression on your new guest.

the tall blonde stands to walk to the kitchen, stopping to stretch her arms above her head, letting out a long sigh. she turns around to give you a sweet look before she leaves the room, but her eyes fall somewhere else.

as you sit with your legs in the butterfly position, your pretty pussy on half display. abby clenches her fists, she’s resisting the urge to pry your game out of your soft dainty hands, pin them above your head, and fuck you dumb. she can’t hold back much longer.

“baby,” abby breathes, she walks back over to you, kneeling before you, elbows on your knees. “just keep playing, okay? don’t mind me.” you’re too busy cleaning up your island and making small talk with your digital neighbors to give abby any more than a “mhmm! okay bibi!” and she knows it.

abby begins planting gentle kisses to your cold thigh, humming against your skin as she sees goosebumps rise up your legs. you shiver a little when her face gets closer to your half covered heat. you move your game slightly to the left, looking down at her. “what’d i say pretty girl? hmm? eyes on the screen, don’t look at me again.” abby softly speaks through her pebbled kisses. you frown, confused, but decide to listen and be the good girl abby wants you to be.

abby’s mouth is nearing your pool of slick, you can feel the warm breeze of her breaths tickling your entrance. she uses her nose to reveal your wet pussy from your shorts.

“abs!” you attempt to close your legs around her head, but she knows you, she knows your movements. she knows that you like to play this little game where you say “nooo abs! don’t wanna! too sensitive!” and then a few seconds later, you’re spread wide open, desperately waiting for her skilled tongue to plunge into your aching hole.

“cmon princess, i don’t have to tell you again, do i?” abby coos. “spread.” her voice a little huskier.

you nod and relax your legs. you resume playing, eyes glued to the screen again, quickly getting distracted by the singsong isabelle is putting on outside town hall.

abby’s tongue now inches away from your puffy pulsating clit. all she can think about is devouring every last ounce of you while you sit there, so innocently focused on something far less disgusting than what she’s doing.

your perverted girlfriend watches as your cute hole tightens around nothing, a smile forms on her freckled face. she extends her wet pink muscle and licks a gentle zigzag from fold to fold. “mm-aahh!” you let out in a high pitched moan. abby shoots you a glare, a warning, that if you acknowledge what she’s doing again, she isn’t gonna be so sweet and soft anymore.

she’s drinking your pussy, tongue circling your sensitive nub, slurping every drop of white cream that’s sticky all over her chin. abby glances up at you, “good girl, so proud of you angel.” you bite your lip so hard that you wince a little at the sudden taste of blood, but you know better than to look at abby, let alone let her know how good she’s making you feel.

abby slides one finger into your pussy with ease, your drenched entrance practically sucking her in. “so wet for me.” she’s making out with your thumping clit, curling her index finger up, the pad perfectly tapping your g-spot.

you can’t breathe, you can’t think, you’re trying to move the controls of your game, your hands shaking. all you want to do is buck your hips up to her face, shoving her tongue so deep inside of you that feel her nose touch your clit over and over and over. “you’re close princess, i can feel it.” abby hums.

she’s going so agonizingly slow, the soft sensation of her saliva mixed with the unhurried pump of her finger, you’re dying for her to pick up the pace — and that’s exactly what she isn’t gonna do.

“cum slowly for me baby, ride it out.” abby continues lapping up your slick, using her free hand to hold your legs open. “that’s it sweet girl, riiight…. there.” you’re cumming all over her face, from her nose to her chin, her face is buried in your juices.

“let me hear that pretty moan of yours.” abby’s eyes fixated on your blissed out face. finally granting you permission, you scream out in euphoria, “uug-uuuh aahh aaa-bby-y-y!”

abby removes her finger, plopping it in her mouth, eyes rolling to the back of her head as she sucks your cum off.

sliding your shorts back up your legs and kissing the top of your head, she starts to walk towards the kitchen. “you want something to drink now?” she teases.

a/n : i loved writing this ପ૮๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑ აଓ hehe if u don’t love pervy!abby then idk what to tell u , ur missing out ! 😵‍💫💕 hope u enjoyed bbs <333

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･⋆ @whore4abby @hersweetheart @enbesbians ♡🧁

[astra-kamari]

Bye, bye bending

Sokka x fem!reader

Summary-you make your last stand almost ending in tragedy, as your recovering something unexpected happens

Warnings- nothing really

Not proofread

You are using all of your energy to keep the fire from reaching your friends, who are all exhausted behind you. The fire nation solders sprung a surprise attack and all of you are running out of energy, there are still so many solder. They cornered you and have been sending nonstop fire your way. You are starting to see spots st the edge of your vision, already exhausted from your previous battle, cuts and bruises lined your body.

This is your last stand, your last chance, you can be the hero this time to save your friends. You can feel yourself slipping-preparing to send one last burst of your fire bending energy. You look back qt Sokka, he looks scared but has a brave face on, standing in front of the others with his sword out protectively.

Sokka makes eye contact with you and you can feel yourself break. Just one look and he knows what you’re going to do.

“Y/n don’t!” He screams

You just look at him-not quite ready to let go

“I’m sorry! I love you!” You yell back to him.

You look at the task ahead of you, the five fire benders still shooting continuous fire at you, your fire shield could not hold much longer. Searching deep inside yourself, you summon all the energy you have left. You shoot a huge burst of flame out at all of them.

You see the soldiers all fall to the ground as you go down with them-kind of poetic fire nation being your beginning and end. You hear a scream, it might be yours, your not to sure. The black at the edge of your vision starts to get bigger and bigger, you can feel yourself slipping away. You want to give in let the pain wash over you and leave you alone in your unconsciousness. The last thing you see is Sokkas face, tears falling freely, leaning over you.

“Just hang on Y/n! Hang in there, you’re going to be ok. Hey! Stay awake, stay with me! Please.”-he yells to you, but your vision caves and his pleas fall on deaf ears.

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You awake in a tent to hushed voices from outside, your head is pounding, your whole body hurts.

“Is she going to be ok.”

“I did everything i could we just have to wait and see, its all up to her now.”

“Katara i cant loose her, I-“

You bolt up, trying to get to Sokka, you dont want him to worry. However yoh can see the darkness coming back, and you underestimated how injured you still were and as soon as you stood up, you fell. Right on your face. How embarrassing, you just hope no one ever sees you like this.

But someone comes rushing in, forever embarrassing you as you cant even role over to your back. It doesn’t matter because someone picks you up and lies you back down on the sleeping bag.

“Y/n?” And you can tell its Sokka, he sounds sad, you wonder why.

“Mjmfbr”you croak trying to speack

“Shhh, go back to sleep. You need rest.”

And to sleep you went.

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You wake up finally feeling well rested. Your eyes opening fully for the first time in who knows how long. You realize someone is holding your hand. Yoh look up to find Sokka. Who then notices your awake and rushes closer to you-if that was ever possible.

“Areyouokyouhaxmesoeorriedwedideverythingwecouldtotryandsaveyoubutweweren’tsureifyouwouldmakeitandivebeensoworriedand-“

“Sokka” you laugh and then wince a little bit. “I cant understand a word you just said.”

“Well, i just-i just missed you that’s all”

“How long have i been out?”

He hesitated “..three days..?”

“THREE DAYS” you screamed “what have i missed”

“Not much, we havent gone anywhere because you were in a critical condition so we couldn’t move you. All you’ve really missed is Katara yelling st me to leave you and ‘go sleep’ like i would ever be able to sleep with you like this”

It was only then you realized how tired he looked. “You mean…you haven’t slept at all?!”

“Well-i couldn’t-i was worried about you.”

You smiled “well im ok now, so you need to get some rest.” You say as you pull him down into the sleeping bag with you.

“But-“

“No buts you need sleep.” You whispered, soon you heard light snoring and new he was asleep, you let yourself fall into the dark void once again.

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Almost a week later and you were good as new, you got back on your training schedule, and life went back to normal. Except for one thing.

Your fire bending. It was gone. It wasn’t burnt out, and you weren’t just tired and not able to use it. It was gone. You could feel it. Almost like a part of you was missing.

At first you tried to hide it from the Gaang, but as usual they suspected something was wrong.

Katara say you could always tell her if something was wrong.

Aang would offer to take you on a ride on Appa to cheer you up.

Toph would look at you and make weird faces when you said you were fine, because unsurprisingly its jot easy to lie to someone with a built in lie detector.

Sokka tried to cheer you up either jokes, he did anything to put a smile on your face. And when you kept silent and stared blankly inti the distance, he realized something really was wrong.

So he did what any sensible boyfriend would do and cornered you to get some answers.

“Are you sure your ok” he says when you two are out collecting firewood.

“Of course” you say blankly.

“Ok-you know you can always talk to me.”

“I know”

Ten minutes go by.

“Ok thats enough of that he says turning to you.

“Enough of what?”

“Something’s wrong, i can feel it, will you please just tell me what it is”

You stay silent for a while until tou cant take his pestering anymore. You finally break.

“Ok fine! Something wrong”

“Ah-ha! I knew it. What is it.” He stops walking and turns to you.

“I just-I-well” you weren’t quite sure how ti say it. It was almost like saying it made it true.

“I LOST MY FIRE BENDING” you finally yelled out.

He just stared at you for a minute. And then he realized you were serious.

“Wait, how do you ‘loose’ your fire bending. Are you sure you’re not just tired? Maybe it will come back in a few days?”

“No, it’s gone. I can feel it, theres no spark, no energy, nothing!”

“Oh”

“Oh? OH? Thats almost you have to say? I just lost a part of myself! I just lost the inly thing keeping me on this team! Now that i cant fire bend Aang doesn’t have a teacher anymore! We didn’t even get to start the basics! You guys wont need me anymore! Ill have to-“

“Hey” he says calmly gently cuping your face. “We didn’t just want you on this team because you could fire bend, we wanted you for you. And im sure we can find something else for you to do. I could teach you the sword? We could train together!”

“That would be nice” you smiled, “ he always knew how to calm you down.

“And if you’re missing a part of yourself maybe i can fill that gap.” He says smiling.

You smile back: “I love you”

“I love you too.” He admires you for a minute and then- “can i kiss you?”

You nod and he closes the gap. And suddenly you dont care about your fire bending, or your role on the team. All you care about is Sokka. With him by your side, you won’t need fire bending. You have your missing part.

[the-phantom-author]

Hasan Piker | Dad headcanons

I’ve done it. I made them, it took so long. Enjoy.

@starsyoubreaklikesugardust

Hasan and Skin on Skin in the hospital. He’s just this big man sipping on his juice, my man definitely passed out at least once during the birth, with his little baby boy sleeping on his chest. Hasan is also probably sleeping. Everyone in the hospital room has had a long day, but it’s a peaceful few minutes.

He’s so soft and gentle with the baby. It genuinely surprised him with how small the boy is. Like he’s seen newborns before, he even held them. But his own kid??? It has to be a Big Boy, I mean your stomach was so large when you were pregnant. So when he first held it, it blew his mind, and also unlocked the new fear of how easy it could be to harm him.

He likes to stare at you before, but now anytime he see you with the kid he actually just stops for two to three minutes to watch the two of you. It does not matter where you all are or what is going on, he’s just obsessed with his new little family.

It was decided that you would go on shifts with the kid, he’d take the day and you the night. His job makes it easy for him to be able to get up when he’s in the middle of something and take care of the kid, and it also makes sure that you're able to recover.

This leads to a lot of the baby being on stream, and Hasan has mixed feelings about that. Ultimately it’s decided that The kid can be on stream but everyone knows that his name is not to be said anywhere online. Insead the kid is called different pet names, a lot of Turkish ones.

Also when Hasan has guest on the stream, you can bet that they are holding that baby. Austen, Will, QT, Rae, everyone. He’s just a social little boy, and he loves being with people. Like he’ll babble at people when their holding him, not his father though he’s just so entranced with that man.

One of these bitches being in the streaming room, There will just be segments where he could be talking about some super serious political stuff and there is just a baby looming in the background.

The chat constantly undermining him when he says the baby needs to do something. Like they be typing things like “Let him speak” anytime they baby is on stream or “Ask him first” when Has is getting ready to put him down for a nap.

One of the most notable changes to the stream format is that there is now a section where the kid gets to talk about something random for like 10 minutes. Sometimes it’s about things he’s learned, other times the kid is just like “Cows moo '' Hasan  gets so into it and loves encouraging it. Always asking for more.

Anytime this kid is on stream he’s offering his snacks to the people around him. Hasan is the only person who always takes the food, but most people take it most of the time.

Chat also freaks out everytime when He babbles into the microphone. They also lose their shit when he says his first on stream. Honestly no one’s ready.

Speaking of the baby talking, he is raised in a bilingual house. Hasan is adamant on the kid knowing turkish, you also take up learning it. The look he gives on you when you say anything in his first language. He just loves you so much.

Hasan is also obsessed with holding the kid. Like as a newborn, this kid is just in Has’s arms whenever possible. He’s holding this kid like a football all the time, it’s really one of the only holds the kid likes. He also is constantly wearing a baby carrier, he forgets that he’s wearing most of the time. He’ll go one stream and just see a chatter mentioning it and he's like ”Oh shit”.

As the kid gets a bit older the kid likes to mess with Hasan’s beard. He’s entranced with it. It’s a bit annoying at first but Hasan grows to love it, to the point of learning how to talk/rant while making faces.

I personally don’t think that the kid would have a favorite, but i do think that he would pick up on Hasan habits more than yours. Like the kid would start staring at you, he doesn’t like biting his fingernails but he does like putting his hands in his mouth.

Hasan is an arts and crafts dad.

Like he’s doing the finger painting, the macaroni noodle art,  He’s making matching bracelets for all three of you. When I was in kindergarten we made these Santa Ornaments out of clay. There is definitely at least one of them.

More about those bracelets, the are from those bracelets kits that you make on you can buy at any store. They have little charms on them, one for each of you, and have little nicknames spelled on them. Hasan’s has “papa bear” , the kids says “lil bear” and so on.

Also Hasan loves putting the boy in jewelry, honestly is basically a love language at this point. He just finds so much joy in having his little baby decked out in his absurdly large necklaces. Same goes for his hats and clothes. They just drown the kid.

On the topic of clothes, Hasan loves matching his son. Its another love language of his. He’d wake up with the baby and let him out what shirt to wear, then he’d change the kid into something that matches. There are some days when all three of you are matching, not like you're all wearing the same shirt but like it's the same color scheme or shoes.

Hasan is also obviously a PTA parent, there is not a meeting he’s not at. He’d be there with his youngest attached to him, just verbally attacking others ``Valery, not only is your pie bad but your ideas are stupid. You aren't even considering the fact that there are people, children, who live outside of the district that your proposal will affect. Or did you not consider that.” and “You can’t cook worth shit” it’s a whole job in itself to get him to stop cursing when making a point.

I mentioned going to family owned/hole-in-the- wall places when dating, but when he y’all have a family? Museum trips all the time, The family owned restaurants? They know you three so well to the point of the owner treating you like family themselfs.

Everytime he walks past his kid, no matter what he’s doing, he could be on an important phone call, he’s saying to the kid. He makes it a point to always stop and say “hello” while waving. This is the main reason why his son's first steps are because he wasn't greeted when Hasan was walking past him to go back on stream. The kid obviously follows him, Hasan does see him once he’s sat down, he of course picks him up and starts to talk to him, it is then that he realizes that his kid went from one room to another without anyone helping him. He gets super excited.

It is at this point the kid becomes a little pest. He’s always interrupting everything, streams, videos, calls, whatever. He comes in shots ``Papa look” and hands him something random, leaves, rocks, cords, just random things he’s found in the house or in the backyard. He once brought him a bug that was alive, which made for a fun clip.

This kid also has this habit of running up to the microphone saying “Hi” and running off. Hasan will always run after to bring him back on stream, it's always a good laugh.

When the boy starts saying curse words, because he really is so much like his dad, you make it Hasan’s job to have the kid understand when the correct time to use those kinds of words are. It’s just Hasan getting on knees in the middle of a store to explain to his son why shouting “fuck” after dropping and breaking a container of pickles in the store is not the right time or place for that kind of language.

Big fan of mentioning the baby on podcast. He’ll be on Chadvice and say things like ”Chat you can trust me, I mean look, I’m a real man, I have family. You can trust me.” You could catch him on the Fear& podcast just holding the baby while Will keeps  asking the bay for his opinions.

He is a family man, you know that he is constantly taking pictures of both you and the kid. When the two of you are napping together? He takes like five. Making dinner together as a family, he gets so many pictures, anytime his hands aren't full he’s taking one. As do you, He has the kid and is entertaining him and doesn’t release that you're up? You have so many pictures of him playing with his son and the trucks. Hasan and his son are in the pool? you definitely have like a hundred photos of that.

Hasan takes the kid to basketball practice with him, always making sure that the kid gets at least one score each time. He holds the boy while the boy has a ball in his grasp, just walking up to the basket so the kid can score. Everyone who is there makes it a big deal.

The kid not wanting to go from his crib to a big boy bed? It’s decided that the thing to do is sleeping in the bed with the kid until he knows that it's safe to sleep there alone, and on nights when Hasan is the one to sleep with the boy, you bet all 6’5 of him is scrunched up on a twin bed, it makes for such a funny sight.

[lovable-liar]

i would die for any and all hasan x autistic reader fluff

𝗛𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻 + 𝗔𝘂𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

He’s so patient with you!

If you’re nonverbal, he will absolutely learn sign language if you use that to communicate.

If you use an app to speak, he’ll wait so patiently for you to finish typing or finding a certain word!

He’s always willing to change the environment to suit your needs.

He switches *all* of his light bulbs with ones that you can dim just in case you get overwhelmed by bright lights.

He sound proofs his office so you don’t have to hear him yelling at chat 24/7

Buys you the best noise-canceling headphones on the market for your birthday (will absolutely give them to you early if you’re having a particularly bad day)

Loves to bond over shared interests and he will always be there to listen to you info dump about your special interest(s)

He buys things that relate to your special interest(s) for you because he loves to see the joy they bring you (whether it be a face splitting smile in the moment or watching you quietly assemble/use/add to your collection later on)

Watching your comfort shows with him <3

He doesn’t love the idea of having you on stream where anything could go wrong (he more so lets you on the podcast. Will, QT, and Austin love having you there and are also very patient with you.) but when you do make appearances on stream, he tells chat to be on their best behavior (most days he might even go so far as to mute chat.)

If you find it hard to express your affection, he pretty much deals with however it manifests itself. Whether it’s biting him, screeching at him, random gifts that others might see as useless, air kisses, randomly giving him one of your fidget toys or a piece of art you made! He loves how you express your emotions because it just feels so *right.*

If you’re brutally honest without knowing, he fully backs you up and supports you even if it’s a joke. Your food tastes bad and you say something about it? He’s beckoning the waiter back to get you something else. You insult a conservative without realizing? He’s pissing himself laughing and wholeheartedly agreeing with you. You feel a bad texture and start going about fixing it? He’s giving a stink eye to the thing whilst also making a mental note to avoid it in the future.

Sharing a playlist with him! (I saw a tiktok a while ago where these two people had a private, linked spotify session while going about their day and I feel like that’s what you guys would do! Vibing out in the Walmart Halloween section, dancing around while waiting in line somewhere, air-guitaring together in random places in public.)

Shared growth! Hasan learns more about autism and becomes a stronger advocate for understanding and inclusion, while you gain more confidence and better social skills from your interactions.

Buys a lot of sensory stuff for you too!

Probably gets a sensory swing for you and then finds himself using it a lot as well. 

ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇꜱᴛꜱ:

Space - Hasan will sit through, listen to and take notes while watching hundreds of hours of documentaries about space just so he can engage in conversation with you about it. He’s a true ally and likes to let you list off all of the statistics and super cool facts as to not take your thunder (the absolutely soul crushing feeling that is talking about your special interest to someone and they know more than you <<<< anything else)

Animals - When he was thinking of getting a new dog, he immediately consulted you. Knowing that you would deduct which breed would be perfect for his routine and lifestyle, he put all of his faith in you to choose the right one. He, to this day, thanks the universe that he asked you first as Kaya is the *perfect* dog for him all thanks to your input and guidance. Hasan is always down to go bird watching with you, stops walking to let you catch up to him while you take a picture of an insect you find cool, taking you to the zoo! (More on the zoo: He takes so many pics at the zoo. If you guys get to meet some of the animals, he’ll take pics/vids of you holding them, he takes videos of you in the aquarium tunnel, if you want he will absolutely dress up like a safari guide with you. Loves watching you whistle to the birds, roaring back at the big cats, touching the sting rays, feeding the penguins, etc.)

Science/History - Museum dates! He’ll let you drag him around the museum, explaining all of the exhibits that you already know everything about. Who needs a tour guide when he has you! Makes sure you’re well fed and hydrated while you run around the museum. He buys you those amazon science kits for your birthday and will either help you do it or supervise, allowing for you to explain every element of the reaction. Buys you authentic vintage science posters/books/paraphernalia!

(If you’d like to see more special interest headcannons or a specific special interest, please send a request!)

[dawnthequeen]

SOUR BERRIES // LOVE GROWS

title: love grows :: chapter two

characters: haikyuu various x reader

notes: profanity, tsuk*shima (jokes kind of), sugawara being an angel 😍, hinata being a qt, and bestie iwa ofc

summary: after some chaos ensues where hinata and kageyama get kicked out of the gym, the boys come up with the idea for a 3v3 to settle if kageyama can be the setter. of course, you get roped into it, and you're now joining them for 5 am practice.

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Kageyama and Hinata did not get along. That is exactly what resulted in the two of them getting kicked out of the gym. You stuttered, looking between the three older boys.

You didn’t know them. You only knew the two boys who were now kicked out until they could get along.

You heard Hinata and Kageyama plead with the captain who’s name you learned to be Daichi, though he was determined in his stance that the two needed to work together.

The grey haired boy, Sugawara, told you that you could watch practice for today, then the next day you could go over what you needed to do for manager duties with Kiyoko, the other manager.

You were kind of dazed, honestly. The next thing you knew, Kageyama was challenging Daichi to a 2v2, which he turned into a 3v3 with two other first years that would be joining the team. The penalty if they didn’t win? Kageyama wouldn’t be the setter.

After Daichi put Tanaka on the two boys’ team, he had the idea to meet up and practice, which is exactly why you found yourself standing at the entrance to the school, half asleep at 5 AM.

You weren’t technically supposed to be there, but after exchanging numbers with Hinata, he mentioned it to you, and you both decided joining could be fun.

Your brain was starting to regret that.

Well, that was until you heard a now familiar voice cheer your name. You looked around, spotting Hinata and grinning. “Morning!”

He smiled brightly. “Good morning! How’d you sleep?” The two of you turned, heading onto the school grounds.

“Pretty good! I fell asleep on a call with my best friend.” You hummed, remembering how you had talked Iwaizumi’s ear off about your first day and all the new people you had met.

“Ooo. Do they go here?” Hinata tilted his head.

“Ah, no, he goes to Seijoh!”

“Wait, really?!” Hinata gasped a little. “That’s where Kageyama was supposed to go too, right? It’s one of the best schools in the prefecture?”

“Mhm! I was pretty surprised to see him here. We’ve actually been in school together for a while!”

“Really?” He grimaced. “I don’t even wanna imagine what that’d be like..”

You giggled a little. “You know, if you wanna win this thing you’re gonna have to learn how to tolerate him.” You grinned. “I get that he’s kind of an ass, but he’s not that bad, I promise. He’s kind of awkward, actually.”

“Well, he seems pretty mean to me.” Hinata huffed, putting his hands on his hips dramatically. “I met him last year during a volleyball game. I swore to beat him, but.. Here we are. On the same team. And I have to work with him!” He groaned, and you snickered, the both of you arriving in front of the gym and spotting Kageyama.

“Yo!” You called out, waving at him.

Kageyama looked over, narrowing his eyes at you. “What is she doing here?”

“She’s here to practice. Duh.” Hinata walked up to the doors, pulling on them only to realize they were locked. “Should’ve seen that coming. It’s locked.”

“Okay, let’s go through the window.” Kageyama shrugged, and Hinata turned to him, gawking.

“Are you crazy?! We’d end up getting expelled!”

You heard a yawn behind you, turning around and seeing Tanaka. “Five AM is too early..” He had his hands in his pockets, trying to keep warm.

“Tanaka?” Hinata blinked, looking at the older boy.

“You got two hours! And then, beat it.” Tanaka grinned, spinning the keys to the gym in his hands.

You gasped. “Woah! Cool, dude!”

“You’re awesome!!” Hinata cheered.

“Thank you!” Kageyama spoke, though didn’t show nearly as much visible enthusiasm as Hinata.

“Aha! Yeah, who’s your hero first years?! Call me Sir Tanaka!”

“Sir Tanaka!!” Kageyama and Hinata yelled at the same time, and you cringed.

“That’s a little far.” You eyed Tanaka, and he looked at you.

“Want my help or not?”

You let out a little grumble and sigh. “Sir Tanaka..”

“Alllright!” Tanaka grinned, walking up to the door and unlocking it.

He clicked on the lights, the entire gym brightening, and Hinata gasped. “WOWW!”

“You were just in here yesterday.” Tanaka blinked.

You snickered. “I’ll grab some volleyballs!” You went over to the supply closet, grabbing some, and when you came back out, Sugawara was there.

“Oh– Hey–” You blinked.

Sugawara looked over, smiling softly at you. Tanaka huffed, clearing his throat. “Suga figured out what was going on, so he’s here to help.”

“Oh! Cool! Okay!” You grinned.

..

It had been a while of practicing, and you sat up on the stage while Hinata practiced his receives with Suga. Hinata didn’t seem to be paying attention completely.

“So, like, have you been on the team since you started going here? Oo, and what position do you play?” You tilted your head at Suga.

He hummed. “Yeah! And I’m the team’s setter.”

“Ooo..” You hissed a little. “Nervous about Kageyama taking your position?”

“No, not really.” He shrugged before pausing and blushing. “Ah, sorry, that came out kind of arrogant. I just mean that if he earns it, he earns it. No hard feelings.”

You stared at him for a second. Was he a gift from God? “Marry me.”

Sugawara stuttered, blinking before a heat crept up his neck. “What?”

“Nothing.” You whistled, leaning back on your hands and acting as if you didn't say a thing.

Before you could be questioned, Hinata started bugging Kageyama about setting for him after he had set for Tanaka.

You felt bad for him, honestly. Kageyama had always seemed a little awkward, but he was downright mean to Hinata. It was hard to have too much hatred for him on Hinata's behalf since you had known him for so long, though.

The next guy you met, you couldn't say the same for, though.

..

The next guy you met you couldn't say the same for though. You had briefly met the other two first years during practice, but you didn’t talk to them much since you were mostly shadowing Kiyoko to see what you’d need to do.

You had managed to get Daichi to let you leave a little early with the excuse that you were walking home and since it was dark you wanted to get an early start, but really you had made your way out to where Kageyama and Hinata were practicing. Hinata was still working on his receives, and you were almost certain he was about to catch this one when a hand stuck out above him, catching the ball.

You squawked. “Heyy, he almost had that one!” You huffed, looking up and seeing the other two first years.

The blonde one who was admittedly kind of cute raised a brow. “Are you guys seriously practicing out here? You must be the first years who made all that trouble on the first day.”

The green haired one smiled a little. “T-shirts out here? Aren’t you cold?”

Hinata looked a little in awe of the blonde's height before he started to jump for the ball. “Give it back! Hey!”

“Shouldn’t you elementary schoolers be home at this hour?”

Hinata gawked at him. “Who are you supposed to be?!”

Kageyama raised a brow when he looked over. “I guess you’re the other first year players.”

“Quiet! I’ll do the talking!” Hinata huffed.

“Question. How tall are you?” Kageyama tilted his head.

“Glad you asked! Tsukki happens to be 6’2! He’s almost 6’3.” The green haired one grinned.

“6’2???” Hinata stared, mouth agape.

“What’s the point in you bragging about how tall I am, Tadashi?”

“You’re right. Sorry Tsukki.”

Tsukki and Tadashi then.

Tsukki looked at Kageyama. “You’re Kageyama from Kitagawa First, aren’t you? Tch, a star player like you at a school like this?”

“So?” Kageyama narrowed his eyes, stepping forward.

“Look, Pal! We are not gonna lose to you, do you understand me?!” Hinata huffed, looking up at Tsukki.

Tsukki stared at him before scoffing. “Isn’t that cute? I didn’t realize that little skirmish actually meant something to you, we couldn’t care less about it. But if it means that much to you, I guess we could throw it.”

“WHAATTT?” Hinata gawked at him.

“Fine. Throw it or work yourself to death for all I care. It doesn’t matter ‘cause I’m still gonna win on Saturday.”

“You mean we, right?!”

Tsukki laughed. “So confident! Well that’s the King for you.”

“Hey! Don’t call me that!” Kageyama grit his teeth, stepping forward before you placed a hand on his shoulder, shaking your head.

“I knew it. Rumor has it you lose your cool every time somebody brings up your old nickname. But who wouldn’t want to be the King of The Court? I mean it really suits you, right your Highness?”

Kageyama was shaking with anger and you narrowed your eyes at Tsukki. “That’s enough.” You stepped in front of Kageyama. “I don’t know who you think you are coming over here and fucking with people, but you’re not all that.”

Tsukki raised a brow. “And who are you?”

“Y/N, not that it matters but I went to school with Kageyama and you’re wrong. He’s not like that.” You narrowed your eyes on the blonde.

He scoffed. “Right. I saw him at finals.” He looked back up at Kageyama. “I still can’t believe your teammates put up with all those selfish sets you’d toss up. I know I wouldn’t.” He paused. “Oh, I bet that’s why you’re here, right? They finally got sick of you?”

“Hey, I said that’s enough–” Before you could say anything else, Kageyama moved you out of his way and grabbed Tsukki by the collar.

“Tsukki!” Tadashi gasped, both him and Hinata in somewhat defensive stances.

You and Hinata both stared at Kageyama as he glared at Tsukki before letting him go, turning around and going back to his bag, picking it up. “We’re leaving.”

“Wha–” You sputtered when Tsukki spoke again.

“Running off? Guess the King’s not a threat after all.” You saw the way Hinata’s eyes snapped to Tsukki. “I hope his majesty puts up more of a fight on Saturday–” He tossed the ball up and you’re not sure how it happened, but Hinata was in the air, jumping to grab the ball as Tsukki gawked at him. He landed pretty smoothly too.

“Would you just shut up about the stupid King?! I’m here too!” Hinata glared at him. “You have no idea what I’m capable of!”

“Oh yeah?” Tsukki narrowed his eyes and Hinata grimaced.

“What’s that look for anyway, buddy?! Are you trying to start something with me?!”

Tsukki sighed, smiling. “There’s no need to argue, alright? Let’s all just enjoy playing some volleyball together. It’s just a game, right?”

Hinata furrowed his brows. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Exactly what it sounds like. Bye.” He turned around.

Hinata huffed. “Hey, not so fast! You never told me who you are!”

The two boys both turned back to him.

“I’m Kei Tsukishima, Year 1 Class 4.”

“I’m Tadashi Yamaguchi!”

Not Tadashi then.

“As of today, we are officially your new teammates. Even if it doesn’t feel like it. Anyway, I’m looking forward to his Majesty’s royal sets.”

“Cya!” Yamaguchi called out, walking off with Tsukishima.

Hinata and Kageyama glared at the two as they walked away and you huffed, turning around. “What dicks.”

“For real! We should show them who’s boss.” Hinata grinned.

“It doesn’t matter.” Kageyama said, turning around.

“Hey! Where you going?!”

“Huh?” Kageyama turned to him.

“We still have some work to do, don’t we?”

Kageyama stared at him before setting his bag back down.

You don’t know what it was, but those guys really pissed you off, and you were more determined than ever to help Kageyama and Hinata beat those jerks. Especially the stupid blonde one.

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[p-taryn-dactyl]

could i request some cute jealous Kate Bishop? maybe R keeps getting asked out / hit on but is oblivious to it and Kate acts as her protector? :(

a/n: hi! here ya go! (i didn't know if you meant they were in an established relationship, so R and Kate are already dating in this fic - i apologize if this is not what you wanted) also holy crap this took me way too long i am so sorry. Also, i just wanted to say that i loved this prompt and i really hope i don’t disappoint you <3 word count: 597 tag list: @coolbeans32 warning(s): i make fun of oklahoma, but it’s ok guys i can do that, after all -sadly- i am from there; mentions of Y/N having long enough hair to brush behind her ear

jealousy, jealousy

Kate was using everything in her power to not commit murder in this random gas station. She tapped her card against the counter, glaring at the cashier who had decided to flirt with you, her girlfriend. The woman was leaning over the counter, her back to Kate as she complimented you and made you laugh.

Kate wished she brought her bow.

You had wanted to go on a little road trip, go on Route 66, and now you were stuck in Oklahoma. Well, more like stuck in a QT in Oklahoma but it counted. Kate watched as you smiled and brushed your hair behind your ear as your face was probably heating up from the attention. She thought you were adorable and was about to stare lovingly at you, like a lovesick puppy, when the cashier let out what was supposed to be a laugh. The lady reached over and booped your nose.

“You’re just too cute, hun. I could eat you up!”

Your eyes widened at that before you let out a surprised giggle. You bit your lip, a habit of yours.

“Thank you, you’re not too bad eith-”

Before you could finish your compliment, Kate slammed her hand on the counter, finally grabbing the cashiers attention. She rose her eyebrow gesturing towards the items on the counter.

“We’re ready to check out.” Kate gritted out, her jaw clenching as she tried to put on a respectful smile. The cashier rolled her eyes and returned to the check out, but not before sending you a wink. Kate was positive everything was tinted red. You made your way to Kate, wrapping your arms around her waist, laying your head on her shoulder. In a moment, to purely be petty, Kate made eye contact with the cashier as she kissed your forehead. The lady handed Kate her drink and snack with a tight smile and a heavy hand. When she turned towards to you, your snacks were handed to you so gently, Kate thought the lady mistook you for a newborn puppy. You scrunched your eyebrows together when you looked at your chip bag, Kate’s hand gripping yours, not tight enough to hurt of course, as you walked out of the station. You seemed to realize what was scribbled on the bag, turning towards Kate, who had a grumpy look on her face.

“Kate, I think that lady wants to be my friend.”

Kate spun around, grabbing the bag you were holding out to her. When she saw the number, she started to laugh at how oblivious and cute you were.

“Oh, Y/N…babe, she wants to be more than friends.”

It took you a minute to register what she meant. You gagged playfully, shaking your head.

“Oh gross! She had to be old enough to be my mom!”

Kate laughed at your reaction, taking a sip of her soda.

“Sooner state, more like cougar state.” You murmured as you hopped into the passenger side of the car. Kate, hearing what you said, snorted mid drink. The soda came flowing out her nose as she coughed, laughed, and groaned all at once. You started laughing hysterically, handing your girlfriend napkins with shaking hands as Kate calmed down. The archer looked at you, a faux angry look on her face.

“Don’t be mean!” She pouted, which made your empathetic self laugh even more. Kate started laughing as well, starting the car and pulling out of the parking lot.

“Where to next?” You asked yourself, opening a map and trying to find the next sightseeing location.

“Definitely not another gas station.”

a/n: i definitely rushed this, i felt like i was taking too long with requests! hopefully you enjoyed it tho <3

[aftrglwed]

OVER THE PHONE

seventeen: stink stink

hi. sorry for being mega inactive.. sorry everyone’s probably ooc. love, iz <3

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y/n rolled her eyes at the message thread between her and sapnap. he was so stubborn, she didn’t even understand why he was so mad over her being friends with dream. it’s not like she was into him - her crush on sapnap was so obvious, she really doesn’t get how he doesn’t see it.

“men,”

“no, it’s just sapnap.”

y/n looked up at sylvee, silently agreeing. “he’s so complicated, vee. i don’t know how i’m meant to get anywhere with him.”

sylvee just shrugged, not knowing what to tell her.

y/n knew sylvee hasn’t ever dealt with anything like this before, being that she’s been in a long term relationship since before the two of them even met. a part of y/n always envied this about sylvee, she silently (very loudly if you ask either of her closest friends) wished she could be in that position, but nonetheless she’s spent months pining over different guys. not a single one being anywhere near successful.

until she met sapnap, who she thought was different. until he started being a dramatic crybaby over something as small as her being friends with one of his friends.

“just give him time, he’ll get over it.”

squinting her eyes at sylvee, she looked down at her phone. and then back at her friend.

“i don’t think i will.”

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[artistnerd24]

Wait I just went to QT’s Twitch stream for the streamer awards and everyone is chant is just chanting Cellbit’s name and the ace flag— I just— 🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭BRO I LOVE HOW SWEET THIS FANDOM IS (sometimes)

(also I haven’t said anything about the Cellbit situation because after the last creator situation, I just decided that I want to stay out of these kinds of situations in case another creator I like turns out to be a bad person and makes me almost leave the fandom again but I found out some stuff and I just want to say that my heart goes out to Cellbit and his loved ones- he really does not deserve what he is going through right now and it sucks that this whole situation made him reveal so much personal information that he probably was not comfortable sharing. This is the only thing I’m going to say because I still don’t know everything that is going on and I do want to focus more on Qsmp itself rather than the situations and controversies happening on Twitter or in real life because I just don’t want to fall into another pit of depression and I don’t want to leave the fandom from it, but from what I can tell, Cellbit is amazing and doesn't deserve this)

[just-sonic-things]

Incorrect Quotes (Sonic Edition!)

Some of these are from my weird mind, so don't mind me!

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Shadow: *Posing for a picture* Sonic: *Taking forever to figure out how Shadow's phone works* Shadow: Sonic, I am BEGGING you. I will never look this good again. Hurry the FUCK UP.

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Knuckles: *Banging his head on the wall out of frustration* Amy: Stop that! You'll hurt yourself! Knuckles: Would you rather me explain why I'm upset? We both know that'll make you JUST as enraged. Amy: … *Starts banging her head on the wall*

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KNUXADOW SHIIPP c: Knuckles: Hey Shadow, wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet? Shadow: I'll humor you I guess… Knuckles: U R A QT. Shadow: *Silence* That was both smooth & so fucking stupid

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Espio: Being a ninja means I'm always on guard, always on point Knuckles: Never returning my texts. *Espio looks at his phone* Espio: … Shit–

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(Tails after discovering a drink called "Battery Acid") Tails: Sonic. I KNOW you know better than this— Sonic: *Has already drank 2 glasses* Dude, I'm practically hearing colors right now… I don't know how you thought I "KnEw BeTtEr"

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Espio: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Vector: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

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MORE KNUXADOW!! Shadow: I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight. Knuckles: What kind of animal is the Pink Panther? Shadow, already taking off his clothes: God, Knuckles, you’re so fucking stupid.

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Espio: You know what. It's time I go outside and do my meditation. I bet it'll be a lot nicer out there. Hearing the birds, gentle winds... *In comes Sonic beating Eggman's ass again* Espio: *Slowly closes the door* And we are now closing the door. Breathe in... *Door closes* And out...

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Tails: Hey Knuckles, you know what the best thing about you is Knuckles: *Smiles* Aw, what is it buddy? Tails: I love how you'll say absolutely anything that's on your mind. Even if it's dead fucking wrong! Knuckles: ... *Deep inhale ; Sarcastic tone* Gee, thanks. You wanna know what's great about you? Tails: What's that? Knuckles: *New York accent* Fuckin NOTHIN'. You unappreciative little shit-

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Even MORE Knuxadow!! :D Knuckles: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Shadow! Shadow: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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... Can you tell Knuxadow is my top tier ship? X3 *The Squad is gathered in the living room for a meeting* Shadow: *Walks in and sits on Knuckles' lap* The Squad: … Sonic: Why are you sitting there? Shadow: There’s no free seats! Tails: But we made sure there was enough room for- Knuckles: *Hugs Shadow tightly* There are no free seats.

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Shadow: There should just be a day where I can avoid everybody in the WORLD. Amy: You could literally do that any day of the week if you wanted to. Shadow: Yeeaahh, but there's this one guy- Amy: Knuckles is the exception. Not the rule. Shadow: See, you GET me-

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Espio: I am a ninja. Sonic: No, you’re not. Espio: Did you see me do that? Sonic: Do what? Espio: Exactly.

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Sonic: So like... We have gay men, lesbian women, bi men and women and vice versa... So what's that one where you're sure you'd rather just have a chili dog or two than sleep with anyone ever Knuckles: I'm pretty sure you just described being Asexual. Sonic: ... A sexual what?

[aimwigs]

begging for you to write dad ludwig. the brainrot is real.

he would be such a. good girl scout leader

fine have some girl scout leader lud for the soul... i may not have a cohesive narrative for dadwig but im happy to provide little snippets

Really, the reason that Ludwig took on the role of troop leader was because nobody else wanted to do it. The old leader moved to Vegas, along with her daughter, leaving the troop in a state of uncertainty. If nobody stepped in, the troop would have to disband and Ryan would either have to find a new troop or brave it solo as a Juliette according to what QT said when she dropped off the girls at his place a few days before the school year started. Apparently, she meticulously researched both of these options but she wasn’t sure that Ryan would even want to be in Girl Scouts if she wasn’t doing it with her friends from school.

So he decides to step in. There’s nothing in the rules that says a dad can’t be a Girl Scout leader and if it means his daughter gets to continue to do this thing she loves with her friends, he’s not going to let her lose that. He’s not all that busy these days anyway— what’s the point of free time if he can’t spend it with his kids?

So that’s how he finds himself a few months later, in charge of more than a dozen eight-year-old girls on a camping trip. They’re in a cabin, at least. As much as he intends to give these girls an actual scouting experience— something he feels like the previous leader failed to do— he needs two more years and a few more chaperones before he’s ready to teach them how to pitch tents and start their own fires.

They get to the cabin in the evening and he gives the girls some time to put their stuff down and set up their sleeping bags for later before taking them out on a hike. It’s a short hike in theory— just a two-mile loop— but when you’re hiking with easily distracted kids, it always ends up a lot longer. He has to stop the same girl from eating berries off random plants like five fucking times.

The first time he squats down to her level and carefully explains, “We don’t eat things when we don’t know what they are. It could make us very sick.”

By the end of the hike, he’s just absently snatching the berries out of her hands before she can shove them in her mouth. He gave them all granola bars and as much as he understands the raw human urge to forage for your own food where you can, he doesn’t think getting poisoned on your first overnight camping trip would be a great scouting experience.

There’s a creek that runs through the canyon they’re hiking in, and he gives the girls fifteen minutes or so to splash around in the shallow water, expressions of pure glee on their faces as they look for frogs and skip stones together.

“Dad!” Ryan runs over to him and very seriously hands him a rock, light gray with a small curvy brown line running through the center of it and smooth from the rush of the water. “I don’t want to lose it.”

As much as he would love to just hold the rock for her, they all had a conversation about this before they left and he’s not prepared for the domino effect of all the girls shoving everything they find out here into their pockets.

“Take only memories and leave only footprints, remember?” he says, holding it back out to her.

She frowns. “I want to give it to Lucy so she’s not sad that she didn’t get to come.”

Fuck, the thought of the delight on his younger daughter’s face as her sister hands her a rock that she found special for her is enough to make him shove the rock in his pocket before anyone else can see it. “You can’t tell anyone else I let you keep this, okay?”

She smiles brightly. “Thanks, Dad!” she tells him, running off to splash around in the creek again.

Maybe he just got scammed into breaking his own damn rules but the thing about having kids is that they can scam you every time and you’ll never really mind it.

By the time they get back from the hike, it’s time for dinner. He starts the fire on his own, tactfully, with a lighter because he doesn’t fucking remember how to light a fire without one— he’ll learn when it’s time to teach them— and has the girls go find sticks to roast hot dogs with, telling them to stay near the camp.

They have their dinner and sing songs that Ryan and a few of the other girls learned at camp last summer and then move on to making s’mores. He tells them a story that he found online about how s’mores were invented by a Girl Scout and they all watch on with wide, excited eyes.

While he’s cleaning up, the girls tell scary stories around the fire. It’s nothing particularly terrifying, except for something that the tiniest girl in the troop cooks up in her dark twisted mind about evil clowns riding bears that somehow comes off as less insane when she says it— seriously, that girl is going to be a screenwriter someday— and then he teaches them how to properly put out a fire before they all head in to go to bed.

Half the girls knock out straight away— the hike must have seriously taken it out of them— and the other half drag their sleeping bags together and quietly whisper and giggle as if this were just a normal sleepover. Truth be told, he doesn’t care if they stay up talking all night since their parents are coming to get them in the morning anyway and they’re being quiet enough that he can sleep.

So he closes his eyes and tries to get some shut-eye before he’s inevitably woken up when somebody decides they need a snack or can’t find the bathroom.

It’s about thirty seconds before somebody drops a sleeping bag next to him and cuddles into his side.

He cracks an eye open to see Ryan lying there in her giraffe pajamas, curling into him a little.

“You okay, kiddo?” he asks, rubbing circles on her back.

“I’m thinking about the clowns,” she whispers with a frown.

He hugs her a bit closer. “You know that I’ll fight any clowns that try to get you.”

“They were riding bears, Dad.”

He shrugs nonchalantly. “I’ll fight the bears too.”

Ryan lets out a little giggle. “You can’t fight a bear.”

Ludwig very dramatically lifts his other arm into her field of view. “You see these guns, I could fight a bear for you any day.”

She rolls her eyes. “Only Uncle Slime can fight bears.”

How the fuck did she come to that conclusion?

“There are no clowns on bears coming here. I promise,” he tells her, pressing a kiss to the crown of her head. “I wouldn’t take you girls somewhere where you’d be at risk of a clown attack, much less clowns with the ability to ride bears.”

“Thanks, Dad.”

“Let’s get some sleep now, okay? You can stay here with me if you want.”

She nods softly and stays cuddled up into his side. His heart soars a little— she’s in a room full of her friends and she still wants to hang out with her dad. He wonders how much longer she’ll be little enough for this.

He savors the moment for a minute and then falls asleep too. As it turns out, camping trips are fucking exhausting when you’re managing a troop full of third graders.

[iznsfw]

10, 19 and 24 pls

iz big qt <3

yeji fic wen :O

Minttttyyyyyy! Hi <3 Yeji fic? I dunnooooo, I'll try :( You're very cute yourself!

10. Top three favorite fic tropes.

I love friends-to-lovers. Trouvaille was the best portrayal I could have made of that, and also my most parasocial one...

I also love the roommate trope. ":000 THEY WERE ROOMMATES."

This is a bit weird, but I really like the authority figure x junior. It's the best when written right.

19. Share a snippet from a WIP without giving any context for it.

“You wanna know something?” you ask, rising from the velvet theater seat. 

Chaewon smiles prettily, her slim lips pulling up into a quirked grin. Her eyes disappear into half-circles. There’s an evil glint in them that sparkles like a diamond. And you want nothing more than to crush it six feet under with the skim of your shoe. 

“Do I have,” she says, raising her hands with a dramatic sigh, “any other choice?”

You hate her. Hate the way she walks with those tiny supermodelesque legs and talks with that musical voice and acts with that whole lot of self-assurance. She isn’t even all that—she’s just a girl who got lucky.

Before you know it, you’re pacing up to her. You grab her by her tie that’s as night sky blue as her hair and knock her to the wall. 

You hate how her condescending smile doesn’t drop. How she’s always so put together when men can’t be around her. How she doesn’t flinch even when you have her cornered to a wall with the temperature downer than the depths of hell, a place fitting for her.

“You’re the most self-centered whore I’ve ever met,” you spit. Oh, it splashes all over her face, yet not one spittle sullies her gorgeousness.

That’s another thing you hate. 

An index finger jabbed at her heart, a metaphorical knife, you yell more. “You’re a fucking bitch, Kim Chaewon. And you know it.”

Chaewon’s eyes don’t lose their train on you. As you unravel into a trainwreck, she’s right there, the composed pretentious girl she is.

You hate her and her everything. But what you most hate is when she grabs your head to kiss you, you don’t hate it at all.

24. Thoughts on flashbacks/forwards.

I like it when it's written into a scene rather than an author's note implying it's a flashback.

[idkwhatimdoingbutrandom]

CIRCLE SEASON SIX EPISODE FOIVEEEE SORRY IM LATE

I can not BELIEVE it took us so long to get to the first blocking of the season

I really feel like no one can fully blame Myles for suspecting Steffi because basically everyone was and for somewhat good reason? Except all of the reasons were based on the misinterpretation of AI lmao

Myles seems really nice

Lauren really talks like she knows she on camera, which makes sense considering she is (or was?) a streamer. Everyone else kinda talks like they’re just talking to themselves. 

You can TELL Steffi was pissed during her convo with Myles and ykw… I would be too lmao. 

There is NO WAY production doesn’t tell people what to say in their goodbye messages. I’ve thought this for a while, but it is SO obvious this season with Steffi and was super obvious last season. 

I love Brandon 

Caress is SO BAD at this game LMAO

Cassie is so silly lol

Omg they’re revealing Max. I hate that they made him so nice. I didn’t think they’d reveal him right away. I personally prefer the Spice Girls twist because that season… SOOO GOOD. The AI twist is just boring in comparison. 

No one guessed it was Max so if anyone puts a target on Myles’ back, that’s freaking stupid. 

… sorry Lauren :(

Myles is a good chatter. One of the best at the game so far. 

Ok Cassie’s #BlondeMoment message was NOT that serious. It seemed VERY jokey to me. She’s ALSO blonde??? 

Someone SHOOT ME I JUST SPOILEDDDD IT GOING INTO THE TAG IM GONNA THROW UP

I WISHHHH Brandon got to go in as himself :(((((( he would’ve done so much BETTER 

Cassie DID NOT come for Myles, it was NOT that serious???? I really don’t understand this one. I felt like she was just adding on to the “hurdur AI engineer” joke?

I’m tired of all the “let’s make an alliance/who should I have an alliance with” convos. Can we play a game. This used to be fun. I completely understand that it makes complete sense strategically, but let me at least pretend that everyone is forming real friendships lmao

The games are NOT as slick as the past seasons. Like come on… “poor-traits”… at least let people CHOOSE to be shady. 

Some of these pairings are just SO OBVIOUS for this portait thing

QT IS SO DAMN PRETTY and very good at this game. 

Cassie PLEASE make another alliance. 

HOW can Myles say he meant the snake portrait as a joke when he couldn’t take the BlondeMoment as a joke??? And then started to tell QT about hoe Cassie is this sneaky, lying person? Line hello???

MYLES ACTUALLY REVEALED HE DID IT??? MYLES YOUR GAME!!! WHAT ABOUT YOUR GAME???? IT WAS ANON FOR A REASON. At least he’s being gracious about it… interesting 🤔 

Cassie should’ve ACTED like she forgave him and then started chatting smack about him with people who don’t already have a little alliance with Myles. Not forgiving him is bad for her game too, imo. 

MYLES don’t trauma dump to us trauma dump to the circle for your game gang 🙏🏾 what ever happened to “what would you do with the money” manipulation LMAO

QT is GOOOOD at this. Like this isn’t just a conversation about making an alliance, but it’s her GENUINELY MANIPULATING THE GAME!!!! GOOD JOB GIRL!!!! She didn’t have to say the “let’s make an alliance” thing, she could’ve left it there and she would’ve done good. But I understand the need for assurance. 

[the-phantom-author]

Hasan Piker | Engineer!gf

I missed her and wanted a one page collection, so here she is.

Reblogs welcomed, request open.

The two of you actually meet through Murat. You're older than Murat, you’re actually older than Hasan by 2-3 years, You and Murat worked on a project forever ago and just kept in contact, especially because you are based in California and he was still in Oklahoma, but planning on moving to California.

It’s after he moves in with Hasan that you first meet the man, and you immediately ask Murat ``Is he someone's man?" It’s 100% Murat’s fault, he invites you to a party that is being held at Hasan’s, and the moment that you get a glimpse at Hasan you immediately turn to Murat and start questioning him about his older attractive brother.

He does introduce you two, and it goes so very bad. Neither of you are sober, so when you get into an actual conversation you start rambling about random things, in really vivid details using all kinds of big words. He gets intimidated, it scares him at first, still does to this day if he’s honest, but he’s into it.

Now, you two don’t get together anytime soon after that first conversion. It is a very long amount of time before the two of you get together, and to the rest of the Piker family it seems like forever. They see how often you are around, as a product of how good of friends you are with Murat and how much they see you and Hasan talking. They don’t really push it, other than Murat who is constantly telling Hasan to ask you out, most of the family just silently accepts that you’re part of the family.

You have a great relationship with most of his friends, but nothing quite like your relationship with Will. Will, who you bonded with really quickly, for no real reason you’re the same age as him, if not a year older, you just got along. You’re always inviting Will to go to a sports game with you, inviting him and Caroline to go out when you need to go clothes shopping, or want to go wine tasting, or just out in general.

Not to mention that Will is always willing and ready to defend you when Hasan jokingly complains about you. Hasan wants to talk about you leaving stuff around the house, "dude she's busy girl bossing." Or if he says something about you being unusually loud, "says you!”. Y’all are besties.

Austin loves you. He loves to just have you around, like in a very similar way to him you are messy, unlike him you are quietly messy. When he mentions something wild that he did, he makes it the main focus of the conversation, whereas you just mention things casually. Like you just off offhandedly say something about being banned from the Smithsonian, or how you once burned half an apartment down on a Christmas eve as a teen. He genuinely thinks you’re effortlessly funny.

QT also likes having you around. Much like her, you tend to be more quiet and observational than the boys are. She also really enjoys to watch you wrangle in the guys, just the stubble glares at Hasan when he cuts someone off, cutting of Austin when he cuts you off, you waiting for Will to be finished with what he was saying before immediately following his sentence with “As I was saying”. You do the same when the boys interrupt her. That’s why you’re her favorite podcast guest.

Speaking about the podcast, the viewers love you, and by viewers I do mean anyone who sees you in any form of content; a random tiktok you're in the background of, a podcast episode that you get roped into doing, a stream that sits in on for a few minutes. It doesn't matter what it is, the people love you. Like chat’s constantly trying to get you to be on stream. The amount of times he'll see "call mom" or "bring mom on" is insane. They just want to have enough content with you in it to be able to make a "Y/N correcting Hasan for 10 minutes" compilation.

Chat likes when you appear on stream. They know that it always involves story time for them. Sometimes it’s about your childhood, or stories from when you and Hasan first started dating, or stories about your exes, or your travels. Chat loves story time with mom.

Also the on camera dynamic you have with Hasan is very different to the on camera dynamic you have with Will. Hasan is always going on about how smart you are, he’s boasting about you knows no bounds, therefor when he talks about stuff he knows nothing about, that you are very knowledgeable on, and does so with so much confidence. You never hesitate to inform him on just how wrong he is, you actually correct everyone when they say things that are wildly wrong. Everyone except for Will. With Will you’re always like “Oh, darling. I don't think you know what that word means."

There is an ongoing joke between you, Hasan, and WIll where at least once every time all three of you are on camera Hasan has to ask if you are cheating on him with Will. You never fail to respond by hugging Will and being like ‘Yeah, so what?😊😊😊 You're cheating on me with Austin.”

Not to mention being on stream with Hasan and Murat! The entire time it’s just the two poking fun of Hasan. It’s just constant jokes like “I swear Murat, sometimes it feels like I'm dating a child” or "The poor baby, he just gets so stressed sometimes." "Are you really going to be talking like that at a kid's game? At your big ol’ age?" and the chat is laughing so much because you’re talking like that about a 32 year old man.

Austin and Will somehow manage to get you on Name Your Price. It is so out of your comfort zone, you're not a media personality, and isn't used to being on camera. The only times she's really been on camera is on Hasan's stream and even then it's never for long periods of time and Hasan is always right next to her.

So when the NYP streams starts she's a bit odd, quieter, not really making jokes, more observant than normally. But after about 20-25 minutes she gets comfortable. Austin makes the questions, so he does gear them to be mostly about science shit in hopes that it would help make you feel more comfortable.

Everybody is just so amazed how smart and funny you are. You end up cussing Hasan out for not knowing something. "Babe, I literally explain this term to you last week"

"Sorry, I'm not THAT SMART like you"

"This isn't a question of if your smart or not Hasan, this is a question of are you listening when i tell you things."

Also the house is in a constant state of disaster because you and Murat aew always starting projects and never really ending them. you also help Hasan's mom put all the furniture she buys together.

[coffee-prince-kyungsoo]

My Monarch Butterfly (4/?)

Eddie Munson X Reader

WARNINGS: Fluff, Mentions of suicide, Verbal Abuse coming from parents, Eddie being a QT

Word Count: 2.5K

Gif not mine credits to @ildre

Summary: Eddie and Y/N start the journey as a couple together and some things from the past come to light.

Masterlist | Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

You laid with Eddie until the sun started to shine through the curtains and hearing the birds chirping and signing a good morning to Hawkins. You knew that by the time your mom would wake up she’d notice that Eddie’s car never moved from his spot outside your home, so you devised a plan in the short moments of waking up. You both heard your moms alarm going off for a good minute before she turned it off.

“Shit, hide under my bed” Your whisper yelled at him as you started to throw his shoes and the rest of his belongings under with him.

You both heard her footsteps come near the bedroom door. All you could do was pretend to be asleep under the covers. The door squeaked and you could tell your mom peaked inside the room.

“Y/N, I’m gonna head out soon. Get up so we can eat breakfast together before I leave.”

You rose your head from the pillow and turned your upper half to look at your mom.

“Yeah sure, give me a sec. I’ll be down soon.”

As you heard your mom make her way to the bathroom and turn on the shower you made sure to quietly get Eddie’s stuff and put them in your closet.

Your bend down and make eye contact with the man under your bed. “Please be quiet, and I’ll let you know when my mom’s left, okay?” He didn’t say anything but raised a thumbs up. In that moment you both heard small scratching at the door. Faces paled and waited for your mom to come in. But when the door opened you saw Leo’s head pop from the back of the door and began to make his way to where Eddie was. “God damnit Leo, don’t do that. Jesus”  

After getting both of your boys situated you headed downstairs to turn on the stove to boil water for coffee.

After preparing everything you waited for your mom to come down the stairs.

“Why’s your friend’s car still outside?”

“Oh, his car wouldn’t start up, so he had Steve come pick him up.” Trying to be as nonchalant as you could be.

“Hm, okay, well let’s get to eating you have to leave in an hour.”

After having breakfast as fast as could you waited for your mom to finish up so she could leave giving Eddie enough time to go home and shower or change, but the woman seemed to be eating slower then usual.

As she finished you grabbed the plates and cups and washed them in a hurry.

“I’ll be back, I’m gonna get my keys.” Your mom goes into the living room and looks for her keys. After getting everything that she needs you followed her to the door. “Bye ma be safe.” You hugged her and kissed her on the cheek. “Bye love you too, but for the love of God get that poor boy from under your bed please. And get him something to eat before school.” You were to stunned to speak. “How di-” Your face bright red. “I was young once too you know.” Your mom proceeded to walk to her car and waved as she pulled out of the driveway.

As the door closed you yelled to Eddie to come downstairs. “Did your mom leave yet?” he whispered as he wrapped his arms around your waist when he found you in the kitchen. “Yup, she even knew you were under the bed. Asked her how she knew and all she said was, and I quote, “I was young once too you know.” And the fact that I know she was talking about her and my dad too, makes me want to puke.” He giggled as he snuggled his head into your neck before you both made your way to the dining room table.

As both sit while Eddie eats the breakfast Y/N made, Eddie comes up with the brilliant plan of skipping classes, probably go to lover’s lake or watch a movie in Eddie’s trailer. As the two began to clean up the mess they made on the table and the coffee table in the living room Y/N gave Eddie some spare clothes she had and let him shower.

“This tee is really comfortable, who’s is it?” Y/N glanced up as she watched Eddie come out of the bathroom with his hair wet and the clothes resting perfectly on his frame. The rest of his clothes in his hands. “An old friend of mines. Just leave your clothes in the bathroom. I’ll wash them later.” This caused Eddie to shake his head, “No ma’am, if you think I’m leaving you to wash my clothes, you’re mental, I’ll do laundry tonight so no big deal” With one look his way, he set his clothes on the counter next to the sink. “Jesus’ woman, no need to give me a death glare.” She giggled and placed a small kiss on his cheek and whispered in his neck has she hugged him from behind, “I would never handsome.” He only chuckled and kissed the side of her temple and kept his cheek on the top of her head. “Flattery works very well on me doll.” Y/N slid her way to the front of Eddie and kept her arms wrapped around Eddie’s torso and softly spoke into his chest. “So I’ve been told.”  The pair continued to partake in one another’s company and do some assignments before heading out on what would be the first date of many the pair would have. As they both started to wrap things up and got ready to head out, Eddie stared at Y/N while she was putting on some make-up and fixing her hair. He could have sworn his heart stopped beating for a couple of seconds, with the sight in front of him he felt like he was watching an angel getting ready to grace the normal folk with her presence.

“You know it’s rude to stare at someone Eds.” Y/N looked up from the mirror on her vanity as she finished the last touches of mascara and eyeliner. “It’s rude of you to be so beautiful, but I’m not complaining.” His complements seemed to always fluster her in the best way possible, how he was able to complement her and make her shy so quick was a mystery to the girl’s heart.

“Dustin, I need you to get me an extra seat for tonight’s match, Y/N’s gonna watch how the game flows before she joins the next one.” Dustin looked towards his dungeon master and just nodded his head before taking a mental note to help out Y/N. It wasn’t long before the boys had everything set up and ready for the rest of the party to show up. With everyone getting to their places for the session, Y/N seemed to be lost for the first couple of minutes before Eddie’s voice boomed throughout the drama room and captivated the rest of the group’s attention. It wasn’t that difficult to keep up. Especially since the man’s actions were very animated and entertaining to watch. The group continued for forty more minutes before Dustin excused himself to the bathroom. The boys huddled and discussed how they should proceed with the rest of the campaign without issue or if they should just play it safe. When they resumed the rest of the campaign it only took a couple of hours before the boys decided to call it a night and to start heading out.

“I didn’t think it would be this easy to follow along. I honestly thought I would be completely lost, though when to use what dice isn’t sticking with me.” Eddie hugged her from the back as she helped clean up the table from the snacks and trash the boys had laying around. All the man did was humn in acknowledgement.

“You think I can come over later? Or do you want to come over mines?” What the two of you didn’t notice were the boys by door watching the man who seemed to never have a soft spot in him be all mushy with the girl who was practically the girl next door. “We can go to lover’s lake and star gaze; I’ve always wanted to do that.” It seemed almost comical how Eddie latched on to you while you moved around and cleaned the tables. “Fine by me, as long as we’re together.” Eddie pulled away in order to get his things from the throne at the end of the table. The boys had seen quite enough before quietly leaving the building forgetting all together the question they wanted to ask the twenty-year-old.

“Ok, let’s get this straight; did we just see Y/N and Eddie in a very intimate position or am I just seeing things now?” Lucas choked out when the group reached the rack of bikes.

“Nope we saw that too, do you think they’ll make it official by the end of this week? Or do you think they already did?” Mike asked the two boys. They all started to mount on their bikes and started to make their way to Mike’s house for a little DND of their own.

“I don’t know, if they’re going to lover’s lake, I’m positive they’re going steady already?”

The boys headed off to Mike’s before they got to witness the older pair get into the big rusty van that Eddie had deemed one of the most useful things he’s ever owned, thanks to his uncle Wayne.

Y/N seemed to remember to bring her case tape to listen to, she waited a while to show Eddie her music taste. (For the sake of this chapter let’s pretend that the album Grow by Bedroom was released in ’76 instead of 2014 ) As Eddie was fixing things and setting his and Y/N’s things in the back, Y/N inserted her tape in and let the music play. Eddie didn’t seem to mind the music; all he could do was sit in comfortable silence with the girl he liked and enjoy the moment. The van started up and the music filled the empty silence, the pair would glance at one another, and simply smile, they knew there weren’t going to be many places the pair could do this, the comfort of being in each other’s presence and not have to worry if they were bothering anyone or making them feel uncomfortable. With the boys and the rest of the group not present it felt nice for once not being surrounded by loud noises and the wondering gazes of the group.

“You know this has to be the first time in a while that I listened to something that wasn’t metal, it’s nice.” Eddie laced his right hand into her left one. He softly ran his thumb along hers in a soothing affectionate way.

“I’m glad you liked it, I used to listen to this constantly when I just needed to think.” The rest of the ride was just filled in silence.

As the van started to slow Eddie did a K-turn so the back of the van would face the lake, making it a better viewing experience later. The pair exited from the van and got the materials they brought and adjusted them so they could lay down and look at the calm starry view.

“You know….I’ve never really felt like this for someone. I think you’re the only person I’m most comfortable around.” Eddie wrapped his arm around Y/N’s shoulders, and they laid back onto the pillows that provided a cushion for their back although Y/N’s back was partially on Ed’s chest.

“It seems like you’re not the only one who feels that way. I didn’t expect it to be you, if I’m being honest.”

“Who did you expect? Steve? Adam from chem?” Eddie snorted out.

“Surprisingly no, for the both of them. There was this one guy I was seeing. His name was Angel, we met when we were kids through our parents. He was homeschooled because apparently the educational system wasn’t up to par with their standards. Uh- we started to date at the end of eight grade, and once high school hit, I guess our parents expected a lot from us as students but as a pair, I think they thought that we would last and get married just like them. I really did like him, but it was puppy love. I don’t think it was love, we were so young you know. Deep down I thought that we’d be each other’s endgame and be that perfect couple who went to college together, graduated, got married and starte a family by 26. I really thought that. That was until I walked in on him making out with his friend that he met weeks before I caught them”

“What was her name?”

“His name was David.”

“Oh.”

“ I froze when I walked in on them, it was like time slowed down and I couldn’t think, my mind went blank for a bit. But that wasn’t the worst of it, his parents were behind me and saw everything. His parents were furious, they said the most hateful things to him, and I just stood there, I was scared to say anything, mind you I was head over heels with him, part of my world completely flipped. Over time his parents begged me to stay with him and to not tell anyone, they wanted to send him to conversion therapy and all. It was really fucked up. I hated who they became, they went from being the nicest people-parents, to people I didn’t recognize anymore. Angel told me everything. That he feared his own emotions, how he was sorry for hurting me, that it scared him to know that he couldn’t love the person he was with despite all the good times, but to know how quick he fell in love with David. I wasn’t angry, we were best friends before anything, so I did what I could and listened to him. Guess it wasn’t enough in the end. He hung himself in his room after another fight with his parents. I guess he couldn’t take it anymore, I mean who could.” Y/N sat straight up and looked forward and gazed into the mirrored reflection of the moon on the lake.

“I’m sorry, I don’t know why I told you.”

“It’s okay, just means that you’re comfortable enough to tell me these things.” Eddie wrapped his arms around her waist and rested his head on her shoulder.

“If you met someone else and started to fall in love with them, could you tell me? That way it’s easier to part.”

“You know, I always knew that I could care less for gender when looking for a relationship, as long as they loved me and I to them it was gonna be okay. But Y/N, I promise when I say this, I couldn’t think of anyone better to share my life with other than with you. I promise to be completely transparent with you. In the short amount of us actually being together I know that I want you as my endgame.”

[party-in-eldarya]

PLAYING ANE WHAT A JOY ep9 part 3

After a tender moment with our Only True Love- our familiar- Erika heads for private training lessons. She meets Mathieu in hall, he is a bit shy because of what he has done in forest: 

Erika is a strange creature. One moment she holds others  accountable even for petty matters (matress, the fact someone made dreamy eyes for her leader), the other times she is all forgiving. Here, she is pretty chill and happily accepts that Mathieu will train with her. 

Erika not being interested of her surroundings or asking details? Shocking. 

We start our lesson with a lie:

 Here I screwed one of few possible dialogues with Lance in ANE... and he dislikes me quite a bit. Oh well, I didn’t need that illu in McDonald that much. 

BTW, Mathieu and Erika discuss her “war cry”. I don’t get it- is it suposed to be a comical chit chat or serious take on “heroic” aspect of story? Me mentioning how much I un-enjoy talking about Mathieu’s sword (I swear it’s not an innuendo) is as annoying as Eldarya writer mentioning Mathieu’s sword in game. But nothing beats our familiar. It’s a true champion and chad of this story. Anyway, talking about war cry:

This was the moment when Lance realized that he is a father of v immature 14 yo boy who brought his first crush home for a lunch. 

CHOICE:

we can propose our own war cry. 

we can admit we didn’t thought about it

we can ask to focus on training, politely. THIS

And now Mathieu hates me too. I got -5 with both of them, it IS funny :) Like father, like son. 

Drinking game: drink whenever Beemoov mentions name of Mathieu’s or Erika’s sword because this detail is crucial for plot. Unlike Lance mentioning Valkyon or Leiftan’s past. 

Change of plans, my liver is not ready for this feast!!! Jokes aside, it’s been 3 lines and that sword is mentioned again... Mind you, this season Erika hasn’t mentioned her family once, but MALIIIS INIMICUS is soooo important. 

And why, may I ask you? Oh, I know that Beemoov suddenly wants to make Erika into that strong fighting princess, but in season1 she prefered pacifistic ways, and honestly, last time she was holding that sword in S2- plp died. So asuming that Erika is not a blood thirsty psychopath she could/should have some not so nice memories tied to holding that sword. Dunno, maybe strong women act differently. 

gestures=moves. Erika thinks and makes some plans this sparring session, and thanks to this (and my QT) she wins. What do I get as reward?

I must admit, Erika was rather good here, as I said- she planned this fight, she noticed her and Mathieu’s weak points and acted acordingly. However, why now? Why not erlier? Why she never showed this face of her in TO, and why she acts so naively elsewhere in ANE? Dont get me wrong, if this was the moment when Beemoov decided that Erika should grow up and own things up- ok. But I think that they should mention HOW she got so good- by asking Jamon, Cameria for some tips? By reading military books? We know she wastes her time, we know she never visit library to read some valuable books. This growth comes from nowhere for me. Still, it was nicely written if only writer deleted all MAAAALIIIS INIMICUS bits, because those SUCK hard. 

Then Lance basically teach them how they should fight: Mathieu should think and try to prolongate battles, Erika should not wait to tire her foe, because she has low stamina. She should show some initiative. Dunno, it worked for her... so far, and I feel that whenever she forgets about caution she fails. But wise dragon may know better, let’s see how well she will do on that earth mission. (I know spoilers so it was a joke)

Qestions (no change in LOM), good answers are the aengel powers and running away from dragon. 

Those lessons are rubbish! 

Canteen at night is pretty, but so empty. I have a feeling that whole Eel is empty... no one talks to Erika but main cast, no one eats, walks, works there. Whole Eel and only few characters left :(

Erika goes to sleep, but ofc our familiar had to be mentiones. Next morning we are woken up by Nevra’s familiar. I know, I know- it was rather absent last season, but ffs, I have enough of those pets. I feel like I am playing Digimon, or LPS or something. Instead of mentioning those pests we could get something about OWNERS- you know that most of them won’t get any depth till 17th episode. Or never. 

Oh, and AGAIN mentioning my familiar: that it is nowhere to be found. 4 maana on that groundbreaking news. 

Karenn and Nevra are being jerks, what is new here. 1) this is not the best way of teaching someone 2) specially if you have adventage of being a person with superior hearing 

Stop it. You left half of your team without letting them know what you are up to in Genkaku. Stop acting “be prepared for everything” now. She came for a lesson, you never taught her to be so paranoid withing Eel, why should she act this way now?

Does it mean that Erika hasnt learnt anything so far? Nice sentence, specially if you are on Shadow’s route. Beemoov, Erika has spent one year as part of Guard, and FFS, she has spent another couple months after the coma... you could give us those lessons in TO, when we also were at war... 

And, listen: all those lessons are good and valuable for Erika, but from the players POV they do not bring much. We all know that if we play weak, fragile girl we should avoid fighting with someone stronger. If we are expecting ambush, we should look for hiding places, be quiet etc. What we players do not know are characters. So maaaaybe I can see Lance’s character (well, New Lance) in words he is instructing us during training with, and Karenn is as annoying and uncaring as usual, but Nevra? Heh, he and Lance could actually swith lessons and I would not notice this. 1/2 of season, and we still do not know what people are those around us. Is Nevra and Lance similar? Erika mentions how they understand each other without words, how they fight together perfectly... hey, maybe here is a hidden BL. 

And now we are talking what was the name of Nevra’s sword. I. I can’t. It is so pointless, we are wasting precious maana on shit, while we could get SOMETHING. ANYTHING. Uselful. Interesting. Fun?

Nevra praised our efforts, so that’s kind of him. We go sleep, but of course, we have to mention our pet. Fun fact, for 300 maana Erika didnt mention/thought about her LI, but familiar, oh, that thing is so important it has to be mentioned every morning and evening. The game of romance. 

Next morning: mandatory hug for pet and off we go. 

You feel? There goes my hope that Erika knows anything. OOh, she knows some of them. Not the majority tho. 

What events? The ball? The picnic? The “duel evening”? You know Erika- you could always take some notes and notebooks on those missions... and next time when you will be so bored you will walk into library, pick some “Alchemy for beginers” or something. 

HC runs into Alchemy Room and now, knowing what will happen in future SPOILERS

I know that her sister is trying to force her into being next Phoenix. HC is not happy about it. Props for her for inventing a pain killer but again, in TO it was told that eldaryan medicine is superior when compared to earth one. Well... Pain killer is not that miraculous thing... I mean, super important, but heh, plp were using some pain killers in ancient times, we just got better nowadays...

CHOICE, I decided to warn her we are here so she could compose herself, it felt like a decent thing to do: 

Any student of medicine right now: 

GO get grab something to note on, dumbass. 

FF writers, regeneration potion is of electric blue colour. Take notes. Wild and rare lore appeared. 

uh, I guess if you do not have skinsept or octenisept then yes, alcohol for cleaning your wounds is better than nothing but: if you injured yourself with needle/anything with someone else’s blood- DO NOT USE it. Just wash your wound with LOTS of water with soap. And go for hospital for treatment. DO NOT USE ALCO. 

We pass the exam with the little help of WIKI, HC is pleased and she send us to bed with omnious words: your powers will be more important than mastering alchemy. 

Knowing Beemoov she is right but... what an awful message for a player. We started TO as nobody/everybody, and we had to rely (mostly) on our wit and experience. Sure, we got some help from Oracle and our dormant powers, but it was mostly Erika-person, who was able to overcome problems, not Erika-the Aengel. But then they switched narration, and Erika only counts as the last one from very powerful race. Her character, wit, charm, nothing matters anymore. Her only saving grace are her powers and what she can do with them. Well, that was a choice. 

We met Chrome who admits he once made a mistake of asking HC to teach him a thing about alchemy. Beemoov treats that girl as a joke, but I really enjoyed her crash course, no idea why he is so upset about it. It’s like they are making fun of someone who is passionate about things that seem “nerdy”- Ykhar, Keroshane, HC, Ezarel... why those who are into cool things are cool- Lance, Koori (she is an alchemist, but a cool one because she only cares a little and she is magical white princess), Karenn. Excuse me, HC is a good teacher if you pay attention (and have wiki). 

"I send guardians on missions, I organize stuff”. Why tho? Wasn’t this a thing for Light Guard in TO? Keroshane and Ykhar were planing lots of missions with help of leaders, why it changed? BTW Nevra while being a leader was useful, but contrary to what Beemoov tries to show us- TO Guard was superior.

He will be the one to die, right? Dammit, wish it was Karenn. 

After playing a good friend, off to bed. Guess who is mentioned? Our familiar, ofc. 4 maana. BUUUUUT: 

FINALLY. After some sleep (and 22 maana spent on our familiar) we go to look for Leiftan. I kid you not, if could be two sentences: I allowed MY FAMILIAR to lead my steps. It seems v happy to see Leiftan/Amaia. 4 maana vs 22 maana. 

HH suspected that Leiftan has lost his powers, but still sent him on a dangerous mission without telling rest of the team about it. Dunno, but maybe they were counting on him? Like they did? Maybe that would clear the atmosphere and lower Nevra’s expectation? 

Erika is afraid of creating special connection, because WHAT IF HE DISCOVERS THAT SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR HIM, WHAT THEN???

Girl, you were trying to give him a head on a first night together. You were dancing tango horizontale lots of times. He gave half of his life and then the rest of it just to be with you. Do you think he would be disgusted by the fact you love him? 

Aengels’ powers from TO=/= those in ANE. Surprising no one, but still. It’s nice to have a continuity of lore. In ANE basically the sky is the limit, and aengel’s light can do EVERYTHING we will imagine, making this race overpowered, but hey, our MC cannot be limited by anything. As long as you understand how something works you can create it. Question: why Leiftan didn’t destroy Guard quickly? Why he needed Lance at all? He was capable and could do everything. 

And, being a perfect MC Erika has no problems with her powers at all. I wonder if Charles will be able to call deamonic (ofc not aengelic) powers in the end... he should be stronger that Erika, right? 

Leiftan guides Erika and she is flustered. I got those crumbles of romance here, but what about other players? Will you get some romance of other LI’s routes? 

There is an interesting moment of Erika thinking she can do anything, and that she is soo powerful, a nice entree for daemonic path, perhaps? Or perhaps it’s just a moment to describe her as a powerful creature. In few hours she managed to get her powers almost in control. Too fast? If she trained from the start of S2 then yes, showing such results is a nice reward for Erika and us, players, but being able to actually do something in few hours is uh. I dont understand how long those trainings will go- only 4 days of training? What was Erika doing so far, if on her alchemy course she has to be told what is the colour of basic potion? 

Anyway, Erika was able to sense the light of the aengels in Leiftan, and they both are shocked, thrilled and afraid. I like Leiftan’s shy smile. I do not like the way writer is overusing some words in S2. Light of the aengels, a priori... again and again. Surely, there are other phrases you can use instead? It sounds a bit unnatural, specially if those you use are not used in daily talk. 

HEAR HEAR! Erika wants to focus on HIS powers for once, but says it nicely and gives him a choice. Well done Beemoov. He refuses tho.

HEAR HEAR! Erika doesn’t want to leave the training field when they are done because moonlight and Leiftan. Romance? 

HEAR HEAR, she wants to kiss him, she mentions that he may think the same... Nothing happened, Erika is a bit disappointed and goes to bed but there was something. I am not asking for them being glued to each other in every episode, no. I like this part here, it worked nicely with them being connected to each other and Leiftan’s fear of his dark powers. Well done, Beemoov. 

BTW, nothing is planned for 5th day, so pffff. Huge training which lasted 4 days. USMC lvl. 

What would be the training day, without mentioning our pet for last time? Yes, we wake up and fall asleep with it’s name on our lips. Gigachad of this game. 

Sorry those posts are so long :(

[honapie]

HIIIII!!!! :D I LOVED UR WRITING UR SUPER GOOD 💓💓💓💓💓💓CAN I RQ THE SAME PROMPT(THE CHARACTERS REALIZING THEYRE IN LOVE) WITH CHISATO, AIRI, & YUKINA???? ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )

YOU CALL THE SHOTS BABE, I JUST WANNA BE YOURS.

they realize they’re in love with you.

a/n; aaa i’m so glad you like my writing!! and ofc i can!!!!

characters; shirasagi chisato, momoi airi, minato yukina.

warnings; tiny bit of angst in airis part, other than that pure fluff!!!

SHIRASAGI CHISATO.

chisato realized she was in love after spending time with you. she met you through aya, when she bumped into her hanging out with you at hazawa coffee.

you introduced yourself to her, telling her you were a big fan and loved all the movies and shows she starred in.

you asked her to lunch when she had a day off, which she happily said yes to. you were so much more amazing then she had thought. she liked you.

“i don’t know what to do. we’re only friends, but a part of me wants to become more than that.”

“you like them, chisato! it’s so obvious!”

it took her a while to believe that, but she decided it was true when she realized the warm and fuzzy feeling in her stomach when you were around.

so, she confessed. (with the help of kanon and, sadly, kaoru telling her what to say). she had never been happier when you said you liked her too.

you were talking your head off about all the funny things aya had did over the years of being friends with her, it may not have looked like it, but she was listening to every word.

“and you won’t believe what she did next! she attempted to give a speech to the assembly, but she messed up her lines!— chisato? are you listening?”

chisato was listening, you noticed the blush creeping up onto her cheeks as she began to speak.

“i am listening. but, i would like to tell you something. i like you, a lot, actually. the last thing i want is to put our relationship in jeopardy, i just felt like you should know.”

your eyes widened at the sudden confession. did chisato shirasagi, the most famous girl in school, just confess her love to you??

you hugged her tightly, squeezing the unbearable cuteness out of her. letting go, you held her hands in yours, smiling gently.

“chisato, i like you too!!”

MOMOI AIRI.

airi realized she was in love after meeting you again after a long time.

back when she was a member of QT, she had met you at the audition, when shizuku won the grand prize.

you had just finished congratulating shizuku on winning, when she came up to you and said hello.

“hey! you’re (name), right? i loved your dancing! i for sure thought you’d win!”

you thanked her, you worked your butt off perfecting the whole routine, but coming in fifth wasn’t so bad.

“oh, thank you! you must be airi, your dancing was amazing as well!”

and so, a new friendship began.

that is, until airi got the news that your group had disbanded, and that you were moving away.

she was devastated, she needed to talk to you. thankfully, she had caught you just before you left.

“how could you never tell me your group disbanded, and you’re moving?!”

that had started an argument between you two, when she blurted it out mid sentence.

“you’re my best friend! i hate that we will never get to hang out anymore, and it hurts to see you go because i love you!”

both of you realizing what she just said, you frowned, turning to enter the car door, and leave.

three years had passed since you left, school was never the same, the walk home was never the same, she was never the same.

until she had found you on the school roof, silently reading a book your friend haruka had lent to you. she stood there silently for a moment, before hugging you tightly.

“you’re back?! it’s been three years, i thought i’d never see you again!”

she was caught off guard when you kissed her, she kissed back slowly. breaking it for air, you said words she thought she’d never hear.

“i love you too, airi.”

MINATO YUKINA.

yukina realized she was in love after spending most of her life with you. you were her childhood friend along with lisa, and she never wanted that to change.

one day, you were helping her in the studio. bringing in boxes, helping with her equipment, etc, when you had tripped over your own feet, and fell to the ground.

if she didn’t catch you, that is. her arms were around your waist tightly, waiting for your approval to let go.

she noticed how beautiful you looked in that moment, and that’s when she realized she was the one that fell.

fell for you.

with the help of lisa, she confessed after 3 weeks of denying the feelings. though she didn’t show it, she was happy to know the feeling was mutual.

she had asked you to meet her at the park, the same park where she had met you. you showed up right on time, and spent your afternoon with her.

“i should probably get going, my mom expects me back for dinner by 6pm.”

you thanked her for the wonderful afternoon, but she stopped you before you left. telling you her feelings.

“before you go, i want to say, i like you. more than a friend, i mean.”

you were surprised, though you hugged her, telling her the same thing.

“aww, yukina~! i like you too!”

that’s all for now, have a wonderful day/night.

-aira <3.