Just. One. More. Episode.
Alien: Hmm, I haven't seen Human in a while.
Alien 2: That is worrying, you know to never leave your Human out of sight for too long. That's how you get the Ant World they tried to hide.
A: Hmm, but it's also not a good idea to pry into their privacy too much.
A2: True. What were they last doing?
A: Carrying several boxes of flavored nutrient packs into their apartment.
A2: Did they mention anything about a specific subject that had not come up much at all before?
A: Hmm, they did recommend I check out a documentary series about true crime. I did, but couldn't finish. It went into disturbing details.
A2: Oh no. Now, this is important - did they say the word marathon before you last saw them?
A: Hmm, I think so, yes.
A2: How many boxes? And how long ago since they brought them in?
A: Hmm, eight and three days ago.
A2: Your Human will appear in about thirteen days.
A: Ah, I think I understand now, but they're alone, shouldn't a standard nutrient box last about 5 days per Human?
A2: When on a regular schedule, yes, roughly. Your Human is intently watching countless hours of these documentaries and are likely unaware of their rate of consumption due to being emotionally engaged with the subject matter.
A: That is... disturbing. Should we intervene?
A2: No, it's a phase. If we take them away from their current subject of passion, it will become more entrenched, potentially. Best to let them run out of nutrients and force themselves to leave that environment. Then we can persuade them to return to normalcy, given they will be more accepting of the idea due to leaving that situation of their own will.
A: And if they are not persuadable?
A2: Then we get another Human to metaphorically "bonk" them back to their senses. Although on some Humans a literal bonking works too. It's very circumstantial.
A: Hmm...
A2: Although there is also the risk of the other Human becoming convinced to join them instead on further diving into the subject matter. There does appear to be an endless supply of these true crime shows on the Human extranet.
A: That is... not reassuring in any way.
A2: Well, that's Humans for you.
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Binged all of One Piece Live action and it exceeded my expectations!!! Like I knew I was gonna enjoy this but THIS MUCH!!!!!
First of all the casting was spot on. This is my Luffy! This is my Zoro! This is my Nami! and so on.
The soundtrack!!!! Omg the soundtrack!!! When We Are played after the barrel scene! Binks sake for Shanks crew!! PERFECT
All the strawhats backstory captured the emotions very well. Expecially Nami's 'Help Me' scene. I cried multiple times throughout the season.
BUGGY! my king Buggy, I did not know what I expected but this was not it. They did a amazing job with Buggy. He kinda stole the spotlight (hehe) whenever he was present.
Garp and Koby addition was great. I am glad we got to see that. As a matter of fact the entire Syrup village story was much better here.
NAMI and KAYA bonding was not something I knew I needed until I got it. And omg KAYA and USOPP kiss!!!!!!! That was everything.
They made my girl Nami gayer and I love that for me ♡
I definitely need as many more season as it will take to adapt all of One Piece.
Loved it!
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alright, i don't think we have time for Shazam! tonight, but i wanna ride the James Wan high after Aquaman still so. since i haven't actually seen any of those movies, certainly not in their entirety (i've maybe seen a scene or two on TV at some point, and i've seen the spoof in one of the Scary Movie movies like over a decade ago.), let's watch Saw (2004). i don't know literally anything about it other than the fact that Jigsaw is a character and he sets up traps or something. the bestie loves it so i don't expect it to be anything other than phenomenal and i entirely trust James Wan at this point so, let's do this. now seated for Saw (2004).
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