Doc: I have impossibly high standards.
Xisuma: [exists]
Doc, frantically texting Tango: Help, he's meeting all of my standards!
He never quite addresses what his standards are and wether or not xisuma is meeting them
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we all sleep on the funniest brosistp that could possibly be created in mha, which is
each of their interactions is hilarious cuz they have similar personalities and can constantly annoy the shit out of each other.
don’t tell me they’re not gonna be friends in epilogues.
at first they just accidentally see each other all the time at the hospital for their regular check-up, and they banter and bicker all the time. then they start texting each other and miruko is absolutely ruthless with jokes about katsuki’s obvious crush on his Best Friend and she becomes SO invested in bkdk’s development like😭😭
miruko, texting: Are you coming to the hospital today?
bakugo: Nah, me and Izuku are going to train together, so I’ll check in tomorrow.
miruko: Lol ur down so bad
bakugo: LITERALLY WHAT DID I DO.
miruko: Ok good luck on your date
bakugo: IT’S NOT A
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Hear me out on this. In the silly monster Au, Gumshoe has a confetti canon.
GO GO GUMSHOE CONFETTI CANNON
He was originally built to be a detective for the defense, so when the defense wins, he still has the programming to celebrate
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Toji has always forced mean blowjobs until one day he literally almost pukes brushing his teeth and realizes he hates gagging and is all worried that he makes you feel like that and is gentler and your just like “what’s going on… why are you so nice rn?”
SJDHAGSHDGASGHDHGASHGDSA THE IMAGE OF HIM JUST GAGGING BC OF THE FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH IS SO FUNNY PLS he's just flabbergasted staring at his own reflection in the mirror thinking like.. wow.... is this what i've been doing to my darling all this time... JSAHDGSHGDHGSHDHGSA HE'S SO SILLY i don't think he'd really want to tell you what made him change his mind either lmao he'd be a bit too embarrassed to tell you............
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