#I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA TAKE A SHORT BREAK BUT NOOO

[allywthsr]

24HRS WITH VOGUE | (l.norris)

summary: Lando and Y/N are doing a follow us around with vogue during the summer break, and show what their day looks like

wordcount: 5.8k words

pairing: landonorris x singer!femreader

warnings: allusion to smut, nothing graphic, rage at mario kart

notes: my favorite one I‘ve written so far!!! Please comment your thoughts!

When you opened the door after hearing a few knocks, you were faced with a big camera.

”Hello Vogue, my name is Y/N Y/L/N and this is my and Lando Norris‘ daily routine during the summer break. Welcome to our Monaco home.“

You smiled at the camera and led it to your bedroom, where a sleepy Lando was laying. After sitting on your side of the bed you began talking.

”This is where our mornings begin, obviously. We like to sleep in, depending on our plans for the day, and cuddle, check our phones, and talk nonsense for hours.“ ”Or do things we won’t name here“, Lando added, smirking while you turned around, shaking your head with a smile, where you were met with his beautiful face.

”Anyway, we start our mornings here, just chill and you know, enjoy the peace we have during the mornings.“

The cameraman pressed the recording button to stop the recording and said: ”Can we get a few beauty shots of you guys cuddling and just being on your phones? So we can add that over the talking?“

You guys both nodded and Lando opened his arms so you could lay down, closing them around you once you did. You settled on his chest, laying your head under his‘ and taking his scent in. Cuddling with Lando was the best thing ever, especially in the mornings after you’ve just woken up. You closed your eyes and the camera made a little beep sound, signaling you that it was recording again. For a few seconds, you both were quiet acting like you had just woken up and cuddled, it was kind of weird having you filmed while doing something that was intimate, but you and Lando recently got engaged and everyone wanted to have their piece of cake. You thought doing one big video would keep them fed, so you could enjoy the summer break. Now the cameramen spoke up: ”Can you change position maybe take your phones and just pretend to check it?“

So you took your phones and scrolled on them, pretending to see the newest gossip that happened over the night. When you saw a funny meme on your Instagram page pop up, you let out a laugh, showing Lando, who started to giggle in his high-pitched voice.

”Okay guys, I think I have it, let’s keep going with your routine.“

You got out of bed and walked to the blinds that were shut.

”The first thing I do is open the blinds, I just do it very dramatically, because they‘re floor to ceiling ones and I like to have my moment in the morning“, you let out a laugh, opening them.

”As you can see, I‘m still wearing my Pyjamas, well, a shorts and a T-shirt from Lando, so the first thing I do is change or pick out my clothes for the day if I need to shower, but I already did it yesterday. So I‘m gonna change and you’re gonna leave me alone for a minute“, you pointed at the camera smiling.

In reality, he didn’t leave the room, but you did. Changing in the ensuite bathroom that was connected to the bedroom. When you came back, dressed in your shorts and a crop top, you stood in the same spot where you had the last shot, beginning to talk.

”Alright, I‘m changed. Someone is not“, you took a glance in Lando’s direction, who was still on his phone.

”He always tells everyone he‘s an early bird but he hates getting up. So I drag him out of bed.“

You took his ankle and pulled on it, trying to pull him out of bed. All you could hear was an unsatisfied sound coming from Lando, you let out a chuckle.

”Come on baby, you need to go to your training session.“

”Nooo, safe me“, he dramatically fell out of bed laying on the floor pretending to sleep again.

”He‘s always dramatic, I‘m headed to the bathroom to brush my teeth and do my skincare routine, he‘ll follow eventually.“

The next scene was in the bathroom with Lando standing next to you. He was shirtless and only in sweatpants, you almost started drooling over how good he looked, and he was yours, all yours. Thank god.

”Alright, we brush our teeth before we do anything else.“

Lando and you like to make fun of each other during mornings like this, pushing the other constantly or tickling on the hip. You squeezed the toothpaste on Lando’s and on your brush and put it in your mouth, brushing your teeth. The bathroom had his‘ and her‘s sink, yours being littered with products you claimed you needed every day. Lando always scoffed while trying to prevent an argument that water does the same as your products. Pulling out your phone, you took a picture of Lando and you and sent it to the family group chat, as you always do. Because you both moved out of your parent's home and even out of your home country, your parents called even more, missing you both. You promised them to send a message at least once a day, so you took a picture most mornings to send it their way. Saying good morning and asking how they were. Putting your phone next to your sink again.

You stood behind your sink and Lando on his‘, your elbow always touching his arm as you moved it a lot. ”Can you stop doing that? It’s annoying“, Lando told you regarding the touching, but you barely understood him with the foam that started to form in his mouth due to the brushing of his teeth. Wanting to annoy him extra, you pushed your arm fully against his and he landed on the wall with a stumble.

When he stood next to you again, he put his toothbrush under the water and before he rinsed his face, he pressed a kiss on your cheeks with his foamy mouth. You pulled a disgusted face and spit out the foam in the sink and washed your face.

”That’s where I am finished, I just need water and not all the products Y/N uses, my face is spotless without all of them. Follow me for more beauty recommendations or whatever they say.“ He went into the bedroom to change into his clothes for the day, consisting of a pair of shorts and a T-shirt he found in his closet.

”My skin needs all of these products because somehow men have better everything than women. Better skin, silkier hair, lashes that are perfect and whatnot. But yeah, that’s where we part ways, I continue with my skincare and Land-“ ”I mostly prepare breakfast for us, so follow me if you wanna see what that looks like.“

The cameramen set up a camera to record your routine while he followed Lando into the kitchen.

”So yeah, I begin with putting on this hairband“, you picked up your favorite hairband and put it around your head.

”I start with this cleanser“, you showed your favorite cleanser into the camera, ”I just wash my face with it, cleaning the dirt off my face that‘s on there after removing my makeup from yesterday and the dirt from the night“, you applied it with your hands and rubbed your face nicely to get everything off. Washing it off with lukewarm water, you took the next product.

”Then depending on what my skin needs, I have this pore minimizer that I love“, you took some on your fingers and gently massaged it on your T-zone, again washing it off afterward.

”Sometimes I get very dry skin like today, where I love to use a peeling. I love this one because it just does the job, isn’t super expensive, and smells like an Angel“, just as you wanted to show it to the lenses you heard Lando from the door.

”So it smells like you?“, you turned around looking at him.

”I love you“, you whispered to him.

”Lando sometimes likes to join me during this, he watches me a lot or even lets me apply some masks or whatever, but he would never admit it in front of the camera“, you laughed and touched his face with your hand, guided it to yours and pressed a quick kiss on his lips.

”I would never do this beauty thing, my skin is perfect without it.“ With a wink to the camera, he turned around again, probably going into the kitchen.

”Anyway, I love this peeling so much“, you applied it on your face and washed it off again after massaging it gently.

”Next I use a mask, I have a few that I love, but today I chose this one“, holding it to the camera, ”I apply it with this brush and then leave it on for about 15 minutes. I also have to say that I don’t do this every day, I only use the peeling and the mask once or twice a week so I don’t overdo my skincare. Too much can also be harmful. Let’s see what Lando is doing.“

//////////////////////meanwhile at Lando///////////////////////

”Yeah alright, welcome to our kitchen. My breakfast is mostly premade by my coach Jon, but sometimes, like during the summer break, I get to choose my own breakfast. Really exciting stuff. But because I‘m still a high-performance athlete, I need to watch out for my carbs and whatnot.

For me, it’s just a toasty with avocado and some chicken breast filet. And Y/N likes toasties as well with her favorite topping, but she also sometimes just eats a bowl of cereal depending on her mood. So I just place two toasties in the toaster“, he did like he said and pressed the button for it to start baking.

He cut up the avocado and took the chicken breast fillet out of its packaging while he waited for the toasty to finish. In between he made a trip to the en-suite bathroom, annoying you in the process.

After you came into the kitchen with your mask on your face it was time to eat. You all sat down on the table and chatted while eating, the camera was turned off and Lando had also prepared a breakfast for the cameraman.

When you finished eating it was time to record again, so he got up and pressed play.

”Breakfast was delicious and before you think that Lando can all of a sudden cook, it’s just an illusion. He puts the toasty on the toaster and I forbid him to press anything else on it except the toasting button because he‘d change the setting and would burn everything. I showed him hundreds of times how to cut an Avocado, literally hundreds, I even recorded a video once when I was away and he called me because he didn’t know how to. And everyone can take a piece of chicken breast fillet out of the package, so he ain’t no chef guys“, you cheekily smiled at him while he mumbled a: ”Can you stop exposing me please?“

You pressed a kiss on his cheek and got up, speaking to the camera: ”Anyway, next we clean up, unload, and load the dishwasher. I like to do that right after so it’s not standing around on the table all day. Lando also helps with that, before anyone comes at him in the comments now. He helps quite a lot in the household, takes the trash out because I find it disgusting, helps with unloading the dishwasher, and even the small things like cleaning our mirror in the bathroom every now and then. He works very hard every day so he doesn’t have to do all the work.“

While you opened the dishwasher to load all of the dishes, Lando passed you the plates, the silverware, and the mugs you used for breakfast.

”I‘ll just go wash this mask off and apply some moisturizer and then I am done with my skincare routine.“

”Alright now I have my daily workout session with my trainer Jon, luckily we have an apartment gym in our building complex so we don’t have to travel far, only down to the basement. Y/N likes to join when she has time and motivation.“

So you three went down the stairs to the basement where you walked through the door to find a rather small gym, but it had all the needed equipment for a session that Lando needed to do.

You walked through the door and were welcomed by Jon who did his warm-up.

”This is my trainer, Jon, he tortures me every day. He is the evil guy who forbids me from eating Kinder chocolate. It’s my favorite and it hurts me every day. Anyway, we‘ll do a quick workout, today is more or less a rest day, but because I need to be in the best shape possible I train every day, just some light training today, we will start with the warm-up.“

With that Jon, Lando and you started to stretch and warm your muscles slowly, while Lando did his thing, you went onto the treadmill to get slowly to it. You weren’t a professional athlete but you were glad that you had Jon by your side as well, helping whenever you needed it. He wasn’t your trainer but always kept an eye on you to teach you when you did something wrong.

So the cameraman filmed beauty shots of you both training, doing lunges, squatting, and some light cardio. He also filmed little shots of Jon, Lando and you laughing because Lando said something funny about his training again. Whenever he had to do his neck training you couldn’t do anything else than laugh. The way his lip twitches got you crackling every time, you didn’t want to imagine how you would look like if you had to do this exercise.

You both finished this session with a plank hold, where Lando definitely won, but you liked to challenge each other.

Going back to your flat you went into the bathroom, doing a light Make-up for the day.

”I have nothing big planned today, but I still like to look a little fresh, so I’m just gonna apply some concealer, powder, contouring, blush, eyeliner, and mascara. I don’t need much time for it, it’s a routine by now.“

You put all the products on and went into the living room and sat around the dining table behind your MacBooks.

”You look absolutely beautiful, angel.“

Your heart melted and you blushed a little as always when Lando complimented you.

”We mostly take the time after a workout to check our emails, messages, and whatnot. Lando likes to go through some data while I go through new music with my producer. But, if you follow us on social media, you‘ll know that we‘re currently building a house in the UK. Since we live in Monaco, we can’t be there every day. So we FaceTime a lot with the company that builds it. We have a meeting scheduled with them in six minutes actually, where we just see the house and talk about the progress and the next steps. The shell is almost done and they can finally start building the inside. I‘m really excited, you have no idea.“

You opened your laptop and waited for the call to come. Lando got you both something to drink, him a smoothie that Jon gave him and you got your favorite drink, you thanked him with a kiss on his cheek.

”Before people say, look at them they‘re so boujee, building a house and all that. We got a piece of land from my parents as a gift. Yeah okay, that is boujee“, Lando started laughing in his high-pitched voice and then continued: ”But just don’t be a hater, we never wanted to stay in Monaco forever and so we thought that now is the perfect timing to build a house, especially with the engagement and all that. We’ve always dreamed about building our own home, how we imagine it to look like and we’re internally grateful that we can afford it. It takes some time before our dream home is built, so we have to be patient.“

When he mentioned the engagement, a big smile erupted on both of your faces. Just a month ago he went down on one knee and popped the question, you didn’t even have to think about what you would answer. Shouting out the yes after a second of processing what was happening.

The cameraman looked up, ” Tell us more of the engagement. You‘ve been together for what?“

”He‘s been nagging my ass for five years now“, you looked at Lando with a smile.

”Yeah and she‘s singing my ear off for five years, I don’t know what’s worse“, with a serious look he turned his head to the camera before a smile came across his lips.

”No but it was romantic, at least for us. We‘re both not really romantic people, we both need our separate spaces from time to time, we also don’t light a candle just because we eat dinner or something if you get what I mean.“

”Yeah and we have a spot in Monaco where we like to go when we need to relax, it’s up in the hills where you can see the whole city, I found it when I was on a morning run“, with that Lando put his hand on your thigh and slowly caressed it.

”So we went there in evening, it was beautiful weather, and we just settled on a blanket like we always do. Enjoy the peace and all that. I just wanted to relax a bit and he suddenly started to talk about how much he loves me and how happy he is that we found each other, and I just was like ’ Please stop, I want to hear the birds chirping to relax‘ but he continued and I started joking on ’how much of a simp he is telling me that’ he did ask me to ’shut up‘ at one point. So when he told me to get up, I was not having it. I just settled on the ground, and then I had to get up again, the audacity of this men guys. But no I’m kidding, when I got up he went down on one knee and boom“, after the boom you showed your hand with the ring to the camera.

”It’s beautiful, isn’t it? Exactly how I imagined it to be. But before anyone comments stuff like ’ How did you not get it when he started his speech‘, I had a suspicion but I didn’t think it would happen that day. And he tells me often how he feels about me and us, call him Simp but it’s really cute. So it was nothing new, him talking about it.“

”So when’s the wedding?“, the cameraman asked.

”We haven’t planned anything yet. With Lando’s busy schedule, it’s hard to plan a date when everyone is free. But we take our time with this, we don’t have to get married tomorrow.“

Just after you ended your sentence, your laptop started ringing, indicating that a FaceTime call was coming. You accepted it and you both were met with your architect.

”Alright“, Lando clapped his hands, ”we finished our call and normally we like to go on a walk or something like that during the afternoon. Let’s go then.“

Lando and you walked hand in hand through the streets of Monaco, being stopped by fans every few meters, but that’s the price you pay. The cameraman filmed a lot of beauty shots of Lando and you, you were super excited for when you would see the whole video.

After a walk through beautiful Monaco, you settled in a restaurant.

”Sometimes we are too lazy to cook anything and we go out to eat. This is our favorite restaurant. I try to choose something healthy from the menu, but it’s the summer break, so I get to treat myself a little. I‘m gonna go for some chicken with fries and a salad, so I can send Jon a picture of how healthy I eat.“

”And I‘m going to take number thirty nine, it’s my favorite. I always get it.“

After lunch was served, and you guys ate it was late in the afternoon.

”It’s almost 6:00 pm now and we have almost nothing left in our fridge, so we have to go food shopping.“

You guys went into the store and Lando pushed the cart, often enough putting all his weight on it and sliding through the aisles.

”We‘re going on our holiday trip in like four days, so we don’t need as much as we usually do.“

Putting in the cart normal things like fruits and vegetables, some bread, things to put on top of the bread, and some drinks.

Lando sneaked a kinder chocolate bar into the cart, looking guilty at the camera while whispering to the microphone: ”If your Jon, I‘m sorry.“

You picked a yogurt for yourself and one for Lando to enjoy during the evening. As well as some toilet paper, some kitchen rolls, and choosing a new surface cleaner.

You went to the cashier and put everything into a shopping bag you always carried around in your purse, as Lando paid with your shared card.

Walking back home, Lando carried the bag in his left hand while holding your hand with his right. Talking with you about the most random things. The walk wasn’t long, just fifteen minutes so you enjoyed the view, walking through the old streets of Monaco was one of your favorite things to do here, just looking at the architecture was beautiful. It also amazed you every time how luxurious this city is, so many luxury stores were next to each other, Louis Vuitton, Gucci, Prada, you could go on and on.

When you arrived home, you put all of your groceries away, while Lando started to unload the dishwasher you loaded this morning. Putting the plates in their place in the cupboard as well as the glasses and sorting the cutlery in the drawer.

Afterward, Lando went streaming. The camera follows your every step.

”Lando is now streaming and I like to make him a snack that he can eat while gaming. We bought some fresh fruit earlier, as you saw, and I’m just gonna cut him an apple and some watermelon. He‘s like a little kid, I swear.“

After doing so, you went to his gaming room, knocking on the door so he would hear you through his headphones. You heard a loud: ”Chat wait, Y/N knocked on the door.“

He opened it and you were met with your gorgeous boyfriend, wearing his big headphones and looking cuddly as ever.

”I cut you some fruit up.“

”You’re the best girlfriend ever“, you laughed at the statement.

You both went to his PC and he sat down with you on his lap. He took the fruit plate and showed it to the camera that was attached to his desktop.

”Look chat, Y/N made me some fruit. She gets the girlfriend of the month award!“

Looking at the chat, he realized his mistake.

”I mean fiancé, not girlfriend, you’re right chat. She’s not my girlfriend anymore.“

He smiled up at you while you turned your head around to see him, pressing a kiss on his lips.

You turned around again and read the chat.

”That’s Vogue behind us, Chat. They‘re following us throughout the day. Stay tuned it’s coming up next week. No, we‘re not filming porn, what the fuck? You‘re Chat is weird Lan.“

”I know, I know.“

”Anyway, Imma get going, I have a meeting about my tour now.“

You stood up, but not before you waved at the camera and said your goodbyes. Ruffling through his curls and pressed a kiss on top of his head, while he slapped you on your right ass cheek for everyone to see. You gasped and let out a loud: ”Lando!“, before leaving the room and closing the door again.

”Alright I just have to put our laundry in our washing machine so it can wash it. It should be ready before we go to bed, so I can put it in our dryer.“

Collecting the laundry and the dirty towels, you went into the utility room. Putting everything into the washing machine, you started the fast program and left to go into the kitchen again.

”I have a quick meeting about my tour now. I‘m going on tour in three months and it’s more planning than some would think. Right now we‘re discussing about the final visuals I want to have behind me while performing. But I‘m not showing you anything from it, it’s going to be a surprise and you should see it for the first time when you come to see me“, you winked at the camera. ”I‘ll see y‘all later!“

Finishing your meeting after an hour, you went into Lando‘s streaming room again, sitting on his lap.

”Alright Chat, this is it for today, we‘ll go and enjoy the rest of our evening and so should you.“

You both waved to the camera and you saw the goodbyes rolling in, Lando ended the stream and you went into the kitchen to prepare some dinner.

”When we already ate some actual food, we‘ll just eat some bread or bread rolls or whatever. We bought some fresh ones today while shopping, so we‘re eating that tonight. I‘m going to cut some cucumber and healthy stuff to eat with it“, you said and prepared the dinner table. Putting out the cucumber, peppers, and cherry tomatoes as well as the bread rolls and toppings for them. The cameraman shot some beauty shots of the table and then you sat around it and ate your dinner.

When you finished eating, Lando passed you the dirty dishes while you loaded them into the dishwasher, you always did this, he passed you the dishes and you loaded the washer. It became your routine and you loved how you had your routines, it was like a married couple. It showed that you worked together and how you helped the other, whatever you did.

Five years was a long time, you basically became an adult together, and you grew into the person you now are, and only because you had the other one to help.

Sitting down on your couch, you sat closely next to each other, Lando putting his hand on your thigh.

”After dinner, we just like to watch movies, watch our series, play video games, play board games whatever. Every night is different. I don’t know what we‘ll do today. Lan, what do you think?“

”Uhm, I kind of want to play Mario Kart. Are you okay with that?“

”I would love that actually.“

One of the things that Lando and you also had in common, was the love for Mario Kart. I mean everyone loved it, but Lando and you had an unhealthy obsession with it. At least that is what your friends say. You could play the game for hours, only stopping when one of the others got too aggressive. Lando had smashed multiple controllers because of it. You yelled at him for throwing blue shells or sending red shells your way whenever you were first. You hit him multiple times on wherever you could reach when he played unfair.

”But only if you play fair“, you told him. He sat up straight and looked at you with an unamused look.

”Me playing fair? What’s with you? You always distract me with ways I can’t name here, who plays unfair now?“

That was true. When things went bad you only had one strategy and it was: Distracting.

You kissed his neck, you loved his neck and so you left little kisses on them, biting playfully into it, knowing that that was one of Lando’s weaknesses. Tracing your tongue from his ear to his T-shirt collar, and then blowing air on it. Leaving him shivering with the sensation. And if that didn’t make him distracted and driving into a wall, you would do things he could never say no to.

Touching his bulge, and staring at his face. And if he was that into the game, not acting up on your touching, ignoring you to get the win, there was only one last solution.

Getting. On. Your. Knees.

You would throw away your controller and sink in front of the sofa and tug on his pants until his member was freed. Then doing unholy things to him that would definitely make him forget about the game. Mostly he would return the favor, the game long forgotten, and spending what felt like hours on making the other feel better. Sometimes he would groan and blame you afterwards, that he lost but when you reminded him what happened minutes earlier he would grin and then make some cocky remark.

But that wouldn’t happen today. Not when the camera or another human was in the room.

So you just scoffed at the camera and rolled your eyes.

He chose Koopa Troopa, his favorite, and you chose your favorite character, selecting a kart, that would make you the fastest.

”One hundred ccm? Or one hundred and fifty?“

”Let’s do one hundred and fifty, I‘m up for a challenge.“

”Uhhhhh baby, you have no idea what’s coming“, Lando yelled.

So you started with the Mario Circuit, Lando won, but only because he threw a red shell your way in the last corner, getting you right before the finish line, which he crossed with a loud giggle and pushed your shoulder to mock you.

Next up was Toad Harbour, Lando‘s favorite track, he knew it like the back of his hand and aced it, of course. You tried to sabotage him by tickling his sides but that didn’t work.

The third was Sunshine Airport, you won. Flying through the corners like a bird, drifting your way around the track.

The last one was Rainbow Road. You both groaned when the random setting chose this track.

”Whoever wins, is the winner. Rainbow Road is only a track for professionals“, Lando suggested.

You nodded and prepared yourself for the screaming that was about to happen.

Looking at the cameraman, hoping he wasn’t too disturbed by you and Lando competing in the game, knowing how competitive you both could get.

The race started and you fell down in the first corner, being pushed off by some character, you yelled at the screen. Otherwise, you made it through the first two rounds safely. On the third lap, you were in second, and Lando in first, you drove through a question block and you got a red shell. Sending it his way he screamed at you.

”Stop with this bullshit Y/N.“

You giggled and he did a backflip on the track after it hit him. Now you being in first place your heart started beating faster, now or never. You already saw the finish line but then suddenly a bomb appeared in front of you, fully driving into it. You just heard a scream from Lando, you looked at his screen and you saw that he also drove into it. And before you knew it Baby Rosalina won the game.

”NO THIS CAN NOT BE IT, FUCKING BABY ROSALINA WON THE GAME NO!“

Lando going into full rage mode and screaming at the TV while throwing the Controller next to him and crossing his arms before his chest.

”I have enough of this stupid game, I wanna watch something on Netflix.“

You looked at the camera. ”That is something that happens whenever he loses. I‘m not that much better, to be honest.“

With that, you opened Netflix and you cuddled up to him, choosing the series you started two days ago.

The cameraman filmed some beauty shots of you cuddling and then went around the flat filming beauty shots of the apartment, you were curious on how the video would turn out.

Suddenly you sat up and Lando looked at you with a big question mark on his face.

”What happened?“

”Our laundry!“

”I thought something happened, god damn Y/N.“

The camera followed you to the utility room, filming you taking out the laundry, putting it into the dryer, and starting the dryer.

”It’s late and I need to do my nightly skincare routine, it’s not as big as the morning routine but I do some things to get ready for bed.“

You went into the bathroom and explained your next steps.

”First I start with removing my makeup. I remove it with this“, you showed your favorite product into the camera, ”I just love it. I apply it and it practically melts my makeup off. Next, I use this cleanser to make sure I am fully clean in the face and then I just use a night cream or an oil to give my skin the moisture it needs. And now is when Lando normally joins me for brushing our tee-.“

And before you could end the sentence, Lando walked into the bathroom settling behind his sink just like this morning. He took his toothbrush and squeezed some toothpaste on it while repeating the same on your toothbrush. Putting it in your mouth, you both started to brush your teeth. Instead of pushing the other, you leaned your head against his arm, slowly feeling the tiredness overtaking your body, sometimes doing nothing all day can be more tiring than having a big schedule. So you spit out the foam, rinsed your mouth and Lando did the same, washing his face after. You both went into the bedroom and put your Pyjamas on for the night, well, you again put on some random shorts and a T-shirt from Lando and he put on shorts as well.

Settling in bed, Lando turned on the TV.

”We normally just watch some YouTube videos until we almost fall asleep, we‘ll watch whatever pops up, mostly some sidemen videos. But now is the time where you’re gonna leave us, thank you so much Vogue for following us throughout the day and I hope you all enjoyed the video.“

You started waving toward the camera and Lando screamed out a: ”Peace!“

The cameraman ended the recording and you got out of bed. Thanking him for following you both through this day and accompanying him to the door, saying your final goodbyes, and wishing him a good night.

When you returned, Lando sat on your bed with his arms wide open, ready for a cuddle. So you took the spot and looked at the new MoreSidemen video that just came out, ending the night with the love of your life.

[bluewhitehues]

I hate you not ♡

Choi Seungchol × f. reader

|Arranged marriage/ forced marriage |

Genre: Angst,fluff,sort of enemies to lovers.

Summary:Married against their will, seungcheol and y/n end up hating each other.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Masterlist

After your shower, you wear your sweatshirt and shorts and go out towards the dining table where he's waiting for you. He was standing there leaning back on the counter. He comes forward when he sees you,giving you a little smile. He comes forward to pull the chair for you..you stop in your track looking at his smile cause this is the first time he's smiling at you.

"You're scaring me seungcheol." You say with eyes wide and round.

"Huh? Why? Because I pulled the chair for you?" He asks raising his eyebrows.

"That too but because you just smiled" you say looking & blinking up at him, eyes still round in surprise.

He narrows his eyes at you,"You are not gonna stop teasing me, are you?" He asks you notice his ears turning Red.

"I was dead serious, i got chills. You've never smiled at me ,last time I saw you smile was at the wedding,when you were forcefully smiling at the guests" You say finally sitting down.

He moves to arrange the dishes infront of you serving you, "Well yeah ..but I'm a human, I do smile ...I don't mean to scare you but you'll see it more often from now on " He says smiling again.

"Did you add anything in the food ?" You're half teasing him now but you're also half serious. You watch his eyes go comically wide "Oh my god, nooo ..why would you-" He shakes his head ,grabbing the chopsticks taking the food from each bowls and tasting it "see-" "nothings in there you can eat it." He says sitting down on his chair infront of you. You're trying to stifle your smile "okay okay sorry"

Well technically it isn't your fault. It's a very reasonable doubt. First he smiled at you, now he's giving you food to eat.

The idea of him being nice to you was too far fetched but him wanting to get rid of you, may be murder you, seems kind of right. Because let's be honest, he has always looked like he has a stick up his ass and whenever he talked it was venom. So your doubt is kind of reasonable.

There's spaghetti, spicy noodles, rice and chicken.

"What food do you like? "He asks you, trying to be casual "I wasn't sure so I just- got this" He says gesturing towards the food.

"This is fine I like rice in my meals , I like chicken too, seafood too, what about you ?" You ask back, glancing at him while eating the spaghetti.

"I like pretty much everything I love food..meat, rice, ramyeon everything.."

He says chewing on his food.

He initiates most of the conversations, it was quite awkward because you were not used to this.

"I always wanted to ask this but..did you have any girlfriend when our marriage was fixed? " You ask wiping your mouth with the napkin, looking at him for the answer.

"No I didn't..though I did think about bringing a fake one so I could break our marriage.."his lips twitch .."but I knew it wouldn't work, my father knows too much about me." He says shaking his head to the side.

"Ohh..I thought you had one that's why you hated me so much."

"Again I don't hate you..I never did,it's just I, i was angry i still am but I've got it now you shouldn't be the one on the receiving end of it ..i wasn't in the right mindset since our marriage was decided. You would know, you didn't like me too you were angry just as much, we almost didn't talk in the first month of our marriage..we avoided each other like plague" He chuckles.

"Well yeah I was in bad state too..it took so much for me to actually build some courage or even hope to actually talk to you , I didn't think you'd react so badly" You chuckle.."I just thought I'm trying so you'd open up to me too. But you were an asshole about it." You shrug.

"Okay say that as many times as you want until you feel better." He says in all seriousness nodding at you

"Daily..for two months atleast..i think I'll feel so much better" You say nodding back at him.

He closes his eyes with a sigh and opens them again "okay you can totally do that. I'm ok with it"

"Great then! Good night." You say getting up from the chair.

"Uhm ya good night ..sleep well." He says awkwardly smiling at you.

It's been a month since seungcheol is being nice to you. You're not as doubtful of him now. You've seen him, observed him enough to know that may be he really has changed, he really is showing his real side to you now, he has started to open up to you and he is making you feel comfortable around him now. You eat breakfast and dinner together these days ..sometimes he even texts you to ask if he could come and pick you up from the work. You wouldn't say you became friends totally but you're getting there with baby steps.

That weird look you saw in his eyes is still there when he smiles at you awfully softly when you say something funny or when you talk in general. You haven't been able to figure out what it is but you will confront him about it. The butterflies you feel whenever he gives you that smile are another topic you haven't been able to understand..don't you despise him? Why does he have those stupidly attractive and adorable dimples? why would you like his smile? You're weird seriously.

It's his brother's anniversary party today and you are supposed to go together. As a couple.

"Y/n" He knocks at your door "Are you ready?"

"Yeah coming just 2 minutes!!" You shout from inside.

When you come out and he sees you, his breath gets stuck..heart skips a beat or two and he's just standing there looking at you. You were fixing your hair, when you look up at him, he's just standing there like a statue his ears are somewhat red. And you would be lying if you say you didn't blush looking at him standing there all handsome and just staring at you. You never denied it, you know you've got a fine as hell husband.

"Let's go?" You ask him taking him out of his trance.

"Uh? Yes let's go." He says smiling you walk behind him towards the door when he turns around and says "You look good."

"Thank you, you're looking good yourself." You say While avoiding his eyes, hoping he wouldn't notice your natural blush along with the make up.

"Thank you." He says smiling.

You're wearing a sparkly glitter off shoulder gown with a slit on the one side of thigh. Hair long and deep berry coloured lips. Seungcheol is wearing a white button down with black pants.

He opens the car door for you and closes it after you sit.

Few minutes pass,you are on your way. Seungcheol is sitting beside you,you're in his fancy car, and Ofcourse he has his own chauffeur.

Seungcheol sighs glancing at you"I didn't want to go. My parents will be there." He says with a frown.

"It's ok we can come back early may be" you say giving him a reassuring smile.

"Yeah" He nods.

"Also stick closer to me even if you don't want it. So many people will be there, the photos might even get out in the press. I already don't like this." You blow out a breath shaking your head.

"Who said I don't want to stick closer to you ?" He asks raising his eyebrows at you.

"You do?" You ask.

"Aren't you my friend? I'd rather stay with you than have to talk with them." He shrugs.

"When did I agree to be your friend? I clearly remember me saying I'll think about it."

"I- ok then." He says nodding and looking out of the window. He's clearly sulking. His hands crossed over his chest, a pout on his face.

You let out a surprised chuckle,"Wait are you really sulking right now?" You ask trying to look at him.

He huffs,"No I'm not."

"Yeah? Say that while looking at me" You poke his shoulder with your index finger and he shrugs it off. He's still looking out of the window.

"Ok ok I was kidding. We are friends, you've proved it by now." You say smiling and he turns to you.

He narrows his eyes at you,"Thank you. You're so mean."

You raise your eyebrows at him"More than you?"

"No" He says in a small voice "but it was in past. I haven't been mean to you since the last month,have I?"

"No you haven't and I hope you continue that cheol."

His head snaps towards you at the speed of light, "cheol? Wait did you call me cheol?" He asks eyes big and a happy smile on his face.

You get flustered for a second, you didn't realise you said that ..so you say "decide one thing do you or do you not want me to be your friend? Friends call each other by nicknames"

"No no I want you to call me that ,you just took me by surprise." He quickly explains.

You get out of the car and he holds out his hand for you. You look up at him,he smiles softly at you. You fight off the blooming blush on your cheeks and take his hand. He holds you so gently. His hand is so warm,it makes you adjust your hand properly in his and hold it by your fingers. He smiles at you again. Helps you on the stairs.

You go inside the venue and notice there really are so many people.

"Let's just go and wish hyung and his wife first then we can go early." He says in your ear. You nod at him, the blush won't leave your face.

"Hey hyung -Noona Happy Anniversary to you both." Seungcheol says smiling at them and hugging his brother. His brother gets so happy seeing seungcheol, that too he brought you with him. You also wish them.Seungcheol nudges you to hold the gift he has been holding in his hand,so you both could give it to them.

He again holds your hand. Guiding you towards an area where you could sit. Just then his old friends call him, they talk to him..you whisper in his ear,"I'll go sit there or else my heels would kill me" You say pointing at the drink and snacks counter where surpringly are very few people. "Ok stay there I'll be there in 5 minutes" He says nodding. stroking your hand with his thumb before letting it go. You go and sit there and order a mocktail. Cheol wants to go to you, he keeps glancing at you but his friends won't stop talking. Just when he was glancing at you he notices a man standing few feets away from you staring at you, cheol follows his eyes going to your exposed leg and instantly feels his blood boil. He clenched his jaw, excusing himself from his friends. He goes straight to you blocking you from the man's view. Putting one of his hand on the counter and the other behind you on your chair,he's standing so close to you.

"Sorry I took so long didn't I? They won't stop talking" He says looking down at you.

You knew it was him,you smelled his cologne as soon as he was behind you. So you don't get startled. You look up at him when he talks to you. You notice him standing so close to you and raise your eyebrows at him. "Well it's ok"

He ignores your silent question and keeps looking at you, "what are you drinking?" He asks.

"Oh ..just a mocktail, I'm lightweight I can't handle alcohol" You give him a toothy grin looking up at him. And god he finds you adorably adorableeee. How can you be so fine and cute at the same time. He has this urge to pinch your cheeks, so he does,very lightly. Chuckling showing his own teeth on full display. Looking at you with that weird look again. "That's ok, I know a few more you'd like ..wait." Then he shifts his attention from you to the bartender, telling him a few names.

As much as you liked him standing next to you, "Aren't you going to sit down?" You ask him tilting your head.

"Oh yeah" He says pulling a chair close towards you and sits down.

You enjoy the drinks he ordered for you complementing him that it really is good. He smiles at you that stupidly attractive dimple smile.

"You want to get out of here?" He speaks in your ear so you could hear him over the music.

"Home?" You ask him with furrowed eyebrows. He shakes his head smiling at you "you'll know let's go" He says getting up. You get up and nearly trip. He instantly grips you by your elbow. "Hey careful.. you ok?" He asks worried. You notice the hook of your heel is undone,he follows your gaze and instantly gets on his knees to fix it for you. Your eyes nearly bulge out of their sockets. And the butterflies? They are tickling your tummy so bad and may be they are sitting on your cheeks too.

You didnt expect him to do that "Cheol you don't need to-" he cuts you off,getting up.

"It's ok, let's go" He smiles taking your hand in his again. God you're blushing and you notice a few people looking at you two.

Seungcheol sees his parents approaching and speeds up instantly. You sigh when you're out in the open air. "Till when you're not going to talk to them. Your mom looked so sad, you should atleast talk to her."

"I don't know y/n ..They need to understand I'm not a robot who's supposed to follow their orders. I've feelings too."

"Sorry I didn't mean to upset you"

"You didn't"

He takes you to a place where it's so peaceful, you can hear the crickets chirping, you hear the water flowing and the best part is the night sky filled with infinite stars. "Woah" you look up in awe. swirling yourself to capture the whole sky in your eyes.

"You like it?"

"Like? Cheol I love it" You say laughing and he thinks the stars you're holding in your eyes right now are even more precious and beautiful than the actual ones.

"I'm glad you love it".. "You're about to love it even more." He says giving you a mischievous smile.

You look at him confused your brows furrowed. He goes to the car taking a white bag from it and bringing it to you.

"When did you even get this?" You look at him eyes wide when he takes out the yummiest looking fried chicken and burgers. "I told hanbin to buy it" He says gesturing towards the car where the said chauffeur hanbin is.

You eat it while sitting on the bench.

You giggle looking at him "what?" He asks cheeks filled with the burger he's eating.

"You look like a four year old baby eating. Look you've got sauce and crumbs all over your lips." You say still giggling.

"Just say I look cute and go." He says narrowing his eyes at you. And he really does look so cute you almost coo.

"And you're no one to talk you've got sauce on your lips too" He says grabbing a tissue and wiping it gently on the side of your lips. You pause eating. Why's he doing this to you?? first he held your hands, then he fixed your heels, he brought you at such a beautiful place and now this. And how can you forget he brought his jacket from the car because he noticed you getting cold, the butterflies, the heartbeats everything has been a mess for you. And him? He seems so casual about it like it's the most normal thing to do, making you feel like you're only overthinking.

You reach home, and your thoughts won't let you be in peace so you hold his sleeves from behind stopping him. He turns towards you,"hmm?" His thoughts were filled with you too, thinking how you'd now go in your room and he can't be close to you, how tomorrow is too long to see you again.

You can't pull him towards you so you step towards him, tightening your hold on his sleeves. "I've questions for you." You say looking him in the eye. And his eyes go a little wide but he's quick to mask it. "Okay..go ahead."

"Why do you look at me like that?"

"Huh?"

"You have been looking at me like that alot these days..are you hiding something from me? " You ask him further.

In one swift motion he removes your hand from his sleeves and envelops it in his own.

"Do you still not trust me?"

"I'm not saying that, I'm asking why are you looking at me like that ..the way look at me it changed..you have been acting so weird since last month and i didnt actually buy it completely when you said you started acting nice to me because i didnt eat dinner and breakfast ..i mean come on that doesnt make that much sense ..look at you holding my hand right now, and do you want me to say every little thing you did today?"

"Will you say anything or am I just crazy?"

You notice his cheeks turning Red.

"You're gonna make me say it, Aren't you?" He whispers.

"Make you say what?" Your own voice not above a whisper as he's looking at you like that

He steps closer to you, hand still holding yours. "Promise me you won't get angry at me or won't forget this past month we spent together?." He says worrying his lower lip between his teeth.

You have not seen him this nervous before."Depends on what you're going to say cheol ..but ok I'll try..what is it" You ask tilting your head at him, for some reason you're nervous too. You liked this past month so much,you don't want to ruin your progress.

"I-" He takes a long breath with closed eyes and then again matches your gaze. "What if I told you I actually like you?"

Your heart starts speeding at his words, "That's something I never thought would be an option ..but do you?" You ask tentatively, your eyebrows furrowed.

"I do" He says tightening his hold on your hand. "I like you y/n."

You keep looking up at him, opening and closing your mouth again not knowing what to say, your brain is covered by fog suddenly.

"Please say something..I'm kind of dying here" He says holding your hand as if you'll go away from him any second.

"Since when?" You ask

"From last two months, since I admitted it to myself. But i think i started to like you even before that,unknowingly. " He tells you, his eyes vulnerable.

" Are you right now saying that was you liking me? Really? I don't understand two months back you were far from liking me" You look at him confused.

His cheeks get warmer again with the embarrassment,"I know I'm sorry that was me being an idiot you know me by now..i- I purposely tried to push you away because I didn't want to give my parents the satisfaction that I did end up liking the girl they chose for me against my will." He says squeezing his eyes shut in embarrassment.

"Huh" You huff in disbelief.."Are you saying you made me suffer, let me think of myself as a fool , just because you were in denial and you didn't want to like me?? You idiottt" You say trying to free your hand from his hold and hitting his chest with the other one. "You idiot of a man you idiot" You say hitting him again and again.

"I know..I know I'm sorry ..I'm sorry,just one last time I swear I won't give you any reason to complain again, just one last time ..I'm not an idiot anymore I swear, I'd rather hurt myself than hurt you again ." He doesn't leave your hand(you stop trying after few attempts) and let's you hit him as much as you want, until you stop and your hand drops by your side.

You look up at him with your own vulnerable eyes, they're glossy and seungcheol curses himself all over again.

Your eyes going from his one eye to another and then you're lurching forward to hug him.. You bury yourself in his neck/shoulder, hands looping around his waist, clutching his shirt in a tight hold. You close your eyes, trying to calm yourself and just dissolve in his arms. On the other hand he thinks his heart stopped beating for a second when you hugged him because he didn't expect that, he thought you'll be mad at him again. But soon he holds you to himself again pulling you closer. Burying his face in your hair, taking a deep breath,finally letting out a sigh. He feels like he'll cry any second. He has never felt such intense emotions for anyone before. You do something to him which he can't quite explain. "I'm sorry." He says in a quite whisper,as if it'll break your bubble if he even let's out a loud breath.

You notice the crack in his voice and say,"shut up ..I hate you." Your own voice a whisper too as you breath in his scent,clutching the fiber of his shirt even more tightly.

"Mhm It's ok..I'll take that too" He says smiling to himself. Pressing his lips on your hair,kissing there a few times.

It's like both of you don't want let each other go because you just keep standing there hugging each other.

You think it's been 10 minutes.

"I like this but my feet are starting to hurt." You mumble in his shoulder. He opens his eyes to look down at you, you pull back to look at him too.

"Oh ..you're still wearing your heels." He says looking down, you both are blushing, your cheeks tell it all.

"Sit here" He says, guiding you to the couch with your hand.

He gets down on his knees for the second time today. Carefully taking your leg on his knee and undoing the hooks of your heels one by one..his soft light touch sends goosebumps on your skin. "Oh..you're whipped for me ..Mr. Choi, who would've thought" You say with a teasing smile. Inside you're a blushing mess but you won't leave a chance to tease him.

"And if I am?" He says raising one of his eyebrow and he's smirking Ofcourse. Oh you're gone..cause there is no reason to find this so hot as you're finding it right now. And that brat doesn't stop at that, he squeezes your ankle in his hand pulling it towards himself. You shiver at his touch, and try to fight off the blush on your cheeks but fail so badly, so you just look away from him, avoiding his eyes. He smirks even more then let's out a chuckle.

He removes the other heel too. "You won't answer me?" He asks Standing up. "No" You reply. He chuckles again saying "ok tomato." "Wha-?What kind of a nickname is that?" You say looking up at him with a huff. "Because you look like one right now" He says poking your cheek with his index finger. Dimples blooming fully on his cheeks. "Yeah? Should've looked at yourself a few minutes ago" You say huffing, standing up. Brushing past him,he instantly catches your hand, "let me walk you to your room you're limping ..are you sure you're ok? Does it hurt bad?" He asks looking down at you worriedly. "It's ok it'll go away..just the side effect of wearing pretty heels." You say pouting at your feet.

"I can totally massage them ..or pick you up if you want." He says. You turn to him narrowing your eyes at him. "Just saying" He shrugs trying to stifle his smile. When you turn again going to turn the nob of your door. He pulls you a little making you look at him. "Are you going to come out again after changing? We could talk.." He says nibbling his lip. He just doesn't want to let you go. "Talk about what?" You ask softly, raising your brows at him. "Just..anything" He shrugs. "Ok I'll see." You say ..he let's you go with a sigh then whispering an "ok".

And you're no different you don't want to go as well. So you turn around calling him, "Seungcheol" This time you're the one catching his hand. "Hmm?" He turns around and you go forward, pulling his hand keeping it on your waist and holding both of his cheeks in your hands.. you stand up on your toes and press your lips on his. His eyes go wide, but he's quick to hold you. After a second of glitching he quickly holds your jaw with other hand and turns his head to the side to kiss you better. He walks you backward slowly,pressing you on the door. Your noses bumping with each other. He's kissing you so gently yet so intensely and you're trying to return it as much as possible. You pull back to catch your breaths.

"Guess you're whipped for me too Huh?" He says exhaling above your lips, wiping his thumb over your lower lip.."And if I am?" You say with a smirk repeating what he had said. You watch his eyes go from wide and round to dark and dangerous in a second before he groans and presses his lips on yours again, more harshly this time. "Mhm" You let out and press yourself further in his arms looping your hands in his neck, and his hair pulling and caressing the hair on his nape.

"A-are you- trying to kill me baby?" He asks in between the kiss,pulling back so you could hear him. "Shit - don't- call me that" You say between the sharp exhales to catch your breath. "Youh-you don't like it? " he asks furrowing his eyebrows, removing the hair strands from your face with his fingers and putting them behind your ear.

"Nah..I like it too much.. that's the problem." You say your eyes going from his eyes to his lips. He smiles, again those damn dimples. He chuckles and presses his lips on yours gently, you feel it tickle your lips. "Thank you for telling me that ..baby" He says,talking over your lips. You feel his smile growing. And looking at him that happy and smiley, you laugh too..pressing your giggles to his lips. "I'm not letting you go now..it's all your fault" He says pulling you to himself again kissing you properly.

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A/N: so here's the part 2 ..sorry for being late but look it's so long and my hands just kept going 😭😭 they still want me to write more ..if you want that too then reblog/ comment. AND HOW IS IT PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME.❤️

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Hey babes! First of all, let me just say that I ADORE your writing <3333 I can tell you have a lot of passion for what you do!

If it’s alright with you, I’d like to request a Blitzø x fem! reader story. Preferably how he navigates a shy, sweet imp. I was thinking that they could have been childhood friends or something like that. Whatever you decide to do I’ll read (and love) it <3333

Thank you so much!!

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Blitzo x fem! imp reader | navigate

The sound of your breath in a humid environment was all you could really focus on. Or, more so, trying to control it.

Blitzo insisted taking you on some stupid 'adventure', —if thats what he called it— and of course, it turned into a mission.

Why the hell wouldn't it! You didn't expect much less from him.

You particularly didn't care much for his mission work. Sure, okay, it seemed kinda cool sometimes- - but the,, almost double-dying part, was intimidating as fuck.

Keeping all your limbs attached to your body was really your biggest goal living down in Hell. It was easy enough to end up getting stabbed, maybe break a horn or two, or even end up in a shitty situation with some demon lords that rule rings trying to chase you down. Especially as an imp!

Maybe it was because you actually valued your death-life, and Blitz,, .. just didnt? But, regardless, you didn't wanna be here, doing this today.

A heavy hand rests on your shoulder abruptly, causing a small flinch to react from your figure.

Blitz leans in close, a crazy little smirky smile on his face. If the space between you got any smaller, you thought your oxygen levels would've been completely cut.

He managed to drag you into some hide out, a gun in his hand, army crawl position beside you in a long vent you two crawled inside of together. Shoulders harshly bumping against each other's to prover just how little space there actually was inside.

It was hot in here, and he was hotter, which only added to the uneasiness you felt in your chest.

"Don't tell me you're bitchin' out on me, y/n." He whispers to you, eyes focusing on your nerves. Blitz knew you better than just about anyone. And to be fair, he should. You two have been friends since childhood, so nothing goes unseen around him.

Your frown lightens, vision trailing to look back at him. "Nooo? I'm totally fine," you flash a cheesy smile back.

Blitzo's eyes roll, "Yea- ok, I'm teaching you combat, whether you like it or not, bitch. If youre gonna be working with us, you can't just sit around at the desk looking all cute and shit, everyday." He reminds you, "I need you to learn how to be more assertive!"

He thought you were cute? Ayee, score for you.

Your lips curl into a smirk over at him.

"As cute as I am, I can still be assertive." Now it was your turn to remind him.

It didnt look like he believed that statement. Actually, you knew he didnt.

"What happens when some dick fucker tries being an asshole to you? Pulls out a gun? One day I'm not gonna be able to get there quick enough to save your sorry ass." He frowns, some annoyance clear in his tone.

Your eyes widen, and your lips sound a gasp as you face him. "Oh my god- - is that the sound of you caring about someone other than yourself~?" You tease sarcastically, eyelids lowering casually again. Blitz turns away with a scoff.

"I didn't know that was even possible," you add onto the teasing, obviously getting some sort of rise out of him.

"Listen!" He narrows his vision. "Oka- you know damn well that I—"

His words get cut off. The sound of a door opening, and footsteps entering the room catch both of your attentions. You flinch when the door slams shut behind the figure. It was a short demon. Big horns, and an even bigger snout. He sort of looked like a dead pig. You cringe.

"Oh, fuck." Blitz smirks, raising up his gun. "This is too easy. You comin' or what?" His shoulder nudges yours. You give a dull look in reply. "Do I have a choice?"

"No, you don't." He smirks over his shoulder at you.

You follow close behind his army crawl towards the end of the vent. It wasn't far away at all, just totally felt uncomfortable being on your hands and knees in such a small space for so long.

Blitz quickly kicks out the vent door, and jumps down to the floor with his gun tightly in hand. Your eyes watch his figure as he lands perfectly in the room, alerting the demon who was on Blitz' kill list.

Damn.

It was kind of crazy how good his combat is. You know he has a lot of practice- - which does make you slightly worry from time to time about just how much trouble this job really gets him into. (And how much more it'll get you into if he continues to drag you along for the ride.)

With a small push, you slip yourself out of the vent, and land on two feet with a practiced swiftness. You've gotten enough rehearsal time to do small, crafty things, but you weren't perfect- - nothing like how Blitz was, anyway.

But at least you still looked good doing it.

The listed demon looks quickly between the both of you, Blitz ready with a crazed grin on his face while holding the gun, and you, with your knife strapped to your side, looking nothing as intimidating.

"Y/N! Grab him!" Blitz commands from you.

You hesitate for a second, "Blitz, do we really hav—"

"Cmon!" Blitz tosses his head back and groans, quickly rebounding and aiming the gun to the guys head before he got any bright ideas. "Lets dance, bitch!"

The demon, though all three of you were trapped in a very small room, does his absolute best to dodge each and every bullet. For a porky lookin dude, he was quick on his hooves. He managed to miss most if not all, bullets aimed his way.

You lunge forward, and tackle him to the ground like a tiger pouncing its prey. Blitz cheers you on, fist pumped up in the air as he watches with excitement down at you. "Thats what im talkin about, y/n! Now tie his ass up, we gotta use him as bait for the rest of them."

"The rest of them?" You glare in question.

His hand tosses you down a rope, which you had no idea where he kept it hidden all this time, but look up to Blitz anyway, as you struggled a little, straddling to keep the demon down beneath you.

Your hands desperately grab the rope, and you begin tying. Blitz insisted no helping, as this was his way of teaching you proper ways to hustle- - but you'd gladly accept it if he offered any.

First, you wrap up the struggling mans hands, then, you move down to his kicking feet. He managed to give your shoulder a good hit with his foot, but that only resulted in Blitz raising his own foot, and forcefully bringing the tip of his boot into the guys side. The demon lets out a groan.

"Damn, what the hell, asshole." You glare down at the demon who only glares back up at you through his groans. Your hands take the bandana from around his neck, and retie it around his mouth to prevent any sounds coming out of him.

"Great, now lets get the fuck out of here!" Blitz grins, picking up the hostage and throwing him over his shoulder with a small struggle. You follow along close behind, eyes checking both sides of you with some slight paranoia. It already came to the point in the day where you were very much over this job. Why the fuck couldn't you guys have just stayed in the circus business?

"Y/N! Take out those assholes up on the catwalks!" Blitz points to a few more demons that were going to be next on your list for the day.

While the two of you ran for the far exit, your eyes follow up to where Blitz was looking.

You spot them. "Got it!" Your voice beams, and pulling out your gun, you aim for the straps that kept the walk attached to the ceiling. One shot, you took the one side of the catwalks down, which results in the demons falling and tumbling down to the floor of the warehouse.

"Fuck yeah!" Blitz laughs as he uses the tied hostage as a punching bag for other demons that try to stop the two of you. He swings the hostage demon around, using him as his own personal weapon, causing some slight laughter out of you, to which both you and blitz were surprised about.

The demons you caused to fall, start charging your way. With a quick thought, you take out the knife strapped to your side, and get ready to use it. Blitz grins over at you. "Remember to aim for the neck!" He calls out from ahead of you.

Your smile brightens at the teamwork you both have. "Thanks!"

A hand reaches for you, but with a stealthy slide to the side, you duck under the arms and push the torso of a demon down to the ground.

This was getting . . oddly easy.

You hop over the demon on the floor, and smile brightly over at Blitz.

With you catching up to his side, your lips stretch into a grin as you open the door to the warehouse for him. “Did you see?” Your question was almost eager sounding. Breaking out of the shyness of the situation, you’ve actually gained a bit more combat knowledge.

Blitz grins over at you, throwing the hostage to the ground as the both of you make it out, and find a safer area to catch your breaths.

“Hell yeah bitch!” Blitz looked so happy, giddy, even. It was so freaking cute.

“I knew teaching you my way would pay off.” He crosses his arms, a soft smirk on his face.

Your face flushed lightly, the shyness beginning to take over just a bit. Your shoulders shrug upward, and the smile on your face was light. “Thanks,”

“I’m proud of you.” Blitz’s voice is quieter than his usual loud and obnoxious form, but you still catch it. Your eyes widen a bit, and staring at him in a small shock is all you could do for a second. “Really?”

Blitz looks flustered, so you decide to let any teasing go. It wasn’t often he would give real compliments. Even if he did know you long enough, to.

“Of course, fuck face.” He replies, rolling his eyes with a smile still stuck to his face.

You bump his shoulder, grinning just a little harder than before. “Learned from the best.”

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really sorry its not my best work,, just allot goin on in life rn but I still hope you liked it anyway ! <3

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

s2 episode 5 thoughts

boy. where this episode started out and where this episode ended were two VASTLY different spaces. come along while i undergo this journey.

the first thing we see is a dog! a doggy! it's a border collie, and it looks like it could be the same one we see in s1 episode 8- maybe dog actors are in short supply! but border collies are famously very smart and to me the cutest of all dogs, so i was pleased to see a friendly face <3

and then things escalated. aliens arrived to fetch the dog's owner.

thankfully they left the dog alone- perhaps they saw the threatening "ALIENS, STAY AWAY FROM THAT DOG" i had written in my notes- but whatever they are inflicting upon this gentleman seems. unpleasant.

(the aliens are obviously terrifying but they're always shown vaguely wiggling in some cold white light and it does make me laugh. ohhhh here they come. the wigglers)

so in the morning our gentleman- duane- was taken to a correctional facility and he hasn't been taking his meds... and then he hurts his doctor! they always find the kindest looking people to play doctors on this show and then make them suffer

THE NEXT THING WE SEE IS: a pool? the pool scene i wrote about seeing a while ago in my last post! the one where mulder emerges mostly naked from his exercise to face this new guy who looks like he covers his beer stench with a designer cologne!

i rewound to see whose pool it was mulder was swimming in but gained no clues. would be sick if the FBI had an in house pool.

breaking news: this SOAKING WET MAN is called to a HOSTAGE SITUATION!

(i do find it endearing that he swims recreationally <3)

next thing i wrote was "alex is pissing me off" and i don't even remember what he did but i stand by it

so mulder is at the scene, duane has four hostages, and claims to be abducted by aliens. now to mulder it makes perfect sense to ask about his abduction experience, and he's trying to do his homework and follow the rules for hostage negotiation, but duane knows all the tricks because he's former FBI which they DID NOT TELL MULDER!

he walks up to the head of the hostage situation and very angrily asks if she knows about how aliens will take your brains out and fuck with your ovaries and she tries not to laugh at him. mulder tell me what they do to ovaries i'll listen. i'll take notes.

and then alex is trying to be all sickly sweet puppy dog boy and asks if he can do anything to help. so the head of the hostage situation tells him to get her a coffee. HA! POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH.

cutscene to SCULLY CAM!!!! <3 she's gonna sleuth for his medical records

ohhh the power went out and duane started blasting. he shot someone so they're gonna send mulder and another guy in (an excuse for mulder to wear a paramedic uniform.......)

mulder's like nooo i won't tell him i believe in aliens (<- said by a man who is lying)

and off to the races, can you imagine it, he does JUST that, says he believes duane and trades himself for the guy who was shot... he says it happened to his sister OHHHHHHH sister mention

he's got the guy monologuing about his tortures from the aliens and honestly, these aliens are bitches. there is NO reason to do all of this. drilling holes in his teeth??? that's fucked

alex is on the phone with scully who is freaking tf out because duane is lying about who he says he is... when he tells her he traded himself for the injured hostage she says "WHAT!" so loudly and is filled with intense urgency

! MULDER LORE REVEAL ! his sister was 8 when they took her

(for some reason i thought she was 10 when it happened, but the larger age gap between them explains a lot in terms of his instinctive level of Protectiveness towards all creatures big and small)

this next part had me GAGGED: SCULLY FLEW IN FROM WASHINGTON!!!! she is AT THE SCENE and she is YELLING at someone who isn't listening to her

alex made a VERY FATAL mistake in telling her to "calm down" while mulder is a HOSTAGE and she RIGHTFULLY told him off (and frankly she could have kept going and i wouldn't have complained) but she's a woman who gets things done so she finds someone who will actually listen to her

she says he has a very unique case of being shot in a specific part of the brain which happened to another guy before and then that guy became a pathological liar so she is basically saying "duane is the nastiest skank bitch i have ever met do NOT trust him"

so back to the scene. duane is saying the government is there while the aliens do all this. which i have no idea how to interpret so i'm just storing it here for later use.

SCULLY CAN HEAR HIM! she's on his secret wire mic and talking to him. duane can hear her a little bit but is going on about "the mountains"... it was at this point, with scully talking in mulder's ear, that everything was so tense i had a brief moment where i remembered that this is actually a tv show i'm watching in my free time and not an actual life or death thing

mulder convinces duane to let the women go and the younger one says she believes him which had to be impactful i'd think

but the snipers are closing in!!! mulder sees the line of fire on him and calls him over to get him out of the way so he won't get shot....

he asks duane if she was lying to distract him and now he's VERY VERY VERY ANGRY and he tries to calm him back down and say hey... you forgot to lock the door.... please go lock the door...

and he goes over to the door and bam. duane's shot.

we see scully and mulder watch as he's loaded into the ambulance and mulder looks deeply conflicted and once again has his sad wet eyes on because he still believes duane was telling the truth. scully tells mulder he did the right thing in getting him to go to the door, because we all know by now that mulder has a complicated set of feelings towards any loss of life.

"whatever you're feeling, you did the right thing" <- augh. scully loves him so much. oh to love anyone how truly and deeply scully loves this man

(shhhh i'm not getting into what kind of love it is. i don't know and whatever your answer for its flavor is, you cannot deny that she loves him. that she tries to find the exact words he wants to hear to soothe that internal Guilt he wears like a heavy jacket.)

later he smiles when the lead hostage negotiator calls him to thank him because he broke all of her rules and thought he was going to get yelled at LMAOOO that lil smile was very sweet

and he goes to see duane but the REAL reason she called him in was to tell him about the metal they extracted from duane's body... the doctors claim that the stuff in his teeth could not have been made from any current technology... alien life confirmed??

((i thought the episode would end here on a little cliffhanger that never gets resolved but boy. i was off))

no, instead of an episode's conclusion, we see mulder bring the metal pieces to scully, who once again has the most beautiful freckles in the world, and she says she'll take it down to be analyzed.

mulder leaves the room without saying a word which i thought to be cold in the moment and now that i'm typing this knowing what happens next i might actually cry.

she goes to the store and she's buying some stuff... we see kodak film in the background... sigh instant cameras i love you and your work... but she buys $11 of groceries and then sneaks the metal chip across the barcode reader and it makes the whole thing break down!!!!

the poor cashier is freaking out because the machine is going wild and she looks at scully like "did you touch it?" and she says no and awkwardly leaves LMAOOOOOOO i was howling because girl idk wtf i would have done in that situtation either

duane wakes up to more aliens and rips all his medical stuff off and runs like he didn't get shot very recently and he's on the prowl for something

scully's back at her place, calling mulder, telling him about how the barcode scanned, and she's really worked up about the whole thing, when she hears a rustle, but it's just a thunderstorm...

but she goes to the window and DUANE IS THERE!!! a look of horror passes over her face, and we hear her through mulder's answering machine, screaming for help while he takes her

(everything happened SO quickly, it transpired in my notes like this: WHAT!!! he's outside her window WHAT THE FUCK TO BE CONTINUED??)

yes. we get a "TO BE CONTINUED" on the outtro scene.

i sat there, baffled for a few moments, trying to process what i just saw.

but then i thought i noticed something else: her place looked different than it did in s1. at least, i thought it did- we didn't see it much, but perhaps she got fed up with folks showing up like eugene tooms did in s1 and bought a nicer space. i thought the old space was cute though, and maybe it really is the same space but from a different angle, but then i thought about how it looked like mulder's space also changed from s1, so maybe they both moved, or maybe i'm just not good at noticing things, but oh yeah, scully's in virigina now since she's at the academy, so she probably DID move, although i thought the drive from DC to virigina was doable, but maybe not?

none of this changes the fact that scully has been TAKEN.

(i won't lie, i knew this was going to happen at some point, because i read the s2 episode descriptions and saw something about her being "returned", which implies being taken in the first place. but still. it was very abrupt. they had thoroughly lulled me into expecting a vague sort of non-answer of an ending and then switched out the formula at just the right time so i never grew suspicious)

to be continued!!! this is soooo evil, especially because i don't have time to watch the next episode tomorrow. so i'm gonna walk around all day tomorrow at important work events thinking about what horrors scully must be enduring and get NO conclusion as to what they might be. duane i have fists and you are not real and i am small but i am unafraid to bludgeon you. stay away from her if you even LOOK at her ohhhh you're gonna learn a lot more than what it feels like when aliens take out ur brain just keep that in mind!

(and man. i'm sitting here typing. thinking about how mulder never said a real goodbye to her the last time they spoke. and i wonder if that's gonna haunt him. and i wonder if when he gets her back, he always always always makes sure to take the time for a goodbye. just on the off chance it might really be the last one. fuck.)

[captainnameless]

been thinking so much about little daniel and mama seb lately. about how its so hard to find time together with their schedules so they plan a vacation for the summer break. daniel has been counting down the days but the day before he starts to get a little tickle in his throat and by the next morning its a full on ache. he's not gonna say a word though cause he knows seb will cancel all their activities to make him rest and he's fine really! (1)

so when he drops he's tired and he doesn't feel good but for some reason thinks he'll be in trouble if he says anything which leaves seb with a cranky little who wont tell him whats wrong (2)

aw 🥺 i can imagine little guy being way too excited to mention something is up, not wanting to sacrifice fun activities but possibly also scared he’d disappoint Seb? which would obviously never be the case, but Daniel has fully convinced himself.

Switzerland has traded the snow for the sun, a gorgeous glow over the mountains filled with green trees surrounding Sebastian’s place.

Daniel had dropped the second he stepped into the home, not that Sebastian had minded, but it had meant their planned afternoon hike was gonna get cut in half. A regressed Daniel a little harder to navigate.

He’s glad he did, because where Daniel usually blooms in the outdoors, sprinting off ahead of Sebastian and having to be regularly reminded to stay close he’s now glued to Sebastian’s side, whining about his feet and stifling dry coughs into the inside of his elbow.

Sebastian just holds Daniel’s hands and tries distracting him with stories as he drags them down another short cut, figuring a nap will not be skipped today.

“Sit down, buddy.” Sebastian hums, guiding Daniel down onto the porch steps before crouching down to take off his shoes.

“Mama?” Daniel squirms as he tries to be helpful with getting his foot out.

“Daniel?” Sebastian hums, pulling Daniel’s foot out before starting in his own.

“What’re we doing next?” Daniel asks, already standing up and pulling on the sliding door so he can enter the home.

“A nap.” Sebastian says, expecting and receiving the immediate sour look Daniel gives him.

“No!” Daniel whines, one of his socked feet stomping down. In reality, Daniel would love a nap right now, his throat isn’t getting better and on top of that his head has started showing the familiar early signs of a pounding head ache. But that’s precisely why he wants to get as much fun stuff in before he starts getting actually sick.

Sebastian’s clueless to Daniel’s thoughts but not surprised by the disagreement, used to nap deniers.

“Come on,” He soothes, patting Daniel’s hip and guiding him further inside so the door can close behind him, ignoring Daniel’s sounds of protest.

“Mama, nooo.” Daniel whines, staying put as Sebastian moves past him. The whine scratches his throat all wrong and once again Daniel tries to swallow down his coughs, bringing his elbow up to hide them.

Sebastian mentally notes the scratchy cough, figures it must be because of the plane ride and decides to make Daniel some tea before he’ll put him down.

“Mama make you some tea, ok?” Sebastian hums, once again ignoring the whining and simply offering something else.

Daniel whines still, but nods and follows Sebastian into the kitchen. “Yea.” Some tea actually does sound nice, and it buys him time to convince Sebastian out of naptime.

It earns Daniel soft praise and the chance to pick out a mug he likes, Sebastian has an impressive collection of funky mugs and he even gets to press the kettle on.

As Sebastian’s digging through the tea cabinet he finds his homemade cough syrup and decides that’s not a bad idea. He fishes a spoon out of the drawer and fills it up.

“Daniel,” he hums, turning around and holding the spoon out. “This’ll make your throat feel better, buddy.”

Daniel panics, smacks at the spoon that clatters to the floor, thick syrup splattering on the laminate. “I’m not sick!”

“Daniel Joseph,” Sebastian chastises, perplexed at what just happened. “That’s no-”

He’s interrupted by a wail, tears filling Daniel’s eyes as he pushes himself into the wall. “No! Mama, I’m sorry! I’m not sick.”

Sebastian’s confusion grows, heart aching at the distressed boy in front of him, taking a deep breath to go from chastising to comforting, figuring that’s his priority right now.

“Sweetheart,” Sebastian says slowly. “Come here.” He gently reaches out touches Daniel’s arm, pulling him closer while mindful of the mess on the floor, letting Daniel bury himself into his chest while he cries mixtures of “I’m sorry” and “I’m not sick.”

It takes a bit to calm the boy down, and Sebastian wracks his brain over why Daniel’s so adamant on not being sick. The boy has never been in trouble for being sick before, and usually loves being pampered if he’s under the weather.

When Daniel’s shoulders stop shaking, Sebastian gently lifts Daniel’s head out of his chest, thumbing at the tear streaks.

“Daniel, darling,” He says gently. “What’s wrong?”

Daniel whimpers, biting the inside of his cheek. “Mama,” He whines.

“Hmm.” Sebastian soothes, pressing a kiss to Daniel’s nose before gently tipping his chin up. “I need you to be honest with me, buddy. You won’t get in trouble. The only way you’ll get in trouble is if you’re going to be dishonest with me. That’s a big no-no.”

There’s another whimper and Daniel’s eyes fill with new tears, shaky intakes of breath followed eventually by. “I don’t want to be sick.” It sounds miserable and the new set of tears start flowing as Sebastian brings Daniel close again.

The pieces sort of click together as Sebastian tries to soothe Daniel, pressing soft kisses to the messy hair.

“You’re ok.” Sebastian soothes. “Buddy, you’re ok. All you had to do was tell me? We can fix it, right?”

Eventually Daniel calms down enough for a new spoon of cough syrup and Sebastian adds some Tylenol as well. The water in the tea kettle is reheated and Daniel gets some extra honey in his.

Now that he’s not hiding how he’s feeling anymore the proposed nap goes a lot better than initially planned for and when Daniel wakes up his throat is feeling much better already.

There’s still some guilt to Daniel’s puppy dog eyes when he wakes and Sebastian promises him he’s not in trouble so long as he promises to never hide how he’s actually feeling again.

[iguessitsjustme]

Takara's Treasure Ep 1 & 2 Thoughts

 Okay so I just finished Cosmetic Playlover (here is the start of my liveblog if you want to read) and I’m still on the JBL train so it’s time for Takara’s Treasure. I know so little about this show it kind of feels like I’m going in blind but I do know some things. Kind of. Under the cut:

That is my exact question baby boy. What constitutes “a wrong crowd”

NOT THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS WHEN HE APPEARS LKSJDGHKDJFHGKH

Oh he loves plants. I’m obsessed. Love him. 

So because of how I do these liveblogs, you guys do not know how long it takes me to watch each episode. Y’all can just read the next bullet right away but I need to mention how doing these has helped me notice a pattern for myself. It always takes me sooooo long to start getting into shows. I started this episode about an hour ago and I’m not done yet. The episode is 23 minutes long. It takes me so long because I either get distracted or interrupted, but the second I start feeling very attached to the characters, it’s game over and I start flying through the episodes. Especially on a binge. It’s just fascinating to me and I’m kind of glad you guys can’t tell because it is genuinely very frustrating sometimes to want to watch a show and have to fight my brain to keep going because it got distracted (or sometimes it’s because I’m having a flare up and I need to break from the show to deal with it). Anyway, with that said, time to get back on track. I can at least finish episode 1.

Aw the poor baby who lost his bird. I saw this coming but it hurts. I lost my pets a few years ago really tragically (do not ask me about this I will not answer any questions) and it hurts so bad still. I struggle with pets/animals in shows that pass away. It is one of the very, very few things that is actually likely to make me cry. So I get it. Sitting on the mountain and crying all day? Good. Let him process that grief. Let it out baby boy let it out.

What has this man been through? What traumas has he suffered? That is a look of a man who has dealt with some shit. Which means I am going to love him. I am going to absolutely adore him, aren’t I?

Yeah I’d fall in love too. Look at this soft, quiet smile.

Oh sweetie baby he made friends! I’m attached now.

Well since the episodes are short, let’s also do episode 2! Wooo! (send help I feel unwell in multiple ways)

As it turns out..feeling unwell made me fall asleep and it is now the next day. But now I’m about to BINGE. God bless. (pain meds my beloved…yes, I was at cvs at 7 this morning don’t look at me)

I love her AND her pants.

I’m not gonna lie guys, I kind of miss the god awful wigs in Japanese BL. Give me wigs like the ones in Seven Days.

I just spilled cheez-its ALL OVER MY COUCH. It is 9 in the morning. I think I’m actually done with the day now. *eats my last applesauce*

Nooo baby don’t tell him to get rid of the hoops. I like the hoops. Don’t change to studs booo

This baby is so cute asking if he can talk to Takara on campus (It’s Takara and Taishin, right? Also I hope I don’t have their names swapped in my head)

Anyway. He’s so cute. Most people would just start talking to him on campus but he asked if it was okay. Oh my precious baby insecure about How to Friend and it’s just delightful.

What a nice man giving up his seat on the bus. I wish I could do that. I mean I can but it hurts me to stand sometimes. But I love when shows give us tiny little human moments like that. It’s so wholesome and beautiful.

Girl he doesn’t owe you an explanation for not dating you. If he said “no” that’s all the info you are entitled to. Just because he’s single doesn’t mean he’s yours. Gosh that really irks me. I think that’s why I have a problem with the faen fatale trope in a lot of BLs. Because the other person never seems to view our BL boy as an actual person with wants and desires. They project their wants and desires onto them and I don’t know…it’s just annoying to watch. I’m glad it’s not as prevalent as it once was.

Mr. Man on the sidewalk. It is 9:30 in the morning. What could you possibly be screaming about?

Oh I am so smart. Takara is so smart. Took the words right out of my mouth. Literally.

I want all of those umbrellas.

Okay okay I can forgive this show for swapping out the hoops for studs if it’s because Takara likes glassware.

I love this man that Taishin keeps meeting at the bus/bus stop. He’s just so human and kind.

I’ve seen Takara smile twice now and both times the smile has been soft and gentle and aimed at Taishin and I love them both so much.

Whelp. Time for episode 3 methinks

[cutiecorner]

Those With Evil Hearts Beware...

Ficlet• agere • Regressor! Bruce Wayne, Caregiver! Alfred Pennyworth

Impromptu story time!! Here's a super short little drabble I thought up, I haven't posted a Dadfred & Babybat fic in forever. This one's super duper short, but hopefully I'll get to right a proper fic soon!

Alfred was just minding his business. He sat on the couch in the drawing room, catching up on a book Leslie had pestered him amount. It was pleasant, still, quiet. Quite lovely, really. Unfortunately, evil had other plans.

"take that! " a slipper hit him on the shoulder. Thrown gently, barely any force at all, which could only mean one thing.

"A sneak attack?" Alfred peered over his shoulder to find Bruce crouching behind the doorway, dawned in his favorite cap and cape.

Alfred picked up the slipper and examined it, "hm..." he thought aloud, "what an interesting projectile..."

There was a giggle from the hall.

"A seemingly ordinary object, but with such form, such aerodynamic material? This could only be the work of..."

"The Grey Ghost!" Alfred's leg was pounced upon and captured by a smiling, giggling Bruce. The captured foe fell back on the couch in anguish.

"Curses! Foiled again by the formidable Grey Ghost!" He threw his hands in the air in faux despair, making Bruce's laughter even louder. While Bruce melted into giggles Alfred returned to his book, leg still in the clutches of his enemy.

"Aren't you gonna get away?" Bruce looked up with big, expectant eyes.

"But you've foiled my plan. I've been sentenced to life in penitentiary, reading this book."

"Nooo Alfie!" Brucie kicked his legs and pulled on the inattentive butler's pant, to no avail. His cheek fell to the captured limb in contemplation.

"Pleeeease?" Alfred finally looked down from his reading. Bruce looked up at him beyond his favorite cap, eyes demanding attention and adventure. Well, the boy had a good argument. He was small and he said please.

"hrm," Alfred brought his hand to his chin in dastardly thought, "I suppose I could break free, with the proper... Distraction!"

The Grey Ghost's signature hat was pulled over his face, much to his glee. The book was discarded as the villain made a break for the kitchen.

The book could wait. They had their own story to tell.

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 4 out of 5 Smut: 0 out of 5

Demons, ghosts, and Ioté… oh my! There are other entities in this short story, but I rather not ruin the surprise for you.

This was both a fun and heart breaking story. You have Josephine and Nico, and while a relationship between the two should not work… it does! Even if there’s a spirit that has the worst timing possible (looking at you Jasper!).

The drama is nail biting and I couldn’t stop reading once I started. And the heat between these two was… *chef’s kiss*.

And the humor! Trust me, it was so fun despite the drama that has you in a chokehold.

This is one story you definitely don’t want to miss.

* What is a letos?

* Is the host for After Hours the same Roman that went to the Seer sisters.. 🤔

* Oohhh. Who’s watching from the shadows? Whoever it is does know Roman! Which means Roman has to be the one from the prologue.

* Oohhh. Blue eyes behind her 😏

* Wow. Roman is kind of dick-ish, no?

* So Jasper is the one who loves the eighties? I thought it was going to be the demon lol

* wtf happened to Lissa..?

* Oh damn. Who killed her?

* lol Jasper is so dramatic.

* And what the hell, Madame Anne. You knew about the demon?

* Ooohhh. Who is Josephine to Nico..?

* Aww. Madame Anne. Nooo.

* I… would trust a demon 😂

* Roman is a Crossroads demon. Why did i automatically think of Crowley..? lol.

* Goddammit, Josephine. Why did you grab the bag from Roman..? So stupid.

* Ohhh. So that’s a Leto- something like an empath, but with the ability to see, feel, and touch ghosts. They could also collect impressions from the living and non-living, as well as the unliving.

* Oohhh. Hot and heavy with a demon. I approve 😂

* Way to cockblock, Jasper. And bringing her parents?! Not cool. lol.

* He’s gonna take her parents..? Aww.

* “There are some things you should never do with a demon, even if they are a hybrid. One of them is dare them.”

* What is Charon’s deal..? Is she really jealous?

* Fuck! They separated them?!

* King Vega..? Oh my.. ☺️

* “I’m asking for you to fuck me seven wicked ways to Sunday.” — Amen! lol.

* I love when someone is instructed to hold onto the headboard 😏

* Argo is gonna fuck everyone over, isn’t be? Jealous little shit.

* “Cariño mío, if I could not be with you in the living world, then I would be with you in the unliving.”

* I fucking hate Argo!

* Oh. OH! Fucking Enno? Piece of shit.

* So that’s why Argo hated Nico. My heart.. 💔

* His brothers are living in his home!!! That makes me so happy lol

* I love Nico’s brothers 😂

* Oh my god. That epilogue 😭

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Episode 6 thoughts

Respectfully go away

I could care less about the overarching plot line rn

Actually loving baghra in this, she’s chill

Is Dominik like nikolais Dominik?!

OMG HE IS

HES NOT DEAD AND THEYRE BESTIES

‘My heart can beat again’ my dominikolai agenda is THRIVING (however I’m not sure how they could be together and have Zoyalai endgame but Dominik may die yet, otherwise it shall be a short lived teenage romance)

JORDIE BESTIE KAZ YOUR SO TRAUMATIZED

OMG INEJ IS WAKING UP

OMG ITS INEJS DREAM WHERE THEY ASSUMABLY DO SOMETHING THEY COULD NEVER DO NORMALLY I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE KAZS

Ngl wylan just looking at butterflies while everyone’s passed out is making me giggle

NOT THEM SHOWING JESPER NEXT

NO DO NOT DO FLASHBACKS OMG ITS HIS MUM NOOOO THIS IS HEARTBREAKING WTF

Love baghra

STAN TOLYA FOR ACTUALLY GETTING HELP

Ooo what tolya seeing

Aw bestie it’s gonna be tamar dead

OH GOD ITS HIM KILLING TAMAR

WHY ARE THEY ALL SO TRAUMATIZED

Wylan just casually plugging his ears also made me giggle

Wylan awesome

SHES TEACHING HIM HOW TO SHOOT

NOOO JESPER DONT DO THIS TO YOURSELF

OMG JES BABY IM GONNA CRY

THE KANEJ STILL THIS IS WHAT ITS FROM

HES TAKING OFF HIS ARMOR AND HERS

OMG BESTIE THEY WERE SO CLOSE IN HER LIL DREAM STATE

WYLAN CALLING FOR JESPER AND INEJ CALLING FOR KAZ

Ngl kinda wanted the fake Kanej kiss for something to edit if nothing else

OH GOD JESPER IS MAKING ME CRY

KAZ BESTIE I FEEL SO BAD

AND YOU KNOW DAMN WELL INEJ TOUCHING HIM MADE IT WORSE

KAZ SEEING HER IN THE THING THOUGH INSTEAD OF JORDIE

AND NOW HE HATES HIMSELF EVEN MORE CAUSE HE PULLED AWAY

INEJ YOU SAW SOMETHING

Mal wake up and realise your looking for you

I was about to say slay Inej but she’s not actually doing all that well

Where are Kaz and wylan while them three are getting beaten up?

Omg darkling shut up rn

Honestly feeling for Alina now

Didn’t know it was possible to hate the darkling more than I already did

Oh god Inej

TOLYA I LOVE YOU

OMG JESPER BREAKING IT CAUSE OF HIS MUM

Ahhh there they are

Where’s kaz?

Loving the 3 grisha all using there powers

Slay Baghra my fav arsonist

Baghra is aweosme

She legit just cut off his hand and I love her for it

Okay now she’s looking like something out of infinity war, Harry Potter and deathly hallows part II

OMG KAZ SLAY

HIS WIFE?!

OH DAMN SHES A SAINT

YES HE IS JUST A CHILD THANK YOU FOR POINTING IT OUT

OMG MATTHIAS WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Not her like personally attacking all of them I can’t

‘All this just to protect your husband in his sleep’ I don’t think Kaz understood her speech about love

SHE JUST KEEPS HIS DEAD BODY IN A COFFIN?!

He just wanted to see his mum so badly that he didn’t care she was tryna kill him

omg he could not care less about the sword he just wants wylan

WHYS WYLAN ALWAYD TRYNA HIDE HIS SMILE WITH JESPER JUST GRIN PLEASE

AHHH ANOTHER WESPER KISS

So tolya and Jesper are besties now right?!

THE ONE ZOYALAI CRUMB I WILL TAKE IT

Also Nina…darling…when someone sweeps zoya off her feet you won’t be deep in love with Matthias…

KANEJ CRUMBS

THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT PULL YOU OUT

WHY IS HOPE NOW DANGEROUS INEJ?! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT KAZ WOULD HAVE LAUGHED AT YOUR OPTIMISM

Another genyalina hug!

Loving how people on this show will say anything BUT I love you to each other

OMG NO HES TALKING ABOUT MARRYING HER IM NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OF A MALINA SHIPPER BUT MY GOD

So this is where the sex scene comes from then

Not him leaving his hand there

I’m so confused what is he doing

OH SHIT WHAT

Damn it now he knows about mal

[bigdickevans]

i watched smile and wrote down my live reaction if anyone cares lol. long story short it was better than i thought it would be, the death/spooky effects were fun but it was kinda heavy handed with the mental health commentary

i went into this thinking it would be funny bad but. goddammit. ok i liked the opening.

the fucking back and forth shots of the main lady and the college girl’s faces, it set me up!!

then when it showed college girl had gotten up. idk man something about how empty and sterile the office is wigged me out even more.

and her cutting her neck was neato

at the title card now and alright goddamn it didn’t have to flash like that yeesh

oh also it sounds like this is just gonna be it follows but with suicide instead of sex

lord they’re trying to do mental health commentary. great.

ugh if i end up liking this movie i’m gonna be embarrassed

that cat’s dead. and nooo i don’t know that because i checked doesthedogdie.com

i was hoping the cat would smile lmao

WAIT THE BOYFRIEND

WHO IS HE

SLKJFLKSDF IT’S A-TRAIN

i’ve decided this takes place in The Boys universe

sorry i got so distracted by a-train that i forgot to say that main lady seeing the dead girl in the dimly lit kitchen did freak me out.

we’re back to the mental health commentary.

why does the cat have such a big fucking bowl

Young cop(?) dude gives me the creeps.

Haha sassy black coworker!! very funny and cool el oh el

ooooo i liked her passing the rooms and having to backtrack

bro is vibing stop snapping

im so sorry but this carl actor has a really silly voice

i feel like this boss also looks familiar

oh he was in designated survivor ok

actually i’ve been kinda constipated so maybe if i watch this on the toilet i’ll shit myself and finally be free

jesus this lady just can’t stop breaking glasses

none of this would’ve happened if you just KEPT YOUR HOUSE WELL LIT

WAIT STOP EVERYTHING

YOUNG COP CREEP IS THE EMO GUY FROM JENNIFER’S BODY

wow what a cast

i sorta missed the whole bit where she listened to the recording and heard stuff, i was unclogging my toilet

main lady and blonde bitch are sisters?? wow that went straight over my head until now. i knew they had to be related in some way? but i kinda thought the husband and the main lady were siblings

dead cat moment

love that they felt the need to clarify it was her cat lmao

when the boy picked it up it looked like really bad cgi

DAMN

TABLE SLAM KO

yeah babe sometimes you just gotta yell it out

SLKDFJLS THE PAIN ASSESSMENT CHART

im sorry… mental health preachy message aside, are you telling me the fiance had to look up the fact that mental illness can be hereditary??

for some reason i feel like the main character’s spiral happened way too fast

but to be fair i guess she does have that trauma with her mom, so maybe even though she works in healthcare she’d still be more susceptible to this line of thinking?

the number of times they say “crazy” in this movie is getting ridiculous

love a good smashed in head, i appreciate they didn’t add a loud noise with it considering the amount of jumpscares in this fucking thing

thank god horrible events always happen to artists so we can have ooky spooky drawings

these “coincidences” are so obviously connected it’s ludicrous that literally nobody noticed until now

I mean cops being inept is nothing new i guess

main character is being? unbelievably unreasonable here?? yes, calling a mental health professional is what you’re SUPPOSED to do when someone around you starts acting like this

i thought one of the whole points of this smile demon thing was that it could look like anyone? they haven’t really been utilizing that as much as i assumed they would which is a bummer

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

loved that moment with the sister at the car

it is kinda neat that the death has to be super dramatic so it inflicts as much trauma as possible

but also couldn’t you just do something traumatic that doesn’t involve murder or suicide?

like pretend you murdered someone or killed yourself in a crazy violent way in front of someone so they believe it happened, orchestrate a big practical joke

the demon voice is goofy

putting a knife that big up your sleeve seems like an atrocious idea

LMAO AWESOME DREAM

it’s like in chainsaw man. the whole door thing with denji. i’m not elaborating bc i don’t wanna spoil anyone.

the mom is kinda hot

lol i like how slowly rose closed the door

ooooooo!!!! suddenly tall mom!!!

i’m a tad disappointed with the monster design :/

HELL YEAH you thought a house fire could kill a demon?? lmaoooo

I TAKE IT BACK THE MONSTER DESIGN LOOKS RAD

rose the throat goat

hell yeah love a good person burning

[king-of-knives]

I watched kalki and the plot they chose is amazing like actually kalyug hindu dystopia sounds like a delight especially the folklore shit

BUT THE EXECUTION THE DIALOUGES FUVKKKMMKK FUCKIN HELLLL

how can they take such a beautiful wonderful amazingly talented cast and such a gorgeous honey nectar plot AND SERVE FUCKING BULL SHIT

This is why I hate so many bollywood movies because as an avid reader the script makes me want to take a dhakan bhar pani and drown in it

BECAUSE THAT STORYLINE HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL BUT FUCKKK THE SCRIPT WTF WAS THAT NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT

While we're at this Im going to talk about shaitaan too,

The original movie was so much better written without all the fucking demon and magic shit , the original plot was on hypnotism and it made so much more sense and all the actors served in the original version the dialogs were so different, i love madhavan but fuvk nooo everything he did and said fell short to the original gujarati actor, the actual sense of fear you feel while watching even just the trailer of the original version cannot be felt throughout the whole hindi adaptation, the girl, she carried that adaption, she had done such a wonderful job in original version even her acting is watered-down in the hindi version, it is so much more tamer, this just shows that the execution the direction the script and especially the impact of original language matters so much in any media, because I'd rather watch anything with subtitles than dubbed version, because you get so much more accuracy in subtitles, a script written in a language never carries over the emotions interpreted in the translation so well, and if you don't understand both languages and culture well whatever translation you make isn't gonna be equally amazing, a dubbing, a remake done while changing the base of a movie is never a good idea, and i feel so fucking sad that no one who hasn't seen vash will ever be able to see it because all its rights were brought off and it got taken off all platforms fuckkkk even the title isn't just translation how do you go from vash to shaitaan idk .... vash was a masterpiece made by such a dedicated cast and director the script was soo good the characters were so well written and all of it is just gone because it was sold for commercialization it sucks I hate it they watered down everything and THEY TOOK AWAY THE REAL MOVIE COMPLETELY

I always go to watch movies and come out so disappointed with the script and execution, and sometimes even the direction is shit because what in the holy shit was soty all parts, and people talk about how some actors especially nepotism ones are shit at acting during thier debut and troll them so much but have they ever thought that maybe sometimes it's the direction at makes them look like shitty actors? Because do you really think alia from soty just suddenly had an epiphany and gave highway, do you really think alia who gave masterpieces like raazi, darlings, dear zindagi, gully boy, gangubai, just had terrible acting and dialogs in bhramastra???

There are soooo many things that make or break the movie and the most 3 important are direction acting and script , you fuck up one it's gone you might earn money but no one is gonna watch it again, I'd rather choke on my foot than watch the boy who played Ajay devgans son in shaitaan call him pops BECAUSE WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM WRITERS NO ONE CALLS THEIR DAD THAT it is blasphemy that's what it is

And why was the villain in kalki giving voldemort?? Why was prabhas giving Ironman? It's like they fit so much in that movie without a head and tail, you need a backstory look at bahubali learn something everything needs a fucking backstory, the way they rushed through bhairavas backstory, they way Deepikas character just drops in out of nowhere, the way kaira and that other girl from rebels just comes in to die immediately you cannot possibly imagine your audience to feel anything about both of thier death because we didn't even get enough time to feel anything for them to even feel thier presence in the movie, those could've been such hit Melo part only if they'd give them time, kalki would've done so much better as a well scripted series that's what i think, because that plot needs time you need for the dust to settle, for your audience to feel grounded with that sort of plot be emotionally connected to know how horrible the world has become how terribly people are killed, you need to give your audience time to get emotional about the characters death, then and only then the movie will stay with them, and what in the fucking bullshit was that song with disha patni and prabhas like it really didn't need a song, it's high time we realize movies don't have to have songs , let the music industry grow on it's own for God's sake let artists make songs they want to make rather than obliging them to make songs that forcefully cater to your movies plot IT LITERALLY DIDNT NEED A SONG, AND IT DIDNT NEED ROMANCE EITHER FOR GODS SAKE PLS PLS MAKE MOVIES WITHOUT ACTUALLY ROMANCE let people suffer in almost ships, let people suffer in if only they were lovers, let people suffer in omg they went through so much together they loved eachother but that's it nothing ever happens, BECAUSE I AM SOOOO SICK OF WATCHINV FORCED COUPLES PLACED INTO MOVIE OF GENRES WHICH ARENT ROMANCE

I've so much more to say but I'll do it some other time..... all this makes me feel like I should actually think about doing book reviews as a job mom said i should try but srsly it feels like if I'm getting paid they ain't gonna let me write what I want to and honestly I'm soooo much of a constructive criticism person , I criticise my own reviews and thoughts over a movie or show so many times before making up my mind on one opinion ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

Maybe I'll start writing reviews about all the movies and shows and animes and books that i watch or read.... God I've so much to say

Why do I've so many opinions on so many things

[sungbeam]

Me when serpent and dove: 👁️👄👁️⁉️🫣😱🫵😐💔🤯⁉️🤡

Like man just because you’re going through Jichang brain rot doesn’t mean that you have to give it to me too 👹/j

AND THANK YOU I KNEW YOU’D UNDERSTAND THE SUNSET LINE LIKE THERE WAS A REASON I HIGHLIGHTED IT 😭 but Ofc I’m insecure so I always downplay what I like so that no one else can make fun of it cause I already made fun of it myself #copingmechanisms #earlybirdgetstheworm 🥲 I’m glad you get it like I do tho 😔🫶

It’s so sad that you haven’t read for fun in a while tho 😭 BUT YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME FR CAUSE IDK THE QUALITY OF PRINTED LITERATURE THESE DAYS IS JUST BAD 😩 Like FR a double whammie smh you got the same boring plot and the same boring covers 😔💔 IT’S LIKE- WHY WOULD I PAY $20+ FOR A BOOK THAT I PROBABLY READ 3 TIMES BEFORE JUST WITH DIFFERENT NOUNS IF I COULD READ A BEAUTIFULLY WRITTEN ONESHOT BY SUNGBEAM HERSELF?? I hereby declare this tomfoolery yessir

AND YOU HAVENT WATCHED MIRROR MIRROR WITH THE STUNNING LILY COLLINS AKA MY FAV NEPOBABY??? I was actually gonna send the link for the opening scene but no one cared to post the opening scene on YouTube but they bothered to post the FULL MF MOVIE 💀💀💀

I would send the link but it seems that the paste thing timed out and I don’t want to leave the Tumblr app (rip mobile) again cause it will refresh everything (yes this is my second time writing this) so just look up mirror mirror opening scene on YouTube 😭

AND THANK YOU POOKIE I’M GLAD MY IDEAS WERE GOOD ACTUALLY LMAO 🤭 and nooo I haven’t watched rescuers even tho it does ring a bell 🤔

And ok??? Damn I was just making sure I had all bases covered just in case you were being a perv like smh idk your life 🙄☝️/jkjk SJFJEJR

Oh and I haven’t watched secret invasion but I kinda just thought abt it cause yk superheroes/marvel LMAO but have you watched ‘the boys’ on Amazon prime? It was actually pretty interesting (even tho TW it’s way more explicit in the blood, death, and sexual aspects and it did take a hot sec for me to get used to it 💀) but I actually would recommend it just be weary of those warnings 🫡 also you might’ve even seen a reaction vid from it since it got pretty popular on tiktok/twt 😭

ALSO NEW ALBUM DROPPING THE 7TH OF AUGUST BUT NOT A SINGLE PEEP OR SCHEDULER FROM IST LIKE GIRL WTF HOW RUSHED IS THIS CB GONNA BE ESP IF ITS A FULL ALBUM LIKE- 🧍‍♀️

Also also hopefully this isn’t overstepping or anything but I wanted to let you know that you’re not alone and I really related to your ‘scroll past this’ post :( it’s kind of hard not feeling that way and I do kind of get impostor syndrome too just cause I feel like I can never accomplish anything and I can never make it to people’s expectations of me but honestly I think I just need to be kinder to myself? And you should too! Something I do to remember that I have to be kinder to myself is by imagining my inner monologue being directed to the younger version of myself. I went through a lot when I was a kid and I just know that if I say what I say to myself/about myself to my younger self then it would completely destroy me. And if it would’ve destroyed me then, why wouldn’t it destroy me now? And it’s cause it does. It chips at me, albeit slowly. And then I’ll just absolutely break down one day. But we’re on this earth too short to be hurting and anxious and insecure all the time. When you feel overwhelmed it’s good to just… back away for a bit. Maybe cook, get some ice cream, take a walk in the park, just sit outside and breathe. Ground yourself and remind yourself that although you’re not perfect, no one is. You can always be a happier version of yourself though so just do what feels right at the moment and live in the moment :) I don’t want to downplay your pain at all but I really hope that I could provide at least a smidge of comfort since that’s what I do when I’m really feeling down (esp existential rip) :,)

- If you have breath you have purpose. You are an instrument, a testament, that these minutes can be survived. (Raquel Franco)

Love, 🌷 anon

LISTEN. serpent and dove has been hiding in my drafts folder since JUNE I HAVE BEEN EXERCISING A LOT OF SELF CONTROL OKAY :l

NO CUZ i do that too 😭😭😭 #copingmechanism frfr cuz if i already clown it then ur clownery will have no effect skfnkenff

TEARS ! anyways,, , ahem yes i do appreciate that sunset line, it makes me feel something for once so thank u ma'am 😔 WAIT I JUST SAW THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM SKDNSKDM AHAHHAHAHA when the worm = dignity 💔💔💔

HELPPP DONT SAY THAT UR GONNA MAKE ME SEVERELY DELULU ABT MY WRITING ABILITIES 🤡🤡🤡 no but i FEEL u, like i find books that im intrigued by, but a lot of them are just copy paste of each other and they never intrigue me and r ALWAYS in some form WEIRD or PROBLEMATIC 😭😭 like why would i pay money for ur copy paste covers when i can find that for free on wattpad /hj tho there r some books w those kinds of covers that r like that lol emily henry i hear is pretty good and i can't wait to finally read her shit 😔 once i get my shit together skdnkenf

blr is going down hill and FR WHY DO THEY RESET FOR ASKS LIKE CAN I NOT DRAFT AN ASK IT TAKES COURAGE AND TIME AND CAREFUL CONSIDERATION— lmslmflenf LMAO 😭😭😭 OKAY I'LL LOOK IT UP LATER 🤡 AHHAHAHA when they said, if we're gonna pirate, we're gonna go all the way !!!

takes one to know one abt the perv life 🤨🤨🤨 ANYWAYS 😁🤸‍♀️

OMG I've seen clips of the boys and it's low-key like 😭😭😭 scary skfnkejfk i mean like, the main blonde hero dude is TERRIFYING and i mean that in the best possible way. i watched a video essay on how to make a terrifying villain, and they used the boys as an example, and i had to look away from some of the parts just cuz it was so violent, and his SMILE IS O_O FRIGHTENING.

GIRL IKIKIK THEY JUST POSTED TEASERS OF THE THREE CONCEPTS !!! ITS CALLED "PHANTASY" AND TBH I THOUGHT OF DANNY PHANTOM 💔💔💔 low-key if kev came back w the blonde hair he could totally pull off danny phantom, i don't make the rules— i think my favorite concept look so far is love letter !! but i think as more is posted i'll def change 💀 we'll see 💀 NO FR IST REALLY PULLING A FASTBALL ON US FOR THIS??? like HELLO?? they're literally supposed to cb in TWO WEEKS AND I NEED TIME TO SCREAM AND YELL AND MENTALLY PREPARE AND FIGURE OUT IF IM GONNA CAVE AND BUY AN ALBUM—

ahh thanks tulip 🥺 i really appreciate u saying all that, and ,, yeah,,, i never really thought abt like if i was speaking to my younger self like that and it really does put things into perspective. i've become the person who i despised yet was desperate to please when i was a kid, and that's ,, awful. it's awful esp since i can't run away from myself like i could those people from my past. im sorry u went thru shit as a kid :( ig we find our own ways to cope and grow and try to move on, and maybe we won't always make it out of the woods immediately. i used to think i had a pretty good view of myself, and then i realized it was all just a cover-up? like it was a mask on top of a mask and it was fake and it was just covering up all the truly damaged parts of me like a bandage over a bullet wound. yeah fsfs! i forced myself to step away that day. i actually went and cleaned my bedroom workspace up w like noise cancelling headphones on and it made me feel so much better. bro fr like,, when do we not feel existential atp, sometimes i feel like im not actually "go w the flow" but "i don't care enough anymore"

— Promise me not to hide yourself when you're in pain, it's unfair that we laughed together but you cried alone. (unknown) ❤️

[brandedearth]

//crawls out of the fuckin ground, flinging dirt everywhere, and squints.

Everything is so fucking ugly.,,,,

[ira-hydrangea]

"He gone, you can come now" Prank on boys. Feat Diasomnia. Part 4

Part 1 (Heartslabyul and Savanaclaw) || Part 2 (Octavinelle and Scarabia) || Part 3 (Pomefiore and Ignihyde) || Part 5 (Special Chapter feat the Teacher and Staff)

Malleus Draconia

You giggle when you send the messages but before you can peak at Tsunotaro, a big thunder startled you. Quickly you try to look at the windows and found out that Malleus is already gone. In his standing place, black smoke can be seen around.

You try to contact Malleus but the message can not even be sent. Worried for him, you grab your jacket and plan to go to Diasomnia but a loud bang can be heard.

"HUMAN!! OPEN THE DOOR!!"

"What the- Sebek?!" You immediately open the door only to see Sebek with Silver. It is already strange enough seeing them both but what caught your attention is how wet they are.

"Uh... What happens to you both?"

"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN! WE MUST HURRY! OR ELSE WAKA-SAMA WILL GET HURT!"

"Huh?!?!?"

You three-run to Diasomnia to find it get the biggest and worst storm ever. Thunder can be heard through the clouds. You manage to get inside to find Lilia waiting for you.

"Great timings. You start this, you end this. Good luck~"

"W-wait, Lilia-san-"

And with that, the door to the room is closed and locked. You can see a big silhouette of an animal hovering in your view. It takes a moment to see that it was Malleus.

"Mal?" The dragon huft with a sad whimper.

"Oh, Mal... I'm sorry for that prank. I promise not to do that again..."

Yes, luckily this matter can be resolved quite fast. Although you left with a stern lecture from Lilia. You wouldn't prank Malleus again! At least for this short time.

Lilia Vanrouge

"May I know who is this one you have been waiting for?" Lilia appears upside-down in your rooms and looks at your phone. You shout at his appearance.

"L-Lilia? I thought you going back?"

"I am until I receive these disturbing messages. Now, pray to tell who is it?" You advert your gaze from him. Lilia looks intensely at you before letting out a chuckle.

"Hoho~ Not gonna speak, huh? In that case, I just have to make sure you can't walk for a while to see this guy~"

"W-wait! What did you mean- LILIA!!!"

.

.

.

You are completely at his mercy now. Not only does he straddle your upper body but his hands are also skilled.

"STOP! IT'S TICKLE!! I'M SORRY~ ITS JUST A PRANK!!"

"Nuh-uh! Prank or no prank, I will spend this evening tickling you. Let me have my fun too~"

"NOOO!! I'M SORRY!!"

Silver

Is he just fast asleep? The moment he steps outside your door, his narcolepsy starts to kick in. So he was asleep in your yard. Not even heard the sound of his phone ringing from your message.

You peak through the windows and see him sleep under the tree in Ramshackle yard. Can't help but sigh at him. You get out of the house to check on him.

"You really..." You sigh again at his adorable sleeping face.

"I explain it to him later..." And you join him to go to the dreamland.

Sebek Zigvolt

You forget to consider one thing before you prank him. His voice.

"HUMAN!!! HOW DARE YOU!! TO THINK YOU WOULD DARE TO CHEAT WITH ME! TRULY! EVERY HUMANS ARE SUCH A LOWER CASE CREATURE THAT-”

“IT’S ONLY A PRANK, SEBEK!”

“EVEN WORSE! YOU DARE TO PRANK ME?!”

“WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT INTO REALITY?!”

“DON’T YOU EVER!”

Yes. A shouting contest indeed. Eventually, he will break down your door room and continue the shouting inside the dorm. You eventually shut him up with a kiss or a cookie. Whichever works for you.

If you shut him with a cookie, you got a choking Sebek but if you do it with a kiss, you get the blushing Sebek. Up to you...

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Enjoy my writing? If you want you can be a cup of Coffee as a treat. Thank you~ And have a nice day.

[kp9983]

Shadows of the Past

Warning: mention of blood and a brief fight in this chapter, please read with caution if you are sensitive toward this friends ❤️

Chapter 3: Memories and Mistakes

The group of aviators fell into a stunned silence as they took in the woman before them. Clad in blue jeans, brown cowboy boots, and a black T-shirt Shadow was the picture perfect example of a girl raised on a Texas cattle ranch.

“Don’t worry I don’t bite. I’m y/n, but everybody calls me Shadow. I’m sure Rooster here has told you that already though. So who wants to challenge me to a game of pool?”

Shadow pushed the lime down the neck of the Corona she was holding, using her thumb to plug the hole in the top as she inverted the drink to mix the taste of the lime into the sunny yellow drink. As she lifted the bottle to her lips to take a pull, the others couldn’t help but notice the thin silver band that resided on the ring finger of her left hand. Rooster being the only one unfazed by his friends arrival stood from the stool he was seated on to grab two pool cues handing one to the shorter woman at his side. They made their way to the table in the corner as the others went back to conversing.

“So how did it go with Hangman the other night?”

Rooster allowed Shadow to break being ever the gentlemen, y/n let out a quiet sigh before replying

“It was alright. He didn’t put up a fight when I took him to his house and helped him into bed. I’m glad you called, if you hadn’t he’d probably have slept on the porch like that time after that first mission we flew together. The one right after I graduated from TOPGUN you remember that?”

Bradley threw his head back with a laugh,

“How could I forget, I think I got very well acquainted with your guest bathrooms toilet after that one.”

Y/n smiled at the memory as she sank two of her balls in one shot,

“I told you guys not to do tequila shots before I left the bar, but nooo you don’t listen to dear old y/n. You guys just had to push it and ended up getting shit faced. I really thought you two were dead the next morning, with you snoring on the bathroom rug and Jake passed out with his shirt halfway off on the front porch swing.”

Bradley chuckled clearly reliving the moment in his mind,

“You were right, you usually are. It’s really good to see you.” Y/n smiled at her friend,

“It’s good to see you too Bradshaw. I’m gonna go get another drink you want one?” Rooster shook his head to indicate no as he put both their cues back into the rack on the wall headed to rejoin the group.

Y/n made her way across the bar to stand in front of Penny, asking for another Corona. The two were in conversation when a new patron came up behind y/n leaning over her to order his own drink. The guy was dressed like he just stepped out of a cheesy teen beach movie with a tank top hanging from his clearly sunburnt shoulders, the board shorts and flip flops to complete the whole douchey ensamble. Y/n looked over her shoulder at the offending man who currently was busying himself in looking her up and down,

“What’s your name sweetheart?” Y/n scoffed and turned to fully face the man,

“You don’t want to do this kid.” She crossed her arms over her chest, discreetly shifting her feet to be shoulder width apart.

“Oh I think I do, your a feisty one huh? I like that in my girls.” The guy broke out in a wide grin as he reached around to cup one of y/n’s ass cheeks in his hand. By this time Bradley had just turned to ese where y/n had gone when the guy groped at her, but before he even got more than a few steps toward the two y/n had dropped her hands from their crossed position to uppercut the guy across the face in true south paw fashion. She bent over the man who now clutched his bleeding nose between his hands, leveling her pointer finger straight at his face

“That’ll teach you to put your hands on a woman you asshole.” Rooster quickly put his hands on the small woman’s shoulders and steered her toward the door, guiding her out into the night air.

“Holy shit what a punch. You okay Shadow? Did he hurt you?” He quickly scanned his eyes over her small form searching for any injuries,

“Nah just grabbed a handful, no real harm done.” Rooster pulled her into a firm hug as she nuzzled her face into his chest, allowing his familiar scent to calm her pounding heart. The two didn’t notice the crunching of the gravel as a third party made his way over to where they stood to the side of Roosters Bronco.

“Everything alright?” Y/n let her arms fall from their position around Bradley and turned to reply to the new voice,

“Yeah Jake everything’s okay. Some guy just got alittle handsy is all. Nothing I can’t handle.” Hangman fixed her with a small smirk as he took in her unscathed appearance,

“That’s my girl. You need a ride home?” Jake turned to gesture to his truck parked next to her own 4Runner just a few yards from where the three of them stood.

“No that’s okay you just got here. I’m gonna call it a night, you boys have a good time. Tell Penny I’ll settle up with her tomorrow.” Rooster retreated back inside the bar while Hangman escorted y/n to her car,

“I’ll take care of it don’t worry about it. You sure your alright?” Y/n had just climbed into the drivers seat of her car when he reached out and tucked a stray piece of hair behind her ear, allowing his hand to linger for just a moment on the side of her face brushing his thumb along her cheek bone. She leaned into the touch for a split second until he gently pulled his hand away,

“Yeah I’m sure. Thanks Jake, I’ll see you around.”

Hangman carefully closed her door and stepped back, allowing her to pull out of the parking lot. He lingered there until the glow of her taillights faded out of sight.

Taglist: @luckyladycreator2, @lunamoonbby

[alltoolewis]

A Trip To Remember 🤍 -Daniel Ricciardo

Here's a little Danny request for you guys that had been hiding in my inbox for a while!!! For making you wait too long anom I made this super long and super fluffy for you!!! Thank you for being so patient & Hope you all enjoy 🤍

Request summary: Can you write a Danny ric fluff where you go to Australia for the first time with him, and you freak out one day because of a snake, and he freaks out too because he’s also scared!!

"Nooo... Is this a joke!?!" You gasped as you pulled out the small boarding pass, the words Perth Australia wrote across it. Tears filled your eyes as you looked at your grinning boyfriend whose heart melted as he watched you in awe...

"I want you to come home with me in the next break..." Danny smiled, wrapping his arm around your shaking body as he tucked you into his larger body "I want you to see where I grew up, meet the people who raised me... I want you to be a part of my family!" He knew how much the gesture would mean to you, the minute he told you about his hometown your whole aura lit up & after a year together he knew it was finally time to scoop you away with him and take you to his happy place...

"I-I..." You stuttered, filling with emotion as you tucked your head in the crook of his neck, whispering "Thank you..." so softly that chills echoed their way through his body...

"Anything for you darling..." He cooed in your hair... to him it was a minor gesture of how much he loved and cared for you... however to you, it meant the world!!

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The second you arrived in Perth it felt like the home you were missing! The smell of the salty oceans filled your scent as the warm air absorbs through your body! Crowds of people in shorts and vests in view as they walked around carelessly in the hot weather...

"You didn't tell me it was this hot..." You huffed, as you climbed in the range rover Danny rented for the trip. Daniel couldn't help but chuckle as he looked at the sight next to him... a thin layer of sweat already gracing your body after just 20 minutes in the country & the half drunk scrunched up water bottle tight in your grasp.. "I didn't think I had to baby..." he laughed, wiping your forehead with his spare bandanna as you glared holes into his soul "But if it makes you feel better... you look really adorable right now!"

Nudging his side gently, you couldn't help but smile "Yeah.. yeah.. whatever!"

"Nah I'm being serious baby!" Danny protested as he locked your hands together, putting the car into drive "But as adorable as you look right now... I can't wait for you to strip off later!" "Danny!" You shrieked, horror washing over you "Were staying were your parents!"

"yeah..." He laughed unphased by your statement "We're sharing a house... not a room!" Shaking your head, you couldn't help but laugh at your boyfriends cheekiness... if he thought you were stripping off in the same house as his parents, in a private room or not, he was more stupid than what you thought! __________________

The days passed with the trip going more perfect than you could of ever imagined... his family welcoming you in there home with open arms as you spent the summer days laughing and enjoying the warm Australian sunshine!

"Right! Where are we off to today!" His sister clapped as she made her way to the porch where the rest of the family were sat. "Me and (y/n) were actually gonna spend the day together today" Danny chimed as he continued to eat his smoothie bowl "We're not gonna leave her here are we! Of course your gonna be together!" His sister giggled confusingly, causing Danny to glare...

"I meant alone!.."

"Oh..." she giggled wiggling her eyebrows "you want alone time..." "Not in that way Michelle..." Danny protested as a small blush surrounded his cheeks, your hands covering your face at the miscommunication between the Ricciardo siblings...

"No... no it's okay!" Michelle laughed, patting her parents on the back as a gesture that they should leave "We'll leave you both to it then... c'mon mom... dad... I think we should take that trip to see aunt Penny today she was asking to see us! Maybe we could even stay the night there!"

"Michelle..." Danny warned, staring holes in his sisters back as she swatted her parents out of the room. "Have fun you two!" His mother waved as she exited the kitchen "See you tomorrow!" Before Daniel could say another word they were gone... causing Danny to groan!...

"They always do this... take things way out of proportion!" He exhaled, rubbing his forehead frustratingly as you watched in humour "I wasn't even suggesting that! I just wanted to take you to places I grew up..." Laughing you climbed into his lap, pecking his lips gently as you whispered sweetly "We can still do that baby... and I mean being alone for the night isn't the worst scenario is it!" Getting the hint of your innocent words, Danny throwing you over his shoulder as he sprinted for the bedroom "Let's get this alone time started then should we!..."

______________________________ The time flew with just the two you around the Ricciardo household... no interruptions, no distractions... just the two of you! It wasn't till 3pm when Daniel suggested finally leaving the house, much to your confusion for his late proposal despite his desperation to get you alone & as the day flew by his actions only got weirder. The constant check of his phone and the nervous twitch of his hands only confirmed your suspicion.

"What's up?" You smiled, not wanting him to be fully aware of his nervousness. After a year together you knew that he hated when you were aware of anxiousness, it only making him worst. Shaking his head inconvincibly he tried his best to laugh your question "Oh nothing... just this salad is a little to bland that's all..."

"What do you expect from a bunch of greens..?" You giggled, as he playfully tossed a piece of lettuce in your direction "Anyway what time are we going home, I'm getting a bit tired and my koala onesie is screaming my name!" You yawned. Daniels eyes grew wide in fear as he looked as his watch quickly and then glanced out the small cafe's window "Ummm... what about we stay out just a little longer... yeah?" Your eyebrows raised, confused as to why he was not wanting to go home... but not wanting to cause a scene you just nodded making Danny sigh of relief!

The hours continued to tick bye, until you both finally headed back to the rental however his nerves didn't stop there as his hands shook against the warm rubber of the steering wheel. Grasping his shaking hand to keep it steady you left a gentle kiss on his pale knuckles "I love you..." You sighed, a small smile crept on the Australians face as he whispered your favourite words back.... "I love you too.."

Just as you were about to let peaceful silence fill the car again, your eyes drifted out the tinted windows as she took in the unfamiliar setting "Danny?.." You questioned, a low hum coming out of his lips as his way of letting you know he was listening "This isn't the way back to the house..."

"It isn't...?" He sarcastically questioned, causing you to hit his shoulder gently "No need to get violent now...! I just thought we could go to one final spot before we got home..." He exhaled nervously before pulling up to an old rocky carpark... not another car or human insight! "Danny... I'm tired! We've been out for hours I just want to go home and cuddle and drink some tequila before the sun goes to do-" Your frustrated words were cut off my a soft pair of lips surrounded by a layer of stubble... Once he knew he took away your negativity he pulled away, resting his forehead on yours as he breathed warm breath against your flushed skin "Just another hour baby... I think it's worth your time..."

After finally agreeing to go to one final spot, you both made you way along the disserted path. "You're not gonna kill me our you?" You giggled as he helped you over a little wooded fence, making your way to yet another field of grass "You better start running missus..." He spookily said as he grabbed your waist suddenly causing a loud shriek to come out of your mouth... "No ones here to hear you..."

"Danny stop!" You laughed, getting out of his hold as you dramatically groaned "How much longer do we have to walk... my feet have officially gone numb!"

"Stop complaining!" He laughed lowly, grabbing your hand tighter as he practically pulled you up the final hill "It's just up here!" Your eyes wandered around disapprovingly as the only thing in sight was an old oak tree "Danny... Did you seriously make me walk 25 minutes to see an old tree!"

"Nope!" He smirked as he pulled you underneath it, covering your eyes as he spun you in the other direction "I wanted you too see this!" The minute is hands left your eyes you gasped... Scattered on the field were the most beautiful layout of wildflowers you have ever seen. Not a single flash of green could be seen as the multi-coloured plants stood proudly underneath the soft glow of the sunset... But just as you thought it was the most beautiful sight you have ever seen you glanced back to were your boyfriend was once stood, however instead you found him kneeled on the found one leg behind the other as he held the most beautiful diamond ring you had ever seen...

"Danny..." Your whisper could barely been heard as your eyes filled with your very own ocean... It all now made sense! "(y/n)... The minute your beautiful, caring, gentle self walked into my life I knew my search for my soulmate was finished. You have the ability to make anyone smile when you walk into the room, the ability to turn a miserable rainy day into a summer daydream. You don't realise how many peoples heart you have captured in your 23 years of living and that's the most amazing thing about you... I don't wanna live without you (y/fn), so will you make me the happiest man in the universe by becoming my Mrs. Ricciardo?" Words failed you as tears ran down your wettened cheeks, finding the energy to croak out a small "Yes..." You nodded your head frantically...

"You will...?" He breathed out, wanting to hear your heartfelt decision over and over again...

"Yes... Danny!" You whispered, voice more clear now as you composed yourself "I will marry you!"

However just as you were about to crouch down in front of him, your eyes grew wide as they became fixated on a wiggling shadow.... Once the no-legged reptile came more in view you let out a high pitch scream, causing Daniel to jump up fearfully as the small velvet box fell out of his right next to the snake.

"What! What's up?" He cooed, pulling you into his body as you continued to step back, his eyes filling with concern as he watched your once love struck eyes fill with tear. "A s-snake..." You stuttered, jumping further back as it continued to slither towards you. Once his eyes strayed to the 'beast' his body froze, before tucking himself behind your body as he used you as a shield....

"Danny!" You gasped, pushing him back in front "Your Australian!! Your supposed to protect me!"

"When did being Australian mean you were Steve Irwin!..." He laughed nervously as his eyes never left the green snake. Grabbing your hand he tried to pull you away "Fuck this!! He's not backing down! Let's go before we become his supper!!"

"No!" You said pointing towards the little box sat behind the creature, the ring still glistening in the sun "Danny... My ring! We can't just leave it!" "Baby! Fuck the ring!! I'll buy you another one cause there's no way I'm going towards that thing!"

Just as he was about to run he made the mistake to look into your bright tearful eyes "Please Danny... I don't wanna another ring, I don't wanna forget the moment you asked me to be yours forever..." Your soft voice created ripples of chills across his warm skin... you are and always will be his biggest weakness. Finding a sudden surge of braveness he grabbed the closest stick, taking a nervous step towards your ring as he glanced back at you...

"I swear to god if you don't suck me off to-"

"Danny.. just get the ring!" You giggled, covering your eyes as he began prodding the snake out of his path. You held your breath as Daniel's heavy breaths mixed with the sound of low hisses. However you let it go as he took one final hit, maybe hitting it a little to much as it moved drastically out of his way before he bolted towards the box. Running back towards you, he took your hand swiftly as he dragged back towards your car

"Let's get the fuck out of here!"

The 25 minute journey back to the car turned to a 10 minute sprint as you finally made your way back to the rental. The sun being completely down as the blink of his headlights lit the path alongside the flickering lamp posts.

"Well that didn't go exactly to plan!" He sighed out, a glimmer of disappoint in his eyes as he looked out of the car. Your heart broke at the sight! Touching his cheek softly you moved his gaze to you "It might not of gone to plan... but nothing ever does with us!" Planting a soft kiss on his lips you felt him smile back, breaking apart as you ran your thumb along his lip "That's what makes us uniquely perfect..." "I can't wait to marry you!" He breathed out as he pushed his lips back on yours, finally getting his engagement kiss. Kissing back immediately you whispered softly on his lips "I can't either.... but I still need the rock on my finger to show off..."

Suddenly he freezes against your lips as his free hand pats the pocket he swore he put it back in...

"Danny... Don't tell me you dropped it in the field...."

"FUCK!"