#I WANT A KINO CAKE

[bodysntchrs4evr]

Kino may love his bfs but he also loves how good he looks wearing a crown

((HAPPY BDAY KINO I DID NOT FORGET ABOUT THE BABYGURL))

[kyouka-supremacy]

BSD Anthologies Masterlist

I couldn't find a comprehensive (and with still working links) masterlist of the translated anthology chapters so. Here we go! Biggest shoutout to this other masterlist by @/yokohama-drip for most of the chapter references and to bsd-bibliophile for chapters 7 and 12 of the first and second anthologies. Titles translation credits go to the bsd wiki. Happy reading!

Edit: Thank you so much @amythedemisimp for the precious additions!!!

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First Anthology -Rei-

Don't Get a Stomachache to Gain a Friend by Hideki

The Things I Hate, the Things I Like by Ichi Kotoko

The Devil Comes and Takes Care by KanaiNeco

Kenji 100% by Enya Uraki

The Detective Agency's Manju Incident by Ui Kashima

A Quiz During Work by Mito Aoi

Karl's Resentment by Tsubata Nozaki /// alternative translation

The Things I Like by Con Kitora

Me and the Cake and Sometimes the Pug by Kazuki Tōgō

Jun'ichirō Tanizaki's Suffering by Akamaru

Fortune-telling Will Bring Good Luck by Yūto Masagishi

Icy Weather by Tam Chashibu

What is a Partner...? by Akaza Samamiya

Second Anthology -Hana-

The Detective Agency and the Port Mafia's Holidays by Mikan Aka

Time Sale is a Battlefield by Guru Mizoguchi

Q's Stroll Day by Kazusa Subaru

Osamu Dazai Quiz Tournament by Hinoki Kino

Ruler! Fitzgerald's Room by KanaiNeco

Thirty-two. Episode Five by Kakashi Tano

Ichiyō Higuchi's Off Duty Top Secret Mission by Ataru Hida

A Restaurant with Many Literary Masters by Ko Nikaido

A Timid Person's Day by Masahiro Jinno

Hot Pots and Holidays by Sho Kimiduka

The Tiger's Repayment by Kotaro

Sweet Outing by Yuzuru Kuzukiri /// alternative translation

Bungos' Joint Social Gathering by Hideki

Stray Dogs' Lucky Spot Disagreement by Noka Nogami

Third Anthology -Rin-

Mother by Hideki /// alternative translation

The Mafia Inadvertently Read a Novel Written on a Whim and Reincarnated in a Parallel Universe by Hinoki Kino /// alternative translation

As You Wear It by Akira Hirahara /// alternative translation

The Devil's Automatic Door by Nanora /// alternative transaltion

How to Find Happiness by Kanae Ikushima /// alternative translation

Hello, Again Winter Dreams. by Pyaa /// alternative translation

The Visitor in the Rain by Togekinoko /// alternative translation

Because My Senior's Healthcare is Also My Job by Roku Sakura /// alternative translation

Good Weather, Cat Storm by Osawa /// alternative translation

Breakfast Situation by Miki Daichi /// alternative translation

Elise-chan, a Smartphone Application by KanaiNeco /// alternative translation

Q's Suffering by Hiko Nekome /// alternative translation

Tiger, Sometimes Cat by Taichi Miya /// alternative translation

The Port Mafia's Medical Check-up by Sakurana Haru

With a Hat, a Man and a Beef Bowl by Oda

Fourth Anthology -Akatsuki-

Poe and Ranpo and Enter and Black Tea by Imaru Adachi /// alternative translation

Apple Demon by Nykken

A Little Break by Siroisora

Exciting Grab Bag by Toriyasu

All Quiet on the Black Cloth Front by Mari Araki

Hirotsu-san's Coffee Shop by Yashino Ayashiro

The Client is a Cute Ghost by Otakumi

The Little Visitor in the Rain by Togekinoko

Fully Automatic Suicide Machine by Zero Akabane

Why Did You Come to Japan? by KanaiNeco

The Story of Kunikida Falling Asleep by Saru Hashino

A Hunting Dogs' Holiday by Hinoki Kino

Infernal Day by Asuka Keigen

The Decision is an Oblate that Enwraps the Pain of Life by Hideki

Fifth Anthology -Kanade-

Masterlist by @/zilinks

Sixth Anthology -Mutsumi-

Given to You Based on Your Level and Love by KanaiNeco

Detective Agency Radio by Yu Kira

GET UP LUCY!! by Kabotya

Poe, Wine and the Setting Sun by Imaru Adachi

Shindafuri Dai Sakusen by Yuri Tsukushiro

Hanachidori by iyutani

What Style Are You? by Kiyo Hasui

'Hitori' yori 'hanbun' by Neno

The Angel's Rest by Mari Araki

Mottomo Erai Egoisuto by Mutsuki Higashioji

Magomusume Sakusen, Zokkō-chū ni Tsuki by Eku Hachida

Boo no Yū by Asato Konami

Do S! Erisu-chan!! by Kakeru Sora

Young Ranpo Wants to Be Praised by Tsuki Anmi (incomplete)

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN ー Kino Prologue

ー The scene starts on the open fields

Kino: …

( ーー Before I knew it, I found myself there. )

Where…am I? And who exactly am I?

( In a daze, I simply started walking ahead. With each step I took, I could feel myself having a harder time to breathe, a foul stench lingering in the air of this barren land. )

( I feel a strong sensation that simply being alive would bring nothing but me pain and suffering. …Almost as if this is the Underworld. )

Kino: ( Aah, now I get it. )

( I must have surely met a terrible fate somewhere. )

…

( I suppose it no longer matters. If I simply pass away here in silence. )

( Without anyone having to know… )

*Twinkle*

Kino: Oh!?

( A star fell down? )

( Did I imagine that? No, I’m positive I saw it sparkle. )

…I guess I’ll keep walking just a little further ahead.

Monologue

Rotigenberg.

The Cursed land, where the foul stench of rotten figs,

lingers in the air.

These are the Demon World’s wastelands,

home to the ‘Ghouls’,

a group of creatures who aren’t shunned by their descent,

since they are not acknowledged as proper Demons.

Whether the light flashing through the foggy air in front of me,

was a coincidence or the inevitable,

I do not know.

However, I once again started walking.

Solely holding onto the faith,

that ahead of that fallen star, happiness was waiting for me…

ー The scene shifts to the emergency stairs of Kaminashi Tower

Kino: Hmー What a lovely view.

The bright neon lights are beautiful…and the air is fresh.

( They cannot even be compared. )

*Flap flap flap*

Kino: ーー Welcome. Come on, you can sit on my arm.

*Caw caw caw*

Kino: …So, how are things looking?

*Caw caw caw*

Kino: I see. …So he’s here. You’ve done your job. You can head home now.

*Flap flap flap*

Kino: I suppose I should get going then.

ー Kino jumps up on the tip of the tower

Kino: Nn~ The breeze feels great up here. It was a smart idea to climb up the tower.

I’d love to just fly through the wind into the distance but…

But I’m the one who asked him to meet, so I have to show up now, don’t I?

I hope he’ll make it worth my time…Fufu.

ー The scene shifts to the park

Kino: Uhm…?

ー Richter approaches him

Richter: Are you the one who called me out here?

Kino: Yeah, exactly. Nice to meet you, Uncle.

Richter: ‘Uncle’, huh…? I did not think I would run into another individual who refers to me as such.

Although I have to admit that my older brother was a true ladies’ man. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out he has a couple of illegitimate children running around…

But how do you intend to prove that you are indeed one of them?

Kino: That’s a piece of cake. …Hah!

*Woosh*

Richter: What are you doing all of a suddーー

Kino: Oh? Not enough to convince you? Then…!

*WOOSH*

Richter: You are…

Kino: …Can you still claim that I’m not actually Father’s child after seeing this?

Richter: No, to be able to produce such strong magic here in the human world…

It is true that it would be impossible for anyone who isn’t related to my older brother. …Heh. Very well. Let me hear what you have to say.

Kino: I’m glad you understand.

Richter: Yes, my sincere apologies. So, what do you want to do next? If you’d like, I will happily lend you a hand.

Kino: Hm? 

Richter: Let me think…I will do anything within my power to help you steal back those powers from that troublemaker.

*Rustle*

Richter: Not a bad suggestion, is it? When you eventually conquer the Demon World, I shall be there to lighten the pressure put on these narrow shoulders of yours.

Kino: …Get your dirty hands off me.

*Rustle*

Richter: Come again?

Kino: Hm? Nothing~ No, you just caught me a little off guard, you see. My bad!

I mean, even though you are related to Karlheinz as well…You’re just so incredibly underwhelming.

Richter: I beg your pardon!?

Kino: I mean, you can’t blame me, can you? Or can you prove your strength to me, like I did earlier?

Richter: …Every individual has their strengths and weaknesses. In our case, it just so happens that my older brother ran away with all of the strong genes.

Kino: In short, you’re a loser.

Richter: I am not. My older brother was ignorant to the concept of love, but I am full of affection and I know what it feels like to be loved by another.

A beautiful lady once proved that to me, you see.

Kino: …I could care less.

Richter: Did you say something?

Kino: Nah, I don’t really understand love and such…So yeah.

Richter: Haha, no need to worry. I promise that if you quietly grab my hand, I shall ensure that everything goes smoothly.

Now then, allow me to show you to my manor. I have made quite the name for myself here in the human world, so I will be able to assist you in various waysーー

Kino: I see. …You really think highly of yourself, don’t you? 

Richter: …

Kino: You really think I’m going to believe some bullshit story about you being loved?

Richter: …! And what do you know!?

Kino: Haha! My information on you must be correct then. You are very much aware that you never once loved in your life…Aren’t you?

Richter: So this is what I get for being humble…!

*Woosh*

Kino: Too slow. …You’re going to need to work on your speed.

ー Kino disappears

Richter: !? Where did he go!?

Kino: Behind you. Haah!

*WOOSH*

Kino: Farewell, Uncle.

*SPLATTER*

ー Richter collapses

*Thud*

Richter: Kuh…Hah…Ah. Uu…

…

Kino: I hope that in the Afterlife, you will be reunited with Auntie who you loved so much. …Haha.

Yuuri: Is it over, Kino?

Kino: Guess so. Go and stab his corpse on the tip of the tower over there.

Yuuri: Why?

Kino: To celebrate! …Yet another Vampire kicked the bucket, so we have to hold a big party!

Right, right! Will you take care of ‘that’ as well while you’re putting him up there?

Yuuri: Yes, I understand.

Kino: Well then, that’s one more piece of trash out of the way. …Now, I suppose I’ll go and rinse off the blood which got on me first. …!

*TIMESKIP*

Kino: All preparations are taken care of. …I suppose I shall go and pick up the Princess then.

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the street outside

Yui: ( Where am I? I thought I was sleeping. )

*Thud*

Yui: ( Hm? …I felt something hit my foot. )

*Thud thud*

Yui: ( Is that…an apple rolling on the ground? For some reason, I feel as if I should follow it… )

ー Yui starts chasing the apple

Yui: ( …Wait…! )

*Thud thud*

Yui: ( Eh? There’s more of them? Actually, where exactly are these apples coming from…? )

*Rustle*

Yui: Eek!

( The path behind me is becoming distorted. The walls melting away into darkness…I’m scared! )

( I feel like I’ll get swallowed as well if I don’t keep running forward. )

ー Yui keeps on running until she eventually wakes up in her room

Yui: !

*Thud*

Yui: ( Was that a dream just now…? It was terrifying, I broke a cold sweat. )

( It’s still pitch dark outside, so I’d like to sleep a bit more…Hm? )

*Flap flap flap*

Yui: ( Is that a crow outside the window? )

( Are crows nocturnal? …No, I’m pretty sure they aren’t. )

( Then why…? )

*Caw caw caw*

Yui: ( …It’s giving me creepy vibes, so better not go take a look. )

( I don’t know whether I’ll be able to sleep, but I’ll just lie down…and wait for the morning to come. )

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the classroom

Female Student A: Ahーaah. Such a bummer that our society class’ excursion got cancelled. I was looking forward to visiting Kaminashi Tower.

Female Student B: Right? I can’t believe they’re expecting us to sit through this lecture instead.

Female Student A: But you know, I heard that the whole area is off limits right now, so there’s nothing we can do about it.

Female Student B: Apparently it’s because of a murder case? People were talking about how blood fell down from the sky like rain yesterday!

Female Student A: Eh? Really?

Female Student B: Yeah. My boyfriend passed by the area yesterday and he told me how the whole ground was covered in red puddles!

Female Student A: Ehー!?

Female Student B: But they didn’t cover it on the news, so it could just be someone pulling a prank.

*Ding dongー Ding dongー*

Yui: ( I can’t believe such a thing apparently happened at Kaminashi Tower. …It’s really closeby, so I’m not too thrilled about it. )

( Please let it just be some prank. )

*TIMESKIP*

ー The scene shifts to the shopping district

Yui: ( …I feel a little uneasy having to walk back home alone on a day like this. I’ll try to take the well-lit paths back. )

( I can’t believe that today, out of all days, everyone had some other business they needed to attend so they didn’t arrange the limousine…Oh well, guess it can’t be helped. )

ー Yui notices a new store

Yui: ( Oh? A new store has opened up over here. )

( …I suppose I can drop by for a bit now that I’m here. )

*TIMESKIP*

Yui: ( I ended up buying a little knick-knack. I wonder where I should put it in my room? )

…

( I’ve really gotten used to that room without realizing. )

( Not just my own room either. Before I knew it, that manor had become almost like my own home. …I wonder why I still go back there? )

( It’s not like I willingly chose to live there…So I wonder how much longer I’ll be able to stay? )

( I used to often ponder about that in the past but lately it has completely slipped my mind. …I’m not sure how I feel about that. )

ー Somebody runs up to her

???: Uriah!

*Rustle*

Yui: ( Eh? …Someone grabbed my chest…! )

Kyahー!!

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: W-W-What are you doing!?

Ayato: Shut up! Anyway, you’re still as flat as ever, aren’t you? I thought that maybe they would have grown a lil’ by now.

Yui: Gosh! …I lost weight because of you, you know!?

Ayato: Hehe, what’s this? Look who has a big mouth now!

Yui: ( Hahー …I suppose I just no longer have time to fret about such things because everyday is like a rollercoaster ride. )

Monologue

Even though the days are still the same,

there is one slight thing which has changed.

Actually, the Sakamaki household,

now has a new leader on the throne.

After Karlheinz-san passed away,

the one who inherited his powers…was Ayato-kun.

Apparently he has been going back and forth,

between the human and Demon World,

as part of his new title as Vampire King.

Yui: ( I mean, I don’t know what exactly that entails but…I suppose I’ll find out sooner or later. )

( I have been dubbed Eve and Ayato-kun is the most likely candidate to become Adam. )

( The two of us might get together in the future. )

( …I wonder how Ayato-kun would react if I were to say that I’m leaving the family? )

( He might not let me go. But where would I run away to anyway? )

…Haah.

Ayato: Hello? Why are you sighing up a storm?

Yui: I have those days too, you know.

Ayato: I see…Then why don’t we swing by somewhere on our way home, huh? How ‘bout we go to Kaminashi Tower after missin’ out on it earlier today?

Yui: Eh?

Ayato: The school’s excursion didn’t go through, right? I heard you actually went to attend the substitute lecture.

Yui: ( So Ayato-kun skipped deliberately… )

But apparently the visit got cancelled because something happened.

So I’m sure they won’t let us in, even if we go…

Ayato: Hehe. That only sounds even more fun! Let’s go!

*Rustle*

Yui: Eeh?

( Geez, he’s so pushy… )

ー The scene shifts to the outside of Kaminashi Tower

Ayato: The fuck? Why is it this crowded?

Yui: The incident took place only yesterday, so I’m sure these people have gathered to see what exactly is going on.

Ayato: Aah? Excuse me? That’s damn annoying.

Yui: ( I’m pretty sure we’re doing the exact same thing though… )

Ayato: Oi, move! Lemme have a look as well!

Yui: You can’t, Ayato-kun!

ー A strong gust of wind blows

Yui: ( Eh…? I feel as if there’s an odd smell in the air… )

Ayato: Hm? Something stinks. This place smells weird.

Yui: You too?

Ayato: Yeah.

Yui: ( However, it doesn’t seem like anyone else around us has noticed. …What is going on? )

( I wonder why? Rather than it being a nice fragrance, it’s actually… )

Ayato: Smells like somethin’ is rottin’.

Yui: Yeah…

( It’s an unpleasant smell which really gets in your nose. …I’m kinda feeling sick. What exactly isーー )

ー Yui recalls what her classmates were talking about

Female Student B: Apparently it’s because of a murder case? People were talking about how blood fell down from the sky like rain yesterday!

Yui: ( Don’t tell me…This is bad! )

ー Yui runs off

Ayato: Hah? Oi, Chichinashi! Where are you goin’!?

Fuck, move aside, stupid humans!

ー The scene shifts to the park

Yui: ( I have to contact the police before it turns into a big scene. )

…

( Huh? I’m pretty sure it came from this direction but…Did I just imagine it? )

ー She spots someone in the distance

Yui: ( Someone’s there. Is that…a young boy? )

( He looks sad…Could he be crying? )

( It’s dangerous for him to be out here at this time of day, so I’ll reach out. )

ー Yui walks up to him

Yui: Excuse me…Is something wrong?

???: …Good evening.

Yui: Good evening…

( Huh? He’s smiling…Were my eyes playing tricks on me earlier? )

???: So, what do you need?

Yui: Eh? Nothing in particular…I’m sorry. I’ll get going now, okay?

ー Yui tries to walk away

???: Wait.

*Rustle*

Yui: Eh?

( He grabbed my arm. Why? )

*Thud*

???: Don’t worry. You didn’t approach me out of your own free will.

I lured you out here after all.

Yui: Eh…?

*Flap flap*

*Caw caw caw*

Yui: What do you mean?

???: To spill the beans to you, I actually put a certain scent which will attract Demons on the old guy I killed yesterday.

Yui: ( Killed…? What is he talking about? )

???: Well, I say that, but it actually only works on a very specific group of individuals.

A certain someone who is qualified to become Adam, or Eve…for example?

Yui: !? Who exactly are you…?

Kino: I am Kino. Karlheinz’ Prince Zero…and the brother of the Sakamaki family.

Yui: Brother…Everyone’s?

( I’ve never heard anything about that. …Is he speaking the truth? )

ー Ayato runs up to them

Ayato: You bastard, don’t be spoutin’ bullcrap!

Yui: Ayato-kun!

Ayato: Don’t run off without my permission! …Who the fuck are you?

Kino: Nice to meet you, Sakamaki Ayato-kun. I am your brother, sharing the same Father.

Ayato: Hah. As if I’d believe that.

Kino: I see. Too bad.

Ayato: Anyway, are you the one behind that stench!?

Kino: Yup, I am! After killing Uncle Richter, I had Ghouls’ flesh put on his corpse to lure the two of you out here.

I honestly didn’t think it would work this splendidly. …Fufu.

Yui: One second. Did you mention Richter-san just now…?

Kino: Yeah. He was trying to kiss my ass until the very end, he was truly a lost cause.

Yui: No way…!

( So this story about blood raining down the sky must have come from when Richter-san was murdered…! )

How could you…!

Ayato: I mean, he got killed because he’s a weakling, right? I don’t give a damn.

Why did you lure us out here?

Kino: You see…

*Snap*

*Flap flap*

Male Ghoul A: Hoh…

*Flap flap*

Male Ghoul B: There we go…

Yui: ( Eh? …The crows are changing into humans one after the other…! )

Ayato: This smell…Ghouls, huh? The fuck do you want? Go back to your graveyard already!

Kino: Ahaha! Ouch! But I wonder how long that attitude of yours will keep up? …

*Woosh*

Ayato: Heh. That won’t even leave a scratch on me!

Yui: Ayato-kun, behind you!

Male Ghoul A: !

*Cling*

Ayato: Uwah!? …Now you’ve done it.

*Woosh*

Male Ghoul B: How about this!?

*Cling*

Ayato: How many times do I have to tell you that crap won’t work!?

*Woosh*

Kino: Heeh, not bad. As to be expected of my brother. But there are still many more Ghouls left, you see?

*Flap flap flap*

Yui: ( No way…Crows are flocking to the area, transforming as soon as they land on the ground. )

What now, Ayato-kun…?

Ayato: I just have to kick their ass, right? You stay back!

*Woosh*

Yui: ( …I’m scared, but all I can do is pray. )

( Please let us make it out of this safe and sound…! )

*TIMESKIP*

*Woosh woosh*

Ayato: Damnit! They keep on poppin’ up no matter how many I take down…!

Yui: ( Quite some time has passed, but the situation hasn’t improved. If anything… )

Ayato: The fuck’s goin’ on…? There’s no end to them!

*Woosh*

Yui: Kyah!

( It seems as if Ayato-kun is losing control over his attacks… )

Kino: Ahaha! Seems like he’s really starting to feel it now.

Yui: Why are you doing this!?

Kino: Oh? You want me to stop?

Yui: Of course!

Kino: Sure. Honestly, I thought it was about time to wrap things up too. …!

*WOOSH*

Ayato: Guaah!!

ー Ayato collapses

*Thud*

Yui: Eh? …No way…!

( I can’t believe Ayato-kun was taken down in the blink of an eye…! )

Kino: Seize him.

Male Ghoul C: Roger.

ー Ayato is restrained

Ayato: Guh…Fuck! Lemme go!

Kino: No. …Take him away.

Male Ghoul C: …

ー Ayato is taken away

Yui: Why do you do this!?

Kino: Why, you ask? Isn’t that obvious?

ー Kino steps closer

*Rustle*

Kino: Nn…

*Smooch*

Yui: ( …!? )

Kino: To get my hands on you.

*Rustle*

Yui: What do you think you’re doing!?

*SMACK*

Kino: …? You slapped me just now, didn’t you…?

Yui: I-I mean, you caught me off guard with that…

( I can’t believe he kissed me…! )

Kino: It hurts…Fufu, I’m pretty sure this is my first time getting hit by a girl.

Yui: ( Eh? …Why is he laughing? It’s giving me the shivers… )

Kino: But you know, to hit a Prince like that…I believe a punishment is in place.

ー He steps closer

*Rustle*

Kino: I can’t take my time with you here, so why don’t we move places?

Yui: No! Let me goーー

*THUD*

Kino: Now then, show me the path to becoming Adam…Eve.

[aeoki]

Phantom Airship - Prologue

Location: ??? Characters: Sora, Natsume, Tsumugi & Mayoi Season: Winter Writer: Seitarou Kino & Akira 

TL Note:

Red and white manju are Japanese rice cakes filled with red bean paste.

Mayoi: ............

Mmm... Wait, where am I...?

Err, is this the jungle? Speaking of jungles, the "Hokkaido Jungle" that "Trickstar" is trapped in is rather vivid in my memory.

Could it be that I've also been taken there..?

No, no! That wouldn't make sense at all! I may be timid but I haven't committed any crimes that would warrant being brought to the jungle...!

This must be some sort of bad prank. If someone is watching from somewhere, please let me out!

............

Uuu. There isn't any response... Which means this may not be a prank...?

I lost my composure there but "SS" has ended, so there wouldn't be a need to kidnap me, would there?

Ow, ow, ow. Maybe I hit my head somewhere, but I've got a headache. Perhaps that's also why my memories seem to be hazy.

In any case, I shouldn't sit here twiddling my thumbs. I should search the area to see if anyone is nearby.

...Hm? What is this large shadow?

*Thud! Thud!*

(Eeek...! A-A monster? A creature covered in scales just passed by...!)

(Is this a dream? Or is this reality? Just what on earth is going on...?)

(I’m starting to remember now.)

(A forest that spreads far and wide. Large creatures I've never seen before roam the area. This strange “unrealistic world" is...)

The Phantom… Airship…

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ< A few hours earlier. One day in the beginning of January. >

Mayoi: Ahh... I wish I was dead! I want to disappearrrrr!

I'm not someone worthy of being acknowledged. I'm simply a foolish and repulsive “freak” wearing the skin of an ordinary human…!

You must be far too simple-minded to want to ask for my help, Anzu-san. I’m sure you’ll just be disappointed when you see how I perform in reality.

Uuu… My self-hatred is making me dizzy.

This is the perfect time to take a look at the secret photo I’ve obtained recently… There is a nutrient one can gain from looking at adorable and pure children!

Ahh, the “Branco” performance…! How lovely they look!

The others are following Aira-san and performing in such a sparkling manner. It really is a feast for the eyes, ehehe, ehehehehe…♪

Sora: HaHa~! *Tackles Mayoi*

Mayoi: Whaa!? W-W-W-What is it!?

This is a secret room that hardly anyone knows about. I swear I had it locked as well…!

Sora: HiHi~ Happy New Year, Dark Onii-san!

We haven’t seen each other since “SS”. huh~? How have you been doing?

Mayoi: S-Sora-san… Why are you here?

Sora: ? Should Sora have knocked?

Senpai told Sora the password to the digital lock. He said he told Sora so Sora can talk to Dark Onii-san wherever Sora wanted to.

So, Dark Onii-san, please have a chat with Sora!

The venue was bustling during “SS” so even though we were in the same “Red Team”, we didn’t have the chance to speak with each other. And Sora wants to hear what “ALKALOID” has been up to recently too~♪

Mayoi: Y-You’re oddly quite aggressive. It’s all too bright for me…!

I don’t mind chatting with you, but how about we do so at a cafe or restaurant instead of this lonesome place?

Sora: Why’s that? It’s quiet here so Sora thinks it’s perfect for a chat, though?

Mayoi: Ugh… I can’t help but agree when I see your beautiful eyes.

In any case, this isn’t a good place to chat. It’s a secret room no one should be entering. It would inconvenience you if my shame were to surface…!

Natsume: HmM. I was wondering what you were up tO, but you took the photo without my permission, I sEE?

Mayoi: Eek! Y-You’re here too, Natsume-san!?

Natsume: HeHE. I entered while you were distracted by SoRA.

It’s not just us two – Senpai is here tOO. I’d be happy if you’d give us a warm welcoME.

Tsumugi: Hello, Ayase-kun~

Your performance with “Crazy:B” at the “SS” main battle was a sight to behold.

In truth, I had wanted to tell you right away, but everything was quite busy that day.

Ah, come to think of it. As a New Year’s gift, I’ve brought leftover catering from “SS”. Please have some red and white manju[*] ♪

Mayoi: No, thank you. Uh, umm…

Do you all have some sort of business with me? All three members of “Switch” are here. Are the magicians here to exterminate the freak…!?

Natsume: Your imagination is too extreME.

To tell the truth, we have a job that’s perfect for you – someone who doesn’t have a lot of self-confidenCE.

We’d like to invite “ALKALOID” to the “Phantom Airship”. Will you help us oUT?

Mayoi: The “Phantom Airship”...? What’s that?

Sora: You’ll see when you come! But Sora can guarantee you won’t be disappointed~

Please believe in us “Switch”! We’ll definitely use our “happy magic” to turn you into a warm “colour”, Dark Onii-san ☆ Mayoi: Okay? I don’t understand a thing, but all right, I suppose…?

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[i-write-hurt-not-comfort]

Lost Eden - Kino Kill Count

so @dialovers-translations​ made this post yesterday about wanting somebody to go through kino’s LE and count the amount of times he’s killed. obviously i made a MASSIVE cry count a while back so this was a piece of cake for me. i used the translations from dialover TL’s and other routes from this masterlist. credits to all the translators as always!!

so here’s the raw data:

there’s a total of 31 kills, often by other characters. honourable mentions to subaru killing kino for kou’s sake, and yui being savage. where kino was killed before the endings, as with kanato and azusa, i counted it as 3 kills because kino is dead in all 3 endings. so i guess if you consider there as 3 story routes, kanato and azusa kill kino in all 3 versions of the story. i had trouble understanding whether kino actually died in reiji’s manservant ending, but i’m pretty sure he was alive and had just run off. 

to visualise this a bit better, i made a bar chart of kills per character: 

as we can see, ruki is the only character who doesn’t kill kino at all! “political” deaths counted as seiji, the viboras/adlers, and kino’s manservant ending whereby the cause of death is unclear. kino killed himself once too, that’s why he’s on there.

hope this answers your question!

[wanderlust-in-my-soul]

Currently watching - October

Because I love a good little list 😊

Regularly updated during the month - colored = finished

This may contain spoilers!

Currently airing

Choco Milk Shake (2/10)

🥰🥰🥰🥰 This is so good! I love it! I enjoyed every little second of this first episode. I hope it will go on like that. The story about Choco and Milk, a cat and a dog becoming human and live with their former owner. The acting is really good! I can see the dog and the cat in them 😅 So far perfect casting!

Love in the air (11/13)

I like how much Phayu cares about Rain. I definitely have my problems with some of the things that happend and I guess there are going to be things I don't like in the upcoming episodes, but overall I enjoy it. And yes I had a very big issue with the 8th and 9th episode...what the fuck? That is all I am gonna say.

Kabe-Koji-Nekoyashiki-kun Desires to be Recognized (4/8)

It is so well shot and edited. I was just blown away by the art. The story…Well we are in episode one, but I guess it will be interesting. I am interested. The story of two people who meet again after years, one an artist and the other an idol. And I really want to know what happened that their paths drifted away like that and of course if and how their paths come together again 😊

Eien no Kino (2/8)

I am curious in what direction this will go, but I did enjoy the first episode. I like the aesthetics of the show. The way scenes were shot and the coloring. Really pretty!

Ghost Host, Ghost House (4/8)

This one is a funny one, well for now. I love the family 😅 The two mains have so much chemistry! The plot is intersting, Kevin and Pluem are soft and tender and passionate and so in love and yet there are some secrets and wounds which need to heal. And I am here for the ride. This show is so good!

War of Y (10/20)

I finally watched the next chapter...And yeah, I think I can't watch the stories week for week. I need to wait until one chapter is closed and binge the five episodes. This is one of the few bls I watch with a lot of tension in my body and no smile on my lips...I need to calm a bit before I can dive into the next drama...

Big Dragon (3/8)

I would say a promising start. Kind of a dub con situation on both sides? The main characters are both not really sympathetic😅 I like the bodyguards, if you can call them that. And I indeed like the chemistry between the mains.

Roommates of Poongduck 304 (6/8)

This one I like...Perhaps it is the enemies working and forced living together thing for me. I enjoy those storylines way too much! Overall it's funny and I enjoy their dynamic and acting so much more than in Kissable Lips.

My Tooth Your Love (4/12)

I guess this could be called a nightmare for people with a dental phobia. But it looks so messy and lovable and I am totally in for it! I enjoyed the acting and the sister is so bossy, but in a good way 😀 Never thought I would like a series about a dentist this much! But I do!

My only 12 % (12/14)

Okay, I can see why people like it. It is growing on me a lot with more episodes in. And now I can't watch any further because I want to know how this ends and I can't watch those two hurting. But I am still not fond of the amount of times the name "Cake" is said...This is really unpleasant for my ears 🙉

Fahlanruk (7/12)

This series is a mess! Fah is a dominant prick who tries to get his man by forcing him to everything (besides sex)! The dialogues are crap, the acting is sometimes really not that good, the chemistry…I don’t know. At this point I don’t know what story the series wants to tell us. You can’t be friends with benefits? If you are persistent enough your love/fuck interest will give in to you? What is it? But I have the time of my life watching this mess and with episode 5 it has happend...I am invested 😒

Ai Long Nhai (5/12)

Ai likes Nhai. Nhai kind of likes Ai. To test if their relationship could have a future they decide to test-date for a month and show all their habits, good and bad, in front of each other. That is what I got from the subtitles 😂 They are a mess 😅 So funny and yet so frustrating, because sometimes you just don’t get what they are saying at all 😂

To Sir, with love (2/28)

The first episodes are on youtube with english subs! First episode told us about their history and of their family. I really can't stand the secondary wife and her maid. Hateful bitches! But I like Bua. She would have been a great mother and in a way she is more of a mother to the children than their mums.

Self (3/6)

I have my problems with mirrors, so this one was kind of creepy for me, but I am intrigued how this is going on and if there are more episodes than two!

Remember Me (3/12)

Okay what happend? I am emotional invested in this story! Why did it become so good within two episodes? I love the domesticity and the wholesomeness of the third episode so much! It touched me and moved me and now I am looking forward to the next episode!

2 Moons: The Ambassador (3/12)

This might be the first series I will drop. And I watched Check Out...But the subtitles are a mess, the acting is cringy and the story is boring...okay, I am on ep 2, so perhaps there is some good plot coming, but right now I can't see it.

Already broadcasted series

Fish upon the sky (2/12)

I don't know how to feel about this. I don't like Pi that much, but the series managed to make me cry with their first episode. Of course I want to see where this jorney is taking me. I catch myself weirdly grinning from ear to ear and that is a good sign most of the times 😅

Mama Gogo (2/10)

There are too many series on the side to satisfy my need for second-hand embarrassment that I’ve neglected Mama Gogo a bit. There are sexy dancing men…so I will definitely keep watching, really!

Finished in October

Series

180 degree longitude passes through us (8/8 on Gaga) - very highly recommended

Damn, THIS WAS SO GOOD. The cinematography, the acting, the relationships, the tension. I am blown away! Every episode delivered. Definitely one of the best series I have watched, like ever! If you like sophisticated stuff, please give this a try. 10 out of 10 longing looks

Once Again (8/8 on Viki and Gaga) - highly recommended

This is a unique one and got me by surprise. I loved it even if I have cried the whole time watching the last episode. It is such a devastating and real ending. I knew it would be like that, but I hoped for something different. Nevertheless, it is a beautiful story about fate and love and grief. 10 out of 10 necklaces

My Ride (10/10 on Gaga) - highly recommended

This was some fucking wholesome shit! Damn! I love it. Why haven't I watched this one sooner? I had a smile on my face probably for the whole series. And Mork's smile? Pure sunshine and love and happiness. There might not be the strongest story, but it was well written and acted. 9,5 out of 10 sunshine smiles

My Bromance (2018/Taiwan) (12/12 on youtube) - recommended

This one was fun and light and I had a good time watching it. The focus is on the relationship between the mother and her two children. As funny as it gets, the series deals with serious issues and managed it not to be silly. 8,5 out of 10 sleepwalking fails

Craving You (10/10 on Gaga) - I can recommend without a doubt

This is as sweet as the desserts. It is not all lovey dovey and I didn't understand the concept of the collaboration, but I enjoyed this drama about a pastry chef and a singer who collab together. Best line of the drama: What I mean is, I decided to like you. That touched me deeply. 8,5 out of 10 madeleines

The Eclipse (12/12 on youtube) - recommended

It is really not easy to find the best words and the ebst rating for this one. I do like it very much, well until episode 11 happend...This is difficult. I wish they would have dealt a little different with all of the protests and homophobia and the revolution. It feels unfinished even though it is. After all I enjoyed watching it most of the times. The ending felt just too rushed. 8 out of 10 curses

Boys' Lockdown (6/6 on Youtube) - recommended

If you want something that makes you just feel good, watch this! I am still smiling :) The stroy is simple, but well done and acted and the characters are lovables. Two boys, who met in a drugstore and mixed up their meds, learn that they are each other's crush. So sweet. 8 out of 10 small dicks

Takara-kun to Amagi-kun (8/8 on Gaga) - recommended without doubts

I like this. It made me smile with every episode. At the end of every episode there was always reconciliation and they talked with each other! Their relationship is healthy and they care so much about each other! There is not much happening besides their story, but that is okay. 7,5 out of 10 blushing Takara-kuns

Love by Chance (14/14 on Viki) - recommended for Perth

Do I like the main story? Sure. I love Ae! He has such a cute pair of heart-eyes. And he so naturally loves Pete! I am in love with his love for Pete. Pete on the other hand, not my favorite. And the side stories! What in the holy hell was that? The amount of violence and SA, was that really necessary? But MAME...Do I have to say more? Guess not... 7 out of 10 of Ae's heart-eyes

Love by Chance 2: A chance to love (13/13 on Viki) - recommended for all of you who loved TinCan in the first one

I like TinCan. I like their story and that they are quite open and honest with everything. But the chemistry was difficult...It was there as long as there was no physical sexual contact. The story with Tin forgiving and helping his brother felt kind of rushed in the end, but Tul and Gonhin had more chemistry than everyone in this series together, so I am not mad that Tin helped his big brother to be together with his love again. The whole Ae/Pete storyline...was that necessary? And why couldn't you explain it better to your audience? Because it didn't make sense that they broke up? That made me really angry! 6,5 out of 10 for TinCan and TinCan only

My gear and your gown (12/12 on Youtube) - recommended if you don't know what to watch

This was okay. I liked the way the story was told. And I liked the couples and their energy, even though Itt had just one facial expression for anger, sadness or annoyence...that was a little bit annoying 😅 The story of those people falling in love was nothing new, but it was good enough to keep me hooked. I really appreciate the fact that they kind of educated about safe sex. 6,5 out of 10 earrings

I'm a fool for you 1 (4/4 on Gaga) - not really recommended

Confusing as fuck. I guess a few more minutes per episode could have helped. Most if the times I felt like someone just threw me into the scene or conversation without backstory or anything! I felt lost very often! But it is the best one for me out of the three. 5,5 out of 10 What is this all about

My Roommate (32/32 on Youtube) - not recommended

I don't know what this was. Barely two minutes per episode? Really? How can you tell a story with such a small amount of time? Well...I am, yet again, confused! This is just something else! 4 out of 10 I don't even know what...

I'm a fool for you 2 (4/4 on Gaga) - low recommendation rate

Guess what, I am still confused! At some points I got the impression they didn't know what they had talked about ten minutes ago and so the whole story changed without making any sense! Just no... 4,5 out of 10 why is this happening now

I'm a fool for you 3 (5/5 on Gaga) - only recommended if you like to suffer and watched the other seasons

Well that took a very dark turn! Still confused, because you don't get any backstory or explanation. But why so dark? Why so deeply devestating? And ending on a cliffhanger? Damn it...now I need to watch season four when in comes out...I need closure. 3,5 out of 10 dark turns

Evening Café (4/4 on Youtube) - not really recommended

This was bland and boring. It is a low production, but that doesn't mean it needs to be this bad. There are some good low productions out there which make just fun. This I couldn't enjoy. The acting was not good, the pacing was difficult, the scenes were cut together in a not so good way... 3 out of 10 too loud glass breaking noises!

Short films

Attraction (on Gaga) - recommended

What if you are in an established relationship, but developes attraction for someone else? You can't control who you find attractive, but you can decide to act on it or not. It is all about choices. This short was really good and it left me thinking. 8 out of 10 shared headphones

FUFU (on Gaga) - recommended

This is wholesome. Both lived a happy life together and in the end they stayed together. Of course the ending is sad but at the same time beautiful and an ode to love! While both are dealing with the inevitable ending they remember some happy moments. Worth a watch. 8 out of 10 times they felt like a married couple

Military Dog (on Gaga) - recommended if you're old enough and interested in those topics

A short film about a military officer who wants to be dominated by his master whose specialty is the training of human dogs. Yes, this is a short film of 10 minutes on GagaOOLala. I love Gaga for all the content they provide us with. I really can't watch any horror movie besides something with vampires or aliens, but I can watch those movies. 7 out of 10 doggy positions

One Last Order (on Gaga) - recommended if you like coffee and a good feeling in your heart

The story about a regular guest of a coffee shop who has a secret admirer who writes him love poems. That was a cute one, but at some points a little bit too long. But it has a good atmosphere and coffee. 7 out of 10 love poems

Some (on Youtube) - a mediocre recommendation level

You see how unrequired feels like. It is heartbreaking and devastating and full of wishful thinking. But in the end it is nothing but a friendship. At least a friendship so you have some parts of this person and you can be near them. But reality can just punch you in the guts sometimes. I liked it. 7 out of 10 daydreams

How to die young in Manila (on Gaga) - recommended if you have some spare time

I guess it is my month for disturbing things to watch...Well, I am more confused than disturbed. It is a little bit over artsy and missed the point it wanted to make, I guess? The dangers of being a male prostitute in Manila or just anywhere? But in the end I really don't know what exactly the point of this story should have been. The summary is not helpful at all... 6 out of 10 very graphic depiction of dead/dying people

Nabang Spark (on Gaga) - recommendation level low

This one was not my cup of tea. The bland story about two students and one og them wants to be close to the other and invites him to his birthday, but the other didn't show up. 5 out of 10 non existing sparks

Movies

The shortest distance is round (on Gaga) - not recommended at all

What a fuck-fest...I guess this movie was produced to show the dark sites of prostituion, sexual assault and just what could happen if your life takes a wrong turn...BUT! What the actual fuck? The plot was bland and with the ending (both versions) just stupid. I thought it was about a teacher-student-relationship as a main point, but that was just a catalyst for the following shit-show. The message is drowning in the flood of sexual content and that I think is really sad. It could have been so much more. Do I like it? Nope. Will I watch the rest of the movis? Probably... 3 out of 10 noises...oh those noises

What I’m looking forward to in October:

To Sir, with Love (Oct 3)

Kabe-Koji (Oct 4)

Ghost Host, Ghost House (Oct 5)

Two and One (Oct 5)

Big Dragon (Oct 8)

My Roommate (Oct 8)

Remember Me (Oct 9)

2 Moons 3 (Oct 10)

Roommates of Poongduck 304 (Oct 13)

Self (Oct 13)

My Tooth Your Love (Oct 14)

Hard Love Mission (Oct 15)

Doukysei (Oct 19)

My Tempo (Oct 20)

Eternal Yesterday (Oct 21)

Choco Milk Shake (Oct 25)

Grand Guignol (Oct 28)

Till the Worlds ends (Oct 29)

A shoulder to cry on (no exact date yet)

Happy Ending Outside the Fence/Happy Ending Romance (postponed until november)

[goldtoothedworm]

it’s crazy how one piece has like everything i ever wanted dragon ball to have when i was a kid

if 4kids didn’t fuck up so bad on one piece i would’ve BEEN into this shit

we could’ve had one piece numetal AMVs

a robbed childhood full of kino

Luffy is the most goofiest just wants to have fun and eat protagonist ever and him being brazilian is just the cherry on the character cake for me

i dont care about power scaling i just wanna have FUN

[frida--y]

I.. do love Hojo, I feel like he's more than the average ego-centric prick Inoue loves to show. There's a difference to making a character like Hojo and going, "what would this character do in this situation?" and making Kusaka do awful shit cause Kouhei is like, "Inoue! They like my character! Let's make him more awful!" lol, Hojo is a prick cause he's a reactionary character, Kusaka is evil in a malicious way, cause it's funny. And I hate Kusaka!! It was fun to hate him!! But the things he did were so malicious, and knowing it was just cause "the audience likes me" instead of "what would the character do" just shows the differences. Like Hojo's faults ARE his ego, but he's just the right amount of pathetic that I him so endearing (like all pathetic Inoue men). And his tendency to become obsessive over a subject really helps him as a detective, like he's an actual good one. I love episodes 18 & 19, with the pacing and the contained 2-episode plot wise, it's my favorite. It really shows Hojo's true morals, he could of brushed past this and buried it deep inside, but he truly cares about his job and what it means to others. He's forever a good guy in my eyes due to this. He turned in his hero, his mentor that taught him everything, that brought him to where he is today... and it really ate at him so much that he cries. Any other classic Inoue prick, would have manipulated the situation to their benefit, but the moment Hojo sees somethings off, he goes into his detective mode and brings the murderer (his hero) to justice. Like, legally, the most "wrong thing" I ever saw him do was go into Kino's house without a warrant cause he lost his patience waiting for him to return back home lol.

He's also.. handsome and I love him! I usually love to hate Inoue's "evil" guys, but Hojo truly feels different! Also design wise, I love him, you just HAVE to put the stuck-up, serious guy in a 3-piece suit, you just gotta! I loved that Shoichi loosened him up enough to get him to ditch the jacket to think harder about how to do Shoichi's magic trick. Do... do you think he has to take off his jacket to think harder in tough cases.... cute..... that's so cute to think about.. His haughtiness is also very cute. Like, he's nice enough to bring cake to Mana's uncle's home, but it's a gourmet cake. Eats at french restaurants. freak. eat bbq with the crew asshole.

In the beginning I was just wondering "what's this guy's fucking problem with Hikawa", but after dealing with him, it truly is his obsession of him, of this average clumsy cop saving the day one time (except for one passenger) and being placed into a position that Hojo himself was probably aiming for (being the G3 operator), it's no wonder he hated Hikawa and waits for his downfall in the beginning. He definitely loosened up a bit after his run in with Aki, teasing Hikawa about how's he's a good person haha, and actually caring about Hikawa when he got tossed into a tree, but he went back to hating him after Hikawa lost control and beat him unconscious, which.... fair, it landed them both into the hospital. Such a tension between him and Ozawa, she's the only one to verbally talk shit to him to his face lol. Much like Hikawa, he's pretty much obsessed with her and her respect. He craves getting respect from everyone and when he's denied it, or feels denied, he wants to know why and will obsess over it. He's a petty man too, never forgetting getting punched in the face by Hikawa and getting kneed by Ozawa. He believes he has to be the best.

He also recognizes righteous people! He's happy that Shoichi is Agito and he finally gets to see how human Agito is and how wrong he's been about accumulating Aigto's into one single ideal. He even finally praises Hikawa that he's on Agito's level when he's in the g3-x suit (praising Ozawa's skills by admitting this) to try and cheer him up! Another favorite scene from Hojo that shows his growth is the scene where he keeps Hikawa's secret from the G3 crew. Hojo now trusts and puts his logical sense aside to let Hikawa pilot the G3-X in the last episodes even as his eyesight went during battle. This is him putting his faith in humanity since Ozawa views Hikawa as such and it’s such a theme in Agito anyways with Hikawa being the “human” rider. Love to see it.

[toujokaname]

Get Along / Episode 2

Author: Kino Seitaro with Akira

Characters: Tatsumi, Hokuto, Arashi, Kanata, Hiyori

"...What a disappointment."

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Location: Old Seisoukan Building

Season: Winter

Time: That night.

Tatsumi: Now that we have decided on the bathing schedule and the division of household chores, let's finally decide on the beds for each of us.

Since there are two bunk beds, only one person will have to use a futon on the floor―

If it's alright with you, I'll sleep on the futon, so please decide where you all want to sleep.

Hokuto: No. I'll take the floor.

When I stayed overnight at school, I often slept on the floor.

Also, I've been wondering since the SS preliminaries in Hokkaido, but your leg isn't completely healed, is it?

Tatsumi: My apologies. Your concern is greatly appreciated.

If it's about that old injury, there's nothing to worry about. But since you're generously offering me a bed, I shall take the bottom bunk.

Kanata: Then, I will take the "top bunk"~♪ If I don't feel the steam of the "humidifier", I will "dry up".

"Ohisama"-san will also take a "top bunk", right?

Hiyori: Of course! As the leader, I want to be in a position where I can watch over everyone ♪

Arashi: Fufu. Then I'll take the other bottom bunk.

Now that all the assignments have been decided smoothly, let's enjoy our life living together from today ♪

Time: Two hours later.

Tatsumi: Excuse me, Kanata-san. Could you please leave the bath soon?

I'm the last one, so I don't mind having to do it later, but it's going to be bedtime if you don't finish taking your bath shortly.

Kanata: Wah, is it already this "late"?

I am sorry, for taking a long "bath"...♪

Puka, puka... splaaash...♪

Tatsumi: Um. Kanata-san, are you perhaps playing in the bath again...?

Kanata: Fufufu. It's not like that~ Just a little bit more...♪

Arashi: .........

(Hmm... I can't fall asleep like I usually do. Maybe it's the different pillows and bedding.)

(Or is it because of this feeling... that some noise is disturbing my sleep? It sounds strangely familiar...)

Hokuto: (Whisper) "Please... Listen to my wish! This is our last critical moment...!"

Arashi: Mm...?

Hokuto: "Do something... It's the last thing I'll ask for, for the rest of my life!"

Arashi: Hold on, Hokuto-chan. Are you reading the script from under the covers?

I can hear your voice all the way over here. It's late, so let's go to sleep early and get ready for tomorrow.

Hokuto: So you were awake, Narukami.

I know it's better to go to bed early, but... The practice period is short, and the main task this time is to read out loud. So I ought to devote my efforts to that.

Arashi: I understand how you feel, but it's hard to sleep when someone's mumbling in the middle of the room, isn't it?

Your voice is so clear that it makes me feel like someone's chanting Buddhist prayers in the middle of the night.

Hokuto: I see. I'm reluctant to do so, but if you can hear me even from under the covers, I don't have a choice. I'll go outside to practice.

Arashi: Uugh. Cold, cold, cold... Hokuto-chan, could you please shut the door?

Sigh. Now all my sleepiness is gone. Hopefully this won't happen again...

Hiyori: Myy. Though winter mornings are a little chilly, they are also refreshing!

I usually wake up alone, so it's a new experience to be woken up by someone else, isn't it?

Tatsumi: Haha. I haven't woken up a roommate since sharing a dorm with Aira-san. Perhaps due to my hesitation, I had a surprisingly difficult time.

But. If you don't mind, please leave the task of waking you up for the rest of the week to me. That much will be a piece of cake.

As a senior, I had to straighten up, too. When I was in this old building, I remember that I made it a habit to go to bed early and wake up early.

I have a radio recording with Arashi-san today, and I'd like to take the opportunity to talk about our Shuffle Project with her ♪

Arashi: Yaaawnnn...

Tatsumi: Oh my. Arashi-san, that was quite the big yawn.

Everyone else is awake, but perhaps you're not so good in the mornings? Fufu, it's a new side of you that I wouldn't have known about without this training camp.

Arashi: It's so not like that. I just couldn't get to sleep until late last night.

Ah, jeez~ It's the worst way to wake up. At least I can cover it up with makeup.

Today I have a guest appearance on Kazehaya-senpai's radio show, so I'll go to the bathroom, wash my face, and cheer up...

Kanata: Arashi~ Can you please get out of the way?

Today is an incredibly "dry" "day". If I dry up, I will die...

Arashi: I'm sorry, but I just started my skincare routine...!

Can't you wait just a bit longer? Your lessons don't start until the afternoon, so let me have priority.

Kanata: Ehh~...?

Hokuto: Shinkai-senpai. I'm sorry, but may I use the bathroom next? I have school today, so I must get ready soon.

Kanata: Uuu~... Understood. "Tardiness" is strictly forbidden, after all.

Siigh... I miss the water...

I know. There's a "shower" next door, right? I will use the "shower"...♪

Hokuto: Wha-?! Turn off that shower right now, Shinkai-senpai! You're spraying water all over here!

Ghh, now I won't make it to school on time...!

Kanata: Ah. I'm sorry, it seems I made a "mistake".

Tatsumi: (...Hmm. It looks like we're not at all in sync. I suppose it's difficult for temporary units to create a sense of harmony.)

(I had actually prepared sandwiches for everyone to have for breakfast. But from the looks of things, it seems it'd be best to wait and see how things go for a while.)

Hiyori: ...What a disappointment.

―And this Shuffle Unit was supposed to be my last job.

Tatsumi: Oh? Hiyori-san, did you say something?

Hiyori: Nope. Just talking to myself! No need for you to know!

More importantly, shouldn't the remaining members have breakfast together? After all, running on an empty stomach would ruin the atmosphere!

Tatsumi: Ah, yes. Shall we do that, Hiyori-san? Since I was just preparing breakfast―

Tatsumi: .........

(I thought I heard Hiyori-san say "last job" just now. Did I mishear him...?)

(But, I'm certain I heard it...)

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[bambipickle]

1, 3, 7, 12, 13, 20, 22, 27, 28 and 29 make an entire playlist for me

Ok so this is referring to an ancient reblog of mine

1 three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle "Deep Space" by Blank Banshee. "hakuiki (the last stage of change at the deceased remains" by my dead girlfriend (死んだ僕の彼女). "Mrahc" by Title Fight.

3. three songs you were recently obsessed with obviously "keep my address to yourself, cause we need secrets!" by Fucking Werewolf Asso. I think the tik tok song about Marcin the hamster also qualifies. Other than that i listen to "Youth and Lust" by Cold Cave a lot.

7. three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved first that comes to mind is "ADHDLGBTHWDP". "Passenger" by Deftones or any Deftones song for that matter, cause i really thought I'd grown out of nu metal. A lot of polish songs, since i dont hold polish music in high regard, but also wouldn't go as far as to say i "love" them now, just tolerate/like.

12. three favourite songs from video games this one's easy. Cyberpunk 2077's adaptation of folk song "Kōjō no Tsuki" takes the cake, always mesmerizing. "Worlds" by (as far as i remember) the Unresolved, also from Cyp77. "Fahkeet" by Light Club from Hotline Miami 2. There's so much more

13. three songs you want at your funeral i actually made a playlist for my funeral a few years back but it's not rly that serious. anyways, "Sea, Swallow Me" by Cocteau Twins, "Death Is Not the End" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, "No Below" by Speedy Ortiz (incidentally also a song from a video game).

20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one "Rosenrot" by Rammstein. "I Luv the Valley OH!" by Xiu Xiu. "Patolove" by Zdechly Osa.

22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad "Locket" by Crumb. "So You Wanna Be A Superhero" by Carissa's Wierd. "Violence" by Andy Stott.

27. three songs that you sing while drunk "Kino" by The Knife. "Stein Um Stein" by Rammstein. "Fucc the Devil" by Andrew Jackson Jihad.

28. three best songs to get drunk or high to "Vanished" by Crystal Castles. "Secret Motel" by Xiu Xiu. "2007" by You Love Her (Coz She's Dead). I just think these noisy electronic punk songs are trippy enough by themselves.

29. three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives) hard to pick three but here we go. "Not In Love" by Crystal Castles - first non-metal/rock i really enjoyed, it basically dragged me into electronica and noise. "Rumpus Room" by Xiu Xiu - the song that pulled me into xiu xiu hell, even though i knew xiu before just with this song i became obsessed (and the live gig of course). "My Favorite Black Cat" by Lebanon Hanover - just something i'd listened a lot in my (recent) darkest times. Wouldn't say it motivated me to get help but certainly did have some influence.

jesus this took forever. anyway, here's the playlist

[kin0th]

“Hey, Kino-kun. Could you tell me more about this unlimited supply of strawberries you mentioned? I’m very much interested!”

At first she had been somewhat suspicious of the other, her natural instincts telling her that something was not quite right about him and that she should be careful.

However, that quickly changed when he dropped the magic word, winning her trust in what is as easy as stealing candy from a baby.

“Honestly, I had no idea that you’re an avid fruit lover as well! ーー Guava, it was? They’re expensive so I’ve never tried them, but they have such a pretty light pink color! Apparently they pair quite well with strawberries as well. I’m sure a guava and strawberry smoothie would be absolutely delicious!”

// Sharon about to make a big oopsieーー

"I knew you would be interested in that! I mean, you scream strawberry-lover with just one look at you, so I was hoping you'd like to share this wonderful opportunity with me. Guava always makes me feel better, especially guava juice. But having that all alone is a little boring, you know?"

He could tell she liked them with one look, indeed. However, Kino was able to pick up more than her fondness for the fruits overtime, which took more than one observation, naturally. But she didn't need to know that... The excitement in her eyes was amusing, he figured that messing around with her a little would be entertaining enough, and if he could bother the other six brothers? Priceless.

"Sharon-chan, right? I wish I could bring all kinds of fruits with me at all times, but I'm only one guy. See, I have connections here and there, I could make one call and have a truck spilling tons of strawberries all over you... but that would be quite a mess, don't you think? A lot would go to waste, also. Ahh, if you truly want to share this experience with me, we could go elsewhere... like my house, for example? They deliver them there."

"And! It would be so much easier to make a smoothie! Or a fruit salad! Or a cake! ...If I knew how to bake. Well? What do you say?"

[cryptid-pet]

For Azusa's birthday I want and Kino covered in cake on who is Azusa's best boyfriend and Azusa eating his cake from their faces

Is this a type of kink//j

[mangogirlxoxo]

Special: Shu surprise party!

“The best moments are when I’m with you.”

Story:

“In the night, Shu come to the house… Feeling sleepy. But, what was that feeling?”

“Surprise!” The sound of a serpentine and lights as the music turns up, Shu stare to the small figure. The lil one girl with the mango scent; Mim.

Shu tried to understand but he was quite surprise (very surprised.)

Mim took the small diadem with wolf ear as she took the other costume accessories to match the other part of Shu's costume. She smile bright and clapped as Shu finished his costume.

She was a small red hood Little Red Riding Hood and Shu were the big bad wolf.

Everyone, even the Tsukinamis and Kino were there.

Shu felt the small hand of Mim as she handed him the birthday cake to take a picture.

“Say whiskey!” Asked Yui while taking the photo.

The night began as the clan finally started to have a good time. The music plays, the lights and the clans were strangely calm yet partying.

“Is this why you left me alone all day?” Shu asked looking at the small cake and then looked at Mim finger taking a small portion of the cream.

“You're very easy to fool.” She said playfully about to taste the mango cream, but as the same time she opened her mouth. Shu grabbed her wrist making her give a small gasp. Shu attached her fingers to his mouth and licked the cream.

Mim blinked twice blushing and then turned her face apart.

“I thought you didn’t want a sweet cake… I made it for you even that but…” She couldn’t finish.

Shu leaned to her ear making her open her eyes side to side.

“Tonight I want it.” He whispered while everyone was in their own business having fun.

Mim blushes to red…

The night was young for everyone there.

Thanks for coming to Shu birthday! We hope to see you next year! 💜✨🎉🎂🌈🎃

[dialovers-translations]

DIABOLIK LOVERS LOST EDEN Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD “Goldfish Paradise: The Disaster of the Magic Goldfish” Part 2

Original title: ゴールドフィッシュパラダイス★魔金魚の災い」後篇

Source: Diabolik Lovers LOST EDEN Imajin Webshop Tokuten Drama CD

Audio: Here

Seiyuu: Hirakawa Daisuke, Tatsuhisa Suzuki & Tomoaki Maeno

Translator’s note: I honestly felt so bad for Yuma throughout most of this CD. The poor guy was so serious and genuine about the competition, but he’s over there with barely any fish biting while the two guys just fucking around are getting one after the other. Sometimes it’d be like that in life though. The Magic Goldfish showing up was so random though, but tokuten CDs are known for being quite chaotic and unpredictable, so I can’t complain. 

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*Plop*

Laito: Aha~ Seems like the strawberry flavored ones are more effective than the lemon ones. They just keep on coming!

Kino: Honestly, fishing is proving to be quite the effective strategy to vent off any pent-up stress. 

Laito: Kino-kun! How many do you have so far? 

Kino: Good question. I haven’t been counting, but I’m pretty sure I’ve got at least more than twenty right now. At this rate, I’ll easily win this thing. …So, how many has Mr. Big Talk caught so far~? 

Yuma: Only…three. 

Laito: Eeh~? I can’t believe you’ve only caught three when a whole thirty minutes has passed already~ 

Yuma: Shut up! …Fuck! At this rate, these fuckers will run away with my prize money! I have to avoid that at all costs…!!

Laito: You say that, but I can’t picture you walking around with any sweets on you, so what will you use as bait? 

Yuma: Actually…I do have somethin’ sweet on me…

Laito: Eh? Really? 

*Rustle* 

Yuma: This thing from the packed lunch Ruki made me take with meー It’s sweet, isn’t it? 

Kino: Eh? What’s that? Could it be…warabi mochi? (1) 

Laito: Pfftー! Geez, Yuma~ I can’t believe you’ve got warabi mochi in your packed lunch. Talk about lame!

Yuma: S-Shut up! Ruki’s been really into traditional Japanese cuisine as of late, includin’ sweets and such as well…It’s not like I’m the one who asked him to put that shit in there!

Kino: I don’t really care about the backstory but…I doubt any fish will want a bite of that. Well, I’ll watch closely as all of your hopes shatter into a million pieces, so go ahead and use it. 

Yuma: Fuck off! Run yer mouth all ya want!

*Plop* 

Laito: Nfu~ You’re not getting a bite at all. 

Kino: I don’t even see any ripples in the water. I guess these fish aren’t particularly fond of sweets. 

Yuma: Why…!? Come on, can’t some random-ass miracle happen to me as well!? 

Laito: I can’t believe he’s trying to threaten these goldfish…Fufu, how embarrassing. 

Kino: Haha! This is painful to watch. Honestly, I feel for the guy. 

*Ding ding ding* 

Kino: Woah there, seems like now isn’t the time to be distracted by some guy trying to pray to the God of all Goldfish. I suppose it’s time for the final spurt to victory!

Laito: I shall do that too~ Actually, fishing is surprisingly easy, don’t you think? 

Yuma: Ya bastards…Ya really think ya can just say whatever ya want, huh? Hah! Just watch me! The true battle starts now!

*Rustle rustle* 

Laito: Oh~? What are you going to use as bait next? A rice cake filled with red bean paste, perhaps? 

Yuma: Hell nah! I’m bringin’ out the big guns this time! Imma throw in Sugar-chan! This one’s special, straight from the Demon World as well so it should be super effective! 

*Plop*

Yuma: Oh come on…Why won’t any of these fuckers bite!? 

Laito: You know…Maybe it doesn’t work on regular animals because it’s a product from the Demon World? 

Kino: I mean…using a sugar cube as bait is just bad taste, don’t you think? 

Yuma: Why didn’t ya stop me then if ya knew that!? I totally wasted it now!!

Kino: Ahー Sorry, my bad. I didn’t think you were that stupid, you wouldn’t even be able to figure out such an obvious thing. 

Yuma: Fuck…My Sugar-chan…

*Bubble bubble bubble* 

Laito: Huh? I think I saw a shadow in the water just now? 

*Bubble bubble bubble*

Kino: I think you’re right. But…It didn’t look tiny like a goldfish…

*SPLASH*

Yuma: O-Oi…What was that huge, black fin just now…? It was two meters long, at least.

Laito: I don’t know but…Since this place is called ‘Goldfish Paradise’, it must be a goldfish as well, right…? 

Kino: Haah!? No way there’s a goldfish so ridiculously big! It has to be a mistake of some sort.

*Creaak* 

Laito: Hey! Something’s tugging strongly onto Yuma’s rod! Could it be that he has that monstrous Goldfish from earlier on the hook!? 

Kino: I’m pretty sure he does. Since it went for the sugar cube from the Demon World…Perhaps it’s a goldfish native to that world as well? 

Yuma: Haah!? And what is that monster doin’ inside this run-down-the-mill fishin’ pond!? Ugh…

Laito: Don’t tell me…Could this place be connected to the Demon World somehow? …Anyway, now that you’ve got it on the hook, you better do something about it!

Yuma tries to reel in the goldfish. 

Yuma: That’s…easier than said…It’s seriously strong…I’m pretty sure I’ll end up in the water with it if I dare loosen my grip for even a split second…!

Kino: Hah…? I mean, can’t you hurry up and either reel it in or let it pull you in instead. That’ll fix the problem, right?

Yuma: Ugh…What do you mean…let it pull me in…!? We’re talkin’ ‘bout a freakin’ monster over here!

Laito: I doubt one sugar cube is enough to satisfy something of such a size! But if it gobbles you up whole, it might just still its hunger for now!

Yuma: Fuck off…! But seriously, it’s no joke how strong this thing is! Damnit…Oi! Help me out!!

Kino: Haah…?

Yuma: I can’t do this on my own, but if we combine our forces, we might just be able to reel it in! Now quit yappin’ and grab hold of my fishin’ rod! 

Laito: Eeh!? Ah, god, guess I have no other choice!

Kino: And why exactly should I get close to this sweaty, smelly guy? I can’t believe this. 

*Rustle* 

Yuma: ‘Kay, don’t let go now, got it? We’ll pull at the count of three! Three, two…one!!

They start pulling the fish in. 

Laito, Yuma & Kino: Ughーー!

*Creaaak* 

Yuma: We’ve almost got him! Give it everythin’ you’ve got, fuckers! Aaaahーーー!

*SPLASH*

*Boing* 

Yuma: Uwah…What’s this enormous, disgustin’ thing? I guess it’s a creature from the Demon World after all…? 

Laito: I think it’s about as big as our entire manor? Also…Its stench is out of this world… (hurls) 

Kino: I believe this could be a…a Magic Goldfish like the ones at Rotigenberg. 

Yuma: Ya know ‘bout these!?

Kino: They’re infamous in the Demon World for causing disaster. Never heard of them? You’ll often see them at goldfish scooping games at festivals and such. …The only downside to them is that they have a huge appetite, causing them to quickly grow incredibly large. 

Laito: Heeh…Well, if they only grow large without much more, I guess we can just let it do its thing? 

Yuma: Yeah.

Kino: Ah, right. I forgot to mention but…Its favorite food is humans. 

Yuma: Ah…? …Which means… ーー !! This is bad…!!

The fish starts cracking its teeth. 

Laito: Uwah…This guy is ready to chow down…What are we going to do about this? 

The people in the shop start freaking out.

Yuma: Oi! Doesn’t it have a weakness or somethin’...!? 

Kino: Let me think…It’s highly resistant to fire and hitting it from the outside won’t have much effect either.

Yuma: Which means we gotta hit from the inside, huh? …Oi, Mr. Fedora! Go and get yerself swallowed by it!

Laito: Eh!? Why me!? No way! Besides, I’m not a human, so it won’t eat me, will it? 

Kino: Then why not randomly pick one of those humans running around over there to feed it? 

Yuma: You can’t do that! The competition will get canceled! 

Laito: Eh!? You still haven’t given up on taking that prize money home!? 

Yuma: ‘Course not! Not only the prize money either, but the 10 kg of salt given as a bonus prize will be mine as well!

Kino: Ah. …That’s it!

Laito: Eh? 

Kino: I’m pretty sure…salt is the Magic Goldfish’ greatest enemy…? I’ve heard that if you sprinkle it on top, it’ll shrink down just like a sea slug does. 

Laito: Then we can just use the salt over there, right? Well then, Yuma…You’re our man when it comes to physical work!

Yuma: …No.

Laito: Eh? 

Yuma: I refuse to give up the prize! That salt is mine!!

*Wriggle wriggle* 

*Thud thud* 

Laito: Uwah! Could it be…Is it reacting to the word ‘salt’...!? 

*THUD* 

Yuma: Uwah! Hey! Don’t run away towards the prize money! …Ah, fine!! I really want that salt but I guess I’ve got no other choice, I’ll do it!!

Yuma runs up to the salt. 

Yuma: Aaaaah…!!

*Rustle* 

Yuma: Take this…!!

Yuma sprinkles the salt on top of the giant goldfish. 

*Woosh* 

Laito: Wow! Amazing! It shrunk in the blink of an eye!

Kino: Haah…My amazing memory saved lives this time. 

Yuma: But the competition is completely ruined…With everythin’ thrown ‘round, we can’t even tell who caught how many goldfish…Ahー …Which means, just fuck it, right? 

Laito: Eh? What do you mean? 

Yuma: I’ll be claimin’ the prize money in return for takin’ care of the Magic Goldfish. See ya!

Yuma runs off. 

Kino: Hah!? Excuse me!? How am I supposed to pay for my microtransactions then!? 

Kino chases after him. 

*Wriggle wriggle* 

Laito: Ahー Oh well, I guess this helped me kill some time. Besides, it could be quite interesting to take this Magic Goldfish home and let it free in the bathtub. …Nfu~ With that settled, I better head home right away!

ーー THE END ーー

[hellothere-generalangsty]

Three things about this episode:

The torture scene with Bix was very triggering. I genuinely considered stopping the episode for today because i was not expecting them to be so explicit about the torture.

Dedra can die in the most painful and pathetic way btw i want her to burn alive i want her to choke and die she is the worst.

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What happened in the prison, all the pressure from the beginning to the end of the episode. Cassian loosing it because he knows nobody is listening to them and the prison works on psychological torture. And when the rumor (which is the truth, really) spread and Kino started to tear up while asking everyone to basically shut up and stay in line until they figure out wtf is happening. Ulaf's fate is saddening, he's just an old man like. At his age you're supposed to garden and let your grandkids show you their weird music and make cakes, you're not supposed to kill yourself with work. And the whole cycling through levels, sending them at the other sides of the building on purpose so that no one ever notice, and when they do they all get killed...

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Vel being Mon's cousin was something i did not see coming. Her repeating Cinta's words was as much for Mon as for her I think. Also it's about time Mon drops her smelly failed hippie rock star husband. I'm still like, happy that Vel and Mon are there for each other, because clearly they can't count on anyone else in the family.

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Syril is creepy. Creepy creepy.

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This episode really is about mental/ psychological torture and abuse and the whole contrast between "nobody's listening' in the prison vs. Bix forced to listen to the distorted screams of people vs. Mon and Vel having to whisper and choose their moment wisely because anybody could be listening at any time.

It was really a hard episode to watch like. Yeah i really had a hard time going through it just because of how horrible and real these things are. People say that Andor is a thriller/horror story in a scifi world and just happens to be star wars, and honestly that's true. This show never disappoints.

[liannelara-dracula]

Hey, if this is open how would the S brothers react if their y/n hold them over their shoulders or in bridal style?

Hi Love,

wonderful question, I enjoyed making this.

- Jade

♤ ˗ˏˋ 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑦 𝑤𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝐼 𝑑𝑜 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠 ˎˊ˗ ♤

♤ ©𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟔~present day ♤

Shu:

At first, he thought you were crazy.

He really didn’t think you could do it but he let you do it anyway.

Doesn’t really care if you can tho.

In fact, he’ll use it to his advantage to have you carry him around everywhere when he doesn’t want to move.

He will prefer if you pick him up bridal style because he doesn’t want you to ruin his sleep.

“Y/n, carry me to school.”

“Shu, that’s a long way!”

“I don’t care.”

Reiji:

This is unexpected for him.

He finds it strange even.

And to be honest, he really doesn’t like the idea of you picking him up since he feels that it breaks the male and female norm where the man is the ‘stronger’ one in the relationship.

“That is not lady-like.”

He takes a lot of pride in this, however, this doesn’t stop you from catching him off guard.

For example, if he's busy with something, you will pick him up bridal style or over your shoulder out of nowhere and it throws him off.

It’s honestly the funniest thing ever.

“Put. Me. Down.”

He gets really uptight about it.

Especially if you throw him over your shoulder.

He makes up excuses for you to put him down.

“Don’t do that! You’ll ruin my posture!”

Laito:

Finds it amusing.

Likes to brag to his brothers about it.

“Look how strong little bitch is.” He’d boast whilst you’re holding him in front of everyone.

Although, apart from him being impressed, he can sometimes get on your nerves with his perverted remarks.

“I wonder if you can dominate me too~”

Growing fed up with this, it causes you to spin him and then throw him.

And this of course only amuses a certain baby-car vampire.

Kanato:

Doesn’t like to be carried.

Like he would throw a fit over it.

“Y/n put me down. The only doll that should be carried is you, princess.”

Prefers to carry you instead.

Since you’re the princess.

But if you gave him cake afterwards he wouldn’t complain.

“Fine, you’re forgiven but only because this cake is better than the last ones you’ve made.”

Ayato:

It was over a dare that he found out about your strength.

And he was just shocked.

But mostly he felt his abilities threatened.

“How can she pick up yours truly like it’s nothing?”

Now he will work out vigorously so you don’t surpass him.

“Ayato, strength doesn’t define our relationship.”

“Yes, it does.”

Subaru:

Really doesn’t like it, especially if you pick him up around others.

“Hey, what the hell!?”

He is going to be so upset.

Despite that though, he does kind of like being the smaller person in the relationship at times, especially when he’s feeling down and he wants you to secretly hold him.

He displays a tough exterior but really finds it interesting as to how you’re that strong.

Kino:

He finds it cool.

Now he wants to test your strength to see who’s stronger.

Will arm wrestle you just bc.

“Kino, arm wrestling is different than carrying someone.”

“Oh c’mon, just try it.”

If you end up winning he’s going to be a sore loser and want to try again.

“I wasn’t ready I swear.”

“Kino!”

Mukami

Ruki:

I don’t think he wants to accept the fact that this is possible.

He’s like, weirded out by it.

Like don’t get me wrong he’s impressed you’re that strong but he just hopes you’re not stronger than him at everything or whatever.

He still prefers if he’s the stronger one in the relationship.

And when you do this he doesn’t know how to feel honestly but he does want you to put him down for sure.

“You’re going to hurt yourself.”

“No, I’m not, I’m fine.”

In order for him to cope with this he make sure to tighten jars and make other things heavy so you ask him for help.

“Ruki, I need help.”

Hearing this makes him feel soooo much better.

“You just turn it like this, Y/n.”

Yuma:

Wow!!! You must be Hercules if you can pick up this man.

He is totally amused by the fact that you can to be honest.

“I can’t believe my little pig is that strong.”

Because you can pick him up, now he thinks that you can carry everything.

So he gives you heavy boxes and expects you open jars and turn other things with no problem.

“Here carry this, you don’t need me.” He’d say giving you a heavy box, almost making you drop it.

“Yuma!”

“What?!”

“This is too heavy.”

“Are you kidding me? I thought you were strong.”

“Please help me carry it.” You’d beg whilst adjusting all the weight of the box on yourself as you didn’t want to drop it on yourself.

“Huh, guess you’re weak then.”

“I’m not! I just need a little help.”

“Tch! And I thought you didn’t need me, but what makes it even worse is that you got nothing here.” He’d smirk clutching your ass.

“Yuma!”

Kou:

Finds your skill to be a way to escape his fangirls.

For example, if one of his fangirls or too many of them are getting out of hand, or are just piling themselves up onto him, you’re more than happy to literally ‘grab and carry’ him out of the crowd.

Which usually leaves everyone quite shocked to see that you possess such strength, especially him.

“Wow, you sure have quite the strength there, kitten.”

Asks you questions as to how you developed such strength and was shocked to find out that it’s just something that comes natural to you.

Thinks it’s really how cool that you have such strength.

“It’s so cool that you have such an ability, Y/N. Most people don’t.”

Azusa:

Would find it really interesting and cute.

You will do anything to protect him, especially if people are giving him a hard time at school due to him being different and coming off as strange to others.

Kind of likes it when you pick him up since it makes him feel like he’s flying.

One time, you ended up dropping him by accident and you felt horrible about it, but he told you it was no big deal.

“It’s okay . . . Y/N . . . I still love you.”

“Not it’s not.”

“But, I like it when . . . you protect me, Y/N.”

Tsukinami

Carla:

Finds it weird that you can even possess such strength.

Likes the fact that you’re strong . . . but not stronger than him.

He finds it beneficial to your safety tho since you can handle yourself easily.

This way he has one less thing to worry about when it comes to you.

But he doesn’t put full-fledged faith into it since you’re just one person.

He gets a little annoyed when you pick him up since it just throws him off.

Shin:

Like Ayato, he feels threatened by it.

Mostly because he doesn’t want to look like the weakling in the relationship.

I mean, he likes the fact that you’re strong because you’re able to protect yourself from a lot of things, but he definitely doesn’t want to be surpassed when it comes to strength.

“Babe, just because I can pick you up, that doesn’t make or break our relationship.”

“You know what it looks like that you can pick me up. I feel like a joke.”

“You’re just being dramatic.”