IAPETUS: So it looks like that exchange i wrote for is going to go live this weekend. [There had been delays because not all the requests had been filled.] The current count of works is 941, so it was suggested that we try to shoot for 1000 by writing Treats.
NAVONA: So, are you going to try to write something?
IAPETUS: Yeah. And I'm not going to sweat it if I can't finish it.
NAVONA: Is it gay?
IAPETUS: Extremely so.
NAVONA: Is it Sisters of Battle smut? [This is one of the main factions she plays]
IAPETUS: No, its [redacted]. I don't know much about Sisters of Battle.
BITCH i went to tell my tattoo artist about the taylor swift video essay i watched and before i could say ANYTHING she was like “is it about her being gay? she definitely is, right?” oh my goddddddddddddd
being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly:
-"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES"
-"there must be like… infinite sentences"
-"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent