#I also have thoughts of the lil bro omfg!!

[h-a-unted]

Lenny cannot and does not want to hurt others. He hates this trait of his because the two strongest people he knows and looks up to (Billy and his father) use violence constantly, as a weapon to assert their dominance and get their voice across. Hurting himself, though? It comes easy and, sometimes, he thinks he actually craves the pain. So, he's very prone to toxic, violent relationships and people, in general. He is a gentle lover, a gentle friend, a gentle person to everyone else but not at all himself. Someone so weak doesn't deserve gentleness. He justifies getting hurt. You either sink or you swim, in this world. You have to be tough or accept the consequences of being weak.

[st4rb3rries]

AW THE FRIENDSHIP HCS AAAA could u also write some for Tweek, Craig, and Wendy?? Thank you!!!!!!!<33

TWEEK TWEAK and CRAIG TUCKER friendship hc's .ೃ࿔*:･

pairings; tweek and craig x reader (all aged up 18+)

summary; just hc's!

warnings; slight cussing

a/n; sorry i didn't write for wendy idk how to write for her!!

YOUR FRIEND GROUP WITH THEM

craig forced you guys into all getting guinea pigs. it was at 3am too. craig saw the 24 hour pet star and was literally begging you both to get one. obviously you guys got one because craig couldn't stfu🙄. tweek named his espresso and you named yours piggy. now stripe has 2 new friends to play with!! two weeks later stripe now has one friend to play with.

tweek: "AUHG G-GUYS E-ESPRESO DIED, AUGJK WHAT AM I GOING TO DO"

y/n and craig: "WTH HOW DID ESPRESSO DIE??!??!"

tweek: "I GIVE HER COFFE JUST ONCE AND THEN-"

craig: "GOD DAMMINT TWEEK GUINEA PIGS CAN'T HANDLE COFFEE!"

you guys arranged espresso a funeral. espresso was buried in craigs backyard. she didn't deserved to be buried in her murderers backyard. everyone was crying, but tweek was crying the most. a real one was lost that day. r.i.p espresso😔🙌.

ok hear me out, you guys have a garden at tweeks house. it's y'alls relaxing garden whenever you guys are stressed from school. and it smells like coffee cause tweeks parents grow their own coffee beans their!! you guys built this garden by yourselves. it has a mini water fountain and everything. even a lil bench. you guys mostly planted flowers there.

sneaking out to the park late at night is a thing you guys do once a week. at first tweek was skeptical because you could get kidnapped. but after a few times going he now enjoys it. you guys play hide and seek cops and robbers tag and much more. it's so chaotic too because it's at night you can't see anything. lot's of screaming is heard and the neighbors once called the cops on you guys because. they thought a murder was happening💀. you guys ran away whenever you saw blue and red lights.

on those lazy days you and tweek go to craigs house and set up his movie projector outside in his backyard. you guys lay on his trampoline with blankets and munch on snacks. ghibli movies are %100 being watched. but it's all fun and games until CRAIG starts jumping. oh nah you and tweek always be flying like 300 feet into the air. so you and tweek always get craig back with a double jump. craig finally got to visit outer space that night😍.

YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH TWEEK ⋆˚✿˖°

making coffee drinks at 3am since you guys have such a bad sleep schedule!! since tweek has the keys to his parents shop. you guys sneak in and, that's when it gets real fun and messy. you guys either make the most delicious heaven sent frappuccino's on earth. OR THE MOST DISGUESTING COFFE DRINK THAT WOULD KILL A WHOLE POPULATION. like, "no tweek i aint gonna try your coffee mayo topped with celery🙄". "i'll give you $5 bucks" "ok bet" tweek really couldn't believe you drank that. he was so disappointed in you too. you drank all that just for 5 dollars tf?? even though he was disappointed in you, he recorded you drinking it. he was laughing his ass off the whole time too omfg. the next day he was so worried because he thought you died😭😭😭. in reality you got a new and exclusive virus😍.

doing your skincare for him. i feel like sometimes his anxiety makes him break out sometimes. so he comes over to your house to ask you for skin advice and for you to do his skincare! you were so excited when he asked you that like you were screaming and jumping!! tweek didn't really get the hype though🤨. first you started off with a cleanser, then a face mask. he didn't like the consistency off the face mask because it was slimey. he was like "what am i frog🙄🙄" "yes" after that you used some serums and moisturizers then you dried him off with a fan. bro was so tired and about to fall asleep until he saw you grab more boxes. "oh jesus christ what now" "nose strips and pimple patches duh🙄" tweek actually felt nice and relaxed after you were done. it became it weekly thing for you to do his skincare. but after a while he finally does it on his own everyday. he now has the most clearest skin!! thanks you to you ofc<3

so yk how tweek has his buttons all messed up on his shirt. sometimes they pop out due to his twitches so you always sew them back on just for him. but you've been sewing his buttons on for awhile and he quicky grasps the steps very easily. after a bit of practice he learned to sew his own buttons. anyways he wanted to learn a little bit more advanced things then just sewing buttons. so you taught him more! after a couple months he made so many things. like gloves, plushies, bags and much more. but his favorite thing to do is emborder his jeans and shirts. once you guys bought each other jeans and spent the whole night and morning embroidering little things and doodles about each other. i just think this is a cute little niche thing that he does. :)

baking coffee cupcakes with him is for sure a thing you guys do. he has a huge sweet tooth! i feel like older tweek is not trying to drink as much coffee since it's been damaging him since he was a kid😭. so he starts somewhere small. you suggest coffee cupcakes since he has a sweet tooth and he loves the idea. it still has coffee but not as much. he actually created the cupcake recipe and it turned out so good!! so don't be surprised when it's 4am and you get a message from tweek that says, "lets go to walmart and get stuff for coffee cupcakes." you say yes ofc because his cupcakes are so delicious!! once you guys get back from walmart. you guys put on your matching aprons and then start baking together. tweek is the cupcake expert here so you follow his instructions. whenever you mix and measure things tweek has to watch you because. one time you put the whole bottle of vanilla extract because you were talking to him and you didn't even notice. once you guys bit into those cupcakes...... you spat them back out cause they were so nasty. this time the cupcakes turned out delicious because tweek was monitoring you😭.

YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH CRAIG ୨୧⋆ ˚｡

so i hc that craig loves space as much as stripe so going to the space museum. are definitely things that you guys love to do and always do. you guys always go once a month if not more!! whenever you guys to the space museum, you never fail to smile at craigs lit up face when he enters🤭. his favorite exhibit is the big shuttle that takes up the whole place. the first time you guys were there you snuck onto the shuttle and toured it. it was all going until you guys got caught by security. you tried to ditch them but y'all still got caught. you both flipped off security whenever they escorted you out🙄. his 2nd favorite exhibit is the star room. it's a projector that shows stars on the ceilings and all the planets are hanging in there. there's also old love music playing in the background. this exhibit is for couples but he don't care. every time it's empty you guys pull up and start slow dancing. only for a minute because every time you see craigs serious face you start laughing and he does too. you guys can't take anything seriously😭 .

you and craig always have photoshoots with your guinea pigs. ik this sounds childish but, you and craigs love for guinea pigs are unmatched😔🙌. craig always goes to your house for the photoshoots. some examples that you've guys done are astronauts, race car drivers, and barbie and ken! and these photoshoots turn out so good im not even kidding. the accessories and clothes are hand made by y'all ofc. and the backgrounds are painted by craig. you always take the photos. craig does too sometimes but they turn out blurry. "i can take the photos this time if you want" "NO ITS OK I'LL TAKE THEM" (craig always prints out the photos and tapes it to his walls.) once stripe and piggy are done you let them run around in their own play area. THESE ARE SPOILED GUINEA PIGS. they have a bunch of toys, mazes that they can go through and much more. you and craig got jobs just so you can support your children🙌. once their tired from playing around you guys always make them gourmet food. craig also bought them little tables and chairs so they can eat😭. you guys get the best lettuce and herbs for your guinea pigs. and yk they be eating good since they're a lil chunky. you and craig always chop up all the veggies and plate them up. in the end you guys are very responsible and loving parents.

whenever it's late at night and the stars are beautiful expect a message from craig saying: "MEET ME ON KROOFTOP RN STAQRS LOOOK PRETYYW😭" you meet up with craig so he can read astronomy books to you. BUT only when the stars are extra pretty. obviously craig owns all the astronomy books so he brings that and a flashlight! you on the other hand, you bring blankets and snacks! craig always reads while you just sit and listen. you never offer to read just so you can hear his voice more🤭. "astronyisaphenonminathathathasbeen-" "WOAH OWAH SLOW DOWN" you say. craig says, "it's not my fault im a smarter intellectual and faster reader than you🤓🤓🤓" (with sarcasm) you guys also look for constellations too! craigs house is the best place for constellation sighting. "isn't that the big chipper or something like that?" "no you dumbass it's the big dipper🙄" you always stay up on his roof top until the dawn of morning. so it's a bonus that you get to see the sunrise too. "the sunrise is so much more prettier than those stars" "get out of my house"

craig has a thing for lego's so he insists on inviting you whenever whenever the lego set he got was easy enough for you to build. if the set is advanced then he'll stick to building it himself and here's why. it was your first time building a lego set with craig. it was that big star wars starship model. it was all finished and craig was so proud he could cry. ohhh but he did cry whenever you dropped the starship model on the ground. "y/n get out" "OH SHIT S-SORRY CRAIG IM SORR-" "please y/n just get out" THAT BIG BABY DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE HIM CRY OVER PIECES OF PLASTICCCC. once he started crying you hugged him. "OH Y/N SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL I TELL YA!!!" you told him that you were soooo sorry for dropping it and he forgave you. (he still holds you accountable till this day) that's why you and craig stick to easy models. like the valentines models personally those are his favorite to build with you because they are cute and simple. whenever it's february craig always gets a new valentine set for each day until valentines day. whenevr it's valentines day craig got the flower lego set for you and him😳. craig will always insist to build lego's when there's nothing to do "*sighhh* im boredddd" "wanna build leg-"

[master-of-stupidity]

Fuck it gonna put all my Tangled rants into a single thread that I'll just continue on if needed-

Oldest to newest btww (also spoilers most of these r about Eugene btw ik ik I'm a lil autistic spare me 💀)

That one part of Bruno is Orange but Eugene coded-

"Did you hear about that Father

Sent his own infant son away

And said "It's to *dangerous* for

you to stay so, I had to *save* you" "

I may be cringe but I am FREE

Yo omg ok so my brother is singin a Into the Woods song while I look at Tangled stuff n it made me remember a scene from the play where Gothel yells at the Prince "Rapunzel can think for herself!" n like- dude Cass said the same thing in Cassandra's Revenge to Eugene! Ooo girlll-

The way I would kill so many ppl if it meant getting a series about Lance n Eugene as kids like broooo imagineee-

Its crazy how like I'll be enjoying my day than suddenly I'll see a post of a mf going "Hey what if Eugene thought he was a yr younger cuz he was like a rlly scrawny kid?" Yeah ok sure n what if I hit u with a *metal pole*

My tangled ocs r so random its hilarious- like it goes from a bodyguard,a greedy businessman,a ringleader,n than that one serial killer who turns ppl into meat pies like how did we get here???? 😭🙏

I just remembered like just a few days ago my brother randomly said "vase" while playing Fortnite n my ass just said "vAHse" just to fck w/ him n like that kinda reminded me of that one scene of Eugene n Cass like damn they were sibling coded frrr lmao I miss em

Wdym there was a scrapped Eugene n Lance childhood episode??🧍And WDYM it's literally everything I ever wished for and more???????? 😃

Would love to see Eugene n Martin Kratt interact solely to see Martin be appalled n slowly lose his mind over how Eugene knows jackshit about animals 💀🙏

I think the Eugene genderbends look so weird to me because none of them kept the infamous goatee like cmon man don't be a coward give that girl some facial hair 🗣🗣

I should not be relating Heather's music to scenes from Tangled the Series yet here we r 😭

Omggg thinking about how Eugene proposing to Rapunzel in tts came from his abandonment issues n him literally not being able to see a life without Rapunzel omgg shut upppp leave me ALONEEE

Literally despise with every fiber of my being how the writers of the shitty Wreck it Ralph 2 movie had fcking RAPUNZEL of all ppl say "Do ppl assume all ur problems were solved just because a big strong man showed up?" They fcking HATEE the movie Tangled *so much* bro istggg

OMFG THE VOICE OF KING FREDRIC FROM TANGLED IS MR. FCKING KRABS WHAT?????

The way I wanna be bold n talk more about the "Over the Corona Walls" ep- esp about Staylan n Eugene n all the icky implications of that but I'm also so scared too cuz I fear ppl won't take me seriously or think I'm overanalyzing too much 😭🙏

Lowkey not over the fact Eugene was willing to trap himself back in an abusive relationship, "leaving" the one person he HAS died for n would die for again, all to save his best friend like bro don't TALK TO MEEEE

As u can tell I am totally normal n not at all ill about Eugene or this show 😁

What if I gave Eugene like- slight wedding trauma after the whole "Beyond the Corona Walls" incident??? I think it'd be kinda cool n in character ngll 🤭🤭

No but that prompt for the unaired Lance n Eugene episode STILL makes me so fcking ill bro stg can't STAND those mfss bro 😭😭

"And if I gave up on being *pretty* I wouldn't know how to be ALIVE" is SO Eugene coded idc idc idccccc

You think if I put Eugene Fitzherbert in The Amazing Digital Circus he'd be a walking dumpster fire considering he needs an identity to function n in TADC u like- quite literally don't have one??? 💀

Was listening to an audio last night n now I kinda wish we knew like- what Eugene's mom was actually *like* in a way considering I don't think her character was ever explored :((

Why is this plushie literally Eugene Fitzherbert omgg I want it nowwww

To the ppl who only see others as their pfps lowkey rlly hope y'all just see me as jester Eugene Fitzherbert cuz that'd be rlly funny n I'd love that 💀🙏 like yes I truly am just Eugene in a jester fit yappin my ass off on twitter dot com LMFAOOO (btw follow me @/theratbatjester)

[milkmily]

robin lowkey hating reader and always talking to steve about it and hes just like robin you dont hate her you love her and robins just like fuck

Bro bro bro I love this sm holy shit thank you for sending me this omfg. Wow I've been posting a lot lately...

IFHY [Robin Buckley]

Robin Buckley x reader

Robin just hated the way you talked, the way you styled your hair, the way you dressed, the smell of the sweet perfume you always use, and just you in general. But her buddy soon makes her notice that what she feels, isn't hate.

Robin hated you.

She had many reasons, a list that could possibly go on.

But what she most hated about you was the way you dressed, the way you sang her favorite song, the way you say good morning to her, the way your hair looked, the way you'd style it, your funny looking earrings, the way you hid your face whenever you get embarrassed about something, and so on.

She hated everything about you. You were just so annoying. Her stomach would feel weird whenever you were around her and she hated that feeling. She hated that you'd walk through the door of Family Video just to clock in.

She hated how you'd make a small joke about something so random and it actually got a small chuckle out of her.

And now, here she is, looking at the doors of Family Video, to see if you'll come to work or not. "I hope she isn't here."

"You do hope she is here." Steve says as he restocks the Movies that were brought back. "I do not. I hate her." Robin says as she keeps looking at the door. "Why do you always say you hate her?"

"I just do!" She yells. "[Name] is just really annoying." Steve chuckled and shook his head. "Yeah sure."

And the door is opened by no other than the person that Robin hates. "Good morning, Robin." You say as you walk by to clock in. "Good morning." She says, annoyed. You walk back and drop your bag on a corner. "Good morning, Steve."

"Good morning, [Last]." He says and stocks the last movie. Robin looks at you and sees you are wearing your favorite shirt, the [F/Color] shirt with a small flower in the middle. You put on the jacket of Family Video and left it open. "Aren't you going to button that up?" Robin asks.

"Nah, no one is in right now. Plus, it looks way better like this, right?" You say as you did a lil spin to show off your outfit. Robin chuckled and rolled her eyes. "Also, I brought you a sandwich because I see you don't bring any lunch." You say and went to your bag to get the lunch out.

She mostly hated how you were so kind to her, and only her. "You didn't have to." Robin says as you hand her the plastic wrapped sandwich. "Please." You begged as you pushed it on to her.

She sighs, finally giving in and taking the sandwich. She puts it in her backpack for later. She looked over at you and saw you had a bracelet you probably made. God, she hated those. Robin looked at her wrist and looked at the blue bracelet you made her.

The doorbell goes off, making you walk up to the register and greet the customer. God, she hated how your voice suddenly got high pitched just to make people feel more welcomed. She walks over to Steve and she whispers. "I hate how she has to do that voice."

"Stop saying that." He whispered back with a smile. "And they way she dressed today too." Robin says as she sees you walk to find the movie the customer wanted. "Also how she still wears our matching bracelets."

"You are literally wearing it too."

"What, it matches with my outfit." She says and Steve checks her outfit. "Most definitely does not." She just groans and leans on to the table. "I also hate her hair today. Doesn't look good."

"Thought you loved her hair." Steve says as he crosses his arms. "Well, that was one time I said I liked her hair."

"It was not. You told me so yesterday that you-"

"Okay! Okay! So what if I did?" Robin yells and then turns to see you looking at her. You giggled and waved at her. She smiled and waved back. She then turns back to Steve. "Yeah, you sure do hate them." He says and helps the next customer.

The next day, you were way later than what you were supposed to be. Robin kept staring at the door to see if you would walk in and greet her. But it was 12 and she knew you weren't coming to work.

"Why isn't [Name] here today?" She asks Steve. Steve was eating his lunch and covered his mouth while saying, "She is sick."

"Sick?" Steve nods and hands her a wrapped sandwich. "She told me to give you this." She held the sandwich and unwrapped it. She took a bite out of it and sighs. Why is it that whenever you give her food you make, it ends up being good. Even if it is cereal or a sandwich.

Heck, even water at your place taste way better then at another's persons house water.

"Why didn't she tell me?" She asks. "How come she told you and not me?"

"Because she heard you say you hate her." Steve says as he throws away his trash. "But she said she still loves you even if you hate her."

"God! That is what I hate about her!" Robin yells. "She is always so nice to me! " Steve looks at her and is ready to listen to her rambling. "I hate how she uses that stupid sweet smelling perfume when she fully knows well that I love that smell! I hate how she dresses and how she does a little spin to show off her outfits, I hate how she sings my, and I repeat, my favorite songs!" Robin yells as she feels her ears get hot. Steve grins as he knew why she even hates her so much.

"I also hate how she still wears a stupid bracelet we made together at a movie night at her place, also how she giggles at me or at whatever I do, when I ramble to her and she doesn't even intrupt." Robin stops, catching her breath. "And what I mostly hate about her is how she makes me feel these stupid feelings. Like, I enjoy her being here and how my stomach likes to make me feel funny."

"Wow, okay, I think that's enough."

"The list goes on Harrington." She says. "I know that. But please, don't continue. I think that's enough. I understand already."

"What do you understand?"

"You like her." Robin gives him a puzzled look and chuckles. "I don't think you heard me. I literally said "I hate" in everything I just said to you."

"Yes, and you don't want to admit you are falling for [Name] [last]." Steve says as he sees a person walk towards Family video. "You like her so much you don't want to admit you like her so you just say you hate her." He says and greets the beautiful customer. "Babe, make sure to get two movies!" A guy yells and the beautiful girl smiles. "Yeah!" Steve sighs as he sees the girl is already in a relationship.

Guess next time for Harrington.

Robin is still processing everything Steve told her.

Then everything clicked.

"Oh shit…" She whispered as she finally understood. She finally understood her feelings.

Robin didn't hate you. She loves you.

She loves how you dress, the way you say good morning to her, the way your hair looks, the way you style it, your funny earrings, and the way you hide your face whenever you get embarrassed whenever SHE makes a joke or flirst with you.

The way you talk to customers to make them feel welcomed, and most of all, she loves that you are so kind to her and only her.

She loves everything about you.

And she felt her stomach tingling again just by the thought of you. 'God, what have you done to me [Name].'

You drank your warm cuo of coffee as you watched TV. Your mom was working and told you to take the day off as she heard you all night coughing, nose sniffing, and you shuffling in your bed. So you called and took the day off

You remembered the conversation that Robin and Steve had yesterday and you couldn't help but chuckle. Robin was blushing while she talked about you.

"She's so cute." You say to yourself. You finally had enough of your TV and turned it off. You walked upstairs to your room and lay down on your bed. You start to feel your eyelids get heavy. Finally, you are going to get your 3 hours of sleep you had lost while shuffling in your bed at night.

Your eyes finally close but quickly go wide as you hear taps on your window. You groan and sit up. You rubbed your eyes and hear the tapping again. You thought it was probably kids throwing rocks at your windows for fun. But you hear your name being yelled.

You immediately get up, feeling a bit dizzy. You opened the window and saw the brown haired girl. "HEY! [NAME]! UM, IM GOING IN!" She says a She starts climbing up the latter you put for her. You were about to tell her to stop but she was already at the middle.

She soon got to your window and jumps in. She pants and smiles at you. "Hey!"

"Hello?" You say and sit down on your bed. "What brings Robin Buckley to my house today?"

"I don't hate you." She says.

"I know you don't-"

"No! You will hear me out! Okay?" You just nod and she sits next to you. "I hate you so much that it's so painful." She says. Your heart probably broke a little after you heard her say that. "W-What?"

"Hey! Let me speak!" You nod and listen. "I hate you so much because I love you." Your heart healed and you let out a sigh of relief. "I love you so much. I love how you are so kind to me and make me stupid sandwiches that state so good when they are from you." She says. "I love how you sing and talk. I love the outfit you wore yesterday too!" She says and then holds your hand up. "And I love that you still wear my shitty attempt of a bracelet." She says and then laughs at herself.

"I was so confused and now I see how in love I am with you [Name]." She says and drops your hand. You look at her and Robin gives you a puzzled look. "So…?"

"Robin." You say, seriously. Oh shit, she fucked up. She ruined your friendship. She started to shake and she looks down. "You never fucking shut up do you?" Robin looks up at you, offended. "What?"

"I love you too! Did you just now see the stupid fucking signs!"

"What signs?" You laughed and say, "I wear your favorite perfume, I sing your favorite songs, I still wear your shitty bracelet-"

"Hey, don't call my bracelet shitty." She says and you giggled. "And I do a little spin just so you can, and probably, check me out." Robin feels her face get hot as she looked away. "So I can check you out?"

"Yes, Robin." She chuckled and says, "I probably do. Who knows."

"Oh I know you do." You say and she holds your hand. Robin cups your cheeks and kisses your forehead, then your nose and soon your lips. You smiled in the kiss and wrapped your arms around her. She smiles and pulls away.

"So does that mean you still hate me?"

"Pffft- oh yeah, most definitely I do." She says and you giggled. "I do very much." She whispered and kissed you agaim You pushed her away as you remembered something. "I'm sick!"

"Oh shit. Oh no!" Robin gets up and walks away from you. "I completely forgot! Oh my god, I have to work tomorrow! God, I hate being sick!" She panics and you go to grab your medicine. You hand it to her and she fills the cup. She drinks it down and does a disgusted face. "God this taste like shit." She says and you just laugh at her.

You walked in to Family Video and clocked in. "Good morning Harrington." You say and put your bag in a corner. "Have you seen Robin?" Steve asks. "She's sick." You say as you restock the brought in movies.

"She got sick? How?"

"I don't know." You shrugged and placed in the movies. "Did she go over to your place or something?"

"Did you know that Robin hates kisses?" You asked while you were smiling.

"Kisses? What- Oh! No way!!"

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saudi arabian grand prix 2024 recap

* poor pierre. if i was him i would just stop showing up to races lol as i said before he’d have the same result: 0 points :)

* lando jump start? i need to know if he’s going to be penalized NEOW!!!

* also poor lance! the aston’s had great pace this weekend and i thought we could have both of them get some good points today!

* on the brighter side, safety car may have made this race interesting again!

* dumb on mercedes’ part to not pit ham in my opinion. they know that car can’t handle dirty air, regardless of how much of a tire whisperer lewis is.

* beautiful move by ollie even with the lock up!

* I CALLED THAT UNSAFE RELEASE BY PEREZ!!! I KNEW IT

* hulkenberg albon incident, what can i say…it was a tight spot to be in lol

* good job lando u tried :)))) the mclaren car is just not strong in that 2&3 sectors! perez around ham we knew that was gonna happen anyways

* OLLIE POINTS!!!! ferrari is going to tell carlos to not come back at this point

* LANDO CLEARED OF HIS JUMPSTART CHARGES!!! TAKE THAT SNITCH GEORGE RUSSELL (i’m jk i would’ve ran my mouth too but whtv)

* PEREZ PENALTY WHY DID MY DAD AND I START CLAPPING ON THIS MANS DOWNFALL LMAOOO

* “car slow” - lewis “yes the gps told me that” - bono LMAOOOO

* CMON OSCAR GET AROUND EM U GOT THIS MAKE UP FOR LAST WEEK!!!

* confirmed: my dog is a mercedes fan. she loves lewis hamilton and his voice on the radio! she perks up whenever he talks lol

* ollie is driving like an absolute g! BEAUTIFUL OVERTAKE WHAT THE HELL

* twenty seconds for magnussen. ay dios mio 💀

* hamilton 🤨 what’s this breaking thing bro

* lando sounded calm as hell on that radio wtf that was like multiple sentences

* sorry got locked into that battle in the back and completely forgot about writing my thoughts down

* i’m nervous to see how lando’s gonna end this race,,, it makes me ill

* lowkey alex’s move on yuki was overtake of the day imo!!!

* FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT FOR OSCAR! and lewis didn’t even let my boy get the overtake before he pit :(

* fast lap perez…..oh no this can’t be

* 4 second stop for lando :/ cmon man

* watching lando zip away around those corners…omfg i wanna do terrible things to him that would set back feminism 😚

* EVEN LEWIS SAID IT SO IMNNOT CRAZY LANDO IS WILD IF ONLY THEY COULD GET THE CAR TO BE FAST IN THE STRAIGHTS

* wym lando was given a warning for that…he’s just a boy :(

* i also,,,voted ollie driver of the day

* a ver, per, lec podium! i want lando up there soon!!!! i feel like we went a lil backwards mclaren…fool me once, fool me twice, I WILL NOT BE FOOLED DURING THE NEXT RACE…I THOUGHT IT WAS WHATEVER IT TAKE MCLAREN!!!!

* BRILLIANT BEAUTIFUL BEARMAN!!! he’s so cute doing a lil debrief an all sounds like a true f1 driver already!

* leclerc fastest lap 😛

* don’t think it was the right strategy to not pit during the safety car for lando and lewis, but still a fun show to watch them fight :)

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General Hc's for Colonel Miles Quraitch

❀ A/n: Ofc it was a giant blue mean alien that got me out of writer's block omfg, this is for the girlies and everyone else down bad for our baby daddy Colonel Miles Quaritch 

*.·:·.✧ ✦ ✧.·:·.*

✿ starting at number one, I like to think this man honestly got another voice in the back of his head going ‘bro-wtf goin' on?’ ‘cause lets be fr he's got the memories but his actual body doesn’t have that experience and I just feel like they don’t  match up so a lot of the time after his initial thoughts he’ll have a little voice after that voicing concerns but he can’t afford to listen 

✿ because of this, especially after he sees his body again, his human body, bro is having an extensional crisis, I think all of them are honestly (but we won’t get into them we talking about our main hoe rn) because I’m sure with their new bodies and feelings they have absolutely no time to process anything because of their mission, not their deaths, not their re-birth and definitely not their new connection and pull to Eywa and the planet 

✿ and yes I 100% believe that he does have a connection to Eywa now because of this new body and the energy it holds, the plant and the all mother recognizes this and welcomes him, just like she did with Jake, he was just more willing to listen

✿ at night Quaritch (Miles? Idk lmao) likes to walk around outside. he never used to when he was human because it was just a hassle and obviously he was more vulnerable, his old scars were proof enough, but now he was Na’vi, he could breathe the air with no problem and kick anyone's or anything’s ass that tried to get the jump on him 

✿ he looooves the bioluminescent nature, it's so different from what he remembers of earth's plants, the few he did get to see, or saw in books before he was shipped off to pandora. But being so fucking for real? He thinks it's soooo pretty like bro just lets the inner child out and is mentally frolicking in a meadow looking at all this incredible nature and all the animals and organisms that live in it

✿ he likes to fuck with the fan lizards the most, like jumping and scaring them or throwing a rock towards them to scare them, he loves to watch them fly away and disperse amongst the giant canopies of the trees, they remind him of fireflies (CAN I JUST SAY I KNOW THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS SO CUTE WHEN HES LOOKING UP WITH THAT LIL SMILE)

✿ I also 100% believe the headcanon that he loves the fruit on pandora like he didn’t fw it at first but it grew on him fast and bro will just snack on them like he finds a bush of berries he knows he can eat?? That bush finna be clear by the time he is done with it and best believe he even ate the non-ripe ones too because he likes that extra sourness 

✿ his favorite is this fruit that grows really high and looks like stars from the forest floor, but as you climb up closer you realize they are glowing pieces of fruit the size of an orange with smooth blue skin, like a plum. he loves biting into them, they're juicy like mango and the juice is fluorescent!! bro thinks that is so cool lmao and looked in the water and smiled with a glowing mouthful of fruit 

✿ he is one of the few who wake up first in the morning and has a nice cup of coffee while he waits for everyone else to get up and ready so they can debrief and get to work, it's his moment of calm before he starts his day and he just likes to take his time to remember. He wants to remember as much as possible, anything that could help with the mission of course but almost literally anything else. he feels like a stranger in his own body and he feels like he needs to get to know himself because he knows one thing for sure, he is not the same colonel as before

✿ when he takes spider as a hostage, he starts using this time to remember him and his mother Paz, she was beautiful but he didn’t feel as strongly for her as it appeared she had for him as he looked back, and although there were some memories of spider, it wasn’t nearly as much as he thought there should have been

✿ it kinda bothers him why he can’t figure out why he suddenly cares but like I said he has like no time to process this at all, this mf on the go all the time

✿ another headcanon I love is he loves flying which is 100% true, bro can never go back it is the funnest shit he has ever done, like he loves the danger of it and the ease of it is so comfortable for him it’s hard to believe the creature beneath him isn’t a machine hooked up to his brain but rather another animal with its own conscious and emotions 

✿ since he flys so much, he has a really good relationship with his Ikran. He loves to spoil her THAT'S RIGHT HER (he was shocked too ong) but he loves his little princess bro!! Best believe he turns into a Jay Pritchett from modern family with his little Stella!! I’m talking treats, I'm talking good scratches behind the wing joints and on the tail, and I’m talking playful fighting! 

✿ they have a good relationship and trust each other and because of this his Ikran likes to get a little sneaky, she’ll stalk him when watching the crew do their thing, scouting and looking for stuff for his mission, she gets mischievous, diving down to grapple him to the floor 

✿ obviously he’s a little taken off guard but he knows almost immediately that it's her and rolls around with her, tossing each other around for a bit only for all fun and smiles to cease when the click of a gun is heard not too far. Quaritch is quick to get up and out of their play and give the meanest, menacing deathly glare towards Lyle, or Z-Dog, or whoever the fuck was aiming that weapon at his best friend (basically) 

✿ “And just what the hell do you think you are doing, Soldier?” They all just shit themselves, his aura wasn’t anything but deadly and they knew they had fucked up, a quick “sorry colonel” and they turn around to go fuck off somewhere else and stop causing problems

*＊✿❀NSFW❀✿＊*

❀ yes, I most definitely needed to add this because I feel like it even though I ain’t got much💀!! 

❀ new body, new sensations ;) he loves his schlong lmao like I hate to put it that way but bro got some pride in being HUNG in that area (he lwk hung in every area but whateva) obviously he doesn’t hold dick-measuring contests (anymore) but if he did- yeah he would probs have them all beat 

❀ definitely jerked off a few times, and definitely found new triggers. When he has a little time to himself and needs to blow off some steam, he unbuckles that belt quickly and pulls down his pants a bit to get to work. He’s found his queue is very sensitive when in this kind of situation, like yeah it's sensitive all the time BUT it’s especially when he's on the brink of an orgasm, he’ll tug on it a little, the throb sending shivers down his spine and pressure straight to his tip, already leaking profusely with precum, so ready to explode but it’s when he runs his hand down the braid and rubs the nodes of the queue between his fingers, rolling them gently he cums with a deep groan and shutters quietly, riding out one of the most intense orgasms he’s probably ever had lmao 

❀ his tail is also sensitive, not quite as the queue but sensitive around the base, he found that out in the shower lol 

❀ his ears!! Also sensitive to touch, esp the tips, he likes to feel them first to sort of get in the mood, his little personal foreplay before the fun part

❀ A/n: but for now that is all I have ladies and gentlemen, please request anything, he or one-shots, requests are now officially open again!!🫶

[melancholysway]

Rating All Leo's because I can

Love our leader in blue fr fr

I’m starting to think that TMNT may be my comfort fandom and comfort show/movie, which I’m not mad about at all :,)

Anyways Yk how it goes going off personality/design/character development/my own taste

TMNT 2003

Okay, character development wise, YES. I’ve been rewatching the entire 2003 series for the past few weeks, watching little at a time, and I really see the changes in Leo. I love it. And I love him fr fr

I think his personality is really strong! He has more substance to him and really is a great version of Leo!

Design wise, not much to go off? I think the white film for eyes for the turtles is actually a great touch for this installment, so brownie points for that (:

Anyways,

4.5/5! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

TMNT 2007

If y’all don’t know about my distaste for 2007 Leo, you gon learn today

Lord have mercy

This Leo was my least favorite in terms of personality, BUT!

The “come to daddy” line JUST saved him thanks to my underlying kink and personal taste

Anyways

Cough cough

Not much development, I wish they gave some sort of flashback on how Leo was like before going to South America. Splinter just says he’s much stronger but like bro where??? (Jk)

I like his design though :) his eyes are cute

BUT LOOKS CANNOT SAVE THIS MAN IDC AS HARD AS IT IS FOR ME

2/5⭐️⭐️

TMNT 2012

This is totally not biased at all yall😍😍

I LOVE 2012 LEO IDC HES MY FAVORITE.

like his personality???? I love it. He’s not some stressed out mf turtle who tries to be Mr. Perfect all the time. He actually has SUBSTANCE. I live for it.

His design is rly nice! I noticed that his eyes are more slanted than his brothers, and his blue eyes are the cutest yall.

As for character development, one of the best aside from 2003 leonardo, I loved his growth from a nervous leader to a more confident one who knows he can get shit done!!!

ANYWAYS,

5/5!!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Bayverse TMNT

Ugh. What the fUck.

Jk

Kind of

Idk something about this Leo rubs me the wrong way personality wise? Like this version of Leo and the 2007 Leo both said some shit that seemed so not him given the situation?

He knew how much being human meant to Raph and Mikey but immediately said that their opinions didn’t matter, only his. Which I really didn’t like, it made me hate him a lil LMAO

Whilst 2007 Leo said he was better than Raph, which I feel like 2012 and 2003 Leo would never ever say out loud. I didn’t like that at all from bay Leo & 2007 Leo

Character development…meh. It’s a movie, it moves quick. I WISH we got a 3rd movie but Yk 😐😐😐my opinion may be different

As for design, this might be what saves him LMAO

I love love LOVE the tattoos on the brothers, & I like that Leo has the most! Not only that, but they kept him with blue eyes! THANK YOU.

I also like his lil fit, I’m (very) happy they decided to put clothes on the turtles. It seems more natural. Of course they’d wear clothes when outside, they’d probably feel naked without it.

Anyway,

3/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️

Rise! TMNT

omg

I love

NO THOUGHTS.

he’s so cool idc

His personality is great! He isn’t the mf leader so he gets to be as careless and free as he wants :D love that for him

I also rly love his design! I like that him & Donnie are lowkey twins too omg

I love the marks on his eyes, his lil portal weapon OMFG ALL OF IT GUYS

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT??? HMM.

I genuinely like to watch the show & there isn’t really any serious parts in it like TMNT 2003 (this version was dark I swear) but his overall character I love & every episode I come to love him :)

4.5/5! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

Masterlist

[kozmicmizuu]

Something been in my head for HOT minute, and i mean for a minute bro…

has anyone like, thought about combining the breathing techniques with the power and mechanics of the bending from avatar the last air bender?? cause i’m going insane thinking about it.

also, the demon slayer corps deserves a stronger way to fight tbh cause OMFG THEY GET THEY ASS WHOOPED‼️ i’ve always that the breathing styles were just a lil too weak?? like they’re fighting demons that can regenerate limps, have lived for centuries and other cracked abilities. like yes, they’re human and we can only do so much, but cmon steroids exist/hj (btw steroids did not appear until the 30s so…)

fun fact about me, i still- to this DAY, have not watched avatar the last air bender. I know, i know, a sin really 😕 now i really wanna watch it so ima do that frfr

ok but like that’d be so cool, like the core breathing styles (water, wind, flame, stone, and thunder. maybe sun and moon..) they’d be INSANELY COOL, and they’d be so good and so much safer and more efficient with demon slaying. idk how the other styles would work but i’d imagine it’d be pretty similar with the styles they are derived from.

ok maybe i am neurodivergent cause i dont think anyone that has there neurons not diverged thinks of stuff like this and gets a little too into it.. i really need to get checked tbh😔

ughhhhhhh i really wanna watch avatar now… cant wait to speedrun avatar until demon slayers new season comes out!!! my brain about to be busy and fried mwehehehehheeh

edit: omg i just thought if this was the case then i’m pretty sure that power rankings would be different but idk

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

House of the Dragon Ep. 4: King of the Narrow Sea, a Summary (Incorrect Quotes Edition)

SPOILERS AHEAD!

Rhaenyra: *becomes the 1st bachelorette in The Bachelorette Westeros*

Lord Dondarrion: *talks about his castle*

Rhaenyra: *bored* Hmmkay, you're old. Next!

Lord Baratheon: Princess Rhae-Rhae, that was mean.

Rhaenyra: The dude's older than my dad. How tf was that not weird enough?

Smol Lord Blackwood: *a literal child*

Rhaenyra: Wtf that's a child.

Smol Lord Blackwood: *talks about his house*

Lord Bracken: Ha! He's so smol.

Smol Lord Blackwood: ...you'll be safe under my protection.

Lord Bracken: Protection? Bitch, please. She has a dragon, she doesn't need you.

Smol Lord Blackwood: *about to lose his cool*

Rhaenyra: Aww, you're so cute. Next!

Lord Bracken: Craven!

Smol Lord Blackwood: *losses his cool* Wtf bitch, fight me!

Rhaenyra: Oh shit, I don't need to be here for this.

Rhaenyra, to Criston: Crispy, let's skeddadle.

Smol Lord Blackwood: *stabs Lord Bracken*

Rhaenyra: Omfg that kid actually stabbed him. Wtf is wrong with these people?

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *looking over king’s landing* you think my dad will be mad at me?

Criston: Well…

Daemon: *aboard Caraxes* What’s up bitches! *hits the ship to say hello*

Criston: Wtf was that?

Rhaenyra: *smiles* Uncle’s home.

. . . . .

Daemon: Bet you’ve seen the last of me, eh, bitches?

Viserys: Wtf is he you doing back here?

Rhaenyra: *thoughts* Omfg uncle had a haircut. It suits him. He’s looks hot af.

Daemon: Hey, big bro! Miss me?

Viserys: *still surprised*

Daemon: *pulls out a weapon* Btw, you can add this to the chair.

Viserys: Why tf are you wearing a crown?

Daemon: Once I beat those bitches in the Step Stones, they made me king. But you don’t have to worry, you’re the real king.

Daemon: *bows* The Stepstones are yours.

Viserys: *approaches Daemon with a sword*

Rhaenyra: *can and will do a Pocahontas if you kill him, you’ll have to kill me too if she has to*

Viserys: *smiles* Oh, I can’t stay mad at you. Get over here.

Daemon: *hugs Viserys*

Crowd: *awws and applauds*

Viserys: Welcome home, lil’ bro.

. . . . .

Viserys and Daemon: *catching up*

Rhaenyra: Wtf is going on?

Alicent: Your dad’s drunk af

Rhaenyra: Hi uncle, congrats again!

Daemon: Thank you, Rhae-Rhae.

*awkward silence*

Alicent: So, how about you see the new tapestries?

Viserys: *sarcastically* Sure, my lil’ bro wants to see that.

Rhaenyra: *walks out*

Alicent: *Follows after her* So, how is it being the bachelorette?

Rhaenyra: It’s so boring.

Alicent: Boring? Bitch, you’re so lucky guys are lining up for you.

Rhaenyra: Bitch please, they’re not after me. They’re after the fucking iron throne.

Alicent: I think it’s romantic.

Rhaenyra: Romantic? Girl, it’s so bougie. All they want is to lock me in a castle and carry their babies.

Alicent: *frowny face*

Rhaenyra: Omfg bestie, I’m so sorry.

Rhaenyra: Btw, is my dad mad?

Alicent: Is he mad? I think you should be asking how mad he is.

Alicent: Your dad worked so hard for you to be Westeros’ 1st ever Bachelorette and he’s afraid you’re throwing away your chance.

Alicent: But I’m glad you’re back. The people here are so fake and you’re my one true bestie.

Rhaenyra: Aww, I miss you too.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: So, uncle, you’re back. Why?

Daemon: I miss home.

Rhaenyra: Bitch please, you hate it here.

Daemon: …

Rhaenyra: Seriously, why are you here? Hmm, maybe you have matured. Good for you.

Daemon: You have matured too, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: Btw, dad’s like ready to sell me off to some lord who has the biggest castle.

Daemon: Consider yourself lucky. There are worse shit to be sold for.

Daemon: And besides, it’s all for politics. None of that shit is real.

Rhaenyra: For boys, I guess. But for girls, it’s a death trap.

Daemon: If that’s true, then why hasn’t my wife died yet?

Rhaenyra: My mom’s already dead. And I’m not gonna be like her.

Daemon: Stay single? That’s so sad and boring.

Also, Daemon: *thoughts* Imma bout to change her view.

. . . . .

Tyland: The Step Stones was supposed to be for the 7 kingdoms, but honestly, it’s like we traded a Sea Snake to take down a Crabfeeder.

Lyonel: Clearly that bitch is still salty because the king didn’t marry his 12-year-old daughter.

Viserys: *groans* That was ages ago. Why is he still mad about that?

Mellos: The Sea Snake thinks he’s a boss-ass bitch, my king. We all know that. I think he’s still mad because it damaged his rep.

Otto: Oh, btw, my big bro has sent me tea from Oldtown saying the Sea Snake is planning to marry his baby girl to the Sealord of Braavos’ son.

Viserys: So?

Otto: If that happens, they’d be unstoppable. So, we’d have to move first.

Rhaenyra: *thoughts* Oh shit. I feel like it’s gonna fall on me.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: Good night, Crispy.

Criston: Good night, Princess Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: *finds clothes and a paper on her table* Wtf is this?

Rhaenyra: *figures out the paper’s a map to a secret tunnel* Ooh, interesting.

Rhaenyra: *puts on the disguise and follows the tunnel*

Daemon: Very good, Rhae-Rhae. Now, let’s have some fun. *pulls her hand*

Rhaenyra: So, where are we going?

Daemon: To have some fun. *takes Rhae-Rhae to the streets of King’s Landing*

Rhaenyra: *gets fascinated*

. . . . .

Viserys: *takes a bath with servants attending to him*

Alicent: *takes loofah from a servant* Let me have that.

Alicent: The rest of you gtfo.

Viserys: Wtf are you doing?

Alicent: I’m your wife, I should be taking care of you.

Viserys: Aww, that’s sweet.

. . . . .

Daemon: *takes Rhae-Rhae to a play*

Rhaenyra: *gets offended by how people view of her*

Rhaenyra: They’re peasants and their opinions don’t matter. Let’s go.

Rhaenyra: I thought you’re taking me out for some fun?

Rhaenyra: *grabs food from nearby tray*

Daemon: Out here, you pay for shit.

Rhaenyra: But I don’t have money. *Runs*

Seller: Hey, stop!

Daemon: Don’t worry, I’ll stop him.

Rhaenyra: *runs into a Kingsguard*

Harwin: Who you running from, huh?

Rhaenyra: Omfg, ser Harwin?

Harwin: Princess Rhae-Rhae? Wtf are you doing out here?

Harwin: *sees Daemon behind her* Oh, I see.

Rhaenyra: Please don’t tell anyone.

Harwin: Oh, uh…run along now, boy.

Rhaenyra: Thankies, I owe you.

Harwin, to Daemon: S’up?

Daemon: S’up.

Daemon: Having too much fun?

Rhaenyra: Oh, you have no idea.

. . . . .

Alicent: *about to sleep, but someone knocks on the door*

Alicent: What now?

Servant: The king wants to see you.

Alicent: Wtf it’s late and I’m not in the mood.

Servant: Nothing I can do about that.

. . . . .

Viserys: *drills into Alicent*

Alicent: *pokerface* *not in the mood*

. . . . .

Daemon: *takes Rhae-Rhae into a brothel*

Daemon: *takes off Rhae-Rhae’s disguise*

Rhaenyra: Hey, wtf are you doing?

Rhaenyra: *sees people naked and doing it*

Rhaenyra: Uncle, wtf is this place?

Daemon: Isn’t it obvious?

Rhaenyra: *gets turned on*

Daemon: Doing it is fun. And it’s for everyone *wink-wink*

Rhaenyra: Really?

Daemon: Really.

Rhaenyra: *kisses Daemon*

Daemon: *backs Rhae-Rhae onto a wall and ‘touches’ her*

Daemon: Your dad’s gonna kill me for this, but who tf cares.

Daemon: *suddenly panics and stops*

Rhaenyra: Wtf? Are you fucking kidding me?

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *stomps back to her room*

Criston: Where tf did you come from?

Criston: Wtf just happened?

Criston: Princess, you ok? I’ll get the lord commander, ok?

Rhaenyra: *opens her door* No!

Rhaenyra: *grabs his helmet to lure him inside*

Criston: Wtf are you doing?

Rhaenyra: *closes the door* Here you go.

Criston: Thanks

Rhaenyra: *kisses him*

Criston: Omfg stop it.

Rhaenyra: Come on! Uncle left me hanging, I wanna get some.

Criston: What?

Rhaenyra: What?…nothing!

Criston: *allows Rhae-Rhae to take off her armor*

Criston: I could lose my head for this.

Rhaenyra: No one will know.

Criston: Oh, WTF *sleeps with Rhae-Rhae*

Rhaenyra: *victorious and satisfied smile*

. . . . .

Daemon: Where tf am I?

Mysaria: Good morning.

Daemon: Oh, hey. Long time, no see.

Mysaria: Bitch, you can pay the room on your way out.

Daemon: K bye.

. . . . .

Otto: Omfg the king will be so mad.

Otto: *visits the king* Your Grace.

Viserys: It’s so early. Wtf do you want?

Otto: I have some tea for you, but it’s not exactly very good.

Viserys: Is this about the Sea Snake?

Otto: Uh, no. It’s about princess Rhae-Rhae.

Viserys: Wtf did she do now?

Otto: She was seen last night outside the Red Keep…in a brothel.

Viserys: So?

Otto: With her uncle. And they were…

Viserys: Still not seeing your point. Go on.

Otto: Daemon and Rhae-Rhae were…

Viserys: What?

Otto: I think you know what I mean.

Viserys: No, I don’t. You have to say it.

Otto: They were…👉👌

Viserys: Say it.

Otto: They were…coupling.

Alicent: *gasps* Omfg

Viserys: *in denial* That’s not true.

Otto: I wish.

Viserys: Where did you hear this tea? I’ll have their heads!

Otto: Well, I have spies everywhere and servants have said they saw her in boy’s clothes at night with her uncle.

Viserys: *outraged* So, you’re spying on us? WTF OTTO

Otto: No, that’s not what I’m saying-

Viserys: No, you’re so ambitious that you want Rhae-Rhae out of the picture so your grandkid can be the heir. Bitch, don’t deny it!

Otto: That’s not-

Viserys: GTFO

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *combing her hair, then there’s a knock on her door*

Rhaenyra: It’s open.

Criston: Hi princess.

Rhaenyra: *smirks* Oh, hey. So, you here for round 2?

Criston: Uh, no, Queen Ali wants to see you.

Rhaenyra: Hmm, k.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: Hey, bestie.

Alicent: Wtf happened last night? My dad had some juicy hot tea against you.

Rhaenyra: Whoa, calm tf down.

Alicent: Were you with your uncle?

Rhaenyra: I mean, yeah. I haven’t seen him in years. Just went out and had some fun.

Alicent: Bitch, don’t lie to me.

Rhaenyra: Ok, wtf did your dad said I did? That I drank and sneaked out after curfew?

Alicent: That you fucked Daemon in a brothel!

Rhaenyra: *sweats nervously* What? HOW DARE YOU! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU! WHY TF WOULD I DO THAT?

Alicent: You Targs have weird-ass kinks. And knowing Daemon, yeah, that’s not suspicious at all.

Rhaenyra: Ali, bestie, you’d really believe a lie over me? Where did your dad even hear this?

Alicent: Idk, honestly. He told your dad about it and I just overheard.

Rhaenyra: Omfg you’re accusing me of this because you were nosy? Wtf Ali!

Alicent: I just wanted to help you, Rhae-Rhae. So you did not…?

Rhaenyra: Daemon never touched me.

Alicent: …

Rhaenyra: I’m your bestie. I’d never lie to you.

Alicent: …

Rhaenyra: I swear to you on my dead mom’s grave.

Alicent: …ok, I believe you.

Queen Aemma: *spills her tea in heaven* WTF RHAENYRA! I DIDN’T DIE AT CHILDBIRTH FOR YOU TO LIE TO YOUR STEPMOM!

. . . . .

Daemon: *comes back to the Red Keep hungover*

Kingsguard: The King wants to see you.

Daemon: Get off of me!

Daemon: Wait, no, don’t do that. I need you to help me walk.

Kingsguards: *drags Daemon to the throne room*

Daemon: *rolls on the ground*

Viserys: Wtf did you do to Rhae-Rhae?

Daemon: Good morning to you too.

Viserys: Aren’t you even gonna deny it?

Daemon: I’m sorry, what exactly did I do?

Viserys: You defiled her! *kicks him*

Daemon: Why tf does it matter? We used to fuck bitches when we were her age.

Viserys: Rhae-Rhae is my baby girl. And your niece!

Daemon: Rhae-Rhae is a woman. She can sleep with whoever she wants.

Viserys: *grabs Daemon’s collar* You son of a bitch! You took her v-card. Who will want to marry her now?

Daemon: I’ll do it.

Viserys: Are you fucking crazy?

Daemon: No, I’m serious. I’ll marry her.

Viserys: Bitch, you’re already married!

Daemon: Fuck it! Aegon the Conqueror had 2 wives, why can’t I?

Viserys: WTF, DAEMON! JUST GTFO!

. . . . .

Daemon: *enters the dragonpit to get Caraxes*

Caraxes: Lemme guess, you got exiled again.

Daemon: Just stfu and let’s gtfo of here.

. . . . .

Alicent: Have you spoken to Rhae-Rhae?

Viserys: Nah

Alicent: Look, I know Rhae-Rhae, ok? She’s not a liar. But I’m not sure about Daemon though.

Viserys: So why would he lie then?

Alicent: Idk. To spite you? Because let’s be honest, you’ve exiled him way too much.

Viserys: …

Alicent: Rhae-Rhae would never lie to me. And I know it.

. . . . .

Rhaenyra: *walking towards her father’s chambers*

Rhaenyra: *thoughts* Omfg I’m in so much trouble.

Rhaenyra: *tries to take the dagger*

Viserys: That’s Aegon’s dagger.

Rhaenyra: *jumps* Wtf dad you scared me.

Rhaenyra: *reads inscription in the dagger*

Viserys: It’s larger than everything, even your…desires.

Rhaenyra: …

Viserys: I could write you off my last will for what you did, Rhae-Rhae.

Rhaenyra: But that shit isn’t even true. You aren’t even gonna ask me what really happened?

Viserys: It doesn’t fucking matter! People have seen you, Rhae-Rhae. Now our reputation is destroyed, thanks to you.

Rhaenyra: *sighs* If I was a boy, I doubt you’d even care about it.

Viserys: But you’re not, so stfu!

Rhaenyra: …

Viserys: Btw, I decided to marry you to Laenor Velaryon. And I don’t want to hear to complaining about it. And besides, we need the Sea Snake back. They have the best ships and they also have dragons, so it’s a win-win for us.

Rhaenyra: Fine, but you need to fire your Hand.

Viserys: What? He’s a good man.

Rhaenyra: You know he wants baby Aegon to be heir. That’s why he had me spied, right? So he could report it to you if I did anything stupid.

Viserys: … *doesn’t deny it because she has a point*

. . . .

Viserys: 5 days.

Otto: What?

Viserys: 5 days after my dad died, you replaced him. And now with me as king, you’re still the hand. But I wonder…

Otto: …

Viserys: Aemma’s death still hurts, and so you planted your own daughter as a distraction. I married her and she gave me a son. Now, you then had Rhae-Rhae spied, make sure she does something stupid so I would disinherit her and name baby Aegon the heir.

Otto: Well, sometimes you need to hear the truth. I mean-

Viserys: Bitch, please. I already figured out your plan, Otto.

Otto: But-

Viserys: You’re fired. We thank you for your services. Now, please if you can show yourself out, that’d be great.

Otto: …

Otto: Wtf just happened.

. . . . .

Mellos: *carrying a Plan B tea* Sorry to disturb you this late, princess.

Rhaenyra: No, it’s fine.

Mellos: I prepped this carefully so you should be fine.

Rhaenyra: I’m sorry wtf is this?

Mellos: It’s a tea, princess Rhae-Rhae. Your dad insisted I make you some. Because let’s be honest, nobody likes accidents *wink-wink* K bye.

. . . . . . . . . . . .

Here's Ep. 4. Enjoy! 🤣

[writinandcrying]

Sexuality / gender preference (if you aren’t comfortable with labels)

HI OMFG OKAY

This can be any version of the TMNT preferably bayverse or 2007? I don’t mind do your thing fr fr LMAO

straight / I enjoy men / she/her

5’1/gym rat so I’m a lil muscular/usually curly hair but I have braids in right now/glasses/ lots of piercings & a few tattoos :) but we follow each other on ig so idk why I just gave you my physical description LMAO

INTJ :)/im pretty funny if I do say so myself/very independent/sarcastic/I have a weak social battery but depends on which group im with/impulsive

My love language has to be touching or cooking- No in between :,)

Y’all know I love me the 2007 TMNT movie as bad as it is/im going to college to be an English prof :)/my dream job would have to be one of the nicest schools where the area I live in is suburban & I get a fun lil house to myself that I can host parties in >:)

I really love horror games/art/working out/cooking

I think one of my toxic behaviors is that I fall out of love as quick as I go into it, so if someone does something I don’t like it’s sort of a deal breaker for me

Pet peeves: guys that chew with their mouth open/guys that yell to get their point across/uneducated men/Pisces men/guys that aren’t into or against spiritual things like saging rooms or crystals or incense :,)

Deal breakers: if he’s rude to other women or doesn’t respect his parents/doesn’t have an education/is very anti-weed to the point that they’ll break up with someone over it (like bro it’s never that serious)/if he doesn’t take care of himself physically and mentally

How do I usually act: I don’t ever ask for anything, im very independent so I never ask a guy to buy something for me or pay for something :)

HIEEE omg im so excited for this one hehehe

i really need to thought this one through but like..... Jas i need to be 100% serious..... you are 100% perfect for rottmnt leo fr like idk i think you both would have such a nice time together lmao

i match you with..

Leo

Surprise!!!! no but seriously- honestly this could go either Bayverse or 2007, i know rottmnt is extremely different from these two, but like... i can recognize all those personalities being different and still making it work with you! ur a leo girl what can i say lmao

I usually don't focus or comment much or physical appearance, i only ask bc its easier for me to visualize the match up, but since i do know how you look like, how your voice sounds, i can 100% confirm he would be down BAD by first glance (mikey would too, but like its mikey he gets crushes left and right) specially with bayverse, Leo is a an adrenaline junkie, he's too introspective borderline shy to actually voice it, but like..... tattoos, piercings, everything that society would deem as a "rebel" look(? do i make sense i hope so) Leo would be into it. He can deny as much as he wants, but he's into badass looking people idc yall can fight me on this one (this also applies to rottmnt, although i kinda see Rottmnt Leo being a bit... like almost every version of Mikey, he gets crushes easily on a wild range of people, but he most def LOVES when someone knows how to use slangs and has a funky lingo going on, and you DEF have that, he would 100% fall for you ever harder after exchanging a few words with you)

Every Leo version deserves a funny s/o. Bayverse and 2007? they NEED to laugh, a light hearted relationship is perfect for him and i def see that going on with you two (: he loves how you can effortlessly can deliver a punch line when he least expects it, my personal head-canon is that all Leos like to joke around, due being introverted, the oldest sibling and the leader, Leo closes himself a lot around his brothers, the only one chill enough to truly explore that side is Rottmnt Neon Leon, so if he ever decides to test the "imma make you laugh" waters with you, thats a sign he not only trusts you, but wants to impress and deepen your relationship with him

Thank GOD you can cook cuz this man cant LMAO

Leo's Love language is def Quality time, he will need some time to adjust into physical touch as your way of showing appreciation, but soon enough he looks forward to it! loves to mindlessly caress your hand, back, tights when you are hanging out, gives killer massages! likes to hear about your day as you both lie down on his futon and your head is in his lap or your you are both lying down and your legs are above is tights, soon enough he will discover he's actually really into gentle touches, give him time to ge used to it tho cuz he never really considered even having a s/o, so, baby steps regarding physical affection is the way to go!

He's so interested in your major, i shit you not he asks to see your assignments and homework. Leo loves to read, and if college was a possibility for the turtles, i can see him either doing something related to Linguistics, maybe Anthropology (def more focused on Japanese culture) he def likes to dive in those topics and he geeks the f OUT with you regarding your college major

The bumps on the road; 1-he cannot deal with someone impulsive. We all know his relationship with Raph, and we ALL know he can be controlling on his worst days, you both would have to compromise during missions or even daily tasks, he wants to be part of the planing, he wants to know whats going on, but at the same time he cant micromanage you like shit that sucks a LOT. 2- he needs someone steady. he fall in love extremely slow, so for his to work out, he would either have to speed the process up or you to pump the breaks with falling out of love rapidly 3- ..... give him time to be more pro-weed please LMAOOO (although i know this points can be """solved"""with loooads of talking, and thats something nice about your relationship, at certain stage, both of you are completely honest and open about your issues, and both can be understanding of each others limitations and personal growth that shall occur on future)

"if he’s rude to other women or doesn’t respect his parents" Leo gotcha, and honestly? he feels the same, if you cant show respect to the elderly (aka master splinter) wtf you doing?

"guys that aren’t into or against spiritual things like saging rooms or crystals or incense" Leo def knows anything related to Japanese culture and i think he (and mikey.. and Donnie) would be the most open-minded towards new healing / spiritual activites and techniques? although there are different reasons to each one of them; Donnie is bc he's curious about well- everything, Mikey is bc he always wants to try new things and lowkey finds it cool, And with Leo, he wants to be part of your life just like he wants you to be part of his, so please be open towards learning Japanese costumes and he shall participate in your costumes as well.

Loves that you are independent, he likes being there for you don't get me wrong, but.. he's a busy turtle, if you cant handle yourself once in a while, that might be a deal breaker for him. Chivalry is kinda big for him tho, so let him treat you when he can, he likes to woo you sometimes so just let him lol

Ok so i know Raph is like, the gym king or whatever but if you ever briefly mention you would like to use it the one the boys have around the lair, he will "randomly"show up there, Raph will def tease him if he tries to help you out on a machine that you and Raph combined know way more than he ever could lmao. He does asks you if you would like to join him into his training sections at the dojo, he's way more comfortable in there and he swears is not as stinky as their gym after Raph uses it, really looks forward to the day you accept his invitation into teaching you some self defense moves here and there

Ok you didnt mention this like...he loves how you always reply REALLY FAST!! like at first he's taken back cuz? usually april or casey take a few good minutes even hours to respond, humans have their things to do on topside and he gets it you know? he's also relatively busy most days, so when he almost automatically gets a reply from you, Leo def got surprised on the first chats he had with you, he begins to love it how fast you can come back to him with texting, he doesnt have to worry if you are in danger after escorting you to your home, or when you are leaving college, work, yadda yadda, he knows its not extremely healthy to be on your phone 24/7 but when you are away from him, he loves it he can have almost imidiate contact with you

Over-all: Really chill relationship but still has some fire into it??? at the same time?? both of you just gets eachother, and he feels free to show his funny, daring, flirty / teasing self he almost NEVER shows to anyone, so lucky you!

hope you liked it!

match ups are closed for now

[degreeofdisorder]

young royals s3e1 episode reaction:

oh god oh lord

let's go

and his LAWYER? is this about sara reporting him?

oh ludwig speaks

THEYRE BEING SUPPORTIVE???? I fr thought their marriage was a sham lol

PILLS????? KRISTINA??????????

bro wille really is a mini kristina huh.

wait simon's never been to the palace before has he?

a SETTLEMENT??????????

BRO HE POSTED CSAM TO THE INTERNET WDYM A SETTLEMENT

oh. my god burn it to the GROUND LINDA

oh? oh my god? what the fuck???

"piss person" well you little bitch baby that is Indeed what you are so

ugh

Linda is so right but so is Simon

I really hope this isn't how it's solved tho I wanna see August burning

"I just want it to be over" oh my baby boy oh my son

what's this hi hi what is this heartstopper

CAN Y'ALL KISS??? IVE WAITED LIKE A YEAR AND A HALF?

"cozy" oh kflfjdlfjdlgkdlgkdlgkdl little shit

(ps if I didn't rewatch yesterday I fully wouldn't have caught that throwback)

when Simon touched the curtain I knew kslfjdlfjdlfjdlfj

THEYRE SUCH PRETTY KISSERS IM GONNA RIP MY LEGS OFF

IS THIS HOW YOU IMAGINED IT

THIS IS BETTER

BROOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE FOOT

omfg they're SO CUTE I'M LOSING MY MIND

oh OH oh they're GOING at it

oh come ON

well that was precious as all hell

and now they're going back inside as if they weren't dry humping in wille's room 3 minutes ago. kings.

I want to smash rickard's face against a fire pit

simon: oh fuck. wille: oh yea you're lucky I didn't shoot you piece of shit

I'm losing my mind at linda being extremely surprised while kristina's like "sighs yeah. fucking figures. erik would never"

also losing my mind at wille's face lil bro is like AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN BAP BAP BAP

[maddie voice] FUCK YOU AUGUST

oh now linda's all disappointed. ok. be a better mom then.

i will literally rip August's face off idc

KRISTINA??????????

KRISTINA

omg felice

oh baby girl no

BUT SARA WAS A SNAKE

I want to give felice so many hugs my bbg

oh my god farima what the fuck sjgldjfkdjfldkf

WHAT THE FUCK

oh my god she really said "ok you're super gay now, wonderful, how can we use this to our advantage"

WELL ASK THEM?? YOU'RE THE LITERAL MOTHER IN THIS SCENARIO. ACT LIKE ONE.

linda has been pissing me tf off since last season idc

omg someone snitched on hillerska

OH

OHHHHHH

OH THEY KISSED IN PUBLIC

OH MY GOD

OH THEYRE GOING ALL OUT

hey now hey now this is what dreams are made of etc etc

BOTH THE CROWN PRINCE AND YOUR BOYFRIEND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA

B O Y F R I E N D

let's fuckin GOOOOO ENDGAME BITCHES

if simon sneaks out it's gonna bite them in the ass tho lmao

"sleep with a freshman" August did that twice lmao gross

OH THEY KNEW

OH MY GOD HE'S DOWN BAD

vincent is such an asshole barfs

DONT TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT AWAJFLSJFKSJFSKJ

fine. I'm coming out. i am a big august/sara enjoyer.

not the tiny heart that's so fucking cute

he can't get tattoos?? that's such bullshit. get a tramp stamp wille it's what you deserve

not felice unloading on wille and simon HDKFJDKGJ babygirl I love you and you need a therapist bc that's so inappropriate

"how do you get over your best friend" felice baby im gonna send you a google doc called the lesbian masterpost hang on

yeah of course that piece of shit nasty asshole talked to the press lmfao

"ex" y'all kissed like twice, [clare from derry girls voice] look at the state of ya

actually? can rosh and ayub talk to him? with their fists? and a knife preferably?

you know, I actually kinda like nils. he's so fucked up but you can see he genuinely cares abt wille. in his own lil fucked up extremely upper class way.

SARA

SARA NOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh lmfao that's literally how my dad's house looks like when I show up haha sad

omg are they gonna initiate her again

OMG

OMG BABY GIRLS

BRO THEYRE GONNA CLEAN HER ROOM AND TAKE HER TO NEW YORK

TEEN GIRLS BRO

oh wille seems so cozy. wonder what's going to go down now.

oh did they write an article abt simon

oh

oh it was not about simon

oh sweet baby jesus

I mean. it was totally alexander wasn't it lmfao

but also like....... I love that they're blowing that shit up. blow that school up.

ALL CLASSES?????

aw they're sitting together. boyfriends.

"did that happen to you" how is wille more worried abt the gay porn one and not ALL THE OTHER SHIT THEY DID TO HIM

oh I like her she reminds me of the lady from the incredibles

ohhhh

NOT THE PHONES TOO?

get over yourself vincent. fuck you vincent.

oh they're gonna close this shit

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fuck okay wonderful

[tired-biscuit]

Hey so you started csm? May I ask who is your favourite character(s)? Or anything you wanna say about the manga I just wanna hear your thoughts 'cause they are amusing for me lol

hi!! yep, i'm on chapter 32 as of now and have watched the first episode of the anime. my bf is a big fan of chainsaw man actually, so he suggested that i read it cos he knew i'd like denji.

and my man was right about something for once (yippeeee, let's clap for Luka 🤩); cos i absolutely love denji, ok?? he's one of my favourite characters so far next to power. i like how chaotic and unhinged they are, as well as the fact how they lead their lives by sharing custody of a single brain cell. the constant bickering is rly entertaining, especially when they decide to be menaces together. also him calling her powy? it's so cute in a way lol

oh, and i also love how sharp both of their teeth are....... that's a big plus for me iykyk

AND OMFG THE WAY I GAGGED IRL AT THE VOMIT SCENE I------ i was reading it, all cutesy and fluffy like in my jammies on the couch, yankee candle lit up (black cherry scent btw), cup of tea in hand; all of that aesthetic autumn shit, and then it's just that scene with that fucken kiss........ istg i started resembling my fucken cat when she smells something weird, i was gagging more than i do when my bf holds his dick down my throat for a lil bit too long, i was all over the place byeeeeee 😭 called my bf crying about it, tears in my eyes, sniffling like "WHAT WAS THAT FUCKEN KISS, BRO--- AND HE SWALLOWED IT ALL"

[baekhvuns]

I wanted to quickly address the anon who talked about my comment about expecting more from my faves. I don't know if they're gonna see it, but I was talking more generally not just about Ateez, but my point still stands. I understand people who think it's their best album and that's fine, I do have my issues with it because of personal preferences, but I can still appreciate their work. My initial impression wasn't very positive, but I got over it, the album confuses me which had never happened with Ateez before, that's why my reaction wasn't the best at first. I'm someone who is rather critical even of the things I'm a fan of, which is normal, so I don't love everything just because it came from my faves, but I realise not everyone is the same and it's totally ok. So, anon I'm glad you love Movement and you're entitled to your opinion, but don't stress too much about people's thoughts!

Ahhhh, Seonghwa actually talked to Soul! He probably adopted him, lmao also did I send this? Can't remember but 😭 from cool senior to cute lil loser. Buuuuut Keeho spoke to Joong and apparently called him handsome?

Actually I never thought of seeing BP, but if I have the chance why not?! Doubt they'll come to MY area though.

Baek I'm clenching my fists thinking of that panther fic...

Oh I love Coraline, but Noddy is straight from hell, sorry to that lik guy but STAY AWAY. That's not Bob just fucking Robert, at least the OG Bob looked somewhat cute, but this guy? Nah I'm not hiring him, idc.

Yeah I did wore a hanbok, the whole preparation process took a while and I was SWEATING, but the lady who dressed us (my friend's aunt) was so lovely and dedicated. I took some photos yes!

I saw Everline pop up store announcement 🔫 I don't know when my albums arrive but one of my flatmates went to a different city where they have a big kpop store and bought some albums for me, lmao. I'm too curious I need to unbox something real quick, so we'll see what kinda of pulls I get, any bets?

I can't stop looking at that video of Hwa running, THE PASSION? Yeah I need that fic now thanxxxxx. I did athletics, my fave discipline was long jump and high jump, I was obsessed with pole jumping, but sadly had no chance to really train it, so I only tried it a few times hahaha.

DEMON DEMON DEMON. But also a biker huhuhu I'm 🙈

Omfg the specialists yes, I was never that into Winx, though they served looooooks, but I remember I do. 💖

Ummmm Hwa??? The oiled arms bro, so funny but he's H O T, San's waist and omg Jongho is kinda wearing a skirt or is it a coat lmao I can't see it's too early. But I can't wait to witness those fits in motion, if they were white they'd be channeling their inner Android Guardians lol. - DV 💖

hi hello!!

I wanted to quickly address the anon who talked about my comment about expecting more from my faves. I don't know if they're gonna see it, but I was talking more generally not just about Ateez, but my point still stands. I understand people who think it's their best album and that's fine, I do have my issues with it because of personal preferences, but I can still appreciate their work. My initial impression wasn't very positive, but I got over it, the album confuses me which had never happened with Ateez before, that's why my reaction wasn't the best at first. I'm someone who is rather critical even of the things I'm a fan of, which is normal, so I don't love everything just because it came from my faves, but I realise not everyone is the same and it's totally ok. So, anon I'm glad you love Movement and you're entitled to your opinion, but don't stress too much about people's thoughts!

!!!!! so well explained !!!! <33

Ahhhh, Seonghwa actually talked to Soul! He probably adopted him, lmao also did I send this? Can't remember but 😭 from cool senior to cute lil loser. Buuuuut Keeho spoke to Joong and apparently called him handsome?

SOUL?? PLS PLS SEONGHWA NEEDS TO ADOPT HIM HE NEEDS TO PLS 😭😭😭 CUTE LITTLE LOSER INDEED WHAT IS THIS MAN 😭😭😭 miss dv anon, do u agree that undercut looking real fire there 🔫 KEEHO ALWAYS BE SPEAKING FACTS HES SO RIGHT

Actually I never thought of seeing BP, but if I have the chance why not?! Doubt they'll come to MY area though.

i haven’t either bc their stuff is kinda $$$ but hopefully the concerts aren’t fbfb MANIFESTING IT FOR U BFF IDK WHERE U LIVE BUT THEYD DEF GO OR NEAR THERE 😭😭

Baek I'm clenching my fists thinking of that panther fic...

☺️☺️☺️ panthers, choking, architectures, plotty, dark magic, y/n’s dark past, king hwa’s marriage, the drama the twist??? the sweet little panther named dumbles <3 in ur area soon

Oh I love Coraline, but Noddy is straight from hell, sorry to that lik guy but STAY AWAY. That's not Bob just fucking Robert, at least the OG Bob looked somewhat cute, but this guy? Nah I'm not hiring him, idc.

IM SORRY???? WHY SHE KINDA CUTE??? DNNSBDSB NO LITERALLY 😭😭😭 LMFAOOOO ROBERT 😭😭😭😭

im…so???????????

Yeah I did wore a hanbok, the whole preparation process took a while and I was SWEATING, but the lady who dressed us (my friend's aunt) was so lovely and dedicated. I took some photos yes!

DJSJS HOW MANY LAYERS WERE IN IT??? omg this so cool did u do the main character spin in it??? NAUR THATS SO COOL !!!!! omg sweet little aunt 😭😭

I saw Everline pop up store announcement 🔫 I don't know when my albums arrive but one of my flatmates went to a different city where they have a big kpop store and bought some albums for me, lmao. I'm too curious I need to unbox something real quick, so we'll see what kinda of pulls I get, any bets?

AYO???????? BESTIE OPEN UP FBI OPEN IM AT UR FRONT DOOR PARK SEONGHWA IM SEEING EITHER ONE SEONGHWA OR A MINGI OR A YUNHO DBDB 😭😭😭 iM ON MY WAY HIDE UR KIDS AND UR DOGS ITS GONNA GET ROWDY OF U GET THIS MINGI IM RUNNING

I can't stop looking at that video of Hwa running, THE PASSION? Yeah I need that fic now thanxxxxx. I did athletics, my fave discipline was long jump and high jump, I was obsessed with pole jumping, but sadly had no chance to really train it, so I only tried it a few times hahaha.

hear me out :: sports rivals to lovers, two ppl from different universities who ONCE knew each other and now go against each other but what if the, what if their uni makes them become a team <3 bc their uni’s are joining hands to beat this one school 🔫 LONG JUMP??? AYOOOOO THATS SO COOL WTF??? i used to roller skate but brOKE my wrist <3 lOvely bc i got yelled at by the teachers <33 JSJSJSNDJ took way too many sports later but never continued dbdb BESTIE U MUST BE SO FLEXIBLE,,, damn was it the time u still drank water or like did it happen after 😭

DEMON DEMON DEMON. But also a biker huhuhu I'm 🙈

HE, HE’S THE DEMON

AND HE bestie isn’t that the gaze of a panther 🔫

Omfg the specialists yes, I was never that into Winx, though they served looooooks, but I remember I do. 💖

YESSSS WINX CLUBS OUTFITS WERE TRULY >>>> tho personally for me the show was a little hard to follow 😭😭

Ummmm Hwa??? The oiled arms bro, so funny but he's H O T, San's waist and omg Jongho is kinda wearing a skirt or is it a coat lmao I can't see it's too early. But I can't wait to witness those fits in motion, if they were white they'd be channeling their inner Android Guardians lol. - DV 💖

LMFAOOOO HE LOOKS LIKE A GLAZED DONUTS AND THEY NEED TO CLOSE THE GYMS 🔫🔫 JONGHO LOOKS LIKE HES ABT TO DANCE TO GODS MENU DBDBDBD 😭😭 UR SO RIGHT CANT WAIT FOR THE OUTFITS TMR,, hopefully we secure a win today 🤌🏼

oh and…

IM SO SORRY FOR SENDING THIS BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SENDING ME

id also like to say this is the upcoming yunho fic’s chemistry in a nut hell one /// two

i would also like to humbly ask, which one looks better FHFHFH

[intoafandom]

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME SPOILERS!!!!!

Sorry i dont know how to do that cut thing sooooo just scroll lol.

Ok so I just saw the movie and i have A LOT to talk about and i need to get this out of my system so i can somehow sleep tonight 😂

First of all i LOVE that we were just thrown straight into the action during the opening scene. No bs just BOOM “SPIDER MAN HIT ME!!” SHUT THE FVCK UP KAREN!!

And speaking of karen’s lol, I binge watched every spider man movie ever during this past week and I watched far from home last night and UM at the end may asked peter where his bags were and then she goes “oh yeah they got blown up” AND UM PETER’S SUIT WAS IN HIS BAG. YOU KNOW, THE ICONIC RED AND BLUE ONE THAT TONY MADE FOR HIM. SO IS THAT DESTROYED? ARE WE EVER GUNNA HEAR FROM KAREN AGAIN!? PLEASE I NEED HER😫

NED AND PETER YELLING DUDE AT EACH OTHER THROUGH THE PHONE LOL

And then after all the sht he’s suddenly dealing with, all Peter wants to talk about is May and Happy’s relationship

Ned incriminating himself during the interrogation scene😂

WHEN FREAKING MATT MURDOC SHOWED UP OMFG MY ENTIRE FREAKING THEATER STARTED SCREAMING WHEN WE SAW THE CANE!!

AND WHEN HE CAUGHT THE BRICK AND THEYRE LIKE HOW DID U DO THAT AND HE’S JUST LIKE IM A GOOD LAWYER LMAOOO

Also whoever threw that brick, GO TO HELL

And speaking of hell, everyone who decided to draw devil horns on peter, yall cant head there too just saying

And NGL when they were like, we need a safe place to stay, TELL ME WHY THE FIRST THOUGHT I HAD WHEN I SAW HAPPY’S APARTMENT WAS “OMG IS THAT PETER’S ROOM!? LIKE IS THAT THE ROOM TONY HAD FOR PETER!?”

Its cuz of all the fanfics i read where he gets a guest room all decorated for him

But like come on all the decorations and stuff on the walls really made me think it was peter’s

Like the islanders jersey?

DUM-E!?!?

WE GOT DUM-E IN A SPIDER MAN MOVIE YALL I CANT HANDLE THIS

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HAPPY GAVE PETER HIS LITERAL FREAKING BEDROOM

THOSE TWO HAVE COME SO FAR FROM CIVIL WAR AND HOMECOMING IT HURTSSSSSSS

And UM BETTY UM WHAT TF ARE YOU DOING REPORTING ON PETER FOR THE DAILY BUGLE, WHO YOU KNOW FREAKING HATE HIM

LIKE GIRL PETER IS YOUR EX’S BEST FRIEND WTF ARE YOU DOING

Anyways I LOVE Peter’s teachers so much. They were funny af in ffh and they were funny in this movie as well. When one of them saluted Peter 😂

And when all the kids were taking pictures of him as if y’all didn’t participate in bullying him his entire high school career

Yeah you lil hoes, I REMEMBER WHAT YALL CHANTED AT LIZ’S PARTY IN HOMECOMING

And speaking of liz’s party, FLASH DONT ACT LIKE YALL ARE BFF’S AS IF YOU DIDNT BULLY HIM YOUR WHOLE LIFE

Also i DIED when they showed flash’s initial reaction to finding out peter was spider man

Anyways the college scenes really struck me. I’m 19 so I literally just went through the whole college admissions process and Peter not getting accepted to any school, even despite his intelligence and achievements (like bruh he interned with tony freaking stark bro) was really sad honestly. And they fact that none of them got into MIT and you could see it on their faces was so upsetting

Also backtracking a bit, when they first mentioned how they wanted to go there when they were on the rooftop and Peter goes “there’s plenty of crime in boston right” i DIED at that cuz I’m from Massachusetts and dont live far from Boston at all and just hearing the name of the city im so close to was just 😄

And the “wicked” thing 😉 iykyk

So now we head to dr strange and all the snow lol. This scene was very different from what we saw in the trailers. I was expecting wong to tell him not to cast it but all he said was “leave me out of it”????? Like ??

Also he’s the sorcerer supreme now?? Cuz strange blipped? But shouldn’t the most powerful one be the sorcerer supreme like the last one said (remember, the bald lady. Idk if she actually had a real name)

But anyways I found it really interesting that wong never actually talked him out of casting the spell in canon.

Anyways I really like how the spell casting scene played out. How one by one Peter started adding ppl to the list of who should still be allowed to remember that he’s Spider-Man, and then how the world seemed to break apart, kind of symboling and foreshadowing the end of the movie.

I also love how Peter didn’t realize he could call MIT associates and plead his case to them. It shows how he’s still a kid and hasn’t learned that there’s multiple options instead of just one in any given situation. Which again kind of foreshadows the main plot divergence of the movie (how he wants to send them back but figures out ways to help them instead of letting them die)

Also, REALLY FLASH? PETER IS GOING THROUGH THIS SHT AND YOURE LOWKEY BLACKMAILING HIM?!

Anyways when Peter waved at the helicopter and was like I CAN SEE YOU I died 😂

And when doc oc showed up and the whole theater started screaming and cheering

But I absolutely love how we got to see Peter actually protecting regular old civilians during this scene. He was helping them off the bridge and saving the falling cars.

It gave serious parallels to tasm 1 when peter has all of the cars hanging off the bridge after his first encounter with the lizard

And I honestly dont like that lady he saved. Like bruh he really had to save your life for you to reconsider? As if he wasn’t already the smartest kid to apply to ur ‘dumb’ school

Lol see what i did there hehe

Anyways I really did love the scene where peter was fighting doc oc. And i LOVED when Peter took control of his arms with the nano tech and made him move around like a puppet 😂 and i LOST IT when he opened and closed his hand a few times like idk it was just so funny to me

AND WHEN GREEN GOBLIN THREW HIS BOMB THE WHOLE THEATER WENT INSANE AND THEN HE ACTUALLY APPEARED SKIDKDKDKSK MY FAVORITE VILLAIN EVER😫

Also when lizard showed up and everyone in the theater went crazy and they were like “A DINOSAUR” 😂

AND BRO WHEN THEY WERE DESCRIBING GREEN GOBLIN AND PETER’S LIKE “a flying..green elf” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA BRO THAT WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE LINES IN THE WHOLE MOVIE I WAS LAUGHING FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES

Also whoever threw the paint at peter YOURE ON MY LIST TOO

But the inside-out spidey suit was cool af

AND WHEN ELECTRO AND SANDMAN SHOWED UP EVERYONE WENT CRAZY!!

AND THE SOUND DESIGN OMG I COULD LITERALLY HEAR THE SAND AND ELECTRICITY BEHIND ME AND GOING AROUND MY HEAD

AND AHHHHH BRO WHEN THEY PLAYED ELECTRO’S THEME SONG I FREAKING SCREAMED BECAUSE THAT SONG IS SO SICK AND I LOVE IT AND I LITERALLY SAVED IT ON SPOTIFY THE OTHER DAY CUZ ITS SO GOOD AND I LISTENED TO IT TODAY CUZ ITS SO GOOD AND THEN THEY PLAYED IT AHHHHHHH

Also im glad he started out as his blue self from tasm 2 and transitioned to getting his body back. “Are we just gunna pretend im not standing here buck a$$ naked”

And osborn fighting with his dark side and smashing his mask!! And then he goes and finds may and she implants the idea to help them in Peter’s head

And i love Peter’s moral compass. He doesn’t want the villains to die even when they do terrible things. Its a throwback to homecoming when he saves the vulture.

AND PETER FREAKING ASTRAL PROJECTING AND HE CAN STILL MOVE HIS PHYSICAL BODY BRO THAT WAS HILARIOUS.

But like im assuming its his natural spider sense thing. Like thats SO cool like he doesn’t even need to be conscious for his spidey sense to work

AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT SPIDER MAN IN THE MIRROR DEMENTION LIKE AHH

AND HE BEAT DR STRANGE AT OWN GAME. I looooved this scene cuz its a perfect combustion of spider man AND peter parker at work. He shows his actual intelligence by figuring out its geometry “you know whats cooler than magic.....MATH!!!!”

And when Peter takes them all back to happy’s place and later happy’s on the phone like ????

But anyways CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PETER RECREATED THE CHIP FOR OTTO LIKE OMFG THIS DR HAS SPENT HIS ENTIRE CAREER WORKING ON THIS STUFF AND PETER JUST FIGURES IT ALL OUT. They REALLY showcased Peter’s intelligence in this movie which i adored cuz we never got to see that side of him in the mcu. Like in tasm 1 we got the whole compilation of peter creating his web shooters and just generally being really smart so seeing mcu peter’s brain at work was soook satisfying

And call me crazy but I FREAKING LOVED Peter’s relationship with osborn. He seemed to actually really like Peter when green goblin wasn’t in control and it was very cool and refreshing to see.

AND TONY’S FREAKING ARC REACTOR CONSIDOANODOSKJDOAKS

And i love that immediately after doc oc gets cured he automatically wants to help peter

Now listen. Can we TALK about Peter’s spidey sense. This is what ffh was leading up to. I ADORED the way his spidey sense was portrayed in this movie. It was INCREDIBLY well done. The way the sound got muted and faded out and all of the voices were quiet and echo-y. And the way things ALMOST felt slow motion as he walked around happy’s home and how his footsteps were so loud and you could almost feel them. And that light high pitched sound that occurred every time he sensed something. (It reminded me of all the times peter hallucinates gwen’s father in tasm 2) I thought it was absolutely brilliant the way it was portrayed and it deserves some credit. It was so cool and creepy at the same time and it made the scene so suspenseful and unique. That build up to the first fight with green goblin was so well executed and was one of my favorite things about the whole movie

Speaking of favorite things in the movie, one of my favorite scenes was Peter’s fight with green goblin. It was SO suspenseful and just flat out insane. They way he told may to run before the fight started, the way everyone escaped, and the actual fight itself. It was just so BRUTAL ive never seen anything like it in an mcu movie. They were just trading blows back and forth with no freaking breaks. Goblin picked him up and slammed him into the floor so hard they smashed through multiple floors of the building. And Peter sitting on his shoulders/ front side and just repeatedly throwing gruesome punched and elbows at goblins head. It was so intense and flat out brutal.

And BRO when he had Peter pinned on the floor and he grabbed his hair and pulled him up a bit and Peter STILL tells may to run cuz the serum didn’t work. That was STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFIC BRO I SWEAR. Thats like exactly how I picture peter in the fanfics when he’s getting hurt like that

And then when he sent the glider at May bro omfg. And on top of that he threw a BOMB TOO.

Bro I really wasn’t expecting may to die at all so it was a huge shock for me.

AND THE GREAT POWER GREAT RESPONSE LINE TOO 😫

And can i just say, Tom Holland you absolutely PHENOMENAL actor. That scene was one of the most heartbreaking scenes from any movie and tv show ive ever seen.

He was like “its okay we’ll take it easy” and “just please wake up and talk to me” but the line that really REALLY broke me was how he just KEPT REPEATING “it’s just you and me may. Its just you and me”

STOP IT TOM IM FREAKING SOBBING OUT HERE OMFG CUZ THEY WERE LITERALLY ALL EACH OTHER HAD. THEIR ONLY BIOLOGICAL FAMILY. BRO IM LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING AN IRONDAD FIC WHERE MAY IS DEAD BUT I NEVER ACTUALLY IMAGINED IT HAPPENING AND IT HURTS SO MUCH OMFG IT WAS SO GUTWRENCHING

AND HIM AND HAPPY MAKE EYE CONTACT JUST ADDING TO MY PAIN AND THEN HE HAS TO LEAVE HER DEAD BODY THERE CUZ THOSE A$$HOLES ARE SHOOTING AT HIM AND ARRESTING HAPPY

And when jj is doing the next broadcast and it just shows Peter’s face and you can tell how DEPLETED he is as he’s watching it I CANT

And then AND THEN NED SAYS HE WISHES HE COULD SEE PETER AND SOJFKSOCKKDS B!TCH WHEN I TELL YOU EVERY PERSON AND THE THEATER FREAKED THE FVCK OUT OMFG

AT FIRST I COULDNT TELL IT WAS ANDREW BUT THEN I SAW THE SHAPE OF THE EYES AND THEN HE WAS RUNNING TOWARDS THE PORTAL AND COMING THROUGH AND THEN HE WAS RIPPING HIS MASK OFF AND THEN ANDREW GARFIELD WAS FREAKING THERE AND IM GETTING CHILLS THINKING ABOUT IT BRO THE ENTIRE THEATER FREAKING LOST IT OMFG THE CLAPPING AND THE CHEERING AND SCREAMING OMFG

and mj’s reaction throwing bread at him and he’s like “yeah i dont get the spider sense for BREAD”😂

AND HES LIKE IM STICKING TO THE CEILING WHAT ELSE DO U WANT AND HE HAS TO CRAWL ACROSS THE CEILING AND CLEAN AN COBWEB LMAO

AND WHEN TOBEY CAME AND THE THEATER REACTED EXACTLY THE SAME WAY AS ANDREW

AND WHEN THEY SAW EACH OTHER AND THEY IMMEDIATELY MIRRORED EACH OTHER BY FLIPPING ONTO THE CEILING AND SHOOTING WEBS AT EACH OTHER

And when they all go to see Tom’s Peter oh my freaking fvck dude

Tom Holland really is an incredible actor and he really knows how to destroy our hearts.

When ned and mj just come and hug him and he’s just sitting there sobbing SOMEONE HELP ME OMFG😭😭😭😭😭

And then tobey and andrew come and they have the whole conversation about who they’ve lost

AND ANDREW TALKING ABOUT GWEN AND HOW SHE WAS HIS MJ AND HOW HE’S STILL GUILTY

AND TOBEY TALKING ABOUT UNCLE BEN AND HIM AND TOM SAYING THE RESPONSIBILITY QUOTE AGAIN STOP IT😭

And CAN WE TALK ABOUT THEM ALL WORKING IN THE LAB TOGETHER OMFG. I LOVE HOW IT SHOWED HOW EVERY VERSION OF PETER PARKER IS A FREAKING GENIUS UGGGHHHH

Tom Tobey and Andrew have the best freaking chemistry and i cant wait to see the behind the scenes footage so we can see their banter and everything cuz the three of them together was so amazing

And when someone was like “Peter” and all threes of them all spoke at the same time and did the spider man pointing meme ahhhh

And ned talking to tobey and was like do u have a best friend and he’s like he died in my arms after he tried to kill me and the way ned looked at tom after that was HILARIOUS AND WHEN HE SAID HE’D NEVER TRY TO KILL TOM’S PETER THE WHOLE THEATER LAUGHED CUZ HAHAHAH HEMOGLOBIN

And Peter’s broadcast about how he was sorry and how he needs all the luck🥺

AND THE FACT THEYRE BUILDING A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD ON THE STATUE OF LIBERTY

AND ANDREW AND TOBEY CHILLING FOR A SEC AND ANDREW CRACKING TOBEYS BACK AHHAHA

And when they were about to start the fight and all three of them were just shooting the breeze with each other

I’LL SAY IT AGAIN I LOVE THEIR CHEMISTRY AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER

AND THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT THE VILLAINS THEY FACED AND ANDREW GOES “i faught a russian dude in a rhino costume”

AND TOBEY GOES “i faught a black goopy alien”

AND TOM GOES “i faught an alien too. Here and in space. He was purple tho”

AND ANDREW GOES “i wanna fight an alien. You guys are way cooler than me”

AND TOBEY GOES NO YOURE AMAZING

AHHHHHHH IM SCREAMING HHAHAAGAHA

AND ANDREW SAYING HOW HE ALWAYS WANTED BROTHERS STOP IT MY HEART

AND WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TOBEY CAN JUST PRODUCE THE WEBS ON HIS OWN I WAS DYING

AND ANDREW SAYING HE LOVED THEM FOSNSINNDUABDIDNDISNKXOSMXZ MY HEARTTTTTTTTT

AND WHEN THEY CAME BACK TOGETHER AND TOM WAS LIKE WE NEED TO WORK AS A TEAM I WAS IN THE AVENGERS AND THEYRE LIKE COOLS WHATS THE AVENGERS ARE U IN A BAND LMAOOOO

AND WHEN THEY CALLED THEMSELVES PETER NUMBER 1 2 AND 3 AND THEY DID THE POINTING MEME

AND TOM GOES “USE YOUR TINGLE” CUZ THEY ALL HAVE THE SENSE AHHH

AND WHEN THEY DID THEIR POSE TOGETHER THE WHOLE FREAKING THEATER ERUPTED OMFG

AND WHEN THEY STARTED SWINGING TOGETHER AHHHHHHHHH IT WAS SO FREAKING COOL

AND AHHHHHHHH WHEN ELECTRO WAS THERE WITH THE ARC REACTOR IDK IF ANYONE NOTICED BUT WHEN HE FIRED THE ELECTRICITY IT SOUND LIKE IRON MAN I LITERALLY SCREAMED

AND WHEN CONNORS TURNED BACK TO NORMAL AND THEY PLAYED TOBEY’S ICONIC SPIDER MAN MUSIC I ASCENDED!!!!!

AND THEY PLAYED ANDREW’S TOO

AND WHEN DR STRANGE WAS LIKE IVE BEEN STUCK IN THE MIRROR DIMENSION FOR 12 HOURS IT SOOOO REMINDED ME OF IVE BEEN FALLING FOR 30 MINUTES!!!!!

AND WHEN MJ FELL AND TOM COULDNT SAVE HER SO ANDREW DID OH MY FREAKING GOSH THE ENTIRE THEATER FREAKED THE FBCK OUT OMFG AND THE WAY HE LOOKED AT MJ AFTERWARDS OMFGGGGGGGGGG

AND WHEN DR STRANGES CAPE SAVED NED AHHHH

And bro

BRO

Peter’s final fight with green goblin. Bro

IT WAS SO FREAKING BRUTAL OMFG

PETER LITERALLY WENT PSYCHO EVER SINCE MAY DIED FREAKING PREACHING HOW HE WAS GUNNA KILL GOBLIN HIMSELF AND WHEN THEY ACTUALLY FAUGHT, ON CAPS SHIELD NO LESS, IT WAS FREAKING INSANE. HE HAD NO FREAKING CHILL OMFG HE JUST KEPT PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AND PUNCHING AND SLAMMING HIM TO THE GROUND AND OMFG IT WAS ACTUALLY FVCKING CRAZY

AND WHEN HE PICKED UP THE GLIDER EVERYONE SCREAMED AND TOBEY HAD TO STOP HIM AND THEN GOT STABBED HIMSELF AND EVERYONE ACTUALLY SCREAMED OMG

AND WHEN PETER MADE THE DECISION TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET HIM AND DR STRANGE WAS LIKE “so long kid” STOP IT MY HEART

AND WHEN TOM TOBEY AND ANDREW FREAKING HUGGED STOP STOP STOP IM IN PAIN I WANT MORE AHHHHHHHH

AND WHEN PETER AND NED HUGGED AND DID THEIR HANDSHAKE AND PETER NED AND MJ WERE ALL CRYING STOP IT

AND WHEN ANDREW AND TOBEY FADED OUT IT LITERALLY REMINDED ME OF HOW VISION FADED AWAY AT THE END OF WANDAVISION AND HOW LOKI GOT PRUNED IN LOKI

AND PETER VISITING MAYS GRAVE AND HAPPY DOESNT REMEMBER HIM AND HE MENTION HOW HE LOST A FRIEND AND HE WAS TALKING ABOUT TONY STOP STOP STOP

AND WHEN PETER WENT TO SEE NED AND MJ STOPPPPPP

AND WHEN THEY SHOWED PETER IN HIS EMPTY APARTMENT WITH NOTHING BUT A LEGO FIGURE FROM STAR WARS

AND HIM MAKING A NEW SUIT AT THE END THATS LIKE A COMBINATION OF ALL THE SPIDER SUITS FROM HIM ANDREW AND TOBEY/A MORE COMIC ACCURATE ONE

AND IM SO HAPPY HE’S BACK TO RED AND BLUE THO

AND THAT FINAL SHOT OF HIM SWINGING INTO THE CAMERA AND ITS LITERALLY LIKE A FLASH OF SPIDEY EYES ITS FREAKING CRAZY

AND THE POST CREDIT SCENE WITH EDDIE AND VENOM!!!! EVERYONE CHEERED SO LOUD

AND THE BARTENDER MENTIONED IRON MAN AND HULK

AND WHEN EDDIE DISAPPEARED AND PART OF VENOM GOT LEFT BEHIND AHHHHHHHHHH

AND A TRAILER FOR MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS AHHHHHHHH

CREEPY BEAUTIFUL WANDA!!!!!

LIZZIE I LOVE U EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING

AND DARK DR STRANGE!!!! WHAT IF COMING THROUGH AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Ok but real talk literally Peter’s completely alone now. His entire family is dead and the 3 final ppl that he loved dont even remember he exits.

He had no access to stark tech and has no more connection to the Stark family. That must be so freaking devastating for him. Him and tony were literally like father and son and for peter to no longer have that connection anymore is just

Ugh i cant

And bro whats pepper gunna say when she sees the pic of him and tony in the kitchen and all the other pics of them that probably exist

And no one knows he’s mays nephew so he literally has zero finances or back up plan. He literally has nothing except spider man and his identity. Like say goodbye to college cuz he can barely pay for this apartment

But he is going for a GED test which is something cuz he cant even get his high school diploma since no one remembers him or his school records or anything

There are so many problems thats Peter’s gunna have to face that most people probably haven’t even thought about and its so crazy

We’ve got three more spidey movies coming so we’ll see what happens

But literally this movie was just totally insane. I literally deleted all my social media apps so this wouldn’t get spoiled for me. I didn’t even read any fanfics just in case (im sooo excited to read some fix it fics with my three spider babies being cute brothers together (and my forevee fav irondad ones ofc))

It literally nailed everything on the head. The only thing I wouldve loved to see was stan lee. Even if it was just his face on a magazine cover like in venom. This is the biggest spider man movie of all time and it would’ve been really special for him to be in it somehow

This movie felt like no other marvel. Yes it had humor but it was honestly so dark, especially when u compare it to the other two spider man movies (ESPECIALLY homecoming) The only marvel movie that had this sort of dark feel was black widow and maybe endgame

And i love that they found a way to mention every single character even if they weren’t in the movie. Rhino, vulture, mysterio, mary jane, gwen, harry, etc. nothing and nobody was left out. They even teased miles!

And i loved the buildup and hype that came with this movie. All the times the actors were asked about it and all the memes we got from it. ANDREW IS OFFICIALLY THE WAREWOLF GUYS!!!

Also just wanna mention remember that pic that leaked of Andrew with his hand in the bar? And everyone was trying to figure out if it was real? Well when we saw that shot in the movie my freaking theater screamed AGAIN LOL

This movie was so crazy it literally feels like a fever dream now that I watched it. Like DID I REALLY JUST WATCH THAT AND IT ISNT SOMETHING IVE LITERALLY HAD DREAMS ABOUT!!? IS THIS REAL!? It blew by so fast man the pacing was so good i couldn’t tell how much time had passed

Also this is kinda random but i LOOOOOVED how they brought back a few of Peter’s homecoming outfits

But literally can we talk about this for a sec. Literally in like September of 2019 we received the news that disney and Sony couldn’t negotiate a new contract and it meant that tom would no longer be in the mcu. And now here we are two years later. Who would’ve thought back in 2019 that we’d end up with three generations of Spider-Man movie all together at once. It’s honestly mind blowing and making me emotional. Im so proud and happy for tom andrew and tobey.

Im so proud of everyone who worked on this movie and im so thankful that I was lucky enough to watch it, especially on the official opening night. The hour and half I spent trying to buy these tickets and all the prep i went through. It was truly an incredible experience. The audience I watched it with was so amazing, some dude literally did a backflip and screamed LETS GOOOO during the credits and we all cheered. The first time i ever experienced people screaming in a theater was during endgame and i was really hoping this would be the same and man did we out-do ourselves as an audience lol. Marvel fans TRULY ARE OUTMATCHED. I wore my spider man socks and a midtown high sweatshirt and even brought a spidey blanket with me. Im just so happy I was able to experience this. I literally cant wait to watch it again and make some edits for it (maybe even some fics too) Its was PHENOMENAL 3000/10❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙🕷🕷🕷

[lostaurorax]

Dude! Okay I don’t know if you’ve seen the TikTok’s where the woman is pregnant and the dad or best friend just swipes their hand over the belly twice and gently fist bumps it like they’re fist bumping their kid but it’s super cute and I can see Fez & Ash doing that with the reader and Wyatt when he’s born 🥺🥺

HI BABE AND OMFG YES I HAVE AND THATS THE CUTEST THING EVERRRRRRRR!!!!!! i literally loved writing this and hope you enjoy! i love this little fam and glad you all do as well!!! <33 also lil update this has been sitting in my drafts FOREVER!!!!! and i completely forgot to post it so here ya go i hope you missed this fam 🫶🫶🫶

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you sat on the couch with your feet propped up on the coffe table in front of you scrolling aimlessly on your phone when ash came up to you.

“hi ashy.” you said looking up at him with a smile on your face

“hey y/n you mind if i do sum’ real quick?” he said slightly motioning to your round belly showing from where your tshirt had been pulled up.

“not at all. long as you don’t tickle me.” tou said looking cautiously at him.

“nah i’m not.” he said as he pulled his phone out and swiped his hand across your belly before pressing his fist up against it.

“did you just fist bump my stomach?” you said laughing at him

“nah i dabbed up my lil bro in their!” he said smiling at you

“okayy” you said slightly confused but still thought the gesture was cute

the second time it happened you and fez were laying in bed early one morning as his head was resting on your chest and his left hand was gently rubbing your belly.

he silently pulled out his phone and swiped his hand over your belly and pressed his fist up to it.

“oh my god ash did the same thing to me just the other day!” you said sitting up when you saw what he had done.

“lemme show you ma hol’ up” he said scrolling through his phone looking for the video to show you

as he passed you his phone you watched the video of someone dabbing up some woman pregnant belly and watched how at the end they had dabbed up the baby

“omg is this what you guys are doing? that’s so cute!” you said tears filling your eyes. god pregnancy hormones were a pain in the ass.

“aw baby don’t cry.” he said gently wiping the tears from your eyes as you just smiled at him.

it started becoming a sort of routine. on the first of each month fez would make a video and on the last day of each month ash would do it.

“y/n! it’s the last day of the month cmon!” ash said from the living room as you were in the bathroom.

“okay okay i’m comin’!” you said washing your hands before exiting the bathroom.

“sorry i can’t run unless you want me to tip over!” you said walking as fast as you could too him with your nine month pregnant belly.

“nah y/n take your time. ion want you to fall.” ash said now worried you might

“okay i’m here!” you said plopping down on the couch next to him.

“ight ready?” he said his phone already facing your belly

“yup!” you said smiling up at him

as he swiped his hand over your belly and fist bumped it you felt your baby kick.

“omg?! y/n did he just fist bump me back!!!!” ash said excitedly

“omg i think so?! has he ever done that before?” you said

“no!!! omg that was so fucking cool!” ash said now sitting down on the couch and rewatching the video next to you.

“hm maybe that means his ready to dab you up in real life…” you said rubbing your belly as he kept kicking

not long after you had given birth to little wyatt ash o’neil…..

“yo y/n!!! i almost forgot.” ash said walking over to where you and wyatt were laying on the bed.

“forgot what hun?” you said tiredly

he didn’t say anything as he walked up to wyatt and gently dabbed him up

“my bro for life!!!” ash said excited he could finally dab him up in real life.

[belphies-pillow]

Pfffff, I reas the granny headcanons and the instant thought that came to my mind is "What if MC was literally an infant?" Like, they literally kidnapped a baby for a demon exchange program. *insert panicking brother noises*

Bahahaha!!!! I’m going to operate under the premise that for some extenuating circumstance they can’t send MC back right away.

Demon Brother’s Reactions to a Baby MC!

Warnings: Infant!GN!MC, minor plot spoilers, minor characteristic spoilers.

Assembled in the student council hall the bro’s (along with Diavolo) sat in their respective seats, getting ready for the imminent arrival of the newest exchange student. “My Lord. The preparations are complete, I can open the portal at any time.” “Wonderful Barbatos! Let’s not wait any longer!”

With that the air in the room became heavy and a bright light flashed around the ground level chair the student would pass through the portal too. As the light started to fade all of the collective demons began whispering and leaned forward curious to get their first peek at the human!

What came next was complete silence.

“Hey Lu, is somethin’ wrong with ‘em? They’re so small!”

*Lucifer shell shocked staring at the baby*

*Baby staring right back*

Lucifer: “.......” *blinks*

Baby: “WAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!”

After a few moments of panicking and wailing (from both demons and baby) they are informed by Barbatos that for some unknown reason he can’t reopen the portal....Congrats bros! You’re all honorary demon daddies!

Lucifer:

Slinked out while everyone was trying to calm the baby down. He took pride in being an intimidating demon of status but when the baby looked at him and started to cry? He felt bad..... such a tiny, innocent little being and he made them cry. That stings the pride. Takes the longest to warm up to the baby for that reason. Ended up bonding with MC when he had to take over for Mammon after Mams got a last minute modeling gig. He came back home late and went to Lucifer’s study to take MC back. Upon walking in, he saw Lucifer reclined back in his office chair asleep with lil MC snuggled up snoozing away on his chest. After snapping a few pictures for blackmail, and stealing a valuable lamp, he quietly left the office. Spoiler alert! No one can get MC back from Luci, that’s his baby now.

Mammon:

Did a combination of attempted tsundere and failed, panic and omfg I love this baby and will burn all three realms if something happens to them!!!! As soon as MC looked at him with those little tear filled doe eyes, *guardian demon mode engaged* he shocked everyone by pushing them all aside, picking MC up holding them protectively to his chest and started rocking them. MC had Mams wrapped around their little finger by the time they finished the walk back to the house of lamentation. If everyone was in a state of shock before, what followed next was a sign of the apocalypse........

HE GAVE GOLDIE TO SATAN AND ASMO TO GO BUY WHATEVER THE BABY NEEDS!!!!

yes, you read that right. Satan had already reading a baby caregiving book as they walked, calling in favors from his network of people to help find what he needs. Mammon sends Asmo with him cause well, who knows fashion better? Demands the bassinet be set up in his room and watches his brothers like a crow hawk when they interact or hold MC. Even got one of the baby harness carriers so MC can come to RAD with him and unashamedly baby talks to them. One time a demon tried to make fun of him for it.....once. Mams impressed even Lucifer by managing to go demon form, put aforementioned asshole demon in a chokehold in one arm, while whisper threatening their life. With a peacefully sleeping MC in the other.

Don’t mess with Mams baby human.....

Leviathan:

An awkward bean, but he tries! Takes on the role of primary playmate. Will put the baby in his lap and their little hands on the game controller to play with the buttons. MC gets such a kick out of it! He also likes to show them his aquarium tanks. MC is fascinated by the whole aesthetic and belly laughs whenever Henry swims by. Also finds age appropriate anime shows he thinks MC will like. Still devastated that they had no interest in TSL.

Satan:

Was the one who helped calm the baby down. He quickly pulled up a playlist of cute cat videos on his D.D.D. and managed to distract MC so that the rocking motion in Mam’s arms started to soothe them to sleep. Once that was accomplished, ran to the library to grab a pile of books on child rearing and on the way home called every witch he knew that has children to get advice.

Nearly had a stroke when Mammon handed him Goldie! Went into town with Asmo and got the essential items (Diapers, formula, bottles, the bassinet/ bedding may or may not be cat themed) and left Asmo to pick out clothing. LOVES, LOVES, LOVES to teach the baby things! Always gushing about how smart MC is! Beats even Asmo with how many videos on his Devilgram there are of MC.

Will sooner tell Lucifer he loves him before he’ll ever admit it but avatar of catnip teared up when MC took those wobbly first few steps.

Asmo:

Always squealing with delight over every cute little thing MC does! “Look at that perfect little nose and sweet smile! You love Asmo the best don’t you ?” *death glare from Mammon*

Had the most fun in ages buying clothes. MC is literally the most stylish baby in the devildom. He actually started a second Devilgram account solely dedicated to posting MC’s daily style. It’s become one of the most popular accounts! Even rivaling Asmo’s main one.

Every morning he goes into Mammon’s room and picks out MC’s outfit for the day. Will pick up, hold, fuss and coo over MC but is mysteriously no where to be found with more of the tedious duties. He tried to feed them their bottle once but became almost catatonic when MC spit up on his designer shirt. The most traumatizing thing for him was an attempted poopy diaper change....you know those funny videos on YouTube where the dads are trying to change the baby’s diaper with gloves and a mask on while gagging and dry heaving?

Yeeeahh that was him, once Mammers stopped laughing long enough to pick himself up off the floor he took over.

Beelzebub and Belphegor:

They adore MC! As far as they’re concerned that’s their new baby sibling. They asked Satan to teach them all the child rearing things he learned and love to take care of them! Will work together to take of the baby. Beel likes to feed the baby but needed a wee bit of instruction first.

“Beel....you can’t feed the baby a turkey leg.”

“Why not? it’s delicious!” *drools*

“They don’t have any teeth yet! Not to mention the turkey leg’s bigger than they are..”

Don’t worry! He gets the hang of it! 😆

Belphie assists Beel whenever he can. Doesn’t mind changing diapers or anything. The only problem is that for a non incarnate of sloth, caring for a baby can be absolutely exhausting, but for Belphie? It’s like a daily triathlon. Sleeps when the baby does. There was one time Belphie woke up to find himself swaddled in a blanket along with MC. *side eyes Mammon and Levi*

The special bonding thing Cow Husband likes to do with MC is too take them into the planetarium, not only to look at the sky but he loves to tell MC all the fun memories he has of Beel, Him and Lilith growing up. It heals a wound on heart he thought would bleed forever whenever little MC smiles.

Thank you so much for the request! 💜🖤🤍